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Hi, Billy Mays here for the Hercules Hook, one of the fastest and easiest ways to hang just about anything without any tools. No more pounding, drilling or damage to your wall. With the Hercules Hook, you just push, set and hang. It has the muscle to hang and hold up to a 150 pounds. Now that’s super strong. Use them to hang an entire family picture gallery in no time. Proudly display all your achievements and awards in your office or kid’s room. Or hang a big bulky cabinet without breaking your back. Heavy or light, big or small, it hooks, hangs and secures them all. The secret is its reinforced-steel design that penetrates any drywall and braces itself to the back to a hold up to a 150 pounds. Now, that’s the strength of Hercules. They’re so strong you could safely hang a heavy wall-sized mirror or this giant garage storage rack with confidence. Want to move something? They come out just as easy. Perfect for apartments or dorms because it only leaves a pin-sized hole. Whether you’re hanging a picture or doing a complete room makeover, the Hercules Hook will save you time and money. Call now and you’ll receive 10 Hercules Hooks for only $14.99. Order right now and we’ll double the offer and send you 20 Hercules Hooks. We’ll also include our Laser Marker Precision Leveler … yours free. But it gets even better, we’ll send you a set of 10 Hercules Hooks whenever you need them free for life – just pay shipping and handling. But you’ve got to call now to get this incredible offer.
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Tired of fumbling with your tools or wasting time trying to find them? Did you ever wish you had an extra hand? Hi, Billy Mays here for the Tool Band-it. When two hands are just aren’t enough, reach for the Tool Band-it. It’s a lightweight magnetic band that provides a safe secure place to hold all your tools and parts. The tool bandit uses powerful neo-magnetic technology. It holds wrenches, screwdrivers, nuts, nails, and bolts, even a heavy hammer. You always have the right tools where and when you need them. Stop dropping, dragging, stretching. Take the nails out of your mouth. Whether you’re up a ladder, under a car or in those impossible to work areas, your tools and parts are always in easy reach. Turn any belt into a tool belt with the Tool Band-it. It’s perfect for crafters, carpenters, mechanics or do-it-yourselfers. A job that takes two can now be done by one. The Tool Band-It will help you organize any project – and you’ll never lose those small pieces again. So whether you’re working on a house, hanging curtains or fixing a car, any job big or small, the Tool Band-it tackles them all. The tool bandit is your handy helper. It even has the power to hold this 25-pound weight … that’s amazing! Call now and, through this exclusive TV offer, you’ll get the original Tool Band-it for $19.95. Who needs a tool box when the tool Band-it saves you time, space and money? But order right now, and I’ll send you a second Tool Band-it absolutely free. Just pay shipping and processing. And here’s the best part: I’ll send you a set of my world-famous Hercules Hooks, a $10 value, free. You get not one, but two original Tool Band-its and our world-famous Hercules Hooks, a $50 value, for only $19.95. Try it risk-free for 30 days or your money back. Here’s how to order.
I love beautiful wood. Don’t you? Well, let me show you how to take care of all your wood with Orange Glo wood cleaner and polish, made with pure orange oil. It cleans, polishes and protects all at the same time. It cuts through the grease and the grime, especially on kitchen cabinets. Orange Glo puts down an invisible shield, an invisible barrier that protects your wood from water spots and stains. Look at this: You could even see the difference. “I’ve used other cleaning products but I keep coming back to the original Orange Glo. It cleans and polishes the wood. The shine lasts from cleaning to cleaning.” Orange Glo revitalizes your wood and restores its natural luster. It even covers those annoying nicks and scratches. “And now, all my wood surfaces are clean and shiny, and my whole house smells like fresh oranges.” Now, let me show you our brand new polishing cloths with all the power of pure orange oil. They’re not only soft, but they’re tough enough to get the job done. For fingerprints, dust, grime, they leave an incredible shine and a fresh orange scent. When you call, you’ll receive a 32-ounce bottle of our Orange Glo, two canisters of our brand new polishing cloths … all for just $19.99. But call right now, and we’ll include a bottle of our amazing wood floor cleaner absolutely free. It cleans and protects your wood floors in one easy step restoring their natural luster. These Orange Glo products will take care of all you fine wood. That’s not just our pledge, that’s our promise. So you get all this: 32 ounces of our Orange Glo, two canisters of our brand new polishing cloths, and our amazing wood floor cleaner. That’s a huge value all for just $19.99. But you got to call now. Here’s how to order.
Hi! Billy Mays here with an amazing new product, you got to see it to believe it – it’s called the Ding King. It’s the do-it-yourself dent and ding remover with professional results. What do you when you get a dent or a ding in your car? Up until now, you either had to drive around that way or spend hundreds of dollars to have it fixed. Not anymore. The Ding King gives you the power to remove that dent or ding in minutes, and you do it yourself. Here’s how it works: Simply apply the special bonding agent to the super strong dentpuller and place it firmly in the middle of the dent. Now put the pulling bridge over it and twist on this special wing knot. It’s like dialing the dent away. You see it happen instantly, right before your eyes … like magic. The dent is gone. And look your car is like new again! It’s like the dent was never there. You want your car or truck to look good. Nobody wants to drive around with dents and dings. Take a look at this ding … it’s a doozey. But don’t pay a fortune to have it removed. And why risk higher insurance rates when you could remove it quick and easy with a Ding King? Just turn the wing knot and watch that awful dent just disappear. Use it just once and it’s more than paid for itself. Ding King works on any finish and it works on all these makes and models. That’s just about every car and truck made, and I want you to put it to the test. If you’re not completely satisfied, we’ll refund your money. Call now and you’ll get the Ding King Kit complete with everything you need. Auto body shops pay as much as $300 for the same kit. The Ding King is yours for only 29.95, but you’ve got to call now. Here’s how to order.
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Hi, Billy Mays here for the original quick chop, the fastest, easiest, safest way to chop mince or dice any vegetable – guaranteed. Here’s how it works: Just place the vegetable on the board, give it a tap and you’ve got finely shredded cabbage in seconds for crunchy coleslaw. If you like salads, put all your ingredients in at the same time. Chicken salad, ham salad, even shrimp salad is all done with just a few taps. It has the power to chop nuts – almonds, walnuts, pecans. Use them for toppings for ice cream Sundays. Quick chop even has the muscle to chop ice ... amazing! Make delicious, mouth-watering salsa in seconds. It even works on tough vegetables like potatoes. Quick chop peels and chops garlic with just one tap. Keep tapping for freshly minced garlic. The secret is the six carbon steel blades, combined with the rotating action. Each time you tap, it rotates and chops on a different angle – and never misses a thing. One tap and you’ve got sliced onions. A few more taps for diced onions. Keep tapping for finely minced onions. It’s faster than a knife and the only tears you’ll cry are tears of joy. Clean-up is a breeze – just rinse it or put it in the dishwasher. Call now and you’ll get the original Quick Chop with rotating action for only $19.99. As a special bonus, we’ll also include our Quick Grater free. It comes with both course and fine blades, and it’s the best grater you’ll ever use for grating all types of cheeses. But to make this the best deal on TV, we’ll double the offer. You’ll get a second Quick Chop and a second Quick Grater. Just pay separate processing and handling. That means you get two of the original quick chops and two of the quick graters for only $19.99. Here’s how to order.
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It happens … you rip, tear and never have time to repair. Wait! Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day. Hi, Billy Mays here for Mighty Mendit, the fast, easy way to mend, hem and wear it again … saving you money. Mighty MendIt is not a glue, but a flexible bonding agent that grabs and adheres, and interlocks the fibers of virtually any fabric for a permanent repair. Sewing takes forever. But with Mighty Mendit, just apply, gently touch and mend it. It has the strength to withstand storm-force winds! Amazing! Easily mend the hem of your dress to look your best. Even if you sit and split, Mighty Mendit will quickly fix it. Mend pillows and comforters right on the bed, or make furniture repairs and save money. Mighty Mendit dries crystal clear and is safe for most any fabrics. Plus it’s machinewashable. Even after 50 washings, the bond still stays strong. Whether it’s denim, leather or lace, you can use Mighty MendIt anytime anyplace. We even repaired this parachute with Mighty Mendit, and it still has the strength to safely bring down this skydiver from 13,000 feet. Now that’s the power of Mighty MendIt. Plus, it’s ideal for scrapbooking or craft projects. You’ll find hundreds of money-saving uses. Call now and we’ll send you a large bottle of Mighty MendIt for just $19.99. That’s enough for an entire houseful of repairs. Order now and I’ll triple the offer absolutely free. We’ll even include a travel size and money-saving idea guide. But I’m not done. We’ll send you a bottle of Gemit. Now, you could add bling to just about anything … yours free. You’ll get everything for just $19.99. Order now!
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Does your kitchen have a drawer full of dull knives? There’s nothing more frustrating than trying to slice a ripe tomato with a dull knife. Hi, Billy Mays here for the HomeSmart Samurai Shark, the ultimate sharpening tool that puts a razor’s edge on dull knives, tools, scissors or just about anything with a cutting blade. The secret to the Samurai Shark are the tungsten-carbide sharpening blade, along with their unique angle that give you a precision edge each and every time. Countertops, cutting boards, plates and dishes … these are the things that dull your knives. This knife is so dull, it won’t even cut this much. But with the Samurai Shark, it’s as easy as one, two, three and you get professional results each and every time. The retractable sharpening blade allows you to easily sharpen serrated edges. No other sharpener does that. When it comes to sharpening scissors, ordinary sharpeners are tough to use. But whether it’s scissors, tools or knives, big or small, the Samurai Shark sharpens them all. If you’re an outdoorsman, take it with you when you go hunting or fishing to keep those filet knives razor sharp. It fits in your glove box, tool box, even your tackle box. We’ll send you the original Samurai Shark for only $10. If it’s not the easy sharpening tool you’ve ever used, simply send it back. But through this exclusive TV offer, we’ll send you a second Samurai Shark absolutely free.
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