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A virus killed almost all of humanity. You are one of the 1/

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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A virus killed almost all of humanity. You are one of the 1/10000 survivor. No trace of virus left.

http://innawoods.net/

post your results.

i'm going canadian style.
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>>568558751
selfbumb
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>>568558751
did you attach a fucking suppressor on a vintorez
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>>568559239
why the fuck not
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self bumb without shame
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more bumb ._. pls come here
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come on
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>>568559312
It has a built in suppressor
That's why the fucking barrel looks like a suppressor
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>>568559897
welp il just remove it and take a shit in it then!
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>>568558751
tbh OP this website is kinda gay
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>>568559239
>>568559897
happy?
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>>568558751
My face most definitely feels like fuck
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>>568560389
And the rum will never be gone
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>>568560383
>Implying you can actually mount shit to the end of a VSS barrel
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>>568560704
>machette out of the heart
i can't find my heart help!
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>>568560876
i have gray tape
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>>568560808
Duck rape is a Glorious thing.
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>>568561214
Lol I ment tape, oops
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Here's mine. Most food can be hunted for / looted for, and I plan on sleeping in houses that I come across.
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None of you seem to understand the gravity of this situation
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>>568561912
10/10
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>>568558751
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also, we need to cook!
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>>568562732
>>>/omsk/
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>>568562990
get back to omsk too
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what i have irl. solo survivor.
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>>568563291
okay.
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>>568563820
why would you need paintball?
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>>568563362
>Not SKS
pleb
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>>568563935
more for markings and such
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>>568562732
Updated.
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>>568558751
Suppressor on a rifle with a built in suppressor, molotovs with no lighter. Are you even fucking trying?
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>>568564451
no
are you a try hard?
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>>568564672
That's not try hard, thats common sense.
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My light setup
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>>568564953
well too fucking bad i have no sense
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Pro-tip: To survive the apocalypse, make sure you have an infinite number of screws
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Medium setup
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>>568563935
to piss off wildlife
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>>568565094
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>>568565597

Potato fo days
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>>568558751
[spoiler][/spoiler] Sacred hydration mask for maximum absorbtion
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>>568566032
And here's hank hill
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>>568558751
>carrying a tent in his utility vest
>mollys but no lighter
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>>568565597
Potato..salaryman?
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>Implying any of you actually have even half of what you put
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>strawberry spread
For when I'm in a jam

>camera and whistle
For when I need people to look at the shit I just took

>Folding knife
For when I need to slice bread

#prepared
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rusky reporting in
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heavy setup for wilderness survival
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>>568566586
also, pic
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>>568558751
Well what do ya'll think?
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>>568566606
>No vodka

0/10
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>>568558751
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>>568564038
A backward grip, for tactical blind fire under a car

>whoops, hit the neighbors cat..get inside get inside
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>>568566620
How the dicks is he supposed to light them?
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>>568558751
have you ever marched anywhere? with a rucksack? you have any idea of how much stuff you can actually put in there?
>a tard with no survival experience/knowledge
you're going to be encumbered as hell
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>>568566564
>Implying imaginations are b&
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>>568565094

>Dat shotgun ammo and no shotgun.
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I forgot some things.
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>>568558751
>1/10000 survivor
>there are ~7,000,000,000 people on earth
>there are still 700,000 people

>the earth has 57,510,500 sq mi of land on it
>around 40,000,000 sq mi are useable
>evenly divided, each person can have around 57 sq mi of land to themselves

Buy seeds and water, people are not going to be around for a loooooooooong while
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>>568565094
Get out of here stalker
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>>568567835
>leaving ammo for someone else to grab
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>>568567981
still most people left will be those who where in north america/yuropoor since good healthcare;
all mudslimes,kikes,african and chinese are ded.
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>>568565597
average console player
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>>568561214
> Duct tape on a firearm
You will die first

ITT: Shit you actually own edition
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>>568565095
> Medium
> Wearing plates, a beret for some reason, camouflage that makes no sense, a gas mask, and NODs
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>>568566564
See
>>568565597
>it would be hard to obtain this
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I'm on the Special Riot Team or SRT with my local sheriff's office and this is about my loadout every time with modification's. Modification's include an Assault Rifle, MRE's (Which we do have but I am a combat medic and don't get issued these) and a sleeping bag, Other than that everything else I carry on me or in my car daily.
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>>568567981
all third world countries are mostly destroyed by the virus, everywhere else is decimated. most people that survived are fit white master race. 57 square miles of land to a person. no overpopulation and no industry to pollute the earth? sounds like a fucking utopia to me.
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>>568569141
this
i no longer see my sides
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>>568568392
>meanwhileinarizona.jpg
>doesn't have a hat with a brim capable of protecting your head and neck from the sun
i don't think you've ever been to arizona and if you have you've never had to work a day outside
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>>568568392
>ITT: Shit you actually own edition
Well then I'm fucked.
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mine
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>>568558751
>great advertisement mate
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>>568569769
you must be new
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>>568569718
Call of Duty/10
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Realistically.
Clothes, shelter, water, tools, medication, fire, stuff.

Barely any food. Because if you can't manage to hunt and/or forage for food, any stock you got will deplete anyway.

No military grade weapony. Because where the fuck am I going to get some when apocalypse hits. I mean, get real.
And if you really need firearms, it means that these bullets will run out the same way as food.

And toothbrush. Because when your teeth start to decay and fall, you're pretty much fucked.
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>>568569314
That's what the shemagh is for mate. I tend to soak mine in water and wear that. It's amazing
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>>568567981
Gotta second that.
Even if in Northern America and Europe you might have densest packs of survivors in the old metropolis or urban areas you can get away pretty easily.

>all the kids packing flak jackets/vests
seriously, it's not a vidya game, it does not give you some free armor or extra HP. It's heavy and bulky and is only designed to prevent light shrapnel and smaller caliber bullets from instantaneously killing you.
It will not stop bullets to your arms/legs, it will not prevent you from falling on the ground with broken ribs and passing out, it will not save you from someone stabbing you in your sleep and dozen of other situations.
Unless you operate with a team and plan on taking light fire the cost of opportunity is way to high in general and ridiculous in said scenario.

Here is my hunter setup
>various means of making fire
>iodine drops and canteens to boil water in
>basic tools, rope and duct tape for survival and building my den
>some calorie dense food for early survival until I can make enough of my own food
>hunter shotgun with shitload of ammo as I won't be able to scavenge a lot, silenced gun does not have as much as it's just for emmergency cases. I coud probably drop it actually
>needle can be bent with multitool to be used as fishing line if the waters near my camp are fishy, but scavenging a proper fishing equipment won't be too hard if I'm near a lake or something
I should probably bring some seeds but I didn't find anything resembling
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>>568570091
Only good build here/10
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>>568570342
ah, didn't even see it. carry on then.
>>568569450
>shit you actually own
i have to food shop tomorrow so if shit hit the fan today the most food i could scrounge up is a few cans of veggies and snacks... pretty fucked.
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>>568569718
What'd you like prestige or something?
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>>568558751
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Im gonna need some companions...
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>>568570421
now... that's a pretty good kit.
But what about the only water you find is all polluted from the remnant of the old world.
Also at some point you will stop finding animals around you to kill and you would have to go farther and farther to feed yourself at the point to live a semi-nomadic life
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>>568570421
you have no fucking idea what you're talking about, lol. civilians in free states (i.e not commiefornia) can buy plate carriers and plates that can prevent most rifle rounds from penetrating. the only thing HELMETS are for is shrapnel, retard. If you take a round directly in the center of your helmet, you're dead.
THAT BEING SAID, most people don't own them, they're expensive and you're right, they're extremely bulky and if you're not used to rucking that much weight you'll be too fucking tired all the time to even operate.
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>>568570964
for some reason I feel like you don't own an x26 tazer.. they're usually almost a thousand dollars and they're restricted in a lot of places to only law enforcement and military.
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>>568570421
also forgot to mention something important

>plastic bags and change of clothes in case I have to cross a river swimming
I don't want my ammo to get wet or to die freezing so changing in dry clothes is essential for survival.

I should definitely pack a toothbrush instead of the gun, that would be the only bad point I see in my setup
comments?
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>>568570682
>forgot my file
shit you actually own edition here
>>568570923
fellow sks owner, hello my brother
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canadian, in the military
depending on the circumstances I could get access to a sig saur and a C7 along with body armor and ammo
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>>568571389
hey dude , whats up with you dude
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>>568571571
literally just got done cleaning mai raifu. her wood furnishing is quite beautiful right now.
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>>568571019
depends on the helmet , and the round fired

dude you can buy milsurp helmets for like 70 less than bucks
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Sniper/cautious/tactical stile
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Am I gonna survive /b/?
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>>568558751
good luck finding ammo for a fucking vintorez in canada
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>>568570834
are u happy fucker
heres ur fuckin realism
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>>568571853
this guy is all about the killing
you wont survive long max half a year
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>>568571827
i was talking about good plate carriers being expensive, not helmets. reread the post.
and the helmets I'm referring to are the ones the U.S military currently uses. 5.56 shot on a straight angle will punch right through it. on a side angle they tend to bounce off or skim around the sides. I'm quite aware milsurp helmets are cheap, lol.
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>>568571017
Well to exhaust the whole game of the forrests near where I live by myself would be complicated.
But even in the case that the game moves I plan on growing shit in the long run anyway. The hunting is for the settling in until my stuff grows and for the occasional meat in order to stuff dried/smoked meat for winter.
If every water is polluted in your scenario I don't see anybody survivng more than a few days! I would be able to make a rain trap with the tent/tarp though
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>>568572040
Bullshit, post pics of kevlar vest and .22
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This is mine
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All of this is in my real survival bag.
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>>568571745
nice , haven't broke the sks out in a while but mine doesn't have wood furniture has synthetic shit when i bought the thing nice little Chinese sks

thinking about getting a kit to let it feed ak mags
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>>568572339
dude, literally everyone owns a 10/22 or a semi .22 of some kind. i'm just interested in seeing the kevlar.
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>>568569450
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>>568572203
most water is polluted if you are near a large urban area or industrial area. if you would go in a forest it would be alright.
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>>568572450
I have a nice russian sks with all matching parts. cost me a pretty penny.
chinese milsurp sks are good quality too.
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>>568572339
u dense fuck i said "realism" never said shit i own
also not kevlar, it was meant to be a police grade vest
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>>568572387
>no ammo
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>>568558751
Only stuff I actually have, and only things I'd carry. Everything else can stay in my car or a camper. Dress light, cause it's fucking 90 degrees 70% humidity every goddamned day. No food worries, cause there's a lot more farms than you'd think there'd be, and with so many dead there's gonna be work available.
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>>568571180
Seems easy enough to "take" one in an apocalypse
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>>568572935
>Realism
>Not real

You're a liar and a faggot.
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>>568573184
k
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>>568573136
fair enough lol. not like it's a high value thing to steal off cops, dead or alive
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>>568572062
If there is so few people it won't be a safe place. With such a poor description of the situation by OP, I prepared myself for a hostile environment. If you wanted realism, then state so in the description :/

Obviously, I would focus waaaaaay more on survival than on ammo/weaponry if the situation wasn't as hostile as stated by OP.
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>>568571019
I did not get into detail, and you are probably right that I am not very knowledgeable about them.
But what I know is that a regular police vest won't stop much NATO rounds in a direct shot.
heavier plates might stop/deflect ak rounds or even NATO and light snipers but hell the energy of the round takes you to the ground.
They are only meant to turn a deadly shot into a non fatal injury that can be treated if you are evacuated by the rest of your team to a field hospital.

If you are by yourself, even if the plate saves your ass at the moment of the impact, you'll still be pinned to the ground.
Imagining that for some fucking reason your attacker does not make the most of it to achieve you, chances are you'll die of infection/passing out with broken ribs etc anyway.

but I think we agree on their uselessness in this situation anyway so I won't rant more !

>>568570421
Forgot to mention that I tried to sort the stuff in order to have the most essential things in the lightier bags.
So if I am in danger I can drop the big backpack and still have enough for bare survival. Next would be the shotgun and the handbag.
Even down to my pocket vest I'd still have the bare essential.
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>>568558751
Mein neger
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>>568558751
Mines more of a zombie apocalypse thing, but you could easily survive about anywhere for a good few weeks in this
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>>568568392
After realizing how much land will be left, I've decided I'm stealing a HMMVW or something from a local military base and driving to the promised Eastern Lands to become a farmer. Fuck Arizona when there are no restrictions anywhere.
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>>568573451
by >this
i was talking about you
you have no tool! all you think about is killing anyone in sight with that sniper
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>>568572794
yeah anything except yugoslav sks'es are alright

i got my eye on a some us milsurp though i am like completely inlove with my m1 carbine though i should probably shoot my sks more often though
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My irl survival stuff
plz r8 m8 no h8
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I plan on sleeping in houses and looting food, I have a weapon that is commonly found at gun stores/sporting goods stores, along with the ammo, I can find plenty of parts.
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>>568568753
> Generic A1 clone
You're gonna live no matter what mate, the world is empty.
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>>568571853
>laser sigthing and night vision kits
>no batteries

sigh.
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>>568573979
11/10
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>>568573470
oh yeah, you're definitely right man. that's the point in light kevlar, they're DESIGNED to stop handgun caliber rounds because they're the most commonly used to commit crimes. you can put almost any rifle caliber round through police issue everyday use kevlar. hell, you can probably put birdshot through that shit at point blank. still useless crap unless you're with a group that has a doctor who has the knowhow and equipment to treat internal injuries and broken bones
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>>568573712
so much tp
lol
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>>568573813
Which tools do you find missing?
Experience has proven to me that a machete/good knife (machete depending on the country may be more adecuate) with a multitool and firemaker (whichever it is) can be more than enough. If one think I would like to take is needle/thread, but I am open for more suggestions :/
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ready for college mom
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>>568574276
either way if you DID get shot by a high caliber rounds (any rifle grade round etc) you would most likely have broken ribs, atleast if you get hit in the chest, and thats if by some miracle it didnt penetrate.
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I don't really know much about survival.
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r8, tactical hatchet
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>>568574725
constrution gathering battery TP toothbrush etc... general tool
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>>568574848
>tactical hatchet
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>>568574276
aha good to see someone more knowledgeable than me is on the same page.

It gets at me a little that all the kids feel they have to put one into their survival kit like some kind of reflex B82 from Counter Strike or something. Video games are so unrealistic with vests and injuries that a lot of people think of them as invulnerability armours without realizing how narrow is their efficiency and how heavy/unconvenient they are
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>>568574805
>eat and drink sparingly without starving yourself or dehydrating
>avoid human contact outside of people you trust with your life
that's pretty much the baseline of what you need to know... it's really quite complicated being that when shit hits the fan there's a million things to consider and whatever you're prepared for, there are 5000 more things that can and will kill you
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>>568573731
Shit, I hadn't even considered that. Steal an amphibious APC from the local guard armory, some guns/ammo/mre's, a few cans of diesel, and hit the road till you find some land you like with a nice house already on it, and farm to your heart's content.
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>>568575189
I guess that is pretty true, but did I get my loadout right? I have this feeling that there are things I'm missing.
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>>568575183
I don't have super extensive experience with modern armor being that I've never actually seen combat but I do know a bit about it, and one thing I can tell you is if you get shot, it's always going to fucking knock you on your ass. ALWAYS. It doesn't matter if you're the baddest motherfucker around, the pure fucking energy that rifle caliber rounds deliver onto your body will give you something to cry about
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Here's my bug out kit.
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>>568570091
Agreed/10. Only issue is weight. You're carrying a fuckton.
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>>568574915
I see a lot of people putting crossbow in their gear, but I don't know if they all realize how hard it is to hunt with one.
I mean it's already nearly impssible to get big game with a hunting rifle if you have never done it before, so sneaking up on it to a few yards with a crossbow is something reserved for very experienced hunters
one of my friends hunts the boar with a fucking bow like a goddamn caveman and it always amaze me
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>>568574848
You've barely enough food for all that stuff.
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I think some of you guys are seriously over doing this
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>>568573320
ill improvise in that case
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>>568573731
>>568575209

sounds like a great plan; probably way sounder that my survivor shit in the forrest.
I mean why bother trying to grow shit in some wasteland when some perfectly fertile plain, already cultivated, are waiting for you somewhere!
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>>568573073
Nuclear holocaust. Longer winters and short summers.
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>>568575501
It's a bit off. You have a lot of wasted weight involved in your ruck.
First things I notice are the emphasis on the gas mask. The chances of both you ever needing it and it actually saving your life are so low that it's not even worth the weight to bring along.
The crossbow is pretty much worthless unless you plan on hunting with it. You need more nutrition in your ruck, and at least three sources of fire. You're lacking a good fixed blade knife.
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>>568562046
My fucking sides
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>>568574930
Portable solar cell = win, but that's not available.

Toothbrush... am I really going to find toothpaste? If so, I would take it. Otherwise, it would not be so useful.

Again, I am not being realistic :/
Just designed an extreme gear choice for a supposedtly extreme situation.

Is such gear optimal in normal conditions? I know it is not. IRL i wouldn't focus so much on weaponry, I would focus way more on tools/survival, as you noted. But the situation stated was not realistic either :/

As someone said somewhere ITT, there would be a man once each 50 sq miles or so, and I assumed based on the definition of the situation that that person would be hostile, so I want to notice him ASAP and take the high ground.

If you define a different situation (aka, more realistic), I can design a better gear choice (less weaponry, more tools and less weight). But that's not the situation I chose my luggage for :/
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>>568575650
well if the plates prevent it from going through you, it means you are taking the whole kinetic energy of the round on your body anyway.
We are talking several grams of metal going faster than the sound so, yeah, that's a lot of energy!
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This is what I'd like to have.

How am I geared?
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>>568576425
you would die in two weeks with the scenario stated
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>>568576425
No food or water. You'd be dead in a week if you haven't killed someone for their supplies yet.
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>>568575740
I've never fired a gun before, so putting anything more powerful than a pistol in my loadout wouldn't be practical. Then again, I've never shot a crossbow either. I've always kind of assumed that a crossbow would be easier than handling a rifle, which is why I always choose it in lieu of a firearm when making loadouts like this.

Also, your friend is a fucking boss.
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>>568558751

You mean I have to spend time in nature?
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>>568576001
What's your life worth? Do you take it seriously?
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>>568576425
pack some food, iodine drops to purify water and a lighter with fluid.
maybe a rope but you have the very basics.

If you stay in an urban area and scavenge the supermarkets/vending machines you have your chances.
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I'm a vet of the U.S Military, and still have access to my base. I also live directly down the street from a police station. Everything in my kit, I can get.
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>>568576221
Let me see if I can fix that. As I said, I lack knowlegde about this.
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>>568576958
Do you have over 300 confirmed kills and access to the entire armory of the Marine Corps?
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>>568558751

I only chose stuff I actually have, with the exception of the Bulletproof Jacket, snowsuit, and the red dot sight.
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Alright OP here.
wath would you guys soccialy do in this situation
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>>568576975

>>568576769

>also literally this
I forget to mention this a lot, but when you have to leave your home and live innawoods, there are four or so things that are so fucking important that we all tend to forget.
>sun block
>bug spray
>TOILET PAPER
>foot powder for your sweaty boot feet
>a thousand extra pair of socks
bad socks = bad feet = no mobility = you die
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>>568577281
Socially? Get as many people on your side as possible.
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>>568576838
There's no zombies or whatever, if you just remain calm, and start hunting, fishing and growing crops like... you know, ALL of our ancestors did, you should be just fine.
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>>568577281
Sell morphie.
See>>568577405
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>>568576203
>Nuclear Holocost, not virus?
>Okay, then.
During winter it goes down to the ~60s at most. Maybe a week tops at sub 40 if there's a particularly bad stormfront. Only changes between this setup and nuclear survival would be a heavy jacket (got), and a gieger counter (don't got, but can find within a week). I'd just be looking out for Deathclaws at that point.
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>>568577281
Socially I would fire a lot of rounds into the air as I ran away.
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this is enough for a few days i think.
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>>568576717
I have very little experience with crossbows but I'd say they require training to be operated properly.
Also they are huge as fuck
so it seems a bit unpractical in your situation. A basic handgun like a glock should be operable by someone without experience in an easier way and would weight less and be easier to carry.

that's my 2cents anyway

and yeah my friend is really something. Worst part is that he doesn't look like it, he's like some slim tall nerd with spaghetti arms and huge glasses.
He actually looks something like this pic, it always gets me loling
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>>568575719
It's not *that* heavy and unconvenient with a proper backpack in my opinion.

I could get rid of the guitar, which doesn't weight that much (though it adds up), but is a bit of an encumbrance.
I think that you end up throwing away the things you really don't need anyway.


>>568575740
Indeed, but I think it (or similar) is still better than firearms : no ammo shortage (reusable shots and possibility to make some more homemade), easier to repair, quiet (both for practicity and security).
It's only there because, anyway.

And widespread firearms-at-home isn't really part of the culture I live in (European/French), so there's that, too.
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>>568576958
why the fuck would you carry such an hevy load made of pure firearms and explosives?
would you plan on killing everybody you encounter on sight?

you'll probably team around with some military friends but with your plate amor and all the weight of your ammo and weapons you wouldn't be very mobile...
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>>568577281

Post up in my own home. I use my garage basically as a storage unit, so I'd probably just take out everything useful in there and burn the rest, and make room for my car. I live in Western Washington State, and my house is up in a forest, so wood wouldn't be an issue for fire for the fireplace and smoker. Lots of windows so I'd board those up with shit I find around the house. The kit I posted >>568577229 would just be for adventuring outside the house and going around town and maybe going out to the grocery store, etc.
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>>568577281
it'll depend if someone I can trust has survived too.
If not, I'd team and try to gather other survivors to rebuild society in some remnants of an urban area.

If so, we'd just go our way and live as hermits somewhere in order to avoid shenanigans and fucking looters.
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>>568576717
the only thing you can do is start going to the range. shooting is a really fun, very useful skill to have. but please, please, please learn firearm and range safety. I hate going to the range and having people sweep me with their shitty 10/22's and worrying about dying because some moron can't keep his rifle aimed down range. learning to shoot can be relatively cheap too, you can get a military surplus mosin for less than 200$ and they're very fun to learn on. taught 3 of my friends on a shitty 91/30 :)
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>>568565016
Umad brah?
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>>568577563
Considering that I'm one out of ten thousand survivors in an undecided place, I'd have to worry about someone trying to kill me, the heat and cold, viral threat, and quality of game available for food.
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>>568578106

So answering your question, I'd do nothing socially. I'd make sure I'm safe before trying to find people.
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I included a pistol. It's in the bottom right. I dunno if I should've picked something stronger.
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FUCK IT
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>>568577989
I'm a big guy. I'm over 6'4 and weigh over 220, so carrying this shit, while annoying at times, is not that big of a deal.
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>>568578272
The only reason I'd imagine anyone carrying claymore around is to guard a small shelter containing my gear.
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>>568578509
until you wake up half asleep, walk out the front door and blow both your legs off lol
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>>568578402
LOL
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>>568577294
>extra socks and foot powder
hell fucking yeah
>sun block and bug spray
well if you are not retarded you can survive wihout them. Of course if you are in a fucking guatemalan jungle the bug spray is more important and if you are wandering the arizonan desert the sunblock becomes mandatory. But in most cases it would be okay

>TP
kid, even the most retarded boyscout can survive in the wood without TP
hell, half of humankind are actually taking shits all around the world right noz without it and they aren't too bad off.
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>>568578617
With the survivor/hunter mindset, you can't afford to do anything carelessly. The longer you survive, the sharper your senses become.
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This is my standard "on the way to work" in the winter.

I've got plenty of food/water at both ends.
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Enjoy the fireworks
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>>568578617
My fucking sides...
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Went with this
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gotta survive that australian wild!
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>>568578689
I'd think the inclusion of TP is to keep up your morale. It's probably way easier to survive if you don't smell like shit because you have nothing to wipe your ass with.
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>>568579015
alot good matchs will do if you have nothing dry enough to burn
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>>568578991
Those MREs don't come aspirin, amoxicillin or bandages. You'd die from an infected cut.
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>>568579134
mankind have survived era without TP.
think of the medieval time. Fuking shitstain on all the pants.
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>>568578689
I love muh toilet paper though. MRE's give me the squirts and my ass hole gets raw.
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>>568558751
>vintorez
>canada
>supressor on supressor
shit nigger what the fuck are you doing
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>>568578927
Also, not pictured (because they're not in but they are insignificant in size) which are in the medic bag:
Dice
Various pens/markers
Notebooks (more than just the one in the medic bag)
Beard/Moustache comb
Several hair ties
A clipboard
A few dog collars (small leather buckled straps are super handy)
Spare bootlaces

I may also have some pliers, assorted papers, and some exacto knives and glue depending on the day.
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>>568577905
agree on the silence part, not so much on the ammo side. These arrow can break easily and aren't reusable so much. Homemade ones would fly pretty terribly.
Anyhow in OP's setup there is very little use for weapons outside of hunting necesities. And as I said, if you are inexperienced I don't really think you'll be able to hunt anything with it anyway.
If you are french there are some armories in most town and you'll find shotguns in nearly every agricultor house.
A basic hunting shotgun is very easy to operate and with the right gauge you might get small game like rabbits or birds even if inexperienced.

mais ca c'est juste mon avis!
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>>568579371
MREs come with gum that makes you shit and napkins to use as TP.
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>>568578239
aha guy said he's French. You don't get your hand on a Mosin that easily here!

he's better off learning how to fish
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this is how i roll
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>>568579520
That's my point friend, wiping my asshole with napkins makes it sore and then walking is slightly painful. I know from experience because me and a bro go rucking innawoods for fun occasionally, haha.
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If everyone was dead, I'd easily find this stuff everywhere, I live in a place filled with drug traffickers, so salvaging their weapons would be most likely, there are also basic pharmacies all around and convenience stores, basic sports bags and sidebags are almost everywhere, I have a machete and basic everyday knives in my home, and a bandana... well, who wouldn't wear one
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>>568560389
love raving, kek'd so hard
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>>568579784
I didn't catch that he's french, my bad. I don't know what to tell you, if you live in a police state with no freedumbs you're pretty much fucked.
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>>568579894
yea you won't roll for long without water nigger
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>>568578617
gotta second that
and even if you are 'sharp' or whatever and manage to survive, it'd be fun to have your shelter protection blow up some rabbits or curious animal
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gonna loot abandoned houses for every other essential.
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>>568570067
filename/10
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>>568580007
>no water
>survive
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>>568579134
you can wipe with leaves,
you can wipe with a piece of cloth you found
you can wipe with newspapers/books scavenged
you can wipe with your fucking hand and clean it right after
you can wipe yourself with a handful of grass

just don't wipe yourself with poison ivy and you should be fine
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>>568580362
Yeah, I know I'd be dumb enough not to pick up water, I never usually drink water, so I'd obviously forget
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>>568579519
Yeah I never really used a crossbow, but I definitely know that it can be not as practical as usually thought.
The "homemade shots" stuff was about badly crafted emergency ammo though. :P
Funnily enough, the first thing I choose was a hunting shotgun, before switching.

I'm not experienced at all in survival stuff anyway, so my setup was mostly a wild guess.
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>>568580495
That's true, but it would take awhile I would be willing to wipe my ass with a book. I like reading too much. :D
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going for light and fast
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>>568580643
don't worry, we are just a bunch of nerd arguing on internet about a loadout generator game...
Pretty little to do with actual survival!

you had most of the basics right from the start so you should not be worrying too much.
Also France is vast and has a lot of game and agricultural ressources everywhere, you're safe there!
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>yfw the world is in ruins and im the only one with sweet delicious pickled vegetables
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>>568579894
Nice gun, too bad you don't have any ammo for it
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>>568580928
Good to know, thanks :D
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>>568580686
wipe with one you already finished

or a very shitty one
>pic related
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I don't own all of it, but if I did I think I'd be pretty well off.
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>>568581138
bah de rien!
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any good? first time trying this, but was thinking survivalist stuff back in 2012
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Go ahead and guess what's in all these bags.


Here's a hint:


It's bags.
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>>568581032
>>568577405
>>568576769

We could get together and run this shit.
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>>568581542
>>568581570
You're invited too.
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>>568581138
It's fun to act serious about non-serious things.
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>>568581728
>act serious

Nigga you got a nightstick
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>>568581716

Aw yissss
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>>568581425
list = flashlight (won't last long tho)
swiss army knife, rope, toothbrush (toothpaste not very long lasting), iodine, firestarting metal thingie, compass, map, thread and needles to sew clothes (or animal skin), shovel, antibiotics, bandage box, doctor's bag, tent, blanket, sleeping bag, fishing kit, pan, pot (you gotta cook the fish you catch and boil the water!), water jerrycan, box of ammo, akm/ak47, machete (to cut wood/leaves clear path), wasteland knife, binoculars, and snowsuit and hood

like i said, toothpaste, night vision goggles (require batteries) flashlight and iodine won't last long (but i can boil water). tinder for starting fire neither, but it lasts longer than matches.

anyway that was the thinking behind it
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>>568581907
dont forget the silencer on the already silenced .22
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kill others for stuff i might need
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>>568581907
Do you think the rock-on-a-stick would've been better?
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>>568558751
fucking newfag
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>>568576958
> US military vet
> Glock
> Rifle no-one here uses
> Prison shank tier knife
> Shotgun no-one here uses
> Camouflage no-one here uses
> More ammunition than food or water
> No fire starting supplies
> More than a standard combat load of weaponry
> A fucking claymore while likely lacking EOD experience
Brah
brah
bruh
bru

brrrr
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>>568582347
Okay, I genuinely see your logic, but I feel like there's another solution somehow...

>>568582317
Don't think it's silenced, just long-barreled.
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Man, I wish I was half as cool as you guys. All I have is, like, a medical kit and some beans.
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>>568582750
Motherfucking--- I can't believe I haven't seen more smartphones. Goddamn GPS for the win.
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>>568582727
All the other weapons were either blades or too heavy for me to use effectively in combat.
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this is the best i could think of
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>>568582727
Also, the .22 does have a suppressor on it.
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>>568558751
Fallout looking bullshit
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>>568583006
Alright, I'm sold on the billie club.
And I meant it didn't have one until you put one on it, opposite of >>568582317

>>568582406
I like this one.

>>568583042
Mental image of you realizing you didn't pack earth-colored clothing when you have to hide to use that rifle.
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>>568583545
Only in Fallout could you carry a fucking LMG in a small-ass bag.
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>>568582946
Yeah, GPS is good. I also have a charger for it in my truck? I think I'll just hole myself up in the 7-11 five minutes away and eat all the big bites.
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>>568583648
The propane tank is for asploding jaws, right?
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I'll get food from houses
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This is all things I own. I grew up camping a lot and having been recreational shooting in the Nevadan desert since I was 4. 99% of the supplies I actually already have stashed away in a bug-out bag.
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>>568582550
Rifle and Glock are mine. I'm more than likely traveling in a group, thus I don't need to be the one carrying Survival supplies. Claymores can come in handy when you least expect them to, so why not...Brah.
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>>568583648
>5 guns
>no ammo
>no food
>no water
>no fire
>grenade
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>>568583648
wait i meant this guy
>>568583545
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>>568583559
well, i wasn't really planning on going into city's much, too many people could be in them. I prefer the survivalist approach. Living in Alaska has its benefits. People have been living on there on their own for a very long time.
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We headed north niggas

>15 kg
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The plan is to find a camp of redneck barbarians and blow them
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>>568558751
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>>568584041
Well if he finds any spare ammo, he might be able to use it in one of his guns.

Since he doesn't have any extra ammo, I suppose he can also ditch guns as he uses them up?
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>>568558751
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Wears white to attract anons with big guns and no ammo.
Am left-handed.
Snipe errday
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Heavy Wanderer Setup
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>>568584295
Until you die of dehydration
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>be me
>titless, short haired lesbian femenist
>Finally being able to roam the world as I was intended to
>but wait
>whats that smell?
>oppression.jpeg
Femenist checklist:
Rape Whistle
Make up
Portable kitchen
Oppression Zapper
Giant Green Vibrator
Batteries
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>>568584097
Fair 'nuff.
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>>568583743
maybe after i boil me billy
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Might as well post this one too.
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>>568584489
I drink my urine and the blood of my enemies.
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>>568584521
>mfw i forgot pic
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how long will those potato chips last me?
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Well that was fun
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>>568584706
Not as long as the 200lbs of fat you will be dragging around.
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>>568584706
5-6 days if you ration yourself

won't be able to poo for a while though
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>>568572387
>three doctor bags
>4 knives
>gun attachments in your pockets
>no pouches
>no ammo
>bluetooth headset
>phone
>no solar charger or batteries
>nightvision goggles
>gasoline
>nothing to start a fire with
>no sleeping bag or tent
>a bomb
>flare gun
>candy bar and small can of food
It's like you want to get yourself killed
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need bullets
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shit i have
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>>568573979
I cant tell if that gun would be extremely loud or extremely quiet, or which sights to look down. Or what kind of ammunition to use
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>>568558751
They call me the Drunken Jihaad
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>>568558751

I will definitely not be bringing a bulletproof vest or a new gun that's going jam and fall apart on you in a week.
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tacticool
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...
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Here we go:

>35 kg
>inb4 no food
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>>568586089
lul
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2nd setup, only-what-I've-got-right-now edition.
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i just need this.. i'll be okay
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>>568584197
Upgrade to the Mossberg 500
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neither rain nor snow, apocalypse or not, the mail must go out.
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>>568583810
If I had to leave here in the next 15 minutes, without access to my bug-out bag, this is most likely the best I could do.
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Traveling light. No need for heavy chain guns.
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>>568580007
You're clearly rambo.
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>>568587701
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The real beauty of this one is all in the weapons. If they make it past The Overkiller pistol party, then I'll break out The Cleaver and sight in on their demise. Worst case, I lob a couple of gas grenades, and my skull ski mask will filter my oxygen intake to keep me immune.

How can I afford all of this? Simple. A cheap diet consisting exclusively of potatoes, and a side job as a traveling backpack salesman.
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>>568560389

>mfw a thousand glowsticks, a whistle and no shirt
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>>568588730
who pissed you off this badly
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I have access to all of these items but then again I'm in the military so I'll probably be dead first.
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>>568589079
Everyone has access to that shit though, unless you mean "instead of money"
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>>568558751
follow me if you want to live
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>>568589079
I mean instead of money these items are just lying around my room. Everything but the weapons and ammo that is... making it to the armory would probably be impossible.
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>>568565597
>suit and tie
>potatoes
>topkek
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>>568589294
What the fuck happened to your legs?
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>>568566606
>all of the cigarettes in the world
>no lighter

well played.
I'm assuming you're going to eat all those?
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i'll be fine
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I live on an army base, so food isn't scarce
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>>568566843
>no lighter

you'd die within the hour.
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realistic version
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>>568590218
nofood/10
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