My life is in ruin, /b/.
I'm probably going to hang myself tonight.
Give me a good reason not to?
Because that will fucking hurt. Better to use a gun or use helium exit bag.
Life is shit to begin with. If you've genuinely given up, use this opportunity to re-spec.
Join the army, get in shape, learn some skills, get some culture overseas. Finish your tours, pick up some random jobs (sausage maker, dock worker, house painter, etc.) expand your horizons and start a new life.
good idea in principle but not faisable...
once you're dead your organs can't be used for transplant any longer... your heart has to keep beating, just braindeath allows a transplant
online now it's free
What if the other side is exactly like your life here, but you just, like, really have to pee all the time? Like, you think you're going to explode and no matter how much you pee you always feel like you have to pee? Would you want that existence or this one?
2 AM and the doorbell rings. My husband answers it and there are two policeman standing at the door. The only thing I can think of is that my son has done something to get himself arrested, but that's just not adding up. We let them in and go into the kitchen where they have us sit down.
"Your daughter was found dead in her apartment."
Words that have been burned into my brain and will haunt me until the day that I die. It isn't something that you can accuratley describe with words. The soul crushing pain bursts through your body with such force, and there's nothing you can do but sit there and scream and sob and just say "No no no" over and over again.
"I'm so sorry for you loss" the officers say as they leave the house. I run and grab my one son who still lives at home and tell him to never ever leave me. "Promise me!". He keeps promising but I can't bear to let him go.
The worst part of the whole ordeal has to be notifying everyone that your daughter has decided to kill herself. Phone call after phone call of saying the words "Melissa's dead" only to break down every single time. I had to do this dozens of times the next day, and after every call I thought the knife to my heart couldn't be pushed deeper, couldn't be twisted any harder. But it would.
I had never seen my husband cry before, but at her funeral as this song came on he grabbed one of our sons who had to hold him up as he sobbed in a way no son should ever have to see a father cry. He lost his only daughter as well, and sometimes the sorrow I feel for him can hurt just as much.
I always thought if she could have seen the hundreds of people at her funeral, or if she could have known about the thousands of lives she would have ended up touching throughout her life, that she wouldn't have done it. Unfortunately, depression can blind you.
I like to think we've handled it in the healthiest way possible since then. Pictures of her are everywhere in the house. We talk about her all the time. Remember her and the good times, and tell ourselves that she's no longer in pain. But not a day has gone by over the last five years where I have not thought of her and gotten that pang in my stomach. At night I get to be with her in my dreams, only to wake up in the morning and be reminded she's gone. Forever.
She was the only other female in a house of boys. The one I could really confide in, and talk about things the boys would never dream of. She was a huge piece of me, and because of that I will never be whole again. As with all my children, I love her more than anything in the world. I would give my life for one more moment with her, just one more hug from my little girl. I miss her so much.
Then do that shit, donate a bunch of blood for a while and a kidney, be of use to someone.
If you can't help yourself help others, scuicide is selfish as it is.
What do you care for your body that your going to kill.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
How can you kill yourself with such beauty to see in the world? Pic related.
>Give me a good reason not to?
There are funnier ways to die. Hanging oneself is for boring people.
because you are a beatiful human being and i think you are awesome.
Suicide is the bravest thing anyone can do. To have the balls to venture off into the unknown is the ultimate adventure. Who knows, maybe humans become Gods when they shed their human form.
How about you become a faggot slut. Lord know's you're good at sucking dicks OP
yeah but people that commit suicide have a weak soul and since the soul is transplanted with every organ, the receivers would also become giant pussies and commit suicide as well...
so... yeah... he should juts stay alive and donate blood, one kidney and a chunk of his liver...
As long as you're not a pedo or serial killer:
Is there anything so bad you can't change it, get away from it, move somewhere else, etc.?
If you can fix it or get away, that's way better than an hero. You never know what may come, and it may be wonderful.
aaw for fuck's sake...
OP YOU LITTLE PIECE OF WORTHLESS SHIT! LISTEN UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT:
If you want to kill yourself it means you've hit rock bottom. no one cares about you, you probably dont care about anyone else as well...
it cant get any worse and yet this IS THE BEST THING THAT COULD EVER FUCKING HAPPEN TO YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF DUMB SHIT!!!!!
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FREE! FREE LIKE A BIRD YOU FUCKHEAD!!!!
So here's what you're gonna do: you gonna sell all your fucking stuff, buy a car or a motorcycle with it and you drive off! just drive, go see the world, get drunk, do drugs, i dont care, become a bank robber. you can do anything you like and dont have to fucking look after anyone! you are your own master and noone can stop you!
go travel the world, get drunk in dirty bars, have random anonymous sex, take all the drugs there are, because what's the worst that could happen to you? That's right DEATH! And isn't that what you fucking wanted in the first place? So go out and live life to it's fullest and maybe, just maybe after a few years of being a traveller you'll realize that well, perhaps life doesnt suck after all...
i mean i would do it in a heartbeat but i have like a job, family, friends and all that shit...
but you dont.
SO GO OUT THERE AND MAKE THE WORLD YOURS!!!!!!
free live now
Go all maple rambo, nignog. If your life's so shit you want to die, why not die on national tv?
How retarded are you, its like you want to be nominated for the stupid as fuck award. What the fuck are you fucking talking about you obnoxious buffoon? Did you honestly even think about what you were typing before you pressed your pathetic fucking finger on your dirty enter key. How can such a total moron even make it through life long enough to type this out. It must have taken such a retard at least 2 years to find all the keys on your computer you fucking dickhead. You are a perfect example of why mothers should smother their retarded children. I hope that someone comes into your house when you are sleeping, rapes you, and slowly kills you before your toxicly high levels of retardation spreads to anyone else. Are you still mad from when your brother didn't share a cookie with you when you were 2 you fucking asshole? Lol, that would be fitting you stupid ass whore, I bet your mom tried to abort you, it's a shame she didn't cause you turned out selfish and retarded. Maybe you should start using your brain, assuming that it isnt overrun with fucking retard brain juice. Better get google up and bing some clever comebacks bitch. Go get lost in the woods and lick monkey cunt, fucking dumbass. I hope your computer fucking catches fire cause I don't want anyone in the world to be subject to reading your horrible fucking ideas. Go to Africa where everyone is retarded and maybe you will finally fit in there. Oh wait, you won't cause you are also gay and love monkey dick and then get shot up by niggers. No one would attend your funeral cause of how much dick you sucked they all hate you stupid faggot maybe the world would have been better if your entire family tree was chopped down with a mohawk. Just give up on life now you colossal retard before I track you down and find you. Make no mistake, I have the technology to do it and you know I will make full use of all the weapons at my disposal. RIP in peace, faggot