Ask someone who lost their virginity to a toothbrush anything.

>>565830579
what is tits or gtfo?

What gender are you?

>>565830802
very important

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>>565830802
I'm a landwhale, I don't think anyone wants to see that.

>>565830802
if she lost her virginity to a toothbrush, i'm not sure we should be asking for tits.

>>565830579
How deep did you have to put the tooth brush up your asshole for it to bleed?

>>565831041
You're fucking wrong

>>565830579
I just cringed, and I'm not even a girl.

maybe you'll get lucky and it will heal back if you don't mess with it for a while

pics or didnt happen

>>565831041
we just want to see your boobs and a timestamp.. write the date on a peice of paper ..

then we wanna hear more about it

>>565831363
should I get myself checked?

>>565831168
pretty deep. I see what you did there.

>>565831514
I'm a doctor, post detailed pics

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>>565831168
>>565831693
Wait you did it on your first time to your ass? Why not in the vagoo?

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fianl chance

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Tits are always relevant. We don't want to see your pendulous gut or thunderthighs, just your fucking funbags.

>>565830579
Read this, OP.
Also, have fun coming out as a faggot.

http://www.medicinenet.com/anal_fissure/article.htm

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I seem to have forgotten that I'm posting on /b/. I'm gonna try /fit/.

>>565831939
> implying females get on 4chin

>>565831939
>implying OP had a vagoo and isn't a massive faggioto.

>>565832157
will do.

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>>565830579
Go to tumblr, tell em that you were forced to rape yourself with a toothbrush because you feel shunned by the cisgendered community. They will be nice to you and you will fit right in there.

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>>565832270
you should feel bad

>>565832157
That sucks as shit dude.

I got one some time ago, still having some problems related to that

>>565832326
>>565832347
She (?) replied to "show tits" with "I'm fat", not with "I'm male"

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>>565832952
Oh of course. Why would anybody lie on internet.

>>565832952
I wanted to see if its that's obvious. Yes, I might have anal fissures.

Just great.

>>565832789
How bad was it?

As long as the blood is bright red and isn't gushing out you're fine. If by next week there's still some blood I'd get it checked out though.

>>565832952
To add, I actually didn't lie. I never referred to myself as a "her" and I actually lost my anal virginity to this piece of crap.

>>565833218
Why would they start a topic about their ass to begin with
>>565833293
>replying to vagueness with more vagueness
What should be obvious? Are you male or not, I have to know if I'm abandoning thread or staying

>>565833725
Hurry up and confirm your male so he doesn't leave, OP.

>>565833591
Ah ok. Bye faggot.

>>565833725
see
>>565833591

also I think everyone left already the moment I didn't post tits. unless want manboobs, I'd be happy to oblige.

>>565833591
just from reading the OP it was pretty obvious you're a guy, girls wouldn't be spooked by how good it was or be surprised at coming.

>>565833293
Well, it all started with an hemorrhoid due to some diarrhea problems that I had. I used some weird smelling cream. It became somewhat good, so wtv.

After some time, I got this weird bumps between my ass and my sack. I went to the emergencies. I got an infection, so that shit was full of pus. They gave me an anti-biotic. Took it, did nothing, other than give me a fucking yeast infection.

Now I'm going to set an appointment to a doctor to get this shit drenated, almost for sure.

>tl;dr: Sucks bawls, never again.

>>565833981
I'd be willing to stay if you were willing to put an egg in your anus with a time stamp. I'm doing a science experiment and have to ask a lot. Nobody has followed through yet.

How about it son?

>>565834113
well if I actually knew girls, I wouldn't be sticking things up my ass now would I?

>>565833981
Post those man boobs baby, let's go

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>>565830958
/thread

>>565834376
well if your not a girl thats pretty bad OP you shouldent be bleeding. I dident bleed the first time I did it, you were porbbaly to rough

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>>565833981
You are a brave faggot OP.
Maybe do something about your body and and or get yourself a dog to fulfill your faggot dreams of assfuckery.
Good speed to you.

>>565834376
so something that small made your ass bleed? ive crapped out turds 10x bigger than that toothbrush.. ull fucking live.. move along you bitch

>>565834746
Also this, I've never bled from sticking something up my ass, and I've stuck things far bigger than a wimpy toothbrush up there.

>>565834240
I'm gonna an hero then.

>>565834373
I'm really actually being a pussy about all this and can't even shit properly now, now you want me to put an egg inside it?

>>565830579
get raped

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>>565834980
Dude. Hide the toothbrush. Say you took a fucking dump due to some shit you ate. Wait. Hero. ????. Profit.

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>>565834754
I'm actually following an infographic posted here and I think I'm doing well.

>>565834835
turds are fairly fluid, OP has probably breached a rectal wall with that hard ass toothbrush.

>>565835301
You'll probably be fine though. Just don't stick things up there for a bit, and when you do don't be so rough.
Also use the proper lube and either those doctor gloves or condoms over whatever you shove up there. A plastic bag is a bad choice.

Also if you're really adamant on sticking things up your ass actually order a proper sex toy.

Places like Toydemon ship discreetly in plain brown boxes and don't mention what's inside on the box in anyway.

>>565835421
I wrapped plastic around it, so I think I'm good.

>mfw I'm still using it.
>mfw I have no face.

>>565834980
Precisely, yes. For science.

Do it in the bath or shower if you must.

>>565835946
"probably" is a strong word. I'm also 'probably' gonna be too shy to get this checked up so fuck it, I guess the experience was all worth the colon cancer.

>>565835946

It'll be a small tear, it's not a lot of blood. use lube next time you ought not be tearing your insides with such a small object. Preferably order a proper dildo or anal plug online with some appropriate lube, there's thousands of online stores who you can pay for with credit or debit card and deliver in discreet/plain packaging so no one know.

Don't do any more anal for a week or so and just let it heal.

>>565836875
This guy knows his shit

>>565831141
/thread

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>>565835582
Good for you man.
I hope it works out.
Maybe find an infograph on how to prepare asshole for good buttfucking.
Protip: take it slow, never sharp thing, and always lube well.
Yalso, you colon may just be stressed/scratched, let it heal, if it keeps bleeding for more than a day, get help. If it bleeds a lot, like more than a drip here and there, im am talking blood enema, call emergency or you will die of bloodinfection/loss. Shit does not belong in your bloodstream.
Be glorious man, please post your trapformation pics here when you are ready to fly.

>>565836217
OP here, can we please just let the thread die. I regret posting this.

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>>565837310
No

>>565837227
thanks man, I hope I stay alive long enough to see the transformation. unless of course I die from colon cancer, that's always fun.

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>>565830579
You just ruined something you could have given to a man. From now on and for ever, your partners, if any, will think you're a whore. What a fucking WAIST.

>>565837310
No sorry, I've waited a long time for this, I'm sick of people backing out.

You seem more beta than Anne Frank so go to your kitchen, get an egg, place the egg in your anus, provide a time stamp...

THEN RAM THAT SHIT IN.

You fucking faggot.

>>565837820
Lel, well you aren't going to get colon cancer from sticking a toothbrush up your ass too rough.

If you aren't bleeding a ton it's going to be fine and heal on it's own.

But for real, take our advice on getting a proper sex toy, using lube(even lotion would be good at this point), and if you're putting something over the object you're inserting, put it in a condom or those disposable gloves.

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>>565837894
I already know I'm a faggot, thank you. I'll probably do it WHEN I'M NOT BLEEDING OUT OF MY ASS.

>>565830579
So what your saying is that I shouldn't masturbate with inanimate objects or else ill lose my virginia for when I really should lose it by fucking a guy?

>>565838238
if not a colon cancer, probably an anal infection of some kind. but yes, I think I might have to consider that now.

>>565838419
I don't really give a shit about your blood stained asshole, all I need is some measurement. Mainly the density of your asshole and area between each cheek. I'm checking asshole pressure and the eggs cracking point.

At least if if cracks half way in you're already bleeding, now get to it and deliver.

>>565838827
Dude, light anal bleeding isn't the end of the world.

The reason you bled comes down to three things

1. no lube
2. plastic bag with rough edges
3. too rough with the lack of lube

Take it easy and you'll be fine.

>>565839168
I'm embarassed to have even started considering this legit at some point, but the answer's still no.

I'm too spooked to shove anything up there right now.

You can't blame me, I AM in /b/.

>>565839276
I kinda used lube, I used a gentle body cleanser. or does that complicate things even further?

do I actually get my colon cancer now by using chemicals as lube?

>>565840201
You aren't going to get colon cancer, I don't know where you got that idea from. But stick to lotion or actual lube.

>>565840493
forgive me, I am a bit spooked. I guess this is the result of too much estrogen kicking in from my trap therapy.

or I'm really just a pussy. but then again, I'm pretty sure its the latter.

Are you going to marry the toothbrush?

>>565841043
So you're trying to be a trap eh, I mean good on ya, but I wouldn't consider it unless I already looked feminine though(mainly facial features).

>>565841317
I put it in the friendzone for making me bleed in weird places.

>>565842015
Do you still live with your parents?

>>565830579
why is there blood jesus

>>565841560
I get mistaken for as a girl on the back due to my small build and long hair, but only from the back since I still am born as a boy and we're not in some kind of anime where every boy can look like a girl just by wearing a wig and a sailor uniform.

also my voice is a dead give away.

>>565842302
my thoughts exactly.

>>565842282
that's what's making it hard for me to get an actual dildo. was it really that obvious?

>>565842798
I was always mistaken for a girl because I had long hair as well(still do), but I have no feminine features at all.

I have no intentions on being feminine either. I'm attracted to femininity though, traps included.

>>565843076
Yes that's what I figured. I would really recommend trying to get one though, if you order from a place like Toydemon it'll be discreet, but if you have nosy parents who always need to know what you ordered it could be difficult.

Anyway I have a question, do you actually want to be a trap? Or are you just into this as a fetish?

>>565843681
it took me awhile to figure out why as well

but I arrived to a conclusion. as a child, I was bullied alot. I guess that triggered my "I guess they'll treat me better if I was a girl" switch.

ever since then, I always asked my mom "mom, can I be a girl?" I guess she took it as a childish joke.

10 years later I still have this compulsion to wear girl's clothing.

>>565844508
I see, well before this thread 404s if you want someone to talk to about this you could make a throwaway email and give me some contact details(likely a steam account, since I don't really use other chat clients).

If you do decide to give me the throwaway email address please unsage so some random doesn't bamboozle me.

>>565845013
Or if you just want another internet friend.

>>565845013
you can add me then on my yahoo dummy account; [email protected]

unsaged for ID proof. I really just want this thread to die.

>>565830579
Holly?

>>565845708
So do you happen to have a steam account? Or what's the case. I don't have a yahoo message client thing. I could send you an email and you could send me back your steam details if you do have one.

>>565837310
fucking newfag
sage-ing causes you to post without bumping

>>565846147
I dunno if this is really my steam account but go ahead and add "An Hero", I guess? I dunno if I actually changed it from my steam settings or just on my TF2 console so I'm not sure if it works.

>>565846648

Holly Jenkins

>>565846648
"Buttered toast"

Yo there's going to be like a million an heroes.

>>565846456
so it's proportional to my desire TO LET THE THREAD DIE.

never go full retard, son. but then again, I'm the one posting dildo pictures and sharing account information on /b/.

I guess, welcome to the club.

>>565846978
If you have access to your throwaway email I sent you an email there to verify my email with you.

You could send me your full link steam id there, or I could send you mine which is relatively unique.

>>565846648
just send me a damn mail on my dummy account, unless you're trying to bait me to post actual information as to expose my identity?

>>565830579
Dude..Just cuz you stuck a toothbrush up your ass. DOES NOT MEAN you are no longer a virgin.

>>565847468
disregard this, I suck cocks. soon maybe

>>565847525
its a free world. one can fantasize.

>>565847662
>>565847468

Your steam is something along the lines of "honey bunches of nope"

You're still in highschool

>>565830579
Well if OP is a woman, and she has never lost her virginity then she "popped her cherry" which is actually called a Hymen. Its a vaginal membrane that is full of blood and breaks upon penetration. It is supposed to happen. This is why there is blood. However if you're not a woman, speak to a physician because you may be have done some serious damage to whatever cavity you did this to.

>>565847853
Sure sure..But if I fantasize about fucking Hale Berry. It doesn't mean I fucked her.

Now if I actually fucked Hale Berry..well then you get the idea.

You are just a fat neckbeard virgin faggot who wants attention.

>>565848116
Ok so I responded to thread without reading it as well..see>>565847525


You are just a faggot.

>>565847915
I do wish I still was in high school.

but thank you, now please just let the thread 404.

>>565848469
I guess I am, although thank you for sage-ing.

now get off the thread please, I want it to die already.

>>565830958
You fucking faggot the whole point in tits or gtfo is for women that scream "IM A GRILL" To get attention, this is not one of those times

Christ I wish everybody wasn't so new these days

>>565849192
read the whole thread please, if you can before it 404's as to enlighten yourself.

tl;dr: I'm a guy. the end.

>>565849179
you know you can delete the thread you shit stain.

>>565849759
oops sorry, its gone now.

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Don't let this thread die.
Keep up the shame

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ah fuck.

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>>565850051

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>>565850051
no escape