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Meanwhile, in bizarro /b/...
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>>564944593
OP is heterosexual as fuck
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sink
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>>564944917
Hello there newfriend, mind if I show you around /b/?
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>>564944593

I find what you said here very intellectually stimulating. Isn't it just the best to have and respect our differences, creating a tapestry most wonderful?
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>>564944593
Hello my feminist, colored and pansexual friends
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>>564944593
I have no interest in child pornography, and respect the rules and wishes of the mods.
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>>564944593
Oh, look at me, I'm OP, I score with the chicks all the time >:P
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>>564944593
Hello there, friend! Would you like to appreciate my Spiderman images. If possible, would you contribute to my collection?
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make sure you stay and keep your shirt on OP
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>>564944593
>Dicks or stick around a while
>Man the jews sure are great
>Check out my singles
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>>564944593
Zoey Quin sure is a model of pure Gameing Journalism
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>>564944593
I have been here for a very long time! I would love to help any new friends!
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>>564946109
Perhaps this is not the right time to post our collections of spiderman, as it may interfere with the nice flow of this thread and distract it's participants from the subject at hand .

So, tell us, everyone! Would it be alright if we posted pictures of spiderman?
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>>564946727
I would love some spiderman comics!
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>>564944593
-9 gaG is the place to be
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OP here, I for one love that we can all get along so well, and we owe it all to mark zuckerberg.
>>564946727
And please, dear sir, do post whatever you want.
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>>564946842
here my feminist friend
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Man, I love regular milk
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>>564944593
(OP) was not a fag, as usual, today
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blacks are the superior race
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>>564946948
Oops, silly me, forgot the picture.
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>>564946842
>>564946948
Why, gladly!
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This thread cured my cancer!
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>>564946978
Thank you! I respect you!
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>>564946978
I would like much less of this comic to be posted

Please dont continue
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Can you guys imagine what it must be like to live as a woman on a daily basis? I just tear up with sympathy as soon as I start...
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Summer time sure is keen!
I enjoy the new perspective our summer friends bring
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I must warn you that the picture I post has no relation to my following statement.

>That Hitler fellow was such a bad guy. How could he do all those things? Good thing beliefs like his died out a long time ago. It is so wrong to think that way of other human beings. After all we are all equal, regardless of race, nationality, religion or sexual orientation.
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Anyone got more pictures of those women in clothes for males? I need to fap.
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>>564947442
We are so different and alike at the same time, my respect goes out the all women, especially the blacks and Jews
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Bump this great thread!
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>>564947669
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
you win this thread
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>>564947396
Sorry to see you were displeased by a post. Don't worry, friend! We will make sure all posts in here cater to all tastes and offend none! Won't we guys?
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>>564947817
Heaven, you old chap. I see you bring us joy as ever! I am sincerely happy you are present in this discussion!
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Why, yes id love some spiderman
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>>564946948
Indeed! Being Jewish, Mr. Zuckerberg made the world a better place.
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/b/ gets better every day
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>>564947669
>i need to fap

Don't be this rude, friend. Think that this board is SFW and many children come here to get udiance by mindful adults.
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>>564947669
I am afraid not sir, all I have is this picture of a couple having consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, I hear a lot of people have a fetish for this...
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>>564948232
>564948232
>Race
>African American
>Race
>american
>race
SHIGGYDIGGTY
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I need my compatriots advice

recently my older sister propositioned that we recreate this silly caption.

How should I proceed?
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Little girls aren't attractive at all, and anyone who thinks they are is sick.
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>>564948342
That's the only thing jewish do.

Aren't we lucky to have the jewish governing our lifes throug money?
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>>564948601
Please contain the nudity! We do not want children getting funny ideas, now do we?
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>>564948286
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Guys, I'm not sexually attracted to men with dicks.
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Top of the morning str8s
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>>564948651
That's not correct, anon. Incest is not win, that's why we call it failcest.

Go and teach your sister about the joys of heterosexual interracial sex. I bet you'll want to have some mulato nieces!!
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>>564948651
As much as I believe that we do not choose who we love, the only right thing to do in this situations is to sit your sister down and explain to her that you simply cannot be together and that her love for you is only a misinterpretations of sisterly feelings. Furthermore if you were to procreate, the chances of your children having birth defects is outrageous.

I hope my advice serves you well, sir.
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>>564948651
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>>564948651
I would not recommend it my /b/est friend, as having relations with your sister is a sin!
>>564948770
Dear me, my sincerest apologies, I didn't realize what I was doing!
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>>564946497
Singles are disabled oldfag
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>>564949213
Such a bizarre image... Spiderman has always helped incest threads!!
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I respect fine black gentlemen and in no way have hidden homo-lust for their tiny penises.

Also, I think this young lady from my facebook should really act more lady-like and not post such vulgar pictures.
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>>564948673
You are so right. The action we should take is make pedophiles go to support groups where they can talk to therapists and other such individuals and understand the cause of their deviant fetishes and that what they truly require is affection, not the flesh of a young child.
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>>564948601
>boobs
Just what I like
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>>564949428
No problem anon, you are welcome. Thanks for your civism, you are an example.
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>>564949634
Report it my friend
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>>564949484
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>>564948759
We sure are!
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>>564949643
I think we should just make cp readily available to them.
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>>564948971
That is alright. We are all born a certain way and should not make fun of each other based on something they did not choose. That would be silly.
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>>564949643
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>>564947618
While you are entitled to your opinion, I respectfully disagree. According to James Russels at Poole University, Hitler was a very necessary evil for the socioeconomic maze that is Europe.
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>>564947824

Surely you must acknowledge that there are no winners in a thread, for it is a medium for neutral discussion and thus not of competitive character. Not that I felt offended by your post in any way, but it might be misleading for our fellow newlurkers.

Forgive me for this interjection, but I only have this board's quality in mind.

Take care,

Your anonymous friend Heaven

P.S.: Picture is unrelated (just pointing out so that you guys don't feel confused about it... just a *random* silly pun, so that this post is on-topic!)
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>all you oldfags have been here too long. go get a life and leave the newfags alone.
>summer brings the best oc on /b/
>op is never a faggot
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>>564948673
I concur. I only like adult woman with their big gross tits and their hairy tunnels of despair.
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>>564950206
my fault. I hope we can move past this. im new here
-kyle
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>>564950213
>Implying we care.
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>>564950140
>>564949798

Oh, this anon is being so much mean. Wouldn't we report him?

I think it's oke to post wathever you fancy as long as it's politically correct, but he's crossed the line with his disgusting demeanor.

What a good thing that we have sensible mods...
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>>564950183
I see your point and consider developing my opinion into a more refined one. But first I must go to the library to further educate myself on the matter. Thank you for shedding light upon the issue, kind sir!

>>564950140
Oh, spiderman posters, you and your silly shenanigans! :))
Our threads may grow stale if it weren't for you.
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>>564950140
Hey thats not nice! You should apologize for the rude behavior.

>age
>age only in the captcha
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>>564950715
Wouldn't that be a little harsh on the poor fellow?
I do feel a bit disrespected, yet I would feel bad about taking the joy of browsing this jolly image board that gets better by the day from a fellow user, even if it is for a small amount of time.

We should dwell on it!
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When is Christopher gonna get off of his rear and finally implement the forced trip feature?

Just joshin' Chrissy, take your time :p
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>>564947669
>fap
How dare you type such an awful word, you wretched black knight scum! (I appologize to any black people who were offended by my useage of the term.)
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>>564950715
>>564950730
>>564950734
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some of you are entirely too old and should leave this good board to us new guys.

boy I sure am glad tumblr isn't raiding our good fun with gore and such
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You and I are all as much continuous with the physical universe as a wave is continuous with the ocean.
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>>564950572
ok, now i'm confused.
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>>564946254
ME AM MODERATOR, ME AM BAN YOU FOR POSTING PC
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What in heck did you just say about me, there budster? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at my university, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret parties for friends, and I have over 300 confirmed jokes. I am trained in proper etiquette and I’m the top pie maker in my entire friendly neighbourhood. To me, you’re another person I can be friends with. I will talk you with friendliness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, jot down these thoughts. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet without being invited to my place for friendly banter? Think again, budster. As we speak I am contacting my public network of pals across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the invitation, chum. The invitation that wipes out the thing you call your free Tuesday slot. You’re very nice, pal. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can talk to you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my ice-breakers. Not only am I extensively trained in politeness, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my wife’s homemade cookies and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your hungry expression off the face of the continent, you nice stranger. If only you could have known what good friends your clever comment was about to bring to you, maybe you would written it even faster. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, because you can’t have reasonably guessed this would happen, you jokester, you. I will give you water to you and your thirst will be quenched. You’re invited for next week, kiddo.
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I loved "turtle with a guitar". Wonder what new meme our wonderfully creative moderator will bless us with next.
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great thread folks, keep it up.
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While I may not be a vegan myself , I understand their viewpoint and deeply admire them for their self discipline
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:D :D :D :D

xDDDDD
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I posted something a couple of minutes ago, but was worried that my opinion might offend others so I deleted it.
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>>564945767
you actually made me laugh
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>>564948643
That's just a PC way of saying someone is black. Most black people I know just use the term black anyway.
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>>564946978
more?
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