>be me 3 months ago
>get new roor (300 $)
>bring it to friends
>be chillen at friends smoking
>have a vacation coming up and remember
>cant leave it at home for reasons
>ask if one of my friends there can take care of it for me for a month
>one of them says sure
>come back from vacation
>go to friend ask him for my bong he says sure he will give it to me the next day
>say ok sounds straight
>next day comes
>i text him but he doesnt answer dont think much of it
>call him but puts me straight to voicemail
>mfw this fiend just blocked my number
>try finding him but he always finds a way to leave before i get there in time
>fast forward to now
>want to kill this mother fucker more for the moral that he took my bong then for the actual bong at this moment
>scrolling through craigslist for new bongs feeling sad
>see a bong familiar to mine
>go in for a closer look
>thats my fucking bong
>punch threw door with intense anger
>come to b and post this
what should i do b? i want to ruin this motherfuckers life
lets see that ad, how fuck can we help. give me the ad.
Op your a retarded fag
You seen the ad on craiglist, now you dont know but wish. The only thing you need is a big black cock
Op can you be dumber, y would you block location, we need to reply to get his email.
I swear try to do something nice for a bro. and they are all like duh i don't know how the door handle works
from one anon to another i think you should id be pissed if my friend stole my bong and blocked all communications. what you could do is get him busted with weede if he deals or usually carries unless he has a card
Just shoot him and claim self-defense
Have someone call him from a burner phone or a burner app number. Have them tell him to meet them some place to sell bong. When the faggot arrives there jump him and take the bong back. Then kick his ass, steal his wallet, and leave him naked in a ditch.
I would simply put a bunch of gay mail in envelopes and mail it to him. What 10 dollars worth. His email i sign up for anything i could sign it up for plus
look at this interesting site
At wallmart you can buy prepaid phones to activate right away without any personal info. Pay a crack head to go inside and buy it, watch for camera's.
Order him some pizza, threaten him, blow his shit up. leave it ringing all day . be a asshole.
call your bong a lesson learned and forget about it.
But teach him a lesson as well
if you wanna share his info, number, address. anything. Am sure others would be curious
If it is your bong and someone else is selling it, jump that guy instead first. He had to know it was stolen. So he is just as guilty if not more for being the guy's fence.
Then exact revenge on the original guy too.
That's what happens when underage kids can't leave their own property at home. God how fucking young are you? Really?
>can't leave it at home for reasons
Does mommy search your room?
if youre 100% sure its your bong, ask anonimously is you can meet. say you wanna check for breakage, state if the glass etc. and when you meet, either fuck his face up, talk him out of it and smoke a bowl or simply take you roor and dont speak to him again.
>nope my roommate would brake it he hates weed and anything that it
Holy FUCK how much of a little bitch are you? Are you like fucking 5'5 or something? If my old roommate were to lay a finger on any of my shit much less BREAK my shit i would of broke his fucking jaw and threw his PS4 off of our 2nd story balcony.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Are you living off him for free or something and too scared to defend for yourself?
You can go to a lawyer. I don't think that owning a bong is illegal. So it's just an object that belongs to you and someone else won't give it to you, so if you have the receipt and proof that it's yours and also a witness, go ahead
Nigga there are pipes out there that are worth THOUSANDS of dollars. This nigga can't into boro
This nigga cant see how ignorant it is wasting anything over 150$ on a bong which will produce the same high.
Shut up OP you're a little pussy and won't do shit.
Pic is you.
it sounds like the only option would be to suck his dick and get it back. actually, you sound like such a tremendous faggot that he's let you give him head then he'd refuse to give you the bong and you'd just okay.jpg and walk away
OP whatever you do do not post any personal info of your shitty friend on /b/ because some fucking white knight will give him the heads up on your plan and be like "lel get fucked OP #rekt." Be smart.
LOL i can get bigger ones JUST as "artistic" as those in my local fucking headshop for $70-90, very thick also.
Have you realized you're literally just being ripped off yet?
Lol you're such a little bitch, you're all talk, that's it.
I'm also sending that guy screenshots of this thread just because you're such a little punk.
Found the ad, about to send a email now.
No you can't nigger, don't be stupid. You're not finding Natey Biskind's work for $90. These guys are making $40,000 glass art sculptures that are in proper art musems.
Lol they aren't made by that person but they're literally the same exact quality, with the same amount of detail and art, not joking.
Keep getting ripped off nigger.
Neat still sent it.
anon is hero
I reported him to the FBI for sexual thrills