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If you've ever wanted your own Chris-Chan Sonichu medallion, now is your chance! He is selling them for $30 with free shipping. Get yours today!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Recreated-Sonichu-Or-Rosechu-Medallions-With-Certificates-/191327302220?pt=Art_Sculpture&hash=item2c8bfef24c
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>>568761554
buy!
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>>568761554
they are really nice quality
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>>568761554
bump
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>>568761554
>>568761554
you know you want one
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>>568764817
buy yer self somethin nice
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>>568761554
omfg ahahaa is this chris chan advertising on /b/?
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>>568766036
im not chris
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>>568761554
chris if you show a timestamped picture i will buy 40
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buy a medal! custom designs welcome!
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>>568761554
actually real fucking tempted to buy one and request it autographed
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>>568766162
You little stinker...
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Nuthin personell kid
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>>568766406

Post a picture of yourself and I will buy one.
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>>568766406
Obviously Chris, if you take a time stamped picture of your tits I will personally buy your entire stock. Sharpie in the pooper works too.
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>>568761554
Free shipping! Custom drawings and autographed pictures for sale!
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>>568761554
Everyone buy one!
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>>568767017

i said post a picture of yourself and I will
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>>568766883
No picture, no money.
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>>568766883
Chris please we want to know your still okay, grats on the lovequest completion
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>>568767096
>>568767150
I don't have a camera
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>>568761554
I take it insurance didn't pay out when you set your house ablaze then
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>>568767296

how badly do you want us to buy those medallions?
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>>568761554
Buy a custom drawing or custom medallion!
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>>568761554
My mother and myself could really use the money right now. Buy one please!
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>>568767638

I would like to put in a request for a custom drawing.
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Lurking for CWC reveal
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>>568767771
You can request when you buy one. Offensive requests will not be honored.
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>>568767296
Bull fucking shit, you update your dating website accounts every now and again so I know you have a fucking camera, do you want us to buy those medallions or not?
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>>568768081
Just buy a damn medal or drawing. Im not here to please you.
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>>568767947

I want a coldsteel medallion.
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>>568768304
in the words of Ghost from True Capitalist Radio...


Fuck off you transtesticle sissy.
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no way

i thought he went into an autistic wrangler proof rage when people called him chris chan
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>>568761554
Free shipping! Custom Orders welcome!
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>>568761554
Why would I buy one? That's not the real Christian Weston Chandler selling them either, THAT is a fraud.
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Chris you dumb asshole, stop dressing up as a woman and become the old Chris again.

I hate this Chris-tran bullshit.
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>>568768375
>ultimate autism
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>>568768304
That's not how you please the customers, no wonder why you can't get a job.
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>>568768472
You can check the cwcki. That is my REAL ebay account.
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>>568768597
I want to believe.
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>>568768375
I could make one like that. If you buy one I will do it.
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>>568768304
You can get me to buy a medal by posting a time stamped picture of yourself, if you actually needed the money you would do it, clearly this money is just going to your lego and video game addiction.
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>>568761554
Is that hard plastic, or is this sugar cookie?
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>>568768304
I was going to buy one but not after this Chris.
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>>568768597
I beg to differ, in the recent years I have distanced myself from Sonichu to avoid the hurtful words of trolls. I order you to stop this right now.
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God damn $150 for an original Chrischan? WORTH IT!
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>>568768770
It is made out of Kragle
>>568768768
I told you i DONT have a camera
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fuck off, chris, just fucking go.
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>>568761554
please buy a medallion
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>>568768936
Bullshit, looks like your Mother and you have to starve some more.
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>>568769170
no chris I want a signed medallion and a piece of hair
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>>568769258
I can do that
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>>568768936
Youre such a piece of shit

Hillary 2016
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>>568769021
>$150 spent = free medallion

please for the love of god tell me no one has paid him for anything
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Although I am impressed that Chris has the balls to do this stupid shit, it's still retarded.
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>>568769316
Only the real CWC could provide that, you aren't him.
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>>568769473
i hope so too, please just let this retard die

>>568769525
agreed

>>568769558
it's probably the autismlord himself, go see his facebook page. he has actually sold twenty - two fucking medallions
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>>568769704
Hi-Alog
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>>568769170
You have a tugboat yet you still spend 99% of your money on video games and legos, you're dumb as fuck Chris, you literally haven't changed at all since childhood.
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chris you dumb nigger, do you realize that so far I've warned you about each and every troll?

Warned you about:

- Panda Halo. As a thank you, you banned me off of your jewtube channel.

- Julay / bluespike, told you he was a 13 year old boy. As a thank you, you banned me off of your jewtube channel.

- Kacey / Liquid Chris. As a thank you, you banned me off of your jewtube channel.

- Jackie. As a thank you, you banned me off of your jewtube channel.

You are a stupid triple nigger and you need to stop dressing up as an old lady, it makes you look sick and demented and if you think you're gonna get any china that way you're even moar retarded, perverted and sick than we already thought.

Also, selling all your dads belongings was a sickening thing of you to do, you have no empathy or respect. Get a fucking job and stop begging people for money, before your mother and you get fucking evicted you aspergers suffering faggot in denial.

yeah i'm a-logging right now, but after all these years I stopped giving a fuck.
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>>568761554
Idk if I will buy one, maybe if they were more minimalistic or subtle.
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his facebook says hes in a relationship, who with?

>inb4 his ego
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>>568769704
You're probably right, but he's kinda a freak over his identity. I just wanna see some tard rage is all.
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>>568769897
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Why aren't the mods killing this cancer thread?
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>>568761554
If you want to buy something fine, if not , I dont care
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>>568769897
>- Kacey / Liquid Chris.
father call was pretty comfy
based matthew sitting in a leather chair staring out his office window at an old oak tree
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>>568770031
his ass
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>>568761554

Alternatively you could just pretend to be a grill and get one for free.
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>>568769897
How does it feel to be a white knighting faggot during /b/ glory days?
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>>568761554
This is freaking amazing
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>>568770090
imagine all of summer condensed into a single thread, even mods don't have that much power to stop it
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>>568769897
You are the definition of Cancer.
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>>568770315
>freaking.

go to bed
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>>568761554
>568761554
Please buy one everyone!
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>>568770265

it feels pretty great. and it didn't work, now did it? i felt sorry for the dumb faggot back then.

>>568770161

oh hell yeah, i still listen to all the mumbles and that call from time to time.

in retrospect Chris got everything he deserved. the julay medallion up the ass thing was FUCKING PRICELESS.

just too bad they didn't film him shoving the medallion up his fat ass.

chris-tran makes me fucking sick. i want the old Chris back.
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>>568770104
You clearly do care if you're so desperate as to post a thread on 4Chan about it, post a pic of yourself and I'll buy shit from you, you're a lying shit, you do have a fucking camera, the autists at CWCWIKI have on lock down, you can't even go to Burger King without somebody reporting it on the forum, just take the fucking picture.
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>>568770506
what are you going to buy with the money
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>>568770539
Hi-ALOG
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>>568770596
McDonalds
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>>568770362

in the words of bluespike: go suck a dick.... and take one in your ass.
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>>568770596
It will go to paying bills and for mother's care
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>>568770647

I already said I was A-Logging. you're argument is invalid.
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I've figured it out. The con is the fact these medallions are all broken failed attempts. hes selling them and when they arrive broke he'll claim it was the package courier and it clearly states he won't accept returns. pic related
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>>568770768
Where do you live? You torched your house right?
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>>568770768
Picture first buddy boy, then I'll buy a portrait and a medallion, you need to pay those bills, right?
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Btw i had an idea:

Why don't we hold a kickstart to pay for Chris' sex change.

If he wants to be a lady so bad, he might as well go all the fucking way.
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>>568770768
Hi Chris, big fan of your work, could I get a medallion that's autographed?
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>>568770850
> You're argument
> you are argument
I can see how some people are still stupid enough to say "your" in place of "you're", but getting it backwards must take a special kind of stupid.
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>>568770850
>>568770716
>>568770539
You seriously are a bigger loser than Chris. You obsessed over a retard on the internet. How's that life treating you? INB4 I'm Successful and have Friends. Please just kill yourself you stupid faggot.
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>>568771076

*le wrinkly face*
/the game
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>>568771057
I can sign it if you want.
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>>568771105
>See: CWCWIKI
They literally have everything that Chris does on there, he can't even go to gamestop without somebody reporting it to the Forum.
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>>568771105

I never said I was successful, or had friends

thank you for playing the game

btw you are in the exact same thread as I am, posting replies to me. so that puts me one nudge above you still
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>>568771230

chris you fucking faggot stop dressing like a woman and start drawing your god damn comic again

and take a new troll as your gf, make some videos. just pretend like all that shit never happened

we want the old chris back, damnit. then i'll buy anything you want me to buy you aspergers suffering closet case
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>>568771306
You are such a big faggot, that you tried to personally reach out to Chris and White Knight! Sit down and shut the fuck up.
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I look forward to the day that Chris reveals it was all an elaborate ruse.

No one man can be this autistic.
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>>568771289
It is kind of sad how someone can mess up their life that much

how do you recover from that
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chris you have a camera

this isn't even worth posting on ED until you prove it's you with a timestamped picture
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>>568771581
HAHAHAHAHA!
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>>568761554
if you really were CWC, and i want to believe, you wouldn't have posted a picture saved from /b/, it would've been titled IMG#### or some shit.

incredibly convincing though, 10/10 for effort.
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>>568771569

hey AT LEAST I don't dress up as a tomgirl, amirite????
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>>568771710
I told you, I DON'T have a camera. My friend took those recent photos
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>>568771587
You don't, especially if you're as autistic as Chris, he will never learn nor will he ever grow up, he lives in his own little world.
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anyone who's read anything about chris-chan's life for like 10 seconds knows that this is fake. the impostor didn't even try to imitate chris's TRUE and HONEST writing style.

0/10
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>>568771840

bull-fucking-shit you have your ps eye don't you, you big festering closet faggot tranny you

also, you want a man deep inside you
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>>568771840
Gonna have to check the forums to see if you have friends, I bet you're lying.
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>this thread
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I love how he always capitalizes words such as "Creator" and "Original" within his pseudo-leagalspeak, despite it being clear to everyone else that "his" "creations" are complete rip offs of pop culture anyone over 9 would recognize the world over.
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>>568771840

Which friend? This whole thing seems like b8, I'm gonna need some sort of proof. Post something on facebook that mentions /b/ and I'll buy one
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Hi chris, I'd like a medallion with a picture of moot in it please. I am willing to pay more for higher quality craftsmanship of course
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>>568772018

I know right

EBIC WEEN
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>>568771963
>reading the Blanca emails

>>568771840
>Chris-chan
>friends
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>>568771963
Im NOT a troll! I don't write that way anymore. That was the old me
.>>568772005
for your info, I have a girlfriend now.


Please by a medal! Custom orders welcome!
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The real Grostullermo would never post a picca of him with Megan, since he hates the everlasting shit out her now and blames her for all his trollage problems
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>>568771840
What happened to all your old Super Nintendo games?
I would buy some off you.
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>>568772349
I took some and sold them at a Pawn Shop. The rest were lost in the fire.
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if anyone ever did this to me i'd kick the shit out of them so fucking hard and fast. they'd have to spread a lot of bullshit rumors which would lead to a number of lawsuits.
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was at the Pride Festival today, and I really felt accepted and liked among the LGBT community; like I do belong there as the Lesbian Transgender that I am, and a lot of real women there showed me kindness and respect. I feel better about myself for that.
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>>568772349
they got set ablaze when chris started brewing coffee in his bathroom in an attempt to get a huge insurance pay out
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>>568772260

how about you prove to us that your girlfriend is not fantasy island by posting some pictures of you and her.

also, prove to us that you aren't a closet faggot by posting pictures of her sucking your tomgirly "no longer bent"-duck
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>>568769704
>already 3000 bucks for doing actually nothing
Gee then i just have to be an autistic speglord to win money out of shit that easy?
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>>568772448

SO YOU FINALLY CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET AS A HOMO????
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>>568772538
I will not, You trolls need to respect her privacy.
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>>568772415
That sucks. Do you have any other games or consoles you're willing to sell?
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>>568772538

where u been the last 2 years WE on a diffrun tran now
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>>568761554
Please by a medallion! If you buy a medallion I will throw in a signed picture
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chris do you want to see some big black lazy dick?
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>>568772718

The real Chris would do it, you wanted to do that with Julay

Remember, that 13 year old boy you had cybersex with?
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>>568772637
yuup.
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>>568772448
Chris, keep on keeping on, If I were gay, I'd go down on you or let you do me in the butt.
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>>568772448
I saw that on his facebook, priceless
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>>568772876
no
>>568772762
Not at the moment. Maybe someday
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just ordered a photo chris
thank you for the opportunity.
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>>568772864

Chris, if I buy all your merch will you make videos again?
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>>568773074
Thank you!
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>>568772864
I'LL TAKE 1,000
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>>568773169
Someday. If you spend $100 I will throw in a private video. Nothing offensive or disgusting. Its at my discretion.
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Holy shit you fags are pathetic
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>>568773057
come on chris!! you know you been planning on losing your virginity to some big nigger dick someday.
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>>568773202

I bet they would sell more if u made cookies..because thats what they look like. someone call nintendo
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>>568767764
>>568766162
thank you so much Chris
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WHY DID YOU NEVER TAKE THE WARNINGS CHRIS, WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED

AND HOW COME YOU ARE GAY NOW

AND DO YOU MISS BOB, YOU ALWAYS SAID HE WAS A BASTARD WHO STARTED MORE ARGUMENTS THAN THERE ARE FLIES ON THE GARBAGE DUMP

DO YOU ENJOY HOW HIS FINAL WORDS TO YOU WERE THAT YOU ARE A FAGGOT FOR DRESSING UP AS A LADY

enquiring minds wanna know
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>>568773514
I lost it to a very nice woman I met online. Im not gay.
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>>568771840
>my friend
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>>568773685
then why do you dress up like a faggot
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>>568773685

Does this arouse you?
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>>568773834
Well it does me.
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Please buy something. Custom orders welcome!
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>>568773912

>have you been a bad boy, anon?
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>>568773685
How much you have to pay her?
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>>568771840
facebook com/photo.php?fbid=718575714903577&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=1&permPage=1

>Album: Mobile Uploads

At least try to make your lies believable you ugly, unlovable piece of shit.
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those things look like shit

horrible quality, whoever buys is a tool supporting a drug habit
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>>568774174
Hey skelator is pretty sexy. I'd hit that shit.
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>>568774030
Hey Chris, just one cool trick/suggestion: you can buy gold leaf in a bottle at most craft stores that you can paint on. it'd be pretty good on some sonichu medals
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>>568774030

I will give you a down payment of $500 if you make the next comic. And another $500 after you finish it.
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>>568774637
You can purchase a custom drawing online
>>568774539
I can do that. It would cost extra. Let me know in the order comments.
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>>568774030
Hey what happened with your comic anyway?
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>>568774030
chris you dont have to lie. im coming over you right now babe
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>>568774836

I WILL PAY 12 BUCKS FOR BOBS ASHES
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>>568761554
If you don't have a camera, how did you take a picture of these new medallions?
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>>568774371

>not wanting victoria beckham to dominate you

nigga...
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CHRIS HOW MANY NIGGER COCKS CAN YOU TAKE UP YOUR ASSHOLE AT ONE TIME?
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>>568774851
I lost inspiration.
>>568774896
You dont know where I live
>>568774948
He is buried somewhere private
>>568774951
My friend's camera phone
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>>568761554
Chris.

I'm so sorry that people are mean to you on the internet, and mean to you in general.

I hope this is you, so I can have a one on one with you.

Speaking as someone who has autism myself I have to say look man.... if you want the trolling to stop, change your name. Both you and your mom should change your names. The tormenting won't stop because there is true evil in the world.

Stop posting things on the internet. I know its heart breaking. I don't hate your art, or your heart. I think you mean well, you just don't know how to handle things sometimes.

Look man, the death of your father should have been a wake up call to you that at some point in your life you have to take responsibility for yourself and for your actions.

I give you props for trying to sell things to help your mom out. I also give you props for having a few jobs here and there.

But look man if you want to get anywhere in life, unfortunately you have to learn to either blend with the crowd (I know, it sucks, I don't like doing it myself and I stick out like a sore thumb too) and also, you have to learn what "triggers" people to treat you the way they do.

In other words, try to act like a big boy, a responsible man. Take care of your mommy because you only have one chance at this. She is 73 years old Chris. Take care of her and respect her. Don't get her into trouble and try to stay out of trouble if you can. Don't try to instigate trolling on the internet, its what has caused your houses to get burned down because evil people exist in this world unfortunately.

If you do post on the internet, try to remain anonymous. I'm not trying to tell you to give up on what you love, or give up on what you like. You can still run a website and do art.

But just seriously think about growing up - that doesn't mean you have to get rid of EVERYTHING that means something to you. That means get better at hiding.
That means learn what causes you to get bullied and hide it better.
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>>568761554
>25 people gave this sperglord 30 bucks.
>750 fucking bucks for these piss-poor, forced meme memorabilia
>Seven Fucking Hundred and Fucking Fifty Dollars

Fuck this gay earth. He's gonna by a WiiS41, or some shit, with that money. I am disappoint, 4chan.
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>>568774970
Yo I would let her do whatever she wanted to me man. I thought she was hot in the spice girls era. Though now most the other group is hotter than her. She has that skinny and big fake boobs look. I like chicks like that.
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>>568775172
>My friend's camera phone

So you're saying 1. you have a friend

2. you took their phone, logged into facebook

3. posted the picture while logged into facebook?
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>>568775172

WELL CAN'T YOU BURN HIM YOURSELF? AH FUCK IT, I WILL PAY FOR HIS CORPSE SO I CAN USE IT AS A HANDPUPPET AND PRETEND HE'S YELLING FAGGOT TO YOU AGAIN

I'LL PAY YOU 40 BUCKS FOR BOBS REMAINS

GO AHEAD, YOU CAN BUY SOME LEGOS WITH THAT
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>>568775193
>Don't try to instigate trolling on the internet, its what has caused your houses to get burned down

how exactly are the two things related now?
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>>568775412
yes
>>568775282
the money goes to bills and fixing up the house
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>>568774836
totally worth it to do a like, run of ten or fifteen limited edition like that, though. Like you'll only make a certain number of them and you can put 1/25, 2/25 etc on 'em and number them on the certificates. people dig limited edition stuff! think about it

also, if you want to publish your comic, like, have it printed and distribute it yourself i'd recommend www(dot)ka-blam dot com
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>>568775659
I will look into that. Thank you!
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>>568775630

HEY CHRIS DO YOU FINGER YOUR BUTTHOLE WHEN YOU JACK OFF NOW?

DO YOU TAKE HORMONES?

IF ANON PAID FOR A SEX CHANGE WOULD YOU DO IT? AND WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR DUCK IN A MASON JAR OR TO USE AS A DILDO?

IS SONICHU A GIRL NOW?
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>>568775806

NOW I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THE REAL GROSSIE BECAUSE SHE ALREADY DID THAT WITH THE LOCKS OF PUBES SHE SENT OUT TO FANS READ TROLLS
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>>568775172
chris i do know where you live. want me to tell everyone where you live?
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couldn't nintendo and sega sue chris for passing there work off as his own?
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>>568776060

YES PLEASE DO
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>>568776060
you live in all of our hearts <3
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>>568775193
Holy shit, /b/ isn't completely evil
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>>568776129
unfortunately, it's considered 'parody'. quotations because sonichu isn't a fucking parody by any means
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>>568776060
I don't live at 14 Branchland Court anymroe
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>>568776129
I don't think so. Parody's are not covered under law. Sonichu is essentially a parody of 2 characters. So he's golden on that front.
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>>568775806
hey, no problem. I used to work at an art gallery. you kinda see what kinds of things people like after a while. if you like sculpting, too, like making the medallions, you can also try your hand at printmaking. it's really fun, really rewarding, and little things about the way they turn out will surprise you. anyways, good luck on this!
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>>568761554
Chris,
again, I want to say I'm so sorry that people are mean to you and your family.
Trust me I know what its like to be bullied my whole life.

Run away from the drama, run away from the character that you've made of yourself, start over with you and your mom and just get away from the ridicule. Go get a job somewhere or go to school. Don't make loud outbursts in public. Don't answer trolls. Don't get triggered.

Start over. Get a job somewhere, even a temp agency job. Or maybe an office assistant. Or if you want to be a really responsible man take up a job in carpentry and learn to coordinate yourself.
I tell you this not to harm you but to enlighten you.

If you want girls, you don't do it by talking high pitched or being socially awkward. Trust me I know for a fact you're less likely to score pussy if you wear the sonichu medallion, than if you were to wear a black t-shirt (or even a rock band shirt of some kind) and jeans.
You have to make yourself look approachable.

I know it sucks trying to "fit in" in a society that is fucked up and full of fucking bullies.

But you have to at least half way try man.

It hurts me to see people constantly hurting you and bullying you, but you feed the trolls, the number one rule you have to remember is NEVER FEED THE TROLLS
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>>568776129

WELCOME BACK TO 2007
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>>568776353
Don't encourage the degeneracy
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HEY FAGGOT, HOW DO YOU REALLY FEEL ABOUT YOUR FATHER BOBS LAST WORDS TO YOU WHERE "FAGGOT"?
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>>568776289
yeah you fucking burned it retard
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Dude, Chrischan just made like 700 dollars selling these fucking things.

Well, at least he's getting something out of the years of torture he put himself through.
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CEO of lego here, I'd like thank you for buying over 90% of lego merchandise over the last decade chris
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>>568776620
Well the dude is almost a celebrity on here.
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???!!!!
Who the actual fuck bought these?
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Please buy something everyone. Trolls will be ignored.
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>>568776620
700 barely covers up burning down your own house
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>>568761554
OMG! I love you Chris Chan!!!!!
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>>568776769
condition non existent lol
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>>568776756

I know that, if he didn't dress up like a girl, I would not mind playing Sonic with. Or trading Pokemon cards.

>>568776821
Covers an insurance deductible/
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Please buy something. Im leaving for tonight. I need to sleep. To the Honest people thank you. To the trolls GO TO HELL.
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>>568776785

SUCK A FULLY DEVELOPED NEGRO'S DICK, CHRISTINE
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>>568776997

LADIES FIRST, CHRISTINE

FAGGOTS BURN IN HELL
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>>568774174
my fucking god, i always knew she was hot as shit but fuck...
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Guys buy these please/

otherwise op will have to continue supporting his drug habit with sucking dick
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You mean to tell me this fat piece of shit made 500 bucks off of this horrible drawing? He's a fucking genius.
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>>568776997
chris are you selling your red and blue striped shirt? i would buy that
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>>568761554
is that LEQIOueeN on the left?
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>>568777280
what fucking moronic retarded retard actually buys these?
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>>568776785
Something that you could do Chris, is you could go to art school and expand your knowledge in art, expand your horizons and learn how to do all different types of styles of art.

I'm not telling you to be ashamed of yourself Chris.

I think its wrong how people have treated you, but also, I think to some degree its wrong how you've treated your mom and dad. But I do see that you're really trying to do good for your momma now.

Please be good to your mom. You only have one momma. Don't fight with her, or get her into trouble. Please just stop getting into trouble and letting people drag you into trouble. You don't seem like a bad person Chris. You seem like you're nice and have a good heart you just don't know how to express yourself properly. You've got to learn how watch people's facial expressions and learn about something called empathy. It may take a while to understand, but you have to be able to understand other people's emotions other than your own, especially those who love you like your family.

Please understand I'm trying to help you, speaking as someone who has suffered with Aspergers my whole life and a whole slew of disabilities.

This is not an attempt on my part to troll you.

This is an attempt on my part to help you adapt, evolve and survive. Because you really have to change some things about yourself and the way you view the world. I'm not telling you to give up everything of yourself. I'm just telling you to do an inventory of what brings you good in life and what brings you bad in life.
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>>568777468

IN B4 CHRIS IS A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT THAT ONLY WANTS HANDOUTS

HE DOES NOT EVEN DRAW THE COMIC ANYMORE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

ALL HE DOES IS SET HIS HOUSE ON FIRE AND DRESS UP AS AN OLD LADY
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>>568761554
No one wants this?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/291239651825 ?

>Capcha 5555
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>>568777468
This right here.
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>>568777468

CHRIS HATES THE ASPERGIES BECAUSE THEY BE TAKING AWAY THE LIMELIGHT OFF OF AUTISM
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>>568777592
kek
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>>568775193
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>>568777592
He's making bank for it though
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The dude made money off his drawings and selling medallions. Hey may have got trolled but he does kinda have a little following now.
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>>568778118

HOW ABOUT NO, YOU FAGLORD YOU

>>568778076

YOU CALL MAKING 700 BUCKS IN HOW LONG MAKING BANK? YOU MUST LIVE IN BIAFRA OR SOME SHIT
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>>568778287
He sold 89 at 20 dollars a pop. That's like 1700 dollars. Nice chunk of change.
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>>568778486
You miss the point, he burnt his house to the ground. 1700 covers fuck all in terms of what was lost
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>>568778486

I WOULDN'T EVEN GET OUT OF BED FOR THAT AMOUNT, I MAKE MORE IN A FUCKING MONTH

YOU MUST BE 12 YEARS OLD

I AM MY OWN FREE BITCH
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>>568778287
Dude, literally all he did was put on a wig and lipstick and uploaded a picture. For the amount of effort he put in that's alot of money.
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>>568778676

I'M SURE WE WILL SEE HIM IN FORBES SOON ENOUGH

AND MTV CRIBS, WITH PIMPING GOLD LEGOS AND SPORTING LOUIS VUITTON DRESSES

LORD KNOWS HE'S WELL ON THE WAY
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>>568778612
You are such an ultra faggot. You have no idea how far your head is up your own ass right now.
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>>568778864
i love how much you're raging over chris' success. i almost want to buy something of his just to make you fume even more.
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>>568778867

ACTUALLY, MY HEAD IS UP YOUR DADS ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW

SHIT FEELS GOOD MAN, HE'S BLOW-DRYING MY HAIR WITH HIS FARTS
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>>568778612
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>>568778864
I bet you are going to post this to the cwckiforums while you cum over this alleged Chris sighting.
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>>568778612
Well I make about 6 figures. Just saying for not having a job, and drawing pictures all day that's a decent amount. I'm sure he had insurance so the house burning down probably didn't cost him much except for the deductible.
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>>568778953

HOW EXACTLY AM I RAGING

ALL I WANT IS 2 THINGS:

1. I WANT THE OLD CHRIS BACK

2. SEE 1

I AM NOT ANGRY, HONEST TO GOODNESS I'M NOT. I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH BTW
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>>568779016

YOU REALLY THINK SO? SHOULD I SIGN UP THERE? OH GOD, I ALREADY CUM AT THE IDEA

IT WOULD BE MY BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT IN LIFE TO SEE CHRISTINE IN THE WILD LIKE SO MUCH A WILD SONICHU

>>568779023

YES AND I AM THE SECRETARY OF UNDERAGE PUSSY IN MY COUNTRY

I MAKE 47 FIGURES A DAY
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>>568778864
>tfw you'll never be a cute trap
Some people got it, most don't
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>>568779301
Someone seems a little butt-hurt that Chrischan is making more money than they are.
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hi
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>>568779132
Cruise control foR COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


Get the fuck out of here, either unjam your capslock or go find something better to do.
Like jack off, Yeah , go do that newfriend
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>>568779463

ALRIGHT YOU GOT ME I MAKE 1.47 AN HOUR WORKING AT WAL-MART

YOU SAW TROUGH MY RUSE

>>568779454

BUDDY YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO FUCK ME DON'T EVEN LIE TO ME
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>>568779016
I thought you were going to bed. bitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7fZ_Vl4hLQ
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>>568779596

HEY YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A QUESTION

HOW COME PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET DON'T LIKE ME
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>>568779616
Caps lock is for faggots too.
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HIĀ“
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>>568779757
Cause your a douche bag that TYPES IN CAPSLOCK.
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>>568779783

FUCK YOU FOUND ME OUT
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hii
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>>568779905

WHAT IS A CAPS LOCK

I CAN'T FIND THAT ON MY TANDY
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>>568779562
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OKAY THE NURSE IS HERE WITH MY PILLS

BUT I WILL CHECK YOU NIGGERS LATER

K?

STAY GREASY
THANK YOU FOR THE LUL
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>>568780179
Peace out fag
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>>568779757
Because you keep posting.
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>>568780179
Goodbye friend
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>>568769021
"Thank you for your patronage"
Holy shit, someone bought his stuff...?
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>>568778573
Wait, what? He burnt his own house down?
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>>568781778
Leaving the coffee maker in the bathroom. A very common accident.
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>>568781774
See
>>568778076
>>568777280
>>568776769
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>>568781960
>making coffee next to the toilet
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>>568782127
Their kitchen is so dirty and crowded that it was a reasonable option.
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>>568775630
Ah, I forgot, the "monthly tug-boat" goes to gaming and frivolity. Gotcha.
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>>568782259
So then drink a shitload of that coffee, throw in a pinch of coke and clean the kitchen real fast.

>gotta clean fast!
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>>568777280
why is he not being sued by both nintendo and sega over this.
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Chris if you're still here I have always admired your work. You are awesome.
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z4W3X7ODT5c
Chris Chan you were so adorable
I'm sorry for what puberty did to you
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