Hello, /b/. I have decided that it would be only considerate,

Are you saying that you also know what is going to happen?

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Great, now I have to stay awake from 0 a.m./p.m. CET until 10 a.m. on friday?

Indeed, /b/rother.

What have you gathered in preparation?

>>567776096
Nah batman's got us. Thread over.

>>567778456
Are you saying that you also know what is going to happen?

87

>>567778456

I do not gather anything. The notion was mental preparedness, not materialistic.

>>567776096
why not just keep targeting the U.S?

>mfw when everyone else than the 1st world understands nothing and are simple imbeciles
>mfw i dont have a face

OP here, preparation lists?
I've got most of mine, getting small shit, like canned food, fuel, lighters etc.

OP here, mental preparation is more powerful than materialistic, indeed. But in case this gets out of hand. I have that "better safe than sorry attitude".

>>567778717

See, that's not the original notion of the previous OP. If it would make sense to gather food, fuel and other survival stuff, he wouldn't have given it away since it would imply some event that causes shortages for whatsoever reason. And that doesn't happen without a major catastrophe.

>>567778717
Again op:

Are you saying that you also know what is going to happen?

87

OP here. Would not have made this thread, if I did not know.
Just trying to help /b/ be mentally preped. This will be big.

876

Fuck I hope this isn't some religious bullshit
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/469228/Four-blood-moons-Does-alignment-of-Mars-Earth-and-Sun-mean-the-end-of-the-world-is-nigh

>>567779038
Why not just come out and say what it is?
87

Sauce?

>>567776096
***GUYS, LISTEN!!!! I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!***

What's going to happen is that 3 days from now everyone who took this z-grade troll seriously even in the slightest will be rounded up and culled for the good of the species.

>>567779038

Come on. One guy goes to bed after 4 hours, another one pops up. The first OP stayed consistent in his argumentation.

<<567779221 # Because then, it would spiral out of control. Those who are aware, are privileged, in a sense.

>>567779064
It aint

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>>567778717
he said to be adaptable to changes... but he didn't say to hide in a bunker.

>>567779380
You are unconvincing, completely.

Not like the other guy.

Good night.

87

>>567779064
pfffffffnooooo.
not even close.

>>567779380

I wouldn't buy this, either. This is an anonymous board and up until friday, it wouldn't reach any of the mass media outlets. Not even being widespread on facebook.

People claim outrageous and ridiculous things before. Never hit the news until after it happened.

This is not the orginal poster. Amen.

Retards.

Someone tell me what is going on?
Or why we must be prepared for the next '3 days'
This seems really fucking interesting.

Is it 9/11 again?

>>567779803
aliens

>>567779803
Why do you ask? You're OP

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>>567779803
Tabascos going to be x1 more spicier.

whats going on in this thread

Now this is getting intriguing.
Aliens? Tell me more, /b/ro.

>>567780003

KEK'd when I read that, too.

>>567779803
You are the op of this thread dickwad, you tell us.

87
Mfw Forgot to sage

>>567779803
>>567779038

>Samefagging
>0/10

There's been too many of these threads. Maybe you should try something else nest time.

Is the rest of The Fappening OC getting dumped?

>>567776096
In 3 days is OP going to deliver? If so i hope its a webm thread of fresh porn

>>567780092
If the world ends before this happens I hope those greedy fuckers go to hell

>>567780326

Naw, he was pretty clear about that the world isn't going to end.

You need to tilt your head back!

Ebola

Ebola will reach the rest of the world. Localized chaos.

Please tell me that there are 4D printers and we can now print waifus

I like these threads we should have them more often

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>>567780091

disappointing, another sand nigger

>>567776096
What have we done for you and who are you?

And what areas will be in the zone?

Allright so no one fap starting now untill event

OP again.
I am one of twelve, do not fear; however. First world countries can count on being stunned and left with a sense of knowledge. Not, fear or doom.

>>567779380
I've managed to figure it out on my own.
It's not hard if your reading comprehension is good and you have an open mind.
Apart from 'the event', I'm anticipating the look on my friend's faces when they realize I was right all along.

OP, again.
What you have done for me?
You have kept me entertained, drawn my concern, and been a shoulder for me.

>>567782643
Enjoy then, /b/rother.

>>567782643
explain?

>>567782643

Shit. Now that makes 13. OP... do we need to sacrifice him ritually?

>>567782908
OP here, I give you my blessing.

>>567782873
there is no point in understanding now
nobody can stop it
87

>>567782617
fucking failfags now days; he said a few dozen ppl know in the first post, not 1 of the 12... Unless you refer to 1 of the 12 cocks your mom had for breakfast in that case gg

>>567783014

I'm gonna tell on you. OP-OP is gonna round up toreros in tartan to find you.

>>567782643
Make that another i know what is now this going to be great all my friends are going to think im a bad ass for knowing 3 days prior

>>567776096
>Hello, /b/.
I have decided that it would be only considerate, taking into mind all that you have done for us.
3 Days, gentlemen. I am unable to reveal details on the matter, but I can warm you. This is it, guys. 3 days.
Do what you can to prepare.
You have 60-70 hours.
>3 Days, gentlemen. I am unable to reveal details on the matter, but I can warm you
> but I can warm you
>warm you
>I stopped there
>captcha officers istshms

>>567783284
dont you want to be warm?
its getting pretty cold where i live

>>567783284

This PSA was brought to you by Americas Preppers Network as a smart viral marketing campaign.

Zombie outbreak
Plz

>>567782873
You are part of it, as is every other human being.
>>567782908
I won't go willingly.
>>567783262
I've known for years.
2012 was unfortunate though as I had money on that year.

>>567783367
I am working in steel works there is plenty of warm there I think I would enjoy nuclear winter

>>567783684
Id probably just wonder around shouting fallout references until I die in radiation poisioning

>>567783628
are they going to harvest my liver?

>>567783684

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoASZyihalc

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> mfw this song played just when i started to read this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gnKzPlmy2U

>this thread again
Fuck off already
>>>/x/

I live in Pennsylvania. Should I quit my job and spend the next three days doing what I truly love (snorting oxycontin, fucking my cousin's wife in the asshole, and drinking whisky) or should I just chill?

>>567784712

I'd strongly recommend the latter.

>>567784712
If I was an absolute douche bag, I would say yes.
No, it is not life threatening. What's your job? That might actually change my answer.

>>567784793
I'm still going to fuck my cousin's wife in the asshole and snort oxy tomorrow, I just won't quit my job or mix the pills with the whisky. Got it.

I hope everyone fuckin dies!

>>567784851
Tech support for a fruit based computer company. It's not so bad.

>>567784948
OP here.
What do you do for a living?
Party a tiny bit harder, nothing to frantic; /b/ro. Because you will feel lucky to witness this in your lifetime.

I'm hoping for mass casualties, but I'll settle for learning that some type of alien, and/or crazy witchcraft shit is real. Fuck, send me to Hogwarts.

>>567785074
Tech support for Apple. It's a decent job.

>>567785302
Perhaps a few hundred casualties, depends on the chaos, and how officials handle it.

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>>567785517
We all know that, but it's fun to speculate. Shit I've been up for 41 hours, I've got nothing better to do.

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UPDATE

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mfw this attention whore has been baiting like 3 threads to the front page

>>567785815
Is that Mars, or did you snap a pic on your vacation in tattooine?

>>567783284
It's code, man. He'll warm us with the fires of nuclear blasts.

>>567785937
top fucking kek

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>>567779923
What's 9 + 3 faggot

>>567786638
are you jesus

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>>567786943
True fuckin story
>mfw niggers can't count

>>567787420
It burns my inner soul when a fucking bronze 5 pleb tries to do basic math and shits all over is hard work.

>>567783628
You think it's a revelation of collective consciousness don't you.

>>567788097
Hahah, dear god no.
It's a little more tangible than that.

>>567787689
Its the 2D hologram shit, only religous and the weak minded will go fucking mental

Christ will return.

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>>567788697
op is a faggot

>>567788697
Obama releasing raptor jesus from containment in 3 days confirmed.

"I can tell you that materialistic people, at least the most directly affected, will reconsider their values after it"

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>yfw we will finally witness the second sun behind the regular sun
>yfw the dark side of the moon will finally not be dark anymore
>yfw there are alien nazis living on the dark side of the moon

pepper your angus

>>567790920

As a German, I can assure you there is no Nazi base on the moon. There is one below Antarctica, though.

>>567776096
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/469228/Four-blood-moons-Does-alignment-of-Mars-Earth-and-Sun-mean-the-end-of-the-world-is-nigh

>> It's fucking astronomy, fuck these christian bullshitting fuckers

>>567776096
because you touch yourself at night

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http://nationalreport.net/michelle-obama-claims-upcoming-interview-will-shock-world/

>thread

>>567792571
Oh... the Obama's fledge their support for the oppressed, yay..

Fuckin' please.
As if this is the turn of the new world paradigm.

>>567792571
wat

>>567792821
>president turns out to be gay, transloving niggerfaggot
>traditionalists declare war on LGBT community

this will be epic

>>567792571
Disappointment right here.

>>567793062
I agree, it'd be cool/10.

But, the point is, the 'event' that's actually being discussed does not match up to the article in any way whatsoever.

I predict it will be The Fappenning, V.2, featuring Emma Watson!

>>567793774
kek

>>567793774

Don't create a poll. More people would want to see that happen than actual first contact with an intelligent alien race.

>>567776096
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/469228/Four-blood-moons-Does-alignment-of-Mars-Earth-and-Sun-mean-the-end-of-the-world-is-nigh

>>567794826
i fucked a hedgehog once

>>567795613
exactly!

>>567794826
or maybe this, it starts in 3 days:
http://www.weforum.org/events

Pff the "world" ends after the three year winter
so you know the end is near once its been winter for 2 years

if you mean the world is coming to an end, then I hope so. my life sucks

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/09/08/russian-strategic-bombers-near-canada-practice-cruise-missile-strikes-on-us/

WW3

>>567796972
cute way for pooty poot to commit his country's suicide, way to go linking faux news

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>>567781780
>Please tell me that there are 4D printers and we can now print waifus
>Please tell me that there are 4D printers
>there are 4D printers
>4D printers
>4D

I dont think that means what you think it means

>>567791031
>alien nazis
>As a german

are you implying germans are aliens?

>>567797752
Are you implying that aliens are german?
>inb4

>>567776096
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/469228/Four-blood-moons-Does-alignment-of-Mars-Earth-and-Sun-mean-the-end-of-the-world-is-nigh

who is tif

>>567798039
No i was not implying that
But i am implying it now

>>567779803
samefag harder

i work for a secret government agency - i know the secret. cern will hold a press conference about how the large hadron collider has revealed the existence of parallel dimensions inhabited by intelligent alien life forms.

>>567798510
Aliens+germans-implying÷3=alien raptor fucking hitler spaghetti meatball 9/11

>sage

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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Rollin for someone to give me shelter.

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>>567776096
>I can warm you
>Tfw op will never warm you

Hi /b/. Tim Cook's neighbour here. I'm one of the few dozen who know, I went through his trash.

Apple's new iWatch to be announced today will be stocked in stores on 9/12 and people's lives will change forever.

Analysis reveals some lives may be lost as over-zealous shoppers fight each other to get their hands on one. But it will be a day for the history books.

>>567798039
Depends on where you are. Any foreigner is technically a alien