How do you meet a qt trap /b/?

I suppose you think that calling it a "trap" makes you any less homosexual.

>>568042080
you can kik me im a qt

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Go to the trap bar dumb shit

Kik- moshimoshisenpai
qt trap who doesn't seem to know it.
She hates the word trap though

>>568042681
That's all you're doing you fucking hacker.

>>568042080
Online? Easy, so easy that you must be retarded if you can't find a trap to talk to online.

Offline? Rather difficult because offline traps can't rely on forgiving angles, faceless pictures, image/webcam filters, low resolution webcams/images and photoshop to make themselves look attractive.

It's actually very rare to see a trap in person that doesn't look just plain awful and freakish. Even the 10/10 QT traps online will only be 4/10's at best in person. An example would be the popular trap yuno who takes very cute myspace angle pictures with his low definition webcam. A picture came up a while ago of him on his campus, casually dressed after class and it looked nothing like the photos.

TL;DR - Just because you think pictures of traps are hot online does not mean you will like them IRL.

>>568043721
Guys sleeping with a trap isn't really homosexual. It's more like bisexualism. You can't really be just gay if you want a man with the attributes of the woman. And even if you are gay there's nothing wrong with it. Be in it for pleasure and or love and screw everyone else. Also Bailey Jay is fucking sexy.

>>568044323
>It's actually very rare to see a trap in person that doesn't look just plain awful and freakish
>doesn't look just plain awful and freakish
>trap

You keep using this word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

>qt

>trap

pick one, preferably just kill yourself you emasculated insecure 5'8 chicken little fuck. liking sissy faggot men who were probably abused so you can feel more masculine in their prescience is almost as pathetic as being you in the first place, go suck a fat ass fucking cock in hell.

>>568045002

>prescience

the fuck is that

presence*

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>>568045002
Dayum, son. Why niggas gotta be hatin'?

>>568045625

trannies are disgusting sub human trash

people who like them are inherently worse

>>568044838
Fuck off.

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>>568045002
Maybe, but what are you gonna do about it, king nigger?

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>>568045002
>>568045153
>>568045812
Be careful guise, the alpha male is here

>>568042080
They don't exist outside of porn

>>568046406
True for the most part, but there are exceptions.

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By the very definition of Trap if you met one then you would not know it.

You already have. There are many out there that have done the change and you would never know.

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>>568042080
> be in senior year of high school
> chick was flirting with me she was ok
> know something was wrong with "her"
> week later find out bitch got a dick
> im like oh that makes sense
> MFW I found out

>>568045002
lol butthurt

Some men have higher estrogen and lower testosterone. And they need love, too.

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>>568044379
>You can't really be just gay if you want a man

>>568045625
stop lying...

i did meet one, we had similar interests in stuff and even shared pics, we both liked each other, she lives on the other side of the country. it's basically like a guaranteed blowjob if I ever decide to go for it at this point, but eh, I dunno.

>>568042080
Join the Navy. Traps appear to have a sailor fetish, and vice versa.

>>568044379
Nigga you either confused or stupid
XY on XY is fucking gay

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Go to pride events. Seriously. There will be bears and drag queens and butch ass lesbians, but there will likely also be a few transgirls in the mix.

Besides, you don't have to be LGBT to go to pride. No one's going to stop you and demand to justify your sexuality.

>>568042080
Name on the trap?

>>568047610
it does confirm what everyone already knew about you however

You're a faggot

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>>568046670
Also, this. Try liking people for their personalities and not their genitals.

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>>568047732

>>568045002
wOW yOU gOt us¡ GG MatE. GONna Stop wit duh Traps n lIVe a nOOOrmal LiFe

>>568046737
Didja suck it???

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>>568043578
>trap bar

Last time I did that I got shanghaied.

*Ba-dum tiss*

going to trans support groups.

>>568042080
>plenty of fish.

>>568047898
Tgirl personalities are repulsive though.

Traps, CD's and sissies are mentally ill degenerates

>>568048315
Ha.

>>568048641
They're fetishists and people with too much estrogen and not enough testosterone. They have a physiological problem but they're not mentally ill like the trannies who want to cut off their own dicks and screech to the moon for they are wolfkin.

>>568048638
>girl personalities are repulsive though.

Sounds about right to me.

>>568048809
Tgirls manage to be worse. Somehow. Trap/CD fetishists tend to be OK personality-wise.

Traps are much better than actual women due to the lack of periods/pregnancy, and how most will try their hardest to please you to be accepted.

>>568049142
>t-girls manage to be worse

Because they're taking estrogen.

Estrogen sucks in high amounts.

>>568049224

You're just fucking a guy with silicone tits, daddy issues and hormone injections

Without all that makeup 99% of them look disgusting, even the ones in porn.

>>568049396
I wouldn't fuck one stupid enough to get breast implants

>>568049396
Traps aren't trannies. Traps are girly men who like to dress like girls and fap to it.

>>568047732
Brian Griffin

>>568047732
>name on trap?
Hello kitty

>>568047610
that picture is deep

>>568042080
>Bailey Jay
>qt

Ayy lmao

>>568050787
she's very cute

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>>568049396
Actually if they started early, most transgirls look like any other girl without makeup on, which is inherently kinda ugly.

i would imagine a trap would need a good amount of operations to be not repulsive

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>>568051148
You obviously aren't aware of the magic that hormones are.

>>568051796
looks like Tom Hardy in the second pic on the top left.

Strange

guys should I kill myself? i just turned 18 not long ago and im a trap but im not sure about living as a girl.. I want to but I feel like everyone will hate me and I will start to get ugly

>>568052319
Be a twinky andro...

>>568052319
Got a pic?

Also this >>568052519

Or just trap in secret

>>568051796
> still looks like a man
you aren't aware of makeup, surgery, and your own desire to perceive what you want.
take a look at trannies a few years down the road. Most have non stop surgeries and still look terrible because their fighting the way they're supposed to be.

>>568052616
Yeah I have pics but I dont post them on 4chan..
IDK WHAT TO DOOOO

>>568052319
Don't be a moron and commit to a fucked up life for some temporary sexual thrill phase you're going through.

>>568052803
Block out face.

>>568052912
thanks

>>568052803
this
>>568052982

or send them in email...

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>>568052319
DON'T start hormones unless you're fully committed to living as female. Seriously, don't. You'll feel much worse psychologically.

I was thinking about it for a while, years in fact, but now I'm perfectly fine with just crossdressing. I don't wanna go through all the shit associated with transitioning.

>>568053185
Damn.

Can you post more please

>>568047465
>implying you cant like men and women
do you want lava or ice with that?

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>>568052319
19 here, 20 in a few months, my problem is that I can go like a month feeling fine about being a dude and then something happens and I start to feel anxiety for not being feminine and all that so I don't know if I'll miss my old self if I start transitioning...feels bad man

>>568042681

The thing is, there's literally no such thing as a trap. Trap implies that it fools one into believing that it's actually a female. Literally nothing with a dick has ever convincingly passed as female. Ever. It's not a trap because nobody with a brain would believe these dudes are chicks. Hence, they're just trannies. Trap would imply that they are capable of passing as female and that's obviously not true.

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>>568053547
I know them feels, anon, I may be a simple crossdresser, but I know them feels.

>>568053461
Sure thing m8

>>568053848
damn thanks. If it makes any difference you're a very convincing crossdresser

>>568042080
this one has been pretty busy on my cock lately

>>568048315
I read this in Alan Alda's voice for some reason.

>>568042080
>How do you meet a qt trap /b/?

You don't, traps suck IRL. I met one and grab her hand to dance ... and the delusion was over.
>Dem manly calloused hands

>>568042080
First option: Hire one.
Second option: Be a male hot enough and confident enough to date one without paying for the sex (you will still pay for pretty much everything else though), you know, just like with really cute girls, extra dick aside.

>>568053781
Obviously you have never been drunk during mardi gras in new orleans. Jokes aside, you are fucking retarded and here is why: Traps /= Tranny tranny implies surgical change of genitalia, Nothing with a dick has ever convincingly passed as female(nice ultimatums faggot), You actually believe this.

>>568053547

Why not just be masculine when you feel like it and be feminine when you feel like it?

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>>568053848
Well, thank ya kindly, anon!

Have another butt pic for your viewing pleasure.

>>568054284
Girls get calluses too if they play an instrument...

>>568053547
I've felt that feel but then I ask myself, do I want to be that or do I want to fuck that?

The answer always turns out to be the latter for me.

I like traps because the only place I like to put my dick is the anus and if they want a cock in them that's the only option they have. I could give a shit about their penis.

>>568043661
I would too. calling a transperson a trap is like calling a nigger a nigger to their face.

>>568054464
>Girls get calluses too if they play an instrument..

Does playing an instrument also double the size of their hands?

>>568054284
Exactly. The concept of "passing" is inherently false. "Things" that claim to be traps are failures because the illusion doesn't hold. Nobody thinks of them as female. They are ITs. Horrible mutilations of the human form.

Traps are a fiction. They want you to believve that people believe they're female. No one does. The only people who fuck them are dudes who lie to themselves to pretend they're not gay.

>>568054464
and thank you for posting. I like your hip/waist ratio too. Perfect.

Like the shoes on in this one too >>568053848

something about keeping the shoes on. Kinda naughty. Like having a quick fumble outside

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>>568054464
>>568054000
Whoops. Replied to my own post on accident lol

>>568054673
Aha, fair point, player.

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>>568054454
how do you live like that? two very opossite personalities
>>568054507
I want both... also realized that some girls that I thought were atractive to me where actually how I wanted to look like, pic related
>>568053848
I need therapy...

>>568042681
I am gay and I call it boobman, so I can pretend it's still a man.
But these feminine features, turn me down to be honest.

>>568054673
They can swell from the strain of constant paying

>>568054423

I'm sorry that you hate yourself so much. It's okay to be gay. Nobody cares that you're gay. But stop pretending that traps are a thing. Lying to yourself doesn't help. Just be gay and stop the pretense of straightness. You'll be happier that way

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>>568045812
kindly kill yourself you degenerate lump of nazi dick cheese

>>568054543
Nigger.

>>568054878
What a waste

I bet you taste sweet

>>568045153
IKR BRO? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MAN??????? ALMOST SOMETHING A TRAP AKA A FAGLORD WOULD WRITE AM I FUCKIN RIGHT M8 !!?!!!!!!!!! FIST PUMP ME RIGHT NOW HOORAAHH

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>>568042080
not trap but my bf

>>568052712
To be honest, I know genuine girls who are less passable than him.

>>568046839
Amazing how something can sound so different when taken out of context, right anon?

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>>568052319
Truth is some people will hate you, and not everyone becomes a 10/10 qt.

But chances are someone will support you, and you're young so you still have a good chance.

Dysphoria doesn't go away and gets worse with time. So you can transition now, or if you don't kill yourself by then you can at 40. But by then you'll never have a chance at passing.

Choose your poison.

>>568054423
>ultimatum

No, that's not an ultimatum

Stop using that word within the next two seconds or I'll beat you so bad your Dad's balls will drop off.

^ That is an ultimatum. A threat with a time limit.

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>>568054870
>hip/waist ratio
Thanks, I have a specific diet and exercise schedule that I use to accentuate my hips and ass. It definitely helps that I had wide hips to begin with though, haha.

>shoes
Oh yes, I like keeping the shoes on sometimes too. It feels kinky in a way. As if crossdressing wasn't kinky enough lol

>>568054882
>I need therapy
You should talk to a psychologist or even just someone you trust. It takes a huge weight off your shoulders.

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>>568045812

>>568056185
Damn. You have one hell of a figure. Also shoes and hoody are one of my favourite combos. Especially if they're vans or converse.

>>568056185
how old are you anon?

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Is this a trap thread now? I think it is.

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>>568056741
I dig the "skater" look (is that the right word for it)? So I like vans, skinny jeans, and hoodies. It's what I wear on a regular basis, even when I'm not caked in makeup lol

This is what I look like regularly, if you are at all interested, lol...the light caught this picture super weird, so it looks funky.

>>568056995
19, almost 20...

>>568057623
I dig the skater thing but I'm more into the rocker look. Scruffy, leather jacket, Scruffy levis and converse

Also you're cute as fuck. You have nice eyes. kinda really want you

>>568053547
You feel this way because you, and mostly all humans have this thing called the 'ego'. This isn't really the same as when people are saying "they are being egotistical". It's an actual mental object.

Back in the Ancient world during times of the Greek civilization, we lacked this part of our brain called the corpus callosum. This part of the brain that most of us now have is what connects our left and right brain hemispheres. But back then, they lacked it. So, there personal mind was different than ours is today. They didn't have a state of "I am this." etc.. When they heard a voice in their head, they thought it was God. You can read about Homer and many others hearing the voice of God. Ultiamtely, this was just the right hemisphere listening to the left hemisphere.

But now, however, we have developed this corpus callosum and our hemispheres are attached. So, we no longer hear a voice and think "this must be God" we think "this is me. I am me. I am listening and I am the one speaking." Neither one is necessarily right or wrong, but you can see how in the current state it creates this subconscious sense of split personality.

So, through the corpus callosum we have this voice in our head that speaks to itself and listens to itself. Go ahead and try to tell 'yourself' something that you don't already know. And because this voice (the Ego) is a manifestation of ourselves, it is ingrained with our basic instinct of survival, and so it tries everything possible to survive. So, it tried to add identification to itself. A false sense of identification to try and seem real because that is how it survives.

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>>568058127
Oh, do ya now?

*inquisitive face intensifies*

>>568058475
This is where uniqueness and association come into play. We become extremely Egotistical when we are in high school due to all the media that is brain washing us. It all starts with "team spirit". The great divide. Us versus them. So, now we have something to adhere to. But it doesn't just stop there. We have all these little labels for ourselves; human, male, female, American, Texan, democratic, liberal, black, lesbian, atheist. All of these things we cling to very hard. These are our beliefs. And when our beliefs get shaken or questioned, we become angry out of fear. And by we, I mean the Ego. When the things the Ego uses to exist start to seem like maybe they aren't actually true, it begins to contemplate its own mortality. It's from this fear that wars are started.

Not only that, but humans are pack animals so naturally we wish to 'fit in' because life is easier with people on our side. We hate to be alone because it means less chance for survival. So, we will almost always try to associate ourselves with some group of people (e.g. street gangs).

But there are smaller associations than just gangs. There is also gender and orientation. We view our mentality as either male or female, and put much emphasis on what attracts us, but really we are just looking for something to relate to. Some label or title for our Ego to add to its plethora of identities it hides behind.

Take a look at Eastern spirituality. The Asians are the oldest existing civilization today. They have had a long time to figure out things. In China exists Taoism where they see the world as spiritual but they do not have anything against gays because they know in humans exist both female and male energies. The yin and the yang.

>>568058563
Sweet jesus. You're so fuckin pretty

I wanna taste those lips

>>568058475
The conclusion I am trying to make is stop trying to label yourself and realize that these dualistic concepts we come up with (good, bad, right, wrong) are all a lie developed by a non-physical entity known as our Ego. Sexuality is not black and white. We are not black and white. Our minds are not black and white. We are both female and male. We are a collective.

>>568043578
>trap bar

last time i went there i had to run away from atleast 4 bolder, friend lost his leg in a bear trap...

Can we not let shitty text that is obviously trying to be copy pasta not be copy pasta?

Please? I've been a /b/tard for over 10 years and this is my only request. I know it might seem like a lot from you new fags since you have little commitment and you think its all for the 'lels' or 'lols' as us oldfags would know it by, but it would really help the quality of what it means to be anonymous if this sort of huge wall of easily recognizable text isn't assimilated into the group think. I mean, think about it. By thinking you are funny and reposting this, you are bumping off a thread about a girl posting her tits, or a thread about the government spying on you, or a webm thread, just so you can see this text over and over again. I know it seems funny right now but I can promise you, new fags, that this won't be funny from now in 5 years when you see it again for the 1000th time when there has been much funnier shit being passed around and has gone relatively unnoticed. It really makes a /b/tard think about how copypasta works. Sometimes its so stupid that I think its just the website itself choosing what memes should get spammed since its completely irrelevant to the content of every other thread and is easy to hide behind. Sorry, that was just a bit of /x/ coming out of me. lol.
No, this thread of an image or long wall of text you are trying to force to become the next major maymay isn't doing anyone a favor. It isn't funny. It doesn't help the website. It doesn't entertain the old fags and we've seen it a million times. You are nothing special. Your outrageous claims of how special you are, how specially trained, or how outrageous the consequences will be for not listening to what your stupid text no one is reading are going to be completely ignored. Thank you for trying newfag, but please, stop trying to meme. Thank you!

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>>568058807
DO IT NIGGA

TASTE MUH LIPS

lol

>>568042080
If you mean full time transgender woman and not just a twink who gets off on crossdressing, you don't. They want nothing to do with anyone who wants to get with them just because they're trans*. Accept your gayness and find a man, or stick with women, or pay.

>>568057628
hnnng. Where do I find CD's like this is my question. I've got all the equipment, we can have hours of fun every day.

Like someone stated before, online is a pretty good way. Tgirls dont go out too much all dressed etc, unless theyre 10/10 irl. or pride as fuck/dont give a damn.

personally i have alot of tgirlfriends on experience project and tvchix. Chances are slim youd end up with a cutie, and they mostly
are looking for a longterm if they're going fulltime and along with being good looking.

if youre looking for just a playtoy, youre most probly going to end up with a not so passing/good looking tgirl. Those you'll find pretty easy to bone/find though.

>>568055128

>insults people by calling them nazis
>while also insulting traps as being degenerate

Man you're really getting that bait confused there man.

>>568055715
It's just the clothes and shit.

>>568042080
WTF is a trap anyway?
A girl that grows a dick or what? I don't get it.

I mean.. if it's just a guy dressing up like a chick that's pretty fucking faggy.

>>568048638
>>568048801
>>568049142
Nigga you gay, whatchu even doing here

>>568060726
miracle-dick
sprinkle it on your nasty stretched pussy and grow a dick in 3-5 weeks

Stalk and murder every tranny you meet, make the world a better place.

>>568042080
Gay bars
They're faggots after all.

>>568056024
>most late pictures taken with full makeup and with head angled
>the manface still doesn't go away
lel delusional fags

>>568060905
Because I like traps, not trannies.

>>568042080

Lose weight. Get in shape. Get rich. Then you'll be beating off traps left and right.

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