> have qt 3.14 gf
> she has ugly weird looking pussy
Wat do /b/?
>>564761421
that gif is fucking wonderful
also all pussies are minging, just pump it.
Pics if you gotem
show pics
It's not really meaty or anything because I'm fine with that there's just like an extra flap of skin that doesn't belong there and it just looks gross
A) Place penis inside.
B) Partially withdraw penis.
Repeat steps A and B as needed.
>>564761596
> that's what minions in league should look like
>>564761617
I want to, but she's a sweet girl and would be really hurt if she ever found out
Anal fag its gud
maybe OP doesnt like pussies afterall
>>564761863
she wont find out unless you tell her
>>564761421
Anal.
>>564761421
We're gonna need pics
>>564759723
Nigger
>>564761421
Pics
Ok. Here's a textbook vagina. It's not supposed to be particularly pretty, but you don't usually get a good look at it, since it's on the bottom of her crotch and you don't exactly see it during the sex.
How does hers differ from this?
>>564761421
switch to anal
>>564761421
Put a towel over her face during sex.
>>564761871
>>564762372
She doesn't like anal
>>564762228
I'd still have unremovable guilt
>>564762786
I could draw a pic
>>564761421
Yeah, but does it fuck well?
I know I've been with one or two girls whose equipment was subpar. I'd take that grade A feel over how it looks any day.
>>564761421
take it from me op. youd rather her pussy have some visual character than a bad smell. consider yourself luck. if youve had one with a really bad odor you'll know how lucky you are.
how long have you been dating?
you should dump her because she has an ugly pussy and then she'll be able to bitch about what an ass you are for the rest of her life.
Or
Accept a flaw or two, since she is, in fact, a flawed human being.
>>564761421
Fuck it up even more.
>>564763294
>>564763294
>I could draw a pic
Do it, because I'm fucking curious about what kind of vagina you would have to have to go "that's my hoochy!" when you see it on 4chan.
Is it glued on sideways or something?
I tried.
>>564764384
you have a hentai girlfriend cool man
>>564764384
Just post a pic, chances are the pussy is just a pussy and unless she browses /b/ she won't find out unless you tell her...
Faggot
>>564761421
dump that bitch.
they need to learn that we will not stand for that shit.
An ugly pussy = ugly person
>>564764384
just show the fucking pic.... looks normal to me
?
>>564764384
where is the flap?
>>564764384
that looks like your standard textbook vagina shape...
>>564764384
Nice spaceship.
Where's da pussy doe?
>>564761421
You're gonna make some therapist rich some day.
This is what a normal puss looks like
>>564765386
just post the actual pic so we can see the real thing......... your drawings arent helping
>>564764384
>>564765386
So she's missing a birth canal?
I'm just fucking confused. It looks like she's got a tiny pussy. What's the problem?
>>564765386
Post the pic shit dick. She'll never know, just remove the exif data and shit.
>>564765386
I kind of see what your getting at, could you just crop out everything besides what were dealing with?
>>564763860
2 months
>>564764041
I know but she wants me to go down on her but I don't want to
>>564764534
Lel
>>564764868
She's way too attached to me
>>564765309
Already do pardner
>>564765775
OP is the fucking problem. Most of the time he's her problem. Right now he's our problem.
>>564765746
I'd feel guilty
>>564765897
Ehhhh...
>>564765386
I know what your problem is OP. The issue here is that you're mistaking her anus as the vagina when in fact the vagina you see as 'wierd' is just above. Does this help?
>>564766135
Stop feeling guilty you nigger. You want some actual advice we gotta see what we're dealing with.
>>564765948
when you gonna post the fuckin pic op
Op won't deliver
/thread
>>564766135
the guilt will go away, quit being a pussy, i think your tripping op
>>564766135
If everything was cropped out besides the exact part, I doubt she could even tell it was her vag even IF she saw the pic.
>inb4 OP is Homosex
>inb4 Flap is actually a dick
>>564761421
beefcurtains OP?
Op delivars.
But seriously, what am I looking at
the pic will most likely fade away anyways as. aslong as you dont include a face she will never find out and no one will know its her besides you.
but we cant give you proper advise without an proper image
>>564766897
i see now, might be a tumor op
>>564766628
No. I had a hot gf with beef curtains before and that was wayyy different.
>>564766897
Oh god what is that?
And to note, reverse image search isn't pulling anything up.
>>564766897
okay ya what the actual fuck is that
>>564766897
that shit is fucking nasty
>>564766897
did she see a doctor for that?
>>564766897
It's a pussy. Not good looking, but enjoy it.
>>564766897
Can we go back to the drawings?
>>564766897
>no clit
>all of the skin surrounding it is rubbery
>perfectly bald pubes in spite of long-ass leg hair
Your girlfriend was a boy.
>>564766897
that's generally what a sex changed vagina looks like
it's pretty much an inside out dick sculpted to look as much like a vag as possible
sorry to break it to you but your girlfriend wasnt always a girl
>>564766897
I think that's a post-op mangina OP. I'm sorry.
>>564766897
Ok, OP, I think you need to find a real girlfriend.
Or get comfortable fucking a shitty post-op trans.
>>564766897
That looks like a botched gender reassignment or a pussy with 3rd degree burn scars. Jesus.
Have you asked her about it? That is definitely not normal.
>>564766897
Tell her to shave those jet black greasey pubes and it won't be so bad. Lick it up faggot.
>>564766897
Thatsamanbaby.jpg
>>564766897
CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE
>>564766897
I...whoahoho.... what in the everlovin fuck? Its like she's got a caul on her labia.
>>564766897
holy shit what am i looking at?
>>564767287
this.
thats a mutilated penis op
google image post op trans
>>564767287
my thoughts exactly. this is a post-op tranny. but keep her and sue her plastic surgeon for millions. it's a legal cash cow.
>>564766897
Op did u put your penis in there
>>564767287
>>564767393
all of this. hows it make you feel op?
I fuckin told you faggets. Would have been better to stick to drawings
Here's a seal crying to brighten up thread
> mfw someone asks me if I'm OK after coughing my lungs out
> yes bro
>>564766897
Lol no fucking way dude this is a troll right? Or is someone actually coming to 4chan to find out his girlfriend is a tranny? I want it to be true
>>564766897
it's worser than i thought. ABORT!
>>564767883
I'm now curious about this too. You actually fucked that thing?
lol op don't tell me you stuck your dick in that thing and didn't realize what it was
>>564766897
Let me guess, you always need lube?
>>564761421
fug
Just do anal from now on shes probably used to it from her sissy days
:^)
>>564766897
Soneone better screencap this shit
>>564768234
while i would feel sorry for OP, it would also be hilarious.. almost too good to be true
>>564768234
this is jerry springer level shit, man. potential bestest thread ever.
OP, you gotta confront you gf/bf with this and post results. this is gonna be insane
>>564768192
op call her and ask before you jump to conclusions
>vacaroo pls
>>564766897
post op tranny
qould know becuase I almost had tha operation
glad i'm here to witness this amazing moment in OP's life.
>>564768192
Wow, crying your lungs out...can't even imagine what you must be feeling.
>>564768192
Damn dude, calmy talk to him about this, because... Your qt3.14 is a man...
i agree with >>564767287
OP get an AIDS test because you fucked a man
>>564766897
>OP's gf is post op trap
OP delivers and is actual fag (but didn't know until today.)
She sounds too girly and has pics of when she was younger.
>>564766897
Botched post-op man pussy.
Honestly OP, I thought you were just being a faggot for not going down on her. Now I understand your hesitation of wanting to lick a pussy that looks like Nikki Lauda's ear.
>>564766897
And you thought this was normal?
>>564768192
I'm sorry OP, this should not have happened this way...
also, could you post more pics? Perhaps the original one from your drawing, without the drawing?
>>564769354
How much younger? Are you sure its her?
Please for the love of god someone make a compilation of this thread and post it holy shit
>>564769354
The definition of trap
>shes good
>>564766897
okay, wtf, is that a post op tranny job gone bad or what?
>>564766897
>is this even real?
>>564766897
I also think that your girlfriend might've been a man in the past. Why didnt you notice that before anon?
>>564769354
She could've been a hermaphrodite or something similar and had the operation very young.
>>564769354
maybe he just was a very girly boy as a kid.
>>564769354
Removal of testes will do that. Also, coulda been a childhood event, as in hermaphrodite.
>>564769459
kek
>>564766897
From the looks of it prob had a huge dick with all that meat
>kek
>>564766897
that looks like a fucking molerat where her pussy should be.... I think I'm gonna puke
>>564769459
that ear tho...
>>564761421
Let me lick it and I'll tell ya.
>>564766897
Jesus fucking christ.
>>564766897
post pictures of face
>>564770082
> he didn't read the thread lol
>>564770082
you don't want to do that anon
>>564770170
this.
>>564767245
>enjoy it
>enjoy
ENJOY? The fuck is wrong with you?
>>564769762
yeah this is very possible. the fact that she's willing to have her twat photographed shows that she may not even be aware of how unnatural her pussy is. she may have had the surgery at such a young age that she doesn't recall it. if you break it to her the wrong way, it could psychologically destroy her, OP. tread carefully.
>>564770170
This
Shig dig
Posting in epic bread.
Catalog pls
>>564770329
this is a good point
>>564770329
seconded
>mfw this thread
>>564770329
Yeah that's a good point. I doubt a post op girl would want a picture taken at all.
>>564764384
>KEK
>>564761421
You fuck her. In most positions you don't really see the pussy close up.
Also eating chicks out if gross, and offends God. Deuteronomy 5:28
>>564769667
this
maybe op was just fucking with us the whole time
>>564770329
Yeah op. Serious talk for a second, don't do anything retarded. Don't do anything just because 4chan tells you to or worrying about what your friends would say (they aren't really your friends)
Fake or not, pretty good bread. Focaccia status.
>OP's gf as a child
>>564770786
read the thread anon
>>564770170
I'll just describe
> Asian
> 8.8/10
>>564770329
Plenty of girls have weirder pussies
>>564770786
Meet hotter (cleaner) chicks. Also, god is a fucker.
does he/she have a big Adam's apple?
>>564770786
Ok people you really need to start reading threads before replying
>>564770864
>>564770971
no they really don't. you need to post more pics bro. we have to get to the bottom of this- your first gf right?
>>564770971
werider maybe but they still look like a natural vagina. That shit is an abomination OP, and also if she is asian that liek triples the chance of her being a tranny.
>>564770971
>Asian
That explains almost everything.
>>564770971
Mao Zedong
>>564770971
>plenty of girls have weirder pussies.
at least those plenty of girls weren't born male
>>564770971
>Asian
Confirmed for trap,sorry bro.
If they are trans... Coming from another trans, it's low of them not to inform you beforehand, even if it looked perfectly fine. Seriously, not everyone is comfortable with the idea of being with a trans person and even I'm not attracted to other trans folk. It's mean to hide something big like that.
Otherwise, get it checked by a dr maybe.
Guys, I just.
I can't.
Help.
>>564770454
lies
>>564770971
Just post her face. The chinks look all the same anyway
I think OP can't handle the truth. Haven't seen a reply yet
>>564765386
She has an enlarged clitoral hood, not always a bad thing but you might have to do a little extra work next time post pics faggot
>>564770971
>Asian
There you go OP, most male asians are androgynous, reason why he/she looked feminine when she was younger.
>>564761421
fuck her right in the pussy
>>564771237
those images
WHAT DO THEY MEAN
>>564771354
this
>>564761421
You're not perfect.
>>564766897
saved
>>564771237
nice one anon
>>564770971
>asian cutie
congrats OP you landed a thai ladyboy
>>564770971
>> Asian
Definitely
>>564771392
Did you even read the thread?
>>564771237
AYY LMAO
>>564766897
it looks like a ham sandwitch
>>564766897
>>564769667
You might be right there actually.
>>564771058
No
>>564771117
Had 2 gfs that sent nudes before
>>564771354
Nah
I like it.
>>564771237
holy fuck i am laughing so hard right now
OP, all vaginas have a clitoris, unfortunately, h(er)is does not.
On the bright side, you seem to have landed on a sexual unicorn, but like all unicorns, it's gay.
>>564771924
Put a black bar over her eyes. Please OP, I need this
>>564771924
Then tell her to send more , we wanna get to the bottom of this. Not literally tho
>>564771924
ok but "sent nudes" =/= having sex. so i assume you still haven't fucked a girl. lol if /b is saying it's a post op....i'd believe it
>>564766897
Man/10
>>564766897
She was a dude at one point
>mfw
>>564771924
OP confirmed virgin. I feel so bad for you.
>not really though
How old is she OP?
>>564761421
>mfw opposite problem
>mfw I have dog face
>>564766897
Lol I am dying poor OP
>>564766897
Oh good fuck this thread
>>564766897
>>564766897
>is this real life?
Tell me this thread is just to get a rise out of us. Plz tell me that it's not true.
>>564771924
How can we have a decent fap to your misfortune without a face pic, OP?
>>564771237
OP, she was a guy before.
Is this really happening
Holy shiiit.
OP, I'm sorry for you, but it's not that bad.
How's the sex? Do you need lube?
>>564766897
Oh fuck is that some kind of bloodshot rash on the sides? I've never been so happy to be a faggot, I'm happy the only time I ate out a girl I was off my head drunk.
>>564773061
Kek profile pic
>>564766897
>>564771924
U been in her, and anybody else(girl). Do you have any base to compare the feeling? that might be an instant indication of whether you kind sir are fucking a vagina, or a penis in a man-made entrance of hellish joy and sorrow
pic.: meth for wwII soildiers, might be needed
>>564773301
i doubt that is truly a girl though...
>>564766897
>>564771839
Dat persona 3 refrence
>kekekekek
>>564773683
but oh fuck it's awful
All she needs is an STD to make it worse, leaking out some green goo
>>564766897
>mfw this is the most disgusting thing I've seen on /b/
>mfw I actually almost puked
>>564773301
That is not an original female pussy. Its a mutilated cock so you actually have more experience with what you see I. That picture faggot
For future YLYL threads
>>564761421
vaginoplasty is a thing you know. why dont you get it for her? christmas is coming up you know! be a good bf anon. besides women are worried about the way their vagina looks as the rest of their body.
Just a weird pusso guys.
Can someone just say what medical condition that is, like phimosis for grills?
>>564771237
that's pretty eerie anon
eerie
ear
e
Is this OP?
http://youtu.be/-J_doeDjI9o
This is the best thread ever.
>>564774230
No doctor would go near that.
>>564774302
You said Asian, but is she Thai? they love doing this type of shit.
>>564774302
It's a medical condition called "being born the opposite gender". Sorry, OP. Don't deny it, accept it.
Best thread ever
>>564774302
sex change isn't a medical condition
>>564774207
Dude I died thank you so fucking much
>>564774207
>>564774302
Unfortunately it looks like a serious case of dudemosis.
>>564774302
dont you think she would have gone to a doctor if it was a medical condition?
Just put a paper bag over it
>>564774689
maybe acute broitis
>>564761421
>>564761421
>>564761421
>>564761421
>>564761421
made a screenie for the future generations
>>564774784
'She' did, it's a post OP trans.
>>564774230
my ex got this, really good decision on her end, it was such a pretty pussy! go buy it for her op!
Hey man that's not funny she is a sensitive girl. And it took 2 months for her to show puss
>>564774207
well done anon
saved for future laughs
>>564770786
i dare you to eat it o.p. it's like taking medicine just do it as fast as possible...trannies need love too.
this is the best thread I've seen all day
>>564766897
Nig
>>564774914
Ayy lmao i gope you are bait nigga
>>564775025
Nigger
>>564774951
same
>>564774914
Sensitive man*
>>564774828
I was thinking that but the piece of penis clit made me think dudemosis.
now excuse me while I go vomit.
>>564775025
nigger
>>564774914
son... there ain't nothing sensitive down there
>>564766897
>>564766897
As well what is all that random long hair at the sides but not her so called "pussy." Also, how did you get the picture?
>>564766897
holy fucking kek
>>564768192
OP post pics of face, I wanna know just how obvious it was that she's a man
>>564766897
>there are actually people who dislike and are against weird looking pussies
What fags
>>564766897
looks like a chicken's vagina
>>564774914
I'm sorry /b/rother, but I'm inclined to agree with everybody. That looks very much like an artificial vagina.
>>564774914
You realize now that we HAVE to see what sHE actually looks right?
op pls
>>564766897
Post op tranny Vag.
Get rid of her.
>>564774914
Let us see her
>>564770602
Sekundid
>>564774302
Its called a naturally occurring phallus.
>>564775418
Yooouuu... must not have seen very many pussies... I've seen plenty, and I like 'em all (provided they aren't diseased or anything), but that is not a female vagina.
>>564766897
>>564766897
Kill it before it kills you.
>>564775318
kek
>>564775025
nigger
>>564774914
Pls show what she looks like OP
>>564766897
What in God's name is that? It looks like ham, hair, and bologna.
>>564766897
op that skin is what is left after scrotum removal.
also no clit
all signs point to botched gender change
Gonna go to bed guys.
And build my custom pc
And finish an animation
And find out how to use my digital watch.
> night /b/
>>564761802
Directions unclear; Dick stuck in a pussy.
>>564766897
>>564775991
wtf.....
vid related
>>564775991
Dat denial
>night tranny fucker
>>564775991
Tell your boyfriend I said hi
>>564775991
no OP deliver face you sperg loving bishop humping tranny enjoyer in denial.
>>564774085
you must be new.this is g rated for /b/
>>564775991
The wild Anon is so confused, it has hurt itself
>>564769664
Does anyone know what these are?
>>564775991
It's okay OP, you can talk to your boyfriend about it tonight
>>564775318
hah
>>564776359
Those are gifs
>>564766897
OH SHIT. I think I'm gonna pass out from laughing so hard at this thread
lol you all you nosexes, OP's gf is a virgin
>extra skin
lol you don't know what a hymen is?
>>564775991
I'm sensing OP's going to crsy himself to sleep tonight.
>>564775991
What kind of animations you make?
>>564775991
I'll translate:
>off to jack off to transsexuals
>off to buy rope, and a chair
>gonna an hero
Post. The. Face. Faggott.
Lets cleanse our eyes
>>564761421
you eat it and don't wimp out cause you are insecure
The only choice is to burn her at the stake. Well, him, I guess. Seriously. Set trappy mc'deceptionson on fire when you confront him.
>>564775991
show us the fucking face op
at least show us what you look like
>>564771237
is that a baby touching that dick
>>564776643
Some eye bleach for you
>>564766897
holy fucking nasty what the fuck
>epic thread
>>564776572
Gimp and blender
>>564776643
i bet this bitch is able to fart/queef on command in that position. also- op POST FACE
>>564776978
You do know you're fucking a tranny, right?
>>564777083
spooky and scary.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!
In 7 years of lurking I've never seen a more damaged pussy. Nor have I ever seen a stranger vagina
>>564777083
nice try skeleton
>>564766897
looks like fucking frankenstein made a pussy out of stitched together chicken
>>564767267
You know it's been a long day when you fucks ask to go back to drawings.
>>564776978
I've been trying to get into 3D animation, but can't. It's way too hard. I do 2D. Do you post your work on YouTube or somethin?
>>564774207
thanks anon
this thread might just go down in history
>>564777369
lol
>>564766897
>>564766897
OP PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T PUT YOUR HOLY THING IN THIS BLASPHEROUS DEMON
>>564775025
Figger
>>564766897
google image searched it
got pictures of ears...
>>564777083
Shut the fuck up, you're OP's inside man I bet.
>>564777525
confirmed ruse
>>564766897
well i didnt want to sleep anyway
>>564777525
I lost. I just spat my cigarette out the window and lost. Fuck!!
>>564777525
OP fooled every nigger in this thread.
master troll.
>>564776442
They're so squishy and unsettling though
I want to know who made them, and if there are more
>>564777249
blue waffles
>>564777525
vagoo flipper god is angry
>>564777525
Still fucking nasty. Are you fucking a chicken OP?
>>564777401
shut the fuck up anon, no one cares
Might not be a tranny, could have been born intersex. Ambiguous genitalia, doctors do the best they can. She might not know hers is different, tread lightly