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If that's actually your sister and your taking pictures between her legs while she's on the computer... You want to fuck her. If she is letting you take pictures between her legs.... She wants you to at least try to fuck her.
>>567860703 In all fairness, just because she wants him to try to fuck her... It doesn't mean that A. She will let him fuck her. Or B. that she wants to fuck him. She may just be cocky easing cause she knows he wants to fuck her.
simple. tell the bitch that if she doesn't get off tumblr you are going to post all the nudes all over the place and dump them here. if that doesn't work, it means she is a whore and wants the world to see her naked, in which case you need to explore that will a full blown spread pussy and a sharpie in the pooper
Judging by the pictures she's no older than 22 so she's still pretty young and don't know much about life yet so she spends her days watching at photo albums of other people she feels connected with. There's nothing much you can do here except post more pics of her.
Try and get her out of the house by engaging in activities she likes. If she has no alternative why would she not spend her days watching pictures of things she's interested or curious off ?
>>567868727 what an idiot, you know you could buy drops called "spanish fly" from any sex shop and place 2 drops into her drink and have her horny as all living hell? she'd just eat your dick if you start touching her out of nowhere.
>>567869029 yea well that's the trick, you got to make sure that she does it with her own will, so that even if she remembers it after, she'd be like, fuck, I was the one who wanted to choke on his cock... actually the use of that pill, is that it breaks the line between you and her, then she'd just fuck you when she's horny and has no where else to go or doesnt want some guy to deal with, or you could just keep sipping that drop into her drink when you're horny, don't use it more than twice a week though, it has side effects and can get her in the hospital.
OP, I was actually in a similar predicament to you. I shall share how I got my sister off SJWfaglr, but in the end, it comes down to her needing to make the decision on her own. If you would like, I'll greentext my story, as it may be a beacon of hope for all who wish sanity upon their hormonally driven imouto.
Pic related, that's actually my sister in the 3D one.
> Be me, 16 at the time sister discovers tumblr (20 now, fuck off faggots) > Hear horror stories on /b/ of an evil power rising in the East > Send an away team to investigate website. > Actually just dared to go there, where no man has traveled before. > Found her username out through the magic of shoulderpeeking.
> No harm has been delt, yet. However, I had noticed a slight amount of attitude, which at the time I attributed to her entering puberty. > Notice her morals slowly begin to change, become more... liberal. > Next year she comes out as a full feminist supporting lesbian. Always knew she had something up, but she did still talk about boys, before then. > Year after that she fucks the school cop's daughter (another story for another time). Good shit, that was. He has yet to find out. > Decide a year too late to check her browsing history. Yuri... /a/... /co/ (hurt my eyes), and tumblr > Read her posts, started looking like every other feminist on the damn site. > Then, she starts talking about her tumblr friends... and that what told me something was wrong
> As we "cishet male scum" all know, emo suicide girls (and not the naked ones) rule the majority of the shithole. > Talked to her about it, apparently she has had to talk every person on her list out of becoming... entertainment for /b/ > Her life at this point is non-existent outside that dreaded site. > Every "girlfriend" she has had on that site, according to her, "had more baggage than a Muslim on an American Airlines flight". > Try talking her away from the site, but she stays, getting really bitchy about it. > Parents don't give a shit, completely oblivious to her actions. > Sister starts getting really bitchy, turns out one of these friends tried to an hero on Tylenol. Dumb fuck.
> This continues on, and she gets worse and worse. Eventually tells me she hates me because I am "cishet". > Realize there is only one way to solve this. > I must penetrate her*, destroy her*, and otherwise blast a load* on her. > I get the proper protection (double walled, for safety)*, and prepare to go to a place no man has been before. > I create a tumblr account
* - penetrate her account * - destroy her reputation * - blast a load of shit not even she could accept on her dashboard. * - double wall with proxy and vpn, no evidence left behind
> As expected of a /b/ tard, I know what really sets off a feminazi. My penis. > One day, when doing dishes at my dad's house, I am given an oppurtunity to use it, since the Y chromosome contributer was out trying to get lucky or whatever (cheetoed on mom, ended their marriage) > "Hey imouto, know what his towels smell like when he never does the laundry?" > She turns to look, and is presented with my 6.5" trusty meat sword of honor. > Screams like a banshee in labor, as I approach her, pointing all three arms at her.
> She immediately runs to her "safe area" (tumblr room), and I follow her. I channel the power of Pete and Tasha, Zoe and Anon, blindmuteloli and... well you get the picture. > Busted down her door with a male privilege kick below the lock, and away the door goes. > Get Mr. Funstick slammed in the door, and I call a full retreat.
>>567876486 Did that, she bitchfitted to parents, who took the OS hard drive out of my computer for a week, until I undid the block. She screamed like an Asian girl getting raped by a nigger every day, and she only got worse.
> Had to rethink my strategy, lucky she elected not to call the cops or parents, this time at least. > Try showing her Kodomo no Jikan and To aru kagaku, she rejects both. > Offer steins;gate, remind her about Kana Hanazawa (her favorite voice actress). Rejects it too. Says she hates anime now (but still is watching dramatical murder and zetsubo sensei. The feminist=hypocrite stereotype could not be more accurate). > Call a buddy up, tell him to start recording our skype call. > I put on my cool face, come to terms with evil pervert me for a while, and knock on her door. > "Time to go to mom's house, sis" > No response. > "Yo, lesbo! Time to go. You said you hated being at dad's" > No response. All personnel at full alert. Bring out the male privilege once again, and show the world that no teenager's lock can defeat true power.
> Thinking the worst, given her recent events with friends, I expected to find a corpse (possibly warm, meaning wouldn't be necro, right /b/?). > She is in her chair crying, then starts screaming at me. > "Hey, I busted the door because I was worried about you" (no lie, actually try to be good oniisan sometimes) > "BHSBHJsnvHJBVHSBDHGSFHBHB" > lolwut did this bitch just say? > "What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch, I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy seals...." > She gets her phone out and dials my father. > "DADDY BIG BROTHER ANON IS TRYING TO HIT ME AND RAPE ME HELP!!!!!!!!" > Wait.... what????? > She pulls the bullshit in pic related, I don't fucking believe my ears. > Reach over to grab phone, explain to father what's going on. She bites and scratches. > Arm dripping in blood. > Leave the room to stop the bleeding. > Remember friend is recording all of this.
> Yo /b/ro you got the data? > Yeah, but it could be taken out of context, quality isn't great. Laughing my ass off the whole time. That girl needs a some real fucking mental help. > Dude you are telling me. > Anyways, get the dreaded Call from: Dad on my phone. > Answer, and explain my side. He believes nothing, as my sister is the perfect little angel. > "Dad, this time I have evidence that she is lying to you. I even have a friend who heard the whole fight. He will testify for what I say. Listen to the recording, if you think he will be a biased source." > Fukkin science, can't argue with observable evidence. > "Anon son, I don't give a fuck. You sister is in the basement crying now, already called her mother. I don't want to listen to the recording." > Wut? A doctor refusing evidence? That's a first. > Get call from mom, surprisingly she agrees with me. Normally we hate each other.
> Mom drives 30 minutes to rescue her baby girl, despite accepting my story. > Tell her I don't want to see sister for a while, need to cool my head. Send her off. > Get on /b/ and find some high quality loli. Let loose my anger and prostate contents. > Week goes by, we don't talk at all. I get yelled at by father because sister called when he was drilling girlfriend #4. > Finally get balls to talk to sister, turns out one of the tumblr bitches is hospitalized for self harm again. > As part of relationship repair time, watch Evangelion with her and mom, then talk her into To aru. Get along ok for that.
> Next weekend at dad's house, she breaks down like a Ford Explorer, 1999 edition. > Decides to go take a shower in dad's bathroom (hates hers), when he and girlfriend #1 are in bed together, at midnight. > He gets pissed, obviously, and tears her a new asshole. No not with his dick. > Sister pulls "I am a womyn and I have the right to shower when I want where I want, you don't tell me what to do" > Girlfriend #1, who works for CPS, says that my sister is out of fucking line. > Now father, see what your ignorance has created. > Sister goes back to her room crying. Says dad is acting like a nigger and goes to bed.
> /b/ is in absolute disarray > The news channels are going ballistic > White apologist tears are shed > Grape drank and tear gas are launched > Martin Luther King curses himself > Obama plays golf. > Yep, you guessed right /b/. Fast forward to Mike Brown getting a full clip of justice. > We live... relatively close to Ferguson, so it's a whole different level for us. > Mom's work closed due to proximity of riots, shit like that. > I am on fucking cloud 9 here, guys. Nigger got shot, one less in this world, and NAACP (Niggers always assaulting Caucasian people) is having a royal mindfuck, like father's day for black communities. > Whole family hates niggers (hence imouto's comment last post), so we are all enjoying watching the chemically induced tears being shed. > Sister decides to check tumblr to see what they are saying.
> It seems the hard part of weakening my little sister's attachment to the site has been done for me. It's like I was given an Ikaros and told "Do whatever you want" > Wikileaks training has prepared me for this. > All her "friends" call Mike Brownigger a martyr, and apologize for actions of white policeman > Sister's resolve takes -100 damage > I go in deeper than I ever had, Tasha's bro be so jelly. > Summon the knowledge of Hououin Kyouma and Psychology 9001. Release the load. > Not really though, but I got some nudes from her, to test how much control I had over her. > I log in to created account, now a friend of hers. Time to make sure she has no room left to hide. > Post about how sick I am of tumblr, and that they are supporting a known criminal (video of him robbing store released a few days ago). > Gets sister all worked up. She is weak, so I finish on her.
> just joking on the finishing on her, not joking with nudes, but cp so not posting. Plus I deleted them after fully memorizing images for future use. > Anyways, I pull my verbal sorcery out and crush any hope she has for the site. Tell her that if she stays, she'll be sucking nigger cock like all the other LGBTQBLTBBQ fags she called "friends". > Called her out on her bullshit, reminded her of the fun we used to have, playing vidya and watching animoo. > Play my final card: she doesn't know about the recording yet. > Hey sis come listen to this. > She immediately hits delete key when she realizes what I have. > Oh by the way best friend has a copy. > Put him on skype. > She rages like crazy at him, calls him all manner of names. > He brings out more blackmails than you see in a county jail. > Her public image is ruined, according to her. > She logs on to the t-site one last time, and writes a page and a half worth of FUCK YOU to every person on the site. > The nigger is dead, and so is her account. > Getting more feels than a baaawww thread. I have never been so proud of her before. > Take her to get non-semen ice cream all over her face and in her stomach.
>>567856078 Easy add this line to her windows hosts file. Windows key + R. Paste: C:\Windows\System32\drivers\etc\hosts Select Notepad. Add to the bottom: 127.0.0.1 tumblr.com if your a macfag lrn2iptables
Now she and I are on good terms. She calls me "oniisan" now, and has finished the glory which is Steins;gate. The logic is still too much for her, but that's to be expected without a Y chromosome.
Well, that's the end of that. She has really soft boobies (non bumpy kind, smooth the whole way around), and I will answer any other questions you may have, for the few of you left. Feel free to archive/screencap if you feel necessary.
Didn't have it pretyped, as you just saw. I have some more stories circulating around. Darquerious the retard nigglet, the reason for my hatred of niggers,
and soon some tales of getting handjob from loli cousin, but that's a tale for another time.
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