Ask a guy who fucked his friend's passed out girlfriend

did she notice?

>>568627167

No question, just want to say that you're scum.

>>568627167
pics or gtfo

>>568627338
i agree

>>568627167
Exif plz

>>568627167
Did you cum inside her?

>>568627309
I dont think so. She wrapped her legs around me and started moaning. but called out her boyfriends name

>>568627167
This is low, even for b. die.

>>568627603

That's pretty funny. She's going to ask her boyfriend whether they had sex last night. He's going to say no, and wonder who the fuck was drilling his girlfriend, and she's going to realise she essentially got raped.

Have fun dealing with that.

>>568627542
No, I came in her mouth. She made like cringe face but she ended up swallowing it.

post feet

Is pic related?

Greazy

Do you think the ISIS videos of recent beheadings are fake?

>>568627835
nah, my buddy was shit faced too. After I was finished with her, I brought him up to sleep next to her.

>>568627853
yes

>>568627167
did you film it?

Thoughts on the Ukraine crisis' and the impending collapse of the ceasefire?

High five OP that's awesome

age?

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I'm proud of you son.

Is the gentrification of local law enforcement to blame for the recent racial tensions in the St. Louis metropolitan area?

>>568627923
I think its real, the ice bucket challenge photo shop was funny as shit

>>568628048
Nope, too busy fucking

>>568628051
I couldnt care less about Ukraine

congratulations op on actually being a rapist, all feminazi bullshit aside. be proud of yourself

Fucked her before?

>>568627167

enjoy the rape trial. and prison.

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>>568627167
Will Spiderman takeover this thread?

>>568628146
She's 24

>>568628259
Nigs gon b nigs

>>568627167
Fucked a girl while she was sleeping next to her boyfriend. Both were wasted drunk.

I died 10000 deaths of fear of being accused of rape afterwards. Thrill was awesome, though.

>>568628034
topfuckingkek

Would you say that the current drone strikes in Syria and Iraq conducted by the US are conducive to radical Islam or more of a deterrent?

>>568627167
You sick rapist fuck.

>>568628308
Nope. She is something else. Crazy gorgeous. Couldnt resist.

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This picture sums up OP

>>568628398
pic related?

was it good? did you eat her pussy? what does it taste like?

>>568628565
any more pics?

>>568628575
wow, get out

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>>568628565
How does it know feeling rape that you did?

Was MH17 willingly shot down by Russia or was it an accident?

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>>568628350

do they ever invited you to threesome ?

>>568628493
I say just kill all muslimos

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>>568628378

>>568628893
Do you be invited to English and grammar lessons cocksucker?

>>568628493
conducive

>>568628576
yes

>>568628610
Nope

>>568628740
feels good. got to fuck a hot chick

>>568628769
Willingly

>>568628610
I didnt eat her out, but fuck she was tight. Honestly one of the tightest pussies I've ever fucked

>>568627167
I think we have a different meaning for the word "friend".

Other than that, GJ.

>>568627167
how old are you and how long have you been friends with them?

>>568627167
So OP, when you go to prison, just remember how you love rape when a burly black man has his dick in your ass.

>>568628719
Better?

more pics? or pics of her in general?

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pic related
delivers pics

>>568627167
Where do you live?

What would a proper alibi be? In so much as being blackout drunk could blot out money memory of the event, are you concerned about a possible moment of recall?

Would you say that the recent DDOSing attempts on games such as League of Legends, and Battle.net by the collective of hackers known as "Lizard Squad" were productive in their attempts to promote a higher level of customer service? Or counter productive in that they have given authorities excuses to increase the level of surveillance they can conduct on persons on the internet?

how big is your dick?

Also could you define your position on apostasy? Should heretics and apostates be executed?

>>568629220
I'm 26, we've been friends since highschool. They've been dating for about 8 months now.

>>568629235
Sad truth is i'll never get caught. Woke up this morning and had breakfast together

>>568629251
I didnt take much pics. Too busy gettin off

>>568629685
this

"much pics" so you have more! post it fag!

>>568629715
What is you definition of "friends"?

>>568629353
Midwest

>>568629452
I said I knocked out in the living room.
I'm not very concerned. We drink together all the time. When they're out, they are gone.

>>568629612
7 inches

>>568629685
sure why not

>>568629609
League is gay. do whatever they want

>>568629891
friend
frend/
noun
plural noun: friends; plural noun: Friends

1.
a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations.

use google next time

>>568629891
This, OP. Sounds like you're a shitty fucking friend.

My question: What's it like to be a fucking sociopath?

>>568628034
OP is a dastardly mother fucker, 10/10

Captcha: prouder yocreat

Do you feel that there is a a global conspiracy involving Israel and debt manipulation?

>>568630242
Lifes good, you should try being one sometimes.

How long did you fuck?
How long before you get drunk, admit an they hide ur body in marsh.

Why didn't you give her the creampie? You knew her bf was going to be put next to her. He could be raising your bastard in 10 months!

>>568627167
kind sir could you please upload the other pictures of that fine lady?

>>568630469
this

and also, could you green text the story with details starting from when both of your friends black out?

OP upload a picture of 3 female faces. have 1 of them be the lady you fucked

tl;dr

Do you enjoy being forever alone scum?

Do you think that Denzel Washington would be cast as the next James Bond? There has been rampant speculation about it

>>568630435
>2014
>still breeding with everyone you can
were doomed

>>568630323
No

>>568630395
maybe 5 minutes?
If you were drunk would you admit shit that you'd never want anyone to know?

>>568630435
Because I wanted to see her with cum in her mouth

>>568630469
I cant, she has a pretty specific butterfly tattoo, which I had no clue she had.

none of this shit happened you dumbasses

hey op, how bad did it hurt being alone and listening to your room-mate fuck his g/f last night?

>>568630681
lol if only you knew me

>>568630696
They wont do it.

blurr it out?

>>568630993

This.

Sad pathetic op getting off to his imagined rape.

Her eyes open when you cum in her mouth?
She smile?

Do you listen to Hall & Oates?

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>>568627338
Back to reddit you go faggot

She knows OP! She just played along according to the situation. I gurantee you she knows.

Is she on the pill? I guess you did not use a condom.

>>568631123
thats a great question for anytime

>>568627338
>>568627462
Moralfags

>>568627835
>implying this actually happened

>>568627167
He's not your friend. You're not a worthy friend. Useless piece of shit you are

>>568630734
what is start menu>all programs>accessories>paint

>>568630993
how does if feel knowing I fucked you're bitch, cuz I'm a pretty bitch

>>568631247
How does it feel being edgy and a virgin?

>>568630604
>Drinking at buddys place
>7 people there at the beginning
>Eventually everyone gets drunk
>2 guys leave
>drink some more
>friends gf passes out
>friend carries her to their room
>drink some more
>friend passes out
>friend and his wife leaves
>I try to wake friend up. Hes passed out cold
>Go to girl and try to wake her, shes out cold
>f it
>pulling underwear to the side to see the goods

>>568631189
most likely she knows and was just so drunk she didint care.. its very rare people are reacting, talking and dont remmeber they just say they dont.

>>568631480
>goooooooooood

>>568631189
this, girls notice different dicks + sex rythm even when drunk, she wasnt that passed out otherwise she wouldnt have moaned and swallowed

OP do you plan fucking her again and/or confronting her that you 2 fucked?

>>568631474
Kevin Durant nigga

>>568631084
no she cringed and and swallowed. awesome

>>568631123
I dont listen to faggot music

>>568631189
nope didnt use a condom

are you too a pretty bitch?

No, in all seriousness; did you require lubricant? Also who was responsible for the collapse of the Maliki government? Was it religious based hatred or was it more economically?

Martian, martian, martian, martian

>>568631524
If she knows, she must of liked it. there was absolutly no awkwardness having breakfast together.

>>568631601
I dont plan on doing it again. Then again, I didnt plan on doing this yesterday. Opportunity just opened.

>>568627167
Why r u rapist? Maximum faggot detected.

>>568630734
edit it out man

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>>568627167
Actually doing what all these other faggots say they would

ery budy know dat the kid stray hustlin

>>568627167
Kevin Durant?

>>568630726
Actually, that's what ensures we're not doomed. L2PROCREATION

>>568631689
I can see through your bullshit like i can see through glass. It never happened, if it did with your "much pics" comment, you would have fucked her then taken a picture of the messy whore for you to gloat about on /b/...

>>568632090
>the stories and information posted here...

>>568627167
do you feel sorry for your friend?

>>568632209
Dr. Phil?

>>568631480

keep going man, all details up until you finished and moved your friend next to her, this is good

>>568632209
L2OVERPOPULATION

>>568632292
Hence the carrot

>>568627167
OP, I tried to do this to my friends gf and did not succeed.
>out in the city drinking a lot
>get lost and go back to a flat with a taxi
>find my friends gf at home waiting for me
>ask where is my friend
>says he is still in the city searching for me
>she informs him and he takes the taxi
>have like half an hour to fuck her
>start being an alpha
>she likes it
>start to make out
>couple of more shots in the city and would be fucking her right in the pussy, but her less drunk brain suddenly reacted and stoped me
>feel upset now because missed my opp bcuz she is 9/10 ex model and been dreaming about her since my friend got her..5yrs
>they are married now
>hope to fuck her some day, cuz when we are out she always gets in contact with me and if not her stupid bf/my friend i would fuck her
>to bad we are always out together

OH AND OP, CONGRATZ!

yeah sounding like bullshit, OP probably crept in and snapped the one pic, the rest is beta fantasy niggers

OP how would you feel if you actually had a GF and your buddy fucked her while she was drunk

>>568632463
Agree with this guy

>>568628262
sauce on the ice bucket challenge photoshop?

>>568631480
>I started slow taking time in case she wakes
>She barely moved so I look off her shorts and underwear
>pulled up her shirt to see tits
>take pictures
>start fingering her pussy
>stuck my dick in her mouth to wet it up
>she closed her teeth on my dick which i jumped back but o well
>spread her legs and start fucking her
>initial penetration she moaned
>too scared to move
>start fucking aagain
>eventually I dont give a shit anymore
>pound her like crazy
>she moaned and threw her legs over me
>too drunk and horny to care
>called out her boyfriends name
>fuck her harder
>I needed to cum
>pulled out and came in her mouth
>she cringed and swallowed
>O fuck
>think about alibis
>Put her clothes back on
>wiped up wet spots on bed
>grab friend and carried him to bed
> knocked on on sofa
>woke up with her cooking breakfast
>they tell me to eat
>had breakfast together this morning
>zero awkwardness

>>568632447
i would beat the fuck out of you if i were your "friend"

>>568632447
>they are married now
>her stupid boyfriend/my friend


nigga do you even tell stories chronologically or are you just retard?

>>568632883
dude, it's all made up

>>568632750
murder*

>>568632256
After I came, a million things were racing in my head. Like O fuck am I going to get caught? Was she awake? does she know? you panic.

>>568632301
a little

>>568632750
I'm sure he would do.

>>568632750
fuck you nigger, i hate my fucking friend for being my friend, because of him i did my major mistake in my life. the hate inside of me and will stay inside bcuz of safety of other people so dont talk shit if you have no idead what the fuck is going on

>>568632749
They told you to eat?

You are so fucked, they set you up brother.

>>568632447
nice fantasy, still in mom's basement?

>>568632998
Kek.
Kill yourself.

Heaven here stopping by to say I'm a huge faggot.

>>568628610
Imagine salty milk and coins.

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>>568633307
>salty milk and coins

>>568633307

>salty milk and coins

The taste of STDs.

>>568632984
Nah not really, your just fucked in the head. Trying to justify why you raped a woman. You knew what you were doing, but you claimed to be "drunk" mmmmmmmm

Was The Phantom Menace a disappointment?

>>568633006
This, they know everything that happened, if they didn't they wouldn't have told you to eat.

>>568633562
>>salty milk and coins
that's one of the oldest memes in the book, kiddo. right next to millhouse.

>>568632749
Also, no proof of tits, your just digging yourself a grave young man.

>>568632749
Cool story bro. Pics or didn't happen.

>>568633938
I never blamed it on being drunk dumbass.
I know exactly what I did, you just think about the consequences afterwards

>>568634245
>>568634094
sure it didnt happen then, gtfo

>>568634078
I reckon the Angus burger meat at mcfatfucks smells like pussy.
At least some of the chicks I've fucked anyway.
>still get half a chub whenever I have one

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>>568627167
Fucking hell OP

>>568634480
Yawn, shit story anyway. Could of at least used your imagination.

Getting mad and defensive, if it ever happened you would just laugh and brush it off instead you seem to be getting defensive at the teeth. Which basic hooman SYCHology tells us your lying.... Smells like a freshman

>>568634078
>right next to millhouse.

sorry, he's still not a meme

>Eventually everyone gets drunk>Eventually everyone gets drunk>Eventually everyone gets drunk>Eventually everyone gets drunk>Eventually everyone gets drunk>Eventually everyone gets drunk

>>568627167
Hi.
Yeah, you should kill yourself.

she shouldn't have bin so drunk to not realize what was going on.

Primal instincts. Being drunk is not an excuse.

>>568634857
lol getting trolled by op. "sure it didnt happen then" seems like he did brush you off.
OP STILL A FAG
SAGE THREAD

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>>568632998
I don't think you understand what 'friend' means.

Should all the black people be sent back to Africa or exterminated?

>>568632750
>>568632883
>>568633096
>>568633174
fuck all u all u nigger loving fat fucks

>>568635341
what does it mean nigger?

Op if you could would you take a 1 way trip to Mars?

>itt: post-fappening newfags with morals

post a pic of ur dick OP

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>>568635452

I still think you've yet to define apostasy, not trying to nag or anything. ..

I fucked my drunk sister once too, she was 19, i was 15.... her boyfriend lay next to her drunk as fuck..after fucking her, i pulled down his pants and underwear to make it believable that it was him who did it...she got preggers later, nto sure of the kid is mine lol..

>>568627845
Should have came in here. Nothing better than your dick throbbing inside an unconscious girl.

>>568636273
You should kill yourself.

>>568636420
y?, she is a drunk whore....she stole from my parents to find her boyfriend's habits...and drops by everytime drunk as fuck...my parents wished she was dead..i have the same feeling..fucking her was a blessing to me..

>>568636665
Why do your spawn lords wish she was dead? Is because they wish to mate with her?

>>568636810
> 2K + 14
> Taking the bait this hard

>>568627167
I congratulate you on not being a faggot with stupid morales and on having the balls to do this.
How much did you have to drink?
I wish I didn´t have a conscience so I could fuck around behind my gf´s back.

>>568636665
Yeah, what you do is unjustifiable.
And you know it is. You're the definition of pure evil. Kill yourself.

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>>568636893
re-read what i said, 3 times if you must. Infact sir, you took the bait.

>>568636810
she bled our bank dry, stole over 300Ks for her boyfriend and still haz the balls to show up at home for food and to sleep..usually drunk..her sprog though is quite intelligent....my parents raising him ..

>>568637041
Sorry, sir, I meant to reply to him
>>568636420

>>568637094
how old are you? depending on age...you can do some damage to her life.

>>568634078
ahem
millhouse is not a meme

>>568637274
21 in november

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>>568636916
you must be new here

>>568627167
How dare you refer to him as a 'friend' after doing that, you're fucking worse than shit and i hope he finds out. I also hope he will snap and kill you and his bitch.

>>568637505
if in USA, get her to buy you some booze. And get her thrown in jail.

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>>568637556
fucking american cunts with their stupid sex morale.

>>568637506
Only oldfags remember morals.

>>568637556
his 'bitch' got raped

>>568638147
your point is?

>ITT moralfags
more details OP so I can finish

>>568638768
why kill her, she did nothing wrong

>>568627167
How does it feel to be a rapist?

>>568638984
Neither did Hitler or Anders behring breivik, but people still wanted them dead.

>>568639429
Mind you don't cut yourself on all those edges.

>>568639616
are you lost? get the fuck out

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>>568627167
Why do you feel the need to do this faggot?

I like baginas too

>>568639735
Faggot.

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cum inside her

what are the steps I need to take to become a fully qualified neckbeard....I really WANT this.

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>>568627167
post pics please here have some rare picture

>>568637556
this

>>568627167
cover that butterfly up and show us her pussy

>>568641090
you're on track
just remember never to act like one, just be it

>>568639616
Thank you for your consideration, but no need to worry. They're pretty dull.

>>568642561

MOAR

>>568627167
for all that is good and holy, please OP, post more pics!

>>568642407
Llike your life.

Do you remember that movie 'Kids' where the guy is fucking a wasted/passed out Chloe Sevigny on the couch, the same girl who had earlier that day tested positive for HIV?

Well I hope that's what you get OP.

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>>568627167
OP, just sayin.. you're pretty fucking retarded. I really hope you understand how low is that. To fuck a passed up girl cannot be more low than fucking a ham.

>>568643130
You know, that could have been a good comeback... if you knew anything about my life. Have a good day, faggot.

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>>568627167

How long did you want to fuck her? Pls explain.

I would've kept a souvenir. Did you?

>>568643287
topkek
I second this

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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>568627167
Why does her one toe look like a penis?

>>568632998

Blaming other people for your life's mistakes is more pathetic than using excessive amounts of alcohol to attempt, and fail, to seduce a friend's girlfriend.

You're a weak human being. Maybe literally, but definitely figuratively. I hope you get found out and your 'friend' realizes what a skank he married and then proceeds to give you the most deserving ass beating in the world.

Fuck blaming your mistakes on other people. Own up to it and stop being a child.

>>568632419
It will level itself out and is hardly a problem in the US. Diversification of the species is important for long term survival. Overpopulation is only a concern in certain regions. We have plenty of resources for each couple to have 2 kids and even that's probably not enough to retain our numbers long term due to infant/child mortality rates worldwide through disease, and there's also the concerns of offspring that cannot reproduce or produce viable offspring due to genetic problems. In short, you're retarded, don't reproduce. I'm not, so I will.

>>568627646
>low for /b/
gtfo fegget

>>568627167
Why are you such a shitty friend?

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About a year ago I was hanging out with my friend and his gf. Shes sleeping and me and him are working on some project. Decides to shower cause he's buttmad.

>fap while hes out of room while shes sleeping

I'm bad

if true

>good job OP. but seriously no tits?

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>>568627167
Friends? maybe guest's you mean.

>>568628034
>nah, my buddy was shit faced too. After I was finished with her, I

i thought you were going to say ", I tore his shit up too". that's what you should have done anyway.

>>568627846
This

>>568636273
thats going to come back and bite you in 18 yrs time when DNA proves that kid is yours

Dont listen to these white knight new fags they just wish it had happened to them. Congrats on winning the game op. Next time fuck her in her ass

>>568642721
pervert pedo.

Congrats OP. Passed out chicks are so good to fuck.
Did you fuck her vag or ass?

>>568650336
pervert faggot