Lifehack tread ? Lifehacks.

>>564755324
Is this tried-and-true? Or just another one of those bullshit "UMG GUISE I CAN HAXXOR A VENDING MASHEEN!" ones?

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>>564755324

>>564755324
Have 3 GB of the shit.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/uc4n234msbrbrmn/Helpful+Stuff.zip

>>564755545
Need to find the right vending machine, there are other guides, I know that, just too lazy to post.

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>>564755626
>>564755545
I wouldn't know, no harm in trying ?

bump for thread

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>>564756015

>>564756241
bumping
come on guys

>>564756015
>no harm in trying

Knowing /b/, this makes mustard gas.

>>564756456
bump
Already posted files.

>>564756579
nah dood

>>564755872
>>564755324
Videos of this really working anywhere? and not just ones that get into the gay dyno menu.

>>564757072
Just google it m8

>>564755626
Can confirm this though

>>564757321
nice to kno

>>564757685
>>564755626
>>564757760


can comfirm for legit

No one downloading my folders?

>>564757970
I will before I sleep, have shit connection will take me all night

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>>564756015
That guy has no Idea what he is talking about, he did not even mention cargo pants.

>>564757940
do not do this.

>>564757970
Link?

>>564757940
> microwave metal
Lol good one bro

>>564758415
see >>564755668

>>564758316
I know it does nothing a minute works best.

>>564758558
Thanks!

>>564758527
>>564758639
a way to kill yourself

>>564758527
>>564758639
Don't do, mustard gas

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>>564757940

Look up nudists on google images for free cp!!

>>564758639
>>564759096

>>564758962
>>564757685

Lol

>>564758527
>>564758639
don't be retarded, this will actually kill you.

Mediafire put a captcha code on my shit.

>>564755545
Iv tried this and it failed. You probably need a certain modeled vending machine.

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>>564759605
no, it's safe

>>564759605
If you are too autistic to realize that, you deserve to try it.

>>564757321
Thank you so much

>>564757940
Nice.

>>564760316
You shouldn't kill yourself.

>>564758279
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

>>564759589
legit or...?

>>564758279
also works on ubuntu, just tested

>>564759096
trying to figure out how this would go wrong.

>>564760797
Makes you pass out/die.

>>564760423
Did it and it worked perfect. Now I play Crysis 3 on ultra setting, THANK YOU ANON!

>>564755545
it sets off an alarm

>>564760812
I can't begin to imagine how many people have died or have had ruined lives because of you my friend.

>>564760797
yes totally go do it right now on a balcony

>>564760797
You lower your center of gravity so more blood is in your nether regions. When you stand, on the chance that you're still arouse the blood will have less distance to travel to your penis. More blood, harder erection. It's basic biology

>>564760797
makes you pass out
try squatting and standing up a few minutes later - you will get light headed
deep breathing will exacerbate this and you will faint like a little bitch

>>564760996
The /b/tard in me kinda wants to try anyways

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with the workings of for chung....

you should all realize that this life hack thread instantly turns into a life troll thread

theres a reason these threads stopped popping up, they lost their prime functionality and adopted a secondary function as providing lulz to computer savvy nigrars.


im not saying stop, but

>chicken

>>564760464
HA. Queer.

>>564760797
Doing this can kill you.

>>564760797
yap, mustard gas free 100%

>>564759589
Do this all the time.

>>564761363
>>564761290
it won't make you die, just make you faint. Of course you could fall and die though :3

do it on a couch, it's fun

>>564760423
This is a good way to make yourself get new RAM

>>564759605
As much as I hate summerfags, isn't there a board rule against this shit? Some kid might actually try it.

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>>564756015
terribly outdated and you'll just look dadcore if you don't know what you're doing. Here's a better version.

>>564761852
Yeah no kids are allowed on the board idiot.

>>564761525
I'd rather not lose brain cells.
But yes, falling and hitting your head is a serious risk.

>>564755324
I miss when these were called info threads. "Lifehacks" sounds gay as fuck.

>>564761852
You're what I like to call a "late-spring fag"
>Protip:
Reading the rules basically provides you with all of the information contained in the rules.
>Captcha 732
huehuehue

>>564757321
Cheers dude :^)

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Just talked about this and I'm going to do it soon I'll keep you posted. OP will deliver.

>>564762028
it's only for a second

put a hot curling iron in your ass to keep it from being itchy.

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this is legit

>>564762208
Oh yeah, that makes all the difference in the world.

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>>564757240

>>564761920
More like this?

>>564758853
is nitroglycerin bad? Or is it like aspirin?

>>564758992
or diaper rash

>ITT
>Newfags

>>564759887
can confirm, still sleeping

>>564763054
it won't blow up and kill you if that's what you're asking

>>564759887
can confirm for legit

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>>564756579

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>>564762028
>>564761852
>>564761525
>>564761363
>>564761253
>>564761143
>>564760996
>>564759605

Candyassgots
Ruin it for everyone why don't you.

>>564763226
Not impressed.

>>564760652
Kek

>>564763054
its used in dynamite production dingus

>>564757760
>soda can
>freezer
>3 hours

Can confirm for blowing the fuck up all over your freezer. Less like this shit.

>>564762271
Legit, but you forgot the parrot retard.

>>564755668
>not uploading to mega
>fuckin pleb

>>564758527
>>564758639
dont do this, it will cause air embolism and will kill you

>>564760841
The water in the ink evaporates, expanding very quickly (into gas) and launching boiling molten wax in every direction...

>>564761764
Dafuck am i gunna find a 700watt microwave?!?!

>>564759902
read it all, was worth it.

>>564759589
im not even joking right now i just did this and passed out on my floor and hit my head on my mirror....

>>564764949
How long did you pass out?

>>564755626
>>564757197
>>564757865
Pathetic.

>>564757240
Not the best tutorial on how to do a hangman's noose but top kek!

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>>564765187

>>564764949
no you didnt, you read this >>564761260
or this >>564761525

>>564758962
Holy shit it worked!

>>564757240
don't use a stool.
you need 10 feet above you and 10 feet below.
an 8 foot drop will break a normal sized mans neck.
otherwise your jaw may break and you'll be hanging for 5-10 minutes. very painful.

>>564765687
that's obviously fake
right

>>564766076
...yes........

>>564765880
leems segit

>>564761852
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>564766076
all my advice is 100% tested

>>564759324
> Be non-american.
Assuming this pricy/dangerous/stupid, but how?

>>564766076
Attempting this will in fact make acne the least of your concerns.

>>564758853
>aluminum foil
>microwave
>???
>profit

>>564766359
I remember bleach and ammonia from the mustard gas one and just assumed this would be just as bad considering you're putting bleach on your fucking face.

>>564757940
Instructions unclear. Penis frozen in microwave

>>564755324
Don't do it. It makes mustard gas

>>564766338
i can just assure you that it does NOT make you call the police and force them to call you back

>>564757940
don't do it it makes mustard gas, usually takes a crane to get out

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/WsgxS

> all legit

>>564755545
you're better off making a mold of the lock so you can fab up a key

>>564762180

That gas would be a mixture of methane and ammonia.

>>564760423

The ones smart enough to locate the RAM will be smart enough to not do this.

>>564766338
call police
hang up
they are forced to call back

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If you give 8453452634 a call, you'll get free child porn!

>>564757760
If you use a bottle of soda instead of a can like a retard these are actually really good. Doesn't get people to pass out though just really drunk. Taste kinda like a banana smoothie

>>564761515
gas/explosives?

>>564767701
only works with glass bottles

>>564767701
slip 16 roofies in the mix for a added chocolate taste

>>564761525

>Fun

I don't think we have the same definition of fun.

>>564767526
whats in hudson valley?

>>564755324
Don't do it, makes mustard gas

>>564767402
>>564766814
...what could possibly go wrong.

>>564757685
>>564757685
it works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaevNNFnMZ8

>>564767864
I chuckled mildly

>>564768353
What's the worse that could happen?

>>564768807
worst

sorry for the typo.


CAPTCHA: 665 (almost a cool one).

>>564768992
faggot

>>564763982

As well as heart medicine production.

>>564769176
Nitroglycerin under your tongue can save your ass at the beginning of a heart attack

>>564765467
brb trying this, will report back.

>>564769135
Nice to meet you, I'm called Anon.

>>564769576
pls go away cancer newfag

>>564757240
I was always told 1 loop for each 10 pounds.

>>564759887
Completely legit. My sister suffered with insomnia for years before trying this.

>>564769767
I don't really get why you're so mad.

>>564768059
Don't do this. It makes mustard gas

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>>564768319
Actually Legit.
I do this for full meals.

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>>564770072
Dude, your spilling newfag all over the carpet.

>>564770072
Anger is bad. "Don't get mad, get Glad!"

>>564768319
dont do this the molecular build of green onion and the seasoning of the noodle package makes mustard gas

>>564757760
ingredients list -a- banana, but the directions call for two.
wut

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>>564769767

>>564757685
um no, this makes mustard gas:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g91xkISmp2g#t=54

>>564770072
Where did you come from? Reddit, 9fag, tumblr...?

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>>564762180
>Slang terms: Leroy jenkems

>>564770506
I usually use like four

>>564758527
Simulates cardiac infarction, so yeah you die

>>564770565
That made me laugh a lot harder than it should have. It's been a loooong day.

>>564758527
thinning out the summerfags i see

>>564755324
Doubt that works. I used to know the codes to change the prices. It only worked on really fucking old machines though, only one in the whole school, I set the sodas to 19.99 each though.

Something I used to do in highschool, grab a wad of paper and shove that bitch as far up the change slot as you can, then get tweezers and push it further up.
No one will be able to reach it, they will think the machine stole their change. Go there during a class and pull it out with tweezers.

Even low populated machines would pull me $3 per period per machine.

>>564755324
Bring the towel into the shower then turn off the water so the heat stays inside the shower

>>564768319
Don't do this, it makes a noose that hangs you

>>564767526
Hey I'm in New Paltz!!!!

>>564755626
I still don't have a smartphone, but as soon as I get one I'll try this

>>564764124
is this legit?

>>564759887
just dont drink blue paint as the color blue produces chemicals in the brain that inhibit sleep

>>564771109
yes

>>564768059
Do not do, it makes nerve gas and will kill everyone within a 8760ft radius.

>>564771536
not sure if i can believe you..

>>564771572
Have tried, just breaks up and/or gets messy as fuck. Easier to just av a wank without all that complicated shit + extra mess made.

This is the most active lifehacks thread.

>>564772424
There was one the other day with more posts that had legitimately useful info. I thought this would be like that. I am disappoint.

why is everyone in this thread trying to kill me with a microwave?

>>564755626
that's the old code, stop tricking people. the new one is 8BWMZS

Cheers

>>564772787
I want on that thread, the folder I have has most of that one guy's stuff.

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>>564757940

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>>564773173
Thanks /b/ro. Was wondering why the other code wasn't working.

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>>564757685
lol

>>564771109

You're not this stupid, right?

>>564758853
>Michael Bay

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>>564773173
>working code
have my babies

>>564773195
You mean went?

I loved it. It was more interesting to read about illegal things instead of microwaves and mustard gas...

>>564773173
my nigga.jpg

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>>564768059
Mustard gas... heh got one kekkle out of me.

>>564774235
Sorry about that misspell

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>>564765467
That's how my dad killed himself

>>564762180
>Euphoric
>tfw bottle is not covered with fedora
Are you even trying?

>>564771052

Highland fag reporting in

>>564774431
A group apology doesn't cut it. Apologize to each poster individually or gtfo.

>>564774584
Its going to happen soon.

>>564770918
You sound like a nigger.

>>564774431
I just wasn't sure what you meant for a second haha

>>564771817
It is. Also can be done with lead-acid car batteries, best to open one of the cell caps, hold a lighter near it, and then use a jumper cable to connect the + and - sides together. The lighter provides just a bit of heat over the top to aid in the rejuvenation.

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>>564773686
Love you man, This helped me make the best cookies ever.

>>564758527
>>564758639

Enjoy heart failure onset by air embolism.

>>564775005

dafuq..

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>>564775203
>Lying nigger thinks he's a good troll.
Dude stop lying i've done it before and nothing bad happend.

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For all you stoners out there.

>>564758271
lmao, very smart, anon. Very smart indeed.

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>>564758271
This is good

>>564762770
Can confirm that this creates a wonderful firebomb that sprays flaming oil all over your house.

>>564758294
ha

>>564774107
>>564773173
So this works?

>>564762053
"lifehacks" is plebbit cancer

>>564776697
Why the fuck would you want her, she's hot until you get to her forest.

>>564771109
It's a wonderful way to start campfires, if that's what you're asking.

>>564773173
>>564773641
>>564774107
>>564776486
>>564774287

Where to you enter the code? Is it after you accept the profile on your smartphone?

>>564777197
It's a referral scam, you can make like $0.5 in 30 minutes

>>564764949
Yeah I tried this to and came very close to passing out

>>564777457
Oh so basically that step to add the code was just a trick from the guy that created the image to get everyone to enter his specific code for more credits just for himself?

>>564760316
See>>564759902

>>564778184
Ah I see. I did see that same pop-op with the referral system but didn't know exactly what has to be done to receive the bonus. But now, all I really care and hope that it's all legit and you can actually redeem the prizes. I already tried downloading and trying out a couple of apps just to get the credits and it worked but I just hope that I will actually get what I want when I want to redeem. Also, if you want, we can exchange codes. I might even create a thread just for this website/app since it might be legit and everyone that's into it could always help each other by referring each other.

>>564772214
Nope, mustard gas.

>>564779389
You can only use one referral code. It is legit, and you can redeem for the prizes, but gawdamn it takes forever without a lot of people who use your code.

>>564780092
Stop lying faggot, this only produces mustard gas when you lick it

>>564780617
Oh that sucks. So you can only use one referral code but it's unlimited to how many people can use your referral code. Yea, I can see that taking awhile but once I earn the bare minimum of the prizes, I'm will test it out and see if I actually receive the points. If so, then I don't mind spending my time to earn the credits. As long there's no limit of the apps you can use to earn the credits and you don't have to wait for a new list to slow you down, then it's still worth it.

>>564762053
info threads were way better because half of them were'nt creative ways to kill yourself

>>564757970
>>564763664
Makes mustard gas

>>564781442
You do have to wait for a new list pretty frequently, in my experience. And sometimes, just sometimes you put in the effort on the app and don't get the points. It's annoying. I have made $5 through paypal using it, so it's not all bad... especially since I am extreme poorfag.

>>564770348
is this legit?

>>564779389

I was thinking the same thing. Give me your referral code and I'll make another account to help you out. Here's mine : B8S66T

>>564783097
No, it's not. Don't remember which gas it makes, but it'll fuck you up and kill you.

>>564766373
Not to mention nitroglycerine is used to make dynamite

>>564783468
Not same anon, but mine is 3JZQ8R and if you do it I will be eternally grateful

>>564783714

I'll gladly help but I already use my referral code, sorry :/ Unless there's a way to make another account on the same device.

>>564783480
thanks man usually i can tell when shits gonna kill me but that seemed like a cool thing to do with my kids, had to make sure obviously

>>564773489
Thanks

>>564785063
If you're intrested in growing crystals, they may still sell the kits for it. Try amazon, just search grow your own crystals or something similar. I bought a few kits like that for myself as a teen because sperglord who loves rocks and crystals.

...shit, now I want to see if they still sell them myself.

>>564785063
aw shit they do. http://www.amazon.com/POOF-Slinky-Scientific-Explorer-Ultimate-13-Activities/dp/B000ESWFA6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1409023441&sr=8-1&keywords=grow+your+own+crystals

mfw none of these newfags can come up with something funny only "durr put in microwave it fix all ur problums lululu bazingo!"

0/10

>>564785904
damn man im gonna order that shit now

>>564768319
is this really a thing? like omg duh i can add one food to another to make more/better food!

top chef fo sure

>>564785904
you see those geodes in the related list? i remember breaking thise open as a kid they were the bomb

durr put in microwave it fix all ur problums lululu bazingo!

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>not posting this
>ishygddt

>>564757760
Using this on myself.
Brb

>>564786803
I still have both cracked and uncracked geodes. If I weren't so fucking aspie I'd be a geologist by now, went to school for it and everything. Can't social enough for classes so flunked out. Self-taught like a motherfucker tho.

>>564758279
wow i got more FPS in DOTA2... used to run it on medium and now im on max settings! THANK!