>goes to take shower
>notices large spider by door(undressed)
>slowly opens door, tells mom "large spider. shoe"
>gets shoe
>kills spider
>turns out it had a fucking egg sack and they went everywhere
>cries
>runs across living room naked to moms shower
>puts hand on handle and cockroach pops out
>flips shit
>gets out of shower then realizes clothes were on ground
>runs to my room and jumps over area near bathroom
>gets other clothes
>changes
>now contemplating life
>not sleeping for next week
what do i do
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>>568900408
>what do i do
Bug bombs for great justice!
have spiderbros kill spiderjerks in an epic 3,000,000 on 1 match
>>568900408
Get one of these and let it go near the shower.
They kill spiders.
or better yet OP can stop being a wuss
tits or gtfo you bitch
>>568900961
i agree
>>568900903
not happening
>>568900818
>get a creature more frighting than spiders to kill something you're already frightened of
>>568901464
my mom?
Well you wouldn't have cockroaches if you stopped killing spiders. Instead you have both.