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>>565677967
Explain
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Just save an explanation and copy paste it as the first comment because you are always going to get people asking
faggot
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>>565678190
About two days ago, I left home in St. Louis. There are a lot of reasons. The one I originally went with was the one most people reference: When I was 13, I got frisky with a 13 year old girl. In MO, anyone who has sexual contact and is under 14 is raped. So, by MO laws, we committed statutory rape on each other. We broke up, she told her parents, they took it to the police. The police said that there wasn't any actual raping going on, we were just two stupid teens. But, the problem was that I did try to go all the way with her, and she said "no". But I was already on top of her and just went with it, and ignored her (I had just gone from a tiny private school to a massive public school, and my only experience with females was from porn-- specifically hentai, where they say "no~!" all the time). I confessed to that, along with a bunch of other shit I did, to a friend, who then threatened to take the info to both the police and everyone I knew. I bailed that night.

I left both to get away from that and to fucking /do/ something. I was posting in a suicide thread, someone said to just pick up some shit and go, so that's what I did. I'm now almost 700 miles from home.

>>565679005
I've just saved the one above.
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>>565679097
Why did you trust a friend like that with information like that? Are you some kind of sperglord?
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Well done I did the same when I was 15 be careful on the streets. I may be the one who told you to take off, I tell that to a lot of people haha
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>>565679097
Wait did you genuinely rape her? The fuck is wrong with you?
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>>565679097
how old are you anon?
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How do you think this is going to end?
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>>565679270
Yes. I half hope that this little trip will help me fix that.

>>565679410
Well, it's worked out so far. If it was you? Thanks. But I've posted several threads so far, including a timestamp in the original thread.

>>565679485
No-- it's probably worth adding that my limp 13-year-old dick couldn't actually do the deed. But I attempted it. And yes, I know how fucked up that is. This was all five years ago.
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>>565677967
whats the update?
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>>565679097
"by MO laws, we committed statutory rape on each other"
I highly doubt that. Missouri has a fucked legal system...but not that fucked.

"But I was already on top of her and just went with it, and ignored her"
Then, you did rape her.

"When I was 13"
You look 7+ years older now. Why is this just coming up now?

For those reasons, I'm assuming this isn't real unless a timestamp that doesn't look like it came out of paint can be posted.

"I was posting in a suicide thread, someone said to just pick up some shit and go, so that's what I did."
Ignoring my assumption, good. This is better than suicide. Do you still want to do anything with your life?
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>>565679720
Well, to be honest, the whole police-thing was really more of an excuse to leave than anything. I could have just pled the fifth and gotten by. I think I wanted to do something unreasonable and drastic.

>>565679783
I'm currently in a McDonalds in Little Rock, Arkansas. I bought a ticket for a bus to New Orleans that leaves at 6:15 tomorrow morning.
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>>565677967
keep it up OP
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>>565680053
I didn't ask you how it started i asked you how you think it's going to end

if you're expecting to die by the end of this you should find your "friend" and cut his throat
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>>565680053
how are you making money
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If you go broke don't be afraid to go to dumpesters people here throw away great food. Just don't be dumb about it and look for signs of rot and what not. If you ever end up in Idaho and need a place to crash for a night email me [email protected]
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>>565680913
how many seriel kills do you have?
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>>565680008
Actually, that really is how it works. The case almost went to court, but they froze it on the grounds of a lack of evidence of actual rape. They said that teenagers do stupid shit all the time, and as long as I stayed clean until 18, I'd be good. But the new development scared me a bit. But, no. I didn't rape her-- I admit that I tried to, but I had no idea it was rape at the time. I wasn't thinking in the slightest, it was my first sexual encounter. Also, as to looking older, I've been letting my beard grow out intentionally. I simply look older than my age.

>>565680394
I've got friends in New Orleans who've agreed to help me out. I'm planning on at least being out and about for a while, staying there for some time (no clue how long), and either A) asking to go back home or B) just drifting for a while. I've met a lot of really nice people on my way, and a lot of pricks; I was offered a job on two separate occasions. I dunno how it will play out.

>>565680667
I'm not making money-- I brought all I had, just under $250, with me. I've since been given some handouts (along with two knives, one of which was a switchblade, a bunch of free non-perishable food, a bag to carry more shit, and a mini copy of the New Testament), and I've got about 60 bucks left. I'm planning on doing anything I have to in New Orleans to start making money again.

>>565680913
I'll do that. Thanks.
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>>565680008
Also, what would you like my timestamp to say? Anything I should do-- shoe on head, whatever? I'm in a public McDonalds, and I'd prefer to not get kicked out.
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What do you do to pass time? Where are you headed?
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>>565681492
I'm heading to New Orleans. And most of my time is spent walking to my next destination (usually with a thumb out), sleeping (kinda hard to do these days), or keeping /b/ up-to-date.
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>>565680913
Yeah dude, grocery stores have to throw away shit after x number of days. If you look in grocery store dumpsters there is literally months worth of perfectly edible food still in its origional packaging. About 1/4 of american food reaches the expiration date and is just thrown away
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>>565681950
Do you have a phone?
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>>565681950
What are you carrying with you?
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>>565682102
By months worth i mean you could live off of that shit for months
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Who keeps your phone on? Do your parents pay it even though your gone?
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Have your family/friends tried to contact you?
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OP are you there?
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explain the phone thing if you would
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>>565682136
I have an iPhone 4 with no SIM card.

>>565682102
This sounds promising...

>>565682238
If one were to sneak behind me and press X/Square/[insert your hotkey here], you would find the following:

A small stack of notecards, about 20
My laptop, with charger
iPhone 4, with charger
Several pens, pencils, and a knockoff Sharpie
3x bags of pre-popped Boy Scout popcorn (cheddar and sour cream)
3x cans of green beans
2x large bags of trail mix
A half-full Orange gatorade bottle, 32oz
A small manual-open pocketknife, with polyester case
My old shitty 2004 flip phone, with battery and charger, no SIM card
I'll be getting rid of these soon, but I have a signs reading "Little Rock", "New Orleans", and "Los Angelas" from when I was hitching.
My 3DS XL with Soul Silver, Black, Black 2, Pearl, and X version Pokemon games (also has a charger)
About 17 dollars in dollar coins and 43 dollars in cash
A Nike sweatshirt that I've been wearing off and on the whole trip
A pair of khaki shorts, wore them the first day and spilled a shitton of gatorade on them on accident (I air-dried them before bagging them)
Two T-shirts
4x pairs of socks
2x pairs of boxers
1x 4-inch switchblade
1x bus ticket to New Orleans
1x stick of deoderant
1x toothbrush
1.8x small tubes of toothpaste
2x shaving razors
I'm carrying everything in my small red shoulder pack, my gray full-size backpack, and a blue duffel bag.

>>565683373
It's an iPhone 4 with no SIM card. Works like an iPod Touch.
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explain the phone thing if you would...
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>>565682505
I've gotten several Skype messages from friends, two Snapchats I haven't opened, and I saw that a tweet went out asking where I was.

>>565683596
What is there to explain?
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Awesome idea if it ain't a troll do you have a destination something you want to do
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ah using wifi at mcdonalds, and where are you sleeping just wherever?
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>>565683853
Not a troll. I'm off to New Orleans, where I'll pick up work at first; from there, I might do all sorts of things. I could stick around and get my GED, I could try to get back to STL, I could potentially enroll late into a public school (it would be easy to recover, just for a diploma). I know I'll have to pick up a Social Security card and that I'll have to request a copy of my birth certificate anyway.

>>565684107
I got lucky and slept in a McDonalds in Springfield last night, the manager had apparently done something similar once. She let me stay there through a large storm that blew over, and I got a few winks in. I plan on staying up all night tonight, and then sleeping on the bus tomorrow.
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>>565684367
Go into the hoods with marbles and as if they want to touch your balls
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>>565684367
So let me get this straight OP. The only evidence against you vis a vis the rape incident is the girl's own testimony and that of the "friend" you confided in, who's now blackmailing you. Is that correct, or is there more?
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I’m from STL and I just did a similar thing last year. Hitched all the way to Colorado Springs.
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>>565677967
travel to alaska with nothing but a 22.
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>>565685241
Did you manage to get rides with truckers? I've been turned down every time.

>>565684956
Yeah. I know that there's no real case, but I've already started this little excursion. I want to follow through. Hopefully I'll learn something.
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>>565685204
No fuck you.
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>>565685532
That would require a 22. I don't have a 22, and have no idea how to get one.

Then again, I'm in Little Rock. It might not be that difficult.
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I recommend watching this series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO3-AAVTeDA
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>>565685804
Good luck to you /bro, hopefully you get some really cool stories and can write a book or something.
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>>565685241
haha no no. Either walk backward down the highway in daylight so people can see you. They will pick you up if you are moderately attractive and dont look like you will rape them. Or walk around and meet people and find out if they are traveling. Obviously rest stops are good places to try. I always tried to approach people my age, (college age). And to be honest, finding ugly fat bitches your age, flirting with them and getting a ride will almost always work. As long as you don’t actually fuck them, you are good. Just using them lol
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>>565685550
Yeah I've never had much luck with truckers. Only one of the few thought I was a girl and was the only reason he let me hitch, after I got in he realized. This was also when I was 16 and hadn't cut my hair in 3 years and took poor care of it.
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>>565686426
Thank you. I just might end up writing something, we'll have to see.

>>565686608
I've done the backward-highway routine, that's how I got from The-Middle-Of-Fucking-Nowhere, Arkansas to Little Rock. But I guess I was just having bad luck asking around rest stops, because everyone seemed to either A) not like me or B) be going the opposite direction.

>>565686859
Well, I suppose that's one way for things to work out.
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why new orleans is there supposed to be easy work there or something? when it starts to get cold you might want to come to Florida still warm in the winter here..
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>>565687017
I've got friends in New Orleans; they've offered to help me out. If that doesn't work, though, I probably will go down to Florida. Or maybe to California, a few /b/rothers have recommended it.
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California has way less bugs, that might be a good idea
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>>565687717
I'm honestly thinking about just riding a mosquito from here to New Orleans. They're definitely big enough.
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California has way less bugs, that might be a good idea.
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>>565685532
Into the wild
>forgetting to mention bring 10lb bag of rice
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>>565687896
Is this a reference to something?
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everyone giving this guy hell for the "rape" can go to hell, can't you see that he's trying to fix some shit about him?

unless of course this is all bs, in which case +2 internets for sticking with a goof.

If i were you I'd aim to get outta the country, just for the culture-shock of it.
Maybe go hiking through europe or some shit.

Either way, grats OP, keep on keeping on. Maybe you can pitch a script about your journey some day.
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>>565688738
I would like to leave the country someday-- Europe sounds nice, but I'm also considering hopping into Canada. And no, it isn't a goof. The whole point of the "personal journey" aspect is that I stop lying.
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>>565689012
vancouver is awesome, but the winters can suck.

the trip up north through washington is awesome
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>>565689339
With all of the awesome comedians that have come from Canada, I almost feel obligatd to make my way there. I've never been further west than Springfield, so there's a whole new world to explore out there.
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>>565689562
don't you dare close your eyes
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>>565688738
a plane tick would set him back a bit too much I think...
>>565688219

the call of the wild thing was this guy who went to Alaska to be one with nature or something and starved to death.. going to Alaska is a bad idea
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>>565690095
I shouldn't have laughed as loudly as I did. Now there are black people staring at me.

>>565690223
I honestly don't plan on going to Alaska.
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>>565690223
>guy who went to Alaska to be one with nature or something and starved to death.. going to Alaska is a bad idea
kek'd
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>>565677967

come cuddle with me in socal OP
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>>565691297
Look, it's you again!

If I head out that way, I might stop by.
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>>565691297
attn: this is how you get your genitals turned into a birdhouse

also, OP is a faggot and a rapist
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>>565690223
His name was Christopher McCandlas. He survived up there for months until he ate a plant that killed his enzymes so any food he ate wasn't giving him energy.
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Rapist animu faggot go home
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>>565691459

ur welcome to crash here. I won't even molest you. Id ask you not to steal my stuff, but i have nothing worth stealing.
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>>565692143
I'm nowhere near SoCal.

>>565691975
Well, that's an interesting tidbit.
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>>565692329

>implying i wouldn't pay your busfare just to see dat smile
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>>565692564
I'm not sure how fucked up this is, but I'll get raped for a free ride to SoCal.
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>>565692682

who said anything about rape?
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>>565693181
You're offering to pay my bus fare from New Orleans or Little Rock to southern California. That will be a ridiculous sum. And then, you're doing it to "cuddle" with me. I'd still go, but it doesn't sound like the safest of places.
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>>565693934

its actually only 148 dollars out of my pocket if you get on a train at little rock on the third, and show up on the 5th.

plus, if you didnt feel safe you'd be able to just ditch at the train station and enjoy socal without having to meet me.
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>>565694701
I could, but that wouldn't be very nice of me-- I'd at least meet you and thank you.

Could I get on from New Orleans? I really do want to make it down there, after all the work it's taken.
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You are going to get robbed and hurt in NOLA. Your best bet is to head straight west to Los Angeles. Once you get there there are two places you need to go: first go to Hollywood by yourself during the day and check everything out. When you are done with that, hop the buses if its still the same I believe its the 3 to the 33 and go to Venice. There have always been bands of squat punks and cool streetwise cats out there. I packed a bag and just went to Venice when I was 22, best and craziest experience I've ever had. Just watch out for the cops and shady dudes in L.A., and for God's sake, make a smiley (tie a lock to a bandana and keep it easily reachable in a pocket). Godspeed, OP... faggot.
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>>565695248
Why would I need a "smiley"? It sounds like a weapon. And the thing about NOLA is that these friends live in one of the better parts of town and have offered me a place to stay with them. They're rather wealthy-- I mean, they ARE Jewish-- and I think I won't be in too much danger.
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Can you timestamp yourself with something from MCD?
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>>565694965

it'd be 163 by september third still. that seems to be the cheapest day to train.

>>565695248

>mfw you can see the hollywood sign from my apartment
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>>565695761
Sure.

>>565696058
How would you purchase it for me / how would I get the money?
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>>565696704

If its anything like airports, I'd just buy the ticket online, in your name, and you'd redeem it at the train station using a code. you might have to download the virtual ticket on to your ip(h)o(d/ne) and they'd scan it at the station. according to the amtrak page, you can do that as long as the barcodes emailed to ya.
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>>565696704
you circumcised in St. Louis by chance OP?
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>>565697180
no, OP is uncut
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>>565697180

go away, I know who you are, and ur awful. stop collecting information on /b/s penises.
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>>565697180
>>565697356
this.
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>>565696704

if you wanna chat about the idea and not make a spur of the moment decision email me here:

[email protected]

its a temp email, ill give you my real email when you message me.
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>>565695636
Fuck yeah it's a weapon. what are you, stupid? I'm going to guess that either you're a troll or you're 18 and don't know shit about shit and think that Greyhound and train stations are just full of nice people. 10 years ago If I was in a train station and you walked in with a bag that I wanted I would probably just stab you and take it. You got a lock, you can smash my fucking teeth in before I stick ya, see?
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>>565696704
I live in Nola OP if you're willing to do some freaky gay shit I'll toss you a few bucks
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>>565697524
Why's that?
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>>565697791
I don't know shit about shit. But I do like this idea... I'll probably find a Wal-Mart in a bit.

>>565697571
Sent.

>>565698048
Possibly, we'll see once I get there.

>>565698153
Why's what?
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>>565698357
Well, the vast majority of St. Louis born white dudes are cut.
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>>565698471
Probably true, but I'm not. I don't know why.
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Where in LR are you? I'm up in NLR right now. Got some time to kill
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>>565698562
too bad, your face is o.k. but even well-cleaned foreskin is generally icky
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>>565699139
I'm in the McDonalds on the corner of Broadway and Locust, right next to the Verizon stadium.

>>565699194
Should I apologize?
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>>565695636
I don't know if this might help or not. Must have been around 2001 i got my discharge from the army. Moved back home and long story short i ended up traveling and ended up in new orleans. Was pretty much a homeless street kid till about 2004. A smiley was pretty fucking necessary. I can't tell you how many times that shit came in handy bud. Between the niggers (they. are. EVERYWHERE.) the wierdos, and other street kids.. yeah dude. Don't ever show your knife. Don't ever let anyone know you have one. If you can get a hold of a gun i would recommend it. New Orleans is a nasty place. It is hard to get work. Most fags will try to rape you after being kind to you. Don't take any drugs or drink with strangers. Avoid the NOPD like your life depended on it. If you can try to find a job. Plenty of bars and restaurants willing to hire if you don't look like a total homeless piece of shit.
If you make it somewhere working to where you can actually maybe go out and have a few drinks i highly recommend trying to get in good with a stripper. They have money and drugs and will put you up wherever they live as long as they arent fucking some other pos.
laissez les bons temps rouler kid.
Oh and 611 N. Rampart Street is still drop in center. They can help you out getting on your feet. Don't know if they still let kids hang out there till the early evening and give you an address/phone to use for looking for work. Be very careful with the street kids there. Don't trust anyone. Good luck faget.
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>>565699459
Oh and avoid Jackson Square / moonwalk.
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>>565699459
I don't plan on doing any drugs or drinking, and I already avoid most other people like the plague in general. A smiley is now very high on my list, and I'll keep the knife under wraps. This is sound advice-- thanks.
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>>565681086
>Also, as to looking older, I've been letting my beard grow out intentionally. I simply look older than my age.

Wait, so are you implying that you're basically like 15?
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>>565699194
I'm uncut, pretty clean, just clean after every fap
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>>565699975
No, I'm eighteen. I just look like I'm 19 or 20. Or so I'm told; you may think differently.
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>>565698357
rooky mistake, fortunately I'm a nice guy to /b/rothers, but made it super easy to get OP's email
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>>565700201

Good luck b/ro - I hope it all works out for you.

-ausfag
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How long will you be there in the McDonalds? I can run down and we can chill there, I'll bring you some canned food. Email me at [email protected] if you have one
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>>565700596
I used a junk email. I'm not THAT stupid.

>>565700608
thanks. I appreciate that.
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>>565680053
NOLA is pretty awesome. Went there on vacation once.
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>>565701191
You seem to be the only one who thinks so.
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>>565700596

The edge on this embryonic fucktard.
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>>565701428
Well... You'll get used to the smell. Also if you're 13 you can't do shit on bourbon st.
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>>565701706
What do you mean?
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>>565701808
The whole place smells like piss. I didn't think it was that bad, but that's the biggest complaint I heard from others. Bourbon St. is the hot spot, and is where marte gras takes place. I doubt it's super active now, but during the spring it will be bonkers. You can't do much there if you are under 21 though.
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>>565702275
Oh, okay, gotcha. Thanks for the tips, anon.
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>>565702351
Also; if you're 13 you should probably work on going home. Face the shitstorm because it's going to catch up to you anyway.
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>>565702802
I'm not 13, I'm 18. The shit I talked about earlier happened five years ago.
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Alright, /b/. Looks like I'm gonna head on over to Wal-Mart. I'll probably make another thread later tonight. Thanks for sticking with me, everyone. See you soon.
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>>565684367
you slept in mcdonalds after i told you a storm was coming? I guess if it was cool with them, whatever. Where did they put you? Break room?
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>>565703886
I NEED A TIME
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