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>be me
>had a party at our house last friday
>everyone blackout drunk
>pass out with gf in our bed
>gf's little sister crawls in bed with us
>middle of the night
>pulls out my dick and sucks it
>swallows
>I act like i was still asleep
>she goes back to sleep
>sent me a text today, "i know u were awake"

I'm freaking out /b/ should i tell my gf? what if she tells her first?

pic related: my gf's little sister
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she's constantly sending me pics
shit is out of control
not sure how to deal with this
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>>564164597
Deny that shit bro. Innocence card.
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>>564164597

Reply: "Awake for what?"
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>>564164871
noods?
and deny it man
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>>564164871
sister 3some

do it faggot
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>>564164597
first off OP, ask her what she wants. If she wants more D then do it. If shes trying to blackmail you. Tell her sister first and act like you dont know whats shes talking about.
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>>564164907
>>564165073
>>564165201
I'm not gonna post nudes of her little sister, bro

I thought about replying, "what are you talking about?" but I'm worried about opening that can of worms

just ignoring the little sister for now
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>>564165608
but you do have them
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>>564165608
"little" as in what age?
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>>564165608

why not
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OP is huge faggot.
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>>564165073
This. Pretend like you were to drunk to remember anything.
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>>564164597
First off how old is she? Does she have a kik? Also can I date her? Ill let her suck my dick any time.
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>>564165608
show us a picture of your gf so we may judge which is superior based on looks alone
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>>564164597
What time did she send you the text?
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>>564166039

This.
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>>564165454
nah, dude
this aint a porn. it's reality
if my gf found out, she'd prob kill both of us

>>564165573
that's the thing i'm confused about
what the fuck does she want from me?
i'm older than her, and dating her sister
i can't understand why she's doing this
her sister is really nice to her, so it can't be
out of spite
i kind of feel like her little sister is in love with me, and i never lead her on, but that night it just kind of happened and i was really fucking drunk

>>564165793
that's what i'm doing right now
just playing it off like i remember NOTHING about that night
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>>564164597
OP can you hook me up bro. Whats her number?
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>>564165608
>I'm not gonna post nudes of her little sister, bro

/thread faggit
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lol guys it's a cop tryhing to bait pedo's
you're all vulnerable to basic social engineering..
queefs.
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>>564165608
Why not? She's 18.
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>>564166154
*Tips FBI*
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Just go for the blackout route. Deny that it ever happened, act like you genuinely don't remember. You win.
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>>564166312
no age was given
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>>564166039
my gf
>we live in the shittiest redneck small town

i love my gf. not gonna leave her for her sister
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>>564164597
Tell her to clean her fucking bathroom.
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>>564166518
leave her for the sister op
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>>564166154
See now you're not being cofident enough, are you going to slink through life doing nothing? Nothing but the bear minimum, would you rather be able to go through life saying that you tried and or succeeded, instead of looking back on it with regret.
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Faggotry confirmed.
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>>564165608
You play her.

She wants your cock, but you have to lay down the rules for her.
-She can suck it on the sly
-She can never tell anyone

She doesn't like these rules, you just deny it. Simple
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>>564166631
This
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>>564166154
She wants to own you, and if she can't she'll send you to prison on an underage beef. There are a lot of guys in prison whose only crime was getting a teenage girl mad at them.
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>>564166518
Op let me hook up with her man! Let me get some of that fresh meat.
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OP stop being a bitch, this is like my favorite hentai scenario right now.
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>>564166518
I prefer the sister, even though she is a hoe. I prefer them skinny legs over all that meat.
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>>564166518

Play your cards right, angle for the sisters threesome.

win
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>>564166518
gf looks better than the younger sister, just deny everything.

anyone else really fucking irritated at how the little sister is arching her back to make her ass look bigger? she looks retarded
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say 'u wot m8'
when she tells you be like lol as if nigga

when she insists ask her if she is serious

tell her she raped you
you were asleep and she raped you
tell her you're calling the police

send her to jail
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>>564166210
Nah, bro
not unless i knew you irl

>>564166312
kek

>>564166386
>>564166431
>>564166453
everyone is over 18. calm down fagits

>>564166452
i agree
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>>564166639
Also, I'm talking about going for both, be the base of that triangle and fuck them both.
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>>564166805
alpha male detected


do it OP
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>>564166518
Who blows better OP?
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>>564166878
why not reply "Oh shit. And I thought I had dreamt of you and felt bad about it..."
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>>564166518
>be you
>go to your gf
>tell her you need to talk
>tell her what sister did
>tell her that you were raped by sister
>start crying
>be all emotional about it
>don't respond to little sister
>tell her how she keeps harassing you
>tell her how you get unnerved around her because she raped you
>really press the rape card
>ask gf if she still loves you even though you are now "impure" (use that word)
>???
>profit
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>>564166154
>This ain't porn. Its reality
>implying you just ain't another lying sack of shit
/thread
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>>564167178
this
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Say "awake for what?" Deny the shit out of it
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>>564166878
Just do this. Tell your GF before she tells her. If she gets to her before you, then shell probably wont belive you. Also ask her what does she want before you tell your gf
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>>564167178
fucking this op.

anon you're a genius
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>>564166902
i mean, they joke around like when my gf says she loves my dimples and i'm cute, her little sister will be like, "i'd fuck him" and they both laugh

it's not awkward or anything

honestly, i'm just worried her little sister will try to pull something like i took advantage of her or some weird shit like that, you know?

i want to cover my ass

>>564167081
my gf is way better at blowjobs and handjobs

we'll smoke weed together, then she'll just sit there with lube and play with my dick and do these weird things with her hands, like she's using her nails and her hand

i can't even describe it. it's like she's doing this weird magic trick with her hands, stimulating every part of my dick, then she'll use her mouth

i'm not gonna leave my gf
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>>564167178
I can't think of anything more likely to work than this. Do it.
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>>564167178
all of this.
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>>564167178
This

OP do this
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>>564167178
> impure
> le kek fase
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one answer ...threesome
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>>564167178
Use this op, but don't cry to much. Also if your GF is cool with it, then fuck them both!
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>>564167374
BINGO
that's what i'm scared about, bro

if she goes to my gf first, my gf will be like, why you didn't tell me?

everyone who is in a relationship knows, when your gf catches you in a lie, they just know

she can look at me, and i'll start kinda like smiling like "oh shit you caught me" and i'm fucked

so...i think i need to tell her first, but i need a good story, like "i think something happened, but i can barely remember"

you know what i mean?
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They're both ugly. Just get out of the situation OP, its not going to end well.
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>>564164597

>>564167178
OP i found your solution
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>>564167178
Yes
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>>564166518
lol fat piece of shit
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>>564167391
OP does the little sister have KIK? If so can you give it to me so I can add her? I wont troll her or anything. I want to be friends with her.
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>>564167391
>i'm not gonna leave my gf
---> >>564166731
You don't hav to leave her. You have to keep the little one quiet. Give her your dick. Don't selfish. Also try to teach her how to suck it like her sister.
Tell her she can play with it, but she can't get too attached. Seriously. Play nice and give it to her AND keep your girlfriend.
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>>564167374
this
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>>564167946
upload a pic of your gf, nigger
>inb4 not your hand. an actual female human
>inb4 not a plush mlp pony either
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Post more pics
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>>564167736
tell that she has to walk in on you and your GF doing the nasty. When she walks in she has to be crying saying that she just broke up with her BF, or some guy just fucked and dumped her. Then get her acting like she just wants to be loved. Wincest triangle. Win internet.
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>>564167736
You were drunk and passed out. You thought it was a bad dream. You never asked for it. Turn on the waterworks and say her sister is bragging about it.
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>>564167736
Dude its so fucking easy. Just say you were passed out and you had a dream that her little sister sucked your dick. Then tell her I think she really did, because she said I was awake!
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>>564167736
abort, retry, fail?> deny
invalid parameter specified
abort, retry, fail?> deny
invalid parameter specified
abort, retry, fail?> deny
invalid parameter specified
abort, retry, fail?> deny
invalid parameter specified
abort, retry, fail?> deny_
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I think something happened to op...
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>>564168094
the little cute demon that haunts me
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Or you stop giving a fuck, tell her sister to fuck off and that's it. She has nothing on you.
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>>564167178
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>>564168276
Never mind
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>>564168326
autism the hedgehog alert
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>>564167736
OP tell her that you can't text but, can talk over email or a messaging app. Give her my info I will get you out of this completely unharmed
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>>564167178
>>564168326
Fucking OP respond to this brilliant fucker
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>>564168326
Gotta go fast
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>>564168326
that was the gayest sentence I read today. Good job.
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>>564168326
Just play the complete blackout story on her sister, then ask what you were awake for, and if she tells you "when I gave you a blowjob", ask why, and make it look like she's the badguy (because she is), then screenshot it all, and if it comes back to haunt you show the proof
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>>564167178
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>>564167736
DO NOT TELL YOUR GIRL FRIEND

(I don't think she'll be understanding. "Oh I was drunk, and uh, thought it was you.. yeah")

The little one's got you, now you have to play her.
>>564167969
>>564166731
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>>564167736
Same here. I can get you out, but you need to trust me. Give me her kik and I can get you out of this mess I promise.
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>>564168326
Leave gf for autism the edgehog
Also do this
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>>564168326
god, youre so fucking annoying. fuck both of them for a while and wait till your gf dumps you. if you're pretty enought to get both of em, you can get some better pussy somewhere else. BE A MAN GOD DAMN IT
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Deny it and hope your gf doesn't go on /b/
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>>564168125
i kinda like this one
i'll act like i was embarrassed or something gay like that

>>564168191
something like that

>>564168373
nah, bro
you don't know girls
they're sneaky as fuck

>>564168478
haha
yeah, that was a bit autistic of me

>>564168516
nah man
she's still family to me
i would need to know you irl

>>564168594
hahaha
i know
i regret writing that gay shit now
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need more pics of little sitster
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>>564166154
Don't pretend that you don't know anything, then she could make up an even worse story and "you don't remember"

You were asleep. You remember everything else including going to sleep. nothing else. She sucked your dick while you were sleeping. Ask her what she is talking about then show your girlfriend and say something along the lines of why is her sister doing this is this some sort of prank?
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>>564164597
OP DENY DENY DENY

BEING LIKE OH I THINK SOMETHING HAPPENED BUT I DONT REMEMBER DOES NOT FUCKING WORK

PLAY THAT SHIT OUT

TELL HER HER SISTER IS SENDING YOU RANDOM MESSAGES AND YOU THINK ITS MENT FOR SOMEONE ELSE

I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHATS THE SISTER GONNA SAY I SUCKED HIS DICK WHILE HE WAS ASLEEP AND I THINK HE WAS AWAKE

IF U DENY SHELL LOOK LIKE A RAPIST AND THATS OK IN MY BOOKS

IF U HINT THAT U WERE THE SLIGHTEST BIT AWAKE ITS ALL ON YOU
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>>564167178
do it op
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>>564167178
this is stupid. why would you make such a big deal of it and commit yourself to having to act uncomortable around the sister.
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>>564168216

made me think of this, I think I'll redownload it and play once more
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>>564168835
Email me here [email protected] we will talk and I will help you with this. I don't want to see a bro go down this way
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>>564164597
Play dumb until the sister says I gave you a bj last night. Act really angry. Show girlfriend the text messages then you win
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>>564168835
>act like i was embarrassed or something gay like that

Yes. Feel guilty about it happening but ashamed that her sister "took advantage" of your drunken state. Take your girlfriend's attention AWAY from the blowjob and have her focus on the slut sister.
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>>564168794
SAUCE? what's happening here?
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>>564169108
^^^
THIS POST IS THE BEST YET, FOLLOW THIS AND YOU'LL GET OUT
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>>564169108
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN KEEP YOUR GIRLFRIEND
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>>564168914
this OP

Go even further, send the sis a message that sais something like:

"Umm...I think this was meant for someone else? ;)"
Something gay like that, you know what I mean
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>>564167178
As greasy as this move is, i think its most likely to work.

OP, this.
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>>564168835
OP you daft fuckmanard. Look here:>>564167178
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>>564167178
You are a diamond in the rough my friend
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>>564168835
Yo ask her for her kik. Ill pretend to be you or someone from the party. I can help you get out of this. Also can you give us her facebook or twiter?
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>>564164597
Sounds like you had a good dream.
Maybe the 'you were awake message' was meant for your gf's sister. Definitely sounds like you should tell her there was a mix up there.
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OP show us more pics if the sister
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>>564169159
THIS WILL MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU LET HER LITTLE SISTER SUCK YOUR DICK
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>>564169198
Looks like a seizure after being knocked the fuck out.
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>>564169010
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your best plan is to pretend you were blacked out and don't remember a fucking but you already fucked up because if this thread is ever found it'll show you knew what was happening.

if this is even true
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>>564166843
This if shit goes further show the conversation to her parents and tell them she is harassing you.
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>>564169384
Seriously!

Why is no one listening to me?
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>sit down with whole family
>make her dad suck your dick
>make him look into their eyes as he swallows
>assume role as alpha and patriarch
>????
>profit
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>>564169416

Full on brain damage if you ask me.
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>>564169384
Not if you say that you were too drunk to consent. Better yet, you didn't even know it was happening. Women do that shit all the time. It's called the "buyers remorse" rape accusation.
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>>564169010
This. The sister can't rat you out without causing a huge mess. And on the flip side, you might damage a family by telling the truth. She just made a hormone induced mistake, you shouldn't tear apart her family over it.

Basically you have to let the jury decide this one, because the death penalty is in effect. A plea deal wouldn't make sense.
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>>564169198
girl gets into a fight, they wrap up, girl in pink shirt drops the other girl on her head. other girl gets knocked out, girl continues to slam her 3 times and then a few punches. concussion + brain damage = seizure
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>>564168609
this is a good idea
thanks, anon

>>564168680
you're a girl, aren't you? lol
i told my sister and she said this exact same thing

>>564168781
how can i give her kick without displaying it for everyone on here?

>>564168794
oh shit
she went full retard from that beating

>>564168805
it's not all about pussy, bro
i love my gf

>>564168820
my gf doesn't even know what 4chan is

>>564168842
adding one more now

>>564168867
i like what someone else wrote, about screenshot a convo after i trap her in a confession or whatever
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>>564169690
slam her head 3 times **
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>>564164597
Damn it op can you give us her kik? Also send use the link to the little sisters twitter, skype, or facebook?
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>>564169690
I boxed professionally for 2 years, and as an amateur for 6.

I've never seen a knockout that turned into a seizure on that level. Crazy.
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>>564169614
Except that doesn't work if you're a guy. No one will believe you, in fact they'll make fun of you for it relentlessly.
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>>564169809
>i love my gf
lol what a fucking faggot
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>>564165608
if you don't respond to her it will look like you're admitting it
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>>564169809
Whats your KIK? Ill add you, then you can message me her kik from their. Ok?
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>>564166518
gf is hot, sis isn't.
Stay whit the blackout drunk story. Tell sis to go fuckherself.
Post nudes of GF.

Don't start whining or crying, you did nothing wrong. Act like it.
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>>564169809
no problem, I got caught in a similar situation with my old GF and her sister, the sister looked like a right twat afterward.
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>>564169108
yeah, i like this one

>>564169159
what about "destroying the family" thing?
it'll suck with them hating each other
things will get complicated

>>564169213
>>564169216
yeah, i like this one too
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>>564169198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isZQvMLRTqM
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>>564169934
she probably had a pre existing condition
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>>564167178
This plan is all that is right with communal knowledge.
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>>564169452
It isnt.
>Why has nobody asked op for a screen shot of the txt's to back up his bullshit claims?
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>>564168835
little sister have sent shit loads of pics to you, you cant play the deny card because SHE KNOWS you have seen that, and she prolly also knows you were awake..
3 options
1: tell gf now, hope she takes u over sis
2: leave gf, tell her its because of unknown reasons, bit later confess to her what her sister did, most likely to work out for you cuz she prolly still loves you
3: do nothing and see what happens
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>>564170131
inb4 OP is the little sister wondering why he didn't answer yet.
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>>564170131
bro inbox me her kik [email protected] I will take care of it
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>>564167178

if the world were a logical place, that would work. However, its more likely to end up with OP's girlfriend either blaming him or just laughing.

on a slight digression, remember all that shit over the Steubenville case (google it if you don't)? Those kids got convicted of rape for messing with a girl's pussy (no dicks) while she was asleep. And the entire country lost its shit over this, because 'muh rape culture'.

Now, what are the chances the little sister here would ever be convicted of rape for messing with OP's dick while (she thought) he was asleep? Even if she actually admitted it? 1%? 0.1%? a billion to fucking one?

Moral of the story: don't try to get clever, and don't think about how you could turn this to your advantage - things are so stacked against you in as a male vs. a female that you'll be lucky if you can just get away from it unscathed.
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>>564169809
Give her your dick, stupid!
She'll get tired of it after you've taught her how to suck it right. She will move on to another guy with the techniques you've shown her.
Lay down the rules of no emotional attachments and fuck her conniving little skull silly.

Don't confess and cause a shit storm for your gf family
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>>564169934
yeah, I agree. i've seen knock outs cause the body to tense up and maybe a few twitches or some weird sounds. but she went full blown retard, grand mal seizure and all
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>>564169218
yeah, i think that's a good way to start
good idea, anon

>>564169278
>daft fuckmanard?
lol that's a new one for me
yeah, i read that one, but..
...i'm adding all the good suggestions together

>>564169297
i'm debating about doing that bro
i'll add more pics for now till i decide
thanks

>>564169369
i agree

>>564169379
adding now
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>>564169159
>this
the only logical solution
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>>564166631

Seconded.
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>>564170014
They'd believe you, especially if you speak up. It takes a lot of courage to admit being raped as a dude. I'd take ridicule over prison any day.
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this is going to be a shit suggestion but play some mind games

make it seem like you do not care and she has no power over you

reply 'yep'

to which she will reply 'u know i cud fuk up ur life rite?'

reply 'sure'

just in general be apathetic

if all else fails, accuse her of rape, blackmail, and giving some shit head

if she's underageb& then you might not want to accuse her of rape
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>>564169027
>>564168516

2desperate3obvious
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>>564166518
Just came to your gf to balance all those /b/tards who loaded to her sis.

You're welcome anon
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>>564165608
Skeleton as fuck.
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youre fucked OP

proof of everything is in the sisters phone.

get her phone...erase ALL the messages to you.

go from there.
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Act like you fucking don t remember anything. Then when the lil sis tells about the bj if you play it like wtf I dont believe this shit and show it to your gf it s won
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>>564169809
OP, professional girl here. You have 3 options

Option 1: >>564167178

Option 2: >>564168609

Option 3: >>564168914

If your girlfriend is a sap for sob stories than option 1 is your best bet. If your girlfriend is more logical than option 3 is your best bet. Option 2 is also pretty good if you want to take the paper trail route and fuck up the sister relationship (I think in this situation that is perfectly fine because the little sister is the cockmongering whore).
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>>564169809
>it's not all about pussy, bro
>i love my gf

you're a disgrace to all mans. IT IS ALL ABOUT PUSSY, YOU AINT GONNA LOVE THAT BITCH IN A FEW MONTHS, SHIT NIGGER FUCK YOU IM OUT
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This nigga lyin'.
>I'm not going to post her nudes bro.
>he ain't got them, probably stole these pictures from her phone.
>if he ain't lying
> hr ain't trading in for better middle of girl, hence a faggot.
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>>564164597
Get out me cahr
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>have party
>invite both
>drug them both when they are good and drunk
>¿¿¿¿¿
>why don't you have a seat?
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>>564169108
I mean this lelz
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>>564170506
So what if this is the both sisters ploy to get her involved? I mean if they joke about it comfortably, that must mean they've talked about it before. You could be messing this up, Op.
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>>564170131
OP give me your kik, so I can message you my friend.
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>>564166518
Are you serious nigger? This pic was in a thread earlier about some kik slut cheating on her bf by sending nudes to some faggot. All you niggers are getting trolled.
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If i had the opportunity to have a sister 3some, I would not have time to post this thread on /b/ because I would be too busy enacting wild fantasies
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>>564164871
FUCK THEM BOTH
FUCK THEM BOTH
FUCK THEM BOTH

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN MAKING ME TYPE THIS SHIT

EVEN IF IT DESTROYS YOUR RELATIONSHIP BUT IT WONT BECAUSE THATS HOW THEY PROBABLY ROLL ANYHOW

GODDAMMIT
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>>564171039
FUCK OFF FBI
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>>564169543
nah
i wouldn't do something gay like that
you don't mess with people's parents like that
we need to work it out ourselves

>>564169567
i'm listening, bro
i'm adding all the suggestions to make a good decision after hearing everyone out
it's all good, anon

>>564169614
it's not the first time a girl has done this to me
happened with an ex gf as well
i think girls just drink too much then do stupid shit that they wouldn't otherwise do
the little sister likes me, but she wouldn't hurt her sister on purpose. you know?

>>564169685
i really like this statement
we think a lot alike
i don't want to ruin their sister relationship
they really love each other a lot

>>564170080
i agree. that's why i made this thread
getting desperate to act now

>>564170093
what did you do?
please, anon...tell me how you handled it

>pic is my gf's body
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>>564166518

They are both shit but the younger sister is clearly an upgrade
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>>564170749
Option 4: >>564166731 >>564167969 >>564168680 >>564170447
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>>564171039
Fbi lolol
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>>564171331
slut
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>>564164597
OP, what if this is an elaborate scheme set up by both sisters to bring the little sister into the relationship?

>inb4 this doesn't happen in real life

Does your GFs little sister sucking your dick in the middle of the night happen in real life?

[spoiler]But seriously, listen to this anon >>564170749[/spoiler]
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>>564171291

YOU HAVE TO GET THE SISTERS PHONE AND DELETE EVERY MESSAGE AND PIC SENT TO YOU.

then its deny deny deny time.
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>>564164597
>near perma lurk disengaged

Backing up a step, sometimes people go after those close to someone they already know or who, due to circumstances, they interact with, or are pushed to interact with, due to little more than exposure and a lack of breadth in personal relationships. Use this suggestion and the implications from it how you will.
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>>564171291
Yo OP don't be a faggot. Whats your kik so I can add you?
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>>564171331
yeah but that is least likely to work and OP already said he loves gf. If she was just a set of holes it would be different, I'd say go for it.
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>>564166631
This
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>>564171143
>>564171494
its not FBI faggots you think they give a fuck about some old pizza pics on 4chan? ive gone to the links on these posts and havent gotten v&
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>>564171291

dawg can you please just post the nudes
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>>564168594
THANKS SANIC
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>>564171039
>tfw the FBI posts more CP on /b/ than actual posters
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>>564171009
12 replies desperate as fuck
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>>564170785
Go be stupid somewhere else.
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>>564171821
nice try fbi
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>>564164597
JUST PICK A FUCKING METHOD AND SHOW US THE TEXTS
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>>564171821
FBI detected
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>>564170435
this is a smart person right here

my dad always says never to try to outsmart a woman, because you'll get fucked in the end

people need to understand, when it comes down to it, everyone will take the side of the little cute sister over a dude who's dick got sucked

you're so right, bro

>>564170447
i'm not trying to act like that fantasy wouldn't be great, but you don't shit where you sleep

we all live together

>>564170749
yeah, she's more of a logical person and she's smart
i think you're absolutely right
my sister advised the same kind of thing
women know better, so i'll take this into consideration (if you're a girl.)

>tits or gtfo
>(thanks for helping tho)
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>>564170785
kek
>virgin detected
>autist trigger confirmed

>>564170985
honestly, that sounds great, but what are the chances of that? lol
that'd be too crazy to believe
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>>564171534
All straight girls and gay boys need to learn how to suck cock the right way. The experienced shouldn't be so prudish with their knowledge. Don't be such a christfag

>>564171756
Sure he loves his gf, and the best way to to avoid breaking up is to keep this quiet
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>>564172191
op can you message her now to make this more interesting?
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>>564172191
SKELETOR!!!!
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>>564170506
When you tell your gf, just tell her that you enjoyed the bj at the party and when she denys doing it act confused. That way you can act that you thought it was her. With her sister just act like you have no idea what she's on about
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>>564172191
Live the Fantasy then fool. Try and get some threesomes.
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Wont show nudes get the fuck off my /b/
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>>564166639
>bear minimum
>bear
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>>564172487
wtf dude upload the nudes shes 18 its all good, and also just be honest gf and hope to get out of this unscathed
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>>564172191
No tits but I demand a tribute from some faggot in this thread.
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>>564171291
>he little sister likes me, but she wouldn't hurt her sister on purpose. you know?

Little sister likes you, but she needs to learn about boundaries. You are not her boyfriend and she can't just go around sucking cocks of unavailable men. This will teach her a valuable lesson.
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>>564172191
>we all live together
Omg. Not for very long if you confess.

...You're going to have to set up a time and place where she can blow you, farrr away
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>>564166518
Seen this picture in another thread I swear to God. It's nice knowing this is total bullshit now I can sit back and watch
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>>564172191
Don' try to out smart her. Try to out stupid her. Act all stupid until she slips up and tells you what she did. Then screen shot it and show your gf, or black mail her.
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>>564171073
I'm not desperate, bro
I can fuck two girls at a party
Not ruin my relationship with these girls
and their family, who have done so much for me
including how her parents helped me finance my truck, and were always a support system in my life
>tl;dr it's not worth burning this bridge
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>Mfw I realised we probably won't find out what happens at the end of OP's situation anytime soon.
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>>564167391
Sounds like Klixxen. Don't give that shit up, I always wanted a girl like that.
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>>564172942
What was the thread about?
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>>564166518
>I love my gf

No you don't; you cheated on her remember. Being drunk isn't an excuse either.
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>>564172756
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>>564173001
Good for you.
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This is gonna 404 soon, so make another thread when this one does!
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>>564173001

meng just tell the sister what she did was wrong and cant happen again, be a fucking adult. tell your girlfriend too, and tell her that her sister obviously has some issues that she needs to work out. 5 billion percent better if you tell her yourself than her finding out later.
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She wants your D. But she wants to know if you're interested, since your dating her sister and she is not 100% sure if you're going to go for it. So now she is poking you. It means you have her where you want her.

Give her the D, but lay down the rules, you are not leaving your gf, and no one can know, or else there will be a shitstorm for everyone. FFS she already sucked it! if she were remorsefull or ashamed she would've been the one all acting like I don't remember what happened.
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>>564170506
Tell your girlfriend you loved it when she gave you head that night.
She'll say she didn't
Tell her she must have
She'll think that you right it was her and can't blame you for it.
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>>564164597
This is copy pasta
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>>564164597
You are the biggest faggot to ever fag.
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>>564167178
KEK
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>>564173553
Thought *
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>>564173604
Got any proof?
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oh common guy.
She had a crush on her rolemodels love.
Now she tries to play a game.
Go out there, be a man and play it.

Rule nr.1 don let there be anything that can be interpreted as evidence against you.

No matter what way you want the game to go.

If at one point you decide to deny her, you better be sure you are the one at the lever.

btw she was 18 wasn't she?
didnt read.
if not stay away, totally not worth a ruined life.
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Here's what you do op. In order to to not fuck up the family, it is probably better your gf doesnt know.

However, if that bitch tries blackmail, threaten to go on jerry springer.
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>>564173732
He said so in the internet, it has to be true
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>>564173732
I can't wait till summer is over
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try being honest. and post nudes. faggot.
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No more pics? Sage goes in all fields.
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>>564173324
>>564173001
listen to the em0
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Still waiting for your kik op.
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>>564173951
>sage goes in all fields
>no sage
kek
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>>564173142
Some guy on Kik talking about how her friends boyfriend is really kinky and said he took a picture of her in her panties with a bottle of Smirnoff and here we are with that exact same photo that was posted
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>>564172575
A good plan, if a week hadn't already passed.

It would be strange to bring that up a week after the fact.
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>>564173951
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You should also talk to her in person. Tell her how much your gf means to you and maybe she will be reasonable.
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tell your girlfriend her sister is a bigger whore than her.
when she asks what youre talking about, tell her she blew you while your gf was sleeping. and if shes like yea right, then just be like LOL right?
and you told the truth and the dumb cunt didnt beleive you
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>>564172487
i'm posting the pics to get people to contribute and come talk about this
it's nothing you wouldn't see if we were at the pool or beach, so it's no big deal
why would i post nudes of my gf or her sister?

>>564172534
top kek

>>564172634
>get the fuck off my /b/
please, get medication for your autism

>>564172865
man, i love stoner chicks

>>564172894
i agree with you, but i don't want the sisters to hate each other and fuck things up in the family

>>564172987
good idea, anon

>>564173101
i'm taking in all the advice before i make a decision, anon

>>564173103
Googled "Klixxen"
Exactly like that, bro! Lol
That's what my gf does
It's incredible, esp when i'm high

>>564173142
that's bullshit
these are all from my phone

>>564173221
i was too drunk to fight her off
honestly, i was FUCKED UP
i just remember looking down and seeing her
and just couldn't wake up

>>564173309
I guess I could
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>>564170207
Texts are the most easily faked things. They prove nothing when posted on the interwebz.
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>>564164597
don't tell your gf, if her sister tells her then act like you were asleep, then your gf has to decide if she believes you or her sister. then you have a chance she believes you, otherewise if you tell your gf the truth you are fucked without a chance of getting out of that undemaged.
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>>564167178
impure
you came
so dumb lol
would dump/10
with tha quickness
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Op give us her facebook you fucking faggot!
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Anon, if you plan on staying with your gf, the only way to deal with it is to tell her the truth. If you don't you will have to live with the fear that she will find out your lie for the duration of the relationship. Come clean, if your gf a rational human being and loves you, she will be on your side and believe you when you tell her that it doesn't mean anything and you feel tremendous guilt and shame and all that shit. Lay it all out anon, it's the only way that doesn't put an expiration date on your relationship.
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This is a bit dependent on the kind of relationship you guys have, but my suggestion is honesty. Sit your gf down and tell her what happened and that you're need her help to resolve it. It's clearly troubling you and that should be made clear to your girlfriend. You don't want them to have problems but the sister must face consequences for her actions, even if it means tension in the family. That's up to your gf in how she reacts. Plus the 'you speaking up first' bit works to your advantage as already mentioned.
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OP this is easy.
do not deny repeatedly. do not say "that didn't happen" or "i didn't do it" or "why would i do that", instead say: "wow, your little sister *sucks*"
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>>564172191

It's not about outsmarting her...you've already done that by being a man. It's the fact the system is so fucked right now that makes it a bad idea.

You can still fuck her over on your own terms.
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>>564166518
I wish that was a normal 12 oz bottle of smirnoff...it would mean you were dating the tiniest girl ive ever seen. Imagine how big your dick would look compared to any of her body parts.
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>>564174805
>Why would I post nudes of my gf or her sister
Because literally every person you're crying to and asking for advice (some of which you plan to use) wants to see em.

You owe us.

Also, why wouldn't you? The sister is trying to sabotage you. Sabotage her back.
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>>564173750
yeah, we're all 18 and up
i'm not sure i want to play games with them
things will get fucked up

>>564173837
kek. right? people are retarded

>>564174506
exactly. thank you.
it's been a week already
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peoples views of dating really bother me
if you arent planning on marriage or moving in together then just being boyfriend and girlfriend isnt a life long commitment to each other.
you should be free to sleep around, make sure that she is the one or whatever, dating is just a trial period
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>>564174805
I gave advice I demand tribute. I know it's sort of misplaced considering the thread is about gfs sister blowing you but w/e.
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>>564175004
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>>564174894
this is so fucked

some people make so much sense to not say anything

then people like you make so much sense to be honest in our relationship

>mfw confused as fuck
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>>564175294
Op can you give us the little bitches facebook or fucking twitter!
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>>564175303
Agreed. No ring on my finger, you best believe I'm sampling other goods. I let bf/gf know the relationship is open and poly-amorous behaviors are encouraged.
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if you go the honest approach watch out how you word it op because if you tell your gf that her sister sucked ur dick and u didnt do anything to try and stop it then she'll get pissed
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>>564175764
I know
If I say anything, it needs to be like I have no control over any of it, and it was like some crazy dream or something
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>>564174805
>I was too drunk to fight her off

Bullshit. If it was some ugly cow I guarantee you would've gotten the fuck out of there.
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just act like nothing happened at all, who will believe her sister if she tells, fucking christ
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>>564164597
Shes baiting a confirmation.
If you answer "Huh?" She will probably say "Nevermind"
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>>564175512
If OP's girlfriend is as chill as he makes her out to be, then I would figure the truth would be the best bet.
>>564174805
HEAR THAT OP, YOU MASSIVE RAGING FAGGOT?!

>>564175339
What kind of tribute?
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Would like to see the goods on the little sister. On a side note, this is all pretty damn cool.
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POST. EVERYTHING.
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>>564175985
u could try and say u thought it was ur gf
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>>564176295
the kind where you cum on my picture summerfag
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>>564175339
what are you going on about?
plz explain
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>>564176089
This this this. She has no proof you were awake for it. The price of her accusation would cost too much for her. Anything else would be a complete lie.
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>>564164597
im so jealous of your life OP
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>>564167178
Lost it at Impure, do it op
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>>564164597

This is by far the best solution
>>564168914
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>>564164597
if GF has any intelligence at all, trusts you, or is a halfway decent person, show her your first two posts here.

they tell the story, explain how you're not responsible, and show that you're concerned about lil sis' attention and you don't want to hurt your GF.

GF will be mad, but will forgive you, and will deal with lil sis.
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>>564166154
Threesome
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OP can you tell us the name of your gf sisters name?
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>>564166154
Vonda, btw?
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>>564166154
hold on I don't think a back can bend like that
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OP can you tell us the name of your gf sisters name??
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>>564166518
both are hot. but you love your GF, and she's the good thing you already have. don't let lil sis ruin it
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I'm about to talk to my gf and post results
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Fuck her right in tha pussy! And send me her snapchat bitch!
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There has to be an ass shot of this sister
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Goodluck Bro!!!!!!
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>>564177695
What is the little sisters name?
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>>564169809
>you're a girl, aren't you? lol
>i told my sister and she said this exact same thing

this goes back to my "show your GF the first 2 posts you made here" thing.
the fact that you talked to your sister about it is further proof that you care, and you want to fix this
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>>564167178
legit, she would understand, they are sisters afterall
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>>564170785
you make it painfully obvious you don't spend much time with girls
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>>564176469
Summer is over, and my excessive virginity causes a severe case of ED.

Besides, why would I want to blow a load on a pothead?
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>>564174805
>i was too drunk to fight her off
>honestly, i was FUCKED UP
>i just remember looking down and seeing her
>and just couldn't wake up

again, another thing to show GF for proof you didn't do nothing wrong.

look down, you're drunk. "wtf? is that little sis?"
>but
>pass out
wake up, think maybe a dream, until she texts you
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>>564166154
>that's the thing i'm confused about
>what the fuck does she want from me?
>i'm older than her, and dating her sister
>i can't understand why she's doing this
>her sister is really nice to her, so it can't be
>out of spite
>i kind of feel like her little sister is in love with me, and i never lead her on, but that night it just kind of happened and i was really fucking drunk


Again. SHE WANTS YOUR DICK.
If she's got a crush on you, you have to let her down. Another rule of the game, don't let it become emotional. Make it a condition with her. Finger in her face "I love your sister, not you! - I will do this for you, but no telling anyone ever"
Then teach her how to do it and send her off with her new tricks to some friend or w/e guy at her school.
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haven't read the whole thread, but how old is the younger sister for reals?

looks 15 ngl
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>>564177695
op wont delivar
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>>564177803
I'm waiting on my gf to finish taking a shower
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OP are you gonna answer me or are you just a lieing piece of shit faggot?
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>>564178856
why arent you in there fucking her in the asshole?
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>>564177219
>OP can you tell us the name of your gf sisters name?
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