What is this sick filth, what am I watching right now? chaturbate

Dude you missed the show with Mcdonald and the cat Ronald feeding a cat bacon and spanking it....

honestly wtf is going on. someone start recording dis shit.

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Do you believe in magic?

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>>568187504
Clearly I missed out.

They are now having a bicycle race for the burger which may or may not be eaten out of ronalds ass. Only time will tell

The fuck am I watching

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Well so he rubbed the bag on his cock and the Hamburgler fell for it.

someone needs to record this shit

>>568187092
Oh my

BED TIME BURGER

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ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR BEDTIME BURGER /b/?

Ketchup dick

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Ketchup has been applied to dick. I repeat, ketchup has been applied.

wut

>>568187092
You found some serious gold

get in here /b/

The gloves are coming off and the wheel of fortune is active.

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Lol fucking bump

fucking bump the bump outta this fucking

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This is the kind of meat we need on our burgers.

DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE "FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME" AS HE OPENED AND CLOSED HER ASS CHEEKS AND VAGINA

Jesus fucking christ

These guys are awesome. I love it when they roleplay Joker and Harley

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DO YOU SEE IT BREATHING?

tfw eating a burger from McDonalds right now...

I still can't believe this is happening

the dude is literally flopping his dick around to the snoopy theme song

look at the chat XD

EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK IN HERE THIS IS FUCKING GOLD!!

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One of you fuckers best make a gif of this.

someone please, for the love of moot, record this!!!

This is the only thing worse than real McDonalds food

i like how they drink of a weird ass container

is she saying 'Gobble gobble gobble''?

wtf the literal fuck

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sorry im just using shitty gifcam

GANGNAM STYLE ALERT

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This can never be unseen.

This needs to be a WEBM

>Gangnam Style

after billions and billions of years in the universe, this happened

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I'm dying of laughter right now

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lol he turned to her and said "you better get out of here before you get hurt".

And they say fun/insane stuff is only in the darknet/deepweb...

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Just look at this shit from the chat

>inb4 MADE FOR ANTS

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

This is what the internet was made for.

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Holy shit

this is quality entertainment

11/10 fuckin kek'd

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yes....yes

He's filling her pussy with brita pitcher water, okay thats a first for me

Bravo! Slow clap.

ANNNND SHOOT!!

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HES POURING WATER INTO HER VAGOO

SHOOTING WATER OUT OF VAGINA WHILE HOT BLOODED PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND

>>568194017
>weird ass container

It's a filter pitcher, probably Brita, it uses a charcoal filter to clean up tap water.

>>568195005
I've been on the net since dial up was thing. This is new to me.

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They did a fucking Resident Evil one and made a hole in the goddamn wall.

OH my god I can't describe it

She's honking with her snatch.

OMGWTFBBQ

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS MAKING NOISE

>>568195216
thank you kind anon

I need to piss but I can't tear my eyes away from the screen!

>>568195495
MY SIDES

>>568195128
why the fuck is it filter?

Lubing her up with lard so much win

Is she barking or saying rabble or what.

I dont have... I cant.

Where do...

Fuck.

I can't even.

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>>568195783
Shes a baby, can't you see?

>>568195524
Anytime, I have a similar model at home, a few friends do as well.

We don't do weird-ass porn with it, but the water in our city is prety hard, as in limescaly, and although the filtering stations are prety good, a bit of extra filtering for occasional impurities and deposits from the tap can't hurt.

The pitcher itself isn't very expensive, but after a while they make much more from the replaceable filters.

I mostly use mine to filter tapwater for my cooking, also for the kettle and coffee machine.

I hope somebody is recording this shit

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Do you know how hard it is to freak out 4chan?

Achievement Unlocked!

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>>568195783

This is the least enthusiastic, less arousing blowjob I ever saw, counting throat rape from super-hardcore porn that I despise.

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best blowjob ever

>>568196416
that .gif, i'm in tears

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wow

>>568196416
That fucking nod from him.

hahahaha

Worst erection I've ever had

this is so weird that nobody is even commenting

This is so fucked up that i cant stop watching...

This is so insane...

Yet it reminds me of the puppet fucker cam-hooker who co-authored an article on cracked.com
I can find this article if any anon wanna read it.

>>568196621
everyone is too weirded out to comment

literally no words

Give this man an Oscar for staying in character the entire goddamn time.

"do you want sauce with that shake?"

>>568196826
Me....

Nothing but "gobble gobbles" from her the whole time. What is her cum noise?

>>568196926
She's doing well.

Her noises have got a bit out of character tho.

>>568196826
Found it

http://www.cracked.com/article_21171_5-adventures-i-had-as-cam-girl-with-niche-in-sex-puppets.html

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN6CnwZPaAk

Do you believe in magic /b/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hc7gVmoMoA

these people probably were in the supermarket among us today..

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>>568187092

ronald the mac donald is actually a nutter crime syndicate boss

he's pure evil incarnate

who raped his sister wendy

in the womb

and ran tim horton off the road

ronald is a bad, bad boy

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what the flying fuck is this?! the music.... the sounds... everything .....

It's 2AM. I don't want to sleep because of this nightmare fuel and yet I cannot stop watching.

>>568197641
Same here, dear Btirfag, except it's 3AM...

>>568197343
a true /b/rother

She has a nice ass though

I dont like it when he moans..

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>Snoopy dance
>mfw

Also wtf is with this *rabble rabble* it's seriously grating...

>>568194665
that's not even fun for anyone wtf how is that erotic

i'm into opening girls asses up with spectulums and pissing in them. this is weird for even me

I get a feeling that this woman is retarded.

>>568198180
I studied psychology and philosophy for the past year, I find this fascinating because of the raw insanity blooming from this.

It disproves so many things at once, and proves so many others, it's beautiful in a sense.

>>568197343
oh my god that's so fucked up lol he pulls the bitch out of the way

someone record the facial

Truly, there is no better way to commemorate 9/11

>>568198316
Makes sense to me (sadly it makes a lot of sense).

If not she's just playing one as her gimmick (refer to the cracked article I posted).

Is she fighting back vomiting?

Maybe ISIS was right after all.

>>568198829
Looks like it. Special sauce must be off.

On a damn Mc Donald's bag.....Happy 9/11 folks!!

hahah he just wiped his knob in a maccie d's bag.

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And that is the sound of my childhood dying...

>>568198958
Rancid maybe, yeah.

Why does this Snoopy Dance remind me of Tricky the Clown?

SOMEONE GIF THIS RIGHT NOW

>>568199230
Never see Charlie Brown helicopter his cock before?

>>568199230
You poor child. Mine died about 5 years ago.

>>568199354
I feel bad for Shultz though...

>>568199412
maybe he's one of those guys whose cum tastes like battery acid.
luckily mine's pretty sweet so chicks love it.

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>>568199412
the filename

>>568199412
trying not to vomit

Welp thats it for tonights folks.

Next show appears to be Batman.

This fucking clown is still hard as a rock

>>568199861
He got the McPedo vibe right, repeating "our little secret" over and over...

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I'm waiting for this furry fucker to waltz on in with a bag of 90's toys and demo boy band CD's. Then I would be impressed.

>>568199861

Next Thursday confirmed. I'll be sure to tune in for more fuckery.

that was brilliant

>>568200087
Thought he said Sunday?

He should bring in special guest bloomingorlando and fuck her as mike wasowski

I think I need to rethink my life..

fucking 10/10

a 9/11 to remember

NEVER FORGET

Wow that is a nice stream

Now I have something I wouldn't want anyone to see on my HDD.

what the fuck

>>568200087
Can we confirm the date/time for the Batman one? Ben Affleck will have some serious competition.

>>568200184
Was it? Well shit they have a website and FB fan page so check there.

My favourite part is how she's a camwhore who can't take a load to the face.

>>568200782
Yeah that's pretty dumb.

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I've lost all faith in humanity.

These kind of people must live in the country and have shit jobs.

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>>568200782
my favorite part was when she was making noises with her vagina.

>>568201593
*honk honk*
*rabble rabble*

>>568201424
I must say working at the corner gas station is a noble profession. Those 20hr old hot dogs don't cook themselves!

>>568201593
That too

>>568201424
>>568201782

To me there certainly is something desperate about finding a niche on a camwhoring site.