wat do?

Dunk ur dick into!

>>568725650
What the hell is that???

You know damn well that you need to stick your dick in it

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>>568726269

>>568726763
it kinda hurt lol

wat do now

>>568726536
its peanut butter and jelly in 1 jar

>>568726985
dick all the way in

>>568727250
ill try

>>568727339
and timestamp

>>568726763
U didnt dunk into ¬¬ U just put the tip of ur dick in the jar!
Fuck that jar with some love, anon

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jar is too full for full penetration

Today OP was a cool guy

>>568727838
With a spoon take off some of the pennut butter and dissapear ur pennis into it.

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anything more clever then fucking it?

>>568725650

Use your dick to spread some on bread

>>568728194
take a handful and throw it at someone elses window

>>568728294
lol fuck its kinda hard to keep a boner but ill try

>>568728294
No no no! Wait! Cum into the jar and give the toast with pennut butter to someone!

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>>568725650

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>>568728294
now what

>>568729014

Go clean that shit up, throw out bread, and throw jar away... Sleep

>>568729156
no way i bought this with the intent to eat it

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the fuck am i spose to do with this now

>>568729265
Fuck you OP, i would love to have a PB&J sandwich right now.

>>568729678
Cum on it, then eat it.

I would suck that cock clean

>>568729842
idk if i can do that. peanut butter dosent really turn me on

>>568730307
>peanut butter dosent really turn me on

what are you, a faggot?

>>568730414
nigger i got a piece of peanut in my dick hole from fucking it.

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>>568730664
lol


now shut up and eat your sandwich faggot

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>>568730940
it tastes like shit... would not buy again

>>568731285
what brand is it?

Goober's?

>>568731285
Good job, now burn it.

>>568731425
nah some bullshit. idk where i put the lable

sharpie in the pooper

>>568725650
Go the fuck to bed, Brandon.

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>>568731648
well shit, i really want a pb&j sandwich now cause of this thread, all i had this morning was some fish and potatoes and i'm starving.

at this point i'd even eat some pb&j from the jar you just fucked.

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>>568732215
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>568725650
throw the bottle at a wall, while open

>>568732328
i love that game that gif is from

>>568732478
where's it from?

i just got it from a reaction images thread

>>568732651
phantasmagoria 2 lol its fucking so stupid and gay

now burn your house down

Fuck the jar until you cum

>>568732858
thanks, i'll look it up on YT later


>>568733081
also, this.

>>568733180
here lol this is the scene the gif is from its a full motion video game with real people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAFnL23kFhY

>>568733081
ehh i can try lel

>>568733369
it's even better with sound

>full motion video game with real people
i recently got Twisted Metal for ps3 and they did the same thing

it looked pretty cool, vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKte4pEkNMM

>>568725650
RAEP!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE EAT IT!

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>>568727838
>pic related

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i already came 2 times today
>inb4 eat it

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>>568735483
OP YOU'RE FUCKING NUTS!

>>568735736
god damnit carlos

>>568735483
>mix it and make a sandwich with that
>go outside and give it away to a homeless person
>stay there while that person eats it

>>568735736
op needs another shot and a cigarette now

>>568735736
I fucking laughed

>>568732215
>>568735483
Haha I love you OP.

>>568736010
eh idk where to find homless people at night

>>568736390
throw it at the ceiling so it sticks
come back in a month or two with updates

>>568736390
Then make a sandwich and put it on the fridge

I'm going to sleep, goodnight OP

>>568736617
i would but i dont think it will stay

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>>568736913
gn anon

>>568735483
this fucking thread. hahaha

>>568725650
This is fucking gross.
Get a life.

>>568737130
do you live with anyone or have any animals? what kind of shit do we have to work with

feed super sandwich to unsuspecting victim

spread all over your ass cheeks

w/ sharpie in the pooper of course

Toasting in epic bread.

So to make a epic bread all i need to do is fuck some object and cum in it? Possibly eat the results?

stay classy /b/

>>568737130
>>568736934
return to store, no label, with cum

>>568740249
If its an animal youve got to abuse it, stick it into your ass or send it to space

>>568740249
>So to make a epic bread all i need to do is fuck some object and cum in it?

and yet here you are, not doing that

Posting in epic bread

>>568740362
fucking this

>>568740525
exactly this

>>568729014
EAT THE BREAD!

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>>568739606
>>568740576
>not decent thread
Newfags these days

bump for op

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>>568742248
bump

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Holy shit bunch of newfags here going on about how amazing this thread is cause some dumbass jizzed in a peanut butter and jelly jar... /b/ is dead

First, you must spread a thick layer of peanut butter onto the white part of a slice of bread. You can only spread the peanut butter on the white part, and the white part only. You may only spread peanut butter on one side. Spreading peanut butter on both sides will provide an inferior sandwich. Next, you must spread a thick layer of jelly onto the white part of a slice of bread. You can only spread the jelly on the white part, and the white part only. You may only spread jelly on one side. Spreading jelly on both sides will provide an inferior sandwich. You cannot spread jelly onto the same slice of bread onto which you have spread peanut butter. Also, you cannot spread peanut butter or jelly onto more than one slice of bread, as this will provide an undesired excess of either ingredient. Additionally, only peanut butter and jelly can be spread onto these slices of bread; no other ingredient will suffice, and no substitute can be used in a sandwich that is to be legitimately recognized as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Likewise, only bread may be the substance upon which the peanut butter and jelly are spread, as anything else does not fit the standards of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich; if the peanut butter and jelly are spread onto a culinary medium that isn't bread, the meal at hand simply is not a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Once you have accomplished spreading a thin layer of peanut butter onto the white of one side of one slice of bread, and likewise has been accomplished using grape jelly on a separate slice of bread, you must match the slices of bread up to each other, forming a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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>>568743421
If a substance is found facing on the outside of the sandwich, the product will not be accepted as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The side with peanut butter and the side with jelly on it must match up and stick together to form one solid sandwich. When the eater picks up the sandwich, he or she must hold both pieces of bread at the same time, or else one slice will fall off, and eating only one slice of bread will not be recognized as the same or even similar to eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Next, you must take a bite of the sandwich. This action will consist of moving the sandwich within such a close proximity of your face that a small "bite" of the sandwich will enter your mouth for you to mash up with your teeth. This bite must be a bite that includes both slices of bread, peanut butter and jelly. Make sure that all obstructions are clear from the mouth and esophagus, not including peanut butter, jelly or bread or any combination of said ingredients. If you have followed all previous steps, this goal will be easily accomplished. Not doing so will create an incorrect and inferior dining experience and thus will not be a peanut and butter sandwich that is being eaten. However, if one successfully gets both peanut butter and jelly in one bite that fits in the mouth and does not result in choking, the dining experience is thus far acceptable. For your complete experience with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to be considered complete and unobjectionable, you must perform the previously mentioned series of taking bites of the sandwich, chewing them, and swallowing them repeatedly until the entire sandwich has been removed visible existence.

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>>568743521
These circumstances may only be reached by eating the entire sandwich, and no parts of the sandwich may be thrown away or given to somebody else. This is your sandwich, and your responsibility. For the Dining experience to be completed, the sandwich must be completely digested. In the context of completing the process of consuming a legitimate peanut butter and jelly sandwich, there are no extenuating circumstances. Actions such as vomiting, surgical removal of the sandwich from the body, or placement of the sandwich inside the lungs opposed to the esophagus will not be taken into account, as they do not result in the complete digestion of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The process must come to a close via rectal excrement of feces that have been provided by the digestion of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Once the peanut butter and jelly sandwich-fueled feces have exited the rectum, they must remain free from the rectum to be considered conclusive in the process of physically processing a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. If the feces re-enters the rectum, the process will be rendered a failure, and must be started again.

>>568740362
please do this

>>568743421
>>568743521
>>568743616
tl;dr lol

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>>568743421
>>568743521
>>568743616

>>568731285
that doesnt look like a bite faggot you just cut a piece off

stores closed and no receipt but i can try tomarro lmao

>>568744395
That's ok, I wasn't talking to you. Is it always your policy to tell people about the things you don't have the patience (or reading comprehension?) to digest? If so you must be very busy. There are a lot of people on /b/. I admire your dedication. I've read a lot of books, the list is probably too long to go into here... particularly with someone who can't make it through 6 paragraphs. Do you read books? Or do you get bored after the first couple of sentences? There's always comic books. They have a lot of pictures, but they do have some words as well. Some people turn their noses up at the comic book (or as it's referred to nowadays - the graphic novel) but not me. I figure a good story is a good story. There are plenty of ways to tell stories, and none are any more valid than others. But that's just my opinion. I'll bet you could read 6 paragraphs if you really put your mind to it. Maybe even more than that. If I were you, I would start small. Let's say you can read one sentence before you fall asleep - well that's a starting point! Gradually build your tolerance day by day. Push yourself to go one small step further each day. By the end of the week you'll be able to read half a page! By the end of the year, perhaps as much as a chapter. Remember to keep your goals achievable and to reward your successes. Within a few short years you might be able to tackle small books intended for children. And you may even develop the capacity to understand what it is you have read. Think of the possibilities! Of course all of this is moot if your intention was simply to be a dick. In that case I'm afraid all the practice in the world will still leave you a dick. Being a dick is like any other handicap. In fact, it can be worse than some. Consider that a man who lacks a leg can wear a prosthetic which functions very much like the leg he may have lost. But there's no prosthetic for your personality. You're stuck with what you've got.

>>568725650
GOD DAMMIT
cut ur fucking finger nails
unless your a chick, then just fuck off /b/
it's ruining you

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>>568745313