Listen up, Marines. The Japs on 2chan are up to something, and I aim to find out what. Your mission is to infiltrate 2chan and bring back anything you can find.
Good luck, and Godspeed Marines!
>>565350373
HEY SARGE GOT LOST LOL FOUND THIS U WANT IT?
Wut
>>565350373
Mmmmm
>>565351046
Oh shit forgot pic
Lol first thing I saw
Hey Sarge I captured us a prisoner!
Sarge! I found their food supply!
>>565350373
i found something
>Roosevelt Game
On my way, SSgt
>>565350373
Managed to drag this back
>>565350373
did i win?
>>565350373
Sarge I...I don't even...can't...
What ever it is Sarge, this can't be good!
>>565352675
yes, yes you did
>>565350373
>>565352914
some stuff i found
I'm going back in sir.
Hey guys look at what I caught!
>>565350373
expecting further instructions
>>565350373
What the fuck?
>>565353306
Shit.
>>565350373
I have found, on one of their boards, what looks to be some sort of torture device.
found a thing
>>565353321
goddamit, forgot to post
>>565353438
This is some truly advanced tech here, guys.
>>565353543
and this is some old ass post seq, nigger
>want so badly to find a Japanese proxy and post a "US Marine Corps appreciation thread" on 2chan
Should I do it, niggers?
Thats it man! Game Over! I ain't going back out there!
>>565350373
Dammit! They are training camouflaged polar bears over there Sarge!
>>565353543
Here http://imgur.com/a/XuRtU
>>565353825
Do it.
What could it mean?!
>>565353825
wait wut? u need a Jap IP to post on 2chin?
Ye sir! If I don't make it back... tell my wife, I love her... Will you do that for me Sarge?
travel to www.buttpoet.org
make it back alive
>>565354070
certain boards of it anyway, couldn't tell you which
>>565354070
is that not obvious from his post?
Sir, managed to capture some sort if assassin
>>565354367
>>565354335
weird
and just get a VPN for fuck's sake
>>565350373
tharm feggitz gun get survived!
>>565351463
gif version
Found this
win
http://jun.2chan.net/51/res/1226268.htm
this is a pretty sweet way to do drawfag threads
>>565350373
Sir, Your not going to believe this!
>>565353825
do it my son
>>565354039
>http://imgur.com/a/XuRtU
That's some commitment to the craft.
Sarge! I found something and I don't know what the fuck it is.
i found a map desu
Sir! Found this creepy bitch trying to steal my eyeballs, sir!
Let's make some magic happen, boys!
>>565350373
Sarge, alot of the males were worshiping this.
What does it mean?
http://sve.2chan.net/may/40/src/1409184166664.jpg
o shit
I barely made it
>>565355578
you left yr cargo behind son
>>565354858
Don't you mean it's a trap?
Sir! I have uncovered illegal genetics testing. Do you wish me to investigate further? Over.
>>565350373
Hello, I'm an architecture student
This task is simple, today we MAKE AN /ARC/ BOARD
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO
POST/SPAM
MPOST/SPA
AMPOST/SP
PAMPOST/S
SPAMPOST/
/SPAMPOST
T/SPAMPOS
ST/SPAMPO
OST/SPAMP
POST/SPAM
THIS ON EVERY BOARD UNTIL OUR REQUEST IS LISTENED
This is neat.
>>565352738
That doesn't look good, Pvt. Call a Corpsman.
>>565356229
Sir, there's some faggotry going on over there
Things could get ugly fast
>>565353825
Yis dew et
>>565353741
Dear god... We're invading that fucking board and we're rescuing those boys. This is a disgrace to the human race.
>>565350373
I randomly clicked stuff
>>565356376
Things have already gotten ugly.
>>565356034
Sir! I have found further evidence! This Cat was attemping to solve a mathematics problem! I will investigate further. Over.
>>565353382
What the fuck lol
ATTENTION: Something big is going down
I think I found a beastiality thread I'm not sure.
Brought back a sample of their native flora.
>>565356872
They're trying to use intimidation tactics
>They know we're there
>>565350373
Oh God Sarge! I just uncovered something horrendous! This is big! going in for more intel!
i'm gay
Sir, seems they're worshipping red faced jews. Dear god that's how they've become so good with math. Going back for more.
>>565350373
>>565357047 It appears to start like this.
>>565356721
Sir... I have am uploading further evidence, but my cover may be blown. May need emergency evac. My coordinates are two-seven-niner-zeee------------
And they're playing some weird fucking game involving tiny turds.
they seem to be obsessed with sex
>>565357207
forgot image
>>565354785
Why the fuck does it have the consistency of warm flan?
>>565357403
nothing like the 4chin
>>565357242
And then this.
with >>565357047 being the final form.
Need commands here sarge, this isn't looking well for anyone.
Brought you back a souvenir Sarge.
Tried to post they won't let me cause I'm not a Jap :C
>NW9???????(?)
I found this piece if intel while scavenging
Apparently, they have created 8 foot femanons with 26 nigger titties
>>565350373
>>565357629
Dear God! There is more transformation!
Its spotted me! going for cover! mission abort!need evac asap!
I don't know what it is sarge, but I'm pretty sure it kept trying to fuck me on the way over here.
oh shit they love Eminem...i think
>>565357047
Not just that, they also have discovered the art of zombification
>>565355257
I am genuinely baffled and confused by this post.
>>565357514
humans are so stupid, they can't even reproduce by cloning
Hmmmm
>>565358121
the ENEMY is trying to steal our SPAGHETTI TECH
obsession with fantasy humanoid robots
>>565350373
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http://apr.2chan.net/nov/35/src/1408455006820.jpg
>>565355445
Through dick, unity
>>565350373
Sarge, they got Barnaby! The bastards got Barnaby!
there's video games over there! you know what I think they might not be that bad
Found this.
WE HAVE CRACKED THEIR CODE!
HOPEFULLY THIS WILL HELP IN YOUR MISSION
GOD SPEED
>>565358346
oookay
Faggotry confirmed. I repeat, fairies are in the forest.
>>565359371
now I see where the name "moot" came from
I decided to bring this back sarge
..somesort of mushroom dick weapon?!?!
??
you
are
welcome,
faggots.
>>565359539
lol its cuz these faggots are Korean. They from a boy band name Big Bang.
>>565350373
this is what i first saw
>?????????????????????????
>???????????
>>565359012
*paper note*: Sarge, Its been an honor and a pleasure serving with you.
they have like 10 boards dedicated to hentai
>>565357842
Damn racist bastards.
>>565353825
Do it faggot
>>565355061
I...don't...even. Well, whatever floats your boat.
...............they also know of heaven?!
?????(???)???!!
They are coming.
I may have found something
>>565361301
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>565360613
>I popping the Mediterranean , to Europe from Madagascar
>There anything in this damn point ?
Sarge...they got me.
I can't feel it. I'm already dead.
I found this, sir.
>>565350373
All of this shit...
>have to wonder if they come look at my name is john threads and think HORY CRAP CRAZY ENGRISH SPEAKERS
>>565358175
Different drawing styles of their mascot.
theres a ton of threads about this dog
S... SIR ITS WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT
That was scary...
>>565360625
no pls anon... dont die
>>565357242
>>565357629
>>565357047
>>565358014
>>565359012
>>565360625
A marine dies in the line of duty, and nobody cares.
This is what our country comes to.
They seem to have some highly trained scrabble playingcat weapons