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ITT: Talented dick (fresh oc)
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a-ay lmao...
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How do I know you didn't just write that before?
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Taking requests...
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>>568353975
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>>568354189
Just have to trust him. He's very capable
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>>568353975
>fresh oc
>actually smells kind of bad
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>>568353975
>>568354253

Cook some fried eggs using your penis as/with a flipper.
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>>568353975
Why in the fuck would you ruin such a nice pen?
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>>568353975
Close up of the malformation
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>>568354546
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>>568353975
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>>568355423
Upload a video of him writing out I love you.
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>>568355423
Holy fuck he did it
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>>568355293
Skin bridge as a result of botched circumcision
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dis gon be gud
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>>568355423

well fuck, now what
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>>568356030

Can you write "Ayy Lmao" I can't think of anything clever
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>>568353975

photo of you typing love letter with your dick to your girl
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>>568355423
got potential
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>>568355423

>filename
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>>568356287
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>>568353975
1-attach a laser to it
2-do the helicopter
3-?????
4-rave forever
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>>568356793

Awwww hell fuckin nah I love you and your talanted dick
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>>568355732
>>568356356
How do I do that?
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>>568356793
heyy rolf
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>>568353975
do a webm writing it OP
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>>568356793
play vidya.

dick on aiming joystick. post results.
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>>568357040
Don't know how via mobile anon
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>>568355423
Wh Wh Why
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>>568356979

when i posted that i wasnt thinking of utilizing your dick hole i was just thinking generally talented dick could do stuff like that
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>>568357147
take a video then upload it to gfycat
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>>568355423
such handsome dick
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>>568357147
at least tell the story behind it OP. Im very interested.
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>>568354502
Fuck you
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show me it hard
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>>568353975
Sharpie in the hole
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Great thread OP, bumping for more
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Biggest fittable object through there
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>>568358019
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thread deserves more attention

bump
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>>568358380
Cut it
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>>568357667
Toothbrush
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Bump for penis loop
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>>568358380

what kind of comments do you get from grill
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>>568358791
Holy god damn shit this hurts
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>>568359410
ayy lmao
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>>568359410

srsly what do girls say?
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>>568359410
hold your keychain with it. I want that shit twirled through the keyring.
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>>568359881
he is virgin tho
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>>568359881
Nobody gives a shit. It's something new to girls, and they put their tongues in it. Never had a problem getting laid
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>>568359919
Best I could do
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>>568361060

have you ever considered getting re-snipped, OP?
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No more lurkers?
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>>568361493
I lurk
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>>568361421
Nah. Doesn't bother me, and no one cares
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>>568361660

I'm just glad I'm uncut...
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>>568361660
Put tooth brush in anus bristles up. Then brush your teeth
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Epic thread OP
Pinky finger through there
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>>568361825
If I was uncut, I'd cum in 2 seconds instead of four.

> thankful
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>tfw OP is delivering but everyone is so used to OP not delivering that no one has any ideas
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>>568361917
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>>568361968
you might also of had a regular sized dick
>perspective
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>>568362543

How big can you go? lets strecth it out!

Put a sharpie through it
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>>568356030
Looks like it was gnawed on by a dog
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Cut it
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>>568362543
Can you write "I love you David"
Weird request but It has a purpose
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>>568362562
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If dubs cut skin bridge
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his dicks not really that small you see how big you are with a pen going through your foreskin
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Tie a shoelace through the hole, pls OP
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>>568363129
Why did you sage then fucker?
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>>568363279
for fucksakes its trying to hide
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>>568363213
fatty. and she missed a spot shaving. probably because she's too fat to look down and see it
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complete your circumcision
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Holy shitfuck OP you've made me actually post on /b/ for the first time in a couple of years.

My suggestion:

Cook some spaghetti.

//optional - Leave to cool

Colour in and cut out a small paper mustache, attach to the opposite side to the bridge.

Put cooked spaghetti through bridge.

Stick mustache opposite

Take photo from entertaining angle

???PROFIT

Failing that - put a padlock though and throw the key down a drain. Present yourself at A+E.
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>>568363475
4U
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>>568364261
Haha! This will be quite a caprice
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You fuckers better keep this thing alive while I'm cooking spaghetti
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>>568363129

>>568363489

Oh shit srry op
Sage was from other shit thread and I forgot to take that off
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>>568364932
What do you say OP for me?
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>>568364267
Is that your mother's running shoe?
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>>568363213

did they botch her circumcision too?
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Writing
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Have a bump, le sir
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>>568365691
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>>568365762
Yes
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>>568366426
Thx a ton OP
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After the spaghetti, Ive got one for you OP. Take a nail, put it through the hole and nail it into a peice of wood. Doesnt have to nail in very far, just enough to stay in there.

If you do this OP, id have restored faith in /b/ and youd have my full respect.
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>>568366762
This.
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>>568367635
Don't have any nails anon
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I also have a skin bridge and have done something similar. You can not do this with just your penis. OP has to be using his hand to apply pressure.
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>>568368082
Ssshhhh
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>>568366426
can you write "thank you based Matt hood" for me?
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>>568364483
excellent
b u m p
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