Captain, are you there? We're closing in on a nebula cloud. Captain!?
Closing in on nebula cloud.
Advise our course Captain.
Come in Captain!!!!!
We've entered the cloud.
There appears to be a station ahead.
State your name and rank soldier!!
Godspeed sir, it's been a pleasure serving you, but I'm taking over this here ship. We need leadership in this precarious situation.
If any officers are still alive, report in!! That's an order from the new captain of the Dildonga Hawk!! We are approaching the unknown station at a rapid pace. I need a Navigator now!!
Adjust course! Adjust course!
Collision imminent! Brace for impact!!
Would you please stop being so autistic?
>not having an imagination
we dead nigga
GOD DAMN IT
Can we not let shitty text that is obviously trying to be copy pasta not be copy pasta? Please? I've been a /b/tard for over 10 years and this is my only request. I know it might seem like a lot from you new fags since you have little commitment and you think its all for the 'lels' or 'lols' as us oldfags would know it by, but it would really help the quality of what it means to be anonymous if this sort of huge wall of easily recognizable text isn't assimilated into the group think. I mean, think about it. By thinking you are funny and reposting this, you are bumping off a thread about a girl posting her tits, or a thread about the government spying on you, or a webm thread, just so you can see this text over and over again. I know it seems funny right now but I can promise you, new fags, that this won't be funny from now in 5 years when you see it again for the 1000th time when there has been much funnier shit being passed around and has gone relatively unnoticed. It really makes a /b/tard think about how copypasta works. Sometimes its so stupid that I think its just the website itself choosing what memes should get spammed since its completely irrelevant to the content of every other thread and is easy to hide behind. Sorry, that was just a bit of /x/ coming out of me. lol.
No, this thread of an image or long wall of text you are trying to force to become the next major maymay isn't doing anyone a favor. It isn't funny. It doesn't help the website. It doesn't entertain the old fags and we've seen it a million times. You are nothing special. Your outrageous claims of how special you are, how specially trained, or how outrageous the consequences will be for not listening to what your stupid text no one is reading are going to be completely ignored. Thank you for trying newfag, but please, stop trying to meme. Thank you!
Don't worry you can do it!
BalticAviation on youtube has a lot of cool videos showing you how to fly big planes. It really is fascinating stuff!!