Ask someone who lost their virginity to a toothbrush anything.
This happened just a few hours ago and I'm kinda spooked to the point that I almost blacked out.
It's weird how it felt good and I actually came, only after I removed it then I saw the blood.
Tits are always relevant. We don't want to see your pendulous gut or thunderthighs, just your fucking funbags.
I seem to have forgotten that I'm posting on /b/. I'm gonna try /fit/.
Go to tumblr, tell em that you were forced to rape yourself with a toothbrush because you feel shunned by the cisgendered community. They will be nice to you and you will fit right in there.
Oh of course. Why would anybody lie on internet.
Why would they start a topic about their ass to begin with
>replying to vagueness with more vagueness
What should be obvious? Are you male or not, I have to know if I'm abandoning thread or staying
Well, it all started with an hemorrhoid due to some diarrhea problems that I had. I used some weird smelling cream. It became somewhat good, so wtv.
After some time, I got this weird bumps between my ass and my sack. I went to the emergencies. I got an infection, so that shit was full of pus. They gave me an anti-biotic. Took it, did nothing, other than give me a fucking yeast infection.
Now I'm going to set an appointment to a doctor to get this shit drenated, almost for sure.
>tl;dr: Sucks bawls, never again.
I'd be willing to stay if you were willing to put an egg in your anus with a time stamp. I'm doing a science experiment and have to ask a lot. Nobody has followed through yet.
How about it son?
You are a brave faggot OP.
Maybe do something about your body and and or get yourself a dog to fulfill your faggot dreams of assfuckery.
Good speed to you.
I'm actually following an infographic posted here and I think I'm doing well.
You'll probably be fine though. Just don't stick things up there for a bit, and when you do don't be so rough.
Also use the proper lube and either those doctor gloves or condoms over whatever you shove up there. A plastic bag is a bad choice.
Also if you're really adamant on sticking things up your ass actually order a proper sex toy.
Places like Toydemon ship discreetly in plain brown boxes and don't mention what's inside on the box in anyway.
It'll be a small tear, it's not a lot of blood. use lube next time you ought not be tearing your insides with such a small object. Preferably order a proper dildo or anal plug online with some appropriate lube, there's thousands of online stores who you can pay for with credit or debit card and deliver in discreet/plain packaging so no one know.
Don't do any more anal for a week or so and just let it heal.
Good for you man.
I hope it works out.
Maybe find an infograph on how to prepare asshole for good buttfucking.
Protip: take it slow, never sharp thing, and always lube well.
Yalso, you colon may just be stressed/scratched, let it heal, if it keeps bleeding for more than a day, get help. If it bleeds a lot, like more than a drip here and there, im am talking blood enema, call emergency or you will die of bloodinfection/loss. Shit does not belong in your bloodstream.
Be glorious man, please post your trapformation pics here when you are ready to fly.
You just ruined something you could have given to a man. From now on and for ever, your partners, if any, will think you're a whore. What a fucking WAIST.
No sorry, I've waited a long time for this, I'm sick of people backing out.
You seem more beta than Anne Frank so go to your kitchen, get an egg, place the egg in your anus, provide a time stamp...
THEN RAM THAT SHIT IN.
You fucking faggot.
Lel, well you aren't going to get colon cancer from sticking a toothbrush up your ass too rough.
If you aren't bleeding a ton it's going to be fine and heal on it's own.
But for real, take our advice on getting a proper sex toy, using lube(even lotion would be good at this point), and if you're putting something over the object you're inserting, put it in a condom or those disposable gloves.
I already know I'm a faggot, thank you. I'll probably do it WHEN I'M NOT BLEEDING OUT OF MY ASS.
I don't really give a shit about your blood stained asshole, all I need is some measurement. Mainly the density of your asshole and area between each cheek. I'm checking asshole pressure and the eggs cracking point.
At least if if cracks half way in you're already bleeding, now get to it and deliver.
Dude, light anal bleeding isn't the end of the world.
The reason you bled comes down to three things
1. no lube
2. plastic bag with rough edges
3. too rough with the lack of lube
Take it easy and you'll be fine.
I'm embarassed to have even started considering this legit at some point, but the answer's still no.
I'm too spooked to shove anything up there right now.
You can't blame me, I AM in /b/.
forgive me, I am a bit spooked. I guess this is the result of too much estrogen kicking in from my trap therapy.
or I'm really just a pussy. but then again, I'm pretty sure its the latter.
I get mistaken for as a girl on the back due to my small build and long hair, but only from the back since I still am born as a boy and we're not in some kind of anime where every boy can look like a girl just by wearing a wig and a sailor uniform.
also my voice is a dead give away.
I was always mistaken for a girl because I had long hair as well(still do), but I have no feminine features at all.
I have no intentions on being feminine either. I'm attracted to femininity though, traps included.
Yes that's what I figured. I would really recommend trying to get one though, if you order from a place like Toydemon it'll be discreet, but if you have nosy parents who always need to know what you ordered it could be difficult.
Anyway I have a question, do you actually want to be a trap? Or are you just into this as a fetish?
it took me awhile to figure out why as well
but I arrived to a conclusion. as a child, I was bullied alot. I guess that triggered my "I guess they'll treat me better if I was a girl" switch.
ever since then, I always asked my mom "mom, can I be a girl?" I guess she took it as a childish joke.
10 years later I still have this compulsion to wear girl's clothing.
I see, well before this thread 404s if you want someone to talk to about this you could make a throwaway email and give me some contact details(likely a steam account, since I don't really use other chat clients).
If you do decide to give me the throwaway email address please unsage so some random doesn't bamboozle me.
So do you happen to have a steam account? Or what's the case. I don't have a yahoo message client thing. I could send you an email and you could send me back your steam details if you do have one.
I dunno if this is really my steam account but go ahead and add "An Hero", I guess? I dunno if I actually changed it from my steam settings or just on my TF2 console so I'm not sure if it works.
so it's proportional to my desire TO LET THE THREAD DIE.
never go full retard, son. but then again, I'm the one posting dildo pictures and sharing account information on /b/.
I guess, welcome to the club.
If you have access to your throwaway email I sent you an email there to verify my email with you.
You could send me your full link steam id there, or I could send you mine which is relatively unique.
Well if OP is a woman, and she has never lost her virginity then she "popped her cherry" which is actually called a Hymen. Its a vaginal membrane that is full of blood and breaks upon penetration. It is supposed to happen. This is why there is blood. However if you're not a woman, speak to a physician because you may be have done some serious damage to whatever cavity you did this to.
Sure sure..But if I fantasize about fucking Hale Berry. It doesn't mean I fucked her.
Now if I actually fucked Hale Berry..well then you get the idea.
You are just a fat neckbeard virgin faggot who wants attention.
You fucking faggot the whole point in tits or gtfo is for women that scream "IM A GRILL" To get attention, this is not one of those times
Christ I wish everybody wasn't so new these days