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Measles, anyone?

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Measles, anyone?
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I wish
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>>568483503
show your measled tits or gtfo
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>>568483968
That's all you get.
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i had it, couldn't open my eyes, lights were too bright
parents didn't believe me that i wasn't feeling well until i couldn't stand up on my own
it all turned out okay for me, balls were intact
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>>568484360
I'm lost for words.
You win /b/ for today
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>>568484457
I'm on day 2. Luckily I haven't gotten anything in my eyes. Just a fever. Congrats on ur balls.
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skirt pic or gtfo
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>>568484686
What's the worst that can happen if a women gets the measles?
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>>568484664
Thanks! Have some virally infectious ass.
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>>568484874
I'd still tap that
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>>568484826
What makes you think a grown woman actually gets measles in this day and age?
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>>568484801
You're going to need to lend me a skirt broseph

>>568484826
She needs to stay in quarantine? I don't know, actually! This is my current disposition: having to stay at home. I also can't shave muh vag because I don't want to agitate the skin. It's mostly inconvenient.
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>>568483503
>>568484360
>>568484874
>>568485085
Are you blind?
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>>568483503
hah this is great.
never got it as a child?
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>>568484874
Sweetes contagious ass I've ever seen.
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>>568485085
Uh have you even read the news?!??! Measles outbreak.

Also FYI I am vaccinated. Doctor told me that sometimes people are immune/unaffected by the vaccination.

>>568484996
;)
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MORE!
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>>568485528
What have you been doing to kill time. . apart from going on /b/
Clearly you cant flick your bean with the agitation and all that
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so fuckin hot! post more. lets see that pussy with measles on it
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>>568485237
Nope! I just got chicken pox; that's the only rash I've ever had.
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>>568485528
this is actually a nice thread, you have a great looking body btw
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>>568485894
Well, luckily I shlicked the day before the outbreak (Friday) so I should be good for a little while. My skin actually feels fine, despite how it might look.

>>568485935
Sorry for stubble, I can't shave. :(
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id still fuck the shit out of you with the measles show us more!!!
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>>568485528
i was vaccinated too, before i got the measles

the only way to know if the vaccine worked is to get antibody titres. the only people who really do that are those who are avoiding vaccinations but need to prove immunity.

and those who get measles despite the vaccine have immune dysfunction. it'll bite us in the ass down the road unless its fixed.
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>>568485998
Why thank you! My love for running and swimming and biking probably helps. It's real combative against my love for pizza and shit foods.


New angle for those who are into this
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You all know there is vaccination against measles?!
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>>568486185
Is it itchy as fuck?

Nice pussy btw
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>>568483503

Love a girl with cute underwear and no fear of infectious disease. Thanks for sharing!
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>>568486415
can we get a POV of the body while your at this
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wow you have an amazing body must say! any chance we can get anything more? like a video?
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>>568486387
That's very true. It makes me wonder about those who don't get the shot, though, and how they're exposing people like you and me to it unnecessarily.

What did you do in your time off?

Aside from this thread (lol) I've been reading and doing homework (college tho).
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Wow so nice !
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>>568486943
My country is 100% immune, we are Aryan only.
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do you have snapchat or something like that?
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Won't show tits but spreads measled pussy open for the internets...
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>>568486943
your fingernails are really cute
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>>568486534
I got vaccinated but sometimes it doesn't matter.

>>568486559
Thanks yo. And surprisingly, I feel fine.

>>568486718
Sure. Here you go!

>>568486867
Video would be too complicated, I hope that's OK. Sorry!
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saggy tits :X
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Can you post an under pic of your pussy / ass ?
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It really says a lot about your body when you can make covered in measles look hot. You've opened up a whole new world to me!
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>>568488294
blasphemy, she's gorgeous
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>saggy tit cunt covered in herpes
>/b/ loses its shit
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Give me a cameltoe and you can consider me a few grams lighter
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>>568487375
Awe, thank you! I just started to grow them out so I could be a better back scratcher lol.

>>568487159
I do, but it's for personal use, plus it has my name! Not for pronz.

>>568487307
Hey, I posted tits. It's only because anon didn't ask nicely.
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>>568488565
this, what's your age OP
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>>568483503
I had that when I was 13. Never so sick in my life...
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>>568483503
Op, today's my birthday and I'm foreveralone. Can you please write "happy birthday Raul"? Love you in advance. I hope you get better :)
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>>568488852
Op, today's my birthday and I'm foreveralone. Can you please write happy birthday Raul"? Love you in advance. Hope you grt better ;)
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>>568488852
so how do you spend your measled days?
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>>568488294
Why not post ur cock and height broseph we'll see who actually lost the gene lottery.

>>568488296
Like this?

>>568488465
The beauty of /b/
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Ye but it's too close
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love it. can i get a fingers in pussy shot please? your beautiful
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>>568487740
Just developed a new fetish. Concequences wil never be the same....
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>>568488821
These panties don't camel toe well
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cant you get a little wet for us? would love it
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Can get a frontal naked pic pls ?
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if you were into peeing i would marry you
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>>568490057
oh yeah this would be great!, what's your age btw?
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You have made this Navy Sailor very happy! Hope you feel better.
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>>568490182
>assuming your not
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I want to commit suicide.
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>>568488918
I'm 21. My boobs are 32 DD gravity has nothing to do with age.

>>568489375
Sorry it's written upside down lll
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I am so incredibly turned on by all this and I don't know why. How about a little more about yourself? a/s/l, what are your hobbies, have you ever posted nudes of yourself before, will you have measles sex with me?
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>>568486985
Iranian?
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>>568490260
Hooray!

>>568490182
I pee, but not for sexual pleasure.

>>568489689
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>>568491259
>>568491423
So nice !
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>>568491259
Well if your up for it a pic of you peeing would make my weekend.
Only if you're up for it ;)
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have you ever squrited? whats your wildest sexstory?
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>>568486415
As long as i have a face you'll always have a place to sit. Mmm that ass.
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Ok it's official fapping time for the Sailor ;)
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A dildo or something would be nice aswell
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>>568490843
Never posted nudes. I'm 21/F/Canadian. Im French/Polish. I'm a huge nerd (in the school sense) because I'm very dedicated to learning and studying. I like reading The Walking Dead comics. I make little crafts here and there. I'm really good at making art in MS Paint. My favourite season is fall. I really like Iron Man and have read all the comics. Dinosaurs are cool. I also love little plastic toys. Pic related. It's my iron man!
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>>568491915
i think we all know where iron man is going
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>>568491915
Your first nudes are very nice ;)
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>>568492127
Bum hole
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>>568491645
Definitely have squirted. I literally a terrible gag reflex, and my ex was 8 inches so am I pounding away on his cock with my lips, the pressure kinda transcends throughout my body and I squirt. It's like I buckle or something. Plus, I really like giving oral. Hearing your man say "oh wow" or "or yes" or way too super hot. I had a fling with a guy after the break up (bad decision, I know) and had the same squirting experience, even though he wasn't 8 inches (not like it mattered to me).

Strangest sexual experience? It was my idea, but:

My ex had a cum fetish. We bought condensed milk (which looks like cum) and poured it all over my body. I filled my mouth with the milk and had him shove his cock inside it, pushing out all the milk from my lips and letting it drop down my face. It looked like he was jizzed so much cum and was face fucking me through it.
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>>568491915
Can you snap a shot of some spread ass cheeks?
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fuck, I couldn't hold it in anymore after those last pics. i came so hard, your pussy looks so nice and tight there. Kinda funny (but great!) that your first nudes online are with you covered in measles.
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>>568492667
Lol well "oh wow" you body is just.... as i said oh wow
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>>568491789
Don't have one! :(


>>568492127
LOL
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Death is coming for me.
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>>568493117
Iron man is going elbow deep in that pussy!
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Im a doctor. You have the Herpaclapacyde.
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I know where you can put my iron man
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>>568493117
it looks so wet :o or is it just me lol, can you spread you pussy lips? maybe the see the a-hole also? ;)
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>>568493117
That works ! how far in can you get Tony stark ?
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>>568490746
Thanks, babe.
This was meant for my exgf but she broke up with me last 3 days ago

Now it's yours <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17WchO8ZDUz
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>>568493117
Lol he must explore it
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>>568492731
Hard to do this one handed!

>>568492759
Damn yo, I'm flattered. And haha yeah, I know /b/ likes weird so I thought why the fuck not
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>>568493431
Nice.
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Erection incomming, spiderman say me he wanted explore pussy
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>>568484360
>That's all you get
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>>568487740
>/b/
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Tryna spread for bum.
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>>568494207
Iron man in pooper
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>>568483503

Would you do a shot like this but write BB with a heart on it please? It'd really brighten up my day.
>>568486943
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>>568494207

Show panty drawer.
Put on favorite pair and show butt.
No thongs.
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>>568494207
So nice !
Try in pussy :/
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Warmachine incoming
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>>568486943
>stretchmarks
>not fat
ex-landwhale detected. Proud of you, OP
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>>568494207
nipple close up please? Like whole picture is your nipple and areola!
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can we get a closeup of your clit please
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>>568494623
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>>568494592
Put it all in there! im so hard atm.. its getting close!
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>>568487740
awwww saggy tits with strech marks.
sorry op,you lost
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If you could write 'Brandon' with a heart or something gay by your pussy I'd be forever grateful.
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>>568494207
Thanks for giving me another fetish that I will never fulfill
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Wut color are your eyes?
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OP here (obviously). This has been fun haha, but I really need to go do some homework.
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>>568495470
No you get back here and post some more nudes
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>>568495470
Please tell me you're not married
Or tell me that you're married and intend to get 8 daughters
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>>568494985
Whatever fucker. OP is gold.
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>>568495470
you should try to come by later and
>>568495247
Thanks anyways OP. It's been real.
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>>568495470
thank you baby
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>>568495470
OP, wait, I want to give you a better version (dog was barking)
kust give me 1 min
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>>568490746
Bullshit, those are not 32DD. I'm out of this shit thread
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>>568495470
Homework??
You have measles you should be relaxing and takinf pictures of yourself for /b/
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>>568495713
See ya faggot

>>568495672
>>568495661

And thank you! Bye all.
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>>568495470

They never show me their panty drawer...
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>>568496046
Done

For you:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qZgWYtWW6Y
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>>568496046
R.I.P Golden Thread
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>>568496046
U r awesom
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>>568496046

bra size =/= boob size though.
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get well soon babe xx

hope you can play with us another time. thanks for the show!

ignore the h8rs.
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http://4archive.org/b/thread/568483503
archived this shit
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>>568496631
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thes is so fuckeng hot i am so hard rn thinkinf obout all these measle boobs thanks for the wanknig material ladies thanks :) add me on skype i also have some measle skype: kony2012
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