Broke up gf and she is being annoying Go all out. You know

I love you. Please, lets get back together.

>>564744123
>succubus
kek

I'm going to murder you

>>564744123

I think the only way this will work is if we get married. Tell your father I proposed to you. screenshot this and send it to him

I'm sorry, I've made a huge mistake and I need you back in my life

>>564744570

>>564744123
i lovw you baby

>>564744123
u down 2 clown bby?

Give us a backstory dumbass

Also rolling for "send pic of left knee pls"

faggot nigger

>>564744123
I miss you so much. I'm sorry I left you. Please, love me again!

>>564744123
I'm sorry, my only love is m00t because in a huge faggot

I want you to fuck my ass with a two foot dildo

>>564744123
I could give you the ol' lickaroo

You better fucking prepare yourself, my Watermelon is all lubed up

show tits

>>564744123

look, the real reason I can't be with you anymore is...I have feelings for your father. I've tried to hide it but i just can't.

And be sure to cum inside me too

please baby spunk in my pleasure sack

>>564744123
Let's fuck behind walmart at 6

splish splash I'm taking a bath

>>564744123
I will get with you again, but only if you do me a favor.

Lets get back together

ok

>>564744123

I'm posting our conversation on 4chan.org/b/ and letting strangers decide what to say next

Every hole in your body belongs to me, even the ones that you don't yet know you have... the holes that only manifest in higher dimensions than this threefold one that we inhabit; even those are all mine. Yes, I am a control freak. Do I need to say it again? Obsessive to the point of disorder to find order in this chaos, I roam your bodily cavities each time you whisper my name; or is it a whimper, rather?

lets make a fuk bboy i cn suk a fart out u ass w/ a straw ook>?

dnuhfiewhdjsnjkdfnsjkdhuewhfndujckdfhnudsfefdssdfshudfjkhjed

>>564745216
Winrar

>>564745216
audible kek

OP is a faggot

Can I anal ram you with my baby penis

>>564744824
Relationship has been shit for a long time. I only stayed because she is alone. Her dad passed away a few months ago and her mom does not care really. Besides me she really has nobody. She is a real shitty person, long story short.

>>564745216

deliver!!

>>564745216
>>564745216
>>564745216
>>564745216
lel

>>564744123
let me shove my gentiles inside of you, and I will shove it vigorously for hours and hours and hours, hard from behind and let you get on your knees just before I am finished so that I can cum on you and watch my load drip slowly on your hair while you look at me with a slightly dazed expression. Then eat you out till you cum and start shaking like a roach with freshly sprayed raid.

>>564745216
yesss

>>564744123
if you want my comeback, youll have to scrape it from your dads teeth

Hahahaha faggot. Do it. I win.

>>564745216
WIN

>>564745476
weyyyy!!!
>>564745216
does op deliver?

I want to be together with you again bitch

Yeah, OP will not be delivering...

link her to the thread
Dubs demands it

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>>564745216
</33333 I cri evrtim

Op is kill

>>564745773

Goddammit

fuck me baby

>>564745476
ROLL!

No I'm serious. I thought about it a lot and.. I was a jerk off to you. I'm so sorry.

>>564745765
>off by one
FUCK!!

>>564745773
I'm dead serious. Dead. Serious.

>>564745938
it begins

>>564745938
>>564745938
>>564745938
Oh boy here we go

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>>564745469
Let me shove my gentiles inside you
>my gentiles
>gentiles

But I miss your poontang, we shiggy now.

>>564745773
i cant get the stench of ou rancid pussy out of my head. I need to fill my nostrils with the stink just one last time. please.

>>564745938
FUCKING WINRAR KEK

Ur vag is mad

i wanna fuck you so hard right now

>>564745938
winrar
this is fucking perfect

>>564745938
Fuck YES.

sharpie in pooper

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>>564745469
>let me shove my gentiles inside of you
c:

Gooby pls

>>564745773
No bitch, I serious. Come tickle my swizzle stick.

inb4 we end up getting OP back together with his girlfriend

>>564744123
op wont deliver

>>564745938
keked in ma pantz

>>564745938
OP deliver this

>>564744123
I you let me fuck your ass I might forgive you.

>>564745773
You know you miss my cock in your ass

>>564745938
op better deliver

>>564745773
Jk haha u nasty and I have a side chick

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>>564746043
>>564746146
Opps.

>>564745773
Itty bitty babby

>>564745938
what is taking so long!?

mcdonalds on my pe pe raiden curnel says now

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>>564746125
>>564746108
>>564746068
>>564746037
SASSY BITCH

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>>564746248
>>564746258
>>564746275
I glanced quickly and read these three together as "inb4 op delivers in my pants"...
>mfw

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>>564746043

mfw, rarawl

>>564746563
Double imagary?
What is this new devilery?

>>564746563
I'm gay

>>564746527
op probably talking to her in between gets like a true faggot

>>564746563
>564746563
I'm so sorry for what I did. Please take me back, I regret it so so much babe. I just want to go back to how we were before all this shit. Please.

cant you come over and talk it through tonight?

Yeah I can. I'm gonna find you and murder you you desperate sack of shit

>>564746563
You just have to do one thing for me...

>>564746563
Il fuckin rekt u cunt

>>564746706
Winrar

>>564746750
reroll

no im serious. come to my place and lets talk it over. I think we should start again on a new page.

>>564746563
the reason I was such a dick to you is because I was scared. I've been hurt before and I didn't want it to happen again so I shut you out.. Please forgive me. I love you, sweaty

>>564746563
I'm not going to hurt you. See, you may remember those nights when we laid in bed together and... you know, let's cut to the chase, shall we? You might be asking "why not just use lube?" if I'm going to stick it *there*, but the answer is really simple: lube does its job too well.

pls be 4

>>564746563
Oh, I can hurt you bitch

>>564746874
WINRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>564746750
>>564746874
THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

>>564746563
Alright. I understand. I'm just saying I really feel bad for all of this and I wish there was some way to make it up to ya.

>>564746563

"It's no trick, I promise. I've actually been thinking about it a lot ever since I kissed [insert name of girl she hates] and I realized you're the only one I really truly care about"

Rollin for lels

SIKE BITCH. im fucking Wendy now. she also sucks my dick like a champ.

>>564746563
I'm serious. I still love you.

>>564746874
amazing! lawl

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>>564746750
>>564746874

>>564746874
winrar

>>564746874
>>564746874
>>564746874
>>564746874
Ground Control to Major Lel

>>564746563
illuminati did 911

>>564746563
Kidding you succubus, stop fucking talking to me, you manipulative bitch.You always seemed flirty with the other guys and now it's my turn, so fuck you, I'm done with your bullshit, you lowered my confidence as a person and stole it for yourself. The worst part is I still fucking loved you throughout everything, and you tore me apart. So now I'm on top. Fuck you, do the world a favour and go die for fuck's sake.

>>564746874

THIS

>>564746563
I'm sorry babe. I don't know what I'm thinking. This is all so hard for me to say. The truth is I'm gay.
Always have been, always will be. I literaly dream about cocks every day.

>>564746874
WINRAR

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>>564746874

Sorry babe, I'm an ambitious guy, and you... you're just a small time.

>>564747212
>>564746563
re roll

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>>564746956
Please forgive me. I love you, sweaty
>I love you, sweaty
>sweaty

>>564746563
I could hurt you sexually, but you'd love it too much.

Hurry the shit up bitch ass op nigger faggot

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>>564747505
YES

>>564747425
i can smell that sand nigger from here

>>564744123
Mind giving us her digits? We could help with le bothering.

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Oh you guysssss

>>564747582
>>564747505

server is down, its not OP's fault

I remembered why we got together in the first place. It was magic. You are magic

>>564747681

2 eggy

>>564747745
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>564747745
nah fuck you bitch

>>564747745
Get over here an suck my dick.

>>564747745
I promise i won't do anything to hurt you this time

>>564747745
where are you right now ima come over

>>564747745
What do I have to do to win you back?

>>564747745

Seriously? You trust me? pls respond

can we at least fuck still?

>>564747745
welp my sides are gone

>>564747745
Actually no, fuck you. I never liked you anyway.

>>564747745
you are my favorite slut anyway

>>564747745

Op is getting makeup sex.

Love dem hoes

>>564747745
come over here and lets talk things through <3

I am da niggerest. You know you want me back bitch

>>564747745
can we try anal now please?

>>564747745
OH and I forgot to tell you, I have herpes.

>>564747816
look guys a sand nigger

>>564747745
There is just one thing I need you to do for me...

>>564747745
im sorry, i just love sand niggers like you sooooo much <3

>>564747897
reroll

>>564747863
reroll

>>564747745
only kidding... you have been trolled by le 9gag armi

ask for nudes and send in exchange your poop hole

That wasn't 4th

>>564747783
rolling for this so hard

so we fuckin or what

>>564747936
reroll

>>564747745
Nah, fuck you hoe.

>>564747745
Yes you can join my facebook slut in a threesome. you need to apologize to.

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I lied you desperate cunt lol

Guys, she is stalking my facebook now.

>>564747745
can I come there right now? or are ya busy?

>>564747745
now get over here so I can give you the ol' lickaroo

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>>564747745

>mfw op was not a faggot today

"I promise you won't regret this. I got you something earlier, I know you're going to love it."

>>564747903
reroll

>>564747745
Seriously, it's that easy to win you back? Fuck you, you ugly cuntbag

>>564747745
I love you so much, darling, that there are no words complex enough to express my feelings. You're my little princess, my sweet angel... I could never dream of being with anybody else, not now that I finally grasp how important you are to me.

I may or may not have tested positive for HIV....have you been tested?

>>564748052
>>564748052

winrohr

>>564748052
winrar!

>>564748013
re roll>>564748072

>>564748072
WIN

>>564748072
WINRAR MUTHAFUKA

>>564747745
Your my favorite slut anyway you little sexy shit

>>564748072
WINRAR GOGO OP

So want to hangout and I give you the ol' lickaroo?
pls respond

>>564747745
i mean, i love you! you have always been the one. since the moment i met you, i have loved you.

>>564748052
winrar

>>564747745
LOL JK

>>564747745
I just wanted to say, you should get yourself tested. I wasn't exactly faithful during our relationship.

>>564748072
the legend

>>564748013
This

>>564748121
top kek
congrats faggot

>>564748092
>>564748082
>>564748052

WINRARS EVERYWHERE

>>564748052

win

>>564748052
Are we going with this?
>>564748072
>>564747897
Or this?

>>564747745
When I think back to all those amazing intimate times together, I feel it's worth every ounce of effort to get you back. You've always been the one, my true love.

The last 3 threads I've been in here, were always succesful lol
What happened to OP yesterday who proposed to his GF?


if winrar:

I know, we may have gone off at the wrong foot. but everything we've been through.. I don't want to throw it away. It's too much for me, I don't want you to leave me.. I love you

>>564747745
I missed you so bad, babe. The feel of your body against mine. The way we touched. The way I didn't give a shit what you were saying after we made love, or at any point really. I missed you bringing me sammiches and booze. And most of all, I miss jerking off to your mother's sweet sweet ass.

>>564748052
THIS IS WINRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR dont be a fag OP

Please I beg you, I can change. Promise.

>>564747745
I was jk you fukn whore bag
I already sent your mom your nude photos and i included the one of you giving me a rimjob
that ipod is fukn mine, if you try and take it, don't fucking forget i know where you live and I'm not afraid to g to jail over a cunt like you

>>564747783
Roll for troll

>>564747745
You perfectly know that no one of us could ever forget those wonderfull times we spent together..

I'm just kidding I still hate you.

>>564748165
Rerooll

>>564748121
how do you know?

>>564746563
>>564746562
>>56476564

>>564747783
roll

What's all the other shit she's saying

>>564748052
please this one op

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>>564747745

>>564747903
this

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DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE

>This thread

>>564747745
I love you so much, i could never forget those wonderfull moment we spent together.
Your dad was a dick anyway

>>564748416
reroll for this one

>>564747745
jk fuck you

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winz were had, stop lolling faggots

ohsht someone broke in here I belive

Will you marry me, my love?

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What now /b/ros.

Going slow for me for some reason...

I don't know how to say this to you, but i've had a crush on your mother for some time.

ohfking shit I belive someone is trying to break in here

>>564748958
yeah yeah sure, but since we're getting back together can we please try anal now?

>>564748958
please, lets get this relationship back together <3

>>564748958
really thats the one you go for, fucks sake you cunt

>>564748958
Oh, I'm gonna give you you're shit alright. All over my penis. When I fuck you in the ass.

>>564748958
are we gonna fuck and love eachother for ever?

>>564744123

>>564748958

EYYY BB WAN SUM FUK :)

suck my dick

>>564748958
i'll give you your stuff if you give me a lizard.

>>564748958
Oh, that? I burnt your shit. Sorry babe. We still down to fuck tho, right?

>>564748958
Yeah you can come now actually.

>>564748958
oh you better believe you're gonna come soon honey

Only if you suck my dick

FUCK I SHOT MY TOE

>>564748958
NAO DAWG ! ILL KEEP YOUR SHEET !
DONT TUCH MY BIKE DAWG!
ANSWER YOUR DAD DAWG ! Oh wait

>>564748958
oh you better cum

oh god oh fking god someone Is breaking in

>>564748958
I will get back with you... If we can have a 3some with ur mother..

Babe please do come over, I'm just trying to get you here sooner so I can hug you. I need you, I realized I cant live without you

>>564748958
I already got one. threesome?

>>564748958
You can have your stuff but suck my dick 1st.

>>564749083
>>564749083
reroll

>>564749086
reroll

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>>564749126

reroll

>>564748958
only if its to let me bury my dick in your ass

>>564748958
I have female friends, but I don't want to marry them. Aren't you ever going to trust me?

>>564749104
Re-roll. Only, with the correct spelling. Fuck me

>>564748958
Wrong person lol

Either I way I like those pictures because of my sadness an depravation of not having you by my side

I miss you babe I know we can make this work

>>564749132
reroll

>>564748958
Ima come on you, whore.

>>564748958
I'm all boned up but I gots da fuggin diarrhea

>>564748082
reroll

>>564748958
WHEN I SEE YOU I'M GONNA RAPE YOU. IN THE ASS. AND DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT LIFE.

Long story short, I'm gonna rape your ass so hard, I hope you go into cardiac arrest. And die. You ugly whore.

>>564748958
Come on then bitch. Fight me IRL!

>>564748958
She writes like a fucking twelve year old...your girlfriend isn't twelve, right OP?

>>564748958
FUCK GARY COLEMAN IS DEAD

>>564748958

I'll give you something if you come over. The complete package, wrapped up nice and tight.

>>564749125
wasted your fucking shot

Rolling for "Only if you suck my dick first"

>>564748958
How about you come for a lot more than just that ;)

>>564749275
WINRAR

>>564749275
winnnnnnnnnnnnnnn niggaz

Just shut the fuck up you pushy bitch. Those Facebook sluts give me bigger hard ons than your eggy tits.

>>564749275
winrar

shit we're slowly fucking everything up

>>564748958
>>564748958
OP is your girlfriend black? if not, why does she text like a negress

>>564749083
reroll

>>564748958
No im not giving you your stuff you transparent manipulative succubus, Quit bitching about me liking pictures on facebook soon enough well know how many dicks you can fit in your mouth at once. Fucking cunt

>>564749142
Rerawlin

>>564749275

WINRAR

>>564748958
Ayy lmao bby i was just kiding, u want me 2 come round and berry my dick in your ass sometime ;)

"Imma come soon"

Shes black !!!!

Go all third reich and heil hitler master race 420blazeit

>>564749125
Errrr what, either this wins, in which case GAME OVER or
>>564749275
does

>>564749325
winrar gogo

>>564749224
this

>>564749268
reroll

>>564749275
Awful.
Ruined it you faggot.

>>564749325
WINRAR

SHUT I SHOT MY FINGER

>>564749275
Winrar

>>564749325
>>564749325
winz

>>564749237
rolling

>>564749275
faggot

go with >>564749083

>>564749125
>>564749125
>>564749125
>>564749125
????

Holy shitfuck the pizza delivery just now looked like Whoopi Goldberg

but but. I wonerino :(*

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>>564749275
Well shit.

>>564749302
Do this or anything else OP.
The winrar is total shit

I may or may not have tested positive for HIV...have you been tested?

>>564745796
Winrar 2

>>564749619
failrar?

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Btw, funny because she has had so many boyfriends, maybe more than 15+, some with my friends, and last guy she was with was literally a bum. I kid you not.

>>564744123
what is she doing with her dog?

>>564749848
Shit dude I'm tryin

>>564749848
I am, that's why I'm texting you

OH MY GAWD THE PIZZA DELIVERY JUST NOW LOOKED LIKE WHOOPI GOLDBERG!!!!

>>564749848
I'm trying

wait, there is something i really wanna tell you

>>564749848
Baby you know you miss this dick

I'm literally gonna come over to your house and rape you bitch. Be ready in 5

>>564749848
I am! You're the first on the list though

>>564749848
go kill yourself you autistic landwhale you're a bitch and the only boyfriends youve had other than me were just penises because you're a huge slut so jump off a bridge (because a noose would have to be reaaally strong to hang you) and make the world a better place

>>564749848
Go to your bum, whore

>>564749848
Bitch, I've got once sucking my cock while I'm texting you haha. BTW, blows you out of the water. (Then do that annoying little sunglasses face)

>>564749848
I want you to be my exclusive slut.

>>564749848
you were always at least my #4 slut. #2 when you stopped talking and just kept sucking.

No, I already sold them on Craigslist and another guy is coming to pick it up.

>>564749848
I wanna rape your torso

>>564749848
but we're still getting back together right..? because i really want to try anal

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ayy lmao

meh sluts are classier than you send sum titties

>>564749848
send her lyrics to 'when im gone' or link her to vid

>>564749937
THIS PLEASE

>>564749848
Don't mind if I do, btw your daddy issues are showing, oh wait ...

>>564749848
Speaking of sluts....when I see you next, I'm gonna rape you in the ass. And as you start crying, I'm gonna cum on your face. You fucking whore.

>>564749848
I am disgusting, I want your face as my toiletseat.

>>564749848
I dont want any other slut than you. You are my favourite slut.

>>564750000
QUADS MOTHERFUKER

Also rolling for "U WANT MY PEEN?"

>>564750013
WINRAR

>>564749848
look either you take me back and fuck me asap or I burn all your shit

>>564749937
Re-roll

>>564749972
reroll !

I'm going to fuck you rigth in the pussy

What does your dog do for you that i can't?

>>564749848
I was kidding all along, I would rather bury my dick in an anthill.

>>564749854
We went on vacation and that dense retard did not want to lock the back gate and my dog got out. I have her dog right now because I was walking with it to see if my dog would come out or something.

>>564750000
Quads>3 get

Baby, I got a lotta girlfriends, but you my bottom bitch.

reroll

>>564749885
nah im going to smoke weed instead

That's why I'm texting you, you fucking nigger.

>>564749848
Baby please, let me see that cute asshole of yours one last time :(

>>564749957
this

>>564749848
Sry, drunk as sheeeeeit right now, just miss u so fkinn much babe, i'm soryy I burnt yourr stuff.

(Winrar get.)

>>564749848
How about one last fuck? For old times sake? You can do the thing with your pinky.

>>564750000
This gotta be an autoget with them quads

>>564750013
ummmmmmmmmm winrar i guess

>>564749848
but im already with one

>>564749996
Reroll
>>564750000
Nice quads

>>564749848
Jesus, your standards must be low OP.

>>564749848
I'm disgusting and annoying? How many fucking boyfriends have you had? 15+? and your last boyfriend was literally a fucking bum.. Yeah I'm the disgusting one.

>>564750000
WINRAR for the quads.

>>564749848
I can't help that I watch trans midget porn. I'm seekign help I promise. Please take me back.

>>564749937
THIS

Ignore>>564750013

>>564750000
quads overrule all

Stop being a faggot. I only fucked one nigger. ONE. Why are you always like this? I apologised, can't we just fucking move on?

>>564750000
Dem quads

>>564750013
>>564750013
>>564750013
>>564750013
Aaaaand back on track

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I wan fucj yer ass bb
Win get

i fucked a few of your friends btw, woops, nice chin too bitch.

>>564750163
Winrar of winrars!

>>564750160
Agreed

Only one thing left to say... you look like Whoopi Goldberg while asleep. :|

What's up with the sunglasses? Am i too hot for you?

You've hurt me.. cut me deep. I retaliated because I didn't know what to do.
I just want this to work. I want us to work.
can we just forget this fight and just get over it. I love you, baby

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"Btw, funny because she has had so many boyfriends, maybe more than 15+, some with my friends, and last guy she was with was literally a bum. I kid you not."

>>564750692
smoove at fuck