bonus points if you can genuinely impress me ITT.
I went to middle school with this chick. Her real name is Candace Jackson. She and I went to Farnsley Middle school in Louisville Kentucky.
Well, about 2 months ago I told you kikes I was in line to inherit about 15 million dollars from my uncle who molested me as a kid.
After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit. . It's official. . I am the richest person on /b/.
i was always fond of the olympic gold medalist /b/tard
My uncle raped me as a kid, /b/, and remember how a week ago I told you I was going to inherit money from him? Well, I got 15 gajillion dollars from him. First one to roll 12 gets 2,000 to his PP.
- I've climbed every mountain ridge from here to the Mason Dixon Line.
- I once told Jason Bohnam to get out of my chair in a bar room near Hershey PA when I was 16.
- I met Ray Manzarek in the 90s and he was annoying.
- I don't care about the fappening
If I win, what exactly is happening to my pp 2,000 times? Pic somewhat related
i took care of my friend's dogs for a couple days. had one of them lick my penis.
As a child my family constantly moved every year, and with every place my family had moved to there was always at least 2 girls that obviously liked me; but, every fucking time I didn't realize which girls had feelings for me until I had moved.
I've been to 3 dozen countries, had a private dinner with a first division Portuguese football team, attended the most prestigious university in my country, and have been in 4 relationships.
Now I'm just a NEET shut-in on 4chan who plays video games and nogf
My girlfreind is a member of a MLP cosplay channel on youtube with many videos over several hundred thousand veiws, some even in the millions and gets paid over $100 a month in advertising from youtube.
Only her and few of her freinds know and its kept private
my current orthodontist went to his prom with Anne Hathaway.
I was homeless while teaching chemistry lab classes at a college. One of my students found me sleeping in a corner of the library once and I made it kind of obvious that I had nowhere else to go and it was awkward.
I have seen the future in my dreams on about 6 occasions in the last 15 years.
Its always the day after the one im waking up to, By the time i realize I know whats going to happen most of the day has passed.
I only ever tried to tell one person (my best friend when we were 13) I successfully told him exactly how the last hour of class that day would happen. He dismissed it as a prank
the meaning of life is to have love in your heart, by that i do not mean romantic or affectionate love - love is like luck, a state and not a place. Love has many forms, such as accepting you have infinite control and infinite power inside yourself and your life, being free of limitations, learning to be kind and respectful to others and yourself, defending free will of yourself and others, defusing negative situations etc.
Obviously I am not fully embracing it
I've never had a GF my entire life.
And I've had at least 10 women want to date me, and I turned every single one down because my self esteem is non existent.
>Senior year of HS in 1999
>Was in a program at a vocational school that was funded by a local uni, so good academics and awesome IT labs
>Was tasked to build a senior year project
>Had wanted to hack into the system that controls grades and attendance for a long time
>Project was to create a Linux box that would serve websites and also show off my Linux skills
>Girl in my class, I've known her most of my life at that point, got pregnant
>She missed a lot of school and was one day shy of having enough days present to graduate
>School was hardass about it, wouldn't let the one day slide
>I built my Linux box and set up a network sniffer (worked with tcpdump iirc, showed telnet sessions in realtime)
>One day sent another student to the guidance counselor to "check her attendance"
>Knew that the guidance counselor would need to log into her session, as they always logged off when not using it
>Watched the guidance counselor log into the system in realtime, noted the password
>Spent a lot of free time after school logging into the system and learned how the menus worked
>Tweaked the girl's attendance to give her her extra day of attendance
>tfw she got her diploma on graduation day along with the rest of us
My much older step dad raped his daughter when she was a kid. My mom, who is the same age as the daughter, found out and she was so pissed off that she told everyone. Now both my step dad and his daughter hate us because of it.
so, neither have i. difference is i feel i dont have one because i just dont try. its one of those things like "if it happens, awesome. if it doesnt, no big deal." you need to get that mindset and grow up
I have 32 albums and 27 EPs to my name (solo) but no one else has ever heard them (900+ songs). And they never will. And I'm not even close to done.
[I am my only target audience and my biggest fan.]
I've also created thousands of songs as a part of bands but I have no control over what happened to them (They've nearly all been released but I got little to no credit). I am nowhere close to famous (except somewhat locally) because I don't care about anything but the music.
Sounds pretty boring now that I read it but that is my life.
I haven't spoken to my mom in nearly 6 years because she's mentally handicapped and I really don't have time for her shit when I could be making myself happy. The best part is I abandoned her with no food, no money, and I don't care whatever happened to her, nor do I know or care if she's alive or dead.
smoked weed with a (at the time current) superbowl champ and a Pulitzer prize winner at the same time and they had no idea who each other were
i know that anne is a very unique personality. she loves trolling people in a goodnatured way.
she seems like the kind of girl to come to a guy's house for coffee and ask to use the bathroom and walk out naked....not to fuck the guy but to fuck with his head.
Are you aiming to be like Picasso? Only the music version? He sold literally 1 piece of art while he was alive, then when he died it was all released and became worth millions.
Met a girl on MFC, ended up flying her to australia to fuck for 2 weeks
>going to be with her once my settlement money comes through for a motorcycle accident I had 3 years ago
I have a fetish where I get off by supergluing women's clothing to myself, as well as wearing semi-permanent makeup. Trying and failing to pull the clothes off or wash the makeup off gives me more of a high than any drug I've ever done before.
Once I bought a big fox fur hat, put globs of glue all around my face and scalp, and cemented it in place for two days. I nearly blasted a hole in the wall with my spunk every time I came.
I left the US when I was 22 (8 years ago) and I have only been home 2-3 times for like a week. I live in a 3rd world country and I fucking love every day of my life. Also, hot wife, badabing! I encourage all fellow Amerifats to travel and take a chance if you're lonely, depressed, sick of it all.
once i got high on percocet and licked my kitten's vagina. she got a really nasty vaginal infection and died soon after of unrelated causes ( she had a compromised immune system due to having feline leukemia). I will never forgive myself and this is a secret I'm taking with me to the grave.
There was this one time that when I was an Intern at a think tank I was asked to help protect Kevin Rudd when he was the PM. I'm pretty sure they just confused me for one of the private security guys there.
I drink like 2-3 beers at once and then start 2hrs long fap session until I can't handle peeing urge and i wish to finally cum. Then i continue fapping while i pee and then I cum. Best feeling ever.
Thanks. It's hard.
Not really. But I've already told my family that if they find any of my art after I die they can do what they want with it (including sell it). They know I play a bunch of instruments (and draw and paint and sculpt) but they don't know the full extent of it all.
Is anyone else's life a secret? I don't know why I live this way but I do. My job has nothing to do with my art but it supports it so that's all I care about. Sometimes I wonder
After several Psychedelic drug trips and daily mediation i have developed the ability to sometimes know a persons thoughts ( mind read i guess) predict the future sometimes and astral project on command.
what we dont see is pretty cool stuff
do you crumple or fold your toilet paper?
If your Spose dood that's fucking awesome.
I remember watching the I'm Awesome video a few year ago when I was in middle school and literally loling at it.
I still have the song too I love it. Never checked anything else out by you though, it's that kindof thing, sorry about that.
She was preppy as shit in middle school, when she got to highschool she was still pretty preppy, but when she got out of highschool she just turned into a complete whore, like right at 19. Had the biggest crush on her until she went to a different highschool and we never contacted afterward.
If you are telling the truth, Anon...good on you. There are no words to express the true good you did.
Also, you're a faggot
She's half my age and I had my dick in her cunt ready to thrust but she asked me not to because she wanted to be a virgin when she got married, and I didn't
I got locked up when I was 17 for 2 burglaries, did a 5 month bid, signed for 5 years probation, moved to another state, caught 5 new charges, still haven't violated my probation, about to turn 19. Kek
If you think it's a really serious problem and you'd like to stop the behavior look up Pica online, eating mucus (Mucophagy) is thought to be a sub-disorder of Pica (an eating disorder where people compulsively eat non-food things)
I haven't spoken to him in a while, but the vibe I get is that rapping is tiring and a young person's game. He's since settled down and spends more time with his family. I wouldn't say he feels like a sellout because the music industry is bullshit anyway, he doesn't have a lot of good stuff to say about it.
Yeah, whats your point? I ghost wrote Same Love and they paid me like 500 bucks which is a lot for ghost writers. Dont regret it.
I also co-wrote the jingle "Like a Good Neighbor State Farm is there"
I'm on the list of leaked nudes. Never been here before (heard about it thanks to my lawyers shitting bricks; figured I'd take a look). I'm more impressed at the dedication it took to get these photos than I am mad. I was pretty stupid to save them, I suppose.
basically the world as we know is not how we perceive it.
hes told me he as witnessed things that we couldn't replicate even in the next hundred years
An hour before he passed away he told me to go to his house and check a folder in it was a piece of paper with alien markings
Lets just say my name is half-way down the list, so if the leaker is going in order I may be safe.
I do indeed know both of them, but not well enough to say that stuff. Katy would laugh; Taylor wouldn't find it funny. She's really stuck up.
I get enough to live and i get to live from music.
Im not going to lie and tell you this is what i wanted for my future but i am here and i get lots of work and its not that bad since i write several songs a month.
I find Katy far hotter anyway. Taylor, I just want her to make a song about me so I can listen to it in my car. Rofl
Katy though. Oh. My. God. I would give up my left testicle to poke her butt.
I befriended a convicted child molester when I was 11 y/o. I found out he went to jail and asked him about it and he said it was a drug offense.
Seemed odd to me at the time why everyone seemed to be wary of/dislike him. Normal guy with a normal 6/10 wife
When I first heard I was pretty sick to my stomach. It took a bit to get over the initial shock, but a friend of mine does some kind of work with information security and explained the lengths the hacker would have had to gone through in order to get them I was more impressed. I'm not thrilled with the idea of my private photos might be put up against my will, it is a bit violating, but I also shouldn't have saved them when this sort of thing has happened before. Hindsight s 20/20.
Not really, there is a lot of correlation between payment, college level, and field of study (science/art) with IQ. It is an intelligence exam if we define inteligence as skills such as logic, rapid reaction an memory which can be trained in many ways.
However he is probably bullshiting as hawcking has never been tested and he claimed that "people who boast about their IQ are probably idiots.
I've been labeled as a musical prodigy by multiple different people who hold doctorates degrees and tenured at respectable universities when I began college-level training after less than two years of formal lessons. I have both synesthesia and perfect pitch, and am proficient at playing instruments from every classical section save for woodwinds, as well as every "rock band" instrument.
In spite of all of this, I'm still seriously considering dropping out of college because it's fucking bullshit.
Its easy to do when you get divorced and have a liability claim against a business you thought was incorporated but got fucked up by your accountant and had the loss dropped on you