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Listen up, Marines. The Japs on 2chan are up to something, and

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Listen up, Marines. The Japs on 2chan are up to something, and I aim to find out what. Your mission is to infiltrate 2chan and bring back anything you can find.

Good luck, and Godspeed Marines!
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>>565350373
HEY SARGE GOT LOST LOL FOUND THIS U WANT IT?
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Wut
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>>565350373
Mmmmm
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>>565351046
Oh shit forgot pic
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Lol first thing I saw
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Hey Sarge I captured us a prisoner!
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Sarge! I found their food supply!
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>>565350373
i found something
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>Roosevelt Game
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On my way, SSgt
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>>565350373
Managed to drag this back
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>>565350373
did i win?
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>>565350373
Sarge I...I don't even...can't...

What ever it is Sarge, this can't be good!
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>>565352675
yes, yes you did
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>>565350373
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>>565350373
hmmm
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>>565352914
some stuff i found
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I'm going back in sir.
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Hey guys look at what I caught!
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>>565350373
expecting further instructions
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>>565350373
What the fuck?
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>>565353306
Shit.
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>>565350373
I have found, on one of their boards, what looks to be some sort of torture device.
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found a thing
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>>565353321
goddamit, forgot to post
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>>565353438
This is some truly advanced tech here, guys.
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>>565353543
and this is some old ass post seq, nigger
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>want so badly to find a Japanese proxy and post a "US Marine Corps appreciation thread" on 2chan
Should I do it, niggers?
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Thats it man! Game Over! I ain't going back out there!
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>>565350373
Dammit! They are training camouflaged polar bears over there Sarge!
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>>565353543
Here http://imgur.com/a/XuRtU
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>>565353825
Do it.
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What could it mean?!
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>>565353825
wait wut? u need a Jap IP to post on 2chin?
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Ye sir! If I don't make it back... tell my wife, I love her... Will you do that for me Sarge?
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travel to www.buttpoet.org

make it back alive
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>>565354070
certain boards of it anyway, couldn't tell you which
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>>565354070
is that not obvious from his post?
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Sir, managed to capture some sort if assassin
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>>565354367
>>565354335
weird

and just get a VPN for fuck's sake
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>>565350373

tharm feggitz gun get survived!
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>>565351463
gif version
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Found this
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win
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http://jun.2chan.net/51/res/1226268.htm

this is a pretty sweet way to do drawfag threads
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>>565350373
Sir, Your not going to believe this!
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>>565353825
do it my son
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>>565354039
>http://imgur.com/a/XuRtU
That's some commitment to the craft.
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Sarge! I found something and I don't know what the fuck it is.
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i found a map desu
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Sir! Found this creepy bitch trying to steal my eyeballs, sir!
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Let's make some magic happen, boys!
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>>565350373
Sarge, alot of the males were worshiping this.
What does it mean?
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o shit
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I barely made it
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>>565355578
you left yr cargo behind son
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>>565354858
Don't you mean it's a trap?
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Sir! I have uncovered illegal genetics testing. Do you wish me to investigate further? Over.
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>>565350373
Hello, I'm an architecture student
This task is simple, today we MAKE AN /ARC/ BOARD

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO
POST/SPAM
MPOST/SPA
AMPOST/SP
PAMPOST/S
SPAMPOST/
/SPAMPOST
T/SPAMPOS
ST/SPAMPO
OST/SPAMP
POST/SPAM
THIS ON EVERY BOARD UNTIL OUR REQUEST IS LISTENED
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This is neat.
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>>565352738
That doesn't look good, Pvt. Call a Corpsman.
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>>565356229
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Sir, there's some faggotry going on over there
Things could get ugly fast
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>>565353825
Yis dew et
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>>565353741
Dear god... We're invading that fucking board and we're rescuing those boys. This is a disgrace to the human race.
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>>565350373

I randomly clicked stuff
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>>565356376

Things have already gotten ugly.
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>>565356034
Sir! I have found further evidence! This Cat was attemping to solve a mathematics problem! I will investigate further. Over.
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>>565353382
What the fuck lol
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ATTENTION: Something big is going down
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I think I found a beastiality thread I'm not sure.
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Brought back a sample of their native flora.
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>>565356872
They're trying to use intimidation tactics
>They know we're there
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>>565350373
Oh God Sarge! I just uncovered something horrendous! This is big! going in for more intel!
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i'm gay
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Sir, seems they're worshipping red faced jews. Dear god that's how they've become so good with math. Going back for more.
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>>565350373

>>565357047 It appears to start like this.
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>>565356721
Sir... I have am uploading further evidence, but my cover may be blown. May need emergency evac. My coordinates are two-seven-niner-zeee------------
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And they're playing some weird fucking game involving tiny turds.
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they seem to be obsessed with sex
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>>565357207
forgot image
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>>565354785
Why the fuck does it have the consistency of warm flan?
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>>565357403
nothing like the 4chin
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>>565357242
And then this.

with >>565357047 being the final form.

Need commands here sarge, this isn't looking well for anyone.
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Brought you back a souvenir Sarge.
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Tried to post they won't let me cause I'm not a Jap :C
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>NW9???????(?)

I found this piece if intel while scavenging
Apparently, they have created 8 foot femanons with 26 nigger titties
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>>565350373
>>565357629
Dear God! There is more transformation!

Its spotted me! going for cover! mission abort!need evac asap!
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I don't know what it is sarge, but I'm pretty sure it kept trying to fuck me on the way over here.
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oh shit they love Eminem...i think
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>>565357047
Not just that, they also have discovered the art of zombification
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>>565355257
I am genuinely baffled and confused by this post.
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>>565357514
humans are so stupid, they can't even reproduce by cloning
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Hmmmm
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>>565358121
the ENEMY is trying to steal our SPAGHETTI TECH
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obsession with fantasy humanoid robots
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>>565350373
)%(*#)(&Sarge)(%&#I have)()(^been captu%$^$^_%#the beas%#$%^#(dragged##$cave(*%)#$%Osama(#$%^Laden$#^#$)(*(not#$% much(*%)^time$%#$^
http://apr.2chan.net/nov/35/src/1408455006820.jpg
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>>565355445
Through dick, unity
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>>565350373
Sarge, they got Barnaby! The bastards got Barnaby!
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there's video games over there! you know what I think they might not be that bad
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Found this.
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WE HAVE CRACKED THEIR CODE!
HOPEFULLY THIS WILL HELP IN YOUR MISSION
GOD SPEED
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>>565358346
oookay
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Faggotry confirmed. I repeat, fairies are in the forest.
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>>565359371
now I see where the name "moot" came from
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I decided to bring this back sarge
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..somesort of mushroom dick weapon?!?!
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??

you
are
welcome,
faggots.
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>>565359539
lol its cuz these faggots are Korean. They from a boy band name Big Bang.
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>>565350373
this is what i first saw
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>?????????????????????????
>???????????
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>>565359012
*paper note*: Sarge, Its been an honor and a pleasure serving with you.
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they have like 10 boards dedicated to hentai
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>>565357842
Damn racist bastards.
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>>565353825
Do it faggot
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>>565355061
I...don't...even. Well, whatever floats your boat.
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...............they also know of heaven?!
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?????(???)???!!

They are coming.
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I may have found something
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>>565361301
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>565360613
>I popping the Mediterranean , to Europe from Madagascar
>There anything in this damn point ?
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Sarge...they got me.
I can't feel it. I'm already dead.
I found this, sir.
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>>565350373
All of this shit...

>have to wonder if they come look at my name is john threads and think HORY CRAP CRAZY ENGRISH SPEAKERS
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>>565358175
Different drawing styles of their mascot.
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theres a ton of threads about this dog
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S... SIR ITS WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT
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That was scary...
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>>565360625
no pls anon... dont die
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>>565357242
>>565357629
>>565357047
>>565358014
>>565359012
>>565360625

A marine dies in the line of duty, and nobody cares.
This is what our country comes to.
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They seem to have some highly trained scrabble playingcat weapons
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