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>>565800694

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You're welcome

Op the biggest retard faggot

>>565800828
Don't do this it creates mustard gas

>>565800828
This post made me fat. Thanks asshole

>>565803584
kek'd

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>>565803701

Wow, this really made my mac faster! Thanks, anon.

>>565804307
Gee, thanks anon. Great tip.

>>565803908
*faggot* **Faggot** [zalgo] Faggot
~~Faggot~~

>>565801015
Gonna make these now.

>>565804691
>faggot

>>565804140
the guy who made that should have added how much weed you need. It would make the whole thing more believable.
>>565803908
>does it work?

>>565803701
oh gee anon
i wonder if this will make my linux work faster !

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>>565803908
%triforce

[zalgo] does this work [/zalgo]

>>565805028
Just tried it, works like a charm

>>565803908
>Testing

[zalgo] lol [/zalgo] [spoiler] gay [/spoiler]

>>565805162
holy shit
>being this new

bro, welcome to 4chin

>>565804867
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why does everyone fail the simple guides?

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>>565805390
>Nobody has died so far because he didnt hit the vein right away

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>>565800694

>>565805162
Fucking newfag. Lurk moar.

>>565806273
lol

>>565803908
t???????????????h??????????????????a??????????????n????????k??????????s???????????? ???????????m?????a???????????n??????????!???????????

>>565803908
[zalgo]zalgo[/zalgo]

>>565806326
Wow, this guy.. Hello newfriend

>>565803908
[zalgo] does it work [/zalgo]

>>565800694

don't do this, it installed a mustard gas app on my phone

>>565806657
All this did was make my console not turn on, how do I reboot it?

>>565807476
kill yourself

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>>565807476
Enjoy your new building material.

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>>565806273

Help, I tried this, and I messed up my dad's comp. How do I fix it?

>>565807349
drink bleach, newfag

*italics*
**bold**
* item 1
[zalgo] nigger [/zalgo]
hi
~~line~~
supa^script
[spoiler] hi [/spoiler]
[flip nigger [/flip]
%triforce

>>565807273
Fuck you faggot. These faggots are shitting up my secret online club. They're falling for the oldest tricks here.

>>565807586
>>565807685
I'm serious, how do I reboot the console?

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>>565807476
I dont believe you

>>565800828
....

>>565803701
>>565803701
Going to try this. Thanks!

>>565805636
this is obviously a troll but what does it actually do? make it go bad fast?

>>565807814
Fuck you faggot god

>>565807814
Please newfriend, don't get mad. You might like it here

>>565807476
You dun fucked up

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ns?p
it works!!!!!!1!!11111!! xDDDDDDDD

>>565807476
Stop posting. Just stop. You're troll-fu is weak and you're tryhard is showing. Their is nobody that would believe this ITT.

>>565805773
done. Ive downloaded the programms for raids, so good! thanks

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>>565807907
Do this, that should fix it.

>>565808051

try googling "lemon juice and milk"

>>565807721

Are you sure you used a clarinet?

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>>565808051
No it makes it taste delicious.

>>565808234
FAGGOT

>>565808094
I'm not your friend and I'm not new. I've been here since chanology.

>>565807907
its bricked m8

>>565808350
The biggest newfag in the thread. Right here

>>565808350
So edgy.

>>565808318
more butter 4 me

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>>565808398

>>565808483
Yes, you are.

>>565808398

If you've really been here that long you would know that chanology faggots are what ruined this place and would never admit to being one of them. So fuck you and all your maskfag dicksuckers. GTFO

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a legit one

>>565808673
> dat gif
That's the first time I saw that version of that pasta. That's amazing.

>>565808684
I've been here for 4 months faggot, probably far longer than you summerfag gtfo my b before I fucking meme you

>>565808673

The dog is, what I am within, you fucking me to you in a little while, did you say? And this is confirmed, since it is more 300 for me, and I in the said you the secret purpose of the attack of the Al · For many of all, you will learn a variety of in general in the head of the Navy Seals 1 there. I'm a sniper so that the whole of the war have taught in the Army of the United States the United States the highest. There is nothing to me, nothing to do with another sign. Fuck me say words like fucking with them, you never raced before on this planet accurately. For me to be able to say that you will be able to create a lorem off? Please consider is spurious. And I tell you, if you already know we have heard in the investigation of the secrets of the United States as they had been linked to the IP address of the network lives among the examiner that they prepare for the rottenness of the storm. Weather wiped out as a little pathetic are you to call your life. For ye are dead, and the sons is rape. I, at any time, anywhere is to say, out of the way, which the 700 can kill, I have been way is in my hand. So as little frustration, unarmed combat worked extensively, and I have access to the weapons you can use to wipe the miserable ass full of data containing the entire Marine Corps. The vengeance of the wicked shall appear only they could know, if the things you have a small amount of recorded "team" will be you shall be upon thyself down, we would, perhaps, it would have had from thee of the tongue. However, it is not to be he could not, and now they give a reward, you goddamn fool. It is the world's largest wrath is upon you, I sink in to you. Timing is a fucking kid.

>>565808770
Guy Fawkes masks were the best thing to happen to this board.

>>565808786
this actually works for all you newfags on here

>>565803701
did it on all macs in our house. it worked! thanks,

>>565809075
Why are you trying to increase the rate of shitposting? Also, typing a space is faster than typing a whole random word and has the same effect.

how about no?

%triforce

>>565803908
Op is a super^faggot

>>565803908


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>>565809056
Also I get fucked in the ass by dogs.

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>>565809008

You got me once, but I'm not falling for that shit again.

2/10 and better luck next time.

>>565805390
Jesus fuck. I once thought these threads were provided actual cool little life hacks, now I'm convinced it's all sabotage.

>>565808875
There's no such thing as "free" money.

>>565808305

Not sure. The hole on by butt is a kind of a clarinet, right?

>>565809409
I'm serious. Edgy "oldfags" like yourself get their jonnies rumpled so hard because of all the attention paid to "anonymous".

>>565805193
>rm
>-rf
>not specifying directory
Speed command is
>rm -rf /

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>>565808673
This is the best fucking gif EVER

>>565803701
wow this actually worked, thanks.

3 GB of info. Working on #15 & #16 right now.

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What an asshole...
Chlorine/Alcohol = Boom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H13dLQnLFfI

>>565809706

You should have been fine, mate. I dunno what's gone wrong there. Did you activate the banana first?

>>565800965
I goddamn remember this shit.

>>565806120
>to lose it's ability

>>565808875
Didn't work great for me. I think the dev code has been changed cause the returns aren't worth the effort.

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>>565809515
Why? We wouldn't mislead you anon.

>>565810354
Forgot Download link.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/uc4n234msbrbrmn/Helpful+Stuff.zip

[zalgo] derp

>>565810656
Not even gonna lie. I nearly microwaved my phone first time one of these threads popped up.

>>565809172
since my dads a mac fanatic we all have macs

>>565805667
>toplel

>>565804850
dont it makes mustard gas

this is all bullshit

>>565810376

Activation is that thing you do with a strapon, right? Because then I think I did activate it.

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>>565810878
lol'd

>>565808770

Second. Don't give a face to a faceless organization. People get pissed

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>>565806120
BUTT PLUG ALERT...
faggot faggot faggot
batt & steel wool = fire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbwNJhJwnSs

>>565803908
%triforce

>>565803435
Lel

>>565807782
ahahahha

>>565803908
**bold**

>>565810656
This made my penis strong as iron bar

>>565809721

I'm too old to be edgy. I don't really give a shit if anyone pays attention to anonymous or not. Really, I give zero fucks. What does fucking annoy me is people like you who think that you as an individual or as a collective mean something, have value, or are capable of doing anything that effects the real world.

The only reason to do shit is because it's funny.

You are not funny.

You are the edgy one, and it would be so much nicer if you would fall off it.

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>>565811756
You are so clever

>>565806657
Your a special kind of ass

>>565811756
... GodLikeProductions? Is that you?.... It's been a while..

>>565809721
>>565809721
look who it is, ID heaven

>>565803183
Or, you know, wipe it on that inner rim. Otherwise, you have to take off a rubber band covered in wet paint. That could only go well.

>>565812390
Requesting confirmation this is legit

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derp

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>>565812652
Yes, its super legit

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>>565808051

mustard gas

>>565812121
i fukd ur sister in the ass

>>565803908
>Test

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t?e?x?t

>>565812652
no

[zalgo]Nigger [/zalgo]

[zalgo]Nigger[/zalgo]

>>565803701
fuck you idiot, i broke my new mac book pro that i bought with shitty summer job moneys! DONT DO THIS!!!11

>>565807043
thx anon, I now know how to an hero !

>>565800965
kek. Good times

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6969691/6-life-hacks-for-flaky-people#!bNiFdK

>>565812056
You care way too much about what some idiots in masks are doing to 4chan and I think it's hilarious. Stay butthurt.

>>565805162
Confirmed newfriend

Heres the link for 3GB of info.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/uc4n234msbrbrmn/Helpful+Stuff.zip

>>565812620
or you could just grab it with a paper towel or some shit and remove it

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>>565807476
>>565808152
>>565807907
>samefag

>>565808875

Getting paid .67 cents an hour

Yeah, no.

>>565803908
>greentext
*italics*
**bold**
* item 1
* item 2
* item 3
[zalgo] i hate you faggots [/zalgo]
don't get it
~~strikethrough~~
super^script
[spoiler] yura fag [/spoiler]
[flip] your mom is a whore [/flip]
%triforce

>>565814840
Very helpful mustard gas recipes

>>565804307
Damn, I just did this and was able to sell the "gold" I made. I won't need to work anymore. Thanks anon.

>>565814962
i am so lame

>>565814962
you fucked up now,
now you fucked up
now you have fucked up

>>565815095
That ID.

>>565814214
Just the fuck up Jareth

>>565815527
I did it for an hour and racked up 300, which is well under the claimed pay off for 30 minutes.. 3000 points gets you 5bucks, so fuck that.

>>565805773
thanks a lot man!!! can't wait to get started11

>>565806120
Some of these are so amazingly stupid... jesus...

>>565810656
I actually had to evacuate a Boston Pizza just after midnight before because one of my cooks decided that to make the floor 'extra clean' he dumped half a bottle of concentrated ammonia floor cleaner into a mop bucket, filled it half with water and then half with a bottle of Clorox. He came upstairs to the office and told me how clean it looked but that it smelled like a swimming pool and he didn't feel so well. At least he had water in there to dilute it a bit. Had to hire security to stand near the back door as we had to prop it open all night and I had to call poison control to make sure the cook was fine. Darwin Award candidates are everywhere, swear to god.

>>565814840
Its like no one is downloading it.

>>565813724
lmao

>>565816203
There are followers? Why the hell don't we start a Future points thread and collect a shit tonne of them then? I'm sure loads of neets could use the money.

>>565806657
Never seen this one, what exactly does it do?

>>565808051
acid curdles milk, you would wind up with something like ricotta cheese

Niggers tongue my anus.

>>565809257
because you're not supposed to type a space, you're supposed to type nigger

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>>565816709
I believe it makes your xbox stuck in an endless reboot cirlce

>>565817030
I finally see. Thank you anon

>>565811756
Thank captain so fucking obvious a 3 year old would call you retarded. You saved the world again!

>>565803908
Nigger^niggers
~~[zalgo]Niggers[/zalgo]~~

>>565812652
I got Left 4 Dead 2, a bunch of random cheap games, and The Last Remnant from Tremor.

>>565803908
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>>565808983
I remember that thread. That was fucking funny.

>implying

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>>565808673
>gorilla
Gets me every time

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>>565807782
>flip nigger flip.

>>565804307
This is one of the more creative ways to make "gold" I've ever seen

>>565803908
I??????????? ????d?????o?????????u???????????????b???????????t???????? ??????????t?????h??????i??????s???? ???????????w?????o??????????r?????????????k??????????s?????
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>>565818983
Comedy Gold that is...

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>>565818797
s?u?d

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>>565819384
s??o? ???s ???? ?o ?uou

>>565819169
You could say I'm laughing so hard that I can't breathe

>>565812880
beastmode unlocked

>>565803908
?s??

Wow, i believe it works

>>565806273
DON'T DO THIS
mustard gas

>>565819641
Honestly, thanks for that post anon.

>>565819968
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>>565807476
Please be true, please just give me this

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Thanks Harold!

>>565803908
%triforce

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>>565821052
Based Harold...

>>565821181
This kid...

Sup[sup]sup147

>>565801015

WARNING: THIS MAKES MUSTARD GAS

>>565803908

T?????????e??????s??????t????????i???????????????????n??????????g????????????????????

[zalgo] newfag [zalgo/]

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%nigforce

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>>565823013

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>>565823606

>>565800965
Thanks bro, it works

>>565805162
Can't even trifroce.

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>>565823763

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Dip your fries in your ice cream.

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>>565824150

>>565824359
This

>>565805773
No wonder Tumblr fags haven't joined yet; that haven't followed the simple steps!

DAILY REMINDER THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER http://www.dogfart.com/Interracial_Sex_Sites/

>>565824359
Don't do this you fucking tards. This creates Saltine acid.

>>565824879
this kills the penis

>>565808786
doesn't work

>>565805528

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Remember this one?

>>565808673
It used to actually say "guerrilla."

>>565805528
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>>565821052
Have my babies

>>565805528
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>>565803908
I???????????????? ?????????????????c???????????????????????????a????????????????n??????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????s????????????????????????m????????????????????????e?????????????????????????l??????????????????????????l???????????????????? ?????????????????y???????????????????????o???????????????u????????????????????????????

>>565812056
>I'm too old.
>Thinking seniority matters.
>Upset at a post.
You're not an "oldfag."
An "oldfag" wouldn't post like this.
How long you've been here doesn't matter in the slightest.
As long as you know the rules, and you're not a huge fag, you're an "oldfag."

>>565813724
Hahahahs idiot

%triforce

>>565805528
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>>565804307
This will literally kill

[flip]fuckyou[/flip]

>>565807721
nigger younused a flute, didn't you.

uncultured fuckwit

>>565807814
>actually saying my secret online club
YOU are the cancer

>>565806273

xD just epic. so random

>>565803908
[zalgo] niggers [/zalgo]

%triforce

%triforce

>>565802218

This guy microwaved his phone.

>>565809515
Remember the golden rule: NEVER take advice from /b/. Always doublecheck recipes and stuff.
If you don't know what it is, assume it's mustard gas

>>565805339

Sweet, it works!

>>565828936
Don't do it it's mustard gas

[flip] %triforce [/flip]

>>565826034
Top fucking kek. I hope this is real.

>>565829217
This. This will literally kill you.

>>565829412
It's not real. It's mustard gas

>>565829217
Oh god i started doing that sht

>>565816709
when it tries to load the sandbox, it reboots the xbox instead, causing a boot loop.

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>>565808786
What now?

>>565830574
You'd better vent out your house, just to make sure there's no mustard gas

>>565830367
Fuck. Got me again.

>>565800694
that never worked for me. Does the microwave have to be some special type? And i can't get my Macbook into my microwave

>>565831569
If you microwave your devices they will turn into mustard gas
>don't do it

>>565804307
>>565804307
this makes mumford gas

>>565805773
just got the newsletter. The boner you have given me is huge.

>>565806657
do the have this for xbox one I want to go to game stop do it and leave a slip of paper that says battle toads

>>565821181
pathetic

>>565808786
you actually dont even need to type anything for the fake one, just putting a space is good enough

>>565803908
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>>565805917
that meme is 12 years old

>>565800694
lol it worked for me

>>565803908
[zalgo]test[/zalgo]

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>>565803908
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[zalgo] test [/zalgo]

>>565830950
This.

>>565805773
Holy shit dude I'm reading right now the rules! Fuck yes thanks bro!

>>565804307
Well actually you missed a step, what you have to do is put the bleach on a strong metal container, then add the drain cleaner. quickly close and shake hard! after about 5 minutes or so pour it out, let it dry

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