>had a party at our house last friday
>everyone blackout drunk
>pass out with gf in our bed
>gf's little sister crawls in bed with us
>middle of the night
>pulls out my dick and sucks it
>I act like i was still asleep
>she goes back to sleep
>sent me a text today, "i know u were awake"
I'm freaking out /b/ should i tell my gf? what if she tells her first?
pic related: my gf's little sister
she's constantly sending me pics
shit is out of control
not sure how to deal with this
first off OP, ask her what she wants. If she wants more D then do it. If shes trying to blackmail you. Tell her sister first and act like you dont know whats shes talking about.
I'm not gonna post nudes of her little sister, bro
I thought about replying, "what are you talking about?" but I'm worried about opening that can of worms
just ignoring the little sister for now
this aint a porn. it's reality
if my gf found out, she'd prob kill both of us
that's the thing i'm confused about
what the fuck does she want from me?
i'm older than her, and dating her sister
i can't understand why she's doing this
her sister is really nice to her, so it can't be
out of spite
i kind of feel like her little sister is in love with me, and i never lead her on, but that night it just kind of happened and i was really fucking drunk
that's what i'm doing right now
just playing it off like i remember NOTHING about that night
lol guys it's a cop tryhing to bait pedo's
you're all vulnerable to basic social engineering..
>we live in the shittiest redneck small town
i love my gf. not gonna leave her for her sister
See now you're not being cofident enough, are you going to slink through life doing nothing? Nothing but the bear minimum, would you rather be able to go through life saying that you tried and or succeeded, instead of looking back on it with regret.
You play her.
She wants your cock, but you have to lay down the rules for her.
-She can suck it on the sly
-She can never tell anyone
She doesn't like these rules, you just deny it. Simple
She wants to own you, and if she can't she'll send you to prison on an underage beef. There are a lot of guys in prison whose only crime was getting a teenage girl mad at them.
OP stop being a bitch, this is like my favorite hentai scenario right now.
gf looks better than the younger sister, just deny everything.
anyone else really fucking irritated at how the little sister is arching her back to make her ass look bigger? she looks retarded
say 'u wot m8'
when she tells you be like lol as if nigga
when she insists ask her if she is serious
tell her she raped you
you were asleep and she raped you
tell her you're calling the police
send her to jail
Also, I'm talking about going for both, be the base of that triangle and fuck them both.
>go to your gf
>tell her you need to talk
>tell her what sister did
>tell her that you were raped by sister
>be all emotional about it
>don't respond to little sister
>tell her how she keeps harassing you
>tell her how you get unnerved around her because she raped you
>really press the rape card
>ask gf if she still loves you even though you are now "impure" (use that word)
i mean, they joke around like when my gf says she loves my dimples and i'm cute, her little sister will be like, "i'd fuck him" and they both laugh
it's not awkward or anything
honestly, i'm just worried her little sister will try to pull something like i took advantage of her or some weird shit like that, you know?
i want to cover my ass
my gf is way better at blowjobs and handjobs
we'll smoke weed together, then she'll just sit there with lube and play with my dick and do these weird things with her hands, like she's using her nails and her hand
i can't even describe it. it's like she's doing this weird magic trick with her hands, stimulating every part of my dick, then she'll use her mouth
i'm not gonna leave my gf
that's what i'm scared about, bro
if she goes to my gf first, my gf will be like, why you didn't tell me?
everyone who is in a relationship knows, when your gf catches you in a lie, they just know
she can look at me, and i'll start kinda like smiling like "oh shit you caught me" and i'm fucked
so...i think i need to tell her first, but i need a good story, like "i think something happened, but i can barely remember"
you know what i mean?
>i'm not gonna leave my gf
You don't hav to leave her. You have to keep the little one quiet. Give her your dick. Don't selfish. Also try to teach her how to suck it like her sister.
Tell her she can play with it, but she can't get too attached. Seriously. Play nice and give it to her AND keep your girlfriend.
tell that she has to walk in on you and your GF doing the nasty. When she walks in she has to be crying saying that she just broke up with her BF, or some guy just fucked and dumped her. Then get her acting like she just wants to be loved. Wincest triangle. Win internet.
Dude its so fucking easy. Just say you were passed out and you had a dream that her little sister sucked your dick. Then tell her I think she really did, because she said I was awake!
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the little cute demon that haunts me
that was the gayest sentence I read today. Good job.
Just play the complete blackout story on her sister, then ask what you were awake for, and if she tells you "when I gave you a blowjob", ask why, and make it look like she's the badguy (because she is), then screenshot it all, and if it comes back to haunt you show the proof
DO NOT TELL YOUR GIRL FRIEND
(I don't think she'll be understanding. "Oh I was drunk, and uh, thought it was you.. yeah")
The little one's got you, now you have to play her.
Leave gf for autism the edgehog
Also do this
god, youre so fucking annoying. fuck both of them for a while and wait till your gf dumps you. if you're pretty enought to get both of em, you can get some better pussy somewhere else. BE A MAN GOD DAMN IT
i kinda like this one
i'll act like i was embarrassed or something gay like that
something like that
you don't know girls
they're sneaky as fuck
yeah, that was a bit autistic of me
she's still family to me
i would need to know you irl
i regret writing that gay shit now
Don't pretend that you don't know anything, then she could make up an even worse story and "you don't remember"
You were asleep. You remember everything else including going to sleep. nothing else. She sucked your dick while you were sleeping. Ask her what she is talking about then show your girlfriend and say something along the lines of why is her sister doing this is this some sort of prank?
OP DENY DENY DENY
BEING LIKE OH I THINK SOMETHING HAPPENED BUT I DONT REMEMBER DOES NOT FUCKING WORK
PLAY THAT SHIT OUT
TELL HER HER SISTER IS SENDING YOU RANDOM MESSAGES AND YOU THINK ITS MENT FOR SOMEONE ELSE
I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHATS THE SISTER GONNA SAY I SUCKED HIS DICK WHILE HE WAS ASLEEP AND I THINK HE WAS AWAKE
IF U DENY SHELL LOOK LIKE A RAPIST AND THATS OK IN MY BOOKS
IF U HINT THAT U WERE THE SLIGHTEST BIT AWAKE ITS ALL ON YOU
made me think of this, I think I'll redownload it and play once more
>act like i was embarrassed or something gay like that
Yes. Feel guilty about it happening but ashamed that her sister "took advantage" of your drunken state. Take your girlfriend's attention AWAY from the blowjob and have her focus on the slut sister.
You are a diamond in the rough my friend
your best plan is to pretend you were blacked out and don't remember a fucking but you already fucked up because if this thread is ever found it'll show you knew what was happening.
if this is even true
Not if you say that you were too drunk to consent. Better yet, you didn't even know it was happening. Women do that shit all the time. It's called the "buyers remorse" rape accusation.
This. The sister can't rat you out without causing a huge mess. And on the flip side, you might damage a family by telling the truth. She just made a hormone induced mistake, you shouldn't tear apart her family over it.
Basically you have to let the jury decide this one, because the death penalty is in effect. A plea deal wouldn't make sense.
girl gets into a fight, they wrap up, girl in pink shirt drops the other girl on her head. other girl gets knocked out, girl continues to slam her 3 times and then a few punches. concussion + brain damage = seizure
this is a good idea
you're a girl, aren't you? lol
i told my sister and she said this exact same thing
how can i give her kick without displaying it for everyone on here?
she went full retard from that beating
it's not all about pussy, bro
i love my gf
my gf doesn't even know what 4chan is
adding one more now
i like what someone else wrote, about screenshot a convo after i trap her in a confession or whatever
yeah, i like this one
what about "destroying the family" thing?
it'll suck with them hating each other
things will get complicated
yeah, i like this one too
little sister have sent shit loads of pics to you, you cant play the deny card because SHE KNOWS you have seen that, and she prolly also knows you were awake..
1: tell gf now, hope she takes u over sis
2: leave gf, tell her its because of unknown reasons, bit later confess to her what her sister did, most likely to work out for you cuz she prolly still loves you
3: do nothing and see what happens
if the world were a logical place, that would work. However, its more likely to end up with OP's girlfriend either blaming him or just laughing.
on a slight digression, remember all that shit over the Steubenville case (google it if you don't)? Those kids got convicted of rape for messing with a girl's pussy (no dicks) while she was asleep. And the entire country lost its shit over this, because 'muh rape culture'.
Now, what are the chances the little sister here would ever be convicted of rape for messing with OP's dick while (she thought) he was asleep? Even if she actually admitted it? 1%? 0.1%? a billion to fucking one?
Moral of the story: don't try to get clever, and don't think about how you could turn this to your advantage - things are so stacked against you in as a male vs. a female that you'll be lucky if you can just get away from it unscathed.
Give her your dick, stupid!
She'll get tired of it after you've taught her how to suck it right. She will move on to another guy with the techniques you've shown her.
Lay down the rules of no emotional attachments and fuck her conniving little skull silly.
Don't confess and cause a shit storm for your gf family
yeah, i think that's a good way to start
good idea, anon
lol that's a new one for me
yeah, i read that one, but..
...i'm adding all the good suggestions together
i'm debating about doing that bro
i'll add more pics for now till i decide
this is going to be a shit suggestion but play some mind games
make it seem like you do not care and she has no power over you
to which she will reply 'u know i cud fuk up ur life rite?'
just in general be apathetic
if all else fails, accuse her of rape, blackmail, and giving some shit head
if she's underageb& then you might not want to accuse her of rape
OP, professional girl here. You have 3 options
Option 1: >>564167178
Option 2: >>564168609
Option 3: >>564168914
If your girlfriend is a sap for sob stories than option 1 is your best bet. If your girlfriend is more logical than option 3 is your best bet. Option 2 is also pretty good if you want to take the paper trail route and fuck up the sister relationship (I think in this situation that is perfectly fine because the little sister is the cockmongering whore).
>it's not all about pussy, bro
>i love my gf
you're a disgrace to all mans. IT IS ALL ABOUT PUSSY, YOU AINT GONNA LOVE THAT BITCH IN A FEW MONTHS, SHIT NIGGER FUCK YOU IM OUT
This nigga lyin'.
>I'm not going to post her nudes bro.
>he ain't got them, probably stole these pictures from her phone.
>if he ain't lying
> hr ain't trading in for better middle of girl, hence a faggot.
So what if this is the both sisters ploy to get her involved? I mean if they joke about it comfortably, that must mean they've talked about it before. You could be messing this up, Op.
FUCK THEM BOTH
FUCK THEM BOTH
FUCK THEM BOTH
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN MAKING ME TYPE THIS SHIT
EVEN IF IT DESTROYS YOUR RELATIONSHIP BUT IT WONT BECAUSE THATS HOW THEY PROBABLY ROLL ANYHOW
i wouldn't do something gay like that
you don't mess with people's parents like that
we need to work it out ourselves
i'm listening, bro
i'm adding all the suggestions to make a good decision after hearing everyone out
it's all good, anon
it's not the first time a girl has done this to me
happened with an ex gf as well
i think girls just drink too much then do stupid shit that they wouldn't otherwise do
the little sister likes me, but she wouldn't hurt her sister on purpose. you know?
i really like this statement
we think a lot alike
i don't want to ruin their sister relationship
they really love each other a lot
i agree. that's why i made this thread
getting desperate to act now
what did you do?
please, anon...tell me how you handled it
>pic is my gf's body
OP, what if this is an elaborate scheme set up by both sisters to bring the little sister into the relationship?
>inb4 this doesn't happen in real life
Does your GFs little sister sucking your dick in the middle of the night happen in real life?
[spoiler]But seriously, listen to this anon >>564170749[/spoiler]
>near perma lurk disengaged
Backing up a step, sometimes people go after those close to someone they already know or who, due to circumstances, they interact with, or are pushed to interact with, due to little more than exposure and a lack of breadth in personal relationships. Use this suggestion and the implications from it how you will.
>tfw the FBI posts more CP on /b/ than actual posters
12 replies desperate as fuck
this is a smart person right here
my dad always says never to try to outsmart a woman, because you'll get fucked in the end
people need to understand, when it comes down to it, everyone will take the side of the little cute sister over a dude who's dick got sucked
you're so right, bro
i'm not trying to act like that fantasy wouldn't be great, but you don't shit where you sleep
we all live together
yeah, she's more of a logical person and she's smart
i think you're absolutely right
my sister advised the same kind of thing
women know better, so i'll take this into consideration (if you're a girl.)
>tits or gtfo
>(thanks for helping tho)
All straight girls and gay boys need to learn how to suck cock the right way. The experienced shouldn't be so prudish with their knowledge. Don't be such a christfag
Sure he loves his gf, and the best way to to avoid breaking up is to keep this quiet
When you tell your gf, just tell her that you enjoyed the bj at the party and when she denys doing it act confused. That way you can act that you thought it was her. With her sister just act like you have no idea what she's on about
No tits but I demand a tribute from some faggot in this thread.
>he little sister likes me, but she wouldn't hurt her sister on purpose. you know?
Little sister likes you, but she needs to learn about boundaries. You are not her boyfriend and she can't just go around sucking cocks of unavailable men. This will teach her a valuable lesson.
I'm not desperate, bro
I can fuck two girls at a party
Not ruin my relationship with these girls
and their family, who have done so much for me
including how her parents helped me finance my truck, and were always a support system in my life
>tl;dr it's not worth burning this bridge
>Mfw I realised we probably won't find out what happens at the end of OP's situation anytime soon.
meng just tell the sister what she did was wrong and cant happen again, be a fucking adult. tell your girlfriend too, and tell her that her sister obviously has some issues that she needs to work out. 5 billion percent better if you tell her yourself than her finding out later.
She wants your D. But she wants to know if you're interested, since your dating her sister and she is not 100% sure if you're going to go for it. So now she is poking you. It means you have her where you want her.
Give her the D, but lay down the rules, you are not leaving your gf, and no one can know, or else there will be a shitstorm for everyone. FFS she already sucked it! if she were remorsefull or ashamed she would've been the one all acting like I don't remember what happened.
Tell your girlfriend you loved it when she gave you head that night.
She'll say she didn't
Tell her she must have
She'll think that you right it was her and can't blame you for it.
oh common guy.
She had a crush on her rolemodels love.
Now she tries to play a game.
Go out there, be a man and play it.
Rule nr.1 don let there be anything that can be interpreted as evidence against you.
No matter what way you want the game to go.
If at one point you decide to deny her, you better be sure you are the one at the lever.
btw she was 18 wasn't she?
if not stay away, totally not worth a ruined life.
Some guy on Kik talking about how her friends boyfriend is really kinky and said he took a picture of her in her panties with a bottle of Smirnoff and here we are with that exact same photo that was posted
A good plan, if a week hadn't already passed.
It would be strange to bring that up a week after the fact.
tell your girlfriend her sister is a bigger whore than her.
when she asks what youre talking about, tell her she blew you while your gf was sleeping. and if shes like yea right, then just be like LOL right?
and you told the truth and the dumb cunt didnt beleive you
i'm posting the pics to get people to contribute and come talk about this
it's nothing you wouldn't see if we were at the pool or beach, so it's no big deal
why would i post nudes of my gf or her sister?
>get the fuck off my /b/
please, get medication for your autism
man, i love stoner chicks
i agree with you, but i don't want the sisters to hate each other and fuck things up in the family
good idea, anon
i'm taking in all the advice before i make a decision, anon
Exactly like that, bro! Lol
That's what my gf does
It's incredible, esp when i'm high
these are all from my phone
i was too drunk to fight her off
honestly, i was FUCKED UP
i just remember looking down and seeing her
and just couldn't wake up
I guess I could
don't tell your gf, if her sister tells her then act like you were asleep, then your gf has to decide if she believes you or her sister. then you have a chance she believes you, otherewise if you tell your gf the truth you are fucked without a chance of getting out of that undemaged.
Anon, if you plan on staying with your gf, the only way to deal with it is to tell her the truth. If you don't you will have to live with the fear that she will find out your lie for the duration of the relationship. Come clean, if your gf a rational human being and loves you, she will be on your side and believe you when you tell her that it doesn't mean anything and you feel tremendous guilt and shame and all that shit. Lay it all out anon, it's the only way that doesn't put an expiration date on your relationship.
This is a bit dependent on the kind of relationship you guys have, but my suggestion is honesty. Sit your gf down and tell her what happened and that you're need her help to resolve it. It's clearly troubling you and that should be made clear to your girlfriend. You don't want them to have problems but the sister must face consequences for her actions, even if it means tension in the family. That's up to your gf in how she reacts. Plus the 'you speaking up first' bit works to your advantage as already mentioned.
It's not about outsmarting her...you've already done that by being a man. It's the fact the system is so fucked right now that makes it a bad idea.
You can still fuck her over on your own terms.
I wish that was a normal 12 oz bottle of smirnoff...it would mean you were dating the tiniest girl ive ever seen. Imagine how big your dick would look compared to any of her body parts.
>Why would I post nudes of my gf or her sister
Because literally every person you're crying to and asking for advice (some of which you plan to use) wants to see em.
You owe us.
Also, why wouldn't you? The sister is trying to sabotage you. Sabotage her back.
yeah, we're all 18 and up
i'm not sure i want to play games with them
things will get fucked up
kek. right? people are retarded
exactly. thank you.
it's been a week already
peoples views of dating really bother me
if you arent planning on marriage or moving in together then just being boyfriend and girlfriend isnt a life long commitment to each other.
you should be free to sleep around, make sure that she is the one or whatever, dating is just a trial period
If OP's girlfriend is as chill as he makes her out to be, then I would figure the truth would be the best bet.
HEAR THAT OP, YOU MASSIVE RAGING FAGGOT?!
What kind of tribute?
the kind where you cum on my picture summerfag
This is by far the best solution
if GF has any intelligence at all, trusts you, or is a halfway decent person, show her your first two posts here.
they tell the story, explain how you're not responsible, and show that you're concerned about lil sis' attention and you don't want to hurt your GF.
GF will be mad, but will forgive you, and will deal with lil sis.
>you're a girl, aren't you? lol
>i told my sister and she said this exact same thing
this goes back to my "show your GF the first 2 posts you made here" thing.
the fact that you talked to your sister about it is further proof that you care, and you want to fix this
legit, she would understand, they are sisters afterall
Summer is over, and my excessive virginity causes a severe case of ED.
Besides, why would I want to blow a load on a pothead?
>i was too drunk to fight her off
>honestly, i was FUCKED UP
>i just remember looking down and seeing her
>and just couldn't wake up
again, another thing to show GF for proof you didn't do nothing wrong.
look down, you're drunk. "wtf? is that little sis?"
wake up, think maybe a dream, until she texts you
>that's the thing i'm confused about
>what the fuck does she want from me?
>i'm older than her, and dating her sister
>i can't understand why she's doing this
>her sister is really nice to her, so it can't be
>out of spite
>i kind of feel like her little sister is in love with me, and i never lead her on, but that night it just kind of happened and i was really fucking drunk
Again. SHE WANTS YOUR DICK.
If she's got a crush on you, you have to let her down. Another rule of the game, don't let it become emotional. Make it a condition with her. Finger in her face "I love your sister, not you! - I will do this for you, but no telling anyone ever"
Then teach her how to do it and send her off with her new tricks to some friend or w/e guy at her school.
I'm waiting on my gf to finish taking a shower
>OP can you tell us the name of your gf sisters name?