New zealand thread. NZfags get in here

This gay thread again. Also why ar i.ds even back?

>>568600108
newfag from nz here. Started browsing b after the fappening. Good to know theres a place for us kiwis on b

taupo fag signing in.

Who here is voting NZFirst?

why are IDs even back?

NZer here.
Don't see why you guys bother with this shit to be honest.
FIrstly, I barely see the point going on /b/, let alone actually making an NZ thread on here.
Secondly, it will just be a bunch of faggots saying how much weed they smoke

>>568600881
>>568601970
Beacuse shit posting

haha britain owns you fags

>>568600881
>>568601970
>>568602061
When were they gone?

Hailing from the prison island Australia.

Send help.

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>>568602238
they came in, then where disabled and now they are back again... That good enough?

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>>568602023
word

>>568602453
Woah cant imagine this site without ID's

>>568602997
>saving thumbnails
and i know you didn't do it on purpose to b8

Wellington fag here

>>568602986
i'm a girl btw

>>568603454
kek

>>568603454
congratulations, would you like a medal? now tits for proof that youre not a fat neckbeard

hamiltonfag reporting in

>>568603454
Hahaha cool... tits or gtfo

ausfag here.

looking forward to kim.com and glenn greenwald blowing the fuck out of the five eyes bullshit tomorrow

>>568603576
>>568603595
these new fags

>>568601950
Winnie can go fuck himself.
CHCH Fag Operational

>>568600108
Does Mcmurdo station count? if so reporting in.

>>568600108
auckland fag here, where does one get some weed in Flatbush area?

>>568603662
wuss

I'm enrolled for next weekends election. Do I have to take anything with me when voting??

Palmerston North Master race reporting in.

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party vote green

CHCH fag checking in

what does this actually achieve?

>>568603659
lel all of his documents are limited and old. The spy agencies will have given John Key documents that will shit on Greenwald. Dotcom is cancer, you can have him if u want

>>568603764
awesome!

>>568603836
Oh totally, because all the other animals are more important than humans.

Atleast, green party is better than Labour. Cunliffe doesnt know what the fuck he's doing.

>>568601950
Im a taupo fag too...

>>568604043
and he still knows more than John Key

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>>568600108
New Plymouth fag Hailing from Queensland Brisbane Australia save me please.

>>568603826
No, but you'll get sent a letter with a paper card in it, has your details. Use it, makes things quicker for checking.

>>568604106
teh world is a small place.

>acacia bay

>>568604107
Maybe, but atleast Key knows how to get shit done. Cunliffe couldnt jack off with both hands on his dick and an instruction manual.

>>568603662
Well i already stated that cant you read or are you just as new as me?

>>568604216
Wairakei, out of town a bit

North Shore reporting in

Fuck this election bullshit, i wish this country would shut the fuck up about dumb shit

>>568604194
fuuuuucks! the rest of my household got those but mine didnt come! who do i yell at?

>>568604234
this is where you get told to lurk moar

Levin city reporting. Oldfag as fuck.

>inb4 chch master race

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>>568601950
Anyone with half a brain, that's who.

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>>568604361
your mum

>>568604443
how old is old?

>>568604463
>saved

james and/or liam pls go

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>>568600108

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At2Jz4VR9BY

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nz's next government having a sesh in the sesh room

Wanganui is in the house

>>568604360
YOUR mum

>>568603764
Bloody Hell. What the hell you doing down there apart from freezing your balls off?

>>568604542

2007

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>>568604443
this old?

>>568604549
but i'm only getting started

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Rotovegas here

>>568603876
probably nothing like most other NZ threads, just guys looking for weed.

>>568604360
Dunno, you don't need it, just a convenience. Check http://www.elections.org.nz/ that you really are enrolled & just rock up on the day. Or befor.e. Can vote now if you want.

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>>568602453
I 'member a long time ago when I actually learned where NZ was, I literally 'lol' at the small, dildo-shaped islands it creates. Of course being next the king Australia is who wouldn't look small and pathetic?

>>568604361
I think posting will help me become used to 4chan faster than just lurking

CHCH here

Where do I buy meth (crack) in chch? I'm really keen to try it.

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I've been coming on /b/ since '05 and New Zealand threads are always still the same shit. Auckland master race.

>>568604223
thats why you vote for neither, vote for internet mana and get weed decriminalized plus free internet

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>>568604891
are you 14 years old?

>>568604360
That happened to me with my voting papers for the council elections, I had to call them up and get to send me new ones. And then both the original and the special papers arrived in the mail at the same time..

>>568604839
>dildo-shaped islands
Freudian, much?

Coromandel reporting in. We now have now have internet out here. Dial up, but it works

>>568604997
thats the plan.

>>568604223

Seriously? Have you watched any of the debates? Cunliffe appears much more intelligent and more passionate about what he believes in. Key seems to think the whole thing is a joke and as long as he and his friends are getting paid it doesn't matter what happens.

>tfw IDs are back
>tfw you can't samefag in threads anymore

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Tauranga here. Anyone got any weed they are willing to sell?

>>568605137

>>568604946
Quiet night there constable?

>>568605014
Dude whats your problem? Are you butthurt that people have discovered your secret club?

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>>568605338
stupid laptop

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You cunts should all fucking hang yourselves.

And get your own fucking flag, fuck.

>>568605172
Key is a smarmy arrogrant prick, but he atleast knows what he wants to do, even if he doesnt tell us what that is. Cunliffe and Labour cant decide what they want to do. All they know is that if national is for it, they must be against it, even without considering the ramifications.

>>568605389
stay in school m8

>>568605396

/thread

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>>568605392

>>568605421
dude, that is actually really accurate

any other hamilton fags?

>>568605172
For one short year or two

I suckled you

with potent milk

of truth and learning.

You know my strength

you know my weakness.

They are in you

for I am Harvard

And I am yours.

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dude is salvia illegal now or someshit??? how come its not on all the smoke shop's websites and shits?

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>i'm voting for the internet party

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>>568605579
feel free to use it

>>568605696
Does hamilton still exist?

>>568605465
Dont tell me what to do faggot
>>568605228
Can you post more asians

>>568605374
kek'd

>>568604669
I just live there. I chose to.

Isolation is gr8 m8

>>568605421
>Cunliffe and Labour cant decide what they want to do. All they know is that if national is for it, they must be against it, even without considering the ramifications.

The same could be said for both because this is politics. They pretty much agree on most issues because they know most New Zealanders pretty much want the same things, but agreeing with each other isn't going to get their parties' votes.

>>568605938
apparently so, hasn't been wiped out by gonorrhoea or herpes yet, although i could be a lone survivor (virginfag)

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>>568606020

>>568606136
don't tell me what to do

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>>568606143
get a load of this fucker thinking he's king of /b/

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Tauranga 'ere

>>568606235
don't tell me what to do and i won't tell you what to do

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>tfw so fucjking drunk
I can't even reply to the right person
>>568606235
>>568606020

>>568606119
Labours biggest problem besides identity issues is they dont have a leader who has any sort of presence. In a room with Key and Cunliffe, you're naturally drawn to Key, because he has charisma, even if he is a total tosser. Cunliffe just sort of, is, and doesnt really stand out. Though to be honest, most parties that arent National or NZ First have that problem.
(I cant fucking wait until Winnie dies or leaves)

>>568606394
in that case disregard my reply

>>568606371
Brooooooo. Where you at/got any weed?

>>568603764
How did you get a job down there? Been keen to go down there for a season for awhile now.

Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.

>>568606395
>I cant fucking wait until Winnie dies or leaves

>>>/r/eddit

Why is it still called new zealand? Its not really new anymore

>>568606395

Why would anyone be naturally drawn to someone who is a loser though? I will always favour an intelligent trustworthy politician over a smarmy lying douche. I don't care who stands out, it's not a fucking pageant.

>>568606556
No, I do not partake in the consumption and/or use of tetrahydrocannabinol

>>568606136
I wouldn't recommend losing you your v in Hamilton. Actually I wouldn't recommend losing it with in a 100km radius of the tron. No shit my first girlfriend was from hamilton when I lived there gave me chlamydia. Took two pills and I was " cured " but I've never been the same since, mentally

>>568606710
Why do girls date jerks?
its the same thing really

>>568603769
Ben?

>>568606748
damn, note taken, not exactly appealing to either girls or guys so i don't think i'll be losing it anytime soon, but note taken nonetheless

>>568606623
Daily reminder that you're wrong.

>>568606850
yo

Look up NZ first policy on self defence.

>a shotgun for every dairy owner

>>568606916
Sex and relationships are extremely over rated. You're not missing out at all infact your better off

>>568607006

Do people actually vote NZ first? I thought they were a joke party.

>>568607112
good to know i'm not the only one with that opinion

>>568606736
>568606736
nuuuuuuuu

>>568606953
For real?

>>568607174
Winnie and NZF are gone as soon as the racist old people die off. Thats pretty much everyone who votes for them.

Nobody here has tried meth?

>>568607314
Was a heavy user for years. 3 weeks clean today ask me anything

>>568607269

>Peters
>a maori
>wants to abolish maori seats
>is racist

I looked at all your posts in this thread. They are shit.

>>568603832
>Palmerston North master race
Ha, you tit. Who are you I might know you.

>>568607523

Can Maori people not be racist? That's pretty oppressive. It's pretty widely acknowledged that his voters are mainly rich old people who are scared of all the new things.

>>568607523
Im not saying Winnie is racist, im saying the most people who vote for him are racist old people.

>>568607441
How you reckon till you start using again?

>>568607745
long

labour and nz first are reducing immigration, we don't need more Chinese population for fuck sake. National is just a bunch of liars and jews

>>568607441
how badly did it affect you? both short term and long term

>>568607669
It's against their religion

>>568607523
can you look at all my posts in this thread and then give me some feedback?

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>>568607745
Nelson master race reporting in

am looking for a weed hookup in Nelson.
Dont have any money atm though

>>568607669
He has an elderly constituency, but to say that they're "scared of all the new things" is pretty condescending (and probably ageist).

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Christchurch.

Let's talk about disappointing kiwi bitches.

Fuck weed and politics

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Auckland fag reporting in, whats the news?

>>568608221
shit didn't mean to actually link to that post

>>568608304

Only disappointments are those stupid fat girls who think they are top tits yo.

>>568607985
that means nothing. Its against the christian religion to wear clothing made of two different fabrics, doesnt stop them.
>>568608304
>not making eggs
>1994

>>568607745
Most probably with in the next 2 weeks just because I miss it. ( Kinda like going back to your ex for a 1 night stand knowing it's wrong and where it could lead to)
I've had to move away from where I was located to a place where I don't know anyone to stop my self from getting on it so much. It can be a cunt of a drug

>>568608221
Whats the point of a weed hookup if you have no money?

party vote civilian

>>568601881

not for you nerd

you're not wanted here faggot

>>568608317
Those cigs are nasty shit

kenny, change the name back to bane you dumb cripple chink

>>568608468
to have a contact for when i do have money

>>568608425
So many in chch bro, like 85%

>>568608514

cheap though. cancer tastes the same.

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>>568608610

fuck you are kidding me.

feels bro.

>>568608617
True, true

>>568608510
Shut up newfag

>>568607879
Labour (under Helen Clark) were the ones who opened the door to Chinese immigration in the first place.

>>568608738

whats your preferred taste?

When I feel like a good smoke I buy Rothmans.

>>568604135

You missed your thread brah
>>568597169

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>>568608727

>>568607917
Noticeable effects short term I've found
> increased problem solving skills
> lack of sexual drive or desire for a relationship
> loss of interest in previous hobbies, good friends and family
> slight memory issues. Nothing too bad
> sleep deprived. Could stay up for a week
> paranoia
> mood swings
> short fused temper
> extreme weight loss

Long term
> fuck all
> I'm pretty sure it's made me a better person

>>568604106
To many taupo fags I also live there

>>568608221
what part of nelson?

>>568609205
how often did you use?

>>568609114

xD

>>568609309
Victory

Anyone else got that fucked up flu? Had it since Wednesday and shit isn't letting up. Still shivering like a nuns cunt. Watch your six boys

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>>568609472
>uses emoticon on /b/

>>568610000

Good luck flu, I'm vaccinated

>>568609941
my nigger, used to live in toi toi, right up the shitter on murphy street

>>568610000
Nice quads

>>568610039
You're onto it

>>568610013
>not using emoticons on /b/

>>568609452
Most days

Started off just wanting to try it
Then try it more
The use it to party longer
Then use to make work more easy and to party longer
Would basicly smoke as much as a could. Before work to wake me up. Lunch time for a kick Start then after work as a reward then maybe go to bed and wake and a repeat. Was spending over $1000 bux a week easy. Every Wednesday my mate would buy half a gram and we would smoke it all that night and not sleep and end up smoking more right through untill sunday with out any sleep

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>>568610192
Ooh

>>568606953
lel ranga kunt

>>568609231
any hints on a name ?

>>568610118
nice, i live up on the hill. fuck kawai st

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>>568608761

>>568608304
spent the winter in NZ. You guys got some of the ugliest bitches around, bad deal guys.

>>568608530
ID: Heaven

go fuck yoself

Wellifag reporting in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh5Slaqe7c8

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Friendly reminder not to bully the newfriends.

>>568610039
I am too. Still got it.

>>568607879
This.

10 years ago I didn't notice as many asians as there are today, now they're are just fucking everywhere in my suburb.

>>568611406
>10 years ago I didn't notice as many asians as there are today
That's because New Zealand's asian population has doubled since then.

>>568610013
can i post in your thread? >>568604438

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Top of the south here

Who likes acid?

(pic unrelated)

>>568612989
I want some. Have never tried before though. Surprisingly harder to find in Wellington than I expected.

>>568613579
heaps up there bro, just gotta know the right people

>>568613790
true that. always promises, never follow through.

post nz nudes

>>568613579
>>568613790
>>568614356

sup bros, Welly fag in here... can anyone potentially suss? like a quick meet on Cuba or something, for some acid?

>>568614826

I don't understand the obsession with x country nudes. How do you even know they're from NZ? I could post any nudes and say they're NZers. Would that help you get off better?

>>568614962
might know them, small place

Guys I smoked like two whole weeds, am I cool?

we shouldn't have won the game on sat. yarpis played much better than us.

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>>568614826
not a nude butttt

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>>568615384

>>568615384
>>568615426
That's my sister you fuckwit

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>>568600108
National Master Race reporting in
>inb4 commy faggotry

>>568612989
are you from Mot by any chance?
>>568613579
>>568614910
Heapsa cid in welli guise, a trippy busker on cuba could probably point you in the right direction

>>568615602
she got the booty tho

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more like this

>>568606748
I can confirm this, the sluts of 'the tron' don't even care if you're a neck beard.. I had to tip my fedora over 9,000 times just to repeal them.

>>568605759
Yup, You can thank peter dunne for that, it got banned as part of the psychoactives bill

>>568615602
I don't believe you, what's her first name?

>>568616814
I don't know her first name, my parents gave her up for adoption, but I know that's my sister because of the family resemblance. Booty wise that is.

>>568617123
she's not adopted you moron.

Wellington reporting in, first day off in weeks. How we all doing?

>>568610272
Would you say you're a high-functioning addict? Would anyone else be able to tell if you didn't tell them (hypothetically speaking)?

>>568602986
no id's is like every fucking board except b

ayy cunts

>>568616427
what a sack of shit he is. no idea what he thought banning glass would do.

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>>568615743

>>568616427
man its fucking bullshit. i feel like killing that fucker. any chance they would be back on the market?