Unfortunately not. Might need to make a few calls now though...
She looks like a gross version of Sierra McCormick.
mfw if I get v& I can take that completely inadmissible evidence against me to court and sue.
fuck you and your popup shit..
No chavs are acronyms for Council house and violent. usually the parents are all on welfare, they're all about fighting, being general slags, getting pregnant as young as possible to get welfare to fund their drinking at the weekend when they plan to sleep with some other twat.
i don't think so. i think chav is from the roma word "chavi".
parents on welfare: gypsy
pregnant early: gypsy
how easy is it to get on welfare in britain?
Piece of piss if you know how to play the system right.
>Come to UK
>Get council house
>Sit on your arse watching Daytime TV
She's known as Chelsea from hartleypool
http://www.fyeo.co.uk/bluevelvet.html the stripclub she works in.
So /b/, I'm russian and I live in Syria. Last time I had sex was 5 months ago and I've been on antidepressants for the past 4 months, both of the facts are not related to each other, just stating them, that's all.
Ask me anything
lel, chavs are hot when young they look like this once they're past 22.
>wtf is a chav
UK version of wigger/trailer trash, short for Council House and Vicious
sharing her blowjob video!!!
Chavs are the cheapest meat on the market, so it shouldn't be hard.
Although, as an american we can only assume that you're no longer humanoid in shape, and more resembles a blob - in that case, you'll probably have to give her three pints of cider instead of two.
I think I've seen this girl in a sexy gif
> gif is relate
B...but...I'm marginally attractive. Toned enough to catch their eye, but not big at all or anything so as to be intimidating or off-putting.
every chav thread has about 100 pics on average
98 of those pictures have been posted in the previous chav thread
>mfw I've seen like 98% of these picture in a previous chav thread
>moustache on your chest
That's called manliness. But seriously though, British folks don't honestly believe that every American is a fat, lazy blob who lives at Burger King, right? I mean, I know that all Bongs don't have brown teeth and call everybody guvna.
They're hard as rocks under a thin layer of body fat. My girlfriend smacks them and tries to squeeze them when I'm on top. She does the same thing with my arms. She loves extremely hard muscles. She has bit the back of my thighs before. Like tried to unhinge her jaws or something and just bite down hard on them, with as much flesh and muscle as she can fit her jaws around. She's pretty aggressive when she's in one of her sex-fiend modes. She's left me bleeding and bruised before.
I had to go to work for a week with a black eye once. She smacked the fuck out of me during sex because I wasn't choking her hard enough and she wanted to get me pissed off. Funny thing is, she's a total herb outside of the bedroom. I mean, knitting, watching Dr. Phil, babysitting the neighbors' kids, reading books about the history of stuffed animals and shit...
First off, I didn't put the pic upside down. I don't know why the hell it did that.
Second, that's not fat. That's muscle. Maybe you don't know about that. Like I said, I have a thin-ish layer of body fat, but I work out enough to keep my glamor muscles the way my woman likes them. Let's see what you're working with. Get to posting, Mr. Universe.
>No Lauren Socha
Are you even trying?
Thanks for the concern, brother, but I'll be alright. I like it. I've just had to explain to her that the face is off limits. I gotta deal with customers and shit, I can't show up to work with black eyes and cuts on my neck. Besides, I've done my own amount of damage to her. I'm pretty sure some of the neighbors have thought in the past that I beat her. Sometimes I leave hand marks on her neck. But it's like leaving my mark, or planting my flag. Fuck a pussy-ass hickey. I leave hand prints you can take fingerprints off of.
Good thing her parents live halfway across the country. Her dad would understandably get the wrong idea
/b/ still not knowing what a chav is
Are chavs somehow related to those so-called travellers? And why do those travellers don't look like Roma-Sinti gypsies?
Or does traveller not equal gypsy?
i know them girls. pic related. the one on the right
nope, the travelers/gypsies are categorized as "pikeys" in the UK. However, pikeys and chavs may have a very, very similar look.
Every contry has it's own words for it. Irish here: "Chavs" are called "Knackers" here (or "scummers", but mainly refers to males.
Never said it was normal. But it certainly doesn't mean her dad touched her. Get out of my head, you sick, sick man.
But he didn't really touch her though, right?
chav - originates from the word "charva".. like a gypo.
Mainly live in poorer areas of the uk, in council housing. lots of gold chains and always bumming a smoke.
the above are not "chavs".. most of the better looking / plastic fake breasted women posted are just "out on a friday night". normal "essex slags".
a chav, by definition, is this : https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8331/8109067046_64739eae2b.jpg
and the lads dress like this:
Sorry its small its all i could pull from her facebook
anon you owe me for a keyboard after I blew a mouthful of coffee after
> potato niggers
Anyone remember MC Devvo? David Firth's (Salad Fingers etc) art project that got a little out of hand. I think Devvo even toured and stuff, some people didnt get that it was just acting. The real chavs saw him as one of their own.
So they're like Puerto Ricans? Hot as hell from 14-15 to early to mid 20's... then it's over Johnny
Haha, yeah Puerto Rican girls and Dominican girls. They have the best bodies on earth until around age 20-24, or have their first kid. Then they blow the fuck up and look like the thing in your pic with a little less wrinkles (the wrinkles come around age 30 lol).
Puertorican here, confirming. Im really scared because my gf might turn out just like her mom, and shes a landwhale, but on of those that you know used to look good 100lbs before.
I bet it's bittersweet, bro. You're blessed with some of the hottest women on earth, but only for a short while. You gotta get all the 10/10 pussy you can before they hit a certain age and wake up one day 150lbs heavier
Well its not like ALL the girls here go through the same. Beauty standaeds here are not as strict. We actually like chubby girls, but to us in general a pperfect girl has nice tits, decent curves, huge hips and ass, meaty thighs. This looks great when theyre young and sexy but as they get older, that excess fat keeps increasing.
And to the bro that asked, i think b is indifferent towards us? Who cares were all bros.
Beat me to it. I was going to say the reggaeton blasting out of every window window in NYC at all hours of the day and night. But my god the food, women, the block parties and BBQs in the parks, the $8 packs of cigarettes you can find at damn near every Puerto Rican bodega in the city....I love Puerto Ricans. Dominicans are another story though. They're the most ignorant motherfuckers I've ever met.
So i was thinking how there are almost never any nudes in these chav threads.
Mfw i found out it's because they're all making videos.
vid related, just put chav or british in the search, there's shitloads
whoops fucked up the link
Forgot to mention that my sister-in-law and two nephews are half Puerto Rican. It's funny when you look at them; the older one looks straight up boriqua like his mom, and the younger one a redhaired ginger Irish kid. You'd never know they were brothers
God thats hot, i could really go for it.
Speaking of the Doritos that is.
You owe me one for that fucking gingered up oink oink.
>I;ggy A;zalea Sex T;ape l;eaked >
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I doubt you'll find that anywhere else online bro