rate my dick also dick thread

6/10

uncut and too much curvature

>>567926784
jewfag

show me your dicks you faggots

>>567927742
length?

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10/10, doesn't matter how it looks it matters how it feels and uh...I think you got that covered babydoll.

>>567927916
a tad over 6"

>>567928804
im just hopin you're talkin to me

>>567928989
cut fag, you will never know the pleasure of having a foreskin

>>567929226
What is the difference? In all seriousness, I'm curious.

>>567929346
hands tend to be fairly rough and if you're rubbing thats hit on your tip then it's not gonna feel as good as the inside of your foreskin, that shit's soft and stuff

>>567929346
Also, because the head is constantly covered by your foreskin it's more sensitive to pleasure, because cutfags have it become insensitive.

>>567929620
Never knew any of that honestly.

>>567929731
to put it into a more relatable context, how if you're running a bath, your feet finds the water hotter than your hand because your hands are coarse and rough

>>567929935
Mine aren't super rough, but they are far from soft.

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>>567927742
another

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>>567930321
i dunno, 5 or 6/10

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>>567926678

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7inches

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>>567930321
Another

>>567926678
"which way do i turn to get to the grocery store?"
*pulls dick out*

>>567930996
Another one

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Someone rate me please. I don't even.

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Hello.

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>>567933081

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>>567926678

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opinions from fags or femanons welcome

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rate me

>>567933734
10/10 would ride

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>>567933174

>>567933930
8/10 would blowjob

>>567933174
holy shit you have a pencil dick

>>567934068
Damn, thanks!

>>567933115
Damn nobody cares enough to rate.

What a bummer duuuuude.

>>567933170
that thing is fucking monstrous... i would gag on that

>>567934681
6.5/10
might be better. dark shitty pic

So do the small dick dudes just not post? Seems like we're all big dicked /b/ros. Including me.

>>567933734
yea i would probably suck yours too :P

>>567934991
I don't know how to take good pictures.

They all make my dick look really small when it isn't.

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Ill post

>>567934408
Care to share any more of that luscious?

>>567935580
You're doomed. Become a trap faggot today.

>>567935418
you would suck all the dicks in this thread

slut? or gay slut?

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>>567926678

Why? Its small

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laptop potato cam

>>567935743
Looks like a mutated carrot.

>>567935743
what in the fucking fuck?

>>567935597
I have some, but they are on my phone...
are you gay?

>>567933930
are you fucking 12?

>>567928989
Rate?

>>567935871
If really yours. Impressive. I'm jelly.

>>567935887
Yeahh

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rate me

where are all the nice white soft cocks at???

>>567935909
I'm a small framed asian

How do i become a trap faggot? Haha

>>567936068
shaammee... im straight for the most part
Still though, I appreciate the compliment!

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I don't think my dick is attractive. Every girl i've been with has been sore the next morning though..

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>>567934893
thanks anon.

have this.

>>567936001
Every guys dream right there. Damn.

>>567936028
Haha it is

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thoughts on mine guys?

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R8 m8's

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Will i be able to make a girl orgasm?

>>567926678
A little weird, but weird in a good way.

Jesus fuck I'm rating guys cocks. Well today's the day I found out I might be half-faggot. Thanks OP.

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>>567933930
rate me

>>567936389
>>567936443
Won the genetic lottery. I'm jelly as fuck. Wish I had that length with the 6 inch girth I have.

>>567936826
Just don't fuck a fat bitch.

>>567936675
So you just whip that shit out and all the girls wanna suck you right?

>>567936916
Ill be frank here. It sucks in some ways.

Not often do women deepthroat.
Anal is a no-no.
I bottom out girls (except my fwb).
Boners in public are like smuggling cucumbers.

The list can go on.
But atleast I have a personal towel rack at all times.

>>567937065
I agree. Getting a random boner in public is the worst thing possible. Flipping up to the belt doesn't work either because you can see a bump. I've had a girl attempt to deepthroat once, got pretty close until she almost passed out

>>567937065
What's the girth?

>>567937060
Thanks man, I take pride in my masculinity

>>567936589
Thanks man, i feel blessed

>>567937356
I just get teeth.

Boners in public are pretty bad, my dick is a hanger, so when it comes to putting it into my belt, it is actually painful.
Anon is trying to kill women with his dick.
Or women are trying to suicide on your dick.
>>567937395
6.25 in the middle, 6.0 elsewhere.
Raging boner mode its 6.25 all around!

>>567936813
fucked up uncuts give uncuts a bad rep
4/10

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>>567937060
Most definitely enjoy it

>>567936826
Yeah. but if the only way you can get a girl off is by humping away at her, shes going to get disappointed fast. Even if you're huge. Trust me I'm old and I've learned this shit.

Take time to get better with your hands. Dont just rub wildly on her clit. twist your fingers, spread them out and take your time. Make her know that she'll cum when you want her to.

Oral. Suck that pussy. Again don't think you're a genius because you found her clit. Good for you, but pay attention to the rest of that business. Work out your jaw and tongue muscles.

Do this. Even if its not a relationship. Even if you're of the thought you shouldn't have to prove anything. Do this so that no matter who else comes along to fuck her, she will _never_ be able to forget that one asshole that made her cum like a fucking porn star.

>>567937646
Fucking christ. Do girls say it's too big or they actually like it?

>>567926678

)/10

>>567937747
girls talk about that shit with their friends even more than guys. So no matter what your relationship to the chick is, or if it ends disastrous, her friends will still know you as that guy who can make girls see the glory of god.

And that shit pays off.

>>567938024
>)

kek

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Drunk dick pic

>>567938024
okay. i lold

Thanks man, good tips! Will definetely use them

>>567936873
Yep. You're a walking pussy magnet. But you already knew that.

>>567938587
bro, ty for compliment. but i've never had a girlfriend. no friends. i stay at home all day. i hate my life.

>>567938372
Good. there's nothing quite like being known for being dangerously good in bed just by what your ex'es say.

Us men have been saying we're good in bed so long that nobody believes it, true or not. The phrase instantly translates to being heard as "im lying and desperate to fuck you". So, just keep it on the D.L. Let other people spill your secrets for you.

>>567926678
I rate it crooked as fuck.

>>567938818
Shit man. Just go outside. You'll be covered in a thin layer of woman (or men? i dont give a fuck).

Not sure how to socialize? Join a local Toastmasters club. They flat out fucking teach you how to be more socially engaging.

Anxiety/depression problems? Go to a therapist. When you get in there Tlat out tell them the shit you tell _nobody_ else. As long as its not illegal, they can't do shit other than exactly what they're paid to: Help you negotiate those weird fucked up thoughts and feelings. No insurance? Medicaid/community programs.

I'm 33 years old. For 20 years of my life I was a basement dwelling autist/borderline sociopath who did nothing but play videogames and eat freezer pizza and thought suicide might be the only real way to change things.

Then I just.... Got the fuck up.

I make 80k a year at a job I don't even have to go into the office to do. I write speeches for famous people and articles for magazines/websites. I've been featured in the New York Times. Last year I got my family a new car and house, paid in full.

I have a 4 inch cock, fully errect. Yet I've never been been known as a disappointing lover. All I had to do is wake the fuck up and start owning my shit.

You have a body built by zeus. OWN that shit.

>>567937867
My FWB likes it. Others not so much.

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I got one more bad pic then I'm out.

>>567936389
amazing. any more?

>>567941518
Can we see your ass? :)

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Somewhere between 7 and 8, girthy as hell

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>>567926678
Brother?

>>567944029
ooooooooo pretty! more!

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>>567944365

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>>567944553

>>567944459
front view and sideways plss *u*

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>>567944617
Will this do?

>>567944754
<3

>>567926678
Seriously? You're all sitting in this thread looking at each other's cocks?
Fucking faggots.

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>>567935743
jesus horrifying christ

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Rate me

>>567930778
where are you from?

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rate it!

>>567945296
Dude seriously, wash your dick. It got cheese in the rim. Fucking nasty.

>>567933174
"Big black dick"

>>567945000
What's wrong with being gay

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>>567945000
And yet somehow you made it here to comment? Come out the closet /b/ro. No one will be mad.