If you've ever wanted your own Chris-Chan Sonichu medallion, now is your chance! He is selling them for $30 with free shipping. Get yours today!
omfg ahahaa is this chris chan advertising on /b/?
You can get me to buy a medal by posting a time stamped picture of yourself, if you actually needed the money you would do it, clearly this money is just going to your lego and video game addiction.
i hope so too, please just let this retard die
it's probably the autismlord himself, go see his facebook page. he has actually sold twenty - two fucking medallions
chris you dumb nigger, do you realize that so far I've warned you about each and every troll?
Warned you about:
- Panda Halo. As a thank you, you banned me off of your jewtube channel.
- Julay / bluespike, told you he was a 13 year old boy. As a thank you, you banned me off of your jewtube channel.
- Kacey / Liquid Chris. As a thank you, you banned me off of your jewtube channel.
- Jackie. As a thank you, you banned me off of your jewtube channel.
You are a stupid triple nigger and you need to stop dressing up as an old lady, it makes you look sick and demented and if you think you're gonna get any china that way you're even moar retarded, perverted and sick than we already thought.
Also, selling all your dads belongings was a sickening thing of you to do, you have no empathy or respect. Get a fucking job and stop begging people for money, before your mother and you get fucking evicted you aspergers suffering faggot in denial.
yeah i'm a-logging right now, but after all these years I stopped giving a fuck.
it feels pretty great. and it didn't work, now did it? i felt sorry for the dumb faggot back then.
oh hell yeah, i still listen to all the mumbles and that call from time to time.
in retrospect Chris got everything he deserved. the julay medallion up the ass thing was FUCKING PRICELESS.
just too bad they didn't film him shoving the medallion up his fat ass.
chris-tran makes me fucking sick. i want the old Chris back.
You clearly do care if you're so desperate as to post a thread on 4Chan about it, post a pic of yourself and I'll buy shit from you, you're a lying shit, you do have a fucking camera, the autists at CWCWIKI have on lock down, you can't even go to Burger King without somebody reporting it on the forum, just take the fucking picture.
I've figured it out. The con is the fact these medallions are all broken failed attempts. hes selling them and when they arrive broke he'll claim it was the package courier and it clearly states he won't accept returns. pic related
Btw i had an idea:
Why don't we hold a kickstart to pay for Chris' sex change.
If he wants to be a lady so bad, he might as well go all the fucking way.
> You're argument
> you are argument
I can see how some people are still stupid enough to say "your" in place of "you're", but getting it backwards must take a special kind of stupid.
You seriously are a bigger loser than Chris. You obsessed over a retard on the internet. How's that life treating you? INB4 I'm Successful and have Friends. Please just kill yourself you stupid faggot.
I never said I was successful, or had friends
thank you for playing the game
btw you are in the exact same thread as I am, posting replies to me. so that puts me one nudge above you still
chris you fucking faggot stop dressing like a woman and start drawing your god damn comic again
and take a new troll as your gf, make some videos. just pretend like all that shit never happened
we want the old chris back, damnit. then i'll buy anything you want me to buy you aspergers suffering closet case
if you really were CWC, and i want to believe, you wouldn't have posted a picture saved from /b/, it would've been titled IMG#### or some shit.
incredibly convincing though, 10/10 for effort.
anyone who's read anything about chris-chan's life for like 10 seconds knows that this is fake. the impostor didn't even try to imitate chris's TRUE and HONEST writing style.
I love how he always capitalizes words such as "Creator" and "Original" within his pseudo-leagalspeak, despite it being clear to everyone else that "his" "creations" are complete rip offs of pop culture anyone over 9 would recognize the world over.
>reading the Blanca emails
was at the Pride Festival today, and I really felt accepted and liked among the LGBT community; like I do belong there as the Lesbian Transgender that I am, and a lot of real women there showed me kindness and respect. I feel better about myself for that.
how about you prove to us that your girlfriend is not fantasy island by posting some pictures of you and her.
also, prove to us that you aren't a closet faggot by posting pictures of her sucking your tomgirly "no longer bent"-duck
Chris, keep on keeping on, If I were gay, I'd go down on you or let you do me in the butt.
I saw that on his facebook, priceless
WHY DID YOU NEVER TAKE THE WARNINGS CHRIS, WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED
AND HOW COME YOU ARE GAY NOW
AND DO YOU MISS BOB, YOU ALWAYS SAID HE WAS A BASTARD WHO STARTED MORE ARGUMENTS THAN THERE ARE FLIES ON THE GARBAGE DUMP
DO YOU ENJOY HOW HIS FINAL WORDS TO YOU WERE THAT YOU ARE A FAGGOT FOR DRESSING UP AS A LADY
enquiring minds wanna know
>have you been a bad boy, anon?
>Album: Mobile Uploads
At least try to make your lies believable you ugly, unlovable piece of shit.
I will give you a down payment of $500 if you make the next comic. And another $500 after you finish it.
>not wanting victoria beckham to dominate you
I'm so sorry that people are mean to you on the internet, and mean to you in general.
I hope this is you, so I can have a one on one with you.
Speaking as someone who has autism myself I have to say look man.... if you want the trolling to stop, change your name. Both you and your mom should change your names. The tormenting won't stop because there is true evil in the world.
Stop posting things on the internet. I know its heart breaking. I don't hate your art, or your heart. I think you mean well, you just don't know how to handle things sometimes.
Look man, the death of your father should have been a wake up call to you that at some point in your life you have to take responsibility for yourself and for your actions.
I give you props for trying to sell things to help your mom out. I also give you props for having a few jobs here and there.
But look man if you want to get anywhere in life, unfortunately you have to learn to either blend with the crowd (I know, it sucks, I don't like doing it myself and I stick out like a sore thumb too) and also, you have to learn what "triggers" people to treat you the way they do.
In other words, try to act like a big boy, a responsible man. Take care of your mommy because you only have one chance at this. She is 73 years old Chris. Take care of her and respect her. Don't get her into trouble and try to stay out of trouble if you can. Don't try to instigate trolling on the internet, its what has caused your houses to get burned down because evil people exist in this world unfortunately.
If you do post on the internet, try to remain anonymous. I'm not trying to tell you to give up on what you love, or give up on what you like. You can still run a website and do art.
But just seriously think about growing up - that doesn't mean you have to get rid of EVERYTHING that means something to you. That means get better at hiding.
That means learn what causes you to get bullied and hide it better.
>25 people gave this sperglord 30 bucks.
>750 fucking bucks for these piss-poor, forced meme memorabilia
>Seven Fucking Hundred and Fucking Fifty Dollars
Fuck this gay earth. He's gonna by a WiiS41, or some shit, with that money. I am disappoint, 4chan.
Yo I would let her do whatever she wanted to me man. I thought she was hot in the spice girls era. Though now most the other group is hotter than her. She has that skinny and big fake boobs look. I like chicks like that.
WELL CAN'T YOU BURN HIM YOURSELF? AH FUCK IT, I WILL PAY FOR HIS CORPSE SO I CAN USE IT AS A HANDPUPPET AND PRETEND HE'S YELLING FAGGOT TO YOU AGAIN
I'LL PAY YOU 40 BUCKS FOR BOBS REMAINS
GO AHEAD, YOU CAN BUY SOME LEGOS WITH THAT
totally worth it to do a like, run of ten or fifteen limited edition like that, though. Like you'll only make a certain number of them and you can put 1/25, 2/25 etc on 'em and number them on the certificates. people dig limited edition stuff! think about it
also, if you want to publish your comic, like, have it printed and distribute it yourself i'd recommend www(dot)ka-blam dot com
HEY CHRIS DO YOU FINGER YOUR BUTTHOLE WHEN YOU JACK OFF NOW?
DO YOU TAKE HORMONES?
IF ANON PAID FOR A SEX CHANGE WOULD YOU DO IT? AND WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR DUCK IN A MASON JAR OR TO USE AS A DILDO?
IS SONICHU A GIRL NOW?
hey, no problem. I used to work at an art gallery. you kinda see what kinds of things people like after a while. if you like sculpting, too, like making the medallions, you can also try your hand at printmaking. it's really fun, really rewarding, and little things about the way they turn out will surprise you. anyways, good luck on this!
again, I want to say I'm so sorry that people are mean to you and your family.
Trust me I know what its like to be bullied my whole life.
Run away from the drama, run away from the character that you've made of yourself, start over with you and your mom and just get away from the ridicule. Go get a job somewhere or go to school. Don't make loud outbursts in public. Don't answer trolls. Don't get triggered.
Start over. Get a job somewhere, even a temp agency job. Or maybe an office assistant. Or if you want to be a really responsible man take up a job in carpentry and learn to coordinate yourself.
I tell you this not to harm you but to enlighten you.
If you want girls, you don't do it by talking high pitched or being socially awkward. Trust me I know for a fact you're less likely to score pussy if you wear the sonichu medallion, than if you were to wear a black t-shirt (or even a rock band shirt of some kind) and jeans.
You have to make yourself look approachable.
I know it sucks trying to "fit in" in a society that is fucked up and full of fucking bullies.
But you have to at least half way try man.
It hurts me to see people constantly hurting you and bullying you, but you feed the trolls, the number one rule you have to remember is NEVER FEED THE TROLLS
Who the actual fuck bought these?
my fucking god, i always knew she was hot as shit but fuck...
You mean to tell me this fat piece of shit made 500 bucks off of this horrible drawing? He's a fucking genius.
Something that you could do Chris, is you could go to art school and expand your knowledge in art, expand your horizons and learn how to do all different types of styles of art.
I'm not telling you to be ashamed of yourself Chris.
I think its wrong how people have treated you, but also, I think to some degree its wrong how you've treated your mom and dad. But I do see that you're really trying to do good for your momma now.
Please be good to your mom. You only have one momma. Don't fight with her, or get her into trouble. Please just stop getting into trouble and letting people drag you into trouble. You don't seem like a bad person Chris. You seem like you're nice and have a good heart you just don't know how to express yourself properly. You've got to learn how watch people's facial expressions and learn about something called empathy. It may take a while to understand, but you have to be able to understand other people's emotions other than your own, especially those who love you like your family.
Please understand I'm trying to help you, speaking as someone who has suffered with Aspergers my whole life and a whole slew of disabilities.
This is not an attempt on my part to troll you.
This is an attempt on my part to help you adapt, evolve and survive. Because you really have to change some things about yourself and the way you view the world. I'm not telling you to give up everything of yourself. I'm just telling you to do an inventory of what brings you good in life and what brings you bad in life.
IN B4 CHRIS IS A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT THAT ONLY WANTS HANDOUTS
HE DOES NOT EVEN DRAW THE COMIC ANYMORE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
ALL HE DOES IS SET HIS HOUSE ON FIRE AND DRESS UP AS AN OLD LADY
No one wants this?
He's making bank for it though
Stop sperging faggot.
HOW ABOUT NO, YOU FAGLORD YOU
YOU CALL MAKING 700 BUCKS IN HOW LONG MAKING BANK? YOU MUST LIVE IN BIAFRA OR SOME SHIT
Well I make about 6 figures. Just saying for not having a job, and drawing pictures all day that's a decent amount. I'm sure he had insurance so the house burning down probably didn't cost him much except for the deductible.
YOU REALLY THINK SO? SHOULD I SIGN UP THERE? OH GOD, I ALREADY CUM AT THE IDEA
IT WOULD BE MY BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT IN LIFE TO SEE CHRISTINE IN THE WILD LIKE SO MUCH A WILD SONICHU
YES AND I AM THE SECRETARY OF UNDERAGE PUSSY IN MY COUNTRY
I MAKE 47 FIGURES A DAY
>tfw you'll never be a cute trap
Some people got it, most don't
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Get the fuck out of here, either unjam your capslock or go find something better to do.
Like jack off, Yeah , go do that newfriend
I thought you were going to bed. bitch
OKAY THE NURSE IS HERE WITH MY PILLS
BUT I WILL CHECK YOU NIGGERS LATER
THANK YOU FOR THE LUL
Because you keep posting.