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bonus points if you can genuinely impress me ITT.
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>>565947320
Every time I post "Am I a faggot?" in one of the ask X roll threads, it almost always ends up as yes.
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>>565947320
I went to middle school with this chick. Her real name is Candace Jackson. She and I went to Farnsley Middle school in Louisville Kentucky.
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i save classic threads
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I have seen Jennifer Lawrence nude. Jealous losers?
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>>565947320
I have absolutely no interest in the Jenifer Lawrence nudes
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im a virgin
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Well, about 2 months ago I told you kikes I was in line to inherit about 15 million dollars from my uncle who molested me as a kid.
After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit. . It's official. . I am the richest person on /b/.
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>>565947320
I am the leaker.
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>>565948576
Me too
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>>565948410
hi op... i dont think you delivered.
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>>565948329
This x1000
Im all for the VJustice. Kate Upton. I can name one movie Lawwrence has been in.
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i was always fond of the olympic gold medalist /b/tard
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>>565948576
If you are the leaker, who all do you have?

(Any guys?)
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>>565947320
My uncle raped me as a kid, /b/, and remember how a week ago I told you I was going to inherit money from him? Well, I got 15 gajillion dollars from him. First one to roll 12 gets 2,000 to his PP.
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>>565947320
- I've climbed every mountain ridge from here to the Mason Dixon Line.

- I once told Jason Bohnam to get out of my chair in a bar room near Hershey PA when I was 16.

- I met Ray Manzarek in the 90s and he was annoying.

- I don't care about the fappening
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Also, I used to be model. then I got fat. now here I am niggas
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>>565948898
Yeah, those are good ones. Personally I prefer porn stars and guys with massive shlongs.
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>>565949212
heh
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>>565949625
did u camwhore?
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>>565949212
winrar is you.

>565949212
>949212
>12
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>>565949212
If I win, what exactly is happening to my pp 2,000 times? Pic somewhat related
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I shook hands with Tony Bennett.
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I have a harem of 4 women
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I'm actually not a basement dweller and got plenty of money and designer clothes.
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>>565949798
nope.
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i pimped out a co-worker on a sugardaddy site and took a cut
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>>565948343
>Make outrageous, ridiculous claims
That's not outrageous for /b/ by a long shot.
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>>565947320
I totally saw Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton completely nude tonight and got to fap to their sexy bodies.

>7 hours ago I wouldn't believe it
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>>565950094
So did I, on the Brazilian side of Iguacu falls
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>>565947320
Fucked what turned out to be a fat chick thanks to alcohol. Broke her bed. No regrets
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Haven't worn underpants to work almost ever.
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Passed a kidney stone when I was right.
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My first name is Dance
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>>565947320
I once punched a hole in a brick wall.
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>>565947320

gf posts nudes here regularly and has a chan name.

now her pics are all over tumblr and shit too
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>>565950439
I think *she* broke her bed.
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>>565950094
i once had a sex
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>>565950256
Well don't you think it's time you started?
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>>565950734
I like you Anon
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>>565949212
As a feminist I find your use of the masculine pronoun very offensive
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>>565950885
well it's not a big deal, I guess. Will probably camwhore on /b/ this week
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i know the meaning of life
it can be described in words but thats sorta like describing colour to a blind person except you can turn seeing
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I've had sex more than 50 times and still haven't been able to cum during sex. I always have to jack off.
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>>565949695
I do
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>>565947320
i took care of my friend's dogs for a couple days. had one of them lick my penis.
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>>565951359
fucking tell us then
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>>565947320
im male
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>>565949212
>correctly guessed my own number
I'm impressed.
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I created a very popular image that is now overtly used by rampant autists and 13 year olds
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Watch this 74 bitches.
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As a child my family constantly moved every year, and with every place my family had moved to there was always at least 2 girls that obviously liked me; but, every fucking time I didn't realize which girls had feelings for me until I had moved.
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i masturbate since i was a little baby
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My brother is also my grandson.
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I've been to 3 dozen countries, had a private dinner with a first division Portuguese football team, attended the most prestigious university in my country, and have been in 4 relationships.

Now I'm just a NEET shut-in on 4chan who plays video games and nogf
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I'm currently fucking my best friends mother even though she has a Fiancé
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I fucked a ladyboy in Thailand. I had a bit too much to drink and didn't check. Always check.
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My girlfreind is a member of a MLP cosplay channel on youtube with many videos over several hundred thousand veiws, some even in the millions and gets paid over $100 a month in advertising from youtube.
Only her and few of her freinds know and its kept private
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My Grandfather worked on numerous blacksites icluding Area 51 , circa 1960's -1970's

on his death bed he told me things that changed my life
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>>565952230
????
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I've touched a real human brain with the tip of my finger
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>>565951804
What image?
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my current orthodontist went to his prom with Anne Hathaway.
crazy shit
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>>565948005
post it
actually could you just post the link to the foolz archive? retard
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>>565952519
You make it seem like you couldn't have stopped when you seen a cock in your face. Faggot.
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I was homeless while teaching chemistry lab classes at a college. One of my students found me sleeping in a corner of the library once and I made it kind of obvious that I had nowhere else to go and it was awkward.
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>>565947320
>started masturbating regularly at age of 5
>called it cock-tickeling
>leat a gang in primary-school of cock-ticklers
>we raped a female classmate with a sissor
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I have Jlaw nudes.
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I invented "cover it in piss"
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>>565947320
i fucked myself in the ass on cam cuz my gf wanted me to and i hated every bit of it
>beta fag dating stupid cunt
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Ive killed.
and the guilt never leaves me
think about it every day
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>>565951962
>>565952156
>>565952221
>>565952296
>>565952230
ID rainbow fags
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I have an IQ two points short of Hawking. I have done absolutely nothing with my life.
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>>565952762
LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING TEETH HOLY FUCK.
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>>565952762
He seems like one of those "best friend" type deals. No way in hell he fucked her when he knew her.
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>>565947320
I have been hit on and downright offered sex by many women and I turned them all down
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>>565949503
>Jason Bohnam
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>>565947320

I have seen the future in my dreams on about 6 occasions in the last 15 years.

Its always the day after the one im waking up to, By the time i realize I know whats going to happen most of the day has passed.

I only ever tried to tell one person (my best friend when we were 13) I successfully told him exactly how the last hour of class that day would happen. He dismissed it as a prank
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>>565951704
the meaning of life is to have love in your heart, by that i do not mean romantic or affectionate love - love is like luck, a state and not a place. Love has many forms, such as accepting you have infinite control and infinite power inside yourself and your life, being free of limitations, learning to be kind and respectful to others and yourself, defending free will of yourself and others, defusing negative situations etc.

Obviously I am not fully embracing it
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>>565947320
I've never had a GF my entire life.
And I've had at least 10 women want to date me, and I turned every single one down because my self esteem is non existent.
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>>565947320
>Senior year of HS in 1999
>Was in a program at a vocational school that was funded by a local uni, so good academics and awesome IT labs
>Was tasked to build a senior year project
>Had wanted to hack into the system that controls grades and attendance for a long time
>Project was to create a Linux box that would serve websites and also show off my Linux skills
>Girl in my class, I've known her most of my life at that point, got pregnant
>She missed a lot of school and was one day shy of having enough days present to graduate
>School was hardass about it, wouldn't let the one day slide
>I built my Linux box and set up a network sniffer (worked with tcpdump iirc, showed telnet sessions in realtime)
>One day sent another student to the guidance counselor to "check her attendance"
>Knew that the guidance counselor would need to log into her session, as they always logged off when not using it
>Watched the guidance counselor log into the system in realtime, noted the password
>Spent a lot of free time after school logging into the system and learned how the menus worked
>Tweaked the girl's attendance to give her her extra day of attendance
>tfw she got her diploma on graduation day along with the rest of us
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>>565953123
wouldnt be surprised. he has a pretty hot wife now and he does magic when he isnt at the ortho office
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I can deepthroat myself
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>>565948005
>sup /tv/
>posts oscar
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>>565953265
>John Bohnam's son.
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I have legitimately went missing in the forest when I was 3 years old for a week, and lived.
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>>565952676
trolldad
something like 5 years ago
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>>565947320
My much older step dad raped his daughter when she was a kid. My mom, who is the same age as the daughter, found out and she was so pissed off that she told everyone. Now both my step dad and his daughter hate us because of it.
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>>565948005
in the reflection you can see someone.. Jim Carrey??
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I once convinced a chick at a supermarket to meet up in a random woods to smoke weed with me after talknig to her for 30 seconds.
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>>565954009
>Jim Carrey
>Oscar
Jim please go.
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>>565953383
lol
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>>565953706
Not sure if true. Can't be assed to check, anyway good on you if you did make it OP. Too bad it's lost to the autists now.
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>>565954074
You convinced a drug addict to do drugs with you. bfd
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>>565953383
so, neither have i. difference is i feel i dont have one because i just dont try. its one of those things like "if it happens, awesome. if it doesnt, no big deal." you need to get that mindset and grow up
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>>565952923
just now?
>>565953363
fag
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>>565953363
thanks, but how do you know it is the meaning of life?
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>>565954507
>grow up
Brah do you even reading comprehension?
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I have 32 albums and 27 EPs to my name (solo) but no one else has ever heard them (900+ songs). And they never will. And I'm not even close to done.

[I am my only target audience and my biggest fan.]

I've also created thousands of songs as a part of bands but I have no control over what happened to them (They've nearly all been released but I got little to no credit). I am nowhere close to famous (except somewhat locally) because I don't care about anything but the music.

Sounds pretty boring now that I read it but that is my life.
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I haven't spoken to my mom in nearly 6 years because she's mentally handicapped and I really don't have time for her shit when I could be making myself happy. The best part is I abandoned her with no food, no money, and I don't care whatever happened to her, nor do I know or care if she's alive or dead.
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smoked weed with a (at the time current) superbowl champ and a Pulitzer prize winner at the same time and they had no idea who each other were
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>>565953448
i know that anne is a very unique personality. she loves trolling people in a goodnatured way.

she seems like the kind of girl to come to a guy's house for coffee and ask to use the bathroom and walk out naked....not to fuck the guy but to fuck with his head.
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Over the course of my life I have been legally dead for over 24 hours.
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>>565947320
I am a close friend of moot.
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>>565954685
nope
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>>565954763
>[I am my only target audience and my biggest fan.]

you are the most autistic person on this earth. congratulations.
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>>565954763
Are you aiming to be like Picasso? Only the music version? He sold literally 1 piece of art while he was alive, then when he died it was all released and became worth millions.
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>>565954763
Am actually interested...
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>>565947320
>licensed skydiver
>green beret
>banged 30+ women
>got into fight with black pimp, won
>met terrell owens, he's a rude nigger

>>565947638
lmfao
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>>565947320
I got all the achievements on Sonic '06.
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>>565955102
story pls anon
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>>565955104
Tell moot he's a faggot.
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Met a girl on MFC, ended up flying her to australia to fuck for 2 weeks

>fell inlove
>going to be with her once my settlement money comes through for a motorcycle accident I had 3 years ago
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From time to time I find money laying on the street, sometimes cents sometimes bills. Once 200 dollars.
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>>565947320
I have slept with women from 27 countries.
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>>565955762
Paying them doesn't count.
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>>565954920
right on. fuck that retarded bitch.
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I've been terrified of sleep for over 15 years and I haven't killed myself yet
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I have a fetish where I get off by supergluing women's clothing to myself, as well as wearing semi-permanent makeup. Trying and failing to pull the clothes off or wash the makeup off gives me more of a high than any drug I've ever done before.

Once I bought a big fox fur hat, put globs of glue all around my face and scalp, and cemented it in place for two days. I nearly blasted a hole in the wall with my spunk every time I came.
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I'm from the future, and the president is going to suck balls, both figuratively and literally.
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I left the US when I was 22 (8 years ago) and I have only been home 2-3 times for like a week. I live in a 3rd world country and I fucking love every day of my life. Also, hot wife, badabing! I encourage all fellow Amerifats to travel and take a chance if you're lonely, depressed, sick of it all.
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>>565955762
I've slept in 27 different countries
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I work a minimum wage job as a dishwasher when my family worth is over 20 million
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I'm a guy and I shave my legs. Not even gay.
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>>565956146
I'm in 27 different countries right now.
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>>565955205
pretty sure that's wrong....

You might mean Van Gogh?
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>>565955425
Why the fuck man
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I once blew myself up and only survived because I'm obese.
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once i got high on percocet and licked my kitten's vagina. she got a really nasty vaginal infection and died soon after of unrelated causes ( she had a compromised immune system due to having feline leukemia). I will never forgive myself and this is a secret I'm taking with me to the grave.
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>>565955895
>>565955508
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My name is Ryan Peters.
>inb4 "who the fuck are you"
Look me up.
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>>565954920
no family or anything?
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There was this one time that when I was an Intern at a think tank I was asked to help protect Kevin Rudd when he was the PM. I'm pretty sure they just confused me for one of the private security guys there.
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^ I dont know how to greentext
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>>565956268
For some reason I'm fairly certain it was Picasso... Let me do some googlin'
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>>565955981
kek
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>>565956431
Really though, who the fuck are you? Google didn't know.
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>>565956248
I am 27 different countries
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I once rolled quints on /b/ but there was no shitstorm.
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My girlfriends uncle is Chris Hansen
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Im an ex Jehovas Witness
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>>565956268
You're right, I'm wrong man.
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i have a 16 inch cock and was in the military and russians want me dead. also my mom was channing tatum and i'm taylor swift.
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I drink like 2-3 beers at once and then start 2hrs long fap session until I can't handle peeing urge and i wish to finally cum. Then i continue fapping while i pee and then I cum. Best feeling ever.
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I get paid to do social justice activism

little does my group know that I post on /pol and don't give a fuck about the SJW stuff. it's easy and my job pays well.
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i once stumbled with a crack on the floor of my old elementary school and accidentaly kneed an old nun and fractured her coxis
>Expelled on the fucking spot.
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>>565956640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYws8biwOYc
This guy, apparently my actual name doesn't Google well.
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>>565956431
no one wants to listen to your retarded music

plz go
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>>565952519
navyfag detected
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as a toddler i stuck a key into a power outlet and ever since i conduct electricity. its a shitty super power though since all i can do is shock the fuck out of people.
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>>565956730
Would be better if you were over 18 and she were under 18.
>>565956821
I have someone claiming to be Taylor swift texting me right now. lel
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I'm considering join ISIS just for the lulz
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>>565956942
Bull shit, you're spose? I heard this song a few years back on Pandora through a 'Say Anything' channel. Was funny.
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I had sex with 7 girls in less than 24 hours. No rape, No fatties, one on their period.
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>>565956821
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>>565957257
you ever considered maybe you should an hero.

>much more hilarious
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I'm a member of One Direction. I post in these threads every time they come up
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>>565955178
Thanks. It's hard.

>>565955205
Not really. But I've already told my family that if they find any of my art after I die they can do what they want with it (including sell it). They know I play a bunch of instruments (and draw and paint and sculpt) but they don't know the full extent of it all.

Is anyone else's life a secret? I don't know why I live this way but I do. My job has nothing to do with my art but it supports it so that's all I care about. Sometimes I wonder
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I know psychokinesis
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>>565957386
Yup
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>>565957591
SHOE ON HEAD NOW
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>>565957591
That's cool, timestamp for us so we can feel special?
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>>565956942
are you that guy
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>>565957992
Sure, gimme a few minutes though, I'm on my iPhone right now.
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I'm OP.
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>>565956331
frend
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>>565958225
Holy shit man, that's fuckin' awesome.
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>>565956942
I actually enjoyed that, even if you aren't him thanks for the video.
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>>565958451
Glad to see I have fans on /b/. Wanna ask me anything?
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After several Psychedelic drug trips and daily mediation i have developed the ability to sometimes know a persons thoughts ( mind read i guess) predict the future sometimes and astral project on command.

what we dont see is pretty cool stuff
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>>565958225
Bumping for spose.
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>>565958225
>>565958581

bump for potential
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>>565958581
Do you still ride around in your mom's ride? Haha
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my ex was 15 when i was 19
and i still got her pics
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>>565958581
why are you such a faggot?
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>>565952576
like what? This has peeked my interest
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>>565958581

do you crumple or fold your toilet paper?
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>>565958581
Holding off on questions till you give proof.
Once you give proof though, how much ad money did you make off of youtube?
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I'm a psychopathic murderer who gets off on fucking with people's hopes.
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>>565958581
I wish I could think of a question, but if this is real I would (theoretically) be honored that you responded to my post.
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I start for the varsity basketball team at my highschool.
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>>565958585
that's just brain damage
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>>565952576
Why not enlighten us anon
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>>565947729
Was she a slut?
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>>565947729
What was she like?
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>>565958923
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>>565958585
can you astral project to the sky library?
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>>565958581
If your Spose dood that's fucking awesome.
I remember watching the I'm Awesome video a few year ago when I was in middle school and literally loling at it.
I still have the song too I love it. Never checked anything else out by you though, it's that kindof thing, sorry about that.
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>>565959373
>>565959402

She was preppy as shit in middle school, when she got to highschool she was still pretty preppy, but when she got out of highschool she just turned into a complete whore, like right at 19. Had the biggest crush on her until she went to a different highschool and we never contacted afterward.
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>>565956697
ive slept with 27 countries
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>>565953394
If you are telling the truth, Anon...good on you. There are no words to express the true good you did.

Also, you're a faggot
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I have a six and a half inch penis! All bow to the master
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I fingered Ginny Weasley.
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>>565959453
if by sky library you mean the "library" which has people instead of books and is regarded as the human collective consciousness

yes
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>>565953363
R u me?
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My dad and Ice T are really good friends. I saw that guy all the time growing up, seen him blazed seen him hammered. Ask me anything about Ice T.
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I ghost wrote that awful macklemore song, never met him but it was weird as fuck having that stupid song on the radio knowing i wrote it.
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>>565959964
Does he like Ice cube inside of him?
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>>565959984
Macklemore is absolute ass.
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>>565947320
when i was a kid, my much older cousin told me that eating my mucus tasted good.

to this day i still eat that shit, i'm 23.
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>>565947320
I leaked the fappening
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>>565960237

we all do that, silly
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She's half my age and I had my dick in her cunt ready to thrust but she asked me not to because she wanted to be a virgin when she got married, and I didn't
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>>565956987
you're 12, and a tremendous faggot.
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>>565947320
i raped a little girl
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>>565959964
Does he feel like a sellout for abandoning rapping and becoming ana actor?
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I know for a fact that I was the first idiot who said *unzips dick
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Most of you have probably seen naked pictures of me today.
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Oh, Spose. Do you KNOW Taylor Swift? Because I would tear her ass up, and I want that to get back to her. Rofl
>>565960624
Which one are you supposed to be?
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I got locked up when I was 17 for 2 burglaries, did a 5 month bid, signed for 5 years probation, moved to another state, caught 5 new charges, still haven't violated my probation, about to turn 19. Kek
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i am a male
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>>565960237
If you think it's a really serious problem and you'd like to stop the behavior look up Pica online, eating mucus (Mucophagy) is thought to be a sub-disorder of Pica (an eating disorder where people compulsively eat non-food things)
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>>565961001
>Someone deleted this hahaha
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>>565948005
Never saw this. Did anyone figure out who he was?
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>>565960595
I haven't spoken to him in a while, but the vibe I get is that rapping is tiring and a young person's game. He's since settled down and spends more time with his family. I wouldn't say he feels like a sellout because the music industry is bullshit anyway, he doesn't have a lot of good stuff to say about it.
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>>565960227
Yeah, whats your point? I ghost wrote Same Love and they paid me like 500 bucks which is a lot for ghost writers. Dont regret it.
I also co-wrote the jingle "Like a Good Neighbor State Farm is there"
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I'm on the list of leaked nudes. Never been here before (heard about it thanks to my lawyers shitting bricks; figured I'd take a look). I'm more impressed at the dedication it took to get these photos than I am mad. I was pretty stupid to save them, I suppose.
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>>565961170
>Nevermind, it was deleted on my screen for a minute
>Where is Spose?
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>>565959225

basically the world as we know is not how we perceive it.

hes told me he as witnessed things that we couldn't replicate even in the next hundred years

An hour before he passed away he told me to go to his house and check a folder in it was a piece of paper with alien markings
>pic related
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>>565961423
Moar!
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>>565961395
Who are you supposed to be? If you know Taylor Swift, or Katy Perry, tell them I want to berry.
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>>565961421
Wanting to believe that's him is probably really childish on my part, but I do hope it was and he comes back.
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>>565961279
>You only got paid 500
Why would you have that kind of a job
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I sneeze when I leave a dim room and walk to the bright outside
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>>565961671
Agreed, I liked that song, I thought it was hilarious. And he seems like a cool guy from the video.
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>>565961423
ayyy lmao
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>>565958581
>spose browses 4chan
>real or not
and the sky is blue? ya point?
anyway, what's it like being singed to a major label?
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>>565947320

im buying runaway anon a ticket to socal
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>>565961423
That looks circular Galifreyan from Dr. Who.
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>>565961782
Welcome to the approx 36% of us "light sneezers". Next time you're about to sneeze, look into a bright light to help. It's cool.
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>>565953009
Get over it, pussy.
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>>565961663
Lets just say my name is half-way down the list, so if the leaker is going in order I may be safe.

I do indeed know both of them, but not well enough to say that stuff. Katy would laugh; Taylor wouldn't find it funny. She's really stuck up.
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I've flown on the top part of a 747.
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>>565961709
I get enough to live and i get to live from music.
Im not going to lie and tell you this is what i wanted for my future but i am here and i get lots of work and its not that bad since i write several songs a month.
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>>565950332
lol
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>>565953063
If you were truly smart, you would know that high IQ has little to do with intelligence and success.
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>>565962147
oh shit, 36% of people do this? everyone looks at me like I'm crazy when I tell them this
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>>565962241
I find Katy far hotter anyway. Taylor, I just want her to make a song about me so I can listen to it in my car. Rofl
Katy though. Oh. My. God. I would give up my left testicle to poke her butt.
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>natural basso profundo
>19
>not a nigger
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>>565961782
Sometimes my sneezes smell like ferret. I know this for a fact because I owned a ferret.
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i just made out with my ex-girlfriend and she didn't stop me but now she's confused about teasing guys and shit
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>>565947320
when i take a deep sniff of cheap whiskey i can briefly see future threads on /b/
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>>565953324
Nice, nigga. I could kind of do this too when I was much younger, but it went away around age 14.
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>>565956942
Wanna fuck?
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I befriended a convicted child molester when I was 11 y/o. I found out he went to jail and asked him about it and he said it was a drug offense.

Seemed odd to me at the time why everyone seemed to be wary of/dislike him. Normal guy with a normal 6/10 wife
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>>565962241

What is your reaction then?
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>>565962548
She's really fun.
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>>565962241
Can you tell Taylor Swift (as nicely as possible) that this world is far better off without her in it?
>she's feeling 22
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>>565947320
I can do like 20 push ups right now.
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>>565962812
>NOOO, let me touch her heiny first!
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I am Justin Verlander
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>>565956942
I'm gonna go the "wanna fuck" route too actually.
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>>565947320
I have nudes of sasha grey
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>>565962795
I am pretty sure this is a long shot, and probably
fake, but I don't even care, tell her to text me. Rofl
5025449692
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>>565962793
When I first heard I was pretty sick to my stomach. It took a bit to get over the initial shock, but a friend of mine does some kind of work with information security and explained the lengths the hacker would have had to gone through in order to get them I was more impressed. I'm not thrilled with the idea of my private photos might be put up against my will, it is a bit violating, but I also shouldn't have saved them when this sort of thing has happened before. Hindsight s 20/20.
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I have five articles written for Cracked.com. None since 2012 tho.
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>>565953632
I'd believe you if you said 3 days and you were 7...
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I am half Scottish and half kenyan. None of that "I am italian, german, etc" bullshit both my parents are natural born citizens of their respective countries.
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>>565963242
sorry I'm talking to myself again
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>>565947320
I once had a bank account with 2 million US dollars in it, I now have less than a thousand in savings and make 30k a year.
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>>565962812
But this "new" Taylor is sooo kewl and doesn't care what anyone thinks!!

...She's still the same stuck up bitch. I've never been a fan. Only met her at award shows.
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I'm gay AMA
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>>565963348
Who gives a shit about a shitty comedy magazine?
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>>565963325

>5025449692
THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST POSTED HIS NUMBER, /B/ MOBILIZE
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>>565963605
you must be retarded if you've managed to lose that much money so easily
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>>565963325
lol I don't know her that well!
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>>565962491
Not really, there is a lot of correlation between payment, college level, and field of study (science/art) with IQ. It is an intelligence exam if we define inteligence as skills such as logic, rapid reaction an memory which can be trained in many ways.

However he is probably bullshiting as hawcking has never been tested and he claimed that "people who boast about their IQ are probably idiots.
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>>565954548
i feel it inside
i just KNOW
>>565959865
morbheus? xdddd :P
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>>565963605
got divorced?
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>>565959964
I really want to fuck his wife.
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>>565963909
I don't either. I'm still tossing it out there.
>>565963872
>Doesn't care
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I've been labeled as a musical prodigy by multiple different people who hold doctorates degrees and tenured at respectable universities when I began college-level training after less than two years of formal lessons. I have both synesthesia and perfect pitch, and am proficient at playing instruments from every classical section save for woodwinds, as well as every "rock band" instrument.

In spite of all of this, I'm still seriously considering dropping out of college because it's fucking bullshit.
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>>565963615
If you were actually a celebrity I'd say I appreciate the way you acknowledge your industry is fake as fuck, most of them seem to not realize.
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I'm straight, but am inclined to some day suck a dudes dick for the experience.
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>>565964203
>>565963876

Its easy to do when you get divorced and have a liability claim against a business you thought was incorporated but got fucked up by your accountant and had the loss dropped on you
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>>565963909

Are...are you having fun here?!??! Are you one of us?!!
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I was in the original Shrek thread.

I said we should force it as a meme.

Everyone said no, and that I ruined it.

It still spread without my help.
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>>565964523
Don't, it's not fun.
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I have never been in a civilian aircraft, nor have I ever been in the military.
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I was the top ranked Battlefield 2142 player in the USA when I quit playing.
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>>565952762
whaqt the fuck anon
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>>565947320
My two girlfriends (one a [9] and one a [7]) offered to have a threesome with me. And I declined.

In my defense, I was high at the time, which kills my sex drive.
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>>565959809
do a magic trick about my consciousness
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