I'm back again, /b/. In a different McDonald's. Still need to head south, been walking for quite some time. Crazy shit has gone down this first day.
I've done a lot. Started with me making my way to Springfield, MO, which I've since left. I'm now in Duluth, in a McDonalds there. I was given free food by the American equivalent of a youth hostel, some dude I met at a bus terminal and hung out with for a while ended up asking to suck my dick, and then I hitched from Springfield to Duluth. Basically.
Long story short, I did some stupid shit a long time ago. And then I was an utter asshole and compulsive liar and all-around douchecanoe. I confessed to every major lie I could think of to a friend, who then threatened to take it to the police and everyone I knew. One of those confessions would get me thrown into prison.
The craziest so far was the dick-sucking offer. But he had a lot of helpful info beforehand, so I still don't regret meeting him. And no, I didn't let him suck me off.
Also, keep in mind that the whole "prison" thing is most likely a sham anyway. I'm still scared enough for it to contribute.
to be honest, I was posting in a suicide help thread, and was told that this would be a better option. Nothing to lose, so just go out and do shit. So that's what I'm doing.
Wtf can you lie about that someone could tell the police? Who cares? "I lied about my sisters, I don't have any" friend: "uh, okay" you: "I also never actually took a trip to NYC" friend: "OMG IM CONTACTING THE POLICE ASAP"
>some dude I met at a bus terminal and hung out with for a while ended up asking to suck my dick, and then I hitched from Springfield to Duluth. Basically.
there feels like there's a portion of this timeline missing here...
If you are not in prison that means whatever you did, they didn't know it was you. A confession to your friend is hear-say, nothing more. The trick is to LET your friend go to the cops. When they pick you up, and they will if your offence is bad enough; do not answer ANY questions, ask for a lawyer. Do NOT even DENY the claim. If you deny it, they can use your friend in court. Invoke your 5th amendment right, and DO NOT OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. You will get off with minimal to nothing. Most likely nothing.
Rape allegation. I got frisky with a girl while we were both 13. MO laws say that it's statutory rape both ways, and she went to the police first. The police said that because it wasn't actual rape so much as it was two stupid kids, they would freeze the case until I turned 18, when it would be wiped.
But my confession was that I did try to fuck her, and she definitely said "no", but I kept trying anyway. It didn't work because limp 13 year old dick, but it happens. Still enough to potentially get me screwed for life.
I've got just under a hundred and fifty bucks from my original 230. Bought an expensive ass bus ticket.
Most of that is us just walking. It's a big town, and I ended up making a full circle around the main portion of it. Took all day. We just walked and talked, stopped at a McDonalds to make the last thread, yaddah yaddah.
What color is your hair, if that's true?
Post the image that was my desktop background in A+.
No fagg3t I was there in ur original post I told what to pack and shit (proof in pic)
Godspeed and keep me posted, you faggot
Is that fucking it? Really? No scrape evidence? No police report, or if there is one, you got off? Seriously, your friend is nothing more than hear-say so long as you keep your trap shut. You are fine, go home.
> I was posting in a suicide help thread, and was told that this would be a better option.
Was it this picture? First time I've ever seen someone taking the advice. This makes me happy.
Oh, shit. My bad. Well, this is pretty much the story as of now. I haven't even been gone a full 24 hours yet.
I'm trying not to make contact with anyone till I'm out of the state-- keep me hush-hush, will ya? And thanks.
I don't honestly want to go home. It was a factor, but not the whole reason.
I was at an MtG store earlier, and goddamn did I wish I had those decks. I ended up leaving them. Could have flipped them for some nice cash.
>tfw faggot with no paypal
>should probably kill myself
>decide to lie to strangers on the internet instead
It wasn't that post-- I've seen it plenty-- it was one of the other guys in the thread agreeing with it, I think. The whole thing in general.
I don't smoke, but thanks. I appreciate it.
Not a runaway, actually. Missouri laws and shit.
Thanks for the tip. This is a 24 hour McDonalds, I'll probably chill here until the storm passes then. I've got a gift card for just under 50 bucks, which is awesome.
It sounds like you're running and no one is even looking for you.
Actually, the whole point is that I'm not lying. I would lie to make myself look "better" almost constantly, and it became too much. I craved the attention.
That wouldn't upset me. I'm not really running "away", I guess. I'm just running, it's something to do. Better than suicide.
Shit happens. At least it won't be boring.
And that's fine, but that rape shit, it ain't gonna hold in court. You are 100% fine. Tell your friend to fuck him/herself and don't say SHIT to the police if they do come knocking. They might try to scare you, but as soon as you invoke your 5th adm right, they will back off, and if they don't, they will not get anywhere.
You would be surprised at the number of legitimate cases that get thrown out due to 5th adm rights. Let alone this pussy ass no-case.
come live with me OP. i can be your next murder victim. itll be awesome
>Better than suicide
While I agree with you that is also a false dichotomy. Those aren't the only two choices.
Maybe you should shut the fuck up.
I love you.
I don't think I'm TOO young looking, the beard is coming in nicely, I'm going to cut my hair.
I honestly would rather just keep bumming it for a while. I'm already committed, and I want to follow through.
It hasn't left my back since I left, except when riding in some kind of transportation. And I haven't even touched the 3DS yet. Been busy.
I've got a few places in mind, and a few friends who will help me out. I'll set up life again soon.
I left a note, and they know I'm gone. Someone I know IRL posted ITT already.
I don't really remember, something melodramatic and faggy. I was acting like a shitlord.
I was 13, it was my first girlfriend, and my only knowledge came from porn. I know now that I was horridly out of line, but didn't then.
They weren't my only options, but they were the ones I liked the most.
>I honestly would rather just keep bumming it for a while. I'm already committed, and I want to follow through.
OP may be a faggot, but he has integrity. Stupid integrity, but integrity none-the-less.
I haven't used that name yet.
This is the weirdest "thank you" I've given in a long time.
No worries, I'm not looking for charity. But the thought is appreciated.
I admit, it's kinda close.
California is one of my options already; I've got buddies in Stockton.
Sounds like he has a destination. Got some Mexicans waiting for you here OP.
Avoid telling people u r a runaway too dude or else next time they will really suck ur dick and also remember a hitchhiker or tourist, that's what u r
Stockton is about an hour north from me. If you can get out here, I can take you there.
Wouldn't that just be 2 guys fuckin me while someone watched? Sounds weird.
Fucking wetbacks hate them all. Aryan race is best race.
Naw, shitty Duluth, MO. Tiny hick little village thing.
Wouldn't I have to be gay for this to work?
Destination is changing; currently, I like the deep South. I'm white, I'll be fine. And I know the importance of job-finding, but it's tough to do without a Social Security Card or birth certificate. I'll have to get the certificate sent to me, and the social card I'll need to pick up at an office somewhere I think.
He was the only one who knew I ran; I've been going with the story that my highly conservative parents disowned me for being really liberal (I'm not even liberal at all), so I'm moving across the country to live with my aunt and uncle.
Once I find a spot to stop, yeah.
Well, I'll keep that in mind. Gotta figure out how to get across the Rockies without dying, though. Anyone got any tips for hitchhiking onto rigs?
I mean, no homo, right?
Definitely no homo?
That's what is waiting for him in Cali. Also:
>timelord is best race
if you get to southern california ill let you crash at my place for however you want
>and 911 was conspiracy
Go to bed, take your pills.
I still haven't the slightest idea how I'm to get to California, but it sounds rather promising at this point.
See, that's not fair. You fucking knew me already, you raging, sexy faggot.
I'm not saying that I'm not gay, but I don't necessarily want it to be assumed that I am.
I'm replying to you again because fuck you.
new info, a supercell is going to form 20 miles west/southwest of joplin, missouri at 3:45 am central time, moving east/northeast at 30-35 mph. Heavy rain and flash flooding will occur along the I44 corridor. This will probably last through 10am central time.
Source: Frankie McDowell
srsly. McDonalds isn't going to let you sit there for 10 hours. Also, you'll need to sleep. In the Springfield area you have about 6 hours to find someplace dry before it hits.
Don't believe me? Act like you do, or you'll be a sad runaway.
come to la OP. together we can solve the puzzle.
OPs going to get picked up by someone on 4chan and molested.
dude completely off topic but snowboarding up by red wing is legit. Welch village i believe. Go a little further and you can hit afton alps. TOP notch for midwest. Peace out.
I thought we wasn't going to go but after some questions he posted a pic of himself and I was like woah he's really doing it... Good for him!
Working on that. Thanks, /b/rother.
Still fucking love you, Os. I'll legit miss you the most.
Also, I just got done talking to the other three guys from the hostel. They've pointed out an Arbys that's friendly to homeless and will let you sleep there, as well as the college down the street from there that doesn't check IDs if you look like a student. I'll be safe from the rain.
Naw, just talking to some other vagrants. Got some solid advice.
I've heard that Canada is the place to go, but I don't have any friends there-- my cohorts lie to the south and the west.
Yes, it is.
If there is, I don't know about it. The whole point of all this was me coming clean, and the consequences, and me pussying out of those consequences, and the consequences of that.
lol but she's a nigger
Problem is, no one ever takes this advice. They either try to deny everything or shit their pants in front of the cops. It is such a simple rule. People don't realize DENYING it can be as damning as confessing.
>KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT, IT'S YOUR RIGHT
You do realize that by running away you could be escalating the situation right? Before the cops have no reason to look for you (even with the file no judge or jury would convict you, you were a dumbass kid and unless you've been equally rapey the past few years nothing will stick)
But now that you've run someone will put out a missing persons report, police will look for you and now you may be turning a nothing into something
That would be wonderful, but I'd have to get to Cali. There's a lot of United States between me and there.
I'll probably write a book, but no negroes.
I've just been walking. I've got a small red shoulder-sling bag that I wear underneath my gray backpack. And I got a blue handheld cloth bag from the hostel filled with non-perishable food, like trail mix and popcorn (pre-popped boy scout shit) and green beans. I won't go hungry for a while.
I think I'm going to go try and hitch again, but if I'm sunk by about 3, I'll start heading for the college campus and/or Arbys. Gotta be under cover at around 5, and it's a few miles off.
This is me signing off, /b/ros. Thanks for the support, I'll post back in once I have wifi again.
Op I ranaway before. Stealing from cars late at night like 2 or 3 am in middle class and relatively safe neighbors is a great way for some surprisingly nice income/items to flip. So many people leave their wallets in car or laptops or tons of change (adds up) won't get you rich but It will feed you. If they come outside you run like hell. Best to do this right before you head out of town.
If OP is telling the truth, he is of legal age to do so. In the United States, it is not illegal to go missing of your own free will. Right now, this moment, you could get up and walk out. Nor will implied guilt carry into court.
So you're roaming the country as an alternative to suicide? Interesting. Sounds like you're not doing to poorly though.
I could never do something like this. Best of luck to you, and keep us updated. I'm really interested in your story to the point that I'm gonna archive this thread lol. I didn't know about the original thread though.
Question though: I'm assuming you;re using your phone for this. Are you on WiFi or 3/4G? Because wouldn't your parents still be paying for your phone services?
Take your pills, your autism is showing.
Try to head east if you're in MO you should find the nearest big cities thataway. You could pick up work along the way. Be careful though try to buy a knife or some type of blade. And dont carry all your money on yourself keep some in the atms for now. But once a day has passed your fam will start searching. After that take the money out and store some ove it it somewhere a mugger wouldn't search like your underwear.
Godspeed anon this will be intresting
Help a /b/ro from being homeless someone? There seems to be some generous people in this thread. If I don't come up with some money somehow i'm gonna be sleeping in my car. pls help /b/ http://www.gofundme.com/drqwfk