You fap you lose

>>564206709
WOAH dude way too fucking soon

>>564206709
Too soon you asshole

>>564205376
This is the most perfect looking girl I've ever seen

>>564206709
What's the story behind this again?

>>564206709
Too soon man.

>>564206709
every thread like this has to have this cancer

>>564205896
fucking perfect

>>564206891
Newfag.
Perfection girl is a 4chan meme that will always be "too soon"
she was a girl who was at a party and drank antifreeze and fell into a coma.

>>564206709
dude too fucking soon

>>564206709
just right not too soon not to long

>>564206709
the thread was great, but then...

>>564207142

just die

>>564206964
wasn't cancer.. it was bleach

>>564207129
Newfag here
thanks

>>564207116
im actually interested in more of this tub of tons of fun

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>>564207116

>>564205036
sauce? love me some thick broads

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>>564206709
To soon my ass, start posting memes of this bitch. Fags just want to act like they have morals cause she's hot. I say put a Mr. Skeletal face on her.
>Inb4 2edgy4me

>>564207129
>>564207258
Untrue, her brother drugged her to take pictures and she over dosed.

>>564207303
Can't disagree with you there. Big girls are like bouncy castles made of libido.

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>>564207116

>>564206709
Way too soon, mods?

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Tfw I'll never see win of anyone I know

>>564207116
>>564207243
>>564205376
You guys are doing the Lord's work. More please?

>>564207252
kek

>>564205036
Jokes on you, only mental illness/traps make me horny

too old

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>>564207542

>>564207223

fake

>>564206709
lost

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>>564206709

>>564205036
More perfect nipples

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>>564207843

>>564208189
Sweet baby jesus

>>564207530
wasnt he brother you fucking retard

>>564207784
not that thick nigga, shit

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>>564207883
fucking lost already

>>564208320
her*

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>>564206958

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>>564205896
>>564207116
>>564207784

>>564205896
Well, that didn't take long
Sauce?

>>564207826
le cookies are ready

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I would'nt fap to any of this, tbh, only faggots would sad as it is.

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>>564208287
thing is I dont know what the hell those are.
>pic related

Chubby thread? Make it so, folks. I'll go get some of mine.

>>564208562
I lost.

I'm winning so far

>>564208287
wow too late bro

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>>564208659
fucking lost again

>>564208659
>>564209049
this

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How's this one?

>>564208287
The worst part about her is that my mother overdosed about 3 months ago. I seen those dead eyes, they follow me. Everytime I see this I can't help myself but feel bad about her and her family. Its just my weakness /b/. Everyone got one.

>>564208751
Look like the knots on balloons. Do want between my lips

>>564208697
Hair scrunchie. What, are you gay? You never worn womenes clothes before? wtf man?

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This thread is fucking terrible. Post good porn you idiots.

I'll help for a bit

>>564209404
Those are flowers you dipshit

>>564209329
Dude she didn't really die she lives in Canada. Everybody fucking says she's dead in that picture but she's not.

>>564205036
>>564207467
i think it's emma glover, look her up on twitter

>>564206709
Fuck you man, that shit's not funny.

Who the fuck can fap to pictures?

>>564207223
All of my wut

>>564205376
Post more of mai waifu, pls

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>>564205036

>>564209465
Who on earth is THAT?

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>>564209813
Well played, anon.

>>564209623
Well that makes me feel a little better; But it still makes me remember my mother. Thanks anon, easied my pain a little

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>>564210034
>this guy

>>564208093
Too soon! Omigawd!

>>564209878
Michelle bond.

>>564208659
Holy shit this looks so much like my ex, i even googled the image and got one of her face and it looks like her face. Even the fucking bed is the same

>>564210194
lost

>>564209528

>tfw no girl to eat ass out

Why is there no one as freaky as me?

?
??

>>564209528
holy shit sauce?

>>564210050
Hot

>>564210465
its her

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MY DONGER AINT EVEN TWITCHED YET

>>564210180
That motherfucking kid (literally)

>>564209678
sauce plsssssssssssss

>>564210668
She's only just turned 18 in june as well

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>>564210767
that thread made my life worth living...

>>564209897
lost
every time to her
she's perfect

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>>564210515
>i know that feel

Anybody get sad about being born in this time?? I've read so many books about the past and explorers and the simplicity of things and can't help but wish I lived then. I know medicine wasn't good back then and things weren't as nice as they are now but I lived in a communist country so I know a thing or two about not living with luxuries.

What time period would you fags like to live in and where?

>>564205036
daniellukebarth

>>564211232
Fuck off

>>564211232
I wish I was born in a time where you I didnt read the stupid shit you wrote.

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>>564211232
this is about porn gtfo

>>564206709
gr8 b8 m8 can't w8 to masturb8

>>564211209
lost, that pic gets me every time

>>564207790
Check out /soc/, thats all it is.

>>564208052
holy damn

>>564211209
best fake taxi chick ever

>>564206709
>>564207129
>>564206891
Okay, here's the story of the girl, she's was in Canada, and she died from drinking antifreeze.
Her name was Mary-Ann Rialeb, and she was at a party. It was at a college senior's apartment in Vancouver. His little brother had apparently spiked some drinks with antifreeze to try to get all the girls drunk really fast, but didn't realize it was poison and could kill them.
The only one who actually drank any was Mary-Ann, and she had already had some drinks before then. She got really weird drunk and started complaining about not being able to see anything. She the guy (the senior's little bro, not the senior) convinced her to strip down and pose for some pictures. He left to get his camera and then when he came back he asked if it would be alright to snap some pictures. She didn't say anything so he assumed it was okay, and he took one or two pics. He then asked if she would change her position and pose but she still didn't say anything, so he moved her around.
As he took the pictures, he was uploading them on the computer. It wasn't until he had snapped 4 pictures that he realized she wasn't breathing. The fourth picture, he had pulled her bra off. That one is very rare.
But anyway, after that, he found she was dead and panicked and called an ambulance (after doing what he does best,) but the pictures were already up on the internet. When her mom found out, she got scared and was quoted as saying "I'm your dream, mind astray, I'm your eyes while youre away, I'm your pain while you repay. You know its SAD BUT TRUE!!!!"

>>564211658
die in a fire

>>564207475
3edgy5me

>>564211232
W-what?

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>>564211658
thanks mr skeltal

>>564205376
daniellukebarth

>>564207223
Dammit lost

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mfw im a girl
mfw i came here to see pretty girls and not fap like u swines
mfw i watch u guys getting turned on
mfw

>>564209509
yes yes and YES

>>564207450
Sauce?

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insta-boner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxnEHHK0fto

>>564211932
why does your face look like that faggot john green

>>564205036
lost

>>564211658
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Perfection_Girl

>>564206505
genuinely astonished for a half second there. good one on you anon

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>>564211932

>>564211932
tits or gtfo

also, id pay to be some where the other way around, girls fingering themselves and shit, and some posting pics of their dicks and shit, all oc... it would be a great place, i wouldnt care about the photos

I won. What weak fuckin thread

>>564206709

Mods, where are you when needed ?

>>564205036
how can anyone fap to fake tits

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>>564211932

>>564211971
No fucking way.
Is there more?

>>564209640
Yep, Emma glover in op's pic she has a skinny waist. . I need thick girls, 150-180lbs, suggestions? Traps Okay. ..

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>>564211932
Cool story bro

I can't wait to hear how it ends.

>>564207826
Jacob Gasser?

skype me, i wanna show you my big hard cock

scottharman2

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Yep

>>564212469
Says the guy pretending his hand his a pussy.

>>564212089
The full captions are the best...

You guys are failing, Havent had an urge yet.

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>>564211932
>mfw you claim to be a girl w/o showing tits

>>564206709
Call me a "white knight" I dont care... you fags who keep posting this shit know its not right so fuck you faggots... i have been on B since SMILEY ran shit... this post is disgusting even for b

>>564206964
at least it's old. most people don't remember it, but its better than 90% of the things posted on /b/

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>>564212053
>>564212053
MLESS A089F3B

I learned this with 2 seconds on a reverse image search anon.

>>564211932
gr8 b8 m8 i'd r8 8/8 but i am masterb8 sorry k8

>>564208697
theyre not scrunchies
theyre just a sparkly rose pattern
you can fucking tell so easily

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>>564210075

>>564211971

No way.

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Kudos to anyone who can find sauce on this

>>564208052
Any more of her?

This thread fucking sucks.

>>564212469
You haven't seen many boobs IRL have you?

I won!

>>564211658
From Vancouver, all lies.

>>564212617
go back to reddit faggot

>>564206891
>>564206891
in the beginning. when /b/ was young. it began to be berated a raided by newfags. the elderfags. in fear of losing their beloved site. created oldfags. and asked of them to create a method of identifying newfags.

the oldfags of yesterday complied. and developed a system. by posting this picture. one oldfag sacreficed himself. his name. jesusfag. who responded "too soon" to the image. then a newfag asked "whats the story. and all the old fags in unison. berated the newfag. from that day forward. all the newfags were to afraid to ask. so they write "too soon" knowing that jesusfag got away with it. now all the old fags. and that one elder fag. can identify all the newfags.

>>564208697
obviously flowers with rhinestones on them - pnk and yellow roses

>>564211232
The 21st century, with video games and petty luxuries, and the internet. Fuck off.

>>564209882
moar from Lilu

>>564212602
Looks just like my Sister (except with smaller tits)

>>564213091
this webm is severely mislabelled.

>>564212612
Sauce?

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>>564213501
Someone's pretty mad over a joke.

>>564211658
>thattotallyhappened.AAC

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>>564207116
Pass me my gear, I'm going in.

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>>564212781
Holy shit man! I forgot about Chris Farley on Saterday Night Live. That guy was fucking funny man.

Also you guys still have yet to me me lose. try harder

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>>564209813

That's just brilliant.

>>564208989
sauce

>>564210905
I was there! He also had a fucked up zombie arm in the tub.

14264

>>564213091
is that amber from House MD?

>>564211658
Complete nonsense, beginning with her drinking a drink contaminated with antifreeze. Sure it's a sweet poison, but there's no way she could consume a small drink with enough antifreeze in it to be toxic without realizing something was wrong. Then the symptoms don't match because it's not as if you drink antifreeze and suddenly begin dying, it has to be absorbed first! Sure, at first it appears to have the same effect as being drunk with slurred speech and dizziness, but that's only in the first few hours. It's not until the next day that serious symptoms occur and there is a possibility of death, so the odds of her ignoring any other symptoms for twelve or so hours while partying with guys she doesn't know is slim at best. Furthermore ethanol is an antidote to antifreeze. She would have been fine.
Even if all of that did happen, someone has to be lying. The girl in the photo has red cheeks, and a healthy complexion that would not be there after death. In order for this to be achieved a massive amount of make-up would have to be applied to the entire body, which would take time. Then there's the issue of her eyes, which are is several different positions in the pictures. True there is a theory about cola, pop rocks, and a turkey baster, but why would someone do that to a body they think is alive? As if all that weren't enough, what about the temperature of the body? Once she died it'd begin to cool, and he'd have to notice that she wasn't alive by that! The entire story has holes in it! Just like a woman's body does, and should!
My opinion on the story of perfection girl is the strange item half hidden under the sheets. It looks like either a panty liner or a diaper, to me at least.

>>564213264
http://kickass.to/ria-sakuragi-black-gal-fuck-on-the-beach-t6487375.html

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Nice

>>564213912
leyla rose
amelie rose.
bitch looks identicle to my ex.. except my ex had a big ass and no tits.

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I haven't fapped yet. This thread sucks.

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>>564212904

>>564214339
It's a tag for the blanket asswipe

>>564205036
>got both wisdom teeth pulled and some other molar.
>tylenol 3
>took 4 of them
>cannot into boners right now.

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>>564214634
HHHHNNNGGGGG

>>564214634
Seconded

>>564214339
wow, such detective,

>>564213916
try again.....

>>564206709
t2soon4you

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Interested?

>>564209528
i farted

>>564210034
i remember this thread
its funny how this has survived until today

>>564212967
heaven has mastered m8 b8. I no masterb8 yet but it be my f8. I h8 b8 in masterb8 thread. I masterb8 because i no get d8. K8 no like N8. I N8. K8 h8 n8 because n8 over w8. N8 r8 k8 8/8. n8 want to dickt8. it be n8 f8.

>>564215314
Yuppp

>>564215314

Not at all.

>>564213673

shut the fuck up

>>564213837
Sauce on this one? Please.

>>564205036
lost

>>564215463
woah

>>564215314
Trap.

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>>564215314
>>564215476

>>564211142
wow that's probably the hottest thing i've ever seen

>>564205036
I lost before I even saw this thread

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>>564215801

>>564207116
<insert generic seaworld comment about land whale>

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anyone tried some gay action

>>564213837
lost

>>564216337
wtf is in her cleavage

>>564216540
THE FUCK IS THAT THING

>>564209528
This must be what heaven is like

>>564206505
>beardedcat.jpg

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>>564216540
Wtf is this?

>>564207116
absolutely fucking disgusting

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>>564216113
I can keep going if needed.

>>564208516

>coming home to this after a long day at work

welcome to heaven

>>564210568
I believe its some video from American Cocksucking Sluts

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>>564216113

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>>564212840
Faggots post that picture to get the reaction they just got out of you.

Your parents, are they siblings?

>>564217321
>>564217251
>>564217143
>>564217026
Wtf is that stupid face you keep posting on all these pics? You're a fucking faggot if you're trying to watermark these.