Kept calling me names. I was always shorter but stocky. Pissed me off one day so I grabbed his shirt and slammed him into a locker told him if he called me one more name I was going to beat his fucking ass. Never bothered me again. Bullies only pick on vulnerable people. Stop being a pussy and stand up for yourself.
I dont have anything for your caption. I just was looking for an answer to this question and the McDonalds and the Autism threads didnt help:
You know that strange shudder some guys have after they pee? I can give myself that just by flexing the muscle between my balls and ass. Is there a way I can turn that into being able to make myself orgasm without touching myself?
Anyway, good luck with your caption thing. Im sure it will work out great.
>Billy felt so alone and angry
>as did Nelson, after all that's why he was a bully
.>on that day Nelson pushed Billy against the lockers
>Billy fell to his knees and began to suck on Nelson long dong
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I fucked up. Billy was supposed to be the guy in blue.
>trying to insult others by saying they aren't original
>uses stupid spoof of 2spooky4me
>something that literally came from /x/ within the last year or so
go kill yourself kid
here's a png
no one will use it but whatever
Nelson said that he's not into japanese porn anymore.
Thus the snowhite movie, where the 7 transexual midgets and a granny are penetrated by tentacles, won't be as arousing.
> Billy got depressed
> so depressed he became a cumberbitch
> he masturbated vigorously questioning his life choices.
> all at the sudden the benedickt cumbertach appeared
>Billy's nipples became hard
> his phone rang
> "Staying alive" by BeeGees, rang across the room.
> plot twist: Billy is Moriarty
> plot twist Benedict Cumbertatch is Nelson
> plot twist both of them are dead, and the setting is narnia.
by the creators of Lost
This was already done (at least in a manner), but I'll post it anyway.
Please hit me. Its the only way I can achieve orgasm.
>jpg artifacts vs. preserving image for better quality image
Actually it's you that is in the wrong
Why wouldn't you make that a png you dioit? That more than tripled the jpg artifacts