It's Caturday, but where is the threat celebrating this beautiful and glorious day?
Cats are love, cats are life
OP from the early morning Caturday thread catributin'
and every year since then
just like shit posting
Found this cute mother fucker on my way home. 69 or 44 names this little faggot
I hope your dick gets infested by ants. I hope your sister chokes on a dirty elephant dick. I hope your mom gets raped by a pack of wild niggers. I hope your dad loses his son.
Best Caturday thread in awhile. Only like one 3edgy4m3 post. Good job anons.
try that around Melvin and you'll have a finger missing.
My cat looks like a giant rat when he gets wet.
Love the little bastard
>Cats are love, cats are life
>tarnishing a beloved tradition with epic memes
But anon, cat memes are practically as old as Caturday itself
How is a Caturday thread all the way down on page fucking 5 ?
Perpetual summer up in this motherfucker.
I don't think age really matters tbh
the ones in the images don't look older than 4, and my 16 year old cat plays with my ipad
my 8 year old cat is a pissy motherfucker and i try to play with him all the time, 3 minutes in he throws a shit fit and walks out, bring him to sleep on end of my bed and he doesnt stay more than 3 minutes..
Shit man, sorry to hear.
Wish I knew what happened, he just disappeared one day.
I'd be suprised if anything got him, 'cause I saw him completely fuck up a trained Doberman guard dog one day, took the dog's eye out.
The legendary Masta Ace, RIP.
yeah that doesn't work so well on cats
sometimes I think they do the exact opposite of what you actually want
>"here's this cat toy for you" = this is the most boring shit ever wait is that a mother fucking twist tie?! AWW YISSS
>"here's a cat bed for you" = I'm never touching tha-OH SHIT NIGGER A CARDBOARD BOX
the best two posts in this thread.
got a stray that's been hanging around. I'm alternately nice and mean to it. I gain its trust. Feed it. Make it depend on me. Then every now and again I boot it to the moon, but it gets hungry and comes back. Right now it's wary of me, but after a few days of no food it'll learn to love me again. Did I mention I tease it with food? I'll pour it a bowl, let it take a bite or two, and then throw it away. Just enough to keep it coming back. In a few days, if I catch it outside at night, I am going to choke it, throttle it, and throw it across my neighbors house, hopefully killing it. I've always wanted to crucify a cat. Like make a cross with wires to hold it in place and then BAM! nails in the paws, nails in the legs, and a crown of barbed wire to top it off. /b/, you inspire me.
These cats ain't loyal
a very shitty music video, it's the stinger at the end
Why don't you kill a man, I tend to found them way more disloyal, ungrateful, trying to exploit you unless they consider you useless.
Yeah, it's illegal to kill a man/woman, but killing an animal too, at least for domestic animal.
If I caught doing that, you'd be the one crucified.
I'm guessing you're new here.
I've never killed a cat, but they're easier to objectify than humans.
nigga, you ain't gonna do shit. I'm not new, I just don't like cats. I never got why men in their early 20's would pick a cat over a dog.
oh come on now, you spend your days shitposting in Caturday threads and pretend that you beat cats
you sure as fuck are not getting the attention you so desperately crave in your life, my bet is you live alone or live with people who truly don't care about you and you know it deep down inside
Must suck to be so unloved that beating stray animals gives you some sense of fullfillment.
You're not even a good troll, even by 4chan standards.
Enjoy your made up world from mom's basement, I'm sure you think you're good.
I don't crave attention, nor do I spend my days in caturday threads. I just popped in to say, "Howdy, niggers!"
beating cats doesn't fulfill me. I am not trolling. I do not live in my mom's basement.
>don't crave attention
>just popped in to say, "Howdy, niggers!"
>first post is a livejournal in a thread guaranteed to get replies
I don't know man, maybe you're so deep into the lie you've even fooled yourself
what's a livejournal?
also, to prove my point, I won't post in the new caturday thread.
oh who am I kidding, I love pissing you cat loving faggots off.
Just because you've inconvenienced me, I am going to kill that stray cat. I hope you can look yourselves in the mirror, /b/, because the blood is on your hands.
>implying you are more than a basement dwelling kneckbeard.
>implying hurting innocent creatures secures your seat on /b/
>implying I am not telneting you as we speak.
/b/ can be a dangerous place for people like you.
>what's a livejournal
>"oh noes I've had to pretend like I don't like all this attention that's being fed to me!"
come on nigger, are you that much like the made-up stray cat you described? Just keep coming back for more, I don't mind the free bumps
I never understood why people say this. what on earth is 4chan retaining that gives you any metadata on him that would result in you being able to target his machine?
I could understand EXIF data accidentally left in an image, but I don't think this idiot posted any
finally, some like minded individuals
I'm 27. Sorry I don't know what livejournal is.
from a purely aesthetic point of view, it is a pretty cute cat. yet still even now I wish I was breaking its legs.
27? holy shit let me guess, you didn't make it through or never went to college and you have a dead-end job
I'd wanna say you still live with your parent(s) but I'm enjoying the idea of them being dead, so maybe abusive cousins? that touched you inappropriately as a kid
TROLOLOL I WISH I COULD BE THIS EGDY!!!! LE 9GAG ARMY FTW!!! XDDDDD
>finally, some like minded individuals
Faggot, your edge is showing. And if you're 27, then how the hell do you not know about LiveJournal? You're definitely newfag.
Let me guess, you found out about this website after "The Fappening" happened?
if the retard was saging I'd agree, but he's been giving free bumps to the thread for a while now (jesus we're still on the first page), which gives people who were late to the party a chance to peruse through the images, so I think taking advantage of him isn't so bad
I went to school for journeyman welding. I get jobs all over America in upwards of $25/hr.
I have my own apartment, and my cousins are pretty cool.
I just don't browse the internet that much. I'm not trying to be "that guy" but I've been on 4chan for a while, maybe even longer than you, but it doesn't matter.
I am yours to use