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new loli thread ?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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new loli thread ?
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LLLOOOOLLLIIIII
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MODS MODS MODS
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Yes
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>>565632336
I hope you understand this shit is being sold in the U.S. now.
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You want to swap places with her, don't lie to yourself.
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>>565632339
oi m8
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MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR!
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>>565632473
MODS MODS MODS MOD$ MODS MODS
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>>565630672
Found it! You're my hero for the day, Anon; thank you very much. For anyone interested here it is:

http://exhentai.org/g/361256/dea13ba39f/

Dude's an amazing artist.
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I've got more cute lolis if people want them.
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>>565632521
Look at her face, she likes it!
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want some gif ?
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/r/equesting yuri
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>>565632997
Only if they're some that aren't posted all the time
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>>565632843
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>>565632997
moar gif
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>>565633119
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I never get to post this, which is odd, considering where I am.
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Youtube video relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyDrxdPn6yw
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I'm not sure if everyone's fapping or if the tastes differ too much for anyone here to comment on any other pics.
Yesterday the loli threads where bursting with conversation.
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>>565633760
I can't speak for anybody else but I, for one, am fapping at such an intense beat that my dick can no longer be considered mere diamonds, rather it is something beyond that level.
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>>565633760
I saw two squirrels today!
Once while I was hill hiking and once when I was driving!
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>>565634005
How often do you come per thread if you fap that much?
I usually don't fap untill I finish viewing the threads, all the stored up loli looking works for a really good orgasm at the end.
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>>565632332
why so dark?
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>>565634237
Squirrels are adorable, I saw one when I was in the USA 2 weeks ago for vacation, it looked the same as german squirrels.
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>>565633979
silly guy
that's not going to fit
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>>565634005
>>565634297
Ah, to be young again.
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>>565633760
No one talks because it attracts rl pedos to start talking about 3d. The normal ones connect on steam. Nowadays, any attemp at discussion turns into loli vs toddler fights. The less comments, the better.
A loli can't beat a toddler in a fight, anyway. They're too short for her to deal with and have more mass.
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>>565634620
Haha good one, of course it will fit
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>>565633760
the hordes of loliguzzlers come at certain time intervals.
>>565634358
I wouldn't be into it but I wonder why no one posts nigger-loli. Or if it even exists.
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>>565634297
Usually only once at the end. I fap for hours every time I fap.
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>>565634519
The one I saw while I was in the hills made a stringe "hiiiii" sound when I passed under the tree he was on. I don't think he appreciated me being there very much.
It was cute, but I didn't like scaring it. Do they attack if they get scared enough?
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>>565634753
wat
never once seen these discussions you're being ridiculous.
plenty of loli threads have great conversations but sometimes people just wanna fap
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>>565634753
>A loli can't beat a toddler in a fight, anyway. They're too short for her to deal with and have more mass.
I'm not even going to comment in any way to that, the whole sentence is idiotic.
>>565634836
So you edge? I try it sometimes but after 2-5 times the urge to come gets too strong.

>>565634992
I don't think squirrels will attack humans that easily, maybe if you threaten their youngs
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>>565634753
>The normal ones connect on steam.
They do what now? Am I abnormal?
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>>565634830
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>>565634519
There's a place I visited in Northeast Ohio, had a park where a number of albino squirrels just happen to live. It was awesome.
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>>565635329
>albino squirrels
must
see

>>565635290
>joining a steam group that only talks about porn
I don't think that sounds very normal
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>>565634830
do Brown lolis count?
I don't collect them
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>>565634803
Artist? No iqdb results...
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>>565635283
No, I've desensitized my dick to the point where it takes hours to cum. It also goes flaccid if I don't touch it in a couple minutes.
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>>565635584
That is adorable
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>>565635520
Brown lolis are very good lolis
>>565635559
dunno sorry
>>565635609
Sounds horrible for fapping but might be good for sex


Now will you look at this cute little guy
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>>565635487
Me neither, kinda. It also is a way to be identified, which I'm very much not interested in.
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>>565632336
That's nice of you to call in the mods to enjoy the loli thread with us
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>>565634297
this
fapping while waiting for posts gets tedious.
looking at them all while diamonds then fapping after is the best. gets you in the mood
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>>565635859
Mods love loli threads, they often delete all the "anonymous is legion" pics to free up the image cap for more lolis
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>>565635948
also this usually applies with any porn thread for me
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>>565635948
Did you try anal stimulation?
After some ass play I often can get an orgasm in mere seconds even if I didn't touch my dick at all before
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>>565636032
>>565636196
Lolimind
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>>565636032
>>565636196
whoops
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>>565635859
I'd be angry if I were a mod on this board and missed a loli thread.
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>>565636032
Yeah, I saw that yesterday; very nice of them
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>>565636227
never tried it even once. does this really work? anyone else confirm?
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>>565635743
If I had desire to have sex, maybe... I'd like to have sex with little girls but of course I'm not going to do that so I'm going to stay a virgin for life, with a super dick. Hhaha.
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>>565636227
Do you use anything? I used to use a prostate massager. It was amazing
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>>565636032
>>565636196
Hah, nice.
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>>565636578
You definetly need to try it, it can be a lot of work to clean your ass beforehand sometimes, but I had a few orgsams with anal play where normal orgasms stand no chance of coming close
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Suddenly, masturbation thread.
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>>565636676
I have other dildos, plugs and vibrators, I evne used to have 2 dragon dildos.
I never had an anal or prostate orgasm but I ordered a prostate massager, it's coming on tuesday!
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>>565636578
>>565636770
I just clean my fingers afterwards...
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>>565637123
....disgusting
probably depends on the state of your shit but still, sounds disgusting as fuck, espacially if you move them in and out for further stimulation
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>>565637005
You will definitely enjoy. Best orgasm ever; trust me on that. And I have used a few toys
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I'm sorry for ruining this loli but as you can see, brown lolis just wont work.
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well, i get off here, g'bye
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>>565636652
I've sexed 5 girls, came in all of them. Honestly nothing quite compares to real gina but the youngest I've had is 15, can't really go around sexing lolis now can we?

nothing's really more satisfying than pumping your cum inside a tight, pulsating gina while she's twitching uncontrollably
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>>565636652
>I'd like to have sex with little girls
Wouldn't we all
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>>565637460
23, still a virgin, probably going to stay one for a long time.
I sometimes think of getting a prostitute, its legal here in germany but still....it just doesn't sound like its worth paying for it, driving there, having a little fuck and driving home again, might as well just fap
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>captcha : 420
>Its a message sent by the god
>brb
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>>565637280
I have a naturally pretty much entirely hairless ass though so maybe it wouldn't work if you have a lot of hair there... I only get a tiny little brown smudge on my fingers, if even that, maybe there's some odd thing about my ass.
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>>565637445
I dunno everyone had distant different tastes
you're ruining it stop that
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>>565637842
well it depends on the stuff you eat, if i put my fingers in my ass without an enema...good loord shit everywhere
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>>565637445
I see.
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>>565637556
urine just doesn't do it for me
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>>565632170
plz
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>>565638271
k
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>You only have one dick
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>>565638450
But I also got two hands, two feet and a tongue.
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>>565637943
I eat a lot of rice and cheese, that's almost all I eat...
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>>565638712
THIS
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>>565638712
holy sht
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>>565637759
dude don't say that. the "oh well why bother" attitude will get you no where.

clean shave, good shower and a decent hair cut. go to a bar or even a coffee/reading shop and just hang out for a bit.
Women are pretty easy, she may not be a 10/10 loli but its better than giving up.

When's the last time you went out? I can't live with another anon not experiencing it at least once
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>>565632473
I hope you understand Heaven does that to troll you
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>>565638778
moooooooooooooot
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>>565638778
Wut. That isn't the pic I posted... AND I CAN'T EVEN POST IT BECAUSE IT'S SUPpOSEDLY THAT.
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>>565638874
You're the brother we want, not the one we deserve.
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>>565638778
why's it say no image? what'd I miss??
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>>565638874
>When's the last time you went out?
To like a club or something? I only was there once in my whole life.
I'm pretty introverted and have no personality that I'd think would appeal to woman.
Also I'm not thinking about it that much because I gotta get a fulltime job first, I'm stuck in my part time job for a few years now and don't see a way out.
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>>565639262
advertisment knife
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>>565639105
Just delete the picture and re-post it.
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>>565638147

Sorry i pick image at random in previous saved bread.
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>>565636578
Can confirm, my dick usually goes soft while masturbating without assplay.

Add a prostate massager or something similar and I can come in seconds

It's at least worth a shot, try a bunch of lube and a finger to start.
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>>565639367
I also forgot to mention that I'm a bit overweight (~100 kilo) and have a small dick
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>>565639367
Don't worry about it. Love lolis and nothing else really matters.
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>>565639367
It is always hardest to not see a way out after awhile; but there is a way out. And you will find somebody because there is always someone out there for everybody. I had a friend like you and things are looking good for him.
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>>565639872
I wish I could make money just by loving lolis, it would be a great life
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>>565639587
Are you me? Minus the weight part, I'm not overweight but feel like I am... It's annoying when people tell me I'm too skinny and I'm like "no I'm a fucking fat pig", hahaha if guys could have anorexia I'd probably have it.
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>>565640216
learn how to draw
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>>565640229
>implying anorexia is a gender specific mental illness.

you have anorexia

You're also in a river in egypt
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>>565640229
>anorexia
Guys can get it you know?
It's just not that common.
>>565640345
I liked drawing as a kid but I'm horrible at it, and it would take me years to get good at it, that'd be a hobby once I got my life under control
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>>565640216
You could draw loli. I know it's hard to make money with art, I've tried to myself and failed, but I know a friend who is successful because he started small by drawing a little sometimes and now he's famous and rich and makes a living by drawing loli manga. (I won't say his name but you might have heard of him.)
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>>565640621
If you don't start now you'll regret it
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>>565640216
I surf 4chan a lot at work, thus I get paid to love lolis.

>>565640229
> if guys could have anorexia
Yeah, if only psychic diseases where genderspecific.
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>>565632997
>her tiny budding breasts superstretching with every bob of her head, dancing like on a jumpstyle party
can't unsee
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>>565640687
Mostly loli manga*

He does commissions too, digital painting and that type of things. I don't know which one he makes more money from though.
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>>565640216
I agree. I wish working with kids also paid well. I worked as a daycamp councilor. It was amazing but paid shit. Too bad too, because I really loved that job.
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>>565640687
He's western? And he makes a living drawing lolis?
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>>565640687
see
>>565640621

>>565640860
I regret not starting when i was a child.
I actually even have a pen thingy for the PC, I got it for OSU and its good, but I don't really have the creativity needed to come up with anything

>>565640902
I also have a lot of freetime at work, I read a whole book every 3-5 work days

>>565641039
Working with kids also pays really bad here in germany and it's way too hard to get the degree for it (sorry dont really know the english word)
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>>565641039
I could never work with kids... Real kids annoy me a lot, high schoolers are sometimes ok but any younger than that make me want to hit myself in the head.
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>>565639367
I guess your career or income is more important than chasing girls but don't let life pass you by without it.

Almost every girl I've been with has in some way forced or obviously initiated it.
I can lack confidence too but I've learned women love the dick just as much as we want the gina.
Contrary to the belief, there are women who will approach you first

>>565639587
and being a little over weight doesn't mean shit, its about hygiene. look like you take care of yourself and women will show interest.
Not a talker? You'd be surprised how many girls like to just drone on about themselves. If you're in a conversation, I always mention a little about myself then ask her a similar question. They always go on and on, and I just listen and try to relate once in a while.

Like a game of tennis but they do most of the work.

by the end of the night they feel like you're "connected" and all you did is let her ramble

that's how women in America are anyway
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>>565641331
>I don't really have the creativity needed to come up with anything

Nice defeatism you got there, why are you giving up before you even try? If you work hard enough you can become the best loli artists in the universe, the only thing standing in your way is yourself.
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>>565641331
Degree is the correct word and it universally sucks everywhere.

>>565641407
The kids I worked with were amazing. They were all from 5 - 12, mostly right in the middle. It was great working with them and I would do it again
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>>565641517
This "America" sounds like a strange country.
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any one got any loli webms or movies?
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or gifs
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>>565641407
Same here, real kids are such a plague, that's already 1 thing that protects them from us.

>>565641665
No I tried being creative from time to time, I tried writing a book, I tried working with photoshop, I even had a youtube series about Metroid when I was younger, it's still out there and It's terrible and only a handfull of people watched it (I still loved creating it even though its shit)

>>565641779
I just was there for 2 weeks for vacation, it's really strange compared to germany, they drink DESTILLED water, the hell? And don't let me start about their driving rules....
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>>565641665
Maybe he's tried before?
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>>565641296
No, he's Japanese. He doesn't live in Japan though and hasn't since he was 2. He has some sort of contact person who handles his things there, by impersonating him in some way pretty much. I'm not too sure of the exact process but he's a bit secret about his life anyway, if I hadn't known him since we were kids I probably wouldn't know anything about him.
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>>565642068
link to the metroid series?
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>>565642068
I could probably never go to america, I would freak out at the first person talking to me in a public place.

>>565642165
I'm trying to think of someone like that, but I can't do it. Unless it's that guy that draws Sinfest, but I hope not.
Or maybe Sexy Losers.
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any mom/dau lolis?
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>>565642165
Loli Import / Export Corporation
Just read it aloud
Sounds great

>>565642423
They're actually german so don't expect too much, since you won't understand the story I'll link you to one of the later ones...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozPcBRCHiBY

>>565642723
Noone ever talked to me unless I was in a restaraunt, just one guy in a mall trying to sell massages, I was creepd when he came from behind and just started massaging my shoulders
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>>565642079
You don't give up after trying a few times. Success in something isn't a straight path, in fact, you're going to fail more often than you succeed, the real successful people just never gave up
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>>565642723
>I could probably never go to america, I would freak out at the first person talking to me in a public place.
Why is that? Come meet me anon
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>>565642885
>I was creepd when he came from behind and just started massaging my shoulders
That sounds like the worst way of selling anything. Maybe he just wanted to touch you.
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>>565642723
Nah. He isn't *that* famous but he's still pretty well known hah.
>>565642885
It does sound great.
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>>565643273
Then he'd be a gay massage selling nigger with strange tastes
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This face is so cute for some reason.
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>>565643081
At some point, you have to give up, or else you're just wasting time.

>>565643120
I'm not a fun guy, you don't want to meet me.

>>565643331
Is he on sadpanda?
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>>565642885
That was awesome!

I loved the fight scene, that was literally the definition of creative.
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>>565643841
She doesn't look too bothered by the tentacles, like this happens from time to time
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>>565643924
Nothing is a waste of time
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>>565643474
Doesn't sound that weird, actually.
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>>565643924
I don't even know what sadpanda is so I have no idea. Should I be concerned?
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>>565643946
I was really into that when I was younger, I often made multiple videos a day, but I never got into real animation and lets face it, with this kind of videos there's no future.

>>565644383
>browsing /b/
>doesn't know sadpanda
How is this even possible?
www.exhentai.org
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>>565644383
it's just a semi-decent porn site
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>>565644190
Of course it is. Trying to master balancing on your nose without the use of hands is a waste of time. Trying to fly by just flapping your hands is a waste of time. Trying to shit into your own mouth is a waste of time.
Some things are just impossible.
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Image Limit soon, you guys up for another thread?
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>>565644557
>>565644568
O-ok.
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>>565644759
Not sure if I am, might have to finish fapping and get to doing something useful...
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>>565644383
Yes, you're missing out on tons of lolis.
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>>565644753
I'm pretty sure there are people capable of shitting their own mouth, think of those really flexible women
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>>565644753
How is it a waste of time? It's your time, if you want to spend it flapping your arms in the yard then why is it a waste?
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>>565643120
yes come meet us anon..
we'll show you all the best hamburgers in town
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>>565645064
This had to be the last image, didn't it?
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>>565643964
I laughed
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>>565642723
Come to Brazil then, girls here get wet as soon as they realize you're a gringo
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>>565644978
I just remembered Tubgirl, actually.

>>565645036
If you're supposed to work so you can feed and house yourself, then it's a tremendous waste of time.
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>>565645239
I read that as "come to Brazil then, girls here get wet ass as soon as they realize you're a gengar" and was mildly confused.
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>>565645149
yes
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>>565645348
You realize you can work AND do other things right?
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>>565645402
lol
"gringo", as in foreigner, normally European or 'murrican looking
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>>565645064
Damn, now I'm hungry.

>>565645239
Brazil sounds like a horrible place for me who likes to go to bed at 10 in the evening.

>>565645467
If I spend all day flapping my hands at work instead of working then I'm pretty sure my boss would fire me.
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>>565645734
"Hey Boss Anon just sits at his computer flapping his arms all day"
"Yea sure he does, doesn't sound made up at all, now leave me alone I got work to do"
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>>565645635
I know, I just somehow misread it haha.
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>>565645467
he's german. That concept doesn't make sense to him.
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>>565645467
Arbeit Macht Frei
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>>565645734
You do go home, yes? You're not at work every second of your waking life? You can flap your hands at home, and if it makes you happy then who gives a fuck what your boss thinks?
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>>565646016
Ohhhhh, I see
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>>565645941
You've got a lenient work place if your boss never checks up on your work.
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>>565634753
Do the mods fuck shit up if people say anything about 3d or only if it gets posted? If it's only when it gets posted then people should say things to scare of normalfags.
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anybody have this comic where the girl falls asleep in class and fucks all the classmates
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>>565646145
Flapping your hands trying to fly, and failing to fly would make anyone depressed.
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>>565646440
Reading that made me laugh a lot more than it should have because I imagined a sleepfucking orgy...
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>>565646689
Someone make a shitty android game called Flappy Guy, you just walk and tap to flap, but nothing happens
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>>565646689

Not if you realize it also does work the arm muscles. Net benefit.
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lol it's a dream it's not real in the comic >>565646793
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>>565646440
yes, I do. Least I'm pretty sure I saved it
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new thread anyone ?
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>>565648562
old yarn specifictwo?
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>>565649048
new thread
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post in new thred? >>565648279
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