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10/10, doesn't matter how it looks it matters how it feels and uh...I think you got that covered babydoll.
I don't think my dick is attractive. Every girl i've been with has been sore the next morning though..
Will i be able to make a girl orgasm?
Ill be frank here. It sucks in some ways.
Not often do women deepthroat.
Anal is a no-no.
I bottom out girls (except my fwb).
Boners in public are like smuggling cucumbers.
The list can go on.
But atleast I have a personal towel rack at all times.
I agree. Getting a random boner in public is the worst thing possible. Flipping up to the belt doesn't work either because you can see a bump. I've had a girl attempt to deepthroat once, got pretty close until she almost passed out
I just get teeth.
Boners in public are pretty bad, my dick is a hanger, so when it comes to putting it into my belt, it is actually painful.
Anon is trying to kill women with his dick.
Or women are trying to suicide on your dick.
6.25 in the middle, 6.0 elsewhere.
Raging boner mode its 6.25 all around!
Yeah. but if the only way you can get a girl off is by humping away at her, shes going to get disappointed fast. Even if you're huge. Trust me I'm old and I've learned this shit.
Take time to get better with your hands. Dont just rub wildly on her clit. twist your fingers, spread them out and take your time. Make her know that she'll cum when you want her to.
Oral. Suck that pussy. Again don't think you're a genius because you found her clit. Good for you, but pay attention to the rest of that business. Work out your jaw and tongue muscles.
Do this. Even if its not a relationship. Even if you're of the thought you shouldn't have to prove anything. Do this so that no matter who else comes along to fuck her, she will _never_ be able to forget that one asshole that made her cum like a fucking porn star.
girls talk about that shit with their friends even more than guys. So no matter what your relationship to the chick is, or if it ends disastrous, her friends will still know you as that guy who can make girls see the glory of god.
And that shit pays off.
Good. there's nothing quite like being known for being dangerously good in bed just by what your ex'es say.
Us men have been saying we're good in bed so long that nobody believes it, true or not. The phrase instantly translates to being heard as "im lying and desperate to fuck you". So, just keep it on the D.L. Let other people spill your secrets for you.
Shit man. Just go outside. You'll be covered in a thin layer of woman (or men? i dont give a fuck).
Not sure how to socialize? Join a local Toastmasters club. They flat out fucking teach you how to be more socially engaging.
Anxiety/depression problems? Go to a therapist. When you get in there Tlat out tell them the shit you tell _nobody_ else. As long as its not illegal, they can't do shit other than exactly what they're paid to: Help you negotiate those weird fucked up thoughts and feelings. No insurance? Medicaid/community programs.
I'm 33 years old. For 20 years of my life I was a basement dwelling autist/borderline sociopath who did nothing but play videogames and eat freezer pizza and thought suicide might be the only real way to change things.
Then I just.... Got the fuck up.
I make 80k a year at a job I don't even have to go into the office to do. I write speeches for famous people and articles for magazines/websites. I've been featured in the New York Times. Last year I got my family a new car and house, paid in full.
I have a 4 inch cock, fully errect. Yet I've never been been known as a disappointing lover. All I had to do is wake the fuck up and start owning my shit.
You have a body built by zeus. OWN that shit.
Somewhere between 7 and 8, girthy as hell
And yet somehow you made it here to comment? Come out the closet /b/ro. No one will be mad.