Listen up, Marines. The Japs on 2chan are up to something, and I aim to find out what. Your mission is to infiltrate 2chan and bring back anything you can find.
Good luck, and Godspeed Marines!
HEY SARGE GOT LOST LOL FOUND THIS U WANT IT?
Sarge I...I don't even...can't...
What ever it is Sarge, this can't be good!
What the fuck?
I have found, on one of their boards, what looks to be some sort of torture device.
This is some truly advanced tech here, guys.
>want so badly to find a Japanese proxy and post a "US Marine Corps appreciation thread" on 2chan
Should I do it, niggers?
Thats it man! Game Over! I ain't going back out there!
Dammit! They are training camouflaged polar bears over there Sarge!
Sir, Your not going to believe this!
Sarge! I found something and I don't know what the fuck it is.
Sir! Found this creepy bitch trying to steal my eyeballs, sir!
Sarge, alot of the males were worshiping this.
What does it mean?
Sir! I have uncovered illegal genetics testing. Do you wish me to investigate further? Over.
Hello, I'm an architecture student
This task is simple, today we MAKE AN /ARC/ BOARD
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO
THIS ON EVERY BOARD UNTIL OUR REQUEST IS LISTENED
Sir, there's some faggotry going on over there
Things could get ugly fast
Sir! I have found further evidence! This Cat was attemping to solve a mathematics problem! I will investigate further. Over.
I think I found a beastiality thread I'm not sure.
Brought back a sample of their native flora.
Oh God Sarge! I just uncovered something horrendous! This is big! going in for more intel!
>>565357047 It appears to start like this.
Sir... I have am uploading further evidence, but my cover may be blown. May need emergency evac. My coordinates are two-seven-niner-zeee------------
And they're playing some weird fucking game involving tiny turds.
And then this.
with >>565357047 being the final form.
Need commands here sarge, this isn't looking well for anyone.
Dear God! There is more transformation!
Its spotted me! going for cover! mission abort!need evac asap!
I don't know what it is sarge, but I'm pretty sure it kept trying to fuck me on the way over here.
oh shit they love Eminem...i think
Not just that, they also have discovered the art of zombification
I am genuinely baffled and confused by this post.
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Sarge, they got Barnaby! The bastards got Barnaby!
there's video games over there! you know what I think they might not be that bad
WE HAVE CRACKED THEIR CODE!
HOPEFULLY THIS WILL HELP IN YOUR MISSION
Faggotry confirmed. I repeat, fairies are in the forest.
..somesort of mushroom dick weapon?!?!
lol its cuz these faggots are Korean. They from a boy band name Big Bang.
*paper note*: Sarge, Its been an honor and a pleasure serving with you.
...............they also know of heaven?!
Sarge...they got me.
I can't feel it. I'm already dead.
I found this, sir.
They seem to have some highly trained scrabble playingcat weapons