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I'm about to suck my first cock via CL. Can someone give me some tips?
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>>568468747
make sure you set some money aside for aids treatment
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>>568468908
Ty Heaven
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>>568468747
>try not to get murdered
>try not to get aids
>be your regular faggot self
>remember to cup the balls
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>>568469235
Cup the balls... GOT IT!
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>>568468747
Use your teeth, right on the frenulum. Trust me
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>>568468747
CL?
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>>568468747
I sucked my first dick a few hours ago
I can tell you that it is literally the best thing on earth.
When you get down own your knees your hands reaching up his legs grabbing his warm soft cock
I started to lose control at that point, all I could think of was wrapping my lips around his cock and worship it
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record it so I can fap to it
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>>568468747
Drink your own cum, first.
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Keep your teeth to yourself and don't be afraid to get your hand in on it. Also moaning and general enthusiasm are a big plus.

And swallow, ffs. It's not that big a deal.
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>>568470184
Holy shit how?
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Thanks guys.
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i didn't like it too much my first time and i was turned off for a while

then i got really drunk and i pretty much focused on how i would want a blowjob on myself to go.

my favourite part is when i know I've got them on the edge of orgasm and i slow down and speed up as precum streams into my mouth.
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Op is a fag.
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>>568470139
I realy want to do this, i also got someone who wants me to suck them.
Thing is i'm realy nervous bcus its the 1st gay thing ever.
Also its weird but guys dont atract me, cock does however.
Im fucked up lol
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>>568470356
That sounds hot as fuck
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>>568468747
Why don't you just pick somebody up from a bar? Then you can chose whoever you want and you don't have to be afraid of getting murdered.
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>>568470275
Lie on your back, feet and legs above your head. Stroke away, open wide, and take in that man-milk. Swallow it. Its taste will be determined by your recent diet.
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Dont just put your lips around it and bob actually create suction with your mouth + lick along the bottom and tip. Both of those and also the deeper the better there is little better than a bitch squirming around the base of your dick.
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>>568470593
I am like you, he tried to ..how do I say it, caress my face/dick going in for the kiss
but I told him I only wanted his cock

I can't forget that feeling on sucking his cock
His foreskin moving in my mouth, I was dping him because It felt soo good,

I didn't want him to cum because it was so amazing to suck on his cock
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>>568470716
OP are you a girl or a fag ?
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my first time was 9inches uncut bbc, but he didnt cum into my mouth idk why.
it was hot for me but never got to do it again, gl op
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Suck the balls and kick the sensitive spot under them. Twirl your tongue around his head and learn to deep throat without puking.
My favorite thing is to be on my knees totally naked while I'm sucking I pull and twist my nipples keeps me rock hard and moaning the whole time. Also get it in your mouth while it's soft. Keep sucking and licking till it's rock hard. God I love sucking dick.
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>>568470871
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Just watch this video
hardsextube com/video/197623/Nina-Hartley-teaches-guys-how-to-get-sucked-properly
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le 4 chin is getting gayer and gayer by the season
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>>568470642
yeah i got the chubs writing it.

it's that empathy aspect, if you know how good it feels to be on edge then you know how good you're making that person feel, it's like affirmation... or something.

are you in your early 20s? I can pick up anyone because of my age and my incredible case of gay face and strangely evolved cock sucking lips, to reiterate my point earlier, when you've got him on edge he will moan more intensely, like it's involuntary and you can adapt the ferocity of your sucking to how loud he goes, the louder the less you suck, it drives them crazy, the confirmation is when the first glob of sweet pre ejaculate invades your mouth, that's when you know you're doing it right.

then just try to see how long you can keep him on edge, it's a cooperative effort but he will understand what you're doing, don't let him do any of the work or he'll be impulsed to cum, just keep him on edge.

he will fall in love with you tho and that's kinda annoying
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>>568470852
Like if i wanted to i could set this up for next week.
Thing is i dont want to regret it after.
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>>568468747
Relax, have fun, try to keep your teeth out of the way. He's probably as nervous as you so just enjoy yourself and savor that sweet cum, and don't forget to see if he'll let you rim him.
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Try not to inhale the farts, and there will be many
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>>568470882
fag
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>>568471273
The only thing I regret is that he was kinda weird creepish
Like I was also scared of std's so I didn't swallow even tho I wanted it mroe than anything else
but just do it m8, what do you have to lose?
Just don't rush it like me, find someone you actually like/trust
For me it was just glorious, I've always wanted to worship cocks, I watched so manysissy hypnos and could'nt believe at first that you can love cock so much, but now I know I was wrong
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>>568471604
Abandon thread
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>>568471625
Idk man its weird, when i'm out partying or w/e i always check out girls and dont even look at guys. But sometimes i just get this urge and a amazing hard on to suck. Kek

(Im 18 btw)
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darkgracie com/the-rules-for-cock-sucking/

I've got a story I could share if anyone is interested?
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>>568471604
DISGUSTING

You better apologize for being such a horrible creature.
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>>568471604
i always feel like a girly girl when i'm sucking. I like gender role play.
>>568471625
>hypnos
whyboner.flv
I can appreciate being human so much when I'm watching some ridiculous hypno video i'll never remember because i'll be stoned out of my mind. There's one that's like "Imagine a cock, blah blah blah then she's like YOU'RE A FAGGOT, SAY YOU'RE A FAGGOT, SAY I'M A FAGGOT", it was so fucking hot, not specifically the bigotry but for some reason being told to suck cock from an gil is increadbly hot...

do you know the video i'm talkig about?

pls link plis
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>>568471231
>>568470952
Thank you guys so much
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>>568472062
please do
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>>568468747
go get a std screening
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>>568471961
I am 19 and like I said, I was so turned off when he wanted to kiss me
I just like cocks not the dudes lol
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>>568471013
i need that sauce
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>>568472386
>be 13
>be halloween
>friends dare me to dress up as cheerleader
>do it, go around trick or treating
>neighborhood gave out chips, I didn't really like candy so this was a blessing.
>friend jokingly offers to trade his chips for a bj
>agree
>go into woods with friends (4 of them)
>start blowing first friend
>after he blows his load others offer too
>proceed to blow them, except last guy
>tries to put it in my ass
>slides right in, fucks me
>came the hardest in my life
>never speak of it again
>MFW I whored myself out for chips
>MFW I got sooooo many chips

>>568472364
Remember, EYE CONTACT
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>>568471604
Go for it. I love giving head to a cute guy. You know how everyone always complains about how porns always show the guys' face? Look up at him when he's cumming and his dick is in your mouth. Soon the guys' face will be the favorite part of the porn for you.
I'm jelly for you. I suck all the time. I'd like to be able to go back an re-experience my first blowjob
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> ITT : The results of watching porn for years
> turning guys slowly into cock fetishists
> the vision of girls enjoying sucking dicks
> the vision of girls enjoying getting pounded
> straight guys turning into degenerate faggots
> next step is become a tranny
> fuck you porn
> fuck you moot
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>>568472364
lel
thanks for the gifs.fag.
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Damn I've always wanted to suck one, but I live in a small town and the CL sucks
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>>568468747
Not really, I think you already know enough since you know you are OP.
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Black benis are gross
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>>568469236
hot damn source?
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>>568468747
Black power.
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>>568471353
kek'd
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>>568472729
Looked for the vid, couldn't find it. But her name is Sarina Valentina
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>>568473153
You're welcome
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>>568472741
>>568472741
moar
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i really like this picture
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>>568473634
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>>568472062
sauce?
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>>568473634
I hate how I behave like a normal human being, dress like I have common sense, have actual goals in mind, a clean criminal record, good credit, good grades, and still can't find a woman. Meanwhile, shitbags like in the bottom two pictures have any and every-woman dick-jocking them.
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I hope that my next cock is a bbc
It was glorious with a white uncut cock I can't imagine what its gonna be like with a bbc

any1 here who was experience with bbc's ?
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>>568472597
Idk, do you have kik btw? Want to ask you some stuff
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>>568474650
Black cock stinks and has 80% chance of aids
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>>568474650
I do.

It was with mine unfortunately. But there's at least one piece of advice I can give : Do NOT suck a BBC. We don't wash it very often. It's a black thing ;-)
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GREENTEXT PLS
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>>568475027
> I did play with a BBC
> it was mine
> never washed it before
> ohboyishouldhavewatcheditbefore.jpg
> tfw white dumb fucks are going to eat my dick cheese for free
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>>568474623
Women are whores, i hate them all. I mean that i fucking hate women, all women.
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>>568474623
this is a thread about doodles though.


you gotta treat girls like they're individuals, you can't talk to them with a "everything you say must increase you chances of fucking this bitch" filter. They can tell.

once you do land a chick, you'll end up sucking dick, because bitches ain't shit but a hoe and a trick.

trill
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>>568474227
My friend used to spend the night pretty much every weekend, the whole weekend. It got to a point where we were so comfortable around one another we'd jerk off together, always under separate blankets, never looked at each other. It got to the point where we stopped using blankets and I'd occasionally sneak glances at him. One night he thought I was sleeping and was using my laptop to get off, I was secretly watching him jerk it. Couple of weeks pass and he taps me on the shoulder and says he has a boner, I tell him to go ahead. Idgaf. He is sitting beside me on my bed, my TV is in the corner of my room and he is sitting in front of it as I'm playing video games. He finds a video, starts jerking it and I would sneak glances at him until I told him to stop, and he said "Wtf why?" and I just told him to stop, so he did and then I pause my game and grab his dick and start jerking him off. He came all over my hand, this started something glorious.
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>>568474865
I don't but I can get it if you want to
Would like it to help you with your decision
just gimme a sec
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>>568475179
>>568474962
>>568474967
oh boy, cmon guys I just wan't some real experiences with bbc :)
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>>568475183
sauce on that pic?
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>>568475376
Ait man
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>>568475347
more, im almost done.
also sauce on those gifs
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>>568468747
next time >>>/adv/
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>>568475224
I do treat them like individuals, and they still wind up treating me like shit in return. It's part of why I've secluded myself to internet browsing and video gaming.
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>>568475530
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>>568473202
>>568474385
>>568474537
why is niggz always in groups?

I wouldnt have aproblem sucking and riding Jamal if he didnt have all his homiez wit him *shrugs*

Sigh....Back to the bbc dildos
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>>568474873
sauce
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>>568468747
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>>568475643
done, ilkat
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>>568470275
His kegel muscles are strong enough to bench 350.

(no homo)
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FUCKING FAGGOTS GET THE FUCK OFF /b/

just joshin u

kinda strange those ppl only spam the trap threads when this is legit faggotry

>those posts you try to make where you fail the captcha 12 times and can't post for 26 seconds
>this is one of those posts
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>>568475769

If you want a woman you have to assert confidence and treat them like shit. Treat them like a little sister tease them about stupid things and they will love you forever. Treat them like they are worthless and you are a God.
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>>568475675
Sauce is Poju.

So he goes home and next weekend he comes over, and we eventually start jerking it together and he slides his hand over and starts jerking me off, so I do the same to him. I came before he did and then I look at him and say sorry, then he says "Well now you gotta suck my cock." But he said it jokingly, like it'd never happen. So I say "Yes sir." and I get down on my knees in front of my bed and I start sucking him off while he watches porn. He is about 7 inches, uncut, super thick and shot a LOT of cum. Well, he didn't tell me he was gonna cum, and he came in my mouth and I swallowed. Fast forward about 2-3 months, I occasionally sucked his dick. We were over at his house and I had just showed up, he was about to get in the shower, I say okay, I'll wait. So he takes a shower, comes back in and rolls a joint and we smoke. He was just chilling naked in his room and then he went on /b/ then turns around with a hard cock.
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>>568474623
because that's porn.
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>>568472519
Alright cunts help me out. In that gif is that a circumcised cock? I am confused. Mine is like that but my gf said it was uncircumsied
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>>568476470
Tried that a few times, only wound up being hated.

>>568476770
It's IRL.
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>>568475769
my only advice left is try less.

or be born attractive lol, i lost my v card when i was 19, i'm a total autist and the only reason i got to plug this chick was because she had only known (drunk)me for like 2 hours before she's driving me back to her house from a club.

so yeah, idk, get intoxicated, it cures spaghetti syndrome.

weirdest thing was in the morning her dad came into her room woke me up and threw a dog on me and then he walked out. it was only a small dog but i'm still confused.
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>>568472896
lol so true
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>>568468747
It looks like shit's shitting from her mouth.
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>>568477162

What did you say? Give us examples of what you say to women and how the conversions go. Remember women are irrational beings and make 0 sense.
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>>568476710
He looks at me and tells me "Suck my dick right now." So I say "Yes sir." and I get down on my knees and start sucking his dick. (Mind you, he is sitting in his computer chair.) Then he stands up and I start back sucking on him and he tells me to stop, so I do, and then he says "Open your mouth, stick out your tongue." So I do and then he grabs me by my hair (I've got super curly shoulder length hair during this time) and shoves his dick down my throat, like, my tongue was on his balls and I started licking them and as soon as I did he took that as a sign to fuck my face, so there I am, kneeling in one of my best friend's house, getting face fucked by him, and I'm LOVING IT. He was calling me a slut, telling me how nasty I am for sucking his dick, how I'm a whore for letting him fuck my face. Then after he is about to cum, he pulls out of my mouth and starts jerking off and then I move his hand and I stroke him really fast, and I put my tongue in his foreskin and I was circling his head then he explodes on my face and in my mouth. Needless to say, best dick suck ever.
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>>568477504
Well, this one Asian chick I've been friends with since Feb says a lot of strange/funny things some times. Like when she said she wanted some shoes with wings on them, I said, "oh, you wanna fly away on us?" Another, we were discussing a gift to give a professor we had during the Summer, so I said we could get him something related to Super SENTAI. He also likes Tennis, so she suggested we get him a racket with "Super SENATOR" on it. I teased her about that, too.

Normally we just talk about school for the most part. Not much about relationships, but she did say something was, "something we can tell our grandchildren about." Not sure what that means.
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>>568468747
HOMOSEXUALITY IS DEGENERACY
BAN ALL FAGGOTS
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>>568477871

Fly away on us statement is very lame. The Super Sentai statement is also lame. Tennis racket is lame. You have no game son.
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Still wanting to hear from someone that has experience with bbc's
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>>568477871
>"oh, you wanna fly away on us?
laughing cheetahs.jpg

dude stop beating around the bush, talking to girls online you can pretty much say i'm horny and they'll respond
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>>568478246
Well shit, Tex, what I'm 'posed to do?
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>>568478410
This was irl.
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>>568478184
Are you too busy in an incest thread?
MODS
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>>568478371
anyone? :(
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>>568470187
Swallowing less to aids
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>>568478542
identify if they're attracted to you

dude seeing as you're in this thread you may as well suck sum dick to get an intro into sex, i haven't fucked a girl since.... errr since dedication 4 was released, yeah, that long - once you had it you feel like you lost your V title and you can concentrate on doing sexy things that genuinely excite you. you're in a cock sucking thread so idk wat that says, no shame bro, embrace it.

go to clubs every week, fri sat and college nights, you will ID a chick that is obviously attracted to you and she will want the D, Just don't go out with the intent to get laid, have fun, bitches love fun guys.
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>>568470852
Do you know what dp means?
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fuck. I decided to look on my craigslist and there is this really nice looking 10in bbc.

He sounds rough as fuck and like he'd be amazing

Should I do this for my very first cock?
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>>568468747
Yeah i found a guy that wants me to be his "sissy bitch" through CL. nervous mostly about aids and shit since its my first time with a guy. who knows how many guys this dude has fucked/sucked.
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>>568479686
I'm no virgin: have had sex with over 2 dozen Korean prostitutes, and even a few men. It's just that, I want someone to have a special, meaningful relationship with, not just someone I pumped then dumped. I'm a college senior, and don't party/drink/do drugs/smoke. Not my thing.

>what's Dedication 4?
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>>568477806
thats super hot
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>>568480570
dedication 4 is a mixtape by lil wayne released back in 2012
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>>568480359
not worth risking. you can't contract HIV just by swallowing or even sucking, but if you've got a cut/soar on your lip your chances go up.

you can ask for papers, make sure they're cleared hiv neg very recently
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>>568480570
Bruh I think your problem is you sound, from what little I know of you, autistic as fuck.

There you go, case solved.
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>>568477806
Hot
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>>568468747
the cool thread that was about the FBI 404'd but you faggots are still replying to this thread

>gofuckyourselfqueers
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>>568478934
Sucked a black 8" cock once. Loved it
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>>568480798
nigga id fuk u 2 sum drake
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>>568480798
Oh. I hate rap. Plus I was out of the country back then.

>>568480848
Noted.
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sissy thread
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nice id
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>>568481051
Just hold on, I'm cumming home? And i'm down.

>>568480862
Thank you, it was pretty great.

>>568481070
That's a bit silly to say you hate Rap, it's a very broad Genre even if you think it isn't.
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>>568481473
now i wanna photo
u alredy kno do
u only liv 1nce thats the moto niga yolo

i'm certain you're not australian
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>>568481656
American, together we're Ameristralian

>inb4 Small dick
>inb4 fat
>NIGGA I KNOW
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>>568481473
Alright then, I'll try to do this flashy.

Gentlemen. It has been said that I dislike rap. Gentlemen: I dislike rap. NO. Gentlemen...I HATE rap.

I hate club scenes. I hate bling. I hate sagging pants. I hate gold "grills," "swag," I hate block parties, and dreds. 20" rims across cities, in streets, in suburbs, in places of business, in car washes, through country roads, on television, on the radio. I hate every aspect of rap that can occur upon this earth.

>cont?
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>>568468747
tfw
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>>568480817
asking him now. his response will make or break it but the situation sounds so good! Friends with benefits, help buying sissy stuff, a house that he has to himself every other week (possible father which is hot as fuck) , white, cute, nice cock :( the list goes on.
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>>568481849
awww shiet

i'm in vegas early 2015. long shot either way.

u r kinda fat tho, saying that out of respec, i'm a doctor, ok im not a doctor i'm a neuro major but that's close enuf, get helfy.

in my head u will be a 60kg 7.5 qt lyk me
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Be sure to post about it on facebook, faggot.
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Blow your nose into his ballsack for ultimate pleasure.
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>>568481996
I hate walking down the street, and seeing some asshole with his pants down by his ankles. My shutters with shame whenever I see a whore in leggings, texting incessantly on her smartphone while her cellulite-filled ass drags behind her, and there is nothing like watching an "urban soldier" slip, fall, and bust his ass while trying to run with his pants down. And the feeling that comes when I hear some whore's bastard children scream, shout, and cry to no end, only to realize that I am not in any way, shape, nor form held responsible for those sprogs is such an exquisite feeling.

But of course, they are the same whores who can't get enough of Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, Drake, or Nicki Minaj. The Hottentot Venus would be proud.
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>>568481996
Except not all rap is about that, you close minded autist.
>MFW your dumbass

>>568482141
Yeah man, tryna get healthy. And I'm in southern US. So unless you're about to fuck off to the south I doubt we can meet up.
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>>568481473
So long story short, I hate rap, and everything about rap. I don't care if it's Gangsta Rap, Western Rap, Kiddie Rap, or even Happy Rap; it is a shit genre to me. If it were up to me, I would eradicate that filth from this earth overnight.
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>>568482485
i wish i understood that pic.

can only live imgs from skype if u have an addy :^)?
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>>568482663
1/10 for making me reply
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>>568482485
Don't give me that, "rap tells a story" bullshit. It's the same fucking thing every song: drugs, money, alcohol, fuck women, and the occasional "da gubment dun care about us."
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>>568482773
OTF EZRA

>>568483015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3kgjzUsDeg
There ya go you fucking retard.
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OP's a faggot.
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>>568483015
i cbf preaching right now but rap is a lot of fun, when you know a track you can lay it down yourself and sound just as good as the original, it's a little bit of a high that you can't get from any other genre, try to be optimistic, less racist, think of nicki as a human.

tbh i only listen to lil wayne and stuff, i'm just in it for the gag lyrics that are fun to rap along to with your friends in the mitsubishi lancer at 3am on the way back from the cbd
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>>568483302
>tries to assess point with Happy rap
My point exactly.

>>568483706
>racist
What part of anything I typed was "racist?" And far as I'm concerned Nicki is a subhuman: she is a discredit to blacks. And Lil Wayne? C'mon....

Gosh, I'm disappointed again.
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>>568483706
I listen to stuff like Immortal Technique and Lupe Fiasco. Hate lil wayne
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>>568481996
Listen to acid rap pls
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>>568483015
OH LOOK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3USQRmVy0uc

>>568483706
Even if it is about the laughs, or the conscious rap, people think it's all about bitches drugs and money.

>>568483959
You want some shit that isn't happy? Listen to the whole thing and get back to me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8yKTuvRmPE
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>>568480968
can you elaborate?
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>>568484280
Acid Rap is amazing, as is #10day. SaveMoney is an amazing collective, they are gonna blow up like TDE did.
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>>568484280
>>568484430
I love acid rap. Twiztid and ABk

Fuckin killer
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>>568484281
i'm personally about drugs fucking and money tbh
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>>568484281
I FUCKING hate that "Ms. Jackson" song. Used to hear it every fucking day back in 2000. Shitty band too.

Oh, and fuck Immortal Tech too. That's the occasional "gubment dun care about us" I was talking about.
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>>568484910
Except that song had nothing to do with the Gov't it was a story about that kid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0s0XHVUGF0

>>568484695
ABk?
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>>568474623
Old Anon here, I'm guessing you're 18-22, maybe younger but I couldn't give two shits. Women will always pass you by at that age, unless you're 99% confidence, your dick is 12 inches, You're a 7-10/10 or you're rich. Just keep on working hard, get as much cash as you can and watch as those sluts are at your door in anticipation for you to fuck and dump them like the sluts they are
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>>568485216
I meant him as an artist, but alright.

Fuck him and his song anyway.
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>>568485675
No; actually 25.
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>>568485675
Dude is a lost cause.
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>>568483015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGGrsXYEaws
>Don't give me that, "rap tells a story"

Hiphop/rap tells a story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88zmDFq9oLo
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>>568483959

That anon using De La Soul is about showing that the genre is very broad if you were to pay attention. You can judge any genre as shit if you only pay attention to its most mainstream stuff. But you seem to have a pretty heavy bias here, so it's unlikely anybody will be able to break through that.
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>>568486134
What you people are failing to grasp, is that your "music" only serves to perpetuate what it claims to be telling a story about. Gang rape, violence, drug use, etc wouldn't happen if the..."fans of rap" saw it as mere entertainment, and not as a blueprint for how to live one's life.

>inb4morewhitepeoplelistentorapthanblacks
>inb4ignoringratios
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>>568486318
Once I see people making a conscious effort to improve their living and judicial situations instead of constantly bitching about them online and in "music," maybe they will be able to help eliminate my 'oh-so-terrible bias.'

Just saying, you don't see this shit in communities that discourage rap. At least, not so prominently.
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>>568485216
Anybody killa
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>>568486736
Just so you know, you're a fucking retard. But aside from that, the reason most black people act the way they do is because it's a social stigma, same reason they dress the way they do. They buy expensive clothes and shit because the life around them is fucking SHIT, they want to feel like they are an improvement of the shit around them, they want to rise above it in a mercantile sense. You've never experienced living in a trap, you've never experienced seeing your friend get shot for no reason, or your parents or anything. You probably live with your parents in the suburbs.
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>>568487135
I dig it, although he sounds like he has a fucking lisp.
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>>568487514
yeah he does he has a lisp and is missing some of his finger
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vaguely featuring D4 in one of my posts derailed the thread

sort of proud

pls bring back the D
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>>568487140
>ad hominem + strawman
Way to start a retort.

But what you're saying is, there's a mentality that says, "I'm going to do this anyway, simply because I know I shouldn't." This, along with that "let me buy expensive clothes and continue to live in poverty" is horrible logic, and it's no wonder non-blacks laugh at blacks. Common sense should tell you that if you're living in unfavorable conditions, you'd want to save as much as possible to get the hell out of there. But no, you've got to stick with drugs, expensive (and usually fake) jewelry, and popping out 5-6 little sprogs you can't take care of.

And for the record, you have no fucking clue what I've had to go through in my life. I was able to make it out, and yet the rest of you just sit around bitching and moping about how "hard" it is to do so, hating and alienating those of us who manage to. As I said before, I'm a college senior; I also live on campus. Before this, I was living in a foreign country, where I started my college career, made the Dean's List, and stayed on that list at this school too. After which, I plan to earn my Masters, and possibly a doctorate while you're still bitching about how "hard" it is to pull yourselves up by your own damned bootstraps.

Fucking pathetic, the lot of you.
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What's CL?
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>>568487140
>replying to the troll
Jesus fuck.
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>>568488539
Nigga I started the entire thing. Don't even.
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>>568474623
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>>568488156
Craigslist
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>>568487971

The biggest problem is that a lot of the dysfunction has been normalized to some degree. "All" rap (for the record, I dislike basically everything you dislike) the way you see it is a result of the dysfunction, not the cause.
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