How'd it happen /b/?

>>569083302
>inb4 ayy lmao

Is this a thin veiled attempt at figuring out how to get your bully to stop fucking with you in middle school?

Sorry, kid. Nothing's going to fix that.

ur a faget

"Let me do your homework for you"

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>>569083302

>>569083302
i want to have your babis

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>>569083302

>>569083439
ayy lmao

Kept calling me names. I was always shorter but stocky. Pissed me off one day so I grabbed his shirt and slammed him into a locker told him if he called me one more name I was going to beat his fucking ass. Never bothered me again. Bullies only pick on vulnerable people. Stop being a pussy and stand up for yourself.

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>>569083302

>>569083302
>in after inb4 ayy lmao

>>569083302
I dont have anything for your caption. I just was looking for an answer to this question and the McDonalds and the Autism threads didnt help:

You know that strange shudder some guys have after they pee? I can give myself that just by flexing the muscle between my balls and ass. Is there a way I can turn that into being able to make myself orgasm without touching myself?

Anyway, good luck with your caption thing. Im sure it will work out great.

>>569083302
HELP! NELSONS RAPING ME!

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rekt

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This.

>>569083302
>Billy felt so alone and angry
>as did Nelson, after all that's why he was a bully
.>on that day Nelson pushed Billy against the lockers
>Billy fell to his knees and began to suck on Nelson long dong
>the end

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>>569083471

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Fissabillah

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>>569083302

Suck it up

>>569083736
I bet he really liked that picture, anon. Did you let him save it?

>>569083736
I really like this picture. Mind if I save it?

>>569083439

"Lay a hand on me and I will swear under oath that you and I engaged in a faggot affair and you attacked me because I broke it off."

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>569083736
I hope you fucking die of Lou Gerhig's Disease

>>569083807
Try shoving something up your ass then flexing

>>569084338
I was just going to say that

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whoops

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>>569083302

>inb4 navy seals

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>>569083302

>>569084451
THIS

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>>569083302

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>>569083302

>>569083736
how do you speak a picture

>>569084351

No, I did the Ice Bucket Challenge. I'm safe.

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>>569083302

>>569084221
my nigga

>>569084483

The only good one so far

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>>569084549

>>569084451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5N3ToMalho&list=UUn_Akoldoeg40VNWKzy3_qw

>>569084549
kek

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>>569083302

>>569084603
Too bad you didnt do the Boiling Bucket Challenge. Would have turned out better for all concerned.

>>569084705
kek

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>>569084705
kek

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Most intimidating thing I could think of.

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>>569083302

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>>569083302

>>569084004
kek

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>>569083302

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>>569083302

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Yo.

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>>569083302

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>>569083302

>>569083993
underrated post

>>569084451
/thread

>>569084625
/Thread

>>569085101

kek

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>>569083302

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>>569083993
Brilliant.

>>569084549
fucking more copy pasta bullshit.

Go home new fags.

>>569084059
Kinky.

>>569085378
>>569085104
>>569084553
>>569084549
>>569084451
>>569083736

/b/ is 3original5me

>mind blowjob

>>569084768
medium keks

>>569083302
Y-you too

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>>569083302

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I fucked up. Billy was supposed to be the guy in blue.

>>569085753
Nigger

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>>569083993

>>569085631
>>569085382

He mixed up the names. FUCK HIM.

>>569085901

Are you fucking retarded?

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>>569083302

>>569084423
>loli is illegal

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>>569083302

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>>569083302

>>569085294
Fucker

>>569083993
nice one

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>>569083302
>fagtrees

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>>569085635
newfags is one word newfag

>>569085709
>trying to insult others by saying they aren't original
>says 3original5me
>uses stupid spoof of 2spooky4me
>something that literally came from /x/ within the last year or so

go kill yourself kid

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>>569083302

>>569084614
Well Nelson is just a lil pussy ass ginger bitch

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i didn't read thread so sorry for repost if it is

>>569085340
Topkek

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did i do right?

>>569085336
kek kek kek

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>>569083302
>jpg
>not .png

>>569085027
definately never heard it before. but it still sucked.

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nelsan is die

"o no"

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>>569083302

here's a png

no one will use it but whatever

>>569083768
I giggled

>>569086348
Holy shit you are really dumb.

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Guis, this is SERIOUS!

>>569086526
10/10 holy fuck

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>>569083302
aye

>>569083302
Nelson said that he's not into japanese porn anymore.
Thus the snowhite movie, where the 7 transexual midgets and a granny are penetrated by tentacles, won't be as arousing.
> Billy got depressed
> so depressed he became a cumberbitch
> he masturbated vigorously questioning his life choices.
> all at the sudden the benedickt cumbertach appeared
>Billy's nipples became hard
> his phone rang
> "Staying alive" by BeeGees, rang across the room.
> plot twist: Billy is Moriarty
> plot twist Benedict Cumbertatch is Nelson
> plot twist both of them are dead, and the setting is narnia.
by the creators of Lost
"theCumberSherlotopia"

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This was already done (at least in a manner), but I'll post it anyway.

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>>569083302

Please hit me. Its the only way I can achieve orgasm.

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>>569085027

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>>569083302

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LOL

>>569086893
>39kb vs 185kb for same quality image
Actually it's you that is in the wrong

Don't forget, you can change the text at the bottom to say whatever you want, mold the situation into a comedic statement.

>>569087103
Why would you make that a png you idiot? That more than tripled the file size

>>569085753
>>569085753
OHHHHH HOLY SHIT thats a good one

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>>569083302

>>569087079
the l33t speak is too strong with this one

>>569086891
>>569087559
>>569087904
kekd

>>569087704
top kek

>>569088105
Hello, newfriend.
Welcome to 4chan! How are you enjoying your first day?

>>569088105
summerfriend/10

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>>569083302

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>>569083302

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>>569087806
>jpg artifacts vs. preserving image for better quality image
Actually it's you that is in the wrong

>>569087941
Why wouldn't you make that a png you dioit? That more than tripled the jpg artifacts

>>569085081
/thread

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>>569084549
>>mfw people actually laugh at this

>>569088641
FUCK PNG YOU CLEARFAG, JPEG NIGGA ALL THE WAY

Wow there are a lot of copypasta and cutbag banana fags in here

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>>569088298
>>569088290

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>>569083302
Bump

>>569087941
Who the fuck cares, it's 200 kb, not like it's a 20 gb memory hog

>>569083993
Genius

>>569088424
>>569089571
Shit.

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>>569089395

>>569086038
kek

>>569089945

i came buckets

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>>569089945

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>>569088008

>>569089504
>caught acting like a retard
>"hehe b8 lol retards"

>>569089945
best

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>>569089965

>>569089945

jajaj

>>569090407
>jaja
>>>/out/

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>>569083302
I'm fucking lazy

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>>569083302

>>569091013
how original

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It's inevitable.

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>>569083302
Role reversal you niggers

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>>569083302

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>>569083302

>>569091194
I said I was lazy, hell I'm not even the first one on this thread. Also the image begged it.

>>569091729
oh nevermind then, that was really funny anon! thankyou for taking the time to pretty much repost that.

Not a caption but I can suck my own dick. Anyone else?

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>>569089945

>>569083993
Top kekkleberry twist

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>>569083302

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>>569091887
That post made you Satan

>>569084705
>woman's

>>569091839
I live to shipost.

>>569092281
LOLOLOL

>>569092646
I shitpost to live

#JIDF

>>569085528
Well played Billy, well played.

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>>569092367
I aim to please.

>>569083993
am i actually the only one who realise that hes calling himself a faggot? nelson is the bully

I like to cross dress with your grandma's clothes. You can join if you are man enough.

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>>569091992

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AIDS

>>569092257
Sweet ;)

>>569092281
Rdy or /kek

>>569086348
offended newfag

>>569083838
kekelld

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>>569092917

>>569084338
Prove it faggot.

>>569093089

In this scenario: Short kid = Nelson the bully
Tall kid = Billy the faggot

learn to nuance faggot.

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>>569083302

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>>569093603

>>569092281
If you weren't the seventh one to make that then maybe it'd be funny

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>>569084338

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ayy bby

>>569093045
holy molly

>>569084451
winrar

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>>569093928

>>569091992
keked hard

>>569095017
kek'd so hard I had to go listen to some Nine Inch Nails

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>>569083302

>>569095097
Oh you

>>569095017
Lol good job

>>569083302

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>>569093603

>>569084483
kkkeeeeeeenn

>>569085240
YES! MOTHERFUCKING /THREAD

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> im a girl btw

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>>569095626
>>569095626

>>569096228
Thats obvious

>>569095097
going for it
i'll send a postcard from the federal pen

>>569085064
>>569085081
underrated posts

>>569097232
oh lame

>>569095097
ok im rather curious about this...

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bc im a lazy cunt.

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>happy late 4/20

>>569095017
>>569097861
fuck i didn't even see that someone beat me to it.

>>569086663
except morde's W is shit against everyone except DR. Mundo

>>569083302
"You have cancer"

>>569085340
Keptok

>>569084614
Fucking genius! ROFLMAO!

>>569095814
kek

>>569091992

I don't know what that mean but sure as fuck did I topkek

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610

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>>569097875

>>569100634
lost it

>>569086348
Your so new my prostate just exploded

>>569085832
Yea

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this

Make new thread, I spent 10 minutes on image, then link me fgt.

plz

>>569091992
hue