fake shitty toy thread?
Bumping with robert cop
>>564531007
Furniture of law enforcement
Oh waw
>>564531023
posted same pic at the same time
>Star Warsidrs
>>564531475
shit, wrong pic
>>564531007
Dude. Hivemind
>>564530525
bumping. these are a fucking geg
>>564531672
Wise puppet
>>564531672
>Door Ladder
>not owning a FransTromers
lets do this
any kind of knockoffs would be good in thread
>>564531672
HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE DOOR LADDER! I only had the other two images.
>>564533030
where do you people buy these things
holy fuck
i want some
>>564533250
door ladder is the best one
>>564532180
>paul saltines
oh my
>>564533528
Poundland
>>564532180
>>564532816
Bozz Darkmonth looks methed out
>>564533643
>>564534234
whast that? karate farmer you say?
Anyone Got those shitty knockoff movies to post?
>>564534420
>>564534521
>>564533732
>mighty mutant power turtles
>>564534420
>>564534653
>>564534364
nigga be wearin nikes
>>564534653
>polystation
>Nintendo
>>564534821
karate farmer is awesome because its like Luke Skywalker / karate kid / marty mcfly all rolled into one
>>564534945
>namco
>>564534405
Kek
>>564534817
>Justice League imitation
>Shrek
>"it's all ogre now"
>>564534159
>please play under the adult inspect to protect
>>564530525
oh man, seeing these brings back memories. my family was dirt poor when i was a kid and i used to get toys like this for my birthday or christmas.
I want to play this
>>564534159
>high class weapon
hwat
You lose
Some of these shits are actually ok for kids, as they give a fuck about authenticity.
>>564536531
MY SIDES!
>>564536282
oh my god, this thread is golden
Okay.
>>564536774
>>564536590
dat camel toe...
Brigacop!
>>564535605
Dat anticlimax
>>564533073
>right hand has five fingers
>left has four
>>564537073
>>564535353
>happined
kek
>>564536667
>Lead paint
>>564537263
>>564535605
are those legal in the US
>>564536262
That feel
>>564530525
ashens browses /b/ ?
>>564536590
I need sauce on this
>that camel toe
>>564536064
Has anyone ever had/seen one of these things used. I'm curious as to whether they actually work
>>564537663
>superstore
You're right.
>>564533073
Ive seen a book of the stivenson around here its an activity book
>>564537663
>>564537663
>jesus christ superstore
>>564532620
>YOUNG GACE
>CHAMPION OF THE HOT SHOT
>>564537824
Yeah they mostly have nes game ripoffs on them
>>564537824
I did. It's basically a NES with a lot of games preloaded and a save feature.
O.k., people, I need the website of the dudes making or selling Jesus, the Dalai Lama, etc.
I NEED THIS. IT'S FOR SCIENCE.
>>564537450
i would buy that.
>>564537824
probably glorified gameboy
>>564537450
>>564538337
>>564533961
wwwwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....on the same shirt!? its killing me
>>564534758
Jesus Christ, corn is not a topping.
>>564535605
"mighty ducks"
>>564538378
>>564538573
would also buy.
>>564538253
>>564538161
>>564538371
What about the ripoff games like 'san andreas tarzan' and the other stupid sounding games
>>564538551
Oh my, I need those. I DO!
>>564536064
>>564537824
Is the chinese version of nintendo nes.
>>564537663
pump action shotgun holy fuck did i laugh
>>564538551
Fuck that's a lot of packaging
Dat details.
>>564532180
>paul saltines
>>564538742
lmfao....
>>564538810
ive actually the knock off corona, pretty sure it was just carbonated water, yellow food coloring, and a bit of cheap vodka.
Titanic-bot
I have one of thse.
>>564538746
Those are mods ready to play on a PS2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl2TkrZ-kbM
>>564537073
I like that the tape measure is retarded too.
After 10 it starts counting again?
>>564538742
Shit i would buy all the star wars bootlegs just to laugh at my collection.
>>564539671
forgot pic.
>>564539582
eeeer yes?
and after 9 comes 20 ... what do you think how much space is there after 1 meter ;) ?
>>564534758
90% sponge
10% fake-cheese
>>564535353
if I was designing that I would've made the choking hazard warning ten times bigger as part of the joke
>>564539780
>Ashens
>>564533432
Even the batteries are fake
>>564536003
That kid at the bottom is high as fuck
>>564539021
Quality tenderness
>>564533432
Teletubbies on meth
>>564539671
me too. I go into the local dollar stores every once in a while just to check.
>>564532816
'special' indeed
>>564538551
>dalai lama
>magnum 66 automatic
Original Star Wars toy.
>>564539704
Gypco... hahahah
>>564540206
lol is that a calculator on the picture?
>>564539780
>>564540206
>that caculator
>>564530525
Got a GoW knockoff, i like how he looks like he's covered in shit
>>564540447
Oh shit, didn't even notice that.
>>564540447
NO is ultimate planet blow up rebel murdering super weapon!!
>>564540570
>LEL brand
>>564540412
>mystery bump-n-go action
stealth rape mode..?
>>564540570
>>564536064
10, 000, 000 in 1 fuck!!! Sign me the fuck up!! I always knew chinese technology was way the fu k out there.
>>564530525
>https://www.youtube.com/user/ashens
>>564532180
emporer paul saltines. Maximum fucking kek
>>564536262
Dude, I feel you. Same.
>Not owning this
>>564540582
oh shit forgot pic
>>564541036
>>564536531
HARRY POTTER THE OBAMAHOG
>DO NOT STEAL
>>564541264
oh shit
>>564541264
Holy fuck, I didn't know Thomas lifted
>>564541394
This looks awesome.
>>564541571
You would know if you went to the gym.
>>564537824
I have a few different types. They're all poorly edited NES ROMs. It also just repeats the same 20 or so games over and over, sometimes with different names, but most of the time they don't even bother.
The NES games they butcher aren't any of the good ones either.
>>564541674
>>564540206
>that calculator
every fucking time
Jesus fuck this crap has to be child abuse to give to your kids.
>>564541797
HAHAHA
>>564536230
Holy crap
>>564532180
> Paul Saltines
MY SIDES, I LITERALLY CRYING
>>564540281
>those rape eyes
>>564532816
>Toy Special 3
Well he sure looks special huehue
>>564535353
>the water range is far
>>564542046
Unless you're poor.
Or live in parts of China or something.
I used to get these when I was a kid. I never really cared since, you know, I was a fucking kid.
>>564533732
>BHS
>>564541896
I use to have that blue bootleg Nintendo 64 with over 10,000 games or something
it was fun. it had contra and duck hunt
pretty cool
>>564541986
The counterfeit industry is one hell of a rabbit hole to go down.
>>564537663
2 nails and a fucking gun. That is amazing.
>>564541394
compared to the actual lego han solo, the only difference is the shitty feet, and slight color differences.
>>564534159
>exterminate!
>>564534159
IT LOOKS FUCKING EVIL GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
>>564536590
>>564537824
lookup ashens on youtube, he makes videos about them.
>>564534234
>door ladder
they werent even fucking trying
Ya'll should check out Ashens on youtube. He reviews knock off pounland toys and is hilarious
>>564534159
>high class weapon
>my sides
>>564533432
Do the chinese actually do anything besides make fake shit?
>>564543047
>>564543047
wat
>>564534695
>from the producers of Sharknado
Its gonna be awesome.
>>564530525
Actually, a Space Ranger in The Avengers would be kinda chill... Sort of like their own Adam Strange, or even Booster Gold!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rjb1_4xl4Y
>>564541092
It has 5000 versions of super mario 1
>>564543252
Im mexican what the fuck is this? Im not...well...I I suppose thats about right.
>>564534159
>tfw you realize you got your kid a high class weapon for christmas
>>564543574
was expecting an obama reference on it somewhere...
>>564543574
>>564543656
>someone molded a boner onto a child's toy and got away with it
He could might as well still be laughing
>>564541264
Now I see where Bandai got its idea for Toqger.
>>564536793
>germany
>swastika
Fuck 12v lighter plugs must have only come in the 70's, how fucking backward are they?
>>564543481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0ejAE2KeOM
>>564543829
>>564536793
>IKIA
>>564543875
>spiderman stroke all criminal activities
>abnormal drug trafficker
>>564535864
>Flamethrower with "flames"
I would like to see what they are trying to pass of as ""flames""
>>564537450
That actually looks legit, 10/10 would consider again.
>>564531672
look like a hellgas or what ever from Kill zone
>>564544197
lol'd and saved
>>564544197
>>564538551
Jesus Christ store XD kek
>>564544721
>he has no shoes
>but this time he has shoes
Holy fuck
>>564535605
Saved for Sad Threads
>>564536064
>experience unsurpassed 8 bit graphics
>>564544721
>but this time he has shoes
holy shit, what a fucking plot twist
>>564531672
>Galaxies are far far away
At least they got SOMETHING right
>>564533961
I love that it's so SPECIFICALLY the George Clooney Batman
>>564544721
>>564544362
ARE YOU CEREAL?
>>564537212
Detective detected
>>564544721
>>564536793
i dont get-
>germany
FUCKING LOL
>>564538378
Is dat sum Robert Fett?
>>564541797
huehuehue
>>564530525
Jesus fuck.. this entire thread.
I'm in tears right now. I think I broke something.
>>564536793
the german flag is a bit outdated
>>564534817
THIS SET US ALL TO A HIGHER STANDARD...
>>564545467
his dad was jenga fett, who was killed by Shaft who knocked out his lower blocks and janga crumbles to the ground dead in a pile of wood bricks. so sad.
>>564534695
"It is very very large"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVpQmZmKNmo
>>564543092
Make the real shit also?
I mean, makes sense a bit; expensive offical merch goes overseas, cheaper shit thats not as good but still made using essentially the same molds and stuff they can flog off at home. Hell sometimes I think some of these knockoffs are just the rejects from the official toy production lines.
>>564545652
same
>>564545304
>>564530525
This thread reeks of ashens
>>564534420
This thread fucking brilliant, thanks 4chan, you've completed my evening.
>>564536864
Wtf, that won't run on a PS2, so it won't run on anything! Thats worse than a fake toy thats not even anything!
>>564534420
>>564546013
>>564534528
somebody spent months modelling and animating that. Also
>Fungus is love, fungus is life
>>564538551
Dat glock.
>>564544721
that's nothing special, germany changes titles too
>>564537686
>>564536590
That's in Russian for some reason...
The yellow text reads "numbers" and beneath "Viktor Pelevin" and under that "a novel".
>>564545867
Eh, heard they were pushing all the expensive 'legit' stuff to vietnam. I always wondered who the fuck they were trying to fool with this insanely shit fake stuff. I remember watching a documentary on their counterfeiting industry a while back. Goddamn it's insane, more than laughable stuff here and tryhard imitations of real expensive shit, there was a guy making fake eggs from dangerous as fuck chemicals.
I couldn't laugh at these. I'm filled with too much revulsion.
This is why China needs to be exterminated. Gas the Chinks.
>>564545735
Okay, how the fuck does this happen?
Anybody should be able to I.D continents....
>>564546280
This has to be better than the actual episode one. It has fucking Gittodachoppa Schwartanigger
>>564534136
>>564534234
Wow, Yoda, Kermit and Emperor Ming all in one.
>>564546305
I'm pretty sure the studio did not change the title to "Reluctant Hero" in English, and stress the fact that he has no shoes.
>>564537668
>Ashens
My Nigga
>>564537686
me too
>>564532180
at least he escaped to his planet dojoban
>in b4 in 50 years this knockoff fake shit becomes a huge collector market
>>564546305
I think it's called "Hard to Kill" in Germany
>>564546596
The Chinese laugh at your basic sense of geography.
chinks cant even rip off chinks
>>564546732
>>564546732
>>564546507
goodbye sides
>>564546559
>all this wasted material and labor on shit no one will do anything with but post pics of on the internet and laugh at
>>564533528
This crap you see can be found dumped all over South Africa. Fact.
>>564546983
Godzilla seems happy in that cover.
>>564543875
>Abnormal Drug Traficker
Holy fucking shit. I was kekkled out of my shekels
>>564547197
true
>>564547197
Why south africa?
>>564546950
no it's called stirb langsam "die slowly"
>>564546507
I wish with all my heart that I had that wallet.
>>564546967
"MADE IN CHINA"
>>564539457
You Actually the whole thing?
>>564547668
Blue man wizard group broom trike?
>>564547750
In his ass actually.
>>564547454
I stand corrected.
>>564547425
It is the meeting point of all things cheap and dump-able because no one would buy it any other place, both economically, culturally, and geographically speaking. The weirdest crap goes there hey?
>>564534159
That high class weapon
>>564539704
http://io9.com/5909790/tardy-the-man-pony-and-other-crappy-vintage-toys-that-never-existed
art project. not real knock-offs. er...
>>564546507
>>564547535
the sad truth is its not even a wallet, its a compact with a mirror.
00y x0nro
>>564548035
Huh, I thought no one actually sent anything there because of all the rampant crime and rape
>>564543047
Is giving your child a sex toy messed up or just great parenting?
>>564547381
Nig nogs or no, thats some pretty inventive shit for a bunch of kids. Looks fun as hell too.
>>564547750
yes i actually the whole thing. wasnt bad. was like like 54 cents in laos at the restaurant. though u could get a six pack from the store for like $1.25
>>564539540
How the hell do you mod the ps2 version? Do you mod thee iso then burn it?
>>564548263
good parenting. only bad if you show them how to use it by strapping them down and raping them with it.
>>564541264
Thomas the megazord.
sweet.
>>564548247
but that point of no return also...
>>564534758
fucking hate that shit pizza
>>564545652
>I think I broke something
Well it's made with really cheap plastic.
>>564541296
It just looks like Marcus fenix in Drag
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