My name is Rustin Vanderbeek. I need your help, although my story

lolwut?

Why the hell would someone from CERN post on 4chan?

I choose this board because it has high traffic and it has been in the news quite a bit. I will also use various other message boards to test our machines with. You are not the only ones that we try to contact. We are trying to contact the entire world.

>>567953048
because its full of virgin neckbeards, duh?

>>567953073
So what do you need our help with?

It's probably going back to this thing from yesterday:

http://4archive.org/b/res/567740059

replies are helping, we are receiving messages wich means that our machines are working. The message are a bit scrambled though so we need more finetuning.

thanks for your replies

We are unable to open that link, could you elaborate?

>>567952817

Gas the kikes
Race war now

what is going on with those russians in the next years? are they getting the ukraine

>>567953456

There was somebody posting a thread about 30 hours ago, saying some "big news" would be announced by friday, 18:00 CET at the latest.

Of course you time travellers can't handle this with CERN servers but only via 4chan.

>>567952817
If this were true you'd have immediately set-up your own network moments after to receive your own messages for in-house testing.
Sorry.

>>567952817
>Rustin Vanderbeek
Oh Rustin, what university did you attend?

>>567952817
OP is a bundle of sticks who played the role of a cock eater from Dawson's Creek.
PS: I'm a newfag but learning that 4chan is full of cunts so feels like home

>>567953673
Apart from our discoveries there are no mayor world events happening. I’m not saying the world will end or that there we be world peace. There will be a lot of fighting and war going on in the middle east spreading to Russia. The Ebola virus will run it’s course a bit but won’t be a global catastrophy. There will be another terrorist attack in Europe but without great significance.

>>567953695
I understand what you are saying but we are testing this in realtime. Imagine it as a radio wave broadcasted three years ago and we are trying to pick it up and communicate with it.

>>567953852

And who's gonna win the EURO 2016?

>>567952817
Hello future man! I can't miss opportunity to ask:
Do you have niggers back in the future?

>>567953682

This wouldn't make sense to us because the operations we are working with are very secretive. It would be implausible for the outside world to know op 10/09/2014 what we are doing right now. If you all would already know this experiment would be useless.

>>567953963
Germany, duh

>>567953935
Clearly you don't understand because 80% of your post was irrelevant to what I said.

This thread is shit and it won't be screencapped or remembered because it has no substance worth remembering.
Fuck off kid.

>>567954104

Well I'm not here to convice you, merely to test.

John Titor much? Fuck off back to /a/ with your tattoo"Stiens; Gate" BS.

>>567954102
if you give this information you will change the events.
OP is faggot. case solved

>>567954171
>This wouldn't make sense to us because the operations we are working with are very secretive.
Again, CERN would be using in-house networks to personally receive their own messages to confirm their work.
Fuck off.

Haha, stupid asshole came to the wrong date. It's 9/10, not 10/9, FAGGOT! Saged.

>>567954258

I understand your question and that you are in the need of proof. But let me ask you something, what if the roles were reversed? What if I asked you to give me lottery information, sport results and whatnot from 2011. Would you readily know it? Just like me, you only know what you know, you don’t know every result of everything in the world that happened three years ago. Like I said, I understand your need for proof but I won’t be able to give it you. The speed of this specific reply could be an indicator that I’m not lying. Although I thank you for your reply. It proofs our theories were right and that the machine works.

Crap, I archived this thread and now the future can interact with the knowledge of this. Shame on me.

>>567954307
>What if I asked you to give me lottery information, sport results and whatnot from 2011. Would you readily know it? Just like me, you only know what you know, you don’t know every result of everything in the world that happened three years ago.

Google it. It's pretty easy to look up the lottery results of 2011.

>>567954190
This.

Future man, will there be any more celebrity nude leaks?
If so, whose pics will leak?

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>CERN investigation
>posts on /b/

>>567954303
You do realise that the US is the whole world? For you it may be 9/10 but for other parts of the world, it's 10/9

Conrad, pls.

>>567954736
Hahaha, retarded cunt! How do you lose an entire MONTH!? Timezones don't work like that, silly faggot! Sage again, dickface!

>>567954307
nope. you are a fag. if you give us future results we will spread them and everyone will try to change them or use them for winning.
this will affect the future itself.
you don't know nothing about time travel.
Would you give us a proof? the give us dendochronology chart and some photos of natural climate change, pics of volcanoes erupting and maps of the earthquakes.

>>567955014
10/09/2014 here.

>>567952817
>travels back in time just to post on /b/

OP is truly a faggot

>>567952817
ok... can you post to us the fappening pictures for the future versions of the same actresses we have now, just some OC from 2017 if they're still alive or gore pictures if they're dead.

additionally can you post some shit that's legal there but illegal here for the lulz. likewise tell us what to post that's legal here yet illegal there for the lulz.

post the 2017 queen of /b/ before she exists as such.

and tell us if it's ok to post chikun in /b/ without getting banned or or if we can get dubs in /b/ in 2017.

>>567952817
Post uk lottery numbers next draw.

>>567955042

I did not come here to argue, but if you insist. For you, next week there will be an earthquake near the coast of California, and two days after that in Japan. They will call it the double event and will cause a nuisance in the area. Not many people will die, but expect mayor flooding.

>>567955312
tits or gtfo
no exceptions

>>567955014
I obviously didn't mean to type that. Some people may be as good in English as you.
Or their computer is broken and they have to go on their phone and it's hard to write on a tiny keyboard on a phone.

>>567955097
It's SEPTEMBER still, dipshit. Not October. No timezone jumps forward THAT far. Sage.

Looks like someone has watched to much steins gate :P

Well, I suppose a study by some psychology faculty. This, or HL3 is to be confirmed.

>>567955312
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/search/
give us proofs.
earthquakes on 11 september 2014

>>567955548

you do realise that in europe dates are noted as dd/mm/yyyy

thats why I wrote it like that, CERN is in Sweden.


Furthmore I can all let you now we have enough test results to evaluate. I thank you all for your (rude) manner replying.

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John titor

>>567955831

Ha, lost. CERN is in Switzerland.

>>567952817
did I finish my perpetual motion device

>>567955548
His date format may be different, yours might be MM/DD/YY
And his might be DD/MM/YY

>>567955607

>>567955905

Not this research development facility. Cern wided it's spectrum after the 10/09/2014 discovery.

>>567955548
>Doesn't sage.

DAY/MONTH/YEAR.

Is it really THAT difficult to understand? I bet you think when it's winter where you live it's winter EVERYWHERE.

HEY OP DID YOU PREDICT THESE DUBS

>>567955831
you dumbfuck not even know where the CERN is.... oh fuck

>Come to image board
>says a bunch of crazy shit
>No images as proof
OP is a colossal fag

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>>567955991
Still not going to read it.

>>567955831
>>567955965
>>567956028
Thats fucking retarded, you really expect me to believe that shit? Moar SAGE.

Who will win the Super Bowl in 2015?

so if time travel is real, does that mean we eventually reach the point of singularity? is our whole life predetermined from birth to death, and we are only observing until the point of our death happening and as it happens our whole life flashes before us? so de javu happens because life already happened and youre seeing the future in a dream and experience and years later

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>>567956020
>Not this research development facility. Cern wided it's spectrum after the 10/09/2014 discovery.

>>567955707
proof or GTFO
>>567956020

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>>567955312
works at CERN however can't spell major

GG OP pls go back in time to before you were born buy your dad condoms.

>>567955831
>Cern
>Sweden

Gtfo bitch

>>567956020
where do you live OP. i want to find you now and kill you.

>>567952817
Worlds ending in 06/06/15 faggot

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>>567952817

Et voilà.
Make it happen.

:)

>>567954307
>proofs

u wot m8

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>>567956169
Pls lrn2sage newfriend.

>>567956410

At 10/09/2014 I would still be livingin Amsterdam. Please come around, you'll probably notice you won't be able to kill me or even get here.

>>567956169
This is why a lot of the world think that the US is filled with diabetic retards

did I finish my perpetual motion device?

>>567956765

Address please. I live right around the corner.

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>>567952817
John Titer?? Is that you?

>>567956765
why you don't give me proofs? faggot go kill yourself.
if you live in amsterdam give us your location, the school you have studied in.

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>>567952817
Fuck off you steins gate wannabe bitch

>>567956996
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

OP in the future are you still a huge faget?

>>567957150
i'm just here to debunk this faggot.
they pay me for do this.

>>567953073
>from 2017
>4chan recently in the News

u fucking messed it.

>>567952817
likely story

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OP talks about multible fora and messageboards -> One hit..
OP is faggot

>>567957420

I for one don’t have a big understanding of message boards. So we researched what boards were popular around this date, we found 4chan In the news a lot because of a supposed hacker scandal. Other boards were found as well and will be used also. Sorry to say you are not the only ones privileged with this information.

OP's such a fag, damn.

>>567957459

I've archived it there 30 minutes ago to prove a point.

>>567956751
As an American, the logic is something like this:
12 Months
28+ days
2014 years and counting.
It kinda makes sense if you think about it. Of course, if that's the way you were taught, your way is always going to make more sense. Polite sage, you may resume your regularly scheduled thread.

>>567957585
Post links to the other boards. You know what other boards you posted on, right?

>>567957585
you aren't even convincing. at least the timefag a few years ago could articulate himself well enough. you write like a retarded faget

>>567952817
EL PSY CONGROO

>>567957585

Supposed? I'm pretty sure I will still be well aware of the fappening by 2017.

I also remember WikiLeaks and Watergate.

>>567957459

Different research teams research different boards. Only I, Vanderbeek is researching 4chan.

>>567953073

Lawl JON TITER 2 GUIZE

Dude, this was interesting back in 2003, now you're just being gay.

inb4 worldlines

My name is John Titer. I need your help, although my story might seem strange to you. On this day in your time, that’s 10/09/2014 the CERN cooperative have found a way to contain various quantum states and make them observable. You haven’t heard from this discovery because it just happened. This allows time-travel, in a way. Now don’t jump to conclusions right away because it isn’t the time travel you have seen in movies or read in books thus far. The only way to communicate is from 10/09/2014 onwards and back.
I am from the year 2063, I am allowed to be the first nigger to see if it is possible to communicate with the past, back and forth. That’s why I will be posting this message on various message boards and fora.
Within a couple of days the news of the aforementioned discovery will reach mainstream media. It will affect the course of global politics and policies. We have been working on this for about three years now and finally it seemed to work. Still, this technology is in the very early stages of development and we are not quite sure of it’s potential.

Please respond, but keep in mind, you might never get an answer.

>>567953328

>wich

only the best get to work for CERN

>>567957805
so, give us the other members' name

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>>567957805
are you that guy off dawson's creek?

pic related, this guy

My name is Heaven. I need your help, although my story might seem strange to you. On this day in your time, that’s 10/09/2014 the CERN cooperative have found a way to contain various quantum states and make them observable. You haven’t heard from this discovery because it just happened. This allows time-travel, in a way. Now don’t jump to conclusions right away because it isn’t the time travel you have seen in movies or read in books thus far. The only way to communicate is from 10/09/2014 onwards and back.
I am from the year 2017, I am allowed to be the first tester to see if it is possible to communicate with the past, back and forth. That’s why I will be posting this message on various message boards and fora.
Within a couple of days the news of the aforementioned discovery will reach mainstream media. It will affect the course of global politics and policies. We have been working on this for about three years now and finally it seemed to work. Still, this technology is in the very early stages of development and we are not quite sure of it’s potential.

Please respond, but keep in mind, you might never get an answer.

>>567957918

I'm not a native speaker nor is it important for this research

>>567956279

Rofl.

you sir have watched too much Steins;Gate

>>567957805
Other question: First in Dutch, since he is Dutch appearently..Waarom precies vandaag? Omdat vandaag de ontdekking gedaan wordt? Is er iets mis gegaan dan, dat je precies op deze datum 'terug' moet?

Why exactly this date? Did something go wrong in Cern?

>>567957805

Dude, you're so gay, this is hurting so bad.

Just stop.

Please, admit this is all dinosaur and gtfo.

>>567958229

Und selbst als Deutscher weiß man, dass kein Käsekopp "Rustin" heißt.

BACK TO THE FUTURE 4 HYPE

>>567957718
It's quite easy to adapt to either way, it only seems important to the other guy. He thought we were lying, we weren't, it's silly and I really don't care. He hopes each leap will be the leap home.

My name is Michael Jackson. I need your help, although my story might seem strange to you. On this day in your time, that’s 10/09/2014 the CERN cooperative have found a way to contain various quantum states and make them observable. You haven’t heard from this discovery because it just happened. This allows time-travel, in a way. Now don’t jump to conclusions right away because it isn’t the time travel you have seen in movies or read in books thus far. The only way to communicate is from 10/09/2014 onwards and back.
I am from the year 2017, I am allowed to be the first tester to see if it is possible to communicate with the past, back and forth. That’s why I will be posting this message on various message boards and fora.
Within a couple of days the news of the aforementioned discovery will reach mainstream media. It will affect the course of global politics and policies. We have been working on this for about three years now and finally it seemed to work. Still, this technology is in the very early stages of development and we are not quite sure of it’s potential.

Please respond, but keep in mind, you might never get an answer.

>>567958229
>>567958302

Vandaag werkt de machine pas voor het eerst, wat dus betekend dat dit de vroegste tijd is waarna wij terug kunnen keren.

Mein mutter ist amerikanisch und mein vater ist Niederlandisch. Beantworted das deine frage?

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>>567952817
You have access of names... Name one colleague from a balkan state and maybe I can tell you more...

>>567958398
>>567958007
you're not even trying dude
just stop
you're embarrassing yourself

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>>567955831

"Sweden"

GTFO retard

>>567958339

Lacks Deloreans. I'm the biggest fan of this movie series there is and sadly, Gale/Zemeckis have no plan to sell the rights or produce a part 4.

>>567952817
Do you know John Titor?
How long until this technology is officially announced publicly?
What happens tomorrow?

EL PSY CONGROO

>>567952817
>has the power to communicate with the past or future, chooses /b/.

We're fucking doomed as a society.

My name is Peter Andre. I need your help, although my story might seem strange to you. On this day in your time, that’s 10/09/2014 the CERN cooperative have found a way to contain various quantum states and make them observable. You haven’t heard from this discovery because it just happened. This allows time-travel, in a way. Now don’t jump to conclusions right away because it isn’t the time travel you have seen in movies or read in books thus far. The only way to communicate is from 10/09/2014 onwards and back.
I am from the year 2017, I am allowed to be the first tester to see if it is possible to communicate with the past, back and forth. That’s why I will be posting this message on various message boards and fora.
Within a couple of days the news of the aforementioned discovery will reach mainstream media. It will affect the course of global politics and policies. We have been working on this for about three years now and finally it seemed to work. Still, this technology is in the very early stages of development and we are not quite sure of it’s potential.

Please respond, but keep in mind, you might never get an answer.

>>567958504
I should really stop writing to myself

>>567952817
European physicist uses American date format

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>>567958241
>needing him to admit
who's the faggot now

>>567958479

I'm really having a good laugh right now. Nederlandfag, you too?

>>567958614
that too
but hey
schizophrenia exists for a reason

>>567952817
Please world surprise me just this once and make this be real.

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>>567957805
>Only I, Vanderbeek is researching 4chan

My name is Jude Law. I need your help, although my story might seem strange to you. On this day in your time, that’s 10/09/2014 the Nig nog cooperative have found a way to contain various quantum cock states and make them observable. You haven’t heard from this discovery because it just happened. This allows time-travel, in a way. Now don’t jump to conclusions right away because it isn’t the time travel you have seen in movies or read in books thus far. The only way to communicate is from 10/09/2014 onwards and back.
I am from the year 1932, I am allowed to be the first tester to see if it is possible to communicate with the past, back and forth. That’s why I will be posting this message on various message boards and fora.
Within a couple of days the news of the aforementioned discovery will reach mainstream media. It will affect the course of global politics and policies. We have been working on this for about three years now and finally it seemed to work. Still, this technology is in the very early stages of development and we are not quite sure of it’s potential.

Please respond, but keep in mind, i'm a nigger.

>>567952817
Did I complete my perpetual motion machine?

I was about to call it a /thread, but it's heading more into the classic and worthwhile saving category. That's how bad it's becoming.

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>>567952817
Next time you need to appropriate a name of someone who actually works at CERN.
Just because you're communicating from a few years in the future doesn't mean your past is non-existent.

My name is IWr/ozUf. I need your help, although my story might seem strange to you. Did I complete my perpetual motion machine? On this day in your time, that’s 10/09/2014 the CERN cooperative have found a way to contain various quantum states and make them observable. You haven’t heard from this discovery because it just happened. This allows time-travel, in a way. Now don’t jump to conclusions right away because it isn’t the time travel you have seen in movies or read in books thus far. The only way to communicate is from 10/09/2014 onwards and back.
I am from the year 2017, I am allowed to be the first tester to see if it is possible to communicate with the past, back and forth. That’s why I will be posting this message on various message boards and fora.
Within a couple of days the news of the aforementioned discovery will reach mainstream media. It will affect the course of global politics and policies. We have been working on this for about three years now and finally it seemed to work. Still, this technology is in the very early stages of development and we are not quite sure of it’s potential.

Please respond, but keep in mind, you might never get an answer because me a nigger

>>567958704
Says he works at CERN, makes two MAJOR spellingfaults in his text.. *tearing up

>>567952817
>it's potential
>it's
Confirmed illiterate troll

>>567959194
Lel do you even know what that is?

>>567959354
Nigger on a tredmill

My name is 4chan. I need your help, although my story might seem fucked up to you. On this day in your time, that’s 10/09/2014 the Anonamoose cooperative have found a way to contain various quantum faggot states and make them observable. You haven’t heard about this discovery because it is bullshit. This allows faggotry, in a way. Now don’t jump to conclusions right away because it isn’t the faggotry you have seen on Facebook or read on Wikepedia thus far. The only way to communicate is from 10/09/2014 onwards and back.
I am from the year 2013, I am allowed to be the first tester to see if it is possible to communicate with niggers, back and forth. That’s why I will be posting this message on various message boards and toilet walls.
Within a couple of days the news of the aforementioned faggotry will reach Tumblr. It will affect the course of furfaggotry and genderfluidity. We have been working on this for about three hours now and finally it seemed to work. Still, this technology is in the very early stages of development and we are not quite sure if it’s cancer.

Please respond, but keep in mind you may not receive a reply as I have over 9000 dicks in my mouth.

>>567959354
don't all 12yo niggers know?

>>567959354
>lel
>CERN

>>567952817
>first time traveler
>goes to /b/

If I'd sink a couple of hours into it, I could at least present some more convincing and funny b/s. The guy yesterday was way more interesting.

>>567959597
If what he says is true, there is no way he is the first one ;) Think about it.

>>567959548
> Tfw I'm not op

>>567959519
this made me blow some air out of my nose

>>567959597
if i was a time traveler and i had to send a message i'd come on /b/ even though you fuckheads wouldn't believe me

OP, will i ever get laid ?

>>567959698
>>567959737
>>567959739
YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD GO AWAY

Did I complete my perpetual motion machine?

>>567957718
>being polite
>on /b/
listen here heaven...

>>567952817
gr8 b8 m8

>>567960180
WELL FUCK YOU PEOPLE
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU WANT
WHEN I CALL EVERYONE BULLSHIT YOU TELL ME TO GO AWAY
NOW I CAN'T BE POLITE?
MAKE UP YOUR FAGGOT MINDS ALREADY

My name is full of shit. I need your help, although my story might seem strange to you. On this day in your time, that’s 10/09/2014 the Ass fuckering cooperative have found a way to contain various quantum states and make them observable. You haven’t heard from this discovery because it just happened. This allows time-travel, in a way. Now don’t jump to conclusions right away because it isn’t the time travel you have seen in movies or read in books thus far. The only way to communicate is from 10/09/2014 onwards and back.
I am from the year 9000, I am allowed to be the first tester to see if it is possible to communicate with the past, back and forth. That’s why I will be posting this message on various message boards and fora.
Within a couple of days the news of the aforementioned discovery will reach mainstream media. It will affect the course of global politics and policies. We have been working on this for about three years now and finally it seemed to work. Still, this technology is in the very early stages of development and we are not quite sure of it’s potential.

Please respond, but keep in mind, you might never get an answer because i'm full of shit.

>>567960643
not even funny

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>>567960643
sooooo funeeeeehh

>>567960741
I'm glad you told me that.
That is the point...
>fuck sake guy does not get it what an asshole..

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ITT:

>Be me, 24.
>Study Physics.(Mechanics and Special Relativity)
>I can ask you a question which will /thread thread.

\thread

>>567961237
ask said question

>>567961251
why did the thread need 155 replies to get that conclusion?

anyone with half a brain... oh right... this is 4chan. this is /b/... nevermind... continue

Okay, later on tonight, I promise to put up a better display than this fag. I will do some research before.

>>567961397
And OP's fun? Should I?

I will.

If someone rolls 24

>>567961601
you won't. communication through the internet is not what would happen in a realistic situation, way too complicated.

the real scenario for that sort of time travel is:
some guy puts a device on and immediately sees fluctuations that can be mapped to simple audio/radio waves. he then immediately puts them onto a simple audio device and communicates in clear voice

way after that you could build something to allow internet access...

>>567955849
hey... source of image... ORIGINAL image without the time traveler

>>567961237
Probably able to get it here.

>>567962081
what are you
lazy?
google image search is 3 clicks away

>>567962427
yeah but..... i am lazy ^_^ be5!|)35, ! <4/\/7 t|-|!/\/K 57r4!g|-|7 some7!/\/\3s

John titor is that you?

>>567961976

Actually, it isn't. It's a matter of how much data you wanna push thru the eye of a needle. It's highly unlikely, but not entirely impossible that somebody "could" go on the internet. After all, it's just supposed to be a thought experiment.

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this fucking thread

>>567961815
rolll

>>567963136
it is as likely as you using your wifi in a desert to access the internet.

What a fucking retard this guy is, prolly learned about it the other day and began googling it

>>567961815
Fuck off