Got a question ? Ask Satan anything.

>>564505098
does she like me ?

>>564505098
Will I have a pet doggy within 2 years?

when gonna get laid

>>564505267
;-;

>>564505150
Does the girl with huge boobs at my workplace could eventualy blow my cock given the right circumstances?

Am I a gayfag?

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>>564505098

Will my hemeroids ever cure?

>>564505098
Should I kill my friends with a machete

r u fgt

>>564505523
k thx saten

will you tell Rachel to fuck me?

will I get a gf in the next 2 weeks?

>>564505098
Is op a fgt?

>>564505098
Will I die soon?

Should I give up on her?

is ironic shitposting still shitposting?

>>564505703
thanks brother

Is she ever coming back?

im i broken?

>>564505098

'sup Satan.

Is this lump nut cancer?

are you a burned faggot?

Should I quit college now?

How's Hitler doing these days?

will i make a great change in the world or at least in my country? political, i mean

>>564505098
Am I your son?

will i get married and have two kids.

will i ever get laid?

>>564505098
Will I ever attain unlimited power and an army of (attractive) virgins?

>>564505949

Jesus, you're a cunt...I thought my question was pretty straight forward.

The lump. On my ball. Is it cancer?

Will I ever lose my virginity?

SATAN I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU SAY NO AGAIN...

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>>564505908
seriously dude, are you fucking kidding?

>>564506001
FUCK, YES

>>564505098
will I be important

Will i get laid before the end of this year?

>>564506056
will i find someone who loves me as much as ill love them?

>>564505098
right so obviously you are really satan.. Can you make her to come to me (the girl at work).. I don't want to do this big move. Can you do that for me? A little service for making you good publicity.. Thanks man.

Will I win the next lottory?

>>564505098
Should i ask that girl on a date?

>>564506120

Good.

Thanks.

you know

>>564505098
Roll

>>564506039
Are you my father?

Is OP a faggot?

Should I cut the red wire or the green wire?

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do beliberFags go to hell?

>>564505098

Do you enjoy the music of Showaddywaddy?

>>564506274
YES!!!

Will SHREK visit me by the end of the year?

>>564506305

nigger, you can't even spell lottery...

Am I a faggot?

>>564506039
>>564506369
Well then, fine. Faggot.

>>564505098
Knock knock

>>564505098
Will i fuck Anna in the next two years mr satan lord?

Is Satan a phaggit?

Will OP ever stop sucking black nigger dicks

>>564506000

Shit, sorry I asked

Kill jews

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will i get into diamod this season?

>>564505098
Does she still love me?

>>564506670
Top kek

Hey Lord Satan, will I get laid next weekend at DragonCon?

Would it be worth it?

Will i get a good job next year?

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Will Gaben release HL2 Episode 3?

>>564506661
pls satan better answer

Will I get laid

>>564505098

Do I love her

If I buy a lottery ticket today, will I win big?

If a set contains all sets, does it contain itself ?

Will my cold stop trying to suffocate me?

>id like to do more evil before death to ensure meeting you, satan

is this bullshit

Will i fuck this year ?

>>564506727
you really pissed him off.. you need to sell your soul now

Will i get a dog in the next 2 years?

will we get back together?

>>564506967

Thanks asshole

sup saty im just chillin will i ever get back on track?

You are a women?

>>564505098
is america the graatest country in the wurld?

Will i ever die?

>>564505098
Will my birthday wish come true this year?

Will i become a mudkip?

>>564505098
Am I going to hell

Should I leave /b/?

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Relax guy

>>564505098
Will i ever get over her

>>564505098
Will I get a blowjob in the next 24 hours?

>>564505098
Would she fuck me?

>>564507175
dunno saty what u think

>>564505098
Does she love me?

because this is retartedededed

Will i ever get laid?

>>564507238
Is that a yes or no?

>>564507359
ayy saty gimme chance m8 i gotta go fast i get beck on terck?

>>564505098
Should I date Julie?

>>564505098
Are you a cunt, satan?

>>564505098
will i become a wizard?

am i black?

>>564505098
SATAN WILL I GET LAID IN THE NEXT WEEK

>>564505098
will I pass my exam???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>564505098
Do you regret not taking Kage to hell with you?

>>564505098
Can you transform me into a busty loli?

>>564507559
ayy damn saty i otta go beck on reck!! plz *trak

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>>564505098

Are you real?

will it be

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>>564507459
>>564507348
>>564507331
>>564507141
>>564506967
>>564506854
>>564505887
>>564505809
>>564505703
>>564505150

>>564507631
that waznt meh! another try!

>>564507527
So if i don't sell my soul to you, i'm immortal?

>>564505098
Does Malia want my D

>>564505098
wat do think about this?
http://checkingoftheprivilege.tumblr.com/post/81938884388/so-you-hate-all-cis-people-even-those-who-support

>>564507743

WOW UR SO TUFF FAGGOT-KUN

Will I get laid this week?

>>564507728
ok deal n then errthing on treck agein?

>>564505098
will i get laid

>>564505098
Spin?

Will I get rich soon?

Am I a lesbian?

>>564505098
Am I dead?

>>564505098
well I ever hook up with her?

Do you love me satan?

could I have a place reserved in hell with gay demons that have up to 12-inch cocks that rape me?
No fire please..
And please make a party room where I can do coke and smoke weed...

Will I have a Happy and fulfilled Life?

>>564507967
well whasuup i gotta kno i gotta gte back on track if i count on you then im finna go so can i count on you and i get berk on track?

>>564505098
Is coming back with my ex a good idea?

>>564505098
should i kill myself

Should i jack off to furry porn?

>>564508079
Shit. Am I in hell?

Should I get high at work right now, Satan?

Is 4chan a faggot?

Do I have a chance with alyssa?b

>>564505372
reroll

>>564508178
wow thanks.. do you think we will ever meet?

Will i get a job soon?

>>564505098
Why illuminati?

>>564508207
hahah yeh bot ok i goott a go can i count on u or woT m8

>>564505098
Has anyone ever been so far as to look more like?

>>564508267
Oh yeah sorry dude I forgot the rules

Is my dick bigger then yours?

>>564508398
damn you are more awesome than i thought.. Are you nice like that with everyone?

Will I get to fuck alyssa?

>>564506159
Wizard in making

>>564508441
ok c u saty i kno its gon be alright tahts wat u promise

Is my wall colored blue?

>>564505098
Will I get good grades?

>>564508580
So the real bitch is God , right?

>>564505098
Will I be able to transfer successfully?

Should I go all the way?

>>564508206
Nope, Will I? Yes or No.

>>564505098
will i fuck a 7/10 soon ?

>>564508651
u bitch aatan

When I grab my phone, is she going to call?

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Can you send me a succubus to fuck please?

>>564508558
Fine.
Is my dick bigger than OPs?

>>564508746
So you are the good guy and God is the bad guy, right?

>>564508784
Ugh fine.
Am I going to die soon?

>>564508768
Answer my fucking question btich

will I win with my next lottery tip? :D

Can i fuck my gf next time she comes over?

Am I touching a keyboard right now?

Can I get food poisoning from oral seks?

Will i ever get laid?

should i fap right now???

Flew is a faggot right ?

am i a great artist?

>>564505098
Was it a bad idea to sleep with my roomates best friend?

>>564508970
Just answer the fucking question, geez

Do I have siblings?

>>564509078
nooooo
Even I can answer that..

>>564505098
Dear satan,
Will I have a gf before I die?

>>564508821
k c u

Am I going to ace the phone interview?

warhol, now me?

>>564505098
will my balls hyper inflate to the size of jupiter?

>>564505098
Roll

should i fuck that guy

should i fap

Will I become a pilot?

>>564505098
satan, will i fuck many a pussy next semester in college?

Will I get Laid? Flat out.

>>564509231
Ha pffft wh-who needs a gf anyway? Hah... ha

>>564509263
u know wut fuck it satan u a bitch and you know it

When gay people go to hell, do they still have AIDS?

> see's thread about satan...
HELLO OLD FRIEND ITS ME HEAVEN

Is the FBI watching this thread?

>>564508768
>>564508970
>>564509170
lel

will sarah break up with her boyfriend for me

Was the "book of answers" wrong?

Will I become ill tomorrow so i dont have to goto school?

>>564505098
am i the champion of the human race

>>564505098

Should i make a move Satan?

>>564509231
>
Gratz, no gf before death.

My turn, will I win with lottery this week?

Is my life worth living?

>>564505098
I'm going to wirte my books and get published ?

am I ever getting rich?

Will i get a girlfriend this year?

Is this even real?

Will I lose weight this year and be a stud on the rugby field

should I fuck Lukas

>>564509559
fuck you satan, fucking prick let this shit happen cock shiner

>>564509587
Well, this is somehow what I needed to hear. Thanks, Saty.

WILL I FIND LOVE

satan will you let me fuck you anal ?

is it going to be fun?

Will I be ever happy ?

Should I go after her?

are things goin to get better?

Can I fuck Jesus in the ass?

>>564509752
ima try again satan. 1 more go.

>>564509746
The roll thing. 's it real?

will i have sex with her again satan?

Will I ever become an immortal?

Is it hot down there?

Is 14 39 84 a good combination for bingo?

will she say yes?

should i do that thing?

should Ankan become gay

will i finally fuck my aunt tonight?

>>564505098
will i get away with raping someone

>>564505098
will i get an apartment in the next few years

Should i stay with her ? Is she the one ?

Do I have a computer screen?

will i fuck anyone or get fucked by anyone?

Will we?

>>564509752
will i be a star on the field & will bitches want my dick

>>564509998

And what about 11 34 51?

will it last long?

Am I satan?>

>>564509717
rly?

>>564505098
Satan will i ever any time soo?

>>564508390
Rerolll

Does she want me?

>>564505098

Will I get a boyfriend in the next year?

Should I rape this girl that wants my D?

>>564509981
I dont like god to ask that, so whats about becomeing an transcended being?

Do I have more than two pillows on the bed on my left?

>>564505098
Will I get to fuck her before she leaves to France?

>>564509443
Wtf Satan, Do you got something in store?

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Will my girlfriend cheat on me?

are you in a good mood?

>>564509596

have to go to school? confirmed underage. ban this fgt.

>>564510320
ouch satan, what about a girlfriend?

Did I choose the right job?

>>564505098
will i soon get a huge material wealth

is she going to see me tonight?

>>564510357

Will i fuck her when she'll be in france ?

why did i blow my brother when i was younger?

Will i get a girlfriend at the new school?

>>564510370
Cheeky Bastard. Are you telling the truth?

does my cat hate me

>>564510220
reroll

>>564510348
It's obvious.

>>564510581
man,fuck god,he's a cocksucker,you tell me the truth

sry, need i reset router 4 reroll?

>>564505098
Will she lose her v card to another guy?

>>564505098
Should i keep pursuing my current goal?

Should I try heroin?

Are you real?

will i reach my goal?

>>564510769
YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME RIGHT THE FUCK NOW OR I'M COMING DOWN TO TAKE YOUR PLACE

>>564505098
will i pass all my exams?

will it be good when im back?

>>564505098
How's Germany going to be?

Will I be raped?

When my girlfriend gonna let me put my dick in her sweet asshole?

>>564505098
I will die within the next 24 hours?

>>564510963
You're really not gonna tell me? It's simple you dickgobbler,yes or no

>>564511040
reroll, answer was invalid

Should i play on guitar?

>>564505098
Does she really love me, Satan?

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will i get laid soon satan?

>>564511220
topkek

Why is she so perfect

>>564511040
>>564511238
answer is still invalid, reroll

>>564510918
You sure on that?

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>>564505098
That's Mr Satan to you punk

Will i ever be the little girl?

Do you like me?

Have I fucked up past the point of no return?

Will bush die tomorrow?

will i be with her

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>>564505098

was the man i met in tuscon in anyway affiliated with you?

Will I ever win the lottery?

>>564505098
Will she just fucking dump her boyfriend and fuck me already

Will I pass my exam tomorrow?

>>564505098
will there be dark souls 3?

>>564512309
No I'm not kidding you cunt

Fuckin re roll

>>564506039
will I get fired?

Will I win the Stranglethron Fishing Tournament today?

Should i try again?

>>564505098
Will I ever get a girl friend? Or have a life of some sort?

>>564512547
Fishing tournament In wow, Today, Will I win?

>>564512647

Should i try again?

>>564512681
God damn it. Reroll

Will I fix my problem with alcohol?

should i go out tonight?

do i have a soul?

>>564513062

i want a fucking answer

Should i try it with her?

Can i fuck your mom?

>>564505098
does that girl on the train like me?

>>564506398
to pollute heaven. besides who would want beiberfags in their realm?

Is Paisley gonna be OK?

Should I give this whore another chance?

>>564513281

one last try...

Hows hell? Fun?

>>564513438
Pleeeease.

>>564505098
Should i buy Dishonored?

>>564513545

W-Well OK. And what about the prospective GF?

Will i Fuck her?