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My dick is bleeding /b/ What do I do?
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>>569200195
no, what did you do?
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go to a fucking doctor
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>>569200339
> I shudder
I'd rather not talk about it
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>>569200195
thats not a dick

not anymore
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>>569200481
fuck that. call 911 or drive to hospital
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>>569200553
don't be that guy OP, laydown a greentext
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>>569200571
I must say it is a very fine dick sir.
>>569200625
How do I fuck that? I think it would be counterproductive.
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>>569200195
> greentext
come on op the people are waiting
> pic unrelated
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>>569200982
to hospital with u or u get infection and die
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>>569200195
>>569200553
What am I looking at?

Give us the greentext, OP.
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>>569201016
you know BTCC was good when you look at a Volvo 850 and think "fuck that looks nice"
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>>569201204
I Do? I honestly do not have the money for a doctor. I barely made 100$ for my food each month after rent.
>>569201016
> Green text
> Awesome?
> Not sure if I should share with B
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>>569201563
Tell us faggot.
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op is not taking serious. hope he dies
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>>569201563
tell us faggot
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Can't help you not knowing what's going on /b/tard
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>>569201786
What's the worst that could happen? Cleaning with isodine.
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>>569202114
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>>569202114
jesus dude see a fucking doctor
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>>569202114
what the fuck am i even looking at here
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>>569202114
r.i.p ops dick
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Iodine cleans the surface on infection it's not meant to clean out infection we need to know what happened as far as I can tell you used a penis pump too hard and popped your dick
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>>569202393
A dick.
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Did you circumcise yourself with a rusty saw? jezus christ dude
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Why you dont let a dog lick your cock
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>>569200195
the fuck happen to you dick mate?
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>>569202584
I've never seen a dick that looks like that... What the hell did you do to that poor thing?
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>>569202584
jesus christ tell us the fucking story of how your penor ended up in that most unfortunate state
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op is kill
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>>569202584
>A dick.
unless a dick looks like christie macks face, then no
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>>569202451
op's dick is kill
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>>569203156
>Christie Mack's face
Ha!
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>>569202737
Don't have one, if it counts I rubbed one on my cat, she was too small to even think penetration. She is a sexy pussy.
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TELL US WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED OP
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fbi track this man down
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wtf did you do man
Looks like an infection
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>>569203471
Oh that's why.
You rubbed your fucking cock on your cat and now You have aids.
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>>569203728
and the aids made his cock explode
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>>569203471
Dude. Just greentext the story about how you killed your penis.
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>>569202114
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>>569203728
Nah.
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>>569203471
Now my sides are kill
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>>569200195
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
GO TO THE HOSPITAL YOU FUCKING CRAZY FUCK
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OP are you that guy who gave him self a circumcision in August with scissors to impress a girl?

if so LOL
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>>569203907
I still want to know what OP did to his pecker
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OP you're dick is gonna rot off and youll be left with just balls. Maybe you could be friends with the OP from a few days ago who didn't have any balls and just a dick.
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>>569203907
Well fucking tell us op shit your cock is polenta and You don't even want to explain to us what happened what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>569202584
Sarcasm. Your penis has necrotic tissue and you dismiss the thought of going to the hospital and answer to bystanders with sarcasm. What a goddamned fool you are, just die.
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>>569200195
just..dont..get..a..erection
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>>569204068
same
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Looks like OP had a circumcision some days ago and now it's bleeding. Go see a urologist as fast as you can, dude.
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>>569203835
Why is everyone saying that I killer my penis, It's not like it stopped working, It's just bleeding a little and maybe hurts a little to try to get a erection, but it may just pass.

Anyway, 69 decides if I greentext
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>>569204116
He's scared shitless of being questioned and chuckled at both here and in a hospital
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what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>569204052
i was thinking of this aswell, the girl wasn't even his gf yet
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69 get
yes ofc do it
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>>569201563
america fuck yeah!
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You dumb fuck tell us what you did
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>>569204253
69 is turned off, pick a better number newfag. Or, just tell us, newfag
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Fap on cam, also greentext
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>>569204253
NO ROLLING. GO TO THE HOSPITAL, OR YOU'LL GET AN INFECTION, YOU FUCKING MORON.
GO!
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>>569204253
It's swollen you dumbass
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>>569204253
You are a huge faggot.
Men, you know what to do.
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>>569204253
My braincells exploded from my head into my penis, just now.
Wtf OP, wtf
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>>569204253
IT'S NOT A FUCKING GAME OP YOUR PEWEE IS A MESS WE WANT THE TRUTH
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>>569204470
Dubs
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its not OP's dick.
no one... not even the fattest /b/tard would just sit there with a dick like this.

call emergency if its your dick.
if not. kill yourself.
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>>569204739
hue
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>>569200195
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>>569204253
greentext the story, did you circumcise yourself?
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roll

yes if get
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>>569204749
One that rubs one on his cat would also be able to stand there like this
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>>569204749
That's what I want to think too, but you never know here... The OP might be the dumbest person on Earth.
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if post ends in 8 OP eats some of that skin on the dick
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>>569204739
how about go to the er - right now - so you dont lose ur dick?
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>>569202114

Looks infected anon, see a doctor asap.
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>>569204749
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>>569200195
cut it of, post pics
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>>569204582
Feel the pain you have inflicted on us, ultrafag
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>>569204253
O i gotta roll 4 dis
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>>569205192
greentext the story
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>>569205192
Aaaaah there's the catch, he's a fatty and probably can't even walk to the phone
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>>569202114
You used a penis pump, initially that blistering is harmless and goes in a day or 2, however you've been unsanitary and areas of your penis are either infected from this or you destroyed blood vessels and cut off those moldy looking areas, best case scenario you use a medical grade deeply sanitizing item to clean yourself and your body fixes it. Worst case scenario amputation (if cut off blood supply).
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>>569205192
ahhh shit dude.
go call the fucking ambulance.
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>>569205246
Did I mention you're a huge faggot...
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>>569205082
>>569205112
Should I? It's been swollen for a week, just started bleeding today and there has been no pain. Don't see it as a emergency to be honest.
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>rolling for green text
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>>569205192
Serious question: are you dumb? Like, really dumb?
Can't you see that you can lose your penis if it gets infected?
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>>569205192
2FAT2MOVE4LIFE

srsly tho homey that dik
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post the greentext and the torture stops
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>>569205769
No pain because you're losing the sense of it in the aera!! Jesus!
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>>569205809
I can lose my penis?
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>>569205693
Maybe Faggot OP would prefer this?
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>>569205809
not like he is doing anything with it
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>>569206026
YES.
THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES. GO TO THE ER RIGHT NOW.
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>>569206031
Saving that one, but I prefer hardcore, loli and bdsm.
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>>569206026
go to a doctor and you will lose it. stay here and greentext how the fuck that happened and you'll most likely keep it intact.
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>>569206120
True that
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>>569200195
posting in epic thread. hi mom!
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>>569202547
Good point. Would levofloxacin help or some kind of antibiotics? I'm taking two aspiring each sunset
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>>569206202
greentext nigger
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>>569206202
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>>569206739
lol

>>569206676
greentext the fucking story
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I have the feeling OP is just screwing with us.

no man and I mean NO MAN would EVER let his dick get injured without going to the doctor right away.

but then again OP may be an idiot and if he is telling the truth then he will probably have permanent nerve damage in his penis for the rest of his life form the week of swelling with no care.

have fun OP, have fun having a life of no sexual sensation in your penis, erectile dysfunction, and no woman EVER wanting to go near your dick.

congratulations, you will never have sex from this point on.
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>>569206676
I cant even tell if it is your dick i´m seeing.
Make a more overviewing picture.
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>>569206739
Where do you make those?
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>>569201563
hur dur. showed muh dik on /b/ but i dont wunna greentext teh story.
GTFO
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>>569206676
up it to 4 aspirin every hour. continue until better.
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>>569206912
I think he is the guy who circumcised himself with scissors because some girl liked guys who are cut. That was a long time ago though.
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>>569206940
www.google.com and ctrl+shift+j
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>>569207107
Make it 10 every hour for a week OP.
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>>569206934
Fucking fuck fuck. The wipe got stuck with dry blood and it fucking hurts to try to take it off. Wat do?
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>>569207150
it was just this past August if I remember.

does anyone have the picture of that thread? I thought I did but can't find it.
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Op, here it is, plain and simple. We can't tell you what to do if you don't tell us what you already did. So greentext the fucking story already.
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>>569207352
POST THE FUCKING GREENTEXT MAN!
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>>569207107
>>569207323
just take 5 strips and a bottle of 30% alcohol and go to bed
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>>569207352
YOU MAKE ME RAGE SO BAD OP. SO BAD...
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>>569207352

GO FCKING DOCTOR


>>569207469

WINAR
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>>569207352
You need to cut it of as fast as you can otherwise you will die in pain
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>>569207352
Use water

Also, hospital and greentext
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>>569207469

>WINRAR

DO IT FAGGOT!!
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>>569207352
is your dick now less then a centimeter in length?

Jesus Christ it's worse then I thought, if you don't go to the doctor you will probably loose it due to a necrotising infection.

unless dick gangrene is a fetish of yours.
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>>569204253
>I killer my penis
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>>569207352
FUCKING GREENTEXT YOU FUCKING IMBECILE. HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU WHEN WE DON'T KNOW THE STORY AND CAN LAUGH HARD ABOUT IT? AND YES I AM IN ALL CAPS RAGE MODE YOU FUCKHEAD
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>>569207469
FUCKING YES 69 NOW POST IT OP!
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>>569207469
winrar post story OP, you said 69 decides, and 69 has decided
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>>569207352
what the fuck did you fucking do to get to this fucking point. Also, is this shit still considered a dick?

save the pic for a rekt thread anons
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>>569207695
>unless dick gangrene is a fetish of yours.
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ITT cancer of the cock
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Buy a decent camera
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>>569207352
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>>569207469
op will surely deliver
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>>569207469
fucking winrar

post the fucking greentext
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>>569207352
What is this fucker doing still at home?
Stop fapping your dick and balls of and get back to work, you ass hair.

>Datlowqaulity.jpg
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>>569207352
You know what op? You deserve to loose your fucking dick. Someone as stupid as you doesn't need it anyway.
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Medicalfag here. I could help you, but only if you greentext the story.
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>>569207469
69 FUCKING DO IT
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>>569207469
WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR
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never lurked a thread so hard in my life. I must see the greentext
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He fucked a cat in heat
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OP will surely delivar
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You're trapped now, op. Greentext faggot.
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>>569200195
you what op? fuck it. put it back in your pants and browse the intranet. you tried to fuck something you shouldn't have anyway. no greentext needed
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What the fuck was the point of coming here if you aren't gonna tell the story!? Seriously,did you think you'd get sympathy or wed give you that magic cureall that would some how fix your grotesque cock !?
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>>569208446
>lurking hard
>not bumping
What the fuck man?
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Getting into the bathtub, maybe water will help
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Greentext that shit
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Greentext or gtfo
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It's scarcely a dick anyway. Even if it rots off, he won't lose much
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>>569208785
>G
>R
>E
>E
>N
>T
>E
>X
>T

YOU FUCKING IMBECILE
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>>569208446
Why sagging then ?
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>>569208874
I agree Senpai
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>>569208785
actually I believe thats probably all you need actually OP. but I still like everyone else want to know what you did
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>>569208785
OP's not even reading anymore, he's just posting pictures and not responding.

sorry guys OP is just a faggot attention whore, he will not deliver.
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Sorry sorry will try to green text from pic gimme 6 mind to get the laptop
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>>569208785
>maybe water will help
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>>569208785
>maybe water will help
Holy water maybe.
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Also,if you're too dumb to realise that needs medical attention,and rather than go get it your 1st though was "I'll ask /b/ - they'll help me" then quite frankly you deserve to lose your cock. At least it will prevent you spreading your retarded genes to the next generation.
Darwinism in evidence on /b/
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>>569208785
God you're dumb.
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Never have I ever had my jimmies this rustled

GO TO A DOCTOR YOU FUCKING IDIOT

pic related, it's me
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>>569208785
hello OP, >>569204253 remember this? >>569207469
So yeah, POST DAT GREENTEXT MAN
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>>569209127
this isn't suspicious at all, weren't you just getting into a tub?
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m00t will bless you with a healthy cock but only if this post ends in 6 and you greentext
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>>569209281
Why you care
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>>569209127
don't card stand us OP
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>>569209002
Cuz I'm a fucking retard. Browser is set to sage.
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>>569209127
WE DID IT!

i'm expecting one of the best greentexts this year
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>>569208785
>Maybe water will help
>mfw
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>>569208785
green text what happened you fat fucking retard. Maybe if you cleaned your dick every once in awhile this wouldn't be happening.
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Your dick may be a goner either way, but at least you'll survive with medical attention.
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>>569204470
When did they turn off 69?
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>>569200195
You are the only person who needs a operation manual handbook for his dick
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>>569200195
OP is the idiot that tried to circumcise himself because some girl he liked told him she liked cut penis more...
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>>569209590
at this point I hope he dies.
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>>569209752
American pie 2
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>>569202114
The doctor is gonna carve your dick up, op, that looks necrotic
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>>569209814
lol yes

pic related
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>>569209889
sane
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>>569209709
9/11 man...
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>>569209709
newfag,see
>>569207469
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@ my battle statio, can't find threath gimme a min
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>>569200195
Tomb Raider 3 on PS1.
Her tits are a bit pixelated, but i live in a mansion with a butler i can lock in the freezer any time i want.

>looking forward to this, lara croft anal is somthing ive always wanted to see/experience.
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I heard malt vinegar is nature's antiseptic OP...worth a go?
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>>569209814
Wouldnt you just feint of pain?
He is to stupid for painkillers.
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>>569210000
>>569209999
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>>569210070
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES : YOUR DICK EDITION.
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>>569210070
>battlestation
>in the bathrom

This guy is nuts
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>>569209990
YES! that! thank you anon I was looking for this!
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>>569210080
wrong thread, obviously too drunk to use 4chan properly.
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R.I.P. OP
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Don't go to doctor OP, looks like tis but a scratch
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>>569210139
i'm pretty sure i would... but i would also go to the doctor if my dick was going necrotic
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>>569209990
>>569209814
aye OP is that retard that cut his own dick hahaah
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This is the fuckin diy circumcision guy isn't it...!?
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bamping for reasons
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>>569209990
not him. Bathroom wall is not the same. Maybe same reason, but not same OP
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hole fuck, natural selections on its way

im getting cut tomorrow... fucking phimosis
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>>569210615
I think so too..
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>>569209814

Holy shit, I think you're right.
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>>569200195
Had that happen too man, no worries.

Was just about to fap, troke 2 times and suddenly blood is shooting out like a fucking vulcano.

Bleeding stopped once my boner was gone.

I was scared shitless

It was just an artery that bursted or something. Just don't fap for about a week and you're ok.
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>>569200195
Seriously, you have two options OP.

1. You get a little embarrassed going to the doctor and getting it treated within the next week.

2. You die and everybody you know and love will find out that you died because of an infected peepee.

choose wisely
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>>569210043
I could have sworn I saw 69 in a thread like a few days ago, maybe it was before 9/11, time has sort of started to blend together.

>>569210043
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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So... this is nothing serious.
>Was born pre-natal, some defects on penis with acute phimosis, connected frenulm and merged skin
>Had circuncition and [skin graft?] a few days ago at hospital.
>Doctor said it's completly normal, stitches are coming out natturaly and thus it's bleeding, It's not infected, it was swolen post-op by the surgery.
>Right now i'm high as fuck with medicines, just was bored.
>I miss the morphine at the hospital.
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inb4 OP traps his sticky infected dick in the laptop
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Op is really stupid today.
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>>569210070
This is fucking spookey
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>>569210774
Phimosis? Isnt that for kids round 8-12
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>>569207916
This
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>>569200195
FINISH HIM!
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masturbate with sandpaper, that's the safest way to painlessly remove the infected tissue and with it the bacteria.
but be careful: if you use lube, it will go into your urethra and from there into your bladder.
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>>569210942
no
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>>569210910

I think that is a lie and that you circumcised yourself for a girl that you still aren't dating.
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>>569211029
this

I'm 24 btw. scared as fuck tbh
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>>569210910
>Was born pre-natal

nigga, do you even latin?
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>>569210910
you made us wait for that?

FUCK YOU OP YOU COULD HAVE WRITTEN THAT IN THE ORIGINAL POST!
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>>569210910
Slowclap.wmv
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>>569211101
yeah OP is lying
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>>569211213
kek
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Op is a faggot, case closet, everyone can go home now
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>>569210910
dissapoint
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>>569211317
Where do I get a case closet?
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>>569210910
>not even op
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Not buying it OP,I think you did something retarded.
No doc worth his wage would botch an op bad enough to leave a cock looking like that. No way they'd discharge you from the hospital in that state either. Faggot
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>>569211421
kek
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>>569210910
i was expecting some hardcore shit
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>>569211158
if it is a problem or causes pain just go talk to a doc about it, there are many options you can take.
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>>569208785
Go to the God dammed Hospital OP you moron.

And while your at it, tell us how you fucked up your penis. We'd all like to know how daft some one can be with their own genitals.
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>>569211213
Well fuck, I was born when i was 5months from a infertile richfag mother in as a tube baby and spend 6 months on the incubator, what's the word for that?

>>569211225
Where is the fun in that?
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>>569211429
lurk more
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>>569211417
>>569211241
>>569211213
>>569211101
>What are id's
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God op I hope you loose your fucking dick you made us wait for this shitty story I'm out.
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You done goofed op.
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>>569211468
>>569211417
>>569211270
>>569211225
Newfags can't realise it's not op
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lol, all these people wanting to know what he did to his dick?

It's just a typical fat fuck that hasn't washed his junk for 6+ months, this is what happens.
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thread's over go home kids
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>>569211514
Star Trek
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>>569200195
Op, it looks like penile cancer. Sorry.
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>>569211593
>>569211684
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>>569202349
this and visit a doc OP
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>>569202114
that's infected,OP. you're lucky if you get out of this situation alive, but your clit is definitely kill.

GET TO A DOCTOR ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


source: medfag here
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>>569211637
Y? I just tried to fuck a cat.
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GUYS, THAT GREENTEXT WAS NOT OP IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE, OP FUCKING DELIVER
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>>569211870
OP YOU GOT SOME SPLANEING TO DO!
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>>569211747
Not true, personal experience kek
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>>569202114
thats fucking disgusting, even for /b/
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>>569210910
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>>569211870
your laziness will kill you one day OP
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>>569211870
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>>569211870
why did you try to fuck a cat op? What kind of logic do you use to make sense of your mind?
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>>569211942
didn't he said that he'll be writin' th green from the laptop, and that he was previously on the phone?
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>>569211835
how is that guy alive?
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>>569211870
Come on fucking retard tell us what did you do to your "penis".
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>>569211870

you got no choice op, otherwise the infection will reach your heart
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>>569212281
are you serious?

fucking kids everywhere now.
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>>569200195
For some reason, when I look at it, it is like a man crushing his head into a giant pillow-like penis. The arms are at the sides, though only the left arm is visible grabbing the pillow-penis.
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>>569202114
For fucks sake
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>>569211870
As a medschool student i can tell you that if you dont go to the doctor you will loose your penor
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Look Arzu, I've been here!
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>>569200195
Post in the fucking thread moron
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This type of thread is the reason why /b/ is fucked.

This thread could be really awesome. OP could have greentexted with the pic in the OP and then could have proceeded to do funny shit for us.

But no, he refuses to greentext, attention whores a bit more and then makes it a roll thread "hue hue 69 get decides if I greentext xD"

No OPs are ever just cool and delivar awesome shit for /b/. It's always gotta be a roll thread or something.

Saging the cancer that is killing /b/
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>>569212328
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>>569212394
You see it better in the thumbnail
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>>569212328
>This
Only solution
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>>569212574
do agree
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Dude you have to cut it off then a pew penis will grow and it will be bigger..... but it will be black
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>>569200195

I'll tell you all exactly what happened.

Dude had crazy phimosis and tried to give himself a dorsal slit and it got infected.
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>>569212328
Oh god I can feel the pain
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>>569212676
truth
>>
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
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>>569212574
Babysitter OP was great though
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>>569212574
>this
Muh nigga
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>>569212726
op come on man

delivar w/ greentext
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You need to shave, your balls look disgusting.
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>>569212574
at least this one will die soon
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>>569212793
I Already did it, so guys tell me. Wat do?
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>>569205612
you think? it looks more like he tried to fuck his coffee
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>>569212574
even though that's a valid point, you're still a fucktard fart sucking faggot
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>>569212932
Really? You think that fucking even matters
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>>569208785
>maybe water will help

OP is so dead
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>>569212281
depending on the particular lifestyle a person can get used to almost every form of chemical or biological hazard. i've seen old people living of rotten food (see: botulinus-toxins, spores of Aspergillus niger etc) that would have killed a young strong man.

most of these people die as soon as their kidneys,liver,or heart give in to the year-long torture
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>>569212976
clean cock with bleach. this works. better than seeing a doctor!
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>>569200339
>He has been circumised
>something went wrong/wasnt fully circumised
>or just did not take proper care afterwards
>his foreskin started to fill with liquid
>growing larger and larger created a ring
>ring goes that big, starts bleeding
>Only read about it, never seen
Trust me, im a doctor
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>>569212976
>Attention whoring
Abandon thread, guys
>>
try to masturbate OP mabye that swelling will go down
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>>569212976
speak the truth
not your bullshit
>>
>>569212976
go to the fucking emergency room right now
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>Kills his dick with penis pump/lack of personal hygiene/bestiality (OP please confirm)
>Comes on /b/ to get attention, instead of solving issue.
>Fucking degenerate.
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>>569212976
die
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>>569213061
>>
Maybe*
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>>569200195
Summer is over.
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>>569213068
Yeah, if he shaved, he would get like ten bitches on his dick at once, I know I would.
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>>569213293
Finally.
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>>569213332
>would

K
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This is the worst OP ever. I hope you fucking die you autistic son of a whore.
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>>569206031
I-is that... Hope?
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Damn i think Russia is worse but OP is westerner and 1st world . OMG!!!!!
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lets go home guise

/thread
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>>569212932
Honestly I want too, how do I do it?
Now here we go, nice and clean of all blood.
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>>569212574
Stop bitching faggot. You wouldnt even find a person as retarded as OP in any other place. Also, I find this very amusing due to the fact that a random guys has a fuckec up dick, so enjoy what you have or go to reddit to discuss shit.
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>>569212574
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>>569204052
remember summin like that also.
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>>569213581
I see now

I wondered if that's what was going on
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>>569212976
do you have vodka? use it on dick. it will burn a little but will kill bacterias
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>>569213581
>nice and clean
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>>569210910
That was me btw
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>>569213581
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>>569213581
lol I see stitches. Did you try to facefuck the cat? I think you did. Then it bit you and you had the tip sewed back on again...
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>>569213581
First trim all the hairs with scissors then just shove your razor in there until your skin feels like a babies bum.
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>>569213581
your dick is so small (
are you a ftm or just a poor guy?
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>>569213581
Go to the fucking doctor. Also, are you having an erection on that picture? I hope not.
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>>569213581
Are those stitches around the head OP?
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