Another round, on the house.
Fuck you Jeff, you said happy hour would bring in more customers.
I have no idea how to do that.
Do you not have Tripfag-Finder?
are we still bitching about how sfur should stay sfur?
good, I never got to delivar this beauty
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
There's condescension to be had here but I'm too tired to put in the effort.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure.
We are met on a great battle-field of that war.
We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live.
It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
why the fuck are you posting the gettysburg address
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground.
The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. ;)
The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here.
is this some kind of innuendo or something
It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
I somehow doubt that'll be much better.
no need to fear, I put a hat on this snake after I got called out on the other one
I fixed this for you
His dick is a snake? Is sexy, no?
nigga I can't cover for you again, post some good old fashioned fur or leave or don't leave or none of the above or 2.7 of the above
Nah, man, don't worry about it.
you're lucky i enjoy reversing colors and editing shit in paint
you should try it sometime, it either makes people salty or they like it
See, I meant like a diploma from a university.
Dude, at this point even navigating to a different folder to post from is pushing it. Doing shit in a whole different window for every post is out of the question.
Seems to be in order.
Fair enough. Shitposting is a fine art that must be taken seriously lest one get bored
I've stuck with it this long.
This thread is kill and I need material to edit, no more saging for me
I'll just leave y'all niggers with my favorite work to date
>Almost 1 year of archiving:
SELECT * FROM `4chan` WHERE `4chan`.`type` MATCH(`norm`, `gfur`)
>58.1% images are duplicates
SELECT * FROM `4chan` WHERE `4chan`.`type` MATCH(`norm`, `sfur`)
>57.5% images are duplicates
COME ON SFUR
Oh man, I was amused at how similar the numbers were, but I forgot about avatars. That just makes it hilarious.