Alright sandniggers. Suddenly my ex-girlfriend turned really

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Another wone.

Is her neck always crooked?

Nah just facebook pics

Fuck whoever you want. Neither sound like long term solutions so you may as well get it in whenever you can.

>>565584031

It's just because my penis is missing something. Thats al. Nothing serious betweeen that.

But how to avoid getting blackmailed or leave trails?

Break up with your gf if you're going to fuck the ex. Nobody deserves to be cheated on. Unless she's a total psycho hose-beast

>>565584158
Blackmail means nothing if you don't care about being found out. So just do that.

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>>565583392
whats wrong with her head? how come she never faces forward?

>>565584161
Nah I love her. I just need to get laid.

>>565584243
Facebook. Filters n' shit.

If you love her that much, jacking it for 4 months wouldn't exactly be too much of a difficult task.
4 months of taking palmella on a date vs crushing loneliness when she leaves you because you wanted to get your end away. Weigh it up.

ich kenne euch. BEIDE!

post moar pics, fagt

>>565584864
Hold on then

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Bumping with pics until detective shows up.

>>565583840
AYY LMAO

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Bad. But still.

This girl looks 15 years old, btw.

>>565585184
She's 19

>>565585121
SHES A PIG FRONT ON

Nahh, she's hot, you should definitely fuck her right in the pussy.
Now, provide nudes!

Does she live same city as you op

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>>565585389
Gonna look through phone. Then hold on.

>>565583392
what a fucking dick you are, OP...
/b/ is basically about you bitchning about cheating whores, hatered for women and so on... and THEN you come in here asking how to cheat witout being caught. Jesus christ, could this place get any more hypocritical?
Die in flames you shallow retard
>hurr duur, shes hawt nao guys, wut dooo, muh dick hurtssss

>>565585435
About 5 kilometers away

>>565583392
You may as well dump your current gf for your ex, if you loved her you wouldn't be a cheating cunt.

>>565585509
I am the law. Now. Gtfo.

>Maleism

I would also like to have sex with your ex-girlfriend.

>>565585509
Here's a fucking surprise for you. We're all different people. This isn't as much of a hivemind as you think it is, dipshit.

>>565585613
Either you're gay or a fag.

Don't lie about you never loved a women so much and still, sometimes, had your dick spasm your thoughs out about fucking another. Thats human nature

>inb4 cunt

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>>565585697
Yup. Don't be a fucking moralfag.

Older pic

>>565585652
I know right?

Couldn't find any nudes, checking dropbox

>>565585697
fuck off dumbass, it's NEVER right to cheat someone

>>565585906
you dont deserve your gf, I hope she'll dump your cheating ass, preferably into a pit full of crocodiles

>>565586140
Noice

>>565585774
I can say with all honesty I've never wanted to cheat on anyone.
You may as well be single

No images on dropbox either. Don't think I can deliver nudes.

Anyway, any tips before this bitch 404?

>>565585552
4 months more then enough. Just play it well and your gf wont find out.

Fuck her 1 month the avoid seeing her few months she wont be talking to you then

>>565585906
Damn she fugly here

>>565586265
your gf will cheat if shes gone for 4 months
just fucking try it you dumbfuck

>>565586265
Do whatever you want. You're young enough that you're allowed to be selfish. There's nothing wrong with that.

>>565586286
Now we're talking

Any tips?
Thought about just being all like "Hi", like catching her on the way to school (we go to the same school). Then there's no traces any other than fucknig rumors right?

>>565586265
Rub one out, faggot. If you care about your gf then don't fuck it up with her.

>>565583392
why hasn't anyone found this girls facebook yet?

>>565586332
Hmm call me a dumb idiot, but I honestly don't think so.

Either way. Fuck.

>>565583392
Do what the fuck you want. I only have one thing to say: Short term goaling is a bad trip all the time, you end up always being unhappy about what you have and forgetting to enjoy what is.

If you really want to please your cock by some yolo bullshit logic, get on a plane a se your girl. Dumbass.

And what the fuck?! What would you even consider an option where you are sure the girls gonna fucking BLACKMAIL you.

You are retard, even more so by finding legitimacy by bunch of idiots on /b/

>>565583392
If you're actually contemplating on this then you should just date her over your current girlfriend. What I do with my wife is I just fuck my wife instead and realize how lucky I am to have a girl whos willing to fuck me, and thats the hottest thing in my opinion.

>>565583392
What could go wrong?

>>565586534
trust me
a woman thats fone for more than 2 months WILL cheat

>>565586429
Lel same school thats gonna be tough.

If nobody of your school knows your gf
then your good to go.

>>565583392
m8. get your dick wet immediately. molly is a mere $30 in AU. Your girl will be coping BBD on her first night out clubbing.

>>565586613
Words of a wise and humble man.

>>565586708
Fuk.

>>565586647
Blackmail. Pasting messages. Such.

>>565586752
Some know we have been together. But they also know we hate each other. But she wants my dick cuz jelly of new gf.

Anyone else?

>>565586493

facebook (dot.) /flamsted

Hier good sir.

>>565586752

Some or related friends know we hav ebeen toghether before. But she is jelly and a slut and wants my dick because jelly over new gf.

>>565586204
I may but I love her. I just need to get over a fantasy.

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Need some advise /b

Another pic.

>>565589297
Need some nudes anon

more pics

>>565590128

Can't find any. Sorry man.

is she currently in a relationship? Because that would make it even more difficult

>>565590727No she's not, and thats why I still see a chance.

text her "let's meet up and talk", talk, see if she is interested in you (she should be because she accepted).
Make your move, see her reaction to be sure she wants it, "wanna keep the conversation at my house ?", fuck her.

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>>565585509
White knight detected

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Fuk filters. Anyways anothe pic.

Need some fucking advise. How to do it without the consequneces never being the same.

>>565583392
If this is real:
Do it faggot.
The boards honour demands it

But it's not.

>>565591713
How can I be so certain so wants the d?
I mean, call me a fucking beta but how??

>>565592028
Yeah but still... Wanna do it without another other than ourself knowing it.

>>565592028

Yeah. It is.

>>565592303
If she accepts that mean she is at least bit interested in you, if you don't fuck it she will be down for it.
Be flirty, and see her reaction, foot play, eyes contact, touch her... You should see if she is interested.
If you ask "want to keep the conversation at my house ?" and she says yes, she knows perfectly that you will give her the d.
You need to show that you are interested in her and to not be beta passive so she clearly understand that you want to fuck her and it's not to play vidya or talk bullshit.

>>565592894

Hmm you sir. Wins the interwebs.

Any other tips like this would be awsum.

>>565583392
post pic of current gf OP

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>>565593560

Hier

>>565593674
I'd take her rather than the ex OP.

You can always do some videochatting and getting kinky on there, could be cash if she's good at it.

Anyway, I don't really have any tips for your current desires, simply make sure it's a good one, 'cause chances are she might find out.
If she doesn't, congrats OP, you da MVP

More pic please

>>565593674
yuk leave her and get back with ex

>>565594014

How can she find out? Simply give scenarios how.

ich kenne deine freundin und werde dich melden

>>565594014
She could record it.

>>565594621
why would your current gf record it? it's not like she's got a reason for it, unless you already showed you'd like to fuck around when she isn't there anymore. (I meant videochatting with the current gf, not the ex btw, although that might be an option if you make sure only your dick is shown)
if you're really that anxious about it, simply record her back.

>>565594284
and, it's amazing how fast some things can go around.
she could mention it to a friend of hers, girls talk man.
if the ex knows you're cheating, I'm almost certain she'll mention it.
it's not said it'll backfire immediately, long-term is a possibility too you know, 2 or 3 years later.

How she ever could find out?
Because internet!
This is OP:
fb/ronni.christensen.37
This is current GF:
fb/janne.nejsum

4chan do your worst!

How old are you and her OP?This is some legit schoolyard shit and if it's not you're a shit person, also she looks young as.

Double also, she takes every photo with teh same stupid pose which means she thinks she looks better that way, spoiler she's not as hot as you think she is.

>>565595532
OP is gun goof'd

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>>565595532
oops

>>565596304
if she replies, please post

interesting development here

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And now you're all set! Don't thank us, thank yourself and the internet!

>>565595718
>>565596304

anon said "oops" as well, so I guess anon and Op goofed. :^)) Mainly OP tho.

bump for /b/ackup

would OP be thinking ohshitohshitohshit rait nao?

>>565596790
I can't tell if she's online, so idk if she'll see the message soon or not

>>565597004
np, would you be autistic enough to open a new thread when she does?

>implying I'm browsing /b/ at that moment

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Wow OP, why would you even date such a mountain? I dont get it.

brb popcorn getting burnt

>>565597237
sure why the fuck not, hoping she responds before i go to bed tonight.

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>>565597503
>Give us your facebook info
>we can make our own thread
:Dogen:

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>>565597634

Bump holy shit

>>565597503
great, it's funny how OP isn't replying anymore

Is it wrong to hope for OP to get a shitstorm to rain down on him? Because I kinda really, really do.

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so it turns out OP's gf is an idiot

>>565583392
HEY OP, this is your ex. I'm gonna tell everyone now you faggot.

>>565598327
We can't let OP win, homosexuals always lose.

>>565598327
hahaha. nice try though faggots.

>>565598327
>lel
she deserves to be cheated on
Dumb cunt lel

>>565598327
is it bad I'm glad for OP but at the same time think it's fucking shit to do this?

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>>565598327
trying my first wave of counterattaks

>>565598327
I can just imagine the phone call "H-h-hay b-b-b-b-b-aabe. :c some mean people who rly hates me cos i didnt do what they say i wa-was. T-they hacked my e-email a-and stuff.. :c T-they are go-going to tell m-mean thing-g-s to yo-you to :c"

>>565598607
to be perfectly honest I feel like she deserves to be cheated on right now, but the show must go on.

>>565598607
you're probably just making her head hurt dude

>>565598607
good try anon

but probably this >>565598764

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>>565598607
like wut? I don't even

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Hello OP

Du er da for dum..

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All the lols right now OP. All the lols...
Nicely done, get a landwhale as your gf with so crappy selfesteem she can't even see what is happening when someone tells her.

This is now a random .gif thread.

>>565599059
she's a lost cause, we tried

>>565599206
Han ser liksom ikke helt ut som "ripped mofo" typen, han ser mer ut som "Svak liten beta" typen

>>565599206
Hahaha... He has keylogged Janne Nejsum's password and replying you.. Find his ex's account info.. Contact also via text if you have a burner

>>565599059
I think i have to pack it in she's obviously got one too many chromosomes.

Also, no chick would tell know what's router in english... kek

Don't call me a sandnigger you faggot get out here now sand nigger

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>>565599587

She probably became a cow after getting into the relationship. That shit is difficult to live with ask any desperate house wife.

>>565599206
Op you look like a Cockgobbling faglord

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this you anon ?
she's pretty ugly as fuck btw

>>565599969
I pretty sure these ugly inbred fucks are from the UK

>>565600081
Danmark. Please.

I think OP fucking dipped lmao.

>>565600081
*Denmark

OP er en idiot
Og hun tror på han er uskyldig.. jøses..
ALT peger på at han er en kæmpe idiot, især at posts fra OP stoppede præcis da hun fik beskeder om det
Og billederne af ex'en er kommet fra en der har adgang til den slags.

you're an ass hole and karmas a bitch

>>565599775
She is either him, or a fucking dunce. In either case, fuck both of them and I hope they get raped by an elephant. Buttholes,,,

>>565600301
yeah that was shit house

This is why /b/ can't have nice things anymore.

http://youtu.be/ZfCU1awCiZA

KEK !

Anybody find the ex she doesn't look as retarded as the man bear pig op is dating

>>565600409
Please tell me, what would we have gotten out of him cheating? Nothing i say.

This way we got to have fun.

How dumb is this cunt ? Why would some random stranger take the picture of his ex-gf and add the pictures of his current gf,too ? Why would anyone do that and in addition make a plausible thread on an anonymous internet message board ? I hate stupid people.

>>565600460
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>565586708
not true there are genuine wan out there that regardless of the amount of time they won't let another man touch her

>>565600460

Wat

Are you all fucking retarded? Who the fuck talks about cheated and then posts the facebook account on /b/? This is probably some faggot who couldn't have this dude's girlfriend. For fucks sake retards

>>565600460
Toppest of the keks m8

>>565600634
i tried leading her to it but she stuck her fingers in her ears and starting singing.
I tried gentlemen I'm sorry it didn't go so well.

>>565600631
We keep this up though and everyone will be too chicken shit to put sharpie in pooper. Where are your priorities!?

>>565599775
Maybe we should post this somewhere public where the people from his school can see it

Everyone can decide for themselves if its true or not then..

>>565600460
Top motherfucking kek

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>>565601090

>>565583392
OP is from Denmark, maybe i can pursue her a little and see what happens.

>>565600460
Has someone translated the text from the clip?

>>565583392
You probably already fucked her one b4 op. Now picture her while youre masturbating and stop being a whiny bitchnigger

>>565600983
I fingered my butthole for /b/ once, never again tho as i could feel my poo, but i still did it.

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>>565601146

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>>565601417

omg thanks guys made my morning glad I read the entire thing.

>>565601219
Songs in english.
I know just a little swedish so I have some grasp of the text.. Pretty much a love song for the OP. Claiming his the reason for her joy of life.. Gonna get a house 2gether... teenage love bs. funny though in this context

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>>565583392

Nobody cares about your spiderman bullshit. I wish we could ignore ID's. Underaged children thinking they are edgy

this was the only good thread on /b/ til cancer spideyman hehe lol xD fucking shat all over it

well done /b/

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>>565601840

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>>565601704

>>565600873
You're new, aren't you ? Just look at the ID's and you'll see it's not op who posted the facebook and also that op abandoned thread right after it was posted

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>>565601840
>>565601873

>>565584335
>lover her
>fuck ex
-pick one

You're really fucking dense mate, literally pick one of those, you can't have it both ways.

>>565601890
Point taken. Now let me suck your dick

>>565601537
I thought, that the music background was from some commercial song. If it was composed and written by her, then kek^2000!

>>565588687
>>565601954

he posted his ex here. Only a retard wouldn't expect people to find him and his girlfriend.
Fuck off now, faggot

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>>565602087

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>>565602087

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>>565601993

>>565599775
maybe OP isnt ronni (shit name btw)
and if so, well fucking played anon OP

Since anything is better than spidey,
what music genres do you guys like?
I like different things, ranging from metal to "summer"house (don't really know if it has a specific name, but it sounds like this)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOHpaPh62os

also like rap (AOTP, stuff like that)

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>>565602187
Some people here are honestly retarded, don't underestimate them.

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>>565602394

>>565600460
priceless

>>565602394
Kek'd hard, and now leaving thread dude. You're as bad as the spidey posters

>>565602187
That's why he abandoned the thread and made this bullshit excuse to his gf. That is not suspicious at all !

>>565602316
if OP isn't ronni I'm happy doing his legwork, ronni looks like a huge cockgobbler.

>>565602394
>kygo
chillstep or chillhouse probably.

>>565584158
Dude. Really?
>pull pants down
>pull up pornhub
>crank out a fap or two
>keep girlfriend and maintain sex when she's home

Simple

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>>565583392

>>565586534
so you'd cheat on your gf knowing that she probably wouldn't cheat on you? Shit I feel bad for the idiot of a girlfriend who loves your stupid ass.

>>565602565
so you never listen to any music whatsoever? great

>>565583392
pretty sick op

just fuck her anyway who cares? if she catches you blame her and then if she gives you shit threaten to dump her and get a new gf thts even hotter

isn't that what you want op?
fug this thread

>>565600961
I showed up tardy to the party it seems, but you should bring up the fact that he said she was going to Australia for four months

>>565583456
Ex-gf is OP, the picture is cropped on her fb

>>565604101
No the NSA opened this thread to frame the guy. He is probably some franco-russian-anglo saxon- tripple agent who holds the secret plans for world domination and the illuminazis want to take it.

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>>565604320

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keep dick in pants, bad johnson

>>565596304
how do you know that's his girlfriend?

Fucking an ex isn't cheating, just bang her and you can tell your girlfriend you didn't meet any new girls. Besides, she's probably fucking everything while you're not with her

>>565583392
Where in Ausland is she going?

>>565604747
>same pics on her fb profile
>"in a relationship with Janne Blabla" on OP's fb profile

>>565600460
video is private?

>>565605219
they changed it, she probably saw the thread by now

>>565605219
Implying OP was the bf

The kekking is increasing

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>>565593674

Wat een draak

>>565599206

What a faggotnigger

>>565606137
zever niet, ge zou da wel keer leggen

>>565606995
los

>>565606995
kutbelg, ga terug naar belgistan

how do you feel now OP, lol

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>>565607525
maar hier zit ik al

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>>565606995

Kijk. Meneer de dragonslayer Belg komt ook aanzetten.

>>565607842
dan is t goed

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>tfw no qt3.14 gf to cheat on