hey /b/ what conspiracies are real?

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>>564556870
Mathematics

Conspiracy threads should be on /x/ tho

>>564556870
op is a faggot

>>564557213
l0l

>>564557172
Fuck you anything goes here

>>564556870
The illuminerty

http://www.oddee.com/item_99023.aspx

The female orgasm

>Illuminati are real. If not, some
high grade freemason branch is real, their influence on the system as well.
>The modern monetary system is a hoax and based on debt. This is actually true.
>Terrorism is a term made up for global expansion under a false flag.
>Medicine isn't only here to cure, also to destabilisize.
>Famous people dying are for reasons 95% of regular people wouldn't dare to understand.

the great faggot organisation governed by OP

>>564556870
all of them

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>>564556870

>MFW the Nephilim protocols are real documents written by many governments across the planet talking about the real Nephilim aliens

>MFW governments have both combat and diplomatic protocols should they ever return

>One page said
>"We've discovered they're in a nearby star-system near Alpha Centauri, at this time we're unsure of their movements. However, we've come to the realization they have their satellites pointed in our direction. We still don't know why but at this present time we will not engage in communication until they decide to attack. Our notion of them being hostile is based on of them refusing contact via radio telescope. Also it is noted its possible that they're extinct or the planet has been abandoned. Regardless of the fact we do not know what resides in that star system. We do know their satellites are online, as stated above we're unsure of their movements."

>>564556870
some nigger told me bigfoot was just a conspiracy to get unemployed blacks to flee into the woodlands away from population

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This one OP

>>564556870
some of them. most of it is bullshit.

interesting thing though. nobody seems to have figured out that 9/11 was fucking completely intentional as far as regards it's nature as a conspiracy which can not be either proven or disproven.

i mean shit. if you believe the establishment's version of events, then everyone involved in it is already fucking dead. if you believe the truther version of events, then the people that were involved are FUCKING UNTOUCHABLE.

basically, what I'm saying is, from my perspective, the smart thing to do is to just accept that it happened and the people that did it are never going to face anything remotely resembling justice.

it's time to move on bitches. let's deal with shit that we can actually have an effect on the outcome of, you feel me?

also the kennedy assassination. same dealio. shit that gets put out there to distract us from shit that we can effect. let's get smart and focus our efforts on shit that our efforts can influence.

i dunno. i'm fucking drunk as shit right now.

the world is a weird fucking place, but every one of us has literally unlimited potential. realizing our potential is the real fucking war on terror.

we are at war with the terror of understanding how fucking insanely powerful every single one of us is.

and when I say "us" I mean those of use that are actually alive and thinking. not these fucking reactionary meatbots that think of themselves as people but are really just fucking animals that happen to wear clothes and know how to talk, you dig?

it's a fucking mindfuck when you really get down to it.

maybe 1 in 20 are actually something worth considering as people. it's sad, and it's fucked up, but if you want me to believe otherwise, you meatbot niggers are gonna have to prove it by fucking thinking for yourself and not doing fucking stupid shit all of the time.

bleaaarrrrrgh so fufcking drunk fuck it. drunk as shit and still fucking more cognizant of reality. fuck you.

>>564556870

The conspiracy to control your thoughts and emotions through ancient mythology is real. There really is no god and afterlife.

inb4 *tipsfedora

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Jupiter reporting in (from yesterday's thread).

>>564559493
">Famous people dying are for reasons 95% of regular people wouldn't dare to understand."

Care to elaborate? Sounds like an interesting story (disregarding validity).

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My body is ready.

>>564561701
>There really is no god and afterlife.

yeah, unless we fucking build one. oh shit you didn't fucking think about that shit did ya?

yeah i'm doing it. fucking deal with it atheist fag. a fucking god that is basically a smarter version of me.

hahahahhaa that sounds like i'm trying to threaten you but you have no idea how fucking awesome and badass i am so there's really nothing to worry about. i am non-judgemental to a terrifying degree. everyone is going to fuck heaven. accept it and enjoy it, bitch.

fuckin' i already did it in the future! that shit has already going to have happened!

we are immortal niggers! magick is right there. you can use it now. you just have to choose to stop being stupid assholes all the time.

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>>564559493

>>564560231
Holy shit that sounds super official. I'm scurred.

>>564561705
Since famous people have some qualities (this is really objective for that matter) that are able to attract a broad mass of people, higher classed people want to take use of this since it brings profit. This is also called the Hollywood Memorandum. It is obvious that every talent will equal money sooner or later. But there is a big difference between just very talented and getting filthy rich and being introduced to what's going on behind the scenes. Not sure if I can go on.

There is a a very good chance that the Toronto Protocols are based on actual meetings. Google that shit, Holmes.

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>>564560231

Got a source?

I'm curious.

>>564562941
This is pretty much exactly why Hollywood was created and perfected by Jews (and is still run by Jews).

>>564556870
jews is control everything

>>564562261

whatchya makin it out of? beer cans and empty whiskey bottles?

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>>564563175
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT! WHO TOLD YOU!

>>564562740
>>564563037

I think its on hidden wiki or something. Some anon posted all the deep web shit about certain /x/ conspiracies and that one turned out to be true. Because it had U.N signatures and key people from NASA

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>>564556870
Aliens are real.

>>564563175

>wahhh hollywood was created by jews and is controlled by jews

boo fuckety hoo. jews are smart. they get power and money and shit. they should have power and money and shit, because they are fucking smart. that's how the fucking world works motherfucker. smart people get shit and control shit. you think fucking stupid people should be setting the agenda? fuck you faggot, you are probably stupid yourself.

you can't even fucking be a truly good person without being smart you dumb fuck!

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>>564562941

One thing must be noted before we even delve into the idea of talent - or skill - when talking about fame:

Famous people are at times created, not just "found". This is evident in a lot of mainstream pop related million dollar business'. Think of the top-of-the-pop music.

This also carries advertising, wealth, influence, media attention and of course public relations, and public opinion control.

>>564563483
Hell, it might be true, but that write up is fucking terrible.

>>564563175
Exactly. But it is way more complicated, there is like a philosophical background to it. If you're interested in this type of thing, I recommend checking out 'Vigilant Citizen'

>>564563802
Calm your jets, sweetheart. In no part of my post did I say I was complaining about it. You have some issues you need to work through.

>>564564006
Are you going to start explaining Monarch conditioning and beta kittens? We all saw Eyes Wide Shut, brother. Give me new information.

>>564563835
Yes of course, but it's really a thin line between the act of creation and 'taking advantage of something existing'. The last one is even harder because these people need to be explicitly introduced to the doctrine which is intellectually very hard to understand to begin with.

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>>564563541

>>564564337
These are like the pillars of creation if you allow me to use the metaphor. Many people think these could be simple marketing tools. It starts to become scary when you realize that they ACTUALLY are - but they backfire.

>>564564337
Everyone should watch Eyes Wide Shut.

>>564565197
I'll say they backfire. Remember Elisa Lam?

>>564565607
On this, we agree. Even if they don't get it, it's still good to ingest it so that your subconscious can mull it over.

>>564561627

Meatbot

hahaha

>>564565898
It's really funny and bizarelly ironic that they said it's his worst film. They might be able to understand it, but I'm not sure, most people only notice the unsettling atmosphere but not the reason it is so gloomy. To your other question: what do you think really happened?

>>564556870
Denver airport apocalypse bunker

>>564561627
if you say to just acknowledge that it happened, and say that those responsible will never from to justice, then they will continue to do it because even the people who know they did it refuse to do anything about it.

>>564564084
>You have some issues you need to work through.

Do I!??!!? Do I really have "some issues I need to work through?" or might I just be drunk?

spoiler alert: I'm just fucking drunk.

I am actually really drunk. I can barely keep both of my eyes pointed at the same shit.

>what's your point, asshole?

I DON'T HAVE A POINT, NIGGER! I AM POSTING ON /b/! IF YOU NEEDED TO HAVE A POINT TO POST ON A THREAD ON /b/ there woud be no posts here at all you faggit,

>>564566675
> To your other question: what do you think really happened?

Regarding Elisa Lam? Conditioning gone wrong. She escaped during a session, likely pumped full of drugs. These guys don't bat an eyelash when it comes to killing people though. It's just weird that she was actually found.

>>564567702
Hahah, I now respect you and your alcohol greatly. No hard feelings, bro.

>>564556870
the jews killed jesus

>>564567756
I don't know how official these infos are
but it's said that she was sober. Mind
Control gone right if you ask me.

Belgium is a lie

>>564567037
>then they will continue to do it because even the people who know they did it refuse to do anything about it

well they will continue to do it. how is this even in question in your mind?

i'm just saying that this whole thing about rubbing it in our faces is an interesting proposition but logically it doesn't make a lot of sense from a strategic perspective.

they do shit that looks like they are rubbing it in our faces, because it makes them APPEAR to be more powerful and in control than they actually are.

>even the people who know they did it refuse to do anything about it.

well yeah, but this is actually a good thing. if you are powerless and you recognize that you are powerless, the smart thing to do is to behave accordingly, but also to try, in a completely unrelated fashion, to accumulate the power for yourself that would allow you to deal with this shit.

we can't win the game playing by their rules.

so we change the game that we are playing, dig?

>>564567702
This niggah. Can't stop laughing. What are you drinking mate? I'm just about to go to work, wish I had a bottle of wine though.

>>564568698
It doesn't work like this.

>>564567954

right on, I love you man. no, seriously i love you like a brother. AAAARRRGGHHH.

hahahahahahahaha\

pffffttttlbbbbthpbbbbll..

>>564568895

how exactly the fuck not, does it not work exactly like fucking that, pray tell?

>>564568210
Maybe. The elevator video (if you havn't seen it, it's on YouTube) is pretty effing strange.

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>>564556870

This one, Search on Andrew D. Basiago

>>564569124
There is an economic term similar to "glass human" - like completely see-through. It's not possible to change ANY rules of the game. It's the game itself that needs to be shut down. I'm not trying to be edgy, but that was originally Anonymous's spirit. But the system is already too far ahead; doctrines like mindsets of Assange etc are 30 years too late, I fear.

>>564567702
>>564568941
only a drunk 12 year old would behave like this, you clearly can't handle your liquor son.

>>564569438
Haven't seen it yet tbh, just seen the thunbnail which looks scary already. I guess that's what happens when ordinary people try to dig too deep. Stuff like this really shows me that it's all fun and games exploring all this conspiracy material, but there's clearly a border.

>>564568698
I follow, the for daily dose of enlightenment anon.

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>>564570579
What is the elavator video? Also hello mr NSA man I see your fag ass van outside

>>564570819
It's the security footage from the elevator that Elisa Lam was in the night she died. It's only mildly creepy for a while, but at one pint she starts doing this really weird shit with her hands.

>>564570020
I disagree. This fucking grand chessboard shit is not factoring in the actions of the millions of legitimately intelligent, well informed niggers out there walking around.

I mean, I personally fucked up three GOP operations over the last two elections in the US that had a slim potentiality of throwing the election to the Republicans.

Yes, that sounds grandoise, but that don't make that shit any less true.

the simple fact of the matter is that the paradigm of top-down control by elites doesn't factor in the intrinsically reality obscuring factor of the fact that people don't want to give the people that signs their paychecks bad news, and thus, the heirarchical system is fucking stumbling around blind, and sooner or later is gonna pull a fuckin' humpty dumpty.

i mean, Lincoln didn't go far enough.

You can fool all of the people some of the time?

Hell no, nigger.

Some of the people can not be fuckin' ever fooled.

Not for a fuckin' heartbeat.

>>564570819
Try to use google, I can't link anything since I'm on my phone. It's a short video
which becomes really scary when you read into the background story.

>>564570420

Fuck off faggit I'm having fun.

You should try it sometime, in a way that doesn't involve you fucking a lubed up stuffed my little pony.

Faggot!

>>564571508
Searching now, honestly getting too far into conspiracy shit makes me a little paranoid so I try not to get too deep

>>564571627
lol stay mad

>>564571425
You might be damn heartwarmingly right, Anon, I do understand that a lot of Anons here are able to comprehend the complexity of our world today and are pretty smart, that's why Cicada tried to recruit here as well.
But as long as not every single human being outside of the web has their third eye opened, change will be a mere
thought.

>>564571425
You are absolutely right, but you dint need to fool everyone. Hell, you dint even need to fool the majority.

>>564572158

MORTHWEDFUXKOR I AIN'T MAD! I AM ALKWAYS ANGRY BRUCE BANNER FUCKING DOT GIF FROM THE AVENGERS CUYNT,.

>>564556870
none of them.

/thread

>>564571967
It only makes paranoid if there's the chance that it might be imaginitive stories puzzling the mind. The video on the other hand is legitimate though.

>>564572452
>/threading your own post
i'd facepalm if i wasn't on my friends computer with no reaction images.

>>564556870
I'm sure there's a world elite. A few people with so much power wouldn't ban together to keep it is fucking ridiculous.

So guys when is WW3 happening and will there be zombies?

>>564556870
watergate

>>564572718
Well even if you don't look at as a big conspiracy thing, the Elisa Lam story is still an interesting murder mystery.

>>564572865
Lurk our previous posts, Anon. Might catch your interest.

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>>564556870
all of them

/thread

>>564572301
>But as long as not every single human being outside of the web has their third eye opened, change will be a mere thought.

Nah. This shit is all about thresholds. As long as there is that last little fucking indigestible 1% screaming about the shit these fuckers are trying to pull, they can never win.

Well, in my opinion, anyways. But no matter how drunk or belligerent I am, that doesn't change the fact that I spend a fuckton of effort making sure that my opinion and reality are at the least withing fuckin' shouting distance of each other, you dig?

Pokemon

>>564572718
Eh I mean more along the lines of government conspiracy and the NSA. Don't like knowing that someone's monitoring me, but I guess their doing that to everyone anyway. Not to sound like I'm sitting around with tin foil on my head or anything

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>>564557172
/x/ = supernatural
>idiot nigger

>>564573105
I wholeheartedly agree with you, but I really recommend you reading Orwell's 1984 in English - it has a good insight on the 1%.

>>564573082
Absolutely - this case is hardly an ordinary death case though.

>>564557019
>.gif

nope, not clicking

>>564573537
>but I really recommend you reading Orwell's 1984 in English

already read it. long ago. understood exactly what it was saying. fuck. that book is why I am fucking like this, to a significant degree.

literally one of the five most important books ever published. fucking made the elites agenda instantly a million times more difficult to accomplish.

>>564573537
Care to tldr

>>564573480
Don't orientate yourself too much on their monitoring activities, they rarely
do this. The tasks include many more things with much higher priorities like global data summary and profiling.

>>564556870

The only one I know is genuinely true is the neo-con / tort reform one.

Bunch of republican lobbyists take money from corporations to convince the general public that tort reform was a good thing.

They paid for republican judges' campaigns, massive advertising.

It's the reason why even now people still say something like:

>"hurr durr anyone can get rich, all they have to do is spill coffee on themselves"

In reality, that old doll had a legit case and because of people like Rush Limbaugh, there's a limit to the punitive damages corporations pay, and they can appeal to have said damages lowered without a jury present (this is where the republican judges come in).

Any conspiracy theory that shows up on alex jones or any youtube video/ crackpot website, is bullshit.

>>564556870
holocaust

Theres really only one conspiracy the central banks around the world own the media and just like running an ad they own the politicians .. people are just retards to think they are going to get ssomething free or whatever

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>>564563802
Grammatically speaking you sound retarded. Where does that leave you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDuqZbjxB_E

How could you even defend this, proof right here. Aliens are working with governments around the world

>>564574016
Orwell's 1984 and
Huxley's Brave New World alongside
some of H.G.Wells's books are a must if it comes to deconstruct the present. I don't want to sound like an edgy faggot
but Palahniuks (not sure about the pronunciation) Fight Club has also alot of true depictions.

>>564574308
Smart dust and hidden cameras in big citys rustle me jimmies a bit. While we're at it where do you get your news from? Honestly I watch cnn with a grain of sand and get on vice and aljazeera

>>564574961

ppl say the same shit about Ayn Rand, doesn't make them right, in fact 99% of Rand is bullshit or stuff taken directly from someone elses work.

>>564575032
I really enjoy Vice, but most infos I pick up in the deep web

>>564575590
I never mentioned Ayn Rand as far as I know, Anon.

>>564575032
Infowars lol but after everyone s awake now what?

>>564574871
i would hav to assume that dude turned up dead the next day due to apparent natural causes

>>564576182
Revolution I guess.

>>564574865
>Grammatically speaking you sound retarded. Where does that leave you?

Grammatically speaking I sound retarded because I'm fucking drunk.

What's your excuse, faggot?

>>564576182
>Infowars
Many wrong infos there, mainly propaganda.

>>564569771
just a huge fiasco
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Andrew_Basiago

>>564576436
Nothing will happen. I'm really curious how many people currently are lurking this thread.

>>564576046

Are you new to how conversations work?

>>564574961
>Palahniuks (not sure about the pronunciation) Fight Club has also alot of true depictions

yes very much so. not that I have actually gotten around to reading the fucking book, but while I am fucking loaded to gills right now, that doesn't in any way mean that while sober I am not completely capable of osmotically absorbing the metatextual and thematic implications of a writers oeuvre.

>>564576545
Yeah like what?

Atleast if they start loading up the fema camps we can organize. .

>>564576914
Not at all, but I can see you trying to question literature which consists of pure fiction.

>>564575673

personally I think that it's been fairly well established on the grapevine that there are multiple reasons to consider Vice's journalistic integrity to be severely compromised.

>>564577248
oh really, well why don't you explain to me why they said never?

I don't think freemason or other mystic societies really control the world, even though conspiracies can be real, there's no reason they shouldn't but shitz like chemtrails and this bulshit aint real conspiracies or if they are, they're only meant to make you crazy and paranoid...

Anunnaki bioengineered humans and kikes did 9/11.

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>>564577335
I like their behind the scenes stuff but some articles are really opinionated. They do great documentary also albeit a little sensationalistishy

>>564576545

I would say that infowars acts as a sort of emotional pressure release valve to keep the bulk of questioning people in check. you go there, and Alex Jones gets you all whipped up into a frenzy with his shenanigans, and then you exhaust your standard human capacity to be outraged, and you also, on some level, feel like you fuckin' did something, by getting outraged, and really you just blew off some steam, and took some of the pressure out of the pressure cooker that if it blew up would lead to a revolution.

>>564557172
Fuck off faggot. Anything except mlp belongs on /b/. An hero.

>>564577008
Hard to explain what the difference is.
Mostly depends on the journalism. Many infos got falsified since they got treated way too subjectively. Try to compare the content of different sites and you see why. Also, don't trust anyone who's publishing any info on these topics while not being anonymously.

>>564577747

Yes, but keep in mind that you do have to establish some level of credibility to be able to leverage that credibility in service of the status quo.

>>564577832
Agreed. I think he working with military so they don't blow Obama s head off

>>564577512
I can't really follow you Anon, try to explain.

>>564577905
I read the news for half ass for entertainment, you can never guess whats gonna happen next. Ha I guess im the problem

>>564578229

oh sry, I thought we were saying random shit to each other.

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>>564574016
Coincidentally, I'm reading it again right now, because Penguin released a totally bad ass cover for it and I'm a sucker for that shit.

>>564577335
That's because it comes with it hipsterish and investigative touch, they never cover conspiracies etc but they're edgy faggots

>>564577747

Look at MSNBC for example. They have been fucking working hard at looking like they are a progressive outfit, but the fact is that their owners are just fucking more of the same elite controllers. They put out Rachel Maddow raging against the conservative movement, but she never really gets deep into shit like someone like an Abby Martin or even a Cenk Uygur for that matter.

>>564575590
Yeah, IDIOTS say the same stuff about Ayn Rand.

>>564578397
>The bait is strong with this one

>>564578224

I have thought a lot about this and I do think that Alex Jones is controlled opposition, but I don't think that he is in the tank, per se. I think that he is being used to serve a purpose, but I think that this is in an unwitting fashion.

>>564578606
Media is cia working for the bank that we do know

>>564577335
They ran a story about my city recently that was FULL or errors, so I respect them a lot less now.

>>564578854
He is a tool

>>564556870
Haarp machines maybe

uhhh...... Reptilians?

ermm.... Atlantis/Eldorado

hmm... Jet streams?

Pokemon and gundams are both based on real life underground japanese experiments

Same with the clone wars.

>>564578854
The thing is it's all public anyway and after 911 every body would have this information to share anyway that's how I feel

>>564579040

I don't know if I would go that far, a fat paycheck and peer pressure are usually enough to get the job done, re: keeping bitches on the same page.

aids was created by alien robots, to distract the human race from noticing them stealing energy.

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>>564556870

9/11 was an inside job.

What was it about

>>564579550

nigga the aliens ain't here for our energy.

they are here for our porn.

we are perverse on a fucking galactic scale.

Hitler did nothing wrong

Human are artificial being placed on earth so they'll become slaves for the cats.
With humanity to take care of them, they won't need to evolve and will never wipe all other lifeforms in the milky way.
That's what append to our creators home world.

By the way, we've been designed with flaws in our perceptions of space and time so we'll never leave earth

We are here.
We are always here.
http://www.illuminatiofficial.org
Your are being watched.

The problem with most conspiracy theorists is that they believe in too,many of them. Pick one or two things you think might be fucked in our world, stay calm and logical, and people might actually listen to you. If you think you know who killed JFK, you can't also believe in Reptilians.

>>564579732
But the planes were outside, you spastic

>>564580073

Motherfucker he invaded Russia in fucking winter. I don't give a shit about what you think about international Jewry, that shit is fucking pants on head retarded.

>>564580198
>Your are being watched.

i would be scared by this if there was fucking thing fucking one you faggots could do to slow my roll, Cheeto.

>>564580203
But that's the fault of the people (using ad hominem?)

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>>564580203
The Papacy killed their boy JFK, they like calling the Queen a reptilian for the Reformation, its a bit childish really but never forgive, never forget.

Conspiracy plays such a huge part of history, fills most law books, it should be taught in grade school but like the monetary system it usually isn't unless you specialize.

>>564580436
Well they were only outside until they went through the windows of the buildings.

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>>564580436

Until they went into the towers

>>564580879
8/10 for your pic alone.

>>564561627
This dude gets it.
We need to mobilize motherfuckers.

>>564580198
>Your are being watched.

Also there's that whole "saying Your when you should say You" thing that implies that you are a stupid, not fucking checking what you wrote before you hit post, dipshit motherfucker.

So, yeah. Suck my balls, illuminatifag. I am fucking at one with the universe. Y'ALL NIGGERS AIN'T GOT NOTHING YOU CAN FUCKING TOUCH ME WITH. YOU RUN THE WORLD LIKE I FUCKING RUN THE NFL. AS IN, FUCKING NOT AT ALL OTHER THAN A DELUSIONAL FASHION.

THIS WORLD IS MINE, BITCH! I RUN THIS SHIT! THE ONLY REASON I'M NOT ON ALL YOUR MONEY RIGHT NOW IS BECAUSE I FUCKING PREFER BEATING OFF TO TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!

WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

>>564578854
Alex Jones may be working for stratfor too I heard, his server sits like right there. Maybe he's like a higher up tech guy

>>564581383

LOOKS LIKE YOU PICKED A BAD TIME TO THROW YOUR SUPPORT MY WAY, DON'T IT?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

so drunk.

brb need coffee.

>>564581480
We run the NFL. We control it. We control you.

>>564579550
they only steal our lightning juice.
but we don't use that anyway.
WHY THE FUCK DON'T WE USE THAT ANYWAY?

>>564581656

Well that came out on r/conspiracy and it got debunked in like half an hour. there is an Alex Jones at stratfor from what we were able to surmise, but it's not the same Alex Jones, and also, I don't think that infowars Alex Jones has much in the way of web admin skills, which is a fact that came out at as part of the so called "revelation" that there was an Alex Jones working at stratfor.

>>564579550
aids was man made and they shot down MH17 to cover up the cure

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:Ctw9s1RTFnQJ:www.agoracosmopolitan.com/home/Frontpage/2008/03/29/02309.html+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

http://www.smh.com.au/national/mh17-victim-joep-lange-was-an-aids-expert-who-could-change-the-course-of-epidemics-20140719-zuhoa.html

>>564564337
>>564565607
I fancy myself to be pretty well versed in the whole conspiracy but know nothing of Eyes Wide Shut.
What's the relevance of it?

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>>564582601

>>564566895
Tip of the iceberg, but absolutely true.
There's also a conspiracy regarding tunnels under Central Park.

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>>564560759

>>564581780

Girl, why can't you see you're the
Only one for me and it just
Tears my ass apart to know that
YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAAAAAAAME!

suck it.

>>564573968
Only 15 KB. You're safe.

>>564583187
It's Kubricks last movie before he died. Watch it and you will see why it was his last one. For real. And it's a really good movie cinematographically as well.

>>564579732
Fucking this. You really expect me to believe sand niggers can fly planes? And that they learn this skill in the fucking dessert?

>>564584161
Wasn't Kubrick like CIA or something? Or his brother?

>>564556870
Well...
- Masons are a religious group
- Catholics are a religious group
- Jews are a religious group

Religion is a way of social grouping that is good because it can connect people with similar ways of thinking. Catholic church had been known to be behind several conspiracies itself. Jews are guilty of that as well.

Why can't masons be too?

Now consider the following, do you KNOW what masons believe in? Yep, you guessed it, the same New Age crap that is diluted in 90% of the conspiracy documentaries.

>>564583187
First movie in which Tom Cruise portraits the little man he really is.

Watch it, its nothing new, but puts weird stories and things in perspective with reality.

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Operation Northwoods... Which shows that since the government had tried to launch a false flag before, then why not 9/11 too? The nsa is somthing conspiracy theorists believed for years, and was revently confirmed. Also snowden confirmed isis came from the cia just like al queda.

>>564584613
I don't know that much about Kubrick aside from his movies. He tried to depict the masonic-satanic rituals and the empowerment from spiritualistic empowerment in inner circles. He paid the price.

>>564583187

Well, some people are of the opinion that it is a sort of illustration of the underlying ethos of the elite, as well as an illustration of the tactics that are utilized by the elite when they are trying to get someone to join them.

Personally, I think it's a little on the paranoid side to read that much into it, but I think that this may be true to a certain extent.

But then I like to play it safe, philosophically speaking. Never ascribe to a conspiracy what can easily be explained by someone just putting their own opinions out there, I guess.

>>564581707
Or the best time?

>>564584439
Jews can remote control planes..

>>564585027

Well, Operation Northwoods really only showed that some dude can make an outlandish proposition that gets fucking instantly shot down and destroys the career of the dipshit that suggested it.

>>564585139

I like the cut of your jib, Chief.

>>564585034
I'm gonna have to torrent it and give it a watch.
I doubt it's a highly exaggerated depiction of the elite but I tend to buy into some or the more radical ideas that are out there.

>>564580578
It was summer when he invaded. The retarded bit is he didn't tell his boys to bring a coat for later on.

>>564585034
It is EXACTLY about this illustration, that's what even the movie title implies. In the beginning their eyes are "wide shut", seemingly knowing about everything while they're actually blinded by what's going on. In the end they opened their third eye. It's interesting that Tom Cruise in fact plays himself in this movie.

>>564585265
the system doesn't work like that though. They are robbing everybody, poisoning them and getting away with it lol

>>564585520

While you are at it, you should check out Room 237 just for shits and giggles.

>>564556870
The Rocket Fellows

>>564585724
Seconded

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THE NIGGERVERSE

>>564585618
>It was summer when he invaded

this is a very fair point and completely destroys my argument, but nonetheless, I think that it is not up for debate that there is no good time to fucking invade russia.

Here's fun /b/ros. Can anyone name a conspiracy theory that got conclusively proven after the fact?

>>564583187
Another anon put it well, but basically Kubrick was showing us that there are two societies. The one we live in, and the one the secret elite live in. There is an amazing essay on it out there on the web (I'll look for it for you). The use of coloured lights, the references to rainbows... It's pretty great.

>>564586284
atomic bomb

>>564585432
And I yours.
It's so true though. People need to start thinking and cease being meatbots.
Little old me doesn't have nearly the influence necessary to get anybody's attention.
Hell, my own family is pretty open so some conspiracy but don't see it on the level I do.
All the while my little sister is one of billions in a generation infatuated with the VMA's and all the stupid TV shows and it physically makes me nauseous knowing that no one gives a shit about what's really happening.

>>564586038
did you find he elevator video? i couldnt find it on youtube

>>564586063
No. I agree. Invading Russia is utter stupidity. Unless you are also russian

>>564586404
Elaborate...

I have a question for you Anons. I mean I love depicting these theories and reading different scenarios out of it. But imagine if just a percent of the bigger theories are actually true plus the already confirmed ones like NSA, NineII etc - why the fuck is someone planning and doing this? What is the final target? What is the motivation? It can't be economic reasons and modern slavery only. Like, what is the deeper meaning? Is the devil real?

>>564586396
>the references to rainbows

I am assuming that this is in reference to Monarch programming, and their purported use of the film The Wizard of Oz as part of their programming methodology.

>>564583407
Central. Park? That's cool.

>>564585724
>>564586038
Will do. That'll be next on the list for sure.
Anything else even semi-relevant is appreciated.

>>564586417
i don't want to offend you man, but its your responsibility to keep your little sister safe, don't let her fry her brains. Don't be prohibitive though,let her watch if she wants, but take her out of that world just doing things with her that you think are cool or creative, don't leave her to be raised by tv or a computer.

>>564586646
its the fucking aliens toying with us for entertainment
why the fuck don't people realize this yet?

>>564586420
Go to Vigilant Citizen and search for Elisa Lam, you should find it there

>>564586396
If you manage to find it I'll definitely read it after watching the movie. I plan on doing some digging myself.
That Kubrick died after releasing it makes it even more interesting, no coincidence for sure.

>>564586686
You are correct. Let's be fair though, Kubrick may not have actually believed this stuff. He may have just been using the theories to create really cool subtext. Anyway, this essay is a great read, with lots of stills from the film: http://vigilantcitizen.com/moviesandtv/the-hidden-and-not-so-hidden-messages-in-stanley-kubriks-eyes-wide-shut-pt-i/

>>564586646

The final goal is elimination of 90% of the population, and the reduction of 90% of the remaining population to slave status in service of the elite, and the reorientation of global efforting towards the creation and sustaining of a permanent, technocratic oligarchy, where the slave population will be engineered using genetic technology to create a stronger, more loyal type of human who is obedient on a genetic level.

>>564586646
Conspiracy theories exist because people want to feel superior to others. Conspiracy theorists love the thrill of "knowing" something that no one else, or very few people, know. They love the idea that they are smarter and more perceptive of their surroundings than others.
>tl;dr, conspiracy theorists are essentially the same as those people who brag about their IQs to anons on the internet to feel less beta.

>>564587212
>Vigilant Citizen

Vigilant Citizen, at best, was paranoid and reading too much shit into music videos, and at worst is full blown paranoid schizophrenic.

>>564586780
Room 237 is fun, but for the life of me I wish I could remember the better version I watched on YouTube a few years ago. It wasn't as slick, but it had way more theories about The Shining and was a blast to watch.

>>564556870
James Foley

>>564586628
It may be utter bullshit, but here i go:

Well, the people who made it did it in the most absolute of secrets. No one except people in the same field of physics would have believed that an atomic bomb existed or could exist until the US showed it, and even if they believed, they didn't have any reason to believe that governments were actively looking for it unless they had inside info, why? because if they are open about the bomb then the enemy can hear about it, so they obviously weren't.

So, until the bomb exploded, it was as far fetched as saying that the Army has a time traveling machine.

>>564587231
Found it bro. Watch the movie, read this, then maybe watch it again. http://vigilantcitizen.com/moviesandtv/the-hidden-and-not-so-hidden-messages-in-stanley-kubriks-eyes-wide-shut-pt-i/

>>564586646
666 for it is a human number. Jesus was just a guy. Muhammad was just a guy. Bible was just a book. We are all Gods and creators. We are blind only seeing electromagnetic radiation from outer space reflecting into our eyes. It is all true. The paper money has been a scam and everybody knew it sense it was created in China and Marco Polo brought the idea over to England? It was used to keep negros working on the fields.

>>564587876

>gonna just say two words and then drop the mic and walk away like a badass

MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, DUMBASS.

>>564587514
...And let's be honest... it's a hell of an impressive goal.

>>564586646
"If you stop you loose"

>>564556870
Reagan is the Devil.

>>564587523
You could've stated this very opinion 30
years ago and I would've said: yes Anon, you're 100% right. But it's 2014. Somethings not right. Open your mind. Somethings is really going fucking wrong.

>>564587763
True, but once in a while they have a gem.

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>>564556870
Conspiracy's aren't real. That's why they're conspiracies. Humans have pattern seeking minds that make connections that aren't there because we enjoy it.

>>564587514
Just like microchips, It's all about pimping you. They are trying to shake us off them like a dirty hooker

>>564588524
Watergate.

>>564587523
>>564588524

You people should seriously stop getting your culture through tv, you still don't get that tv works with extreme situations?

>>564587763
VG is legit. How long will it take what you stated?

>>564587124
None taken. I definitely have a decent amount of influence on her.
There are worse big brothers out there. I just don't know how to start reversing the propaganda that has invaded our culture without seeming like a nutjob radical even to my own family.
That's part of what the powers at be have done, they've made so many fucked up things "normal" and getting back to real state of being human as a society now is such an arduous process, I don't know where to start.
I wake up everyday trying to solve this very problem and I haven't got a clue where to begin.
I think we might be already doomed as a whole but I'm a stubborn bastard.

Masons are not a religious group. You must believe in a higher power to be allowed to join. That's where religion starts and ends with the masons. All religions are welcome.

Btw go to youtube and type in: capital steeze - you are not a robot
He died soon after. Tell me what you think of it.

>>564587985
That's exactly what I was planning on doing, thank you very much anon.
I love it when I come across more pieces of the puzzle.

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>>564588524

Trololololololololololol

>>564588194

It's an interesting goal, but unworkable. The problem with the people that are pushing it is that they are control freaks, and they want to decide how everyone lives their lives, but the world is too fucking complex for anything like that to be sustainable in the long term. I am a very smart motherfucker and I have no fucking clue what I should have for lunch tomorrow. These niggers want power that they don't have the capacity to use effectively, and goals that, if they are exposed and connected to them provably, will get them dragged into the street and hung from a streetlight.

That's why I do what I do. I just come up with interesting potential ideas and I seed them out there.

I think that we need, as a species, a set of common goals, and a set of ethical values that we can all agree to. The only trick is getting that shit out there in a way that people see the value of it and advocate for it themselves.

I mean, I've had a lot of luck with pushing the Guaranteed Minimum Income meme, but that one was pretty easy, because it's hard to see how obvious it's utility is for anyone with some level of intelligence.

>>564589109
Nobody ever said Masons are
Religious.
Lurk more.
We know what we talk about.

>>564588161
Most people do, you fucking imbecile.

>>564589303
(free the robots)
Great song, Anon

>>564589109
There was actually a good Freemason thread happening like 10 minutes ago on /b/.

>>564589697
no there wasn't

>>564588910
>VG is legit.

He very likely believes what he is putting out there, but some of the shit that he is bashing is actually prosocial stuff that is being put out there by the Invisible College.

His problem is that he assumes that anything that is put out there in a subliminal way is, by definition, of ill intent.

>>564588386
The things that are going wrong aren't in the realm of conspiracies. The energy crisis isn't being caused by magical alien reptiles, it's caused because we're using too much fossil fuels, etc. Global warming is caused by rising greenhouse gases as well as natural cycles in earth. The problems today aren't caused by fairytales like secret ancient alien cults, they're caused by asshole politicians, fanatics, human mistakes, and natural phenomena.

>>564589305
Enjoy, anon.

>>564587514

except thats all bullshit

>>564589546
Sorry Dude long not listened didnt mean to disrespect steez (rip) or pro era #47 btw all of you anons should read into indigoism

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do you really believe this or just stupid?

>>564589512
>Nobody ever said Masons are
Religious.

>>564584734
>- Masons are a religious group

>>564589825
Yes but that's because he wants profit. His mindset is right though.

>>564589969

It's bullshit that they can pull it off, but as for there being some elites that want that shit to happen, it is not bullshit.

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Just keep paying your taxes.

I've had this slogan for a while, "The Illuminati made me do it."

Sometimes I mean it in jest, other times not so much, it all depends on the context of the situation.
I've recently had the idea of trying to market it, not so much for profit but as a sort of Illuminati awareness slogan to start conversations or something.
I just don't think it would be taken seriously enough for it to work and it would just end up another stupid t-shirt or something with no real meaning or purpose as the wrong people would merely trivialize it into a silly joke.

The New World Order is just about making money.

>>564590340

I don't think it's about profit with him, and I am giving him a lot of credit with that opinion.

That being said, I don't think that anyone that is acting in this arena with profit as a significant factor could be said to have a correct mindset.

>>564589410
you sound a lot like a friend of mine, where you from if I may ask

Filthy jews invented fiat currency and banking and still control it till this day.
They have fooled "christians" in the US into thinking that they should support israel even though the jews murdered jesus and oppress the fuck out of christians in the middle east where they are out of sight.

>>564590084
Didn't see the post, need to luwk moar. Considering freemasonry to be intellectually way more demanding than religion since it needs true enlightenment and not just belief,
Masonry has occult ways of expressing its doctrine.

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there is no such thing as a conspiracy people!

ignore this post.

oh look!. .is that the new iPhone..

>>564589410
You can kill a lot of people by making them dependent. What would happen if the internet goes down or some censorship ownership law gets passed.. food poisoned bio weapons, cops start starving and kicking down doors

>>564590694

Canada. Vancouver island.

>>564590779
Listen here

>>564557213
/thread

How do we stop the Illuminati?
Does anyone have any ideas?
I've dwelled on that for a while and I got nothing.

>>564590794

I'm still a little drunk so I have no fucking clue what you are saying here. Also, what you said is objectively very incoherent.

>>564590432

no, it's bullshit in a purely traditional sense in that it's all bullshit.

If there was any actual proof then it would be mainstream, but there isn't any so the only people buying into it are crackpots

>>564590938
nvm then. keep on keepin on.

>>564556870
American news media's constant derail of important world issues with racism. (zimmerman, ferguson, etc)

>>564591289
Not possible because 95% lack basic understanding

>>564591391

That's symptomatic of capitalism rather than blatantly malicious.

Fox News might be an exception since they're always pushing pro conservative stuff, but that doesn't make it a conspiracy

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this is a good book

Oh wait. you cannot get it anywhere.. hmm.

>>564591391
Basic fact here but absolutely true

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chop off the reptilian head...

the snake will still be able to bite you

>>564579732
/thread

>>564591289

Nuke israel

>>564591364
You ever get laid all hung over..?

>>564590707
>it's all the Jews fault
>implying that it's even possible for an entire religion and ethnic group to work together
You do know that the population of Jews is shrinking and they'll probably die out in a few centuries, right? They have nothing to gain by fucking with the world the way you /pol/ fags and conspiracy theorists claim they are. They would do themselves a lot more good by actually having kids and trying to get people to convert to their religion. If you want a religion/ethnic group to point at, point at Muslims. At least the radical ones actually have done real harm to western society, I.e. jihads and fucking with Christians and their oil supply. Hell, you could try to point your finger at the oil lords over in the middle east who control the world's oil trade. They have a fuckton more power over the economy and the world in general than the Jews.

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banks and terrorists.

no connection here..

quick go watch some sport!

I always think that 4chan / Anonymous would be the perfect place / group to efficiently start an opposition. But instead we're fapping to fucking furry porn and watching
Gore. Damn, Anons, teh irony

>>564591578
I know, our society has been pretty successfully brainwashed.

I can't just accept our demise peacefully though, gotta be something the people can organize.

>>564590938
Do you own and operate a store that sells weapons and martial arts gear?

>>564591681
I suppose that's true. More of a reason racism wont soon die if there's money in it

>>564556870
9/11 had something to do with the middle-east, I'm sure, and I'm not saying necessarily that THE GOVERNMENT BLEW THE TOWERS UP, but if you don't think something stinky went down on 9/11 and think it was simply a terrorist attack by some random towelhead organization, then you're stupid.

I think maybe the US knew it was coming, but for some buerocratic or political reasons the US could do nothing about it. Or perhaps it would stimulate a stagnant economy or something. Something stinks about 9/11 but I'm not sure what. I don't think anyone else is either.

>>564592086
It's 13 families that run the world. That is awesome.

>>564587956
That sounds more like a Deus ex Machina thing than a conspiracy.
Its like a solution pulled from thin air.

>>564591885
The chart isn't detailed at all. That's just the peak.

>>564591364
keep it together langford scum.

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power people in powerful positions.

haha and American's think their President is actually important!

>>564592179
I agree with this statement. If /b/ could put the hivemind towards something more than raiding reddit feminists with gore we might be able to accomplish something.

Unlikely but not impossible.

>>564591707
I can get it on amazon and egay right now.

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>>564592547

I don't want to sound edgy, but has anyone a background story why a
Masonic symbol has been placed on the Dollar bill?

>>564574854
this

>>564592086
You are right in that saudi arabia and all the other gulf arab states should be nuked along with israel. You are wrong in that it is jews not muslims who oppress christians in the middle east. Muslims are the only reason that Christians can survive in the middle east. And before you start to talk about ISIS most muslims do not consider them muslims and want them dead. Don't believe everything you see on fox news.

>>564591367
>If there was any actual proof then it would be mainstream

Nigger, if it's mainstream knowledge, then it's probably something that they wanted you to think!

hahahaha no but seriously look at the kennedy assassination and 911. those are the two most commonly discussed conspiracy theories specifically because they were engineered to never be decided. keep shit vague, keep people talking about shit that can't be decided, keep them from talking about shit that they could actually affect.

just look at what happens when you go and post an opinion about either of these theories on any public forum. it instantly degenerates into infighting and namecalling. the exact effect they want, and the exact reason why that shit gets promoted constantly.

>>564591914
I don't think the existence of Israel plays a huge role in anything.

I think it's just another manufactured distraction in the grand scheme of things if anything at all.

>>564592898
Not bad but I wished I could show you this graphic, but I cant since im
On my
Phone

>>564592972

nope

>>564589543

suck my asshole, faggot! suck all of the shit out of my asshole, and then suck all of the peanuts out of my shit!