Breath rapidly and deeply for 40 seconds with your hands on your knees, head facing down and body leaning down. Next get up, hold your breathe, relax, constrict the chest so that blood flow to your head stops and you "pass out."
You may have a somewhat violent reaction, but afterword you are revitalized with all that new fresh blood flowin'. Tis' how I got through college on 20 minutes of sleep 5 hours 40 minutes of /b/.
No sauce will be given because it's right there and you're too stupid to get it.
I still have my old limewire folder backed up from when I was 15. Lemme get you a picture.
That is so fucking fake, evidently a plastic dick. Also, it should be black as her.
Why are all niggers such pieces of shit? I mean, statistically, one would have to assume that there'd be a couple that are alright, but really... No. It's like they're making a concerted effort to be universally despised.
>Some genius fucked a monkey with a mutated virus.
And who do you think gave the monkey the virus, and surgically augmented its ass and presented it with a bucket of KFC as bait?
You have any of you cumming inside of her?
Some of it has been renamed because of reasons.
I know it's cliche to say this but there are black people and there are niggers.
Everytime I go on /pol/ and get lambasted by how awful niggers are, I can find myself feeling ill-will toward all black people generally, but then I'll run into some random black dude the next day who is just the nicest guy and then I feel bad for letting myself be manipulated that way. Every race has its dregs and some races more than others, probably.
Honestly, you guys have to admit, this was just some average guy, and he did a good job of protecting his girlfriend. He deserves some praise for holding out. Hope he is drowning in pussy.
>only blue eyes, blonde hair are white
Hello my Jews friends
You guys ever jerk off so much that the next day it kinda burns a little when you pee and some foamy urine and milky substance comes out of your dick but then subsides relatively quickly?
Drink more water.
>implying they are turk and not 'murikans
Oh yes! also Italians, Irish, Greek, Slav and Finnish are black!
Yeah, it's vaginal fluid.
Thanks. I get this too, except
> never had sex
> no foam/milk, just normal pee
I thought I had a narrow urethra.
Well one way or another you got da clap. Figure it out.
>Achievement unlocked: Asked for Source
this pretty much is how over 90% of the niggers i've met act. then they wonder why women 'clutch their purses when black men walk past'..this is why niggers..this is why.
noah. the commercials literally had all the scifi scenes. Rest of the movie is like sitting in church.
>tfw i went to a friends easter church performance after and i heard the exact same lines.
When you go to africa or a muslim country, anywhere in the middle east.. if youre a woman, youre told to die your hair so that its not blonde.
Blonde bitches get kidnapped like fucking crazy in all those countries, turned into sex slaves.
I'm a little simple so I enjoyed it. Its a lot more political thriller than you'd think a super hero would be. Plus Scarlett is in it just as much as Cap.
Can I get a link so I can hear what they're saying?
imagine being married to her. and one day youre high as shit and shes trying to be sexy like that and its just taking everything inside of you to not lose your shit and just laugh your ass off
note the red bit that you see is invisible and is magnified by the fact that the camera is picking up on the IR heat of the missile.
That TOW missile is actually moving at a really good clip, and not slow like video game TOWs
DID THEY CUT OFF HIS PENIS AND SHE'S SUCKING ON THE TUBE
niggers are by definition pieces of shit. i know some great black people. not all black people are niggers, and not all niggers are black people. if you dont know this, then you are sheltered, try leaving your bedroom
More Godzilla or more Captain 'Merica?
Getting fucked in the ass doesn't count
He doesn't eat the whole thing like that., just the one bit.
I can't exactly remember what's happening but she wants something and he said that if she can pick up some food on a fork held in her cooch then he'd let her have it.
Moar like this?
Funny but scripted and they still fuck anyway
you have to not shower for like 2 years for this to happen
Thanks anon I was looking for that scene
>mfw I do the exact same routine after eating