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crouching slavs thread

post those slavs
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the humanitarian crisis in Ukraine has reached a new low
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paranormal slavtivity
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>>569029981
intense kek
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this one is obligatory
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>>569031297
toppest of keks
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They probably have strong legs to be in that position all the time
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slav wedding
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>>569031994
>JsIs PvP
best ID ever
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can anyone explain to me *why* this is so popular? for the slavs to be doing, that is.
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>>569032260
it's their national sport
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>>569029341
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>>569032260
I'm Slav and I honestly have no idea. Seems like mostly eastern slavs (Russians, Ukrainians etc.) are doing this
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>>569032260
mostly retarded russians
apparently stems from lack of seating in prisons
caught on as a trend
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>>569032724
>Slav
>not sqauting
choose one
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>>569029981
i lold
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slavs suck at dota
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>>569032085
So classy
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>>569032260
yes i can explain

there is a slav crouching in all of us
you just have to find a comfortable position
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>>569033131
>dota
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>>569033503
*tips wodka*
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>>569032874
>trollface on the wall
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>>569033641
*vodka
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>>569033746
*slavjuice
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Haha I'm going to start doing this now
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>>569033746
western slav spelling
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>>569033960
leul
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>>569033503
Its not the squat you do on the street but the squat you do in your heart.
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>>569032260
It's very comfortable once you get used to it. It's like sitting without needing a chair.
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>>569032085
>my sides are in orbit
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Best thread I've seen this year.
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>>569034180
>whole feet not on the ground
>calling them slavs

fake as fuck
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Canadafag here.. what's a slav?
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>>569033312
The famous Ginyu Squat
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>>569034580
you don't have them?
ethnic group from Eastern Europe
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>>569032154
wtf
they drink beer in this position? is there video proof of this?
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>>569029341
??? ????
?? ????? ??-?? ????
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>>569029341
master race thread, thank you OP, it is truly beautiful to behold my slav bros
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>>569034794
is this close enough?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ6WUVXLeK8

>>569034865
I gasp in admiration of your crouching feats
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>>569034773

I don't believe so.. what is so bad/great about them? I don't get ir
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>>569029341
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>>569029341
I was walking by my schools cafeteria yesterday and there was a cook out there, crouching with a cigarette and that kind of hat on.

Why? Why is this a thing?
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>>569029341
those are russians
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hidden tiger squatting slav
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>>569035094
thank you comrade

>>569035279
you wouldn't understand, it's a slav thing
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>>569032960
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>>569032260
I have no idea. I'm from Serbia, and people do it here. Probably trying to find a good position when you don't have to sit anywhere. Nobody knows. It's a never solved mystery.
I don't do it though, I'm a normal person.
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>>569032312

slavic lands are the home of vampire myth. look at that cnuts nosferatu toes!
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>>569035736
im from serbia too and no one does that why are you lying
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>>569035736
hello Serbian friend
how goes kebab removal?
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>>569032312
>>569036286
top kek
feet like a fucking bat
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>>569032260
I do it and I'm from Finland. I'm not even a slav. I even wear the proper attire sometimes.
It's comfy to sit like that. I've always done it.
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>>569036345
ne znam brate, ja znam ljude koji to rade. Mozda radimo manje nego drugi narodi.
>>569036352
murricans and jews are doing kebab removal now. We retired.
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>>569033091
w8 a minute

why isnt that kurwa squatting
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>>569035736
>From serbia
>normal

Choose one.
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Probably they are not slav in general they are russian!
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>>569035736
You are close. People do it because it's basically like sitting.
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hurts my knees so bad wish I had superior slav knee genetics
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>>569039072
It's pretty awesome to be able to sit where ever I want for how ever long I want without having to put my pants on the dirty ground. In a good squat the knees make for excellent arm supports too.
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>>569032874
>trollfaec on le wall
>le playing le riki with le Sange and yasha
100% russian, ladies and gentlemen
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>>569029341
Am I the only one who really likes watching slavs? Their fashion, how they dance, to their crouch. Sometimes I wish I could adopt my own slav and have him dance for me.

Requesting .gifs/.webms
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Those who say it's comfy, how the fuck get your heels to touch the ground while your feet point forward in that position? I find it just plain impossible
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>>569039946
>how the fuck do you get
Fixd asd
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>>569035279
seriously though, why do they squat so much?
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>>569039946
I've been doing this since I was like 12. I mostly do the highest level toestanding form. It's like the sensei way of doing slav squat.
>>569040179
It's comfy and you can sit without messing up your pants. Who the fuck wants to stand and smoke?
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>>569029898
>>569030885
>>569030967
More like this.

I know there's a .webm of a slav wearing sunglasses with a talent for dancing.
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>>569040454
Toestanding form sucks, at least standing up from it after a while
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>>569040179
Chairs are expensive
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>>569040795
I Do this form mostly and swap between support foot if I happen to squat so long that it's necessary.
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>>569029591
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>>569040623
those two were all I had unfortunately
I want moar
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>>569040454
Comrade, touch the ground flat with your feet. More natural
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>>569041773
I know one of you has it.

Pls post slavs
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>>569032260
I'm guessing they do it in winter months so their bum doesn't get wet from rain/snow.
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>>569034891
TOPPEST OF KEKS
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>>569033746
soon you will be telling me russian standard was made by mendeleev, and wodka* in general was invented by moskals
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>>569032724

It's the natural idle position for humans and our closest evolutionary relatives. Very common in Asia and less developed countries as well. It's actually a lot healthier than sitting in a chair. It was a bit of a fad in the American South in the 40s-50s as well, inspired by their rural ancestors in places like the Ozarks and Appalachia who often lacked basic amenities like chairs.
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>>569033312
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>>569029341
Squatting is the natural position for defecation. Slavs are full of shit.
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>>569042329
the best part is Duchovny is a Slav
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DOBAR DAN
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>>569044834
Vise je vece sad jebiga
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>>569036345
this
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