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Dear /b/, I think you should know this, and so I will share

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Dear /b/,

I think you should know this, and so I will share it with you:

In three days, something HUGE is going to happen. Unfortunately I cannot reveal any details, but you will know what I am talking about when you hear about it on the news.

I thought you would be glad to receive a heads up. Be ready for it.

Three days.
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>>567740059
good?
bad?

affecting one country?
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In three days OP will go straight. No more homo
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>>567740613
"Good" or "bad" depends on your perspective on the matter.
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>>567740924
let's say my perspective is that of a US armed forces member
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8/8
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>>567740924
What is the scope of "huge". City? Nation? World? If i'm living in Somalia will I know about it?
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>>567740059
Do you think we are going to die, OP?
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I like Earth, she's a pretty cool guy who rotate and doesn't afraid of the solar sytsem.
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>>567741136
It says something about your state of mind that you assume it is going to be some sort of armed conflict. I am not saying it won't be, though.

Your description does not encompass a whole set of values. Not all US soldiers share the same opinions on every single matter. Many things will be considered "good" by some and "bad" by some others.
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>>567741380
Pic related
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>>567740059
>good or bad
>based on perspective
I think I understand OP

>ukraine will shoot down another malaysian airlines
>only niggers on board
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>>567741403
Everyone dies eventually, and on any given day (like three days from now) a lot of people will die, but the answer to what you mean with your question is no, we all are not going to die suddenly in three days.
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>>567740059
What exactly does "three days" mean. 72 hours? Also there's time zones and stuff. Be a little more precise please.
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>>567740059
You know how many of these threads people start? Fuck off.
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>>567740059
Its going to be a fucking terrorist attack, a fucking huge one!
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>>567741823

Something big happens almost everyday. I can't imagine what HUGE would encompass. Thus, OP is most likely a bundle of well organized sticks.
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>>567742151
Three natural days from now, whichever your time zone is, not necessarily 72 hours but within the 60-84 hours range more or less.
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>>567742253
Feel completely free to dismiss my post, then. I do not blame you, nor I condemn your skepticism, but in three days you will most likely change your mind about this.
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>>567742049
That is a rude, yet accurate attempt to illustrate what I meant.

Thanks for adapting my explanation from English to /b/nglish.
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>>567742895
This is so cool, im tipping my fedora in your direction.
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>>567742895
Something's going to happen a week from now, after your three days, and it's going to be even bigger and even better than your shit.

Just wait.

It's going to be HUGER.
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>>567743260
You dont even know about whats going down tomorrow... HUGEST
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>>567743260
I don't know about that one, and I have the feeling that you are making it up, but I certainly cannot deny that something even bigger could potentially happen, although chances are pretty slim.
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>>567743938
Chances of what? There are slim chances for this to happen?
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>>567743938
I'd like to welcome our microscopic Ebola friends three days in advance
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>>567740059
this is how the fappening got predicted so be careful faggots
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>>567744264
Slim chances of something even bigger happening within such a small time window.

I am perhaps falling prey of the gambler's fallacy; whatever happens in three days might be unrelated to something "huger" (as it was described earlier), hence the chances of something "huger" happening are slim by themselves, independently of what is going to happen in three days.
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>yfw ___________
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I call this bullshit. Why cant you tell? Yoy are anonymous here. And the best way to prevent something to happen is make people aware of that. So fuck off faggot
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>>567745158
Maybe he does not want us to panic.
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>>567740059
no details , what the fuck is up with that man !?
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>>567744515
I really am not in a position to give clues or help prediction attempts, but remember that what is happening in three days is either good or bad depending on your take on things.

Perhaps people will finally learn that the terms "good" and "bad" are not absolute, but rather relative, and the fact that most people take them as absolute is the root of so many problems in the world.

Even something like the Ebola spreading can be seen as something good by all those who claim that humankind is hurting nature, we are too many and we need to have a big epidemic to reduce our numbers drastically, despite a horrible loss of human life and uncountable personal tragedies. This is just an example, it does not mean you were right (or wrong) with your prediction
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>>567745158
What makes you think that its prevention is something you would benefit from, instead of the opposite?

Perhaps you live in fear of bad things happening and incorrectly assumed that "something huge" must be bad. Perhaps is what you expect to read on /b/. Or perhaps it is indeed bad for you, but good for many others, so its prevention would not be seen as a positive thing.
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What OP is trying to tell us: planes gonna crash into ONE WTC on 9/11
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>>567745659
we are not hurting the planet , the technology we are using as a collective species is causing some harm but we are still in the process of learning
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Sure thing OP I will be totally ready for "something in the next three days. I've already checked my something checklist and made my something preparations. Let the something begin!
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>>567740059

I believe this for once. I Got the same feeling I got before fukushima
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>>567744998
So, for you faggot It is 100% true? Also the source of this? b is not a good source, give another external.source. Everyone who take claims written here as true are faggots.
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>>567746120
I agree with you on this; I do not include myself when I say "all those who claim that humankind is hurting nature".

We, as you say, are causing some harm but I also believe we are learning to minimize this impact. But I digress, this is me getting a bit off-topic.
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>>567746679
Nothing has a 100% chance of occurring, and for me it is not an exception.

Chances are big enough now, just three days before; it is so probable that I thought it was worth sharing it already.
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>>567746704
Shut up
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>>567740059
pendska countryman
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>>567746704
what is going to happen , at least give us a hint
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Are you challenging Cho's High score?
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>>567747220
Three days huh?
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>>567742895
Ultimately due to not gaining any knowledge on the event from OP, we can do nothing to alter it. Since we have no idea what it is, it'll happen regardless, so there's 0 value in worrying about it at all because there's nothing we can do anyways.

Ultimately, this thread is useless because if you hadn't posted to let us know, it would happen regardless and BY posting, you've changed nothing.

Thanks for nothing OP.
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>>567747170
Feel free to leave, nobody is forcing you to stay and read the things I write.
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Is it another attack? With the missing commercial jet from Libya? Did I get it right?
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will it happen on 9/11? or 9/12?
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Who gave you such detailed Divination? Asmodeus? Buer? Abbadon?
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It 9/11 fags. Its in 3 days and will of course be on the news. Its also a pretty big thing.
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>>567748314
I'm a complete fucking idiot. I'm also high. Yeah, Weed is to blame.
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>>567740059
not this fucking thread again..
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>>567748638
How dare you blame the weed!
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>>567748815
Weed and rap music.
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/b/tards as usual... OP has given many hints. Newfags happen to be blind though....
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>>567747093
should I go hug my dear ones?
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>>567747220
I am not allowed to give hints that could give it away, because...

>>567747736
... if people knew about it, there is a certain chance that they could affect the outcome and/or the aftermath of the events, and that should be avoided, for the sake of letting things take their natural course.

>>567747736 again,
I want to ask you, since you say "thanks for nothing" (and perhaps you are right), what you think about this situation: you know that you are going to die eventually, "you can do nothing to alter it, it'll happen regardless, so there's 0 value in worrying about it at all because there's nothing we can do anyways." Yet, would not it be nice to somehow be able to prepare your soul three days in advance?

(I am not saying that the event three days from now involves death in any way, though.)


Maybe you will be happy to remember, after the initial shock, that you actually read about it on /b/ three days earlier. With your cynical take on things I wonder if this would make any change on you.
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>>567748985
It's for the kids amusement, I make fight music for high school kids.
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Oh look. A 9/11 joke. Congrats now every defense agency in the US is Probobly looking up your credentials. I hope they kill you OP.
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>>567749092
Damn. It's happening on new comic day. Can I at least buy my comics first?
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Mfw everyone posting is not saging

Fags
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>>567749092
You're introducing a new variable: consequence/effect.

You aren't telling us what the event will result in/how it will affect us, therefore it has 0 value, yes.

In your example we knew the result was death, therefore the value on the three days to prepare beforehand was defined.

Using an argument that is completely different than the original premise shows ignorance anyways, so in addition to saying thanks for nothing I am also declaring you, in fact, a faggot.
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>>567748082
>>567748314
>>567748638

Nothing to do with 9/11.

To be honest, I did not even realize that 9/11 is in TWO days from now (I am not American so it is not something I keep as readily in my mind as you may do).

Depending on its timing, it may happen when there are parts of the world still on a 9/11, but it may as well happen a bit later. It is more likely that you will perceive it as happening on 9/12 but again, it depends on where you live.
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in 3 days is 9/11

op is a terrorist
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>>567749078
It is never a bad moment to go hug your dear ones. Simply go and do it, no reason needed.
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>>567749631
Come on baby... you can tell me :)
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>>567749631
Why we should believe you? Say if not from who, from where.
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>>567749631
do you percieve it as something positive?
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>>567740059
Come OP obviously it's going to be on Earth we need a better hint it's not like we're gonna get it.
Unless you meant it's something happening in Africa
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>>567749453
Governments are already monitoring all of our communications... Computers are running 24/7/365 analyzing every sentence typed/spoken on a phone.

Wake up already!
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I really hope OP gets V&. He sure is a british slang for cigarettes.
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>>567740059
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>>567749803
How do you know this? Work for the government or something? Or just had an eye opening experience?
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>>567749947
I am going to be completely honest and tell you that if I were you, reading this post, I would probably not believe it. Although, I would screen cap it and keep it in the back of my mind for the rest of this week.

In reality I do not mind if you believe it or not today, since you will most likely believe it in three days. On the other hand, if you are the skeptical type, you will try to convince yourself that this post was a wild guess and that what you experienced was a freak coincidence.

It is up to you to believe what you want to believe.
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>>567750151
By "pic related" I did not mean that "it is going to happen on Earth" but rather "it is going to affect a significant amount of people all over the globe", as in, despite the possibility of being a precisely localized event, its reach and consequences will be felt by many elsewhere.
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>>567750846
OP confirmed for ISIS terrorist mudslime....
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>>567750846
Spit it out already! What the hell is going to happen?
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>>567750846
I'm taking a swing at it now. Massive solar flare. But again, what revealed this wealth of knowledge to you?
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>>567750009
Now this is a very interesting question. It dwells on the personal though, and I do not think that my personal point of view is of relevance. Plus, you do not know me and if I tell you that I, in fact, perceive it as positive, you will still not know how to take it.

But your interest on how I feel about it should not go unrewarded and I will tell you that I, personally, think it is a rather negative thing on a first impression but will probably be looked back at with a positive light in the future, maybe not because of the thing itself but because of the ramifications that it will provoke
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>>567750537
I cannot reveal the details but I can tell you I do not work for any government.
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How did you come across this information? Like I'm sensing some massive bullshit right now.
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>>567751128
OP has prophecising foreskin. Beware it's power
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>>567751242
assassination of a major political figure
use of nuclear weapon
release of ebola or some other virus
>pick one
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>>567751128
Staying on my line, I will not confirm, deny or hint at anything, but this is the kind of thing that would be very bad initially, yet could become a wake up call for advanced technologies to be better shielded against them, and the earlier this needs to happen the better for humankind, as we tend to rely more and more on unprotected technology for our very day to day survival.

Kind of like when the Titanic sank and it was a tragedy, but every boat carries enough life-saving devices for everyone on board since then. If one big thing like that did not happen, it may have taken many more small accidents, with a higher overall human cost, before some measures were taken.

Once again, I am not saying that it will necessarily be a tragedy, these are only examples to illustrate the concept of a good/bad duality.
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>>567751917
is it anything paranormal
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>>567751823
Those three guesses are on the right range of "hugeness". Although I am a bit sad that all of them are so negative, and you would not include something nicer.
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Just don't take away my internet
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>>567751382
Will it affect the materialistic more than the people who have fought to survive?
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>>567752131
at least i have some sense of your moral compass now, though i still haven't decided if i believe you.

i am inclined to think you are hinting at a major collapse of banking. not like lehman brothers which was caused by greed, but caused by a virus intended to throw our entire financial system in chaos.

>inb4 it's the ending of fight club
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>>567752205
I am glad you got your priorities right.

Now, in all seriousness, the loss of internet is nothing to joke about. I cannot deny or confirm that internet may be affected somehow.
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>>567740059
god another one of these troll threads. and it got 87 replies

you faggots are so gullable. these thrreads get posted all the time.

NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN OP IS A FAG
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>>567752131
I'm assuming the solar flare will act as a giant EMP, kill the grid, survival will kick in and those who can't survive will be tossed aside and burned.
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Will my Jimmy's be rustle?
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>>567740059
so what are you doing in three days, OP?
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Sage!!!
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>>567752795
Or a meteor. I'm assuming something natural.
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>>567752710
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Are you a terrorist?
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in three days its 9/11, Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
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For those unawares.
3 days from 9-11-2014.
ISIS has been spotted on the Mexico/American border. Fort Bliss of El Paso, Texas is on high alert. Possible leak invasion as far as Colorado and California. I think the only target they could possible attack with a great impact would be the Hoover Dam.
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>>567752902
I like this question. What will op do, knowing the very possible outcome?
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6/06/15
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>>567742442
Perhaps a huge phallus?
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>>567752753
Again, as an example, the assassination of a major political figure considered evil by your standards would be a "good" thing, but still under a negative light - resorting to an assassination when talks have failed and an agreement has been deemed impossible.

I considered your three proposals "negative" as opposed to things like finding cures to diseases, discovering a new revolutionary technology, or the acknowledge of extraterrestrial intelligence, if that is your cup of tea.
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Dude I'm working on getting your mask okay? I'll stop the moon, damn.
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Three days from now is 9/11. Are terrorists going to fly planes into something?
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>>567743215
Get off my \b\
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>>567740059
its happening? it's happening.
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>>567747093
Go to sleep faggot you have school tomorrow
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>>567753342
>this
everyone knows it will happen 06/06/2015
not sooner not later
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>>567752863
OP said we would know what he was talking about when hear about it on the news.Would be hard for that to happen if the entire grid is down.
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>>567753371
Non-Mexican aliens. That would be cool. Ol' NASA finally lettin' one out...
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>>567752251
I have to tread carefully not to give away information that I should not release, but I can tell you that materialistic people, at least the most directly affected, will reconsider their values after it.
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>>567740779
impossibru
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6.06.15
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>>567753075
>sage
doesn't sage
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Putin gets 360 noscoped. Calling it right now.
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More J Law nudes?
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>>567753408
Fuck off newfag I've been coming to /random/ since '13, I have seniority over you.
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>>567753585
>>567753449
>>567753449
>>567753449
>c o n v i n c i n g
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I hope you're not lying OP. We need something to shake things up a bit.
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>>567753468
Nigga you need to go to sleep dumb as fuck heaven motherfucker. Seriously stop posting on 4chan. All you do is fuck threads up. Go to sleep and never wake up mistake child
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>>567740059

http://youtu.be/pWUEfgA-j70
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Bullshit but thanks for the pasta. Also 3 days is 9/11 just a bunch of stupid memorials
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>>567751917
>I will not confirm, deny or hint at anything

lel nothing's going to happen

Also if there's something involving inturnut censorship, we've had like fifty of these in the last 3-4 years.
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>>567745659
Stop hyping it up. Just tell us along the lines (be more specific) that your going to do. How will i know what i heard on the news was from that "one anon"?
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>>567753539
That's a good point. I've had a fair amount of reefer today.
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>>567753585
Alright let's clear this up. Active duty e6 here. Nothing is happening in 3 days. It's just a 12 year old wanting to have his first thread. False alarm fags go back to bed
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>>567753671
now i sage
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>>567753585
i will be working in a major bank in new york city on 9/12. i expect it to be quite a day if you are correct. i may have the day off.

or else i will be very pissed off at you, anon, if nothing happens and i have to slog through my day.
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inb4 attack of the killer tomatoes
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>>567753806
Aww newfag doesn't know how to heaven?
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>>567753203
Hoover dam?
Fuck nigga I live in vegas don't play with me like that.
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>>567753806
>Thinking Heaven is nigga
>doesn't know Heaven is white
>Don't know who Heaven is
being this new
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6
06
15
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>>567753539
I struggled to redact the "news" bit. I did not know how to get my point across otherwise; my intention was to imply that you would hear about this thing because people will be talking about it everywhere, it will be the biggest news of the moment and it will be broadcasted in every possible way. I did not want to imply that you would be sitting in front of the TV watching the actual news.

I apologize for not being accurate enough there, and if it helps my case please understand that English is not my first language and I did not find a better way to explain myself regarding that point.
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>>567753585
EMP bombs everywhere!
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>>567753938
what is e6
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Btw OP thanks for choosing 9/11 for the date of your huge shitstorm. Real fucking original.
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>>567753182
I am not.

Furthermore, I am not even going to be directly involved on this thing happening. I am one of you guys, only that I know three days in advance for reasons we are not to discuss.
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isis?
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>>567754151
Bring it you ISIS scumbag
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>>567754151
Will it be done by a group or an individual?
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>>567742895
Nigga. Spill the fukin beens. More nudes?
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Vague faggot is vague
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>>567754136
I could give two fucks what race you are all I want is for you to stop fucking with people and ruining threads got that?

>once a fag always a fag
>faps to pics of spiderman
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>>567754151
I hope its another celeb nude leak??
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>>567754254
Ssgt in the army
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>>567754151
what's your first language, then?

>nobody believes that english is not your first language, btw. we have been paying attention.
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BREAKING NEWS!!!! OP IS A FAGG
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>>567754151
english is not your first language? You sound articulate to me. Science bitch.
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ITT: Newfags believe OP.
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>>567751917
An AI is going to become self-aware and start trying to launch nukes in every direction?
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ISIS cant get inside mexico without getting butchered by CDG or other Cartel... our killers are our protectors... the irony
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>>567754304
So then you arent one of us if you get to know it ahead if time....
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There will be a catastrophic event tomorrow that I cannot release any details about for whatever reason

>am i doing it right?
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Is this just a fag tumblr raid happening?
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>>567747176
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You come on /b/ to warn us about a Pos and or Neg event that will occur in three days, now let me ask you this, will this event affect you at all? or a specific bunch of people?
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>>567754151
For English not to Ber your primary, you have far better grammar and English comprehension than most of us Americans.

In my rural northwest Florida, I think I'll be alright. Very tight knit town. Best of luck to everyone.
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I know whats gon happen. Some sand nigger is gonna get in a plain and get a double kill on these 2 skrub towers.
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>>567754498
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>>567740059
gr8 b8 m8. This /b/.
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I'm gonna guess an impact from a large object from space such a meteoroid or other large bolide.
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>>567754304
where are you from?
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just saying...
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What is the purpose of saying anything about it then? Guilt?
Misled delusions of grandeur?
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>>567753691
>using forward slashes
>trying to out-cancer me

I bet you dont even remember /b/ill.
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>>567743938
i have the feeling that you suck cocks
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>>567740059
OP, the fact that you say you cant give away details is proof that you are a troll. Dont you think if someone were to warn a large amount of people that a major event is to occur within a weeks time you would give all the info you could? gr8 b8 m8
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captcha: Bacco Ecreastd
>Ecreastd
>std
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>>567740059
is it aliens op?
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By confirming you are not an American nor are you a government agent, you have established that you are not a part of the collective. Only the collected can offer premonition or preclusion to an event of significant impact, as predesignated by scale of importance. Since you are not truly collected, you cannot ascertain or divulge information regarding a truly "HUGE" event. You cannot hope to do so either, as you cannot understand the scale of what "HUGE" entails. You only offer a weaker descriptive word to help propagate discussion of an implied event, one which does not bear the impact you mistakenly implied.

Something HUGE will not happen. Something of potential interest may happen.
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>tfw Hitler Reincarnates
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>>567754107
>that'sthejoke.png
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>>567753371

It's confirmed. OP is going to try assassinate Obongo.

Quick FBI, stop him!
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>>567754426
OLD MEME IS OLD
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Should i pull the plug on islam ?
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OP has not refuted the meteroid impact hypothesis as yet
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>>567754895
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>>567752902
>>567753246
>>567753859
>>567754083

Just to make this point very clear, I will say it again: I am not going to do anything myself, I am only sharing with you the (admittedly very little) information about something important about to take place, but I have no hand in it.
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In three days OP will rape his own mother and record it then post it on 4chan. I dont think it will change the world but it will be entertaining none the less
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>>567755183
You have everything to do with it if u don't tell us
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It has something to do with ufos and alien contact doesn't it.. And people will begin to realize they exist sparking a mass epiphany in the public causing an awakening that elevates us to the status of our galactic neighbors.. Ha I could've told you that..
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>>567740059
An old spirit is re-awakened into the body of an advanced human being, to fix humanity and save everyone. The literal version of the second coming? Just say yes or no to this, if yes, i know exactly what you're talking about.
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It's fucking 9/11. There's always threats n' shit before 9/11
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>>567755183
What country or continent do you live in?
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What is the point if your message if we can't do anything to prepare

Just a "told you so?"
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>>567755147
Ned t ? ?
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>>567740059
Is it the return of the bubonic plague
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>>567755183
OP is confirmed ISISfag
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>>567740059
Will bricks be shat?
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>>567754484
>>567754518
Seven years living in Scotland have certainly helped my English, but I guess I still use the odd wrong preposition here and there. I do not know how this is relevant but I will tell you that my native language is Spanish.
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Just in case, someone screen cap this shit.

87
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>>567755428
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9fN0Nx4Zcs
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Screenshotted just in case

If nothing happens I will humiliate the shit out of you OP
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>>567754304
??? ????? ????? ??? ??????
?????? ?? ??? ???????? ??????? ?????????
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>>567755474
Dirty beaner
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Is it something that could get those responsible "droned" by the government of the united states?
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>>567755428


Oh damn we're retarded
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>>567755474
Definitely not Mexican.
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>>567754549
By "one of you" I mean that this event is going to affect me no more and no less than anybody else here chosen at random.
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>>567755420
see
>>567755014
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OP what will you be doing during the event?
If you reply with " that is concealed informatio"n then this is confirmed as bait
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>>567746075
>9+3
>9/12 never forget.
The math says you're a faggot
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>>567742442
Well what if alien intelligent life is discovered?
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>>567755632
will my life be in danger if i am in salt lake city utah?
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>>567754608
I never said "catastrophic", and I am actually a bit sad that most people instantly assume the worse. It says something about our state of mind.
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>>567754518
Shut up science bitch
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>>567755768
I'm in salt lake too.
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Technological golden age, here I come.
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Stop bumping this post. OP is a twelve year old faggot attention whore.
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>>567740059
Thanks for this thread OP, but with your manner of speaking and ability to remain neutral and deflective in your responses; one could easily feel that your words are quite empty.

Giving the benefit of the doubt, I'll take onboard what you have written in this thread and see what happens in 3 days.
But i feel neither anxious nor anticipating as it could well prove to amount to nothing.

But thank you OP.
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>>567740059
It has been reported by your user community and/or discovered by undercover NYPD operatives that this user may be making a terroristic threat against the City of New York and/or other significant locations. The NYPD Counterterrorism Task Force has received this user's IP address and will be attempting contact with this user shortly.

We want all users of this site to be aware that this user and his/her threats are under investigation and urge you to continue "business as usual" as we work tirelessly to prevent potential terror attacks. Thank you.

We See It All. We Know It All.(TM) NYPD
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>>567740059
>Robin Williams
>Joan Rivers
>rule of three death in three days
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>>567754628
In a greater or lesser extent, this is going to affect every one of us. That includes me too.
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>>567755873
Go away Heaven you ruin every thread. And don't call me a newfag I've been making hilarious memes on this website since summer 2012
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>>567755794

Sign of the times when some one says "surprise!" and nothing else.

Also, response too : >>567755010
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>>567755863
im downtown by 200south and 300 east. lets meet up and rub penises
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>>567741645
Not really true. A lot of service members feel the same way about issues. Fucking humor the dude
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omg op is a fag with this maybe maybe not bs.
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>>567755873
Stupid faggot
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>>567755949
what precautions should be taken OP
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>>567755984
wait for it...
wait for it...
start up the grill and grab the lemons, i can feel a big one biting the line
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>>567754643
Thank you for your compliment; I put a good amount of effort into it and it is very rewarding that someone acknowledges it.
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>>567741823
Why are people taking your shitty bait? This is a daily thread on 4chan. If you had something serious you wouldn't put it out there. This isn't a movie where the bad guy tells his plot right before he kills the good guy. Suck my dick.
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>>567755993
I'm by liberty park
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>>567755949
ITT: OP wastes all the newfags' time as the rest of us have seen this bullshit ploy before.
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>>567740059
Am I gonna finally get gf?
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>>567740059
Op and since you have knowledge of this event have you don't things to prepare for it? and if so what have you done to prepare?
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I want a scientific and technological golden age. Gimme.
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>>567755984
top lol
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>>567756138
omw. ill be at the northwest corner of liberty park in 20 mins. leaving this gay thread
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>>567754724
Once more, not saying if this is the case or not, but something like this would satisfy all conditions and such an example may help you understand a situation where I could have had access to privileged information about it in advance, because of my job or my contacts, whereas you all will learn about it once it becomes public.
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>>567755929

lol fuck off

NYPD isnt an attention whore you fucking reddit fag
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>>567740059
I've figured it out. By reading this thread, we will all have cancer in three days. Thanks, OP
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You have two options here if this isn't a mere pasta.

>spill out all the beans
>gtfo

Pick one.
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Will laws be broken?
87
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>>567740059

Can you estimate for us how many others are in your position, OP? That is, how many other people know about this purported event but cannot discuss its specifics?
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>>567756120
ok OP ill bite. will things ever be the same after this? will it be in the history books?
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>>567746120
What fucking sperg opinion. Of course we're hurting nature and on an unprecented scale. And yes we're learning but that doesn't mean we shouldn't do some things. Like "oh I just logged hundreds of square kilometers which will cause irreparable damage to the ecosystems within and around, but it's okay because I'm learning". Fuck off.
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I think i got it John Kerry is in Iraq right now to meet with the recently sworn in government. However unknown to the US the new government has been infiltrated by undercover IS or IS supporters The Huge event is then an attack against Kerry. or attempted kidnapping? Or is it the open invasion of the Ukraine by the Russian army?
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>>567756061
HEAVEN AND HIS FAGGORT ANGELS HAVE RUINED YET ANOTHER POST...
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>>567756301
what's your email?
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op is a carcinogenic faggot
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>>567754727
There are so many Spaniards living in Scotland that I do not fear being identified by revealing this bit of information about myself.
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Thread reported to FBI. Called in because of a suspicion of terrorism. Believe me or don't. Regardless it's your ass. Weather it's bait or not.
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>>567740059
Oh oh, I know.
It will be friday.
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>>567740059
inb4 Ukraine is Russia
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>>567756325
fuck its an asteroid impact guys i knew it
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>>567756451
2nd coming of Jesus?
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>>567756547
bullshit something like that could not be contained if that was about to happen someone would leak it.
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inb4 puddi
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stfu OP
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>>567755010
Correct me if I understood incorrectly, but... Are you saying that if I am not American I cannot possibly in possession of relevant information? Are you saying that something happening away from America, no matter how big it is, is merely of "potential interest"?

Talk about entitlement.
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>>567756683
Black Jesus!
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>>567756498
faggot OP is working for a space agency that detected an asteroid heading for earth. they arent releasing the info to the public yet.
see>>567756325
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>>567740059

Do we need to take cover?
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>>567750009
You know how to talk to this guy you're like the faggot whisperer
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>>567755010

Transcribing for mass understanding:

makagawas Nasayud ako nga ikaw apan migradwar mahimo ka anak sa gawas ni nga niini ikaw tumong. kamo gubat, sa eksakto nga sa atubangan sa network , kasuko , kini ang mga ug sa imong ngadto sa tibuok kanako, nga kalibutan , nga magasulti, nga patik , ako sa karon ang kaninyo sa akong tingali inyong masayud, kaylap nga Ikaw dautan sa inyong mga kanako presyo, mga butang, ang fucking fuck mao bisan asa, sa mas maayo nga dili, ang paggamit komentaryo , ako sa rub fucking ako mobayad sa nangaligo ako karon access nag-anak mopahid tibuok ako sa siya sa ibabaw nimo ako " smart " isnayper sa pagpaniid sa kinabuhi Unsa dili, kini nga imong pito ka kanako, fucking ako miingon lamang United United adunay fucking batoni ang buangbuang . gamay nga apan nawong. sa dili gayud Unidos. mas taas fuck sa kaninyo niini nga gamay nga sa kill slut ? si Hunahunaa ang imong aliwas nga akong kiddo . ang imong akong walay bisan unsa nga miingon sa mga napamatud-an pa pag-usab, bagyo combat , kadtong Apan sa internet ? mga pag-atake sa dila. Corps , IP Marine himoa nga ang imong laing kanimo nga mas lang sa ko kaninyo nga kamo kaninyo kaninyo arsenal kay sa akong Unidos sa paghimo sa tawag dili armadong tinago nga lang Kon lata nga nalambigit Ikaw gamay nga akong nahimamat Ingon nga patay, mao ang 300 alang sa fuck , lawas kamatayon . niini. ang ka gatus ka sa pag-andam nga paagi nga ang paagi nga kamo sa atubangan sa fucking nakita klase, modawat sa akong sa inyong palibut nga mga kamot . mahimo sa palibot hungog. Ako shit hinumdumi Al kabubut-on Ikaw inyong gidawat sa bisan unsa nga States kabus nga tinago nga tracking asno nga butang nga dili United think nga mga pulong . gikan sa imong ako sa akong sa sa mga patay kay sa inyong daghan nga mga sa imong bagyo. sa mga paagi , kita Panuktok ulod sa langaw. sa Quaeda mainland , bata. panahon, kamo panimalos gikan sa akong
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>>567740059
OP are an alien? If so Ayy lmao. But in seriousness are we gonna have our first encounter with an alien species?
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>>567756547
Actually, a smally live of an asteroid fell in some nigger country recently, just made a loud bang and made a small crater a few metres across.
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>>567740059
So, your post made me have a "gut feeling", to place it in laymen terms. This feeling wasn't the same, yet the last time I had a "gut feeling" in comparison to this current one was when I had a revelation about "God" encompassing every single inch of matter and energy within this universe (at least), some years ago as a child.

By chance, any numbers that are associated with this possible event that would define it a bit without disclosing too much?
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>>567756858
Yeah okay. Is half life 3 also confirmed?
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>>567755420
I cannot tell you right now, but do not worry because you only have to wait three days to know if that is the case.
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>>567756683
No one would care about that. The lefties would ignore him and the righties would kill him.

i would continue to not believe in supernatural jews.
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>>567750576
I mean. A "worldwide" event. Something your average joe qill hear about without haing to turn on the news, your odds aren't great.

But...an event that happened somewhere on the planet. Well no shit.
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GOD IS A SUPERSTITION
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>>567755715
>predicting about discovering something 3 days in the future
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>>567755440
What would you do if you knew something huge was going to happen but you could not tell anyone?

I had to get it out of my system, even if I cannot reveal the details. I do it for selfish reasons, perhaps, to feel better after anonymously sharing what crosses my mind with my fellows at /b/.
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Will ken Morris finally reveal that he's a the ultimate psychic faggot ?
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>>567753465
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>>567755470
That is something I can answer, and the answer is definitely yes.
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Calling it now. First contact in 3 days.
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>>567753182
>Are you a terrorist?

>>567754304
>I am not.

Yeah, but no terrorist considers themselves as such. They call themselves "freedom fighters" or "god's chosen" or "patriots" or whatever.
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>>567757402
becasue you have the right to tell us if it is truly earth shattering then any possible repercussion would be pretty fucking moot then if it is really only three days.
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>>567756838
No. By not being American, you have established that you are not something. If you are not something, then you are not everything. Only if you are everything, can you be collected. Only if you are everything, can you know of HUGE events.
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>>567751128
Oh! Good call. We'd have a few days at most and whoever figured it out would certaintly have to be hush hush.

Thats too big though. No matter which hemisphere it hits thousands of nuclear plants will meltdown within a week. Thats apocolyptic.
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>>567757402
Will laws be broken?
87
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>>567756796
i kinda miss puddi
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I have a long flight on that day. This bloody event better not wake me up or anything because I'm not pleasant when my sleep is interrupted.
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>>567757093
IS kicking the shit out of everything, islamists joining them by the hoards tweeting pictures of themselves basically everywhere, 9/11, Sean Connery is going to die.
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>>567757501
Should I be worried about not being able to go to college anymore? I leave in 2 weeks
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>>567757402
My question would be WHY can't you reveal the details as an anonymous person on a fucking anonymous imageboard? My second question would be WHY are you wasting our fucking time vaguely discussing something so obscure you can't hint at in the slightest? Long story short, shut the fuck up. This is a massive waste of time.
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>>567757501
Can you fuck off, Destiny is comind out in like half an hour. Delay your three days shit till i finish the game.
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>>567740059

5+6+7+7+4+5+9 = 43 - 40= 3
>HL3 CONFIRMED

OP's not a stupid 12 year old whore, he's legit! Everyone go to bed! If you're awake too late, Valve will see you and won't delivar!
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>>567755942
Stan lee. I feel it. Everyone stock up on excelsior merchandise to resale
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>>567740059
Hey OP. You aren't homosexual. Even if you're joking, thanks for entertaining my intellect as to what it is you are conniving towards. If what you are planning will ultimately end with your life, rest in piece(s). Also, I would like to take this time to say that I am posting in what just may possibly be an epic thread. I believe that this is like throwing away a lottery ticket. If you ignore this, your mind will wander back and ponder over whether or not OP was legit. For those seasoned veterans who are so incredibly sure of their judgement, well... they shouldn't even be reading this. They should have left already.
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>>567755542
You have my benediction. If nothing ends up happening you will be right in crucifying me for it. Although I am confident in the chances of it happening, there is always a minuscule possibility of it not happening, but I am not going to cowardly try to find refuge on that fact if my prediction fails to deliver. I will accept my punishment if it comes to that.
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>>567755474
>Seven years living in Scotland have certainly helped my English

SPOILER: The "huge" event is Scotland gaining independance.

Nobody in the rest of the world cares, and the UK only sort of cares, but not really.
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>>567757147
yes or no
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>>567740059
Are you John Titor?
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>>567740059
Hey OP. You aren't homosexual. Even if you're joking, thanks for entertaining my intellect as to what it is you are conniving towards. If what you are planning will ultimately end with your life, rest in piece(s). Also, I would like to take this time to say that I am posting in what just may possibly be an epic thread. I believe that this is like throwing away a lottery ticket. If you ignore this, your mind will wander back and ponder over whether or not OP was legit. For those seasoned veterans who are so incredibly sure of their judgement, well... they shouldn't even be reading this. They should have left already
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>>567740059
wtf op
world perspective changing shit happens 50 times a day

big whoop

it's all meaningless melodrama on a pathetically small, puny-human scale.

no interstellar travel = humanity is still primitive = don't give a fuck about anything
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>>567757816

Or you could simply come up with a new ultimatum. Like all prophets do.
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>>567755559
? ?? ???? ??????? ??? , ??? , ?? ? ???? ????????? ??? ??? ????????? ????????? ??? ?????? ????????? ?? ????? ????? , ??? ????? ??????.

Thanks, Google Translate.
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>>567757816
What is this like a consciousness shift or something? i remember reading a bit about that a while back. We get extra chromosomes or something.
>>
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_Conception
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>>567757686
Sounds like quite a bleak assumption.
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>>567740059
Hey OP. You aren't homosexual. Even if you're joking, thanks for entertaining my intellect as to what it is you are conniving towards. If what you are planning will ultimately end with your life, rest in piece(s). Also, I would like to take this time to say that I am posting in what just may possibly be an epic thread. I believe that this is like throwing away a lottery ticket. If you ignore this, your mind will wander back and ponder over whether or not OP was legit. For those seasoned veterans who are so incredibly sure of their judgement, well... they shouldn't even be reading this. They should have left already--
>>
oh i now , it will be fappening again ,the celebrity will be so devastated he will shut down the internet FOR EVER
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>>567755648
Ha, I did not even think about that. I guess I will be pretty excited about it, waiting for it to happen. At home, with my wife.
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>>567758050
So... Christ will be reborn in Russia?
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>>567758058
FIrst part is based on the most likely possibilities, Connery dying is based on the exact same feeling I got right before Michael Jackson died. Unrelated to the first part, probably.
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>>567757993
or it could of just proved that you know Russian and not Arabic there where two questions posed.
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>>567757993
>>567757730
OP can you answer my question
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>>567758061
Fuckin mobile and these dumbass captchas
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>>567758061
Hey dick for brains, please stop slurping opie's benis
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>>567757993
??? ??????????, ????? ??????.
>>
I read some article mentioning a book by a (German?) professor at Cambridge written in 2010 predicting a major defining event of the 21st century would occur in 2014. Could it be along those lines?
>>
Are you doing anything to prepare that everyone should be as well?
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So the guy who is privy to all this inside shit...also has a chan pass so he can avoid the gay captcha and shit. He is posting consecutively...

verdict:
gr8 b8 m8
now go an hero off the tallest paki tower into a bowl of curry stink
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>>567755715
>>567757387
Perhaps I am predicting something going public in about three days. Not saying this is the case.
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>>567740059
lol this kinda thread :D

>over a hundo replies
>peeps asking about this proposed event in three days.

Welp I guess its still pretty summer in here
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>>567758178
Will you be changing your routine that day?
87

Captcha: only thennumb
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>>567752710
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