what is a really random funny/flirty thing to text a girl you

"inb4 "i'm a faggot"

>>565168651
Fergo is so hot. Her snap stories are my morning medicine.

>>565168651
Looking at you makes my peepee double in size. Now it's 3 inches!

"hey you want to hang out some time?"

do you like potatoes?

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this is working about as well as I expected it...

anyone who isn't a neckbeard beta want to chime in?

>>565168651
Hago Pedo.

>>565168651
tips fedora

>>565169513
ironic

>>565168651
Ask her if afraid of heights. If no, tell her to hop on this dick.

just say hey faggot. bitches dont like funny one liners.

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I'm gonna take you to the rice fields tonight!

>>565168651
morning beautiful.

pretty easy m8

>>565168651
sauce?

>>565168651
I'd suck that cunt as if the humanity depended on it

It's good, trust

>>565170067
Those tits are fake and disgusting. What's wrong with you?

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>>565169901
b0ss?

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alright. how about something simple that teases her?

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>>565169905
Just about to say it

>>565168651
maybe you should get to know her a little better first

>>565168651
Don't try to seem like you're too into her, or "thirsty." Girls can smell desperate lads from across the bar or club.

Simple tip: act like you don't give a damn about her. Watch some pick up tips by Mystery on YouTube. Thank me later.

>>565170179

You're never going to have a girlfriend. Just give up.

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>>565168651
>dem titays

>>565170321

You're a fag. Why would anyone take your advice? You don't even have a girlfriend. Fag.

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>>565170179
If you were mauled by a bear with chainsaws for hands, i hope it wouldnt get your face cuz its cute :)

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>>565168651
hey..

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>>565170345

my life would be so much better if i could do that

ayyy lmao

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>>565170498
I... did not mean to post that

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>>565170581

>>565168651

a picture of your dick.

/thread.

>>565168995
name on snapchat? just fergo?

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>>565170614
dem nips

>>565170675
Fuckin lol'd

Guess what I have in my pants for you.....he he he. It just dropped out the back a moment ago.

>>565168941
thanks for sharing, now get the fuck out

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>>565168651
Ask her: If you went camping and someone raped you in the ass, would you tell anybody?

If she says no, ask her: Do you want to go camping?

>>565170321
>pick up tips by Mystery

Choke on a dick, faggot. That stuff only works in your 15 year old brain, it doesn't work on women.

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>>565171659
If she says yes, reply with "Well, I've got to return this tent then"

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>>565170501
Actually, I do.

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>>565168651
Find a common interest and express it.

>Hey, are by chance a fan of (insert band name/ type of food/ movie title/ fucking anything here). I like (blank) too. How'd you get into (blank)?

You need to balance asking questions with providing information about yourself. She doesn't want to hear all about you all at once, and doesn't want to feel like she's being interviewed with a million questions. Pace the conversation. Just be confident that you're not a creep, even if you are, and hopefully she won't pick up on whatever insecurities you have.

TL;DR: >BE FUCKING ALPHA

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>>565172242

>>565172131
>implying you actually tried to pick up a fifteen year old.

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>>565172336
I don't think you have entered the right forum, nigger.

>>565169513
Call her m'lady , 60% of the time it works every time

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>>565172414

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>>565172608
My bad, forgot this was /b/

>FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY FAGGOT

Better?

>>565172852
timestamp your gf then we'll talk

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>>565172852
He was baiting you nigger

>>565173039
Yes, yes indeed.

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>>565173173
We live nine hours away from each other.

Here's a snap of a FaceTime convo we had tonight.

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>>565173692
ayy lmao where the nude FaceTime convos?

>>565168651
gr8 b8 m8, i r8 it an 8/8, pls no h8, wouldn't masturb8, 0/8 pic.

>>565173692
>We live nine hours away from each other.

hahahahaha that's not a fucking gf that's... omfg,lmao

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>>565173832

This is all you're getting.

>>565169513
DAT head vein

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>>565174019
A better relationship than you'll ever have with your hands.

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>>565173692
>long distance relationship
>mfw she's gettin' plowed by a dude who's worse than you in every possible way, but she'll leave you for him anyway

>>565168651
"you should spend the night sometime, i'll give you the best 2 minutes of your life"

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>>565174032
seems legit brah

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>>565174032
It sure is enough, let me just remove the area where you are at

>>565174464
That is the funniest thing I've seen in long time.

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>>565174353
A girl don't give you no sexy ass look like if she takes it from another man

>>565174534
I'm pretty sure that picture doesn't have any exif data.

>>565173692

You're such a fucking fag. No woman seriously dates someone 9 hours away. Let me guess, you've never gotten any and you buy her shit or listen to her problems.

She probably thinks you're gay you fucking faggot.

>>565174312

You're a friendzoned muslim beta, aren't you?

You're the gayest beta male who's posted on 4chan in a long time.

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>>565175003
Then you clearly have not been here for a long time
topkek

>>565174608
your 9 hour away friendzone is the funniest thing I've seen

>>565170861
its SedgyFergo. deleted her a while ago just because her stories get old and repetitive really quickly

>>565175003

Put that sword down before you cut yourself.
It's crazy how you view others when you have no hope at love because your online crush told you she was blowing her ex boyfriend while making you pay for her imvu or neopet trash and listening to her sob stories.

Stay mad, brah.

>>565175393
>like every girl ever

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>>565175568
>/b/

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>>565174740
lolwut?

>>565175568
project much?

>>565175184
Contrary to popular /b/elief, me and this girl are engaged. I don't get to see her often because road trips are expensive, and I'm out of a job right now. My license is suspended until November and she's going to pre-med school soon.

>>565168651
OP cant inb4
I'm a faggot

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>>565173692
It's okay bro i am in the same boat,GF moved back to Germany to finish school and i am working to visit. Good luck to you /b/ro

>>565175882
how much does an unemployed faggot spend on a ring?

>>565175568

Don't project you beta fag. I was that first replier to you and I'll give you a run down of the truth of your life and your posts:

1. You're not dating that girl.

2. Your advice is typical beta bullshit. You obviously don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

3. 9 hours away, if that part is even true, guarenteed she's fucking someone else. Because again, you aren't dating her.


I have more experience in my pinky finger than a fag like you. You probably just dream about how you two belong together but in reality she's dating and fucking real men who don't talk the dumb shit you do when you gave OP bullshit advice.


You're a fag. Case closed. Go suck a dick... you'd probably be better at it and you look the part.

>>565175626
kek

>>565170515

This is gold im gonna use it on fatties on tinder

>>565176373
i don't trust you, skeleton

>>565176373
Maybe she'll have never heard it if all she's been doing for the last 5 years is getting fat in a cave.

>>565170179
"ayy lmao"

>>565172185
my S ide s kek

>>565176240
I paid $3,780 on a custom engagement ring. No regrets there.

>>565175882
>My license is suspended until November
>and she's going to pre-med school soon

She's fucking someone else. You aren't her boyfriend and she isn't going to marry some low life who can't even drive to her or afford a cab.

What are you, a man or a bitch? I'm guessing a bitch. And why'd you lose that license... probably being some greasy scumbag, and your imaginary girlfriend there knows it.


Protip: She's going to marry a doctor. Not you. You're not her boyfriend. You're not her fiance. You're some scrub who can't even drive and has no job or prospects.

Stop lying on the internet, fag.

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>>565168651
youre already thinking about it too much. you have to come up with something because it has to BE NATURAL BRO

>>565176725

I bet you max our your credit cards like a scrub.

She's not marrying you. Period. She knows she has a future, and she's probably fucking someone other than you.

Again, I still doubt you even date her. Everything about you screams desperate friend zoned beta. And you're unrealistic if you think someone in medical school is going to marry you when you have nothing going for you.

>>565176738
Holy fuck, I don't even know where to begin with you.

I could tell you a little about us but you're a miserable little cunt who won't shut up.

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>>565176725
>just admitted he is a faggot

you are truly the dumbest fucker on /b/ anon

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Here's what you say

"The only time I get my dick wet is in the shower"

>>565177027
why are you like 9 hours away if you don't have a job?

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>>565177017
Why don't you chill out for a moment and tell me what happened to your love life that you choose to shoot down mine all because you're not convinced I'm in a serious relationship?

>>565177271
We live in different states, I go up whenever possible to visit, spend time, fuck make plans.

>>565177414
>says the guy so insecure he is trying to prove he has a gf on /b/

lelballs

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>>565168651
Don't txt her. Talk to her using lips and shit. Damn.

>>565177640
but what is keeping you where you are, mom's basement? parole? the fuck kind of loser are you?

>>565177794
Where the hell is he going to find shit?

>>565177027

Prove she's your girlfriend or just admit what I'm saying is true. I already know you can't, because you're not actually dating her.

Like I said. You're a fag.

>>565178024
in his asshole like everyone else?

>>565173692
hahahahaha

faggottttt

I bet she's riding every other dude cock why you're gone

>>565177825
Never lived in a basement and fortunate enough to have never gone to jail.

I got fired from my last job last month for driving a company bus with a suspended license. Should have gotten arrested, but I had mentally ill clients in my bus that could not be left alone.

I wanted to get a job involving spa CDL, but with the current state of my license, it's very unlikely. I want to go back to school for electrician and shit while finding a job. I may have an excavation job going for me soon, so I'm praying that it all works out in the end. You gotta have something to live for, no matter how down in the dumps you are.

>>565177414

You don't have a love life. You have a woman you're friend's with who lives 9 hours away from you. You're a scrub with no job and no car, and she's a medical student with a future, and probably a boyfriend with the same.

Stop pretending she's your girlfriend, you fag. You're a friend zoned creep at best. You wouldn't be 9 hours away from her if you were her boyfriend.

>>565176243
fucking rekt

verbally removed kebab

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>>565178186
There's your proof.

>>565178526

So you have no education, no references since you were illegally driving, had a minimum wage job, can't get hired, probably live with your parents or some slum area...

and you think we believe you're dating some girl who's 9 hours away? You're such a fag.

Prove you're dating her or you obviously suck dicks for a living.

>>565178225
But how will he drug the homeless man?

>>565178838

Bullshit. Go google something else to post fag.

You can't prove the previous woman in all those pictures you posted is your girlfriend. You just can't. Admit it, and stop being a friendzoned fag lying on 4chan.

>>565178526
so you haven't got shit but empty prospects- why the fuck aren't you taking a greyhound to where she lives and living out your blue collar dreams there?

>>565178838

Not even the same person.

You just went full retard.

>>565178895
You want me to prove to "you" and not "we" that I'm engaged to a girl this hot and you're just pissed that I'm better looking than you.

STAY MAD, BRAH.

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>>565179254

Yes. Prove it fag. If you're 9 hours away and actually with her, then you'd have pics out your ass of her showing you her tits and shit.

But you don't. You have random googled images and shit, because you're a fag.

>>565178838
>>565174032

funny how the size and portrait position jump radically

>>565176373
I DON'T FUCKING TRUST YOU SKELETON

you gotta mess with them a little. it's all about give and take, give and take. if you give it all away too fast, they get bored; if you take too much, they get insulted. just balance it out, play it mysterious.

so what I like to do is always initiate the conversation that way:

>lol have a nice day

that she's like... why is he laughing? why is talking to me if he's saying bye?

this keeps them guessing.

>>565179221
Because she lives near Detroit. It fucking sucks out there. All you see there for miles and miles are fast food restaurants, MetroPCS stores, liqour stores, gas stations and bars. No type of living to be made in a place like that.

>>565179643

If she hasn't shown you her tits then she's not your girlfriend. Just stop already you faggot.

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>>565179461

Her tits are fucking magical.

>>565179796
probably a trap

>>565180008

80008

Nice.

>>565179643
>no type of living out there

you don't have a job nigger

Refer to her as dear lady. Works as frequently as colt 45.

>>565180138
stfu

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>>565180008
>80008
>BOOOB
Boobs always win dude.

>>565170179
sauce

>>565179796

So you stalk her Facebook like a fag. Big whoop.

>>565180685
Dude, he sent her a $3K ring.

>>565174816
fucking neckbeard talking about real women at midnight
>You're such a fucking fag.
>She probably thinks you're gay you fucking faggot.
>No woman seriously dates someone 9 hours away.
>Let me guess
lmfao

>>565180138

Btw, your friend (again, not your gf, you have yet to prove she even gave any pictures to you and you have Facebook style pictures at best) looks like the type to have a flat ass, no curves. Good thing you're friendzoned because she's probably lacking from the backing.

>>565180848

Yeah man, I have no doubt he's friendzoned and probably buys her shit like a fag. But so far all he has are Facebook pictures and friendzone looking pictures of her uncomfortable around him. He's such a try hard poser.

>>565180685
Why the fuck would anyone put up a picture like this on Facebook?
Have you tried reverse searching these pictures yet, faggot?


>huehuehuehuehue I am a rusemaster trollface.jpg

>>565181229

You can settle it easy by posting a convincing picture, fag. I'll admit I'm wrong if you prove it, but so far it's turning out that I'm right.

>>565179796
You're a pretty great boyfriend for sharing these pics

>>565181307
I just came to this thread.. i'm not OP.

>>565181229
I still want to know what is so fucking special about where you are now that you are on 4chan instead of moving to Detroit. Is it because she is fake and not really your girlfriend?

>>565169821
im gonna use this one
thank you anon

>>565181526
I'm just one of the countless anons that have shared pictures of their women online. And judging by your post, this is your first time on /b/.

>>565181229

Then post something that proves you're with her. Something you couldn't have just found on Facebook or whatever.

So far you're just proving what a friendzoned fag you are.

>>565170661
/thread

>>565172448
Picking up a fifteen year old would be easy, but yeah if you really think that shit works you're probably still a virgin anon.

>>565181774
>their women
>their

>>565181774

You haven't shared anything but friend-rated pics of some woman who friendzoned you. She hasn't showed you anything because you're not her boyfriend.

If you were, you wouldn't type so much but post so little proof. No tits shown. No ass shown.

You. Have. No. Girlfriend.

>>565181774
Women are not objects, we deserve respect from you scum!! I hope she finds out you're a totall fagot cunt

>>565181661
She's real, I can assure you that. There's really nothing great about where we both live. It's expensive to live where I live but jobs pay a little better.

Living out in Michigan sucks because jobs don't pay well but the living isn't so expensive.

>>565182005
>>565181973

It's not his girlfriend and he hasn't posted shit. Shut up and let me call this fag out for his friendzone tryhard attempt to act like he has a girlfriend.

>>565182204
Ok, this was bait anyways.

>>565182161

She's real, but your relationship sure as hell isn't.

Proof: You're inability to prove it with an actual pic dump. Even betas with girlfriends do that, but you can't because you're a friendzoned desperate motherfucker.

>>565182334

Just like last time, it's a faceless picture, different background. This is /b/, we aren't fooled by lame shit like that.

Where's the proof fag?

>>565182470
Look at the piercings, you dense piece of shit.

>>565182334
I've never seen anyone get this butthurt over a imaginary girlfriend before

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How old are you? Honest question
Just smile and be like "eww what are you looking at!"
And don't look or dress or smell or sound like a faggot. Just flirt like immaturely.
Would probably help if OP posted a picture of himself so the "beta neck beards" could see what they're working with.

>>565182560

Compared to what, the last faceless picture? You're such a faggot. That isn't even the same woman. You only have clothed pictures of the woman you claim to be dating.

>>565182334
>no face
>not same background
>obvious bullshit is obvious

>>565182161
so you get paid nothing to live in a higher rent area over moving to slightly lower hourly jobs, which you don't have in the first place, and cheaper cost of living and you choose to do so becaus you'd rather live 9 fucking hours away from your "girlfriend"?

maybe you're not lying, maybe you're just gay

Get a load of this fag posting faceless pictures of a different woman, different background, different everything, proving that he has nothing of his supposed girlfriend.

Translation: This fag really is a friendzoned beta who's pretending on 4chan to have a girlfriend.

Holy shit... lamest poster in board history.

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>>565170164

>>565182916
you forgot that he won't move to where she lives and has no reason to not do so

>>565182560
bro.... not cool. at all.

she's Arab? you're engaged? I am assuming this from the pic of her wearing hijab.

why would you do that to her man? literally posting this shit on /b/ where it could potentially get traced and her life would be ruined.

as a fellow Arab, I'm disgusted with you man. my gf sends me nudes but I'd never in a million years put them up online. fuck you.

your gf is pretty but I'm not even mad I'm perhaps gonna be the reason you don't post more. have some respect for her dude.

>>565172242
Ay, seen you in a "post a pic with your GF" thread. I was the fag with blue hair. It's brown again though.

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>>565183027
ey b0ss, can I habe pizza pls

>>565169901
Dad

>>565183127
that could be anybody's girlfriend
>also you forgot to put your chat window pic in

>>565183127
You are dumb for falling for that snobs trick. He's obv trying to get more noods from you. Baaaaka

>>565183127

Post an ass pic and I might consider that you're telling the truth, but if you stall again I'm going to be 100% fucking sure you're friendzoned and just some poser.

So last test.... prove it. And if I'm wrong, I'll admit it. Go ahead fag, lets see if you're telling the truth.

>>565183127
also ks umuk ya gawad, wallah guys like you piss me off.

it's cool posting pics of girls who aren't Arab, but when you go and betray the trust of a girl who's basically putting her life in your hands, it's the scummiest thing you can do.

I hope she finds out and breaks off the engagement, you're a dick.

basically using your gf as some sort of trophy figure for a bunch of fucktards on /b/ gg

>>565182610
it's pretty funny

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>>565183225
>>565183225

>>565183127

1TAzoeAV, I'm the first replier to you who called you a fag. IF you can prove you have an ass pic of your supposed girlfriend, I will admit that I'm wrong. But if you can't, then I'm calling bullshit.


That's my promise so take it or leave it, but I call fags where I see them.

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>>565183315

>>565183534
You're not getting anything else from me. You know you're wrong already but can't bring yourself to admit that I'm better than you.

>>565183127
also, mn wean enta? where are you both from?

so much disappointment, but she is gorgeous dude

Ass pic, and we can ignore that you have no timestamps, and I will admit I'm wrong. Otherwise I'm calling bullshit due to no timestamp + all the stalling.

If you're really her BF, then you have an ass pic on hand to post. If you're not, then you don't.

If it takes too long, then you're obviously just getting them from someone else.

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>>565183446
nyess

>>565173173
look at this faggot

>>565183345
Im not Arab.

>>565183713
reply to my posts genuinely curious>>565183534

>>565183713
you are really the dumbest

>>565183863
she is, though. right? where's she from?

where are you from, you american? genuinely curious how you managed to hook up with an arab girl

>>565183713

Actually fag, this is how you prove things without a timestamp. If you can't post an ass pic, and no timestamps, then obvious bullshit is bullshit.

This is pretty fucking standard, so don't get butthurt if you can't prove it. An ass pic = 2 pics total that would make it likely she's your girlfriend. No timestamp and just some random picture, well then you're most likely not her boyfriend.

ALERT

This fag poser hasn't posted a timestamp, and can't post an ass pic to prove without timestamps.

If he can't post one, that's not his girlfriend so don't fall for his bullshit. I've issued a challenge, and he can either prove it and I'll admit I'm wrong, or he shouldn't expect anyone to believe him.

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>>565183790

>>565183790
>>565184070

you've done god's work here tonight anon. it's a shame she isn't real and detroit is just bullshit to support the story so we'll never find her facebook, but it was fun while it lasted

>>565183863
but you are a lying lonely single faggot

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OP here

I left this thread an hour ago after /b/'s useless advice. why is this fucker still alive?

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>>565184070

>>565184027
She's Lebanese.

Met her six years ago online, we met last year, now we're engaged.

>>565184298

It's up to him if he wants to prove it and get glory over me, and I'll man up and admit it. But so far he can't post the ass pic to confirm without timestamp, and that's makes him a posing faggot with no girlfriend.

>>565184368
because this lying faggot is trying to prove he has a gf
>>565184419

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>>565183806
>>565183806

>>565183806
JUST WATERING MY PLANTS

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>>565184493

>>565184419

Just stop the bullshit.

You can't no-timestamp prove it by fulfilling the request. You have no girlfriend. Just fucking stop. It's pathetic.

>>565184493
there is nothing to prove because he's full of shit.

>>565184419
awesome, Lebanese girls are beautiful.

ignore all these other twats getting you to prove she's your gf, and also delete all your posts with pics of her.

this is gonna suck to hear, and I hope you don't end up betraying her by posting pics of her online, but I highly doubt she's gonna end up marrying you.

Arab girls do this all the time. they hook up with non-Arab guys, mess around, then ditch them to find an Arab husband.

she's going into med and you're unemployed with no prospects of getting a decent job. her parents won't approve.

I suggest you enjoy it while it lasts, but eventually when she breaks things off, take it like a man and just leave it.

>>565184641
such bait, much wow

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>>565168651
Do you have pet insurance?

Because I'm about to wreck that pussy.

>>565184641
That's your opinion, dude. I'm done entertaining you. Go bait someone else.

>>565169901
franku senpai?!

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lelballs

>>565184493
jesus christ you desperate as fuck to get more pics, stfu you dumb cunt

>>565184776
ALREADY SAVED THEM ALL

>>565184776
She's pretty committed to me. She came from a rough family. Was already supposed to marry another Lebanese guy who was too damn proud to marry and settle down. We're in love, man. You know what that feels like, right? When a loyal Arab woman promises herself to you, she isn't going to go back on her word to find another man.

Alright dudes. He deleted all his pictures, but not before posting his fiance's tits and her fingering herself. I assume she was ok with him doing that. He is jobless and without a skillset while she's apparently going to medical school, afterall. She would probably dump him like a brick if she wasn't ok with it... but again, I'm assuming she is because I'm a simple man with a pure heart.

Too bad no ass pic.

>>565185220

But you just basically tried to whore her out to /b/.

No response to that?

>>565177087
That was hard to watch.

1TAzoeAV if you love your fiance so much, what motivated you to post her fingering herself to 4chan?

>>565185541
She isn't real. I lied about the whole thing. Trololololololol

You mad, brah?

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>>565185220

>>565185220
I've been there and done that, man. Trust me. It's awesome to hear you're in love, and you seem like a cute couple.

I just hope if things don't work out, you don't completely fuck her life up. She's honestly gone and put so much trust in you. You could get her disowned and make it so returning back to Lebanon could get her abused. So yeah, if she does break things off with you, accept it and appreciate the fun you had, then move on.

All the best bro. I had a girl like that, she was amazing, Egyptian. I broke things off though because circumstances in life caused us to be separated and I couldn't deal with the distance. It broke her heart, but I've deleted every photo of her and I'd never think of posting them online.

If you're both young, the likelihood of her actually marrying you are very very slim. She's most likely just enjoying herself without having anything reaching back to her family, so she picked you. Still mad disappointed that you betrayed her trust by posting these pictures of her online and potentially getting her traced by the weirdos on /b/

How old are you both? I was gonna get engaged to mine, and I'd have happily stayed with her cause we were great together. It sucks we had to break it off.

Epictrollface.jpg

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>>565184542
ahahahahah

>>565185693
So you win!

>>565185726

Your fiance is very real and you just posted her tits and her fingering herself to 4chan.

I don't know why you'd do that, but you did. Maybe you both are into that or something?

>>565185726
>>565185841
good then you won't be mad

>>565185884
fuck I got wrekt

if not, you dun fucked up. I told you >>565185841

people on /b/ are cunts

>>565185726
Kek. Too late faggot. This pic is gonna stay on the internet forever. Sooner or later someone will find her FB

>>565185884
delete all your posts bro and pretend this never happened and hope this shit doesn't get back to her.

can't believe you thought this was ever a good idea.

>>565186017

Nah it is his fiance. He deleted all the pics in a rage. But you know how that goes.

>>565186246
you're a cunt for baiting him man. dunno why you'd enjoy fucking people up

makes me sad

Do you think his fiance wanted him to post her fingering herself? I hope he asked her permission

Carnival/amusement park open? Ask her the fuck up
Know a movie you know you two might enjoy? fucking let her know
Bored and want to get coffee and go for a walk? Tell her what the fucks good
Both smoke weed or some shit? How about you both get fuckin stoned at a nice park

whatever you choose dont be a clingy fucking faggot. If u go for coffee and walk, don't fucking make extra plans and shit, your coffee and walk is all you doing nigger, tops 1.5 hours or some shit maybe more if you lucky.

Never ask "UHHHHH DUUURR WAT U WAN DO" especially when u dont know her much as you stated

>why the fuck is everyone here such a massive faggot

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>>565186372
It was a fun ride though!!

>>565186372
god damn white knight a little harder bro

>>565186372

All I did was not believe something on the internet, and then he posted her fingering herself and shit. And a timestamped image of him. And then him with her. And then her tits.


I dunno. I'm just assuming at this point that his fiance was ok with that.

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>>565168651
http://jolie.lingimage.com
Live Free

>>565186601
which is why we're going to find her and ask her, you know, to make sure she was OK with it

>>565186598
it's not white knighting man, I dgaf, I will never see this guy again. it just upsets me to realise that you guys can potentially ruin the girls life for this. idgaf about the guy, I think he's a prick tbh for doing that behind her back. I've seen it happen with other arab girls and it's horrible. getting tricked by a douchebag to be intimate, then when they break up, he posts it all online and tells everyone and she basically gets disowned

>>565186856
I'm sorry, put "special snowflake" in for white knight

>>565186856

Kek, you're an over-sensitive idiot.

>>565187006
>>565187057
yeah I am

makes me feel shitty to realise someone's life can get ruined on the whims of some people on the internet. my bad

>>565187142
it's not a whim
>we do this for a living

anybody cares to repost?

>>565186856

What are you talking about? We're just replying to this thread. He's the one who posted her pictures to prove he has a fiance. I'm going to just reply to this thread because this thread is pretty cool, and then I'm going to eat a sandwich and go to bed.

>>565187289
hf then

enjoy the rest of your night / morning / whatever the fuck timezone you're in

>>565187356
what sandwich you having? I'm hungry as fuck and I wish I could have a sandwich right now

>>565187142

Boobs can never ruin anything. Boobs are inherently good.

>>565187447

I dunno. All that fingering got me in the mood for some tunafish.

>>565187608
lol

and yeah boobs are good but for an arab it's bad news I've seen girls literally get recalled back to the shitty country they're from and had their lives fucked up forever for being found out in having a relationship. shit sucks yo

no one deserves losing a chance at living in a civilized country cause of something as small as having a relationship

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>>565172852

>>565187875

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about lol. Some guy posted his fiance's tits and fingering.

This guy to be specific:

>>565172852

>>565187875
Shes dumb for being with a loser. Anons a faggot loser.
We'll be doing them both a favour. Teaching them valuable life lessons.

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>>565174032

>>565188138
his fiance is middle eastern. that's what I'm talking about. that faggot said she comes from a rough family. I'm pretty fucking sure if they found out, they'd literally fuck her life over and make her regret it.

>>565170179
I'm gonna punch you in the mouth with my mouth. but softly because I like you.

>>565173692
> lives far away
> we're in a relationship

oh, kids these days...

>>565177414
>>565174032
>>565174312
>>565174032
>>565173692
>>565172852
>>565172242
>>565170321
>>565177414
>>565174312

This thread is hilarious

A faggot trying to prove he has a girlfriend, if he really did have one he wouldn't care so much to try and prove it, he would have been like "fuck this" and left, no need to prove to a bunch of people you will never knowingly talk to again that you have a girlfriend.

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you're all fucking tards

>>565188284
That would be fun, hope it happens.

>>565172608

>right forum

fuck off newfag

>>565188284

Do you know them or something?

>>565188715

Except he rage-deleted the pictures he posted of his fiance's tits and fingering.

Bro, you just fed da troll... Who cares if you have a fiance or not? just life your own life and that's it, really seems you never come 2 4chan

>>565170321

"Girls can smell desperate lads from across the bar or club. "

Remember that poster's sage advice right before he started desperately trying to prove he has a fiance.

>>565189014
"fiances"

If it was real, he majorly fucked up and should honestly just give up on everything for trying to hard to prove to a few random people he doesn't even know the names of that he has a girlfriend or whatever.
Also, if it was real, he better hope nobody ever gets any of this back to her or he is done.

The only way to get better at talking to women, or people in general really, is to ACTUALLY FUCKING TALK TO THEM.
So go talk to bitches and fail miserably and then fail miserably a little less time.

Welcome to life OP, you're welcome.

>>565189471

It was real. That was his fiance and he's a tryhard faggot.

>>565177414

lmao this is probably his cousin that his arranged to be married to Muslims are all cousin fuckers it's why they are borderline retarded like this guy

>>565189548

>4chan
>real

You must be new here, faggot.

>>565189548
Basically.
I read through this thread and suddenly twenty minutes have passed. Time for some sleep.

Someone please just screenshot all this shit and cringe thread it. I wanna see this shit again tomorrow so I can remember it and send my sides to orbit.

>>565170179
up the video pls

>>565189721
It's nice to see Muslims being little filthy sluts, though.

>>565189896

Night.

I still stand by my opinion that she's going to dump him when she's in a medical school.

>>565183345

Muslims in a fucking nutshell post naked Arab whores in this thread

>>565185726

do you have the rest of the set?

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>>565190904

It's not a set. He was posting his actual fiance. Hence the rage delete.

See earlier pictures of him with her, and his timestamped image. Those are still in this thread.

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>>565179796
>Her tits are fucking magical.
you mean non-existent

>>565185869

You've managed to be a bigger fag than the friendzoned dweeb good job

>>565187875

Let's fuck this girls life up and make this faggot weep some more for his precious innocent Arab women

>>565192638
What the fuck are you posting? That doesn't even make sense.

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>>565192964

>>65185884
WHAT A DUMBASS HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>565168651
>inb4 "i'm a faggot"

OP tried to inb4

but it was already too late...