Dworcs 4: OP is blasted
I want a role call before we start.
>Anyone new: this is the continuation of a Civ thread, feel free to join.
We're a bunch of dworcs living in some big ass cave. We killed some guy who wanted to fuck a bear. After that we found some Gnomlins and integrated societies. We worship snakes because we use them for everything from weaponry to food. We found some elves. We killed some sirens. We found some dark elves, one of whom we are interrogating now,.
We are a mix between orcs and dwarfs, We live underground, we found a civilization of bastard Gnomlins who hunted giant acid spitting snakes for food. We domesticated the snakes and we ride them. We use the acid to mine. The gnomlings are part of out civilization now. We explored underground and found a lake with sirens and other monsters and defeated them unvealing a pyramid and a nymph who doesn´t want to talk much. We found some elves in a settlement who gave us tech and magic and we found some dark elves who attacked us and we defeated them and have one in interrogation.
It warms my heart to see old friends back in the same story. Excluding new guy, of course, but you'll get there buddy.
We have the surviving Drow from the group who tried to trap us.
What do we do?
A. Torture him first without asking anything
B. Try to talk to him first
We let the Drow that we mean business. Diluted acid is dripped down the length of his body immediately. He takes it without making a sound, though he clenches his teeth.
A. Rip fingernails out
B. Knock his teeth out
C. Scalp him
D. Start flaying bita of him off
E. Gang rape him
>>565518372 it's shaping up to be, hopefully it'll take us all crazy places
A series of questions is repeated to the Drow as his fingernails are torn out and hia fingertips flayed off. He screames at you in another language
He's still not breaking.
What do we do?
A. Cut an eye out
B. Cut odd his ears
C. Crush his toes with a hammer
D. Scalp him
E. Castrate him
The acid is dipped onto his dick and balls, he screams and thrashes, but his feet are tied down and the hammer crushes his toes like tenderized meat. He screams "<Sdoghoesaelppotsesaelp>"
A. Ask questions
B. Keep torturing
Yeah, I thought we did. But whatever, the others are probably coming.
Is there some other paths around? Maybe we could send some gnomling assassins as scouts just incase there are more drows.
E, castrate him.
Can anyone inform me of what the bedrok forums were about? Someone on another thread showed me a pic, but I couldn't gather much of it. Apparently it went down sometime last year, no?
I could make a quick forum on some forum making site for a replacement for civ threads.
I'll be honest. I'm being a faggot. I have no idea what bedrok forums were about/like but the fact that civ games were hosted here. I made a forum here:
>Also I'll be joining in
The Drow is asked about his people, their name, magic, and their power.
A. Kill him
B. Ask more
B, Ask him where the clan is. try to get him to make a map. If he doesent co-operate- Stick a knife up his urethra.
saving people the trouble:
SOrry if OP didnt want me to do that
>also nice 420 get
>Welcome aboard to OP is fucking slow: The thread
I noticed from skimming the thread
>>565524516 awesome haha, I'm glad we've all caught on. I will write them normally. From now on.
He responds "We are a dense population, thousands, governed by different factions, most of which compete with eachother, sometimes with violent conflict. The city, Dark Fissure, is located about twenty miles from where we are, all sorts of traps lay in wait."
He is instructed to create a map.
"But my hands"
Half of his teeth are knocked out with one blow. He gets to work on the map.
A. Ask more
B. Kill him after map is done
Dworcs live in cave like neanderdworcs
Dworcs find Gnome-Goblins, Gnoblins, Nickname them bastardfags.
They praise us as gods, work with/for us as a lesser race, but we treat them nice.
We find elves, Build tunnel to their city, prepare for elf genocide.
We learn about them, The world.
Dark mountain has weird demon elves, spoopy shit.
He replies "A faction is a family, I am a mid ranking Disembler from house Ahkul, a faction of great and powerful wizards. We Drow have a few enslaved species, some Goblins, Anthrosects, and Smurfs. We care nothing for the surface or its creatures, Drow society is brutal, deceptive, and malicious."
B. Kill him
Lets keep him prisoner somewhere, he can be useful for knowledge later if we find something we arent sure of. Say shit like if he teaches us magic/tells us informat he will earn freedom
We have a tie
This is what we know about the draw so far:
They are brutal to each other and other races. They value cruelty, domination, deception, and shrewdness. There are several factions ruling one population but there is infighting. They have about 1000 slaves, made up of small creatures.
They are masters of elemental magic, can combine magic with traps, etc.
>>565528812 I've actually got something special for you
It's decided he should be killed. The Drow finishes the map. The ax is about to be swung when he says "If you align yourself with house Akhul, we could dominate the other factions and rule the city. You would have a powerful magical alley. The Matriarch will be impressed by your cruetly, the way you tortured me".
One of the bigger questions you're going to get in this story.
What's it going to be?
A. Align with the house and fight a war against all the other factions (there are 5 of them)
B. Wage war on the entire population
Im thinking A. They compliment our civ in so many ways. We both live in the same cave system, they are magic masters while we suck at it, and we can bolster our already impressive army with magic casters and traps. Also we both love being brutal.
I know they are deceptive, but we could kick even more ass with an army of spellcasters
The truly cruel thing is that, After all.
Also the smart one.
DWORC DOMINATION! THIS IS THE FIRST STEP IN ELF GENOCIDE!
They are deceptive, Tho. Its in their NATURE. And yes, Thats kinda cool- But they will use us as shock troops and worthless frontliners.
They are already weakened by war- An elite force such as us will wipe the floor with them.
They have been at war for the rest of the families forever, why wouldn't they take the extra help offered from our army. After the war we can strike at the leader and make him our bitch, effectively enslaving/taking the entire drow population of this mountain at once
You all have 15 minutes to figure it out.
Fuck it, we don´t need no niggerelves on our side. We can take them all if we play it smart.
Also if we don´t kill him he will think we are weak and stuff and the alliance won´t work.
If anything we could get a truce with them and betray them when they have their guard down
That is for pussy Elves and HUMANS.
We are Dworcs. Two races that have been ridiculed by others- Races that are considered brutes and neckbeards of this world- But no longer, We will show the world our power- By slaying a race. A bigger race- But a flawed one. We will dominate the undergrounds- Just like we will dominate the surface. IT IS OUR DESTINY!
You should check out more of blind guardian. Metal mixed with Medeival Fantasy, Inspired by Game of Thrones, I heard. Good for this thread.
Except it would be more like 1v0.5, As they arent even unified. And i think our tactic should be take out a house one by one, Never reveal our identities, Mask oursleves in armor, etc. We can also take out high rankers in the houses of the drow with our assasins. It will be GLORIOUS.
Yeah, but they could betray us at any moment. We should make just a truce. We don´t attack them if they don´t mess with us.
Also guys which tech did we get from the elves? I forgot.
I like this, actually. Lets do the assasinate leaders/hit and run strategy. Lets make the guy we tourturing think we are allying with them so he takes us straight to his house and murder their leader. EZ house down just like that.
We got traps, ranged weapons, and seige weapons i think
Only traps and ranged small arms.
I like the discussion.
Don't forget that they have 1000 slaves.
What's the conclusion then?
We don't even magic, let alone magic trap
Thats what we do after tho. Find the leader, and make him our bitch infront of all the lesser drow. After we take the first house, then we move onto others.
I vote for aking the elf think we working with him, then torture their leader infront of all the other elves. Their dicks will be so hard, they would have no choice but to follow us. We get some drow and slaves
*AT 12 15 minutes till end of discussion. its like 12:20, come on niggas. dont fuck it up.
>>565534573 only acid darts
So you want to take on the whole population? Is this what I'm hearing? Whatever strategy we use, the goal is to either put the population to the sword or dominate them in some way?
Do you want me to go over a list of our resources?
Also im for taking on the hole pop, just with more trickery
We're strong, but the scouts we sent in got fucked by their magic. What says the rest of us wont die the same way
Scouts were a few gnoblins. Of course they died.
Us dworcs wiped the floor with them.
Come on man, You got to stahp at some point. We can slaughter them if we follow the Grognak verified plan.
Zerg weak areas, Unleash slave rebels, Hit and run ops on drow palaces and shit. etc.
The question now is we ally or we kill the prisoner. Tactics later after some reconnaissance.
We have assassins now, also it will be more cahotic the closer we get, so it will be easier to sneak around/blend in.
I´m also up for trickery but not just now.
gnoblins equiped with the same armor as the rest of us. Also we never fought the gnoblins. That was pretty much my plan too, but we would take over a house right off the bat and use them to our advantage.
I guess trickery is a bad word for it, im thinking of just dominating the first house and using them in the fight against the other drow
>one on lake with Red Pyramid
>one mining settlement
40 potential spell casters
150 Viper Knights
Breeding, intelligence, magic, craft
40 Viper Knights
Strength, craft, mining, endurance, intelligence
Metals, precious stones, snakes as food and steeds
Weapons and Armor:
Light & heavy armor-- high quality
Weapons-- laced in acid
Acidthrowers--mounted on snake heads and and infantry
Acid Pistols-- basically squirt guns
Alliance with the Elves
Thats why we take over the first house. We get a foothold in the fighting, while keeping the rest of the house going about their war business, no other house would suspect a thing.
The assassins use the leather armor, not the scouts.
Well you got me there, Except you didnt because your wrong.
OP, Gnoblins prefer snakeskin leather rite?
190 Viper Knights, If used in semi Guerilla warfare fashion, can most definitely win this war alongside help with assasinations and spellcasters.
No, we WILL take them over but by stealth, so they don´t suspect that it was us, but they will think it was another house.
We are looking good! we should do another orgy to increase pop as a reserve.
Could we upgrade our dworc viper knights to viper paladins? That´d be cool :)
So we've decided to take on the entire population:
How do we go about it?
A. Open war (there are several ways to win if you make the correct choices)
B. Deception and domination (which will be just as risky because the Drow are super good at detecting bullshit)
Actually- Guys, Youre missing something- WE AINT GOOD AT BULLSHITTIN. We cant outsmart them- Not with espionage, But we can outbrute them. Can we please just do fucking A, Stop this queer diplomacy espionage shit. Come on guis.
ITS BETTER DIS WAY.
if not then fine, b then a....niggers.
Sounds good. Inflitration and deception are going to be very challenging. The choices will be wide and detailed for a while. A mistake at any point could cripple our entire civ.
What do first?
A. Torture the Drow to death to display cruelty
B. Keep him alive and hope he can help us get control of house
There has to be some sort of weak drow, somewhere. Dat row ass tho.
Its less outsmarting, more assassination/stealth now
Lets turn him into a sissy. Cause why not.
The deception route entails all sorts of tricks, assassination is a huge part of it, but the Drow are clever and we need to wait for and create opportunities for moves like that. Understand what I mean?
The Drow will die.
How do we let them know about it?
A. Send a messenger and ask to meet with a diplomatic party and then do it in front of them
B. Torture him to death just outside of House Akhul's so that they all witness it.
nigga you are... nigga wat
wat no, thats stupid
I swear if you mongoloids do this, come on. Jesus fuck why cant you ever just do one of the things op says? why must you always think up some retarded third option?
They already know we exist. They'll come looking for the Drow we killed and we can't get back out the other side. We'll be found out no matter what.
It's decided he'll die in front of the gates.
How should we do it?
A. Burn him alive
B. Stone him to death
C. Melt him
D. Skin him alive
No, they know no other house uses Gnoblins and and they set that trap specifically for us. You can assume they tortured the shit out of our Gnoblin scouts and that they told them some things.
Deception requires vulnerability.
Because its a civ thread and not a choose your own adventure book
Lets skin him and then roast his peeled skin in front of him. Dont even care if he dies before the cooking, it will look brutal either way
Also assume that they detected the explosion and didn't hear from their people. You can guess that they aren't sending anybody because they want to see what you do with your victory, aka how you may treats prisoners. From that you can assume that you'll be safe with torturing him in front of House Akhul's gates because they value cruelty.
This level of depth is what I'll be applying to your choices for this route. I will be trying to trip you up every time and you'll have to use analytical thinking to succeed.
So we'll skin him alive and then burn him?
Just one more question before we go through with it, guys:
Do we eat him in front of the gates?
Sounds like Torture infront of Akhul's house is the way to go.
dis may make dem love us more- But it seems like a trap.
Nothing suggests that it wont make them think we are more cruel, nothing that seems to indicate that is a cultural taboo of these drow.
It is decided the Drow will not be eaten.
The party is 13 Viper Knights (11 Dworc, 2 Gnoblin) and 24 Gnoblin Assassins.
The Drow is tied up and sent on a death march leading us to House Akhul.
On our way, we dismantal a few magical traps, pocketing the crystals used in their making.
When the party arrives to the walls, gigantic structures, 15 meters high, the Drown is nailed to a wall and the skinning begins. His screams attract people looking over the walls and murmers can be heard inside. He is then set on fire, starting at his dick.
More coming, just wanted to give you something to read while I finish.
As he screams, the Dworcs throw the 9 severed cocks over the walls. There is screaming and sounds of disgust.
As the Drow burns to cinders, the gates open. A party of 30, riding large ant-like creatures, emerges from them. As they approach, you see that a beautiful grey haired female Drow leads them.
She hails you, asks for an audience.
A. Meet with her
B. Refuse to talk
Wait a sec, move away they're ants. THey can dig beneath us, and fuck us up. They dig whle we're talking Also we have snakes that spit acid, who knows what the fuck ants can have/how durable their exoskeleton is
We shouldn't talk, the ants can dig below us and cause a pitfall, or above us and cause rocks to fall on us.Also we're low on acid to mine out of the cave we're in in case shit hits the fan. We should refuse
The audience is held next to the ashes of The Young Drow.
Up close, she is impossibly beautiful.
"That was my great grandson, Kayhgil." She says pointing to the ashes, a gleam in her eyes.
What do we say?
A. He died well
B. He screamed like a coward
C. He deserved it
D. I still have some of his blood on my knuckles here
but they do spit acid, thats how they killed one of the Dworcs in the first thread when we first found them. Lrn2snake
No, we cant risk any of them finding out where we live.
"He deserved it"
"He really did, such a wonderful child. What you did to him makes my heart swoon with sorrow. We Drow, the Forgotten, are charmed by pain, enchanted by brutality. What is you that you want?"
What so we want to know?
A. Info on slaves
B. Info on ants
C. Talk about conflict between factions
If drow are based apon deceiving and shit, then why should we trust anything she says. Also how can she tell a burnt up corpse is her grandson? Also ask about how the drow age, if she is so beautiful then how is she a grandmother.
The war between the factions is based on several aspects of Drow culture. Nuances in religion, aspects of economics, and even different magic specializations seperate the factions.
She also explains that Drow have great eyes, prominent for archery, which is how she could recognize the Drow we killed. She also says Drow live long lives.
A. Slave info
B. Ant info
C. Ask about Drow views on suffering
D. Mor info on factions
We cant, the path is still blocked
We are talking to masters of deception, ants can be preparing to cave us in at any second by digging around us, cave dwellers supposedly have good eyesight, and she said prominant for archery, when we have not seen any bows yet. Magic, yes. But now bows.
"We were all once, then, Children of the One, upon the surface, an Eden. But we were cast aside, doomed to caves, forgotten. Each Faction thinks the One turned away from us for a different reason. We of the House Akhul claim that it was a gamble our people made with the One and lost.
Continued in next post, just didn't want to make anybody wait too long to read stuff.
And he cursed us with intense desire and greed out moment of weakness.
House Gfther thinks it was because we failed to find sacrifices for the One, and that he cursed us into the earth to writhe meekly for eternity
House Sdachtuv thinks there was a sign in the sky telling us to turn away from the One and we did so willingly embrace these caves
House Riglit believes all creatures are abandoned by the One, not just the Draw, and that all life is cursed and wretched
House Lvdir believe that the One was taken from us against His Will, thus we are cursed as was our God."
A. More info (will be quicker I promise)
C. Nature of suffering
OP im going to sleep. It was fun :) I hope we continue tomorrow, let me know on skype.
Someone pls archive the thread when you are done :)
Oh and don´t fuck it up while im not here!
Shit just got rill.
Longer term we should be thinking about which of these houses we like the most. For when it comes time to stab her in the back of course