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Something like 9 to me.

>>567813168
At least translate the step for us anon.

The fuck is this supposed to do?

Err... Nothing happened.

>>567813168
DO NOT DO THIS

IT MAKES AN AIR BUBBLE AND GIVES YOU A HEART ATTACK

SERIOUSLY DO NOT TRY THIS

>>567813168
the third one was a little bit off, my sister did and got like a fucking 9.3 on her second attempt

I died, thanks OP you fucking fag

sorry I don't speak noodle

>>567813937
>>567814056
is this another fingerbox thing?

don't do this, it makes mustards gas

>>567813971
its the 5 point palm exploding heart technique

>>567813168
I know the very first symbol means hand.
That's where I'm stuck. What's next?

>>567813168
dont do this let this thread die as if you do this youll get a air bubble

>mfw OP is literally trying to kill people ITT

>>567814232
autism detected. just because you havent heard of something doesnt mean its a troll.

>>567813168
Did that shit last night.
Felt all good up in my hand n shit.

>>567813772
it's a massage technic for ppl working on pcs

>>567814005
>pressing on the skin makes air bubbles

we would have all been dead long ago

also, your post gave me mustard gas.

>>567814589

>>567814589

You have to press really hard. The idea is that all those points you pushed, in the center is where blood vessels meet. It creates an air bubble in the middle which then gives you a heart attack and ultimately death.

Popular method of religious suicide in the 1600's, imitating sort of how Jesus had his hands fucked up when he died

>>567813168
I saw kill bill2, you will not trick me

i did it then i died from cancer

>>567814725
>center where all blood vessels meet
>in the hand

nigga do you even anatomy

>>567814589
It is possible tot make airbubbles by pressing on the right spots. Do your research before you post shit.

Fake and gay

>>567814589

>pushing on a closed system will magically cause something to be there that isn't there

I'm not doing it anyway, but yeah, people are retarded.

>>567813168
Fuck you, that's how my brother died. Sharing this info should be considered a crime.

>>567814865
top kek

I actually just tried this and now I wished I read the thread first. Will I die later? Or would I have died straight away from this?

>>567813168
Works perfectly, everything is in order.
Thanks OP.

Nothing will happen, this is stupid.

>>567814973
no. if you didn't die right away you'll get superpowers. go ahead and start picking out your costume.

>>567814973
It depends on how healthy your circulatory system is. It can take from 5 minutes to 5 hours

Tldr you're fucked

i've done this multiple times. nothing ever happened. i pressed pretty hard

Here a good one. Squeeze your chin as hard as you can for 30 seconds. Post results.

>>567814973
If it was an air bubble you'd die at the next hearth beat

>>567814876
fucking moron. where does the air come from? have you ever wondered that? just because you stop a blood vessel from flowing for a moment, an air bubble does not magically appear.

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Massage technique if your wrists and hand hurts from working/playing too much on a computer. Faggots.

>>567813772
it's a fap test, if you can do 2 and 3 without your fingers instinctively curling in, you fap too much

My left arm hurts :(

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>>567813168
http://www.douban.com/note/295680609/
It is a massage

>>567814725
It prickles a little, but it also does so in the feet for me, so it's probably a placebo.

>>567815216
yeah, just google image search and translate that shit. But srsly tho before i did the searching and translating i almost shat a brick

i did this and it feels weird.. FUCK

what am i supposed to do now? is it supposed to kill me instantly?

>>567815216
this.

do you faggots even reverse image search anymore?

>>567815275
Air bubble is traveling

Have a nice heart attack

>>567815147
somthing sais me i cant trust you

>>567815147
Do this faggots. Post results

>>567815371
yes, you did it wrong. you should be kill. please keep trying.

Wow thanks a lot fuckheads I just did this and now I'm dead

ITT: newfriends not knowing about this carpal tunnel troll

>>567813168
I don't speak ching Ching long long what does it say?

>>567815275

Dial 9 then 1, wait, try to take a sip of water, if it dribbles out one side of your mouth, dial the other 1.

>>567815305
No it creates mustard gas inside your bloodstream

>>567815443
Trust me /b/ro

>>567813168
???????

Oh shit guys. I think I fucked up. I tried this on my hand, and I died. I am posting from my dad's hand, I need help. How do I fix this?

>>567813168

DON'T DO THIS
IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS

>>567813168
Just did this and my hand fucking hurts, got a red dot near my wrist now, how long have I got?

>>567815554
kek'd harder than i should have/10

????

>>567815686
Pray to gods your dad doesn't need a fap...

>>567815753
Call your family,say your goodbyes

You are literally going to die within the next 10-20 min.

http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1361451827

All the picture is, is talking about where pain for overuse with a mouse is.

0/10

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i did it

then i read the thread. if i die i wanna let you guys know i'd been thinking about suicide for a while

oh air bubble find your way into my heart

OP is legit, am dead.

RIP in pepperoni me.

To all the retards thinking it'll kill you and don't know better, no fucking air bubble is gonna appear. There are pressure points in your wrists and pressing releases tension, I'm guessing this is some relaxation technique.

inb4 u got b8ted m8

???????

???????

If anyone is still interested in OP pic, shit it's from this mouse pad:

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Memory-foam-wrist-support-mouse-pad-memory-foam-wrist-support-mouse-pad-hand-mouse-pad/676310835.html

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK I JUST DID THIS SHIT TO MY RIGHT HAND AND MY LEFT ARM HURTS LIKE FUCK RIGHT AT MY ARMPIT AND ELBOW
THAT SHIT IS SYMPTOMS OF HEART FAILURE HELP PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK

>>567814291
YES DON`T FUNCKING DO IT!

>>567816309
U probably have like 5 minutes of life left kek

>so glad I'm not you

>>567816309

ahahahaha oh my God. You ded son lelelelekeke

>>567813168

mustard gas

>>567816423
>>567816521
FUCK YOU GUYS THIS IS EXCRUCIATING IM GETTING FUCKING TUNNEL VISION

>>567816309

Also, you're purple. that means you're gay.

>>567816607
lmao you're gonna die. What are your last words, anon?

>>567813772
>>567813784
>>567813937


Its a hand massage technique to ease pain from using a mouse / keyboard. The website also sells ergonomic mousepads.

You cant get a fucking heart attack from pressing on your hand you idiots, no matter how hard you press.

>ITT: fucking idiots that cant reverse image search

It's a diagram of where sores develop if you use a shitty mousepad:
http://www.gzkuili.com/article.php?id=62

>>567816690
>>567816739
FUCK YOU LIMPDICK SYPHILLITIC TWATS I HAD TO CALL THE POLICE AND THEY'RE SENDING AN AMBULANCE
AND IF THAT SHIT IS FAKE THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME MY LEFT ARM IS NUM

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>>567816739
>>567816290
>>567815305
These are all trolls. Why would you trust anything chinese?

This kills you

>>567814589
>also, your post gave me mustard gas.
Underrated comment.

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Listen up niggas im going to post some fken facts

1.) You'll not generate mustard gas from this.
2.) You'll not die from this. These people are trolls. Just because you block the blood travel for a while, where would the air in the air bubble come from? Nowhere.

It's just like sleeping on your hand, it will just get numb. Now gtfo trolls.

>>567815857 I did this a few mins after the thread was created, r u b8

>>567816290 this shit right here is true. Its actually a way to make an arm resting mouse pad more effective or something idk

If its isn't a mousepad guide thing and OP was actually trying to kill people with this technique, this thread would be taken down faster than 9001 sanics.

>>567813168

strange that nobody have pointed out that this is lifehack to find out if your beef is medium rare or welldone when you cook it.

if the beef feel like touching inside the hand its rare etc

>>567816901
Pics or it didn't happen, killfag

wtf this got nothing to do with mousepads, or air bubbles, but I did this and my wrist is hurting like HELL
like I'm typing this with my right hand while sitting on the left to keep it from cramping
fuck you OP

>>567814379
Your autism flaring up again? Granted this may be new, but it's clearly a forced something...

>>567815147
my chin hurts

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I got a heart attack from one of these posts thankfully I lived, Got out from the hospital and now I'm fine living with my beautiful wife in England sipping tea while playing golf with my son Jeremy.

This thread needs chemo.

nothing happened, why would it?

>>567816931
WHY THE FUCK DO I FEEL LIKE IM DYING THEN IS THIS JUST A COINCIDENCE

>>567817035

ahahaha nother ded nignog lelekekelekeleklekeekelele

>>567816739
But the reverse search gave me only ching chong

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>>567817003
Wrong. That's this

Also>>567817035
If you don't have carpal tunnel (it's a massage for that yeah) then it reverses and gives you an air bubble

Tldr you are gonna die

>>567814005

dear retard, please die, sincerely anon

My roommate's arm is red and bubbly, what have you done 4chun?

OP here.

KILL COUNT: 2

Imma streak

>>567815554
Made me giggle

>>567813168

anon do you even image search, it's a relaxation massage lol

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I've seen it in movies/TV shows where they apply pressure to the wrist and the victim dies of cardiac arrest.. but I can't find any relevant medical or scientific reasoning to how the air embolism forms from applied pressure.

I logically assume its either fiction or some really obscure form special ops martial art.

I did this and now I am kill

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this will happen!

OP is a faggot!

>>567817106
Placebo effect

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ok guys the ambulance is here wish me luck

>>567817935
OP here

You have been rused

this is police he ded

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>>567817935

googled image
...

positive...
YOU'RE A FAGGOT

>>567817935
reverse img search and you're in 2011

>>567818283
no hes ded

>>567818226
That pisses me the fuck off. Mudslime dolls

>>567818382
>>567817935
>samefag

>>567818527
no hes ded im police

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>>567818527
oh and i rused u thinking u rused me hue

>>567817935

snow on sep. ?!

nice dude!

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>>567818752
We r both le ebin rusemasters

>>567817179
well done is for faggots

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>>567818856
>>567818886
(dnt tel em but he gots le rused xD)

Did it and nothing happened, fuck you OP

>>567819313
OP is a what?

my hand feels strange, will i explode now?

MODS MODS!!! TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN IMMEDIATELY. OP IS A FUCKING SOCIOPATH . DONT'T DO IT YOU WILL HAVE AN EMBOLISM TO THE HEART IF REPEATED FOR A SUBSTANCIAL AMOUNT OF TIME

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dont do it, creates mustard gas.
pic related

thread is dead
unlike people who tried it

Be warnded, produces mustard gas.

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>>567815672
>???????
??????

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>>567813168
Five point exploding ass technique.

OP srsly! Theres shit everywhere... wud've you done to me ;_____;

>>567813168
This is a technique to make your hands bigger. Just like jelqing

>>567815686
BROTHERRRRRR

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I'm fucking scared. Left arm feels numb and so does my hand and then my armpits and then my head and now it's back to my arm. Someone contact the mods please

>>567813168
my gf does nr 3 during sex if I'm being too rough

makes me wimper like a bitch

THE SPOON FUCKING EXPLODED!!! MY HAND!! OH GOD

>>567813168
i did this and now my room is filled with mustard gas

Power level 9000!

>>567813168
43

>>567813971
Gives you carpul tunnel or whatever

come on this shit again, is a massage for after long hours of using a mouse

>>567816919
this.

The air bubble thing is bullshit.
Pressing veins does not make oxygen bubbles appear magicaly in your blood.
Even if they do, it's not a guarantee to kill you.
I've tried this in several ways. It's only popular because nobody here can translate from chinese, it's probably something completely unrelated.
You're all so full of shit i love it

>>567813772
>>567813784

>le funny meme

>>567813168
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>>567817935


It doesnt create air

It holds back blood flow, by letting it build up and then releasing. Its basicly sucking on a straw that you push closed and then releasing it all of the sudden. You get way too much drink in your mouth. With this your heart will actually create a small vacuum and then if you release it your heart gets lots of blood at once which can kill you if you have a bad heart. Be very careful with this.

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>>567826616
gb2 leddit :^D :^D :^D

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>>567826748

My bullshit meter is off the charts!
Even if that were how it worked, you'd have to do it with ALOT of pressure at several places at once at the exact right spot with alot of pressure which is pretty much impossible.
Also I'm pretty sure nobody died yet and almost everyone tried it. Atleast I know I'm still alive :):):)

>>567826748
>your heart will actually create a small vacuum
so, you want me to bang your or my head against the wall first, mr cockmongler-full-of-shit?

>>567827220
>>567827250
You know guys actually making people killing themselves with ebin maymay's is one thing but then continueing to claim its safe is just plain wrong

translation from chinese article:

Operation between the fingers of workers: massage massage fingers often see some of the children's shoes in the palm of your hand to feel tired, clasp fingers together, palms turned outward, and the slightest exertion, joint crackling burst of sound. Cool touches cool, but this does not allow the fingers to relax, look at the following diagram, there are actually Gengshuang methods.

Kneading joint law believe that children's shoes will be very familiar with the South this massage method, which is basically a standard massage salon south wrist practices. In fact, these salons as well as the city's massage the feet are evolved from a Chinese massage, for ease wrist fatigue, very good.

Spontaneous position press the point method, the distribution of the median nerve and palmar artery, a good massage can relieve where the median nerve fatigue, and rash blood vessels. The acupoint three stripes in the middle of the wrist, palm longus and flexor muscle distribution here, here can be a good massage to relax the muscles palm.

This method is rolled finger method I feel most comfortable, especially the last along with the middle finger and finger food finger upward deflection, and then forced a pull, it feels just wonderful, I believe went to massage shoes profound understanding of the city. Of course, to the most comfortable, or to let someone else to give you a massage.
That's why we recommend it to everyone three methods, simple, practical and comfortable. Here we continue to watch, to see a more easily we ignore, but also much higher than the incidence of new occupational mouse hand: Keyboard elbow.

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the full photoset.

is mustard gass french mustard heated to the state of gass?

>>567827708
Yeah great try killing us english speaking people fucking chink

fuck you

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Basicly what they're saying is sing a mouse and a keyboard is bad for you and you need to use ancient chinese secret massage therapy to have better wrists.

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>>567827828

>>567827708

holy shiitt thankkkks I was actualy getting worried x_x

>>567826748

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embolism

>>567815869
Holy shit you can never imagine that pussy can be that scary.

I'll never touch a woman again