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Amerifag here, it is without further ado that I now humbly declare war on on the cancerous shithole also known as Australia.
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sit back and wait

Funnel Web Spiders
Boxing kangaroos
Drop Bears
Vicious Emus
Baby Eatin Dingos
Feral Bogans

your move amerifat
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>scumbag
no, smart
ukfag here, sick of all the fucking sandniggers
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>>565594557
Budgie smuggling prime minister
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i love australia, it's good
fuck you america
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>>565594361

>Australia
It's spelled America dumbfuck
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why are IDs even back?
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>>565594361
you asked for it cunt
you fucking asked for it
im going to paragraph you so hard because im so mad
FUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOU

ah i won an internet argument, i feel good
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>>565594361
Suck my peen amerifag
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Send the tsar bomb
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>>565594575
I'm middle eastern australian. Eat a fat dick you pommy geezer teethed twat
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>>565594361
you're threads about killing an afghani girl and being a pedo nudist were effective. this thread is shit.
> miao etc goonies
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>>565594361
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>>565594557
You forgot these fuckers mate.
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>>565594361
free health care
no gun massacres since 95
few blacks
yeah man its nowhere near as cool as merica
troll harder
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>>565594879
You shouldn't have done that friend
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>>565594361
What didja just call me, mate? I’ll have ya know I graduated top of my class in the Australian Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous beer sculling contests in Carlton, and I have over 300 slabs of XXXX drunk. I am trained in vocal abuse towards umpires and I am the top snag eater in the entire city of Carlton. You are nothing to me but a Collingwood fan. I will drop ya the fuck out with VB bottles the likes of which has never been smashed before on this Earth, mark my fucking words, mate. Ya think ya can get away with saying that bullshit to me over the Internet? Think again, mate. As we speak I am contacting Julia Gillard and the Australian Federal Police and your IP is being traced right now so ya better prepare for the thunder, mate. The thunder that wipes out the pathetic little thing ya call your life. You’re fucking dead, prick. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can drop you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with by smashed bottle of VB and a cricket bat. Not only am I extensively trained in dropping pricks, but I have access to the entire shed of cricket bats of the Melbourne Cricket Ground and I will use it to its full extent to hit ya for out of the outback, you prick. If only ya coulda known what bullshit your little “clever” backchat was about ta bring down upon ya, maybe ya woulda held your fucking tongue. But ya couldn’t, ya didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, mate. I will shit fury all over ya and you’re gonna drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mate.
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>>565594879
no :^)
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>>565594361
cunt get fucked aye
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that 95% is uninhabitable though.
1. Because of the harsh climate
2. Arid, unfarmable, unlivable land
3. Native land claim, meaning we can't actually build there without the abos selling it.
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>>565594361
good luck, we don;t give a fuck cunt fce
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>>565594361
Please, americans, come live in the center of Australia it would please me to no end.
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>>565594879
>middle eastern Australian

How's Cronulla going for you m8
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>>565594361
we're the cancerous shit hole? who are the dumb cunts that handed an Uzi to a 9 year? fuck off your high horse cunt
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I only know one Australian. He is a bartender. Pretty cool guy except he plays a homo gang bang game called rugby. Btw- usa here
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>>565594361
Just wait for more abbos to be elected to gov't offices and start pushing for more equity. They'll turn into Detroit.
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>ITT: butthurt lolzzies protecting their prison founded barren wasteshitland
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>>565594980
Don't call me friend, cobber.
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>>565594361
Merican here. I like Straya.
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Fuck you op. I'm moving to Australia next year. Fuck UK, fuck USA, fuck my Curryland. I'm never going back there.
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>>565595198
I work with a dude that fought at the riots, he has a Ethan cross tattoo and is red neck as fuck. We get along heaps good...at the end of the day, people are people and pommy cunts are inbreeds
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Ausfag here, literally drinking fosters and watching crocodile dundee at the moment. perfect timing
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The real joke is that Australia has social assistance for the general population, such as health care and half-decent education. Its also possible to attend University even if you're parents are not rich.
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>>565595572
Bullshit true Aussies don't drink foster cunt.
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>>565595601
My sides, pure gold.
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>>565595517
Don't suppose we can convince you to leave 4chan and migrate to an Australian imageboard?
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>>565595664
haha you stupid fucks really have no idea what America is like do you?
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All I see is Aussie rage.

Our country is a shithole and cancerous.

You're retarded if you think differently.
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>>565595764
aware of that, its the stereotypical Australian beer for everyone that isn't Australian. also have nothing left apart from this so eh
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>>565595290
>Thinks a sport about fat cunts running around with layers of armor on to protect them from a measly hit is manly
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>>565595840
4chan won't have tech support then.
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>>565594361
go to bed moot you jew
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>>565595208
Not our fault the girl couldn't handle her shit.
In all seriousness, the instructor shouldn't have given her an Uzi, should've started off with something smaller.
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>>565595851
I have but One word for you cunt, DETROIT
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>>565594645
to be fair, noone wants this dickhead as pm, he needs to be fukken killed.

>>565594361
see
>>565594557
>snakes as well... dont forget that we have 8 of the top 10 most venomous snakes on the planet


fact is... the rest of the world likes australia more than you mericunts. We dont go round telling everyother fucker were the best country in the world. go fuck a fat hambeast with your supersized maccas grease as lube while waving your flag screaming freedomz. we're good over here - like most other countries on the planet, we could give a fuck about you.
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>>565595860
I'm not angry i would just like to see an Americunt last 10 minutes in the outback.
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>>565594557
Forgot casuaries man.
Captcha - Boronia ha, people from boronia should be added to the list.
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>>565595840
>>565594849
I second this motion.
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>>565595851
Prolly not.

Lots of foreigners think the US has no social infrastructure.

We probably make equally incorrect assumptions about other countries.

>>565596130
The end result of raising taxes to feed people who sit on their asses all day.

Yay social programs!
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>>565596098
Smiled.
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>>565596142
>like most other countries on the planet, we could give a fuck about you.

Which is why you're on an American imageboard bitching about Americans, right?

>>565596070
We have the Chinese for that.
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>>565595357
Implying America was not used for the same fucking reason until they got all bitchy and revolted.
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>>565596331
Yes, because let's put people in prison instead. Kill yourself cunt.
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>>565596142
>Implying only America has egotistical citizens who think their country is the best.
Is this how life works?
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>>565595007

massively underrated post
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>>565596624
That seems to be the consensus from you Americunts
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>>565596331
Someone doesn't understand social programs!
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>>565596546
>Yes, because let's put people in prison instead.

So we've already reached the point in the discourse where you have to resort to nonsense to try and refute my point.
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>world's best/most liveable city
>world's cleanest air/water
>world's best beaches
>free health care
>less crime
>gun control
>good emergency respinse times
>statistically better at sex
>better pay rates
>our economy isn't based on death & destruction
>friendlier people


Keep trying but.
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>>565596798
Fact: the US has a massive disparity between rich and poor

Fact: the US has the highest incarceration rate in the world.

Fact: OP is an enormous faggot.
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>>565596479
no, bitching about americans is not what i am doing, im saying your elitist fuck australia we're the best mentality is dead wrong. most foreigners i know, and i know a few, love australia, and australians. its the fucking dickhead flag waving freedomz loving U-S-A chanting fuckwits like you that have a problem. seriously, i aint even mad. i live in 'Straya. We have hot as fuck women, good as fuck beer, and a good as fuck lifestyle.
>Which is why you're on an American imageboard
ya know that might be accurate, but if this aids ridden website is something you WANT to claim - be my guest.
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>>565596765
How many have you talked too?
And how many were from Texas?
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>>565596831
All of this
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>>565597060
Stop beating the dead horse cunt, we get it...
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>>565596831
>Statistically better at sex.
Can that even be measured?
I like your accents, by the way.
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>>565597098
Fuckin heaps ayyyy
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>>565595395
way to call him cobber, bloke.
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>>565594361

You're welcome to live in the 95% mate. If the illegal immigrants the rest of oceana keep handballing at us wanted to live there it wouldn't be a problem either.
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>>565594557

>baby hollowing tarantulas
>pit bulls
>grizzly
>samsquanch
>alligator gar
>detroit niggers
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>>565597331
Best bit is I'm an iranian immigrant. Fuck off we're full cunts .... Top kek
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>>565597069
That first fact is true.
Lots of stupid, lazy people live here, who'd rather get a welfare check then actually work, and get somewhere.
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>>565597470
Implying alligator is more dangerous than a croc
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>>565596794
Someone doesn't understand Detroit!

When you're pumping money into a system that takes care of people that aren't doing jack shit, it hemorrhages money and becomes insolvent.

I'm not talking about people between jobs, I'm talking about people who trade their food stamps for weed.

>>565597069
And none of that has to do with the point that I was making.

>>565597071
>Talking to an American about Americans on an American imageboard
>Claims to not care about Americans

>ya know that might be accurate, but if this aids ridden website is something you WANT to claim - be my guest.

lol, that hardly means anything when you choose to spend your free time here.
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>>565596479
>could give a fuck

Learn2english you dumb fuck
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>>565594361
Come at us cunt!
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>>565597670
You 'avin a giggle m8?
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>>565597643
Stingrays are stronger than both.
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>>565594879

Get on the level mate, there's no "middle eastern australian", you're either Australian, or you're an import. If you wanna be an import, fine by me, I won't stop ya.

If you don't like me calling you an import though, stop calling yourself one. Are you Australian or not?

Make a fucking choice.
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>>565597746
LOW BLOW M8
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>>565597647
>lol, that hardly means anything when you choose to spend your free time here.

hmmmmmmmmmm, nope. try again. this is the first time ive been back to 4chan in a while. and it still makes me sad when i think of cancerous shitpit this place has become.
"we're 'murican - come see our super kewl imageboard... check out our yly threads, our get xx threads, our name my xx threads... we're so fukken cool it hurts"
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>>565597910

Nah, that would mean assimilating. No boat riding, camel fucking, sand coon has ever assimilated to our culture.

> cronulla riots

case and point
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>>565595007
this. fucking this! Mate me and the Gabba have yo back!
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>>565594361

>>americunt
>>threat of war

Fuck off land whale, there is no oil here you degenerate dipshit.
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>>565594557
Aussie pls
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>>565597710
don't flip ME off biatch you're the one riding a goddamned Rascal scooter in a drive-through
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>>565598328
No m8 we don't want your selfie
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>>565597910
Whatever cunt, you don't have to surrender your identity if you are australian.

For example when OP realises that the US is a cunt if a place and moves to straya. He can choose to become a faggot seppo australian
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>>565598119
Thats some pure, raw butthurt.
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>>565598102

Hahahaha kekd hard

well played anon
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>>565594361
Australia is retarded , with the real meaning of the word , in many aspects . I have a good experience of Australia since my father's company is doing business there often. But to be honest , i like the way they handle those raging muslims who think they will make Australia their own country.I wish more countries had the same migration policy towards sand niigggers , like they do.
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>>565594361

>95% uninhabited. ''Fuck off we're full''

95% of Australia is unfit to live in. Even the 5% is barely liveable in the summer.
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>>565598509
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>>565598509

>AU handles sand coons better than us
>calls AU retarded

?????????
did you forget your logic in your other pants?
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>>565594361
>Amerifag here, it is without further ado that I now humbly declare war on on the cancerous shithole also known as Australia.

>declare war on on the cancerous shithole

>on on

holy this this guys serous.
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>>565598556
>>565594361

please Amerifags, feel free to come live smack bang in the middle of the desert.
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>>565594950
>no gun massacres since 95

GG Martin Bryant, great score
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>>565598102
hes just joking, don't take it to heart.
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>>565598443
if you say so... you are american of course so i, and the rest of the world bow before you and your clearly superior opinion
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Since 100% of our continent is apparently habitable OP how about the 95% of you fuckers go live in the uninhabitable desert that makes up 95% of our country
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>>565594361

i'm american and a fan of australia

if anything we should just take them over to liberate them from all their shitty laws

give them their guns back. if anyone needs them it'd be the folks that live in that dusty hellscape where everything is trying to kill you
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Australia does what lots of people have been thinking about in Europe and US for a while now. People go apeshit, go figure.
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>>565598509
>Australia is retarded , with the real meaning of the word , in many aspects .
>whats with the retarded spacing between your commas and full stops? you a sand nigger?
>mate?
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>>565599145
Thats nice
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>>565599157
if you need guns to defend yourself you're not a proper Aussie
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>>565599157
Yeah fuck off cunt we don't need america to "liberate" us.
We are perfectly happy being gun free we don't have morons shooting up the place just good old fashioned knife fights to settle arguments
Try deprogramming the deep braining wash your countries put upon you since birth and liberate yourself.
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>>565598440

Yeah mate, you fucking do. It's what you signed up for.

Australia is a melting pot of cultures. You're not required to give up everything you bring, and you're not required to take everything you're offered from other cultures.

I don't expect Jews to suddenly honor christmas, and I don't expect Muslims to start eating pork, but I damn well expect to see both representing in the surf life savers and mocking the banana benders.

If you won't surrender some of the things you bring, and won't take up some of the things other cultures have offered, then you're not part of our society, because that's what our society is. We aren't Muslims or Christians or Jews, and we aren't German or Lebanese or Vietnamese or English. We're fucking Aussies.

If you won't partake in that exchange, you're just an import living here, you're not one of us, and I don't give a flying fuck what your passport says.

You're expected to share, and you're expected to have a go. That's what being Australian means.
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>>565599395
I'll share my dick in a go of your arse, cunt.
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>>565598119
Then why aren't you on the Australian board?
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>>565598683

i claimed that Australia is retarded in other aspects, but its doing good with its migration policy. what's strange about that ? For example i do not like the fact the that if you have specific assets ,lets say, you have a specific number of cash in the bank, you can not take pension. No one is giving you free pension,you payed for that. things like that are retarded for me.
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>>565599157
>>565599374
>>565599378

>implying guns are only owned by cops and army
>being this ignorant
>mfw
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>>565599378
>Throw off your shackles and let your government disarm you.

Wow.
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>>565599378

aren't the hell's angels running around with full auto ak-47s and everyone is being raped by niggers?

you guys should really think about getting your guns back
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>>565599205
I am not a native English speaker,though i speak 3 languages. I am Greekfag.
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>>565599664

We're aiming for a government that doesn't need the threat of violent revolution to keep it in check.

Incidentally, you counted your local police forces stock of APC's recently?
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>>565599623
Oh im sorry how much of our schools have been shot up in self defense?
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>>565599843
Hahahahahha I like that
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>>565599518
oh god the stupidity of your argument is overwhelming -
>hur he's using a board an american invented... we're clearly no1
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Also, may I say I'm quietly thrilled to have an ID of 'yob' in an Australia thread.
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>>565596142
who likes Australia
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>land of the free
>more prisoners per capita than any other country on earth
>mfw your countries motto is hypocrisy
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>>565599843
Were do you get your news fox mate?
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>>565595572
got a light? And your wallet.
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>>565596765
did you even read what he posted
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Well, that's gratitude. We wrestle these giant saber-toothed jelly-spiders to the ground purely so you guys can enjoy a more pleasant holiday here, and this is the thanks we get? Okay, fine - release the radioactive wombats!
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>>565594361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMhXGqVm9FE
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>>565600269

well, when the libs were talking about gun control over here we just showed them your shit hole and they shut up right quick
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>>565599843
>>565599664
>>565599623

>implying guns are only owned by cops and army
While this is true your average nigger on the street cannot get access to a gun, hell your top dog drug dealer nigger can barely get his hands on one.
Trust me, we got no problem giving our cops guns you the last time a cop shot someone here we rioted immediately (unlike your pussy country) and fucked the police up, they are now very fucking careful about popping shots off.

>Fix the gun problem by giving more people guns.
Oh America...
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>>565599940

not the point faggot, I am australian and a gun owner.

Claiming we have an unarmed populous is retarded. there is 1 registered weapon per 3 people in the state of QLD alone.

We just sensibly license guns to people without mental disorders and who arent convinced domestic abusers or serious violent offenders.

Funny how a little common sense effectively zeroes out gun crime.
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>>565600384
i lold
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>>565594361
lol Ado, maaate, its Benno 'ere ey

Shit troll 2/10 ausfag
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>>565600512

Yeah, showed them fox news?

Australian gun laws are far superior to US gun laws. This is why we are armed yet you all think no one here even knows what a gun is.
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>>565596098
grinned
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>>565600134
damn near every tourist ive met loves the country and the people. but this troll has kept me here for long enough. 8/10 for making me reply repeatedly. fuck america and your elitist bullshit. australia fuckers, get it in ya.


im out.
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>>565600512
As i said where do you get your news. i was only asking because i know your "shit holes" media has a tendency to lie.
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>>565600859
you seem to have spelled "no one" wrong
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>>565600580
When did i say we had an unarmed populous i was referring to those dickheads having automatic weapons.
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>>565600771

horse shit

you're population density is like nothing yet you still have elevated levels of rape and violent crime

nothing about Australia 'works' let alone your gun control
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>Daily reminder that the majority of shitposting comes from Australians.
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>>565601350

Statistically unlikely
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>>565601350
fuck you mate
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>>565600917

got my news from your governments spotty crime statistics

our media couldn't give two shits about the handful for cunts living out in the desert
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>>565601458
Getting a bit angry mate?
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>>565601229
Please tell me more about how america is rape and crime free.
I live in Australia, and rape and crime is literally so low that the media struggles to find stories to come up with.
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>>565601229

Elevated, compared to what, Wyoming?

country crime index safety index
United States 50.16 49.84
Australia 41.65 58.35

Sorry we are worse how? seems like the 1800's gun laws are really working to keep that rime rate down and are increasing safety.

Australia is superior to America in every way.
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>>565601441
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>>565601458
al jazeera
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>>565601769
Faggot
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>>565601769

Moot is faggot, his butthurt accounts for nothing.
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>>565594361
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>>565601609

>the media purposely ignores stories about rape and crime

FTFY
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>>565601769
STRAYA = 1
AMERICA = 0
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>>565594950
higher taxes
shitty leader
filled with faggots

>try harder
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>>565601987
Nice joke m8 our media is so hungry for a story they will jump on anything.
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>>565601229

>nothing about Australia 'works' let alone your gun control

In 2011 there were 188 death as a result of firearms in a population of 23 million in australia.

The same year in america you had 8,583 deaths in a population of 313 million

Do the math (if you can, we know your not very smart in america)
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>>565594940
5 inch claws, same size as my fully erect benis,
Ain't that bad actually when I think about it.
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>>565601769

faggot
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>>565602214
>mfw your media is more censored than the American media is
>mfw no face
>mfw I am heaven
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>>565601941
>Moot is faggot
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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>>565601769
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>>565601769
>>565601769
Faggot
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>>565602240
That's a lumped number that includes self-defense, which America has... and gaystralia doesn't.
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>>565601769

We all know how that one went mate.
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>>565602360

Not yet but I would welcome it.
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>>565595007
Holy shit all of my yes.
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>drinking
>bbqing
>beaching
>no fucks giving
Straya Cunts
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>>565601769

Fuck you giantic faggot
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>>565602480

KEK
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>>565599152
He would if you weren't racist fucks and hate everything that isn't Australian ;^)
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>>565602478

not to mention that factors in police shooting criminals
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>>565600580
Still hasn't stopped mass shootings, 2011 was our last. Our gun control is alot more strict but the laws haven't stopped anything major. Just more of a hassle to get guns now.
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>>565601769
faggotttt
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>>565601769
u fag
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>>565601769
you're a faggot but dammit if I don't agree with you
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>>565601769
Seriously do an hero you are just the most butthurt faggot ever
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>>565601769
what a massive faggot
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>>565601769
faggot
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>>565603128

Bullshit 1996, port arthur as the last mass shooting in the country.
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>>565601769
faggot
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>>565601769
Faggot.
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>>565600030
>I think this is a garbage place filled with garbage people, but I spend my free time here. Pointing out this irony is stupid.
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>>565601769
fag
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>>565601769
I've just find this faggot
>>>/out/376609
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>>565601769
you are one of the biggest faggots ever
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>>565603394
Port Arthur was our biggest, that rolled all the gun laws & control into motion, but Hectorville Siege is still quite big compared to all of our other shootings, obviously not to Port Arthur though. The point is, we're still having shootings. Just not as much as America.
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>>565594730
That id
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If you ever bother to visit Australia, please go look at that 95% uninhabited bit. And then come back and tell us which bit of it you want to live in.
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>>565603747
- Or not as big
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>>565601769
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>>565603747

3 people is not a mass shooting
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>>565596831
I love this country.
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>>565600553
kek

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/jeweller-angelos-koots-admits-to-making-submachine-guns-at-his-seven-hills-home-and-supplying-them-to-bikie-groups/story-fni0cx12-1226760983916?nk=e06cd48f5a63952b03328e19894aef30

Also, not taking guns does not equate to giving them to people.
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>>565594361
That picture implies that immigrants would be inhabiting currently uninhabited land- this is demonstrably false.

Not surprised an American is incapable of realizing simple facts.
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Amerifag is butthurt that an Australian beat him at Call of Duty.
Fuck off pleb.
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>>565603747

and add the monash shooting brings it to a grand total of 5 dead in the last 18 odd years.

yeah gun control has failed miserably.
Fuck off seriously.
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>>565599919
>We're aiming for a government that doesn't need the threat of violent revolution to keep it in check.

So something like a monarchy? Perhaps a simple dictatorship?

>Incidentally, you counted your local police forces stock of APC's recently?

Yup, and it's too damn many.
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>>565594940
16-year-old Phillip McClean and his brother, aged 13, came across a cassowary on their property and decided to try to kill it by striking it with clubs. The bird kicked the younger boy, who fell and ran away as his older brother struck the bird. The older McClean then tripped and fell to the ground. While he was on the ground the cassowary kicked him in the neck, opening a 1.25 cm (0.49 in) wound which may have severed his jugular vein. The boy died shortly afterwards as a result of his injuries
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>>565603886
It may not seem big, but it's classed as a Mass Shooting.
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>>565601769
Ugh

what a faggot
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>>565599502
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>>565604087

kill yourself, make it 6 in the last 18 years.
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>>565599157
I want to yell at you but your the only american here sticking up for us. I have mixed feelings about this.
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>>565603941
Ah, so the people who say that wouldn't mind it if immigrants were inhabiting the currently uninhabited lands...
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>>565603394
>Include provision to change the definition of a mass shooting in gun ban
>Stop mass shooting with a technicality
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>>565601769
faggot
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>>565604050
>mfw civil debate
>fuck off
>butthurt

I'm Australian, own 2 guns a .22 air rifle and a .270w, sure our shootings aren't as big or frequent as America but they're still happening.
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>>565604071
>So something like a monarchy? Perhaps a simple dictatorship?

We've been going with democracy, you Americans ever thought about giving it a spin?
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>>565604167
Only if you do it first.
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>>565601769
faggot?
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>>565604289
I never said that, I just explained why its a deliberately misleading picture.
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>>565604302

'Stop mass shooting with a technicality'

When 2 dead in an incident is considered a mass shooting.

Did you even finish primary school?
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>>565596624
who the fuck is heaven and why is he such a faggot
we should make a meme about him
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>be me
>be an American male
>in Incheon international airport
>Hear a beautiful thundering voice
>Ausfag reporting in
>Talking about golf at customs line
>made the wait to enter Seoul pleasant due to amazing voice
>learned about golf
>thank you based ausman

Straya is so good that it brought joy to South Korea.
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>>565595081
>mfw abos still live in mud huts and were considered sub-human until politcal correctness came about.

at least native americans built memorial civilizations and structures. why would any one want to live in this prehistoric prison australia any ways?
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>>565597481
On which refugee visa did you enter, or was it family visa that you entered with.
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>>565601769
faggot
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>>565604415
We did it before you.

Sweet attempted burn bro.
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>>565604364

1 - 22 is not a gun, it is a pea shooter, this is what faggots shoot

2 - gun crime is not perpetrated by licensed shooters.

Death rate per capita that is gun related is under 1/10th of the US.

Tell me again about how much gun crime we have?
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>>565601769
homo
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>>565604531
>>565604531
>Can't greentext
>Can't quote
>Can't type a simple sentence
>Has the gall to ask if I've finished muh schoolin'
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>>565604517
>what does 'full' imply?
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>>565604587

>implying coons are still not considered sub human
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>>565604587
>why would any one want to live in this prehistoric prison australia any ways?
Well..
>free healthcare
>Gun Control.
Contrary to popular Amerfiag belief, control does not mean gun ban, it's gun control.
> Stable economy
>MFW Ausfags have better essentials for life than Amerifags
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>>565604819

You should give it another spin. Ever since the internet was invented it's been even better then before.
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>>565604969
>22 is not a gun, it is a pea shooter, this is what faggots shoot

Confirmed noguns.
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>>565605071

awww faggot heaven diverges without addressing the crux of the argument.
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>>565605189
>control does not mean gun ban
>Le confiscation face


>>565605387
You didn't make an argument, your post was a jumbled mess and I can't tell what you're trying to say.

You've managed to avoid saying it once again.
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Jesus christ, Australians are fucking annoying dumb fucks. They're not even intentionally funny.
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>>565605308

Sry what was that?
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>>565601769
you are one nasty faggot
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>>565605387
Disregard that, I'm becoming heaven now. Heaven is awesome! I suck cocks.
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I know how to win the argument. America spawned Nicolas Cage
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>>565594361
The US has better control over Australia then it does Texas.
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>>565605623

your obvious lack of the ability to comprehend the language implies you are a sand nigger or a gook.

Either way Australia has enough, we don't need you.
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>>565596196
Im in Boronia. Hey got a ciggie mate?
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>>565605293
>You should give it another spin. Ever since the internet was invented it's been even better then before.

That makes no sense whatsoever.

>>565605737
>3-day-old timestamp
>Not even of guns
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>>565605920

Am I gonna have to glass you cunt?
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>>565594361
95% uninhabitable desert.

Fuck yeah asylum seekers can go out in the middle of the desert to live, they will only 2-3 days tops.

Two birds with one stone.
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>>565606094

1am, not getting shit out for you, take photo from 3 days ago and license = guns

No one gets a license and does not buy a gun.
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>>565596479
>on a fillipino image posting boar
> claims its murrican
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>>565606064
>When 2 dead in an incident is considered a mass shooting.

Tell me what point that was supposed to make.

>Either way Australia has enough, we don't need you.

As if I would move there.
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>>565606094
>I imply the USA hasn't had democracy since the 70's

>Americans don't understand what I'm talking about

>No surprises there
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>>565606232
Well shit, i just got checkmated
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>>565604143
fuckin' faggot
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>>565605645
Much like Americans or anyone else, Australian's who make a point of where they live are generally jingoist redneck retards.
>HURR DURR x is the best county because it's the one where i happened to fail 6th grade.
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>>565606481

lol you claimed we changed the definition of mass shooting to therefore stop them by technicality.

How is classifying 2 dead in a shooting as a mass shooting stopping ti by technicality?
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In truth the District of Columbia has the least registered gun ownership but the highest rate of gun murders.

It's shitty that the crime rates of such places ruin the reputation of the relatively safer parts of the US. There were states that had as little as 8 murders in a year with like 5 being shootings.
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>>565605737

Josh Walters?
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>>565607036

Spin again
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>>565600580
>Claiming we have an unarmed populous is retarded.
The crux of the argument was gun controls laws should be established to reduce gun-related crimes in the US, amirite?
But,
>Claiming we have an unarmed populous is retarded.
Implied in that is that Australians are free to get guns.
But Australia is taken as a rallying cry for anti gun rights libtards in the US and Australians on 4chan.
But
>Claiming we have an unarmed populous is retarded.
What are you on about? Don't you see how you're adding to the statistic of being another retarded australian on 4chan?
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>>565594361
The amount of fucks we don't give

Top kek op try again next year when your country destroys itself and you're begging for sanctuary GUESS WHAT, we don't take peasant immigrants.

Rektfgt
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>bans all violent shit
>over the top censorship
>no guns
>All aussies are massive faggot shitposters
>Moot hates Australians

Kangaroo land is just a huge desert Island with a bunch of animals no one wants. Not to mention it's inhabited by assbackwards faggots.


Why don't we glass the place with nukes? No one fucking wants kangaroo's. All aussie shit died for me when crocodile hunter died.
RIP in peace crikey.
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>>565606949
>It's shitty that the crime rates of such places ruin the reputation of the relatively safer parts of the US
>relatively safer
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>>565606342
>I got that pic from somewhere else and I'm trying to pass it off as my own.

>>565606532
Still a democratic form of gov't bro.

The elites gain control of every system without fail, not sure why this surprises you.

>Australian tries to act superior
>Shows how uneducated he is in the process

No surprises there either.
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>>565606868
>classifying 2 dead in a shooting as a mass shooting

I'm gonna need a source on that.
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Australia is the antithesis of USA:

>USA is a great place inhabited by awful people
>Australians are awesome but live in a shit hole.
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Just fucking try it, cunt.
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>>565607208
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>>565594361
Cunt.
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>>565607263
I guess you think every single place that isnt the us of a should be destroyed right? ignorant piece of shit
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War? what are you going to attack?
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>>565606856
>comes to 4chan, an AMERICAN imageboard, which has freedom of speech as proclaimed and promised by the AMERICAN constitution.
>shitpost about how americans suck or how theyre superior
>implying they have websites that have freedom of speech as much as the ones in the US.
>incapable of appreciating irony
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>>565607308
Remove Chicago, Detroit, and a few more cities from the US and you're looking at a crime rate similar to Belgium's.

Most of the US is very safe, but our shitholes are so shitty that they drag the country down.

>>565607840
Tell uncle Sam that the abbos have oil.
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>>565607309
You're dead wrong, and it says a lot about the state of your nation that you think rich bastards seizing control of a country is inevitable.

Australia hasn't got it right, but we're miles ahead of you. Our problems are based totally in media spin. No one buys our parliament or our laws, the best they can do is try to brainwash the public to force sentiment, which still works more then it should.

Norway is a pretty swell example of proper democracy, go take a peek at them.

Here's a hint:

http://www.ifitweremyhome.com/compare/US/AU

http://www.ifitweremyhome.com/compare/US/NO

As usual, here we find an American who has never bothered to learn about countries other then his own.
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>>565607208

ignorant australians thinking no one but cops and army have guns does not make it so

ignorant americans thinking aussie cops and army only have guns does not make it so

So not licensing the mentally ill / violent criminals is removing rights to have guns? Anyone can get a gun as long as they are not in the above groups.

Wow with those standards how can anyone get guns? /sarcasm

gun control works, this is why everyone thinks austalians dont have guns.
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>>565597643
It's a fish, you dumbfuck.
Alligator GAR.
Jesus Christ, I'm Aussie and I know that.
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Aussie fag reporting in.
like 90% of your population believes in a deity. You people are fucking idiots. That's like 90% of your population believing that the Easter bunny and Santa are real. Fucking idiots
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>>565608019

We have Uranium.
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>>565607660
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>>565608267
actually they are both reptiles fuckwit.
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>>565607309

any my care factor to prove anything to you is?
Reverse image search faggot.
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>>565607557

Monash university shooting, classed as mass shooting, 2 dead, 5 injured
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>>565607806
No way! I love those Japanese folk. With their tea and queens and whatnot or wherever those Germans come from.
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>shithole Australia

Lives in America...
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>>565608012
Try flying an ISIS flag and see how real your freedom of speech actually is. Ask Jullian Assange or Glen Greenwald about "freedom of speech" in the US.
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>>565608138
>it says a lot about the state of your nation that you think rich bastards seizing control of a country is inevitable.

It's happened in literally every system ever.

It will continue to happen in every system ever.

That's why the founding fathers of the US called for constant renewal of the government.

Of course, that never materialized.

You're ignoring historical precedent and asserting that everything will be alright forever because everything's alright now, which is dumb.

Also, lol at the fact that you think that you're better off. Lobbyists are growing more powerful everywhere as globalization brings corporations and governments closer together. The UK right now is a good example, American tech companies are starting to exert their influence their like never before.

It's ironic that you're sticking your head in the sand and telling other people to look around and see what's up.

>>565608620
>any my care factor to prove anything to you is?

You made an incredibly idiotic statement about .22 and I called you noguns, then you got buttmad.
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>>565607582
the only great people in this world are the sons of israel
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>>565608226
>So not licensing the mentally ill / violent criminals is removing rights to have guns?
So, all the gun related crimes in the US are done by:
>mentally ill / violent criminals
right?
Then the argument "guns don't kill people.." is valid?
>Wow with those standards how can anyone get guns?
>implying there arent gun laws in the us
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>>565601769
>MFW all butthurt aussies have no way to comeback other than calling you a faggot.
Check and mate australians. GTFO
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>>565599395
Well said cunt
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>>565609265

lol buttmad? what because i refuse to go diggin through a shooting bag to dig my license out and take a fresh photo of it at 1.30 in the morning just to appease you when a reverse image search would show that its not something i grabbed from google?

.22 is a faggot caliber, you might want to make sure your boyfriend holds your hand when you shoot it, that much power can be hard for one person to handle.
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>>565608763
I meant a government document stating what the criteria are for a mass shooting. I figured an Aussie might have better luck than me in trying to sift through aussie websites.

Regardless, was the criteria for a mass shooting not changed by a clause in the national firearms agreement?
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>>565601350
That's not to say we're all bad people.
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>>565609708
implying that wasn't just butt blistered Americans.
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>>565609916
>when a reverse image search would show that its not something i grabbed from google?

It could be something you grabbed from 4chan or a forum with a robot that prevents Google from getting at it.

>.22 is a faggot caliber, you might want to make sure your boyfriend holds your hand when you shoot it, that much power can be hard for one person to handle.

.22 is an excellent hunting and practice round and is fairly deadly within a mile. Of course, to make a mile-long shot with a .22LR you'd have to get lucky, but still.

I suppose if you're going to go full autist and start caliber wars I could timestamp my AK. Seems like you could've timestamped your stuff by now instead of going through this nonsense.
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>>565609640

I know it can be hard to self assess but if you are an american there is a 90% chance that you are suffering from a mental illness or have been or are currently incarcerated.

gun laws and gun control are 2 different things.
Notice we dont allow asperger fucks to carry rifles and guns around in public? That is gun control. Works well too.
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>>565599395
this right here
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>>565610016

So what if it was, that was not the assertion you were making.
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>>565602896
That looks more like British cops. From what I've seen on TV, Australian cops and their cars look like Playmobil pieces.
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>>565596831
UK fag here

ask anyone from the UK whether they're proud that their country produced australia, they'll say yes, they'll say no to the same question about america, and of course there will be the usual "LOL BOSTING ABOUT USAUSAUSA ON A USA MURICA VEBSITE LOL U MAD"

of course people talk about america on here so much, it's because the site is full of americans, probably 80% are over the 24 hours, I'd love to go back to australia for months, I'd love to go back to america 50 years ago but it's a shit hole now
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>>565599395
Pretty much the same arguments apply to immigrants in the UK.

I think in the US you're still expected to stop being dark skinned when you arrive though.
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>>565610856
That was exactly the assertion I was making.

Raise the number of required deaths for a mass shooting and you lower mass shooting on a technicality.
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>>565610509

>It could be something you grabbed from 4chan or a forum with a robot that prevents Google from getting at it.

wouldn't that be great, posted 3 days ago when i stole it just for this thread.

.22 is useless for hunting unless you are hunting vermin. It is only useful as a target caliber otherwise.

Again not getting out of bed to appease you so go ahead and timestamp faggot, step up.
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>>565611402

How the fuck is 2 deaths being counted as a mass shooting trying to lower mass shootings on a technicality?

You do understand the number 2 comes after the number 1 right?
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>>565609162
>Jullian Assange
Some sort of european faggot. A probable rapist. Did not comply with the Espionage Act.
>Glen Greenwald
>what is the Espionage Act?

>fly an ISIS flag?
Now why would I do that? They hate freedoms. I wouldn't tell an Israeli to fly the izzad ad-din brigades flag in israel, or a german to fly the swastika in Berlin to prove a point. Its silly, stop arguing that way.
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>>565611729
So you have freedom of speech to say anything the govermnet does not classify, ie. anything they fucking feel like.

>Some sort of european faggot
He an Australian faggot

>A probable rapist.
probable rapists don't have free speech then? I don't see what you are trying to get at.

>Did not comply with the Espionage Act.

So he did not comply with the law that removes his right to free speech?


>Now why would I do that? They hate freedoms. I wouldn't tell an Israeli to fly the izzad ad-din brigades flag in israel, or a german to fly the swastika in Berlin to prove a point. Its silly, stop arguing that way.

No you wouldn't because you have the same freedom of speech as any western country.
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>>565610579
aaaaand that's unconstitutional, dummy.

>what are open carry laws?
>gun laws and gun control are 2 different things.
>calls me an asspie
Dat projection
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>>565611729
>>565612378
rekt
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>>565607263
Please, that's just a phrase he says.
His name is Steve Irwin.
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