Share any good 9/11 jokes.

How do you treat PTSD from 911?

I bet on one of the planes a guy farted and it stank and before they died someone smelled it.
Also inside the building a guy was taking a massive shit and right when it pushed out the plane crashed and he spilt ketchup on his best tie so he was like "god damn it why" and he went to go wipe the shit off his eyebrows and tripped and fell out the tower and died.

>>568059587
how?

>>568059119
Knock knock

>>568059992
who's there?

>>568060063
Allah

>>568060076
allah who

>>568060102
ALLAH HU AKBHAR!

*flies plane into building*

>>568060159
alright i keked

knock knock

>>568060207
who's there?

>what's the last thing that went through the 911 jumper's head before he died?


>His ankles

>>568059119
omg i love this edge site

My boss's birthday is tomorrow, so we made him a big card that says #neverforget, and we all signed it

Sow some respect.

>>568060280
>>568060207
who the fuck is there??

I have a joke: 9/11.

>>568060378
>being this new

>>568060547
Well played

Why were the people in the WTC upset on 9/11??


Cause they ordered pepperoni and they got plane

>>568060159
10/10 kek'd

>>568060589
omg so much edge
<3 i love u

>>568060669
Their favorite book was Sarah, Plane & Fall

>>568060159
this is prime as fuck

>>568060418
that's just weird even for 4chan

What do they call an Arab 7/11?
9/11

you guys all have zero ground in the comedy industry. this is just plane wrong.

> who are the fastest readers in the world?
> 9/11 victims, they went through 20 storeys in 10 seconds

what's the difference between a cow and 9/11?

>>568059119
I got a good one.

How many dead people does it take to strip 320 million americans of their constitutional rights?

Not many.

Jokes on you, merifats. Most pacified country on earth.

9/11 jokes are so fucked up guyes. 6 fuckin muslums died there your all racest fucks

Statistics show that 9/11 Americans don't think that September 11 was real

????)

>>568059819
You're and unfunny idiot and a faggot

>>568061123
I keked outloud.

Knock knock
Who's there
9 11
9 11 who?
You said you'd never forget

I will pray for all of you duck twisted fucks

>>568061331
Quack quack

I don't see why you're all exploding over this. You're only going to crash and burn with a closed mindset like that. It's just a little moral turbulence. I find that 9 out of 11 times it's better to laugh than to dwell on the things that make us feel like we've reached ground zero.

>>568059119
I think 9/11 is a joke within itself.

>>568060378
faggot

A man walks into a bar

He is a 9/11 and its ruining his family.

So apparently 9/11 was all the janitor's fault. He left the landing lights on.

>>568061062
You stop milking a cow after 13 years.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

>>568060669
kekkity kek

>>568061531
knock knock
"who's there?"
police mam, your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an 9/11.

>>568061412
I laughed harder at this than I did the jokes

meh, is not funy

>>568061530
omg this website is awesome

everyone is so rude xD

I thought about that before it was cool

>Knew a kid who claimed his sister died in 9/11
>asked what she did for living and how she died in 9/11 in one of the towers
>She was a traffic cop
>"Well no fucking wonder 9/11 happened, she had no business directing plane traffic"
>He max autist rages yelling he's a fireman, respect him, and throws a chair
>I get cheered for

>>568060970
I think they'd really kill in New York.

my dad died on 9/11. he was on the plane that went down in pennsylvania.

i really miss him and it hurts especially around this time of year. threads like these just make me feel even worse, but i know you all are just trying to find your own way to deal with the tragedy.

i still will always see my papa as a hero even though he couldn't keep control of the plane long enough to make it to DC.

miss you old man

>>568060303
I'm Anon , and I approve this message.

>>568061048
kek

>>568059119
9/11 was an inside joke.

>>568061984
this is bait

>>568061984
lol

>>568060776
Obscure yet awesome

>>568059119
This thread is 10/10...oh! i mean 9/11

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
they don't fly by me.
sometimes, they are the bomb and I collapse laughing.

>>568062060
Did you read the whole thing faggot?

Whats Al Qaeda favorite football team?


The new york jets.

>>568059119
?HI?KY ??OM, ?HI?KY ?HI?KY ??OM ??OM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8VqdhNnwdY

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets

>>568060378
I know, I've been here for like a month and the edges are everywhere :^)

>>568061575
hue

what kind of pizza did the towers order?

two plains

>>568059119
9/11 times ur a faggot and i crie
kill urself

>>568059119
I have some but I might forget.

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Obligatory

WAIT LET ME MAKE SOME BULL SHIT TIER LISTS!

When does a pentagon have 4 sides?

When it intersects a plane.

>>568062501
top fucking kek

>>568063703
Not sure what you mean, but I'll try

>top tier - 2000 wtc, 2001 wtc
>high tier - freedom tower
>bottom tier - 2002 wtc

>>568062830
Kek'd

>>568063761
Join us for a bug 9/11 joke

>>568060437
Brb gotta plant my respect seeds.

>>568061123
fucking yes.

>>568061984
pics or never happened
also kek'd

>>568062056
kek

I get really sad around this time of year. my dad was on the plane that hit the WTC although i'm glad he died for Al Quada

>>568061984
lol also george orwell get

RIP In Peace to the eleven heroes ALLAHU AKBAR

>>568068071

Amen my brudr

What did Osama Bin Laden cook on Iron Chef?

Big Apple Crumble.

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>>568060669
You would have to rewrite that so it make sense and make it funnier.

Here, I'll do it for you:

Why were the persons in World Trade center so upset on september 11??

Because they ordered a pizza and they got "plain" instead of pepperoni that they've asked for!!!

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>>568061583
I'll re-write this one as well so people get it:

On the september 11th the jokes about it are just "PLAIN" wrong and makes people sad.

How do you know if someone is a 9/11 terrorist? They don't exist.

topkek lulz

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>>568062328
*sigh*

OK, I'll do this one as well

The september 11 and jokes are just "PLAIN" wrong.
they don't fly by me like a plane would do.
sometimes, they are the bomb, like the ones there were planted in WTC, and I collapse, like the 2 towers did which didin't make any sense, since that have never happened before in skyscraper history, but still makes perfect sense to americans that believe everything the media tells them, laughing.

>>568059119
Whats so special about 9/11? Why so many threads today on /b/?

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This isn't even my final form

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>>568067460
I get really sad around this time of year on september 11. my dad was on the plane that hit the WTC although i'm glad he died for Al Quada, that have been made up by the CIA like Osama Bin Laden, so my country could invade the middle east, because my country is like going down the drain and don't have anything of value other than cancerous fastfood and entertainment.

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>>568069864
can't tell if trolling or just stupid

>>568071465
never mind read your other ones.
I hate you also kek
Those jokes can all relate to the people in WTC
They've been killed on 9/11 now too

wht is bad about 9/11
they didnt let black people inside

>>568071631
Made me laugh the most

>>568061984
faggot

Come fly with Osama Airline. Brings you in the right city and to the right floor.

>>568061984
add my sides to the list of those who died on 9/11

>>568061694
underrated comment

>>568059119
This thread is shit

There has been no new 9/11 content since like 2007, not to mention it isn't even mildly amusing in the first place.

Bumpin

>>568060159
lmao

How about you immature neck beards show a little respect for just one day? 3,000 Americans died and you are all making jokes. It's not funny, you sociopaths. Grow up.

>>568061421
i kek'd

>>568062623
so much kek

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>>568076916
JDIF please

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>>568060669

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>>568061048

>>568061070
0/10 joke, 8/10 truth

9/11?
0,8181818181818182

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>>568061984

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>>568062501
Underrated post

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>>568071752

>>568059819
I liked that. Gives a whole new perspective over the whole shenanigan.

>>568059587
Peyote

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A view of New York City from the top of the World Trade Towers.

>>568059119
9/1 happened whe i was a kid me and my dad are eating and playing together
9/11 is a very nostalgic moment to me when i hear it it makes me remember my dad

>>568079054
Nice. How did you get there?

feeling really bad right now, my dad died on 9/11. he called me right before the plane hit the WTC. i'll never forget his final words....

"ALLAH HU AKBAR!!"

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>>568063192

you sick motherfuckers. this is beyond sick, this is grotesque. you don't joke about a national tragedy. you think it's funny that thousands of americans lost their lives in a horrific manner? really funny, assholes. real fucking funny.

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>>568060689
remember good ol times when faggots didnt call everyone edgy for posting funny shit? yeah, you dont..

>>568060689
kill yourself facebook fag!
seriously killyourself cumstain

>>568060378
Go back to reddit faggot

>>568060589
>being this new

>>568080651
Ha, I remember my first day on 4chan.

>>568078872
This is actually a serious and good answer, get outta the thread

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lol

how about a little anecdote (unfortunately not my own)?
American kid walks into a pub in Belfast (of all places) and has the audacity to order an "irish car bomb"... bartender walks away visibly disgusted but walks back shortly after with two flaming shots...
the american kid, confused, asks... "what the hell is this?"
the bartender, wasting no time, firmly replies, "they're the fucking twin towers, now get the fuck out!"

>>568080851
i chortled

holy shit, keep it going guys

All of these 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong. You guys are just bombing it.

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>>568071038
Underrated post.

Anyone here from the actual U.S. of A.?

>>568073313
kek'd. Placed as number 9 on my top 11 best jokes

>>568059119
Still to this days people argue about what actually happened. It was on live fukin television for hte world to see and there is still ambiguity about what really happened.

Fuk making jokes i just cant stop laughing at the facts.

>>568061984
This one easily takes Best in Thread. Good show. Top kek.

Feels good to be American.

>>568070968
> being this jelly of muricans.

Nothing happen on 9 November.

>>568083339
agreed

>>568071038
lol'd

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kek

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn1I5rWZ7Ck
to all sad souls

What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp?

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>>568085380
Beats me, i just fly the drone

>>568085380
What?

>>568085380
to get to the other side

>>568085613

kek

>>568078000
9/11 trips

captcha was a pic of a lamp

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>>568061984

>>568080651
Yup its hilarious maybe not at the time but now im older and have time to think about it yes i think the fact 3000 financial mercenaries got totally anihilated. Only thing that could make it better was more towers and american people dieing.

Here is a good joke for you : Majority of the Hijackers are still alive besides the ones killed by Mossad.

Happy 9/11

Steel melting point temperature :1370c

Aviation Fuel open air burn temperature :1030c

>>568061219
top kek

>>568085201
WTF is this game?

the airlines should probably have been tipped off by the fact that the terrorists wanted a less than a one way ticket

>>568088275
Some of the Hijackers to this day still fly planes for Saudi Arabai Airlines.

>>568088380
sorry its just Saudi Airlines

No need of butt hurt from 9/11

remember this formula:

comedy == tragedy+time

people crying about 9/11 jokes fuck you.

Fucking hypocrites.

Why did 9/11 fail?

They didnt kill enough

>>568073696
fucking rebbit

>>568061795
>XDXDXDXD

>>568059119
>this one time at band camp
> i 9/11 ur mum
beat this motherfackers

>>568090916
This

>>568092726
BEST POST IN A LOOOOOOOOOOONG TIME 9/11 for sure would bomb agian xD :P xoxox xx

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrAeYgUvlUA