Nekkid gril in my house looking at guro porn..
Stretch marks on your ass have nothing to do with child birth. I'm a straight guy who's never been obese and I've had them for most of my life. I can only assume it's genetics or from sitting around too much...
ye mayne i grew tall as fuck in a short period of time and now i got stretch marks on most of my gluteal region and lower legs
that's pretty much the only place i have them though, not to mention they look cool as fuck
fooled a girl into thinking i had a tiger claw me LOL
You're fun at parties aren't you
Gah, get an iron and run it over those wrankly stretch marks.
Have some self respect, man.
No place where it is currently August 29th is worth living. It's either full of mudslimes or 3rd world
Seriously you god damned morons. We have tits and ass and dick in vag, op is still delivering, and you talk about what time it is random places on earth... fucking fags
Thnx for delivering. Now stick it in her pooper!
OP, you have been amazing tonight
You are now under the tutelage of Motherfucker Mike
Together you shall reform /b/ to it's former glory
Faggots not celebrating that we just witnessed the conception of a /b/ baby.
Leads me to wonder where these wonderful things happen in the world. Kinda makes me want to travel.
Damn, sorta wish I wasn't in a relationship.
Quick question, OP, out of curiosity. What is this girl to you? (Gf, random stranger, etc.)
>Learn how to count the cycle fag
only a fagbro believes in that shit. congrats you are a fucking faggot. wipe your boyfriend's shit off your cock and shut your whore mouth.
the only way to avoid spawn is not nutting in skank whores. shoot that shit on her back or up her ass.
You have a girl who will let you fuck her while looking at guro?
I FUCKING HATE YOU. THIS ISN'T FAIR.
Nope not one of tose birth prevention stuffs
We did abort all of them..
More feet pics pls?
>also, you're the man
holy fuck the ass-to-waist ratio is nearly 2:1
No, you have risen above and beyond the call of /b/ooty. You are no longer a commoner son you are royalty now.
You're personal army request will and can me made anytime during the period of 1 month
Enjoy you're time as prince
OP, you are a God among men!
Fantastic girl, nice pics, godspeed /b/ro.
beaver-to-thumb nail ratio is roughly 2.5:1
take down panteis, stand on straight legs on the ground so gravity can be involved without muscles. I want to see dat ass in final form
Wow well done you double nigger, I'd be pretty pissed if my boyfriend cummed in 12 minutes (Judging by the time you uploaded the first pick of your dick inside her and including any time it took for you to stop and take the pic and upload it and type the text)
You're a blistering cock sucking faggot anon, I really didn't want to see a cum pic this soon in the thread....ahh
You know what? That's a nice body right there. Is it the pinicle of my ideal? Maybe not, but I'd only be nitpicking, which is silly.
OP and this chick are having a good time fucking about, pleasing each other, and are sharing it with us. I really have nothing to complain about here.
I wish you well, whoever you are. May you find love and happiness, perhaps together, perhaps otherwise, and live lives filled with joy.
free now live
Fuck of heaven you cunt. I'm not a boy anyway, I'm a girl thats been in a relationship for the best part of a year now. Don't be getting all up in my grill when you're the little faggot whos being heaven trying to be more anonymous. Look at you, go look at yourself in a mirror. Tell me what you see. If you tell me anything different from a fat, ugly, neck beard mongloid that wanks over runescape and finding a diamond black on minecraft, I'll be a very surprised girl. And what the fuck do you mean 'Pics or it didn't happen'? I didn't say anything that could potentially be bullshit you silly jew fucker. Go back to your home on whore island.
whoa calm down m'lady.
we can go for hours if we wanted to
Been nutting in my gf for 3 years, not one birth control pill, not one pregnancy, rythym method son, quit being a faggot, also she takes her temp everyday and we don't fuck when it spikes
Ew, whether you're referring to us fucking for hours or that girl, no I wouldn't because I'm taken and would only ever fuck you if you drove a bmw 3 series. Also I don't think you'd go for much longer than 15 minutes because I know how to ride cock. Thank's for the offer though :)
>bmw 3 series
Please do me a favour and set your bar higher..
Have some self respect
And it's not me ( the boy) post, it's her
We post from the same router
Hence the same id
eww silly grill. thats not him who replied to you, this is me, his girl.
i mean, me and him could go for hours if we wanted to.
who the hell on earth wants to fuck you anyway?
Yo know the rules: You aint a girl until you have timestamped your tits. Now you either shut your ugly whore mouth or you comply and we'll believe that you are a girl and that the description you just gave aint one that fits yourself more than the rest of us.
I respect your choices in life..
She is what she is, i just let her do whatever she wants
Its about Ovulation cycle not her fucking temp... just get her cycle down its like 12-16 days before her period that she ovulates but each girl is different and there are ways to figure this out.
This girl is berrypicker as fuck. She doesn't look white. lol
That post is just one big nightmare, your grammar is fucking vile.
Also I'd like to say that a man doesn't really have to have a BMW 3 Series, although my man has a...I know it's a Jaguar...It's a convertible, 14' plate. F - Type? Anyway yeah you have ugly stretch marks, looks like your ego grew too fast for your skanky body and your skin couldn't handle it.
Obviously my boyfriend you silly bitch :)
I always got the feeling that when a guy post pictures of his woman, he is actually legit gay and really a cuckold.
Why else would you post them, besides to attract an interested male? Especially on a mostly all male board.
okok, calm down littlebutthurtpussy.
i bet you are so sad because your man is not around. he probably with some other girls right now. i understand. hush hush
sup indon fag
captcha sink ceiling
And the temp is usually a sign to show when she does. She dun need to take the temp each day, but around the days when she's expected to ovulate and it will give a (weak) indication on when it's safe and not.